🐢 Two Turtles in a Big World: The Minds Behind the Madness 🐢

This is your sign to text your fave unlicensed therapists. (That’s us). Last week was just the appetizer. This week? We’re giving you the messy, heartfelt, and slightly unhinged buffet of us. Consider this your chaotic crash course in all things Anthony and Nalee—your new besties, podcast hosts, and emotional support hot messes.In this bonus deep dive, we spiral (shocker), overshare (on brand), and unpack everything from turtle metaphors and grief spirals to nail art, ceramic dreams, fake sick voices, and why you should never sit next to a kid at an Ed Sheeran concert. We reveal our love languages, our red flags, our daydream delusions, and the petty hills we’re absolutely willing to die on. (Yes, Twilight is a classic. Fight Nalee.)Whether you're the type to fake laugh through the chaos or spiral in silence while journaling with your favorite scented candle—we see you. This one’s for the real ones, the weirdos, the deeply relatable and slightly dysfunctional humans who just want to feel seen.Welcome to Twin Tangents Because Therapy Was Booked, and we had things to say.⚠️ Twin Tangents: Because Therapy Was Booked ⚠️ Unfiltered. Unapologetic. Unhinged (just a bit).Hosted by Nalee & Anthony—this is your safe, spicy space to spiral. Expect adult content, hot takes, and high-functioning chaos.And yes, we call our listeners H.O.E.S. (Hilarious. Over it. Emotionally unstable. Spicy.) It’s not an insult. It’s a hoe-mmunity. What if we did choose chaos… but thoughtfully?Nalee’s Hypothetical Hotline delivers advice that’s 70% emotionally intelligent, 20% petty, and 10% “please don’t actually do this.” Send in your hypotheticals that are absolutely not hypotheticals, and we’ll help you navigate your main-character energy with just enough restraint.Growth. With seasoning. This isn’t therapy. This isn’t mediation. This is Twin Tangents Court.Where group chat screenshots become evidence, red flags are entered into the record, and absolutely no one leaves unjudged. From dating disasters to roommate crimes to petty indictments, we bring the gavel down with dramatic precision.New cases drop every other Friday at 8 AM Central. Bring your receipts. Prepare for sentencing. A playful, no-nonsense reminder from Anthony and Nalee to hit that follow button, leave a review, and share the pod with your favorite chaotic friend. Set over a snappy, upbeat jingle, this mid-roll blends humor and honesty to encourage listener support—because subscribing helps fuel the tangents, rants, and revelations you didn’t know you needed. Just when you thought the chaos was over—Anthony and Nalee invite you to keep the tangents going. With a soft outro vibe and one last wink to the listener, this post-roll points you toward the Twin Tangents website and socials for more unfiltered content. Because if you’re still here, you clearly get it… and we love that for you.🎙️ Stay connected with Twin Tangents Because Therapy Was Booked Unfiltered. Unexpected. Unbothered.🌐 Website: www.twintangentspodcast.com All our socials, episodes, and contact info live here.📱 Follow us on Socials: Instagram: @theofficialtwintangents Facebook: Twin Tangents Because Therapy Was Booked X (Twitter): @twintangents💌 Got thoughts, tangents, or just need to vent? Reach out via our site or socials. We’re all ears.