Uncle Sam IntoxiCommentary (Happy 4th Of July)

It's always an interesting time when an undead serial killer is going after folks who kind of sort of maybe almost deserve their demise... The unpatriotic people of this small town are hard to root for when Uncle Sam shows up, but they're damn sure easy to make fun of. This is a bad good time, but I'm sure y'all already know what's in store based on the title alone. Enjoy, people.