Twitter (now known as X) wit and wisdom, late September, 2023

Send us Fan MailTwitter (now known as X) wit and wisdom, late September, 2023@TudortweetBBC Chat show presenter not known for his false modesty“Question for our listeners. Which part of my anatomy did I graze so seriously I had to go to hospital for treatment?”Answer from a listener. “Your Super Ego?”@aled-jobIt's comedians who often tell you the truth in life. Here's Groucho Marx summing up life in Wales and UK right now. Many years in advance.'Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere.. diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies'.Although he could have added:'and not listening to the public'From the incomparable @deelomasHave I ever mentioned that I had a hen who could count her own eggs? She was a mathmachicken…@PaulEkblom1That's nothing - mine can work out the rate of change of her egg production. She can do differential cluckulus.@simonharris_mbdSo it’s now highly likely that Rishi Sunak will scrap the Manchester part of HS2. We’re going to be left with a high-speed rail link between somewhere near QPR’s stadium and almost but not quite Birmingham City Centre. If it’s never been about ‘journey times’ then why build a faster railway. Utter, utter expletive deleted.@RpsAgainstTrumpMarine biologist Trump claims that "Windmills are causing whales to die in numbers never seen before. Nobody does anything about that” ...Stay up-to-date with all of Tudor's podcasts, blogs and current affairs commentary by signing up to our newsletter! Email [email protected] to sign up!Follow Tudor on Twitter @TudortweetFollow Tudor's blogs:everydaycreativity.ukleaderswedeserve.wordpress.com