Unexpected ER Visits | POG Talk

Most of us think ER stories are just about stab wounds or broken bones — but wait 'til you hear the wildest, weirdest, and funniest case files the medical world has ever seen. Unexpected ER Visits | POG Talk - From vintage sex toys to DIY butt plugs gone rogue, this episode peels back the curtain on the extraordinary (and slightly gross) objects that end up in people’s behinds — and why the ER sees a lot more middle-aged dudes than you’d expect. Think you’ve heard it all? Nope. We break down how some folks go full DIY with everything from shampoo bottles to magic wands, all in the name of “stress relief” or curiosity gone wrong. You'll discover hilarious (and horrifying) details like unclaimed fruit, nails, even a light bulb, all shoved where the sun don’t shine — sometimes with pliers, sometimes just their own determination. And yes, the government’s tracking these antics, so no, your secret butt experiment isn’t safe. What’s the most common culprit? Sex toys — but don’t worry, we’ve got the inside scoop on how they get lodged, why flared bases matter, and what it takes to get them out. Plus, we’ll share wild tales of soldiers, pranksters, and bored truck drivers who took ‘experimental’ to a whole new level. You’ll learn the shocking stats: 39,000 ER visits in 9 years, many involving middle-aged men, and most incidents requiring hospital admission. This episode is essential listening if you’re into bizarre true stories, medical mishaps, or just want a good laugh with a side of “Wow, people are weird.” Perfect for your next “don’t try this at home” moment — or for imagining how to keep yourself out of the ER’s weirdest files. Forget the boring doctor stories — tune in for a hilarious deep dive into the ER’s most unforgettable cases. Warning: may induce side-splitting laughter, and possibly a new appreciation for flared bases.:thumbsup:Click to react:laughing:Click to react:100:Click to reactAdd ReactionReplyForwardMore[5:36 PM]Thursday, April 9, 2026 5:36 PMChapters:*00:00 Intro to POG Talk - Foreign Objects in Rectums*00:46 Mushroom Ranch New Product Launch*03:15 Humor in the Workplace: Vibrating Ammo*07:23 The Dangers of Improper Use*10:21 Bizarre Objects Found in Rectum*20:07 Toothpaste Troubles: A Combat Medic's Tale*23:46 Cultural Differences: Toilets and Hygiene in the Military*27:03 Life in the UAE: Military Pay and Luxury Living*31:27 Dead Battery = New Car?*33:25 Wrapping Up: Reflections on Military Life and Humor