EPISODE · Aug 7, 2015 · 0 MIN
Two Toothpicks and a Straw (18/365)
from 365Jokes · host Matt McClain
One night as a bartender is closing up his bar, he hears a knock at the back door. When he opens the door, there is a bum who asks, "Can I have a toothpick please?" The bartender gives him a toothpick and continues cleaning up his bar. Five minutes later, he hears another knock at the door. Again, there stands another bum who asks, "Can I have a toothpick?" The bartender gives him a toothpick and continues cleaning up the bar. Five minutes later, he hears another knock at the back door. This time, there's a bum asking for a straw. The owner gives him a straw, but finally asks what's going on out there. The bum replies, "Some lady threw up in the back, but all the good stuff is gone."
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