🐢 Two Turtles in a Big World: The Minds Behind the Madness 🐢

This is your sign to text your fave unlicensed therapists. (That’s us). Last week was just the appetizer. This week? We’re giving you the messy, heartfelt, and slightly unhinged buffet of us. Consider this your chaotic crash course in all things Anthony and Nalee—your new besties, podcast hosts, and emotional support hot messes.In this bonus deep dive, we spiral (shocker), overshare (on brand), and unpack everything from turtle metaphors and grief spirals to nail art, ceramic dreams, fake sick voices, and why you should never sit next to a kid at an Ed Sheeran concert. We reveal our love languages, our red flags, our daydream delusions, and the petty hills we’re absolutely willing to die on. (Yes, Twilight is a classic. Fight Nalee.)Whether you're the type to fake laugh through the chaos or spiral in silence while journaling with your favorite scented candle—we see you. This one’s for the real ones, the weirdos, the deeply relatable and slightly dysfunctional humans who just want to feel seen.Welcome to Twin Tangents Because Therapy Was Booked, and we had things to say.⚠️ Twin Tangents: Because Therapy Was Booked ⚠️ Unfiltered. Unapologetic. Unhinged (just a bit).Hosted by Nalee & Anthony—this is your safe, spicy space to spiral. Expect adult content, hot takes, and high-functioning chaos.And yes, we call our listeners H.O.E.S. (Hilarious. Over it. Emotionally unstable. Spicy.) It’s not an insult. It’s a hoe-mmunity. If you can turn a three-word text into a 45-minute psychological breakdown… welcome home.Nalee’s Hypothetical Hotline exists for the people who rehearse arguments in the shower and lose sleep over imaginary conversations. Submit your spirals. We’ll spiral louder. And with microphones.Because if we’re overthinking, we’re doing it professionally. Love drama but hate being involved in it? Perfect.Twin Tangents Court is our fast-paced spin-off where we judge everyone so you don’t have to. Dating disasters. Friendship felonies. Domestic disturbances. We try the case. We deliver the verdict.New episodes drop every other Friday at 8 AM Central. Bring your coffee. Bring your screenshots. Court is now in session. Pride Month isn’t just glitter and hashtags—it’s visibility, safety, and unapologetic joy. In our “Rainbow, But Make It Real” segment, we’re cutting through the rainbow capitalism to spotlight real stories, real love, and real respect. Whether you're out, questioning, or just vibing in your truth—we see you, we celebrate you, and we’re here for the real Pride. 🏳️‍🌈💖✨ Just when you thought the chaos was over—Anthony and Nalee invite you to keep the tangents going. With a soft outro vibe and one last wink to the listener, this post-roll points you toward the Twin Tangents website and socials for more unfiltered content. Because if you’re still here, you clearly get it… and we love that for you.🎙️ Stay connected with Twin Tangents Because Therapy Was Booked Unfiltered. Unexpected. Unbothered.🌐 Website: www.twintangentspodcast.com All our socials, episodes, and contact info live here.📱 Follow us on Socials: Instagram: @theofficialtwintangents Facebook: Twin Tangents Because Therapy Was Booked X (Twitter): @twintangents💌 Got thoughts, tangents, or just need to vent? Reach out via our site or socials. We’re all ears.