Types of Flares

In this explosive episode of Permian Pyros, we welcome back Grady, a 20+ year veteran of all things combustion, to walk us through the wild world of flares. From utility flares that just need a pilot and a prayer to steam-assist monsters that sound like NASA launches, Grady breaks down every type of flame-spewing contraption you’ll find from Midland to Monahans.We cover: • The dysfunctional family tree of flares (yes, pit flares still exist) • The difference between derrick-supported and guy-wired stack gymnastics • Why manual lighting is the fastest way to lose your eyebrows • And how a flame front generator can double as an initiation test for new hiresWhether you’re a burner tech, a flare rookie, or just someone who enjoys a good “don’t try this at home” story, this episode is packed with real-world wisdom, dark humor, and just enough sarcasm to keep it OSHA-adjacent.Warning: Contains language that may offend thermocouples and people who still think conduit torches are a safe idea.