Two Stupid Texans

Between Roger Clemens and George W. Bush, we had enough idiotic quotes to choke a dairy cow on this week’s show. Listen and learn, Heide prefers cum and sand on the face over sand in the vag. She claimed to be in a fine mood, but Rhodian knew with a little prodding he could get some rage out of her. The subject of her hissy-fit at the Comedy Shoppe show came up and she had to eat some deliciously sautéed crow. Mark Hamill is okay with Heath Ledger playing Joker in the Dark Knight, and so is Rhodian. The next question is, who’s going to be the next Superman in the Justice League movie? Hopefully Rhodian will like him better than Brandon Routh. Right now all he really cares about is the new Rambo movie coming out this month. We discussed the new biography of Tom Cruise and debated whether it holds any water. We talked about the effects of the writer’s strike on television programs, especially the weird-ass People’s Choice Awards. Late night television takes a dive, with Letterman hitting rock bottom.There was some debate over the hotness of redheads. Heide turns her no-game-having nose up at them.