Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 3: And Ever...

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Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 3: And Everyone Clapped Just another day in the life of Freemason Walter Clay. CAST: Matthew Woodcock as Walt. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Mike Paul as the Worshipful Master Mason. Gabrielle Adkins as Amari. Charlie Wes as Ed Choom. Jordan Stillman as Judy. Kristian Lawrence as Freemason Neil. Brandon Finch as Freemason Terry. Cornelius Mohr as Freemason Saul. Abby Espiritu as Derby. Phil Sherwood as Jay. Stephen Indrisano as Steve. Claire Gaskell as Evie. Ezra J. Wayne as Peter. Torian Brackett as Pete. Ariel Hack as the Emalema Bossbabe. Josh Rubino as the Freemason Ensemble. Socks Whitmore as the Superfan. CREW: Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. Dialogue Cleanup Assistance by Newton Schottelkotte. MUSIC: Social Kapital by Glad Rags. Wonder Under by Glad Rags. Tick Tock by Glad Rags. Episode Transcript PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe. CONTACT: [email protected] STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode? Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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