Two Wild Takes | Reading Reddit Stories (w/ TwoHotTakes )

Morgan from Two Hot Takes is here!! The Reddit podcast crossover you've all been waiting for!Go to http://factormeals.com/pitreddit50 and use code pitreddit50 to get 50% off.0:00-1:19 Intro1:20-8:39 My husband stole shallots from gardens https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/duplicates/a7idgp/found_out_husband_is_the_one_stealing_shallots/ 8:40-14:06 I made fake throw up to skip school https://www.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/1887z85/i_made_fake_throw_up_to_stay_home_from_school/14:07-21:32 I used the bathroom after a hot girl https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/17dcyt8/tifu_by_using_the_bathroom_after_a_hot_girl/21:33-29:13 I accidentally created an army of crows https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/ki6fnd/oregon_i_accidentally_created_an_army_of_crow/29:14-32:05 I exposed myself at Chuck E. Cheese https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/16xh6n8/i_just_exposed_my_nether_region_to_a_bunch_of/32:06-36:19 I ruined sexy time by thinking about Spongebob https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1agl2en/tifu_by_ruining_sexy_time_because_i_was_thinking/36:20-37:23 Sponsors!37:24-40:59 Our initials made our cake topper inappropriate https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/14d1wiv/tifu_by_not_realizing_our_initials_made_our_cake/41:00-46:06 I ate my pregnant wife's leftovers https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/18icix7/aita_for_eating_my_pregnant_wifes_leftovers/46:07-51:48 I vetoed all TV show names for our kid https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1ahh5yk/aita_for_not_just_dropping_it_and_putting_a/?share_id=KFLHMEuJjrbkxRPLDcQ-o&utm_content=1&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_source=share&utm_term=451:49-1:05:09 My girlfriend smells https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/19eb5ox/my_girlfriend_smells_24f_24f/SUBSCRIBE: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPitWEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.comWHO YOU HEARShayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/Tommy Bowe // https://www.instagram.com/tomeybones/Morgan Absher // https://www.instagram.com/morgsyabsher/WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually)Director: Emily Rose JacobsonEditor: Vida RobbinsDirector of Programming, Smosh Pit: Emily Rose JacobsonAssociate Producer, Smosh Pit: Bailey PetracekAssistant Director: Amanda BarnesArt Director: Cassie VanceAssistant Art Director: Erin KuschnerArt Coordinator: Alex AguilarProp Assistant: Adam Mustafa, Oliver WehlanderAudio Mixer: Scott NeffAudio Utility: Dina RamliCamera Operator: Eric WannDirector of Photography: Brennan IketaniDirector of Design: Brittany HobbsDIT/AE: Matt DuranCEO: Alé CateneseEVP of Production: Zoe MoacaninEVP of Programming: Kiana ParkerExecutive Coordinator: Rachel CollisIT: Tim BakerOperations PA: Katie FinkPost Production Manager: Luke BakerProduction Manager: Amanda BarnesProduction Coordinator: Marcus MunguiaProduction Assistant: Ovsana TsaturianSenior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy JonesMarketing Director: Dani HoweSocial Creative Producer: Peter Ditzler, Tommy BoweSocial Strategist: Erica Noboa, Mallory MyersTalent Coordinator: Selina GarciaOTHER SMOSHES:Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshSmosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGamesEl Smosh (Spanish Dub): https://smo.sh/Sub2ElSmoshSmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCastFOLLOW US:TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTokSnapchat: http://smo.sh/OnSnapchatInstagram: https://instagram.com/smoshFacebook: https://facebook.com/smosh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices