The West Coast Cowboy Tour. If you want to see where I'm going to be, go to vjsonales.com to see tour dates and where I'm going to be because I might be in your town. vjsonales.com, do it, go now. He looks to his phone everybody.
What are you talking about? I'm looking for the one too, but I just... You want to not look for the one? Dude, if she's...
It's the one and then the next weekend I see you with another one, that's the one. I'm like... How are you going to find the one if you don't look at them all? Jason.
The King of my driveway, which is... Western. It's located in the West. Trying to not bite off as much.
You know, the King of the West, there's probably a few other Kings out there. Also Kings, man, it's stuck up. You know? Calm down.
You know, you're the King. What does that mean? The King of what? The King of everybody.
I don't want to be the King of everybody. Everybody's a fucking idiot. I don't want to be the King of you. You're a good one.
You're a cool. But I don't want to be the King of you. You're your King. Yeah.
Other lasers here, everybody. And this time we have a studio that works and we have a producer that works and he would be like, Jason, the microphones are not working. Let's stop. Yes, and the event that we're not recording, he's likely to tell us before the show is fucking finished.
LAUGHTER So this is probably going to be a way better show. How are you, dude? Man. Hell if I need to be a better up you King.
Yeah, but I don't know, man, because those guys get going over here and going insane. No, dude, let me tell you, I saved this just for you. I'll call this a fucking, this is why I'm not very fond of LA this much. So I'm saying people are idiots.
I agree. I got to tell you this, OK? Then I'm at this little thing downtown for a little party thing or a lot of comics or a lot of people, managers, industry, people, like that. Oh, they're the worst.
So I'm already not having a good time. You know what I'm saying? I'm just going to say whatever. Industry people are.
I'm getting angry. But it's like in the kitchen. You said industry people and I'm ready to fight. Not like porn industry people.
God damn. I'm just a good audience. Great people. OK, but I'm there.
So do the earth. Yeah, I'm there. And I'm sitting at the bar, trying to get this ladies next to me. She's cute woman.
She's probably late 20s early 30s. We start talking about finance. I had a house. I know interest rates.
I know retor, I look like it, but I'm not. That's a horny talk. Yeah, you do. But then I could talk.
I was like, so you're not a comic or you're not in this industry. She's not. I was here with a friend. I go perfect.
Somebody I can escape with. We have a nice. Escape. That's a good shot for 20 minutes.
Right? I'm going to see my friends. I'm not going to deal. You know, I go by the DJ booth.
She goes inside DJ booth three. But I was later in a senior. I was walking up to her and just like, you know, hey, we're never leaving again. I love you very much.
Right. And she goes, you want to kiss me? Wow. And I said, you fucking bet you.
OK, so I'm making out. So I'm talking locked up. I'm a big girl from Avatar. Right?
How you going to drink? She goes, sure. We're going to get a drink. Sit down, start kissing.
And I start I start rubbing. You know, I mean, your boys, we're going to find out this how fuckers I got to know. Is it tonight? Am I planning to see for tomorrow?
She have a pain. Well, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, even worse. Even worse. I've got my.
I've got I'm grabbing her by the book. I'm going to be lashed on. I'm lashing. I don't know if that's worse, Michael.
I'm not gay. I don't want to touch a dick, but you got to. I'm going to hang out. I'm going to see what's next.
What's next? I'm going to be voting. You got lady. No bullshit.
So we're gone. Like fucking grabbing right there. Holding on tight. I'm a fella.
I'm not going to vote. I was like, but if I had to say I'm grabbing on your pussy, so you could probably imagine who I voted for. You know what I'm saying? And she got up.
She got up. She's like, what do you think about the whole Elon thing? Like what the fucking? I mean, he's not he looked autistic.
If anything, I said, I don't know. I don't know what he's going to say. I look like he just went. He just went.
He just went back and forth. I got a dozen. OK, OK, look, I'm not saying he's a Nazi, but that is that was the Nazi salute. I'm not saying he did it.
He's a Nazi. Yeah. I'm saying that wasn't an artistic look. That was a Nazi salute.
He didn't know that. I'm willing to go. He was said in his heart. My only thing is when you send your heart out, when it comes out, he got a little snappy.
Yeah. And that was like, oh, there was a hate in that. He said it, mind me. And then he turned around and went to the back.
And I was like, well, a double whammy. I didn't see a second one. He went bam. And then he turned around and went bam.
And I was like, oh, getting sick. I don't think that that was like, now we've got it. Now we're under control. And everyone needs to know, yes, I'm announcing we're out.
Nazis. And we're taking over America. Heil Hitler. I don't think that he said did that.
I do think that he's a strange guy. He got excited because the way he dances, I'm like, whoa, dude, I'd rather do the Nazi salute than dance like that. That's a bad look. So he's a weird guy.
I don't think he's a Nazi. But what he did is it is the Nazi salute. It is. So this video of Hitler doing it the same way.
And then all the troops do it back to him. And it's exactly the same. I can't. You can't.
OK. Not saying he is. Look at this, no possible that you can absolutely do fill in the blank. What's he said?
That looks like in a picture. No, no, he's the other thing. Sorry. Because I'm not I'm with you these days.
And nobody believes me, but I am. I'm Republican. Not full, but I don't like I kind of like anybody. But I also I'm like, I here's your shot.
How's it going to be in a year from now? And if it's the same, fuck you too, which is probably what I it's what I'm leaning to. But so far, oh, you're bullshit. You're going to give me this.
You're going to give me that. You didn't give me anything. It's worse than ever. Oh, the fire of COVID.
No, no, you're bullshit. You didn't do that. You keep the you kept all the money. And we're all fucked.
That's what's happened. This good chance they're going to do it again. This dude posted on Twitter, all these other Democrats with a photo doing that. And I'm like, I said something.
I was like, dude, I saw those photos. If you watch the video, they went like that. They were waving. They did not go, you did.
OK, now you're making it out like those dudes did what you did. They didn't, dude. You did an artsy salute. The rest of them were waving into the photo that makes it look like that.
Yes, but I think it is entirely possible to do fill in the blank signal or symbol or gesture and not mean that thing. Case in point, if you have a child sooner or later, they're going to come up to you when they're three and be like, I hurt my finger. They are giving you the finger. They also do not mean to give you the thing.
No, it's entirely. I think that is the most likely scenario. He could be a Nazi. And I still don't think he was like, this is the perfect time to both out of Chicago.
Wasn't the perfect time. I was trying to tell her I was like, same thing. Exactly. We said, I'm like, it was kind of not just.
Yeah, look, I look, but I was like, I don't think it truly is. Look at all the shitty. I do it. But she goes, she literally goes, yeah, I can't talk to you anymore.
And doesn't even take the drink that a bar just fucking walks off. This walks off. And I know this. Did you say, see you later?
That should have been good right there. Where they're not fucking anybody who voted for Trump. And they're also not taking ubers that are Tesla's to boycott all this. And I'm just like, I didn't even vote for fuck anybody.
I didn't vote for anyone. And I was just like, you know, that's not a new thing. That's not a new thing. Before I got had a girlfriend and broke up with her.
When I was on the on the bumble, there were people. It goes both ways. There were people saying, I'm a Republican. If you're a Democrat, swipe left and vice versa.
It's a thing that I've that's kind of the thing that has helped me because I watch all this stuff on social media. And it got to the point where, you know, especially when I was doing a lot of gay stuff, like I got gay people bashing me now for disrespecting the gays. I'm not, I love the gays. I just don't interact sexually with dudes or that anymore.
Fuck off. Like I'm allowed to do what I want to do. I don't hate anybody. I think that they all need to be equal rights and all that stuff.
But people do react in a way where they take the social media as real life. Like I think when you're out there, like, you know, you're, you're, I've known, I knew you before. I was, I was changed my political outlook. And I like you.
And I also know a bunch of people that I've been friends with for a long time that I didn't know which side they were on. And they're my friends. And when you tell me, oh, I would have voted for this guy or I would my children's mother is a Republican. That's the mother of my children.
She's a very wise lady. Yeah. She's raised two great kids. She's a fucking good person.
And I don't care. Like in that, in that makes me live my, I don't know how much longer I'm going to be alive. I can't be like, well, I'll be like, because of what you voted for. Like I said, I'm pretty sure everybody in charge is getting theirs.
Well, we don't get shit. That's it. Like I said, like all those rich guys that own Facebook and all that stuff, they're all at the inauguration. Do you think I've said this on stage?
Do you think that they all after the inauguration sat down and were like, right, how are we going to get the little guy back on top? No, no, they didn't. They don't care. They're thinking, how do I get even more?
Why do you think you're the richest person in the world? Because you, that's what you are focused, hyper focused on making as much money as you possibly can. That's what fulfills your life. Powerful man only one more.
So next week, like you can already do it right now. They can already be like, you know what, I make this many billion dollars. Here's a bill. Here's a bill.
Everybody's fed. Everybody's got a house. Like if it all falls apart, but it's not like I didn't try, but they're not doing that. They're like, I'm going to get more bills, more bills, more bills.
Fuck you. That's what they are. That's what everybody is. That's what Joe Biden is.
That's what Donald Trump is. They all, except maybe Bernie Sanders, all want what they want more. They're greedy kings. That's what they all are.
Kings and Queens. All of them. I also say like I do drive a Tesla. I did not buy it because I thought Elon Musk was a cool guy.
I'm not getting rid of it. He's not cool. I'm not getting rid of it because I think he's a dick. Honestly, he didn't have a whole lot to do with my decision to buy that car.
But so you see that the Uber driver is driving a Tesla. So you go, no, I want this other car. Like I know Tony Hawk really well doing with him tonight. You know what he's into?
Skateboarding. If he tomorrow was like, I am going to do everything I can to not skateboard and to further the sport of rollerblading, don't believe him. He's lying. He's only about skateboarding.
You know why I know that? Because he's that good. Because that's all he did. If you're the most money out of everybody in the world, your passion is having the most money out of everybody in the world.
And you will do whatever it takes to keep making it. And I just don't know why anybody cares anymore. You should just go out there. Be nice to people.
Be nice to people. Kind. Come on stuff. Hey, come in is fun.
Yeah, but you know, oh, completely. Yeah, definitely contentious. Yeah, are you really always did need to? To shape that too.
Like, it's ex-remate. Hug people. Hug people. And say nice things to people.
You know what I like to do? I've said this a few times. People are like, like, let her fat ladies have nice nails. And I say stuff about their nails.
Or if they've got nice shoes. My manager, Brianna, one of the nicest people I've ever met in my life, like a saint of a human. Every time I go anywhere with her, the way she treats people, I can't duplicate it because I've been such a dick for so long. It's like my accent.
I can't be like, dear, let's get a party at Cheeseburger. I'm like, oh, mate, read your dish. I can't stop being me. She says stuff to people with.
They light up. And they're like, oh, like if she checks into a hotel, like if I check in by myself, they go, I did credit card. I'm like, well, good evening. You know what I mean?
She comes and goes, oh, and she's sincere. She's not faking it. She's like, I really do love those shoes or I love your tie or your name or your haircut or whatever it is. And then the next thing you know, they're like, would you like to upgrade?
And I'm like, I know, can you upgrade my room? I do. Can I come to you? Can I come to you?
You're a dick. You know? So it's like, that's kind of how if we all if we were all Rihannas, the world would be really be no problems. You know, three people like you want to be treated.
Unless you're in the. Jesus said that. Yeah. I think so.
Like I never read the book, but I've heard people say that. I believe that is the golden rule. What Jesus said, the golden rule is treat people. How you do unto thee?
How's it got? You got it, baby. That'll believe in yourself. Yeah.
And I think they do. Do it. That'll do. I just did that pretty much.
Yeah. That's it. Those boots are haggard. They had them road hard and put a wet like everything in life.
And your soul has got a hole. Yeah. Well, you know, they're hot. You're doing pretty good at you're out there on the road every day.
Do you do you like new cowboy boots or is that like not cool? No, they're fine. But because I was looking at some I was in Texas the other day. Yeah.
And I went into some boot stores. Yeah. And I was like, Oh, I want those. And then I picked them up and I was like, Oh, I don't want them that bad.
Yeah. Yeah. They're like, two grand. I'm like, two grand.
I'm like, two grand. I'm like, two grand. I'm like, two grand. No, I just once I once I formed your foot, it's hard to beat it.
Even if the shit looks outside because it's like, what is like a real cowboy? It's actually like working with cows and horses and stuff. What would a guy like that that isn't made of money typically spend on a cowboy boot? Well, so these are like what you would call going out boots.
Right. Like it's like a look boot, but like it could like a area like a work boot. I mean, I don't know if I've never wanted to case a work boot, but an area I would go to a good hide working cattle or like shit with steel toe area. It's got the best steel toe because you're always could say it on your feet sometimes, too.
Yeah, sit on mine. Yeah, you want. Yeah. I mean, I don't know if people wear steel tip toe for working cattle or horses.
I don't think they do, but I know like, you know, we'll feel it. But it's what we wear. That's probably a better time for that. I've seen a guy's toe explode getting pizza metal fucking big, heavy piece, blood, and I was a little kid, my boy shot up in the air and I went to get up and rise.
I went to I was on my back and I went to get up. It was kind of like he was a would hit me in the head, but rise. I plan on my feet to stand up. The boy went down and hit me on the toe and I had converse all stars on.
Just snap my big toe. And I was like 15. So I was like shocking, you know, because I saw my toe go like I'm going to die. You know, you can see it's such a bitch when you're a kid.
Now I'll be like, I'm going to test it on it. It'll buff out. It might need doesn't work anymore. And I don't know if I care.
Yeah, like sometimes I care because I'll go out and I'm like, oh, that that slowed me down. But I warm up something about adrenaline, just getting the body flowing and then just all the pains go away. Yeah, I get up and I'm like, oh, yeah, like I'll get up and I'm like, oh, and I'm like, dude, that's a bad look like that hurt to get up out of the car. And then I'll skate or go to the boxing gym.
Once I'm started moving around, I'm in the zone in the ring, moving as fast as I've ever moved. And I and I would tell you, I don't feel pain. It's very confusing. I don't know.
It's it's a drill in that thing. Yeah, but I do think like if I don't get more like another knee surgery or something else, I'm like, is this the because I am starting to walk like an older man. And I'm like, is this my new walk? Like I kind of walk like a black guy.
Like I got like a bit of a bit of a rhythm, a hop to my step and I'm like, that's kind of cool. Like an older black gentleman. Like I'm like an older black gentleman, which I've always thought was pretty cool. And I think I might just stick to it.
You know, like that, an older black gentleman, because I have a bit of a gentleman, you know, and I'm kind of like, yeah, I mean, I'm pasty, but I'm not white, you know, cook out white. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't understand why people, you know, I relate more to like Mexicans. I like what they're doing.
Like both Spanish. Okay, no, okay. What are the current going on in the Mexican community that you're excited about? Barbecues by the river.
Good stuff. What rivers? We don't have rivers here. Oh, I travel.
I'm I'm aware. I'm a stand up comedian. I do like how they use the only ones who use the grills in the parks in LA. They use it to they use it to the river.
Yeah, which is sick. Like you brought your own coal to the river. They do. Yeah.
I think the African dude has like a bag of kinks for car. And it's kind of an astray. Like maybe it's different now because the strains are stuck up and they're shifting. They're pushing the bogans out, right.
But the bogans of Australia are very similar to the Mexican America, where we I had a barbecue like we had a barbecue by the river and the food, the meat, the cooking, it smells like home to me. Because I remember before I moved here permanently, there were some rich people I went to a barbecue and they had prawns on the barbecue and I was like, fucking jerk off. But that's when McDonough D was like, shrimp on the barbie and I was like, we don't call him shrimp, dude. You don't.
You sold your outback steakhouse to, you know, you see him the other day? He's like, he goes, he went to a remake of McDonough D's bullshit. Fuck his old. He is old.
He was leathery 40 years ago. Right. Well, now he's get to the point. You don't get old and you shrink.
Yeah. He's like three feet tall, I think. He's very little. Dude.
The crocodile hunter's son, I saw him on TikTok the other day and I tell you, you know, I make fun of Australians by using the word cracky because cracky is a ridiculous thing to say. It's like it's too Australian. Yeah. So you've lost your fucking mind.
Like I want to make fun of a, a, a bogey. I'll be like, cracky's mate fucking, you know, outback steakhouse. Like I know Steve Irwin said, cracky, like does the average Australian, like when you're going up? No, no, he said, cracky.
I mean, if you do that, dude, you know, I mean, he's like, Richie talks out of his mouth, my fucking am I, you know, like how can we get shoes on? He's like, oh, which is now you dig in with that kid. The kid's like, look at this creature. And I'm like, dude, again, an easy dad, but like calm down.
He's like, check it out on Crocky TV. And I'm like, that's your channel. Yeah, the network is Crocky TV. Maybe want to punch him in the chest.
It's brandy branding. Yeah. That pussy went to private school, though. Yeah, he's bitch made for sure.
I mean, and he didn't let the, it was like this thing's got a real painful sting on it. Like some, the real long insect with all the legs. He said it's like a millipendar. Yeah, one of the most painful stings.
And I'm like, all right. You've got a pocket, you've got a stick of finger in there. And you're the crocodile on his dad. No, he just said he's heard.
I'm like, you, pussy. That doesn't fly anymore. You're just dead. People take him what his dad did and took it to a other level on YouTube.
My kid watches videos where people are just like, I'm seeking out the most painful things on Earth so that they can happen to me. That's the fucking price of entry on YouTube these days. Mind you, it could be a little bit like Jaws. Because Chief Brody, you know, I mean, killed two Jaws, one Jaws, two.
And then Jaws came for the Brody youth and Brody's wife, like more Jaws. So maybe, I don't know his name, fuck it, whatever he's, you know, I mean, Steve Jr. Yeah, I would be here. John, you're maybe he's worried that the entire animal kingdom is inspired against him.
They might be sorry. It's not the craziest. It's not the craziest conspiracy there. He did torture.
I don't want to say torture, but he did torment a critter or two. Yeah, he was not very respectful to the personal space. Yeah, like when that snake, when he goes look at the beautiful crazes and the snake goes, wait, and bites his finger. I don't reckon that snake was like, oh, let's play catch.
You know, I mean, like the snake was like, bad, you know, like, how does it try to kill me? That's why I bid it, right? Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. He provoked animals.
Yeah, just fucking shit. Got him riled up. Right. Which means they're not having that much fun.
Fuck with the what we get the horn. Talking about which, unfortunately, the crocodile under did find out tragically, sooner, eventually. Yeah. So you guys both saw the clip, everybody's watching and talking about with Billy Corgan and Bill Burr on, yeah, the brothers, how many of that's, we're positive that's real, right?
Yeah. OK. Because I was watching that and I was like, Billy Corgan, is he acting right now, or at least were they playing? Was Bill Burr playing up how angry he was about being confronted?
Do you think there was any element? No, I think Bill Burr is a silly. Okay. I hate that conversation.
Yeah, he already knows. I feel bad it doesn't seem like a faker to me. I tend to agree. And Billy Corgan doesn't seem like a guy who loves a great gig.
Yep. So, okay. They're both pretty dry. We're taking it out.
There's dry as the crocodile hunter's watch pussy. Whoa. She hasn't had sex since he died. I mean, you know.
Does that mean she just like pulls out a vibrator and watches old nature videos of her husband? Oh, crikey. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. That's the time. That is when that word is ready to go. Yeah.
Crikey TV. So now that it's been revealed that Billy Corgan and Bill Burr are, I guess legitimately, siblings, half siblings. I got to wondering about other celebrities who look suspiciously similar to one another. And whether or not there may be more such pairs out there.
I'm not aware of you. So I put together a bunch of photos of people who are celebrities that look extremely similar to one another. I don't know if you guys want to speculate on this. So there's a couple of fairly obvious ones.
People have already noted, for example, Elijah Wood and Daniel Radcliffe. Do you know who either of those people are? I do now. Harry Potter and fucking Lord of the Rings.
Yeah, they're both like beady-eyed motherfuckers. They look Canadian to me. They're well, shovely, right? Same thing.
What kind of conversation I'm trying to get away from? One of them looks dead. Like, god damn, it's pasty. Yeah, that's a little.
Is he aware of how white he is? The white backdrop doesn't help. It's like when you're looking at Home Depot to pick what color of schema white you want to paint your ass. It's like Rambo, when you paint in an udwall.
Yeah. Yeah. It's a bad if it's seven repeat. A bad if it's seven repeat.
Okay. Yeah. A bad if it's a mill. You know what I'm saying?
Fucking. Count Precious over here. Okay, how about Keira Knightley and was it Natalie Portman? Oh, yeah.
That's one looks older than the other. I think one is older. You're like, I'm gonna take a jaw. One look like, man, I'm Portman.
I used to love it. Which one's weird? You also look like them too? Is the pink Power Ranger woman.
Kimberly? I don't know. Very similar to them too. You got a triple for that.
It's right there. But she's not that famous to me. No, well, listen. She wants to me, buddy.
She sounds a little bit more attainable than the first. Wow. Wow. Yeah.
Oh, dang. When I was six, I asked my mom and I, I was Kimberly in the bed with me. You know what I'm saying? Six months.
I had a dream that I was dating Kim Kardashian the other day. And I was really happy about it. I was driving back from the airport and she's like, I don't like these messages. I'm, you're getting on Instagram from these flusies.
And I look over and I'm like, Kim Kardashian, I'm like, we're dating. And she's like, duh. And I'm like, do you love me? She's like, yeah, I love you.
And I don't like these messages. I was like, oh, don't even worry about those bitches. And then I'm driving down the freeway. I'm like, God, I love Kim Kardashian.
What did you just delete? You're Instagram if you're dating Kim Kardashian? So they know flusians could just swing in boxes. Yeah.
Until I broke up with her. That's inevitable. And then because this is the thing that women do, if you date Kim Kardashian, everybody wants to date you. Yeah, it's kind of a weird effect.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Even if you weren't interested in dating her, it would be worth it if only for what was waiting for her to go over to hell. For the rest of your life.
Yeah. Oh, dude. Like, Tyga or whoever is out there. He's got what a date for sure.
I can say that. Well, Julia Robertson now, but yeah, what I'm saying. Wait, you want Julia Roberts more than them? No, currently.
Currently. Yeah, Julia Roberts is out of love. I'm not saying I don't love her either. She seems like a lovely lady.
But the Portland, I'm looking at it. I'm looking at it. I'm looking at it. I'm looking at it.
It's not you two, but I'm looking to fuck that shit up. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. It's not possible.
Appearances can be deceiving. Obviously here in Knightley, I always seem like she's a little bit more willing to play Paul than Natalie Portman. Yeah. Where's she in the part?
Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Versus Black Swan. Which one's Black Swan?
That's Portman. That's a great movie. We're both in Star Wars at the same time and it's super confusing. Yeah, that's what I mean.
Yeah, yeah. Exactly. What's the one where she's like, uh, Vantetta? V for V, Vantetta?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's Portman, right? Right. Right, so Stiffs are not going to work out with me.
It's kind of like I see people on dating app where they're like stiff or they wear like flower dresses, even if they're cute. I'm not, it's not, I don't want to hear what you mean. You're boring. I'm sure I'm boring to you too.
I'm not saying like I'm better. Right. Not my time. Yeah, exactly.
I don't want to date a woman to wear slacks. That's you dude. Really? Yeah.
You're into what have you dated slack wearing ladies? Do I look like I've dated a slack lady. That's what I'm saying. I don't want to date a lady who wears slacks.
Oh, well then yeah, me too. Exactly. It's a whole category we just eliminated. Oh shit.
I hung out with her. Which one? Margot Robbie or Jamie Presley? Jamie Presley.
I took a shit ton of- I always thought that too. Crazy. They met and this guy was kind of a viral thing. It pops up every now and again.
They finally met after five years. Everybody's saying, Hey, Jim, you ever notice? Like, yeah, fucking everybody noticed. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I took like way too much ecstasy and I was at a big VIP party at the hard rock and she came over and started talking to me and I was like, what is wrong with her?
And I was sweating because I took so much. And it was like one of those, you know, old Jason. I drank a lot all the time and it was like I need to do more ecstasy to bust out of my hangover. So I was just, my body was just like crunching, you know, like working overtime to stay upright.
And I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, it just like last over the whole time. And now you didn't work out. They both have very wide mouths. Yeah, but that's it's a treat.
That's good. Yes. Didn't Margot Robbie in the Wolf of Wall Street, the scene where like where she's like showing Leonardo Caprio or Lady Area. I actually really didn't have panties on for that.
I believe that is the. Yeah. Yeah. I tell you.
She's a gamer. That's a giver, dude. I tell you. I tell you.
It's not like Leo hasn't seen at all. Who's next? Of course. I don't know what the peppers looks like if Will Ferrell looked even more homeless.
It must be hard to be a chili pep. He was significantly older than the rest of them. What is he like 90? I think he's like 70 or something.
Oh, okay. He's up there. Oh, okay. Well, please, well, how old's fleet?
Flea and anti-keetis are the same age. They're like, they don't look really. But that he was like 10 or 15 years old. No shit.
Man, his sock must really be hanging. Yeah, he is. Yeah. Yeah.
Next up. Oh, dude. Yeah. That's Carrie Underwood and Reese Witherspoon.
Yeah, Carrie Underwood's nose is even with her upper lip. I don't like it. They both have that weird wrinkle in between their lip and their nose. Yeah, I think that's getting work done.
Oh, is it? With that from my bleep, right? I don't like underwear at all. No.
No. I hate her. You like Reese Witherspoon? I'm all right with her.
Yeah. Yeah. I don't want to date her anything. Oh, no.
I want to date her. Because, you know, I mean, that's a step and up for sure. Imagine the time you'll get after that. That's all I'm saying.
Yeah, it's got to have some of her. Because obviously, it's only a matter of time before she breaks up with me. I hate to break it, but I don't see you guys working long term. I'm okay with it.