ULTRARED JUGGERNAUT 8 / ww3 aka captain america: civil war irl

Yo yo yo, we are back yet again with what might be my favorite spellcast yet. We are your number 1 source of everything politics, news, science. philosophy, comedy, and power. This episode is brought to you by Felix Gray, ElfBars, and Marvel; thank you to our sponsors. Shoutout to Zero to Hero back to Zero for the intro sonics. Dragon & Lightning talk about Coach “Benjamin” Wade, the dragonslayer (not a threat to dragon who is, as you are well-aware, the immortal, invincible ultraredslimedragonelflord) and modern-day samurai who potentially may bind UltraZee and WhiteTigerLightning in Holy Matrimony, The Warden AKA Nikolaj Rowe’s recent KO, 37% power hit on his own Liquid Snake AKA Nick Z AKA Liquid Nick which is already being called in international conversation as “the slap heard ‘round the world”, Dragon and Mikey avenging the Jews in a minor, menial way by making a nationalist German (lowkey Neo-Nazi) professor cry multiple times at the local bar, and finally, Dragon and Lightning take on a more serious subject with a tone of reverence for all the fallen on both sides as we assess, analyze, and analogize the recent escalations in the Israel-Palestine conflict which UltraRed officially coins Captain America: Civil War in real life (irl (inter reality langrage)). Bilderberg meetings are what I couldn’t think of midep with Russo brothers. @godofdesire answer my dm, I can save you. Big ups to Dayton Webber as well, the Quadriplegic Professional Cornholer who invented the strategy of waddle-up nubbing. link to him in action->https://youtu.be/LDTvhw5nyFw?si=XnfgjDRkmhaBwMts Hope UltraJunkies enjoyed this episode, more to come as always on a sibylline schedule; always stay on the lookout. Dragon & Lightning are ToeJam & Earl reincarnated. For real, thank you for listening and even bigger ups if you read this. Text me “Where is Patrick J. Pespas at?” if you read this far. Apologies for our Lebowski misquote, kinda inexcusable. Forgive us, Coen Brothers. But also who fucking cares? Eat all the pills Morpheus offers you, especially the purple pill. Break the simulation’s servers. Alright. Technical difficulties again on the video guys. Sorry. Stay turned for Dragon & Lightning face reveals. Stay Ultra ☯︎ ☮︎ ☾☼. https://twitter.com/grantmchugh22 anyone who steps to us, remember you WILL be met with ultraredfire&fury https://youtu.be/1bt405m_jO?si=8_zt-rBboqzghiyO #JOINTHEJUG on all socials. Venmo @GRANTMCHUGH, Follow here on Spotify, subscribe to the youtube @ ULTRA RED PRODUCTIONS, add me on snap @gmchugh3, follow the insta @ultraredd @ultrareddd @grant.mchugh @nbayoungwilll, new official UltraRed x @ultraredshit, Dragon on X @grantmchugh22, Lightning on X @Williamthehuman. JOIN THE JUGGERNAUT. ULTRAREDCOSMICEMPIRE. ULTRAREDGALACTICDOMINATION. ULTRAREDMULTIVERSALTYRANNY. ULTRAREDMYTHICSYZYGY. ULTRAREDDRUIDICOMNIPOTENCY. ULTRAREDINFINITEPUZZLE. ULTRAREDPLASMICENERGY. ULTRAREDAUTISTICGENIUS.