Twilight: A 104 Year Old Stalker and a 0/10 Legal Score

Can a 104 year old date a high school junior and call it a love story? We finally put Twilight (2008) and the rest of the saga on trial. We are three New Jersey attorneys, and we work through the Cullens forging a new identity every time they move, Carlisle turning dying patients without their consent, whether needing human blood is a defense to murder, a vampire government that hands down one sentence and never holds a trial, and Edward watching Bella sleep long before they ever spoke. We get into informed consent on the wedding night, malpractice in the world's first vampire C section, whether Renesmee breaks a law nobody wrote for her, and the one that nearly ended the recording, Jacob imprinting on a newborn. Our score: zero out of ten for legal accuracy, a thousand out of ten for enjoyment. 🎙️ Hosted by Jenny (@birzlaw), Liz (@lizcalandrillo), and Diana (@mrsladydiana) Follow us on Instagram @letsruinitpodcast For entertainment only; not legal advice.