Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 5: All My H...

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Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 5: All My Homies Hate Sir Isaac Newton Randy and Gayle finally have their Freemason. Now what do they do? CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Josh Rubino as Sir Isaac Newton. Matthew Woodcock as Walt. Graham Rowat as Newsham. Scottye Moore as Sgt. Dirkwater. Abby Espiritu as Derby. Su Ling Chan as Debra. Ryan Philbrook as the Smashed Potatoes Ad. CREW: Writing, Post-Production, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. Sound Design by Tal Minear. MUSIC: Social Kapital by Glad Rags. Tick-Tock by Glad Rags. Retro by Bajio Alvarado. Nettle Swarm by Randy Greer. FIFA Slide by Keshco. Specter by Alan Walker. Episode ⁠Transcript⁠ PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe. CONTACT: [email protected] STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode? Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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