Unicorn Butt Cops: Beach Patrol, read by Nick Radford

Nick Radford, an independent professional wrestler, performs the classic tale of a man who is chased down by a new unit of unicorn cops on inline skates after he attempts to steal a tasty taco. Written and hosted by Chuck Tingle. Get the book on Amazon. A Night Vale Presents production. Editor: Grant Stewart Composer and Sound Designer: Vincent Cacchione Producer: Christy Gressman Assistant Producer: Adam Cecil Theme Song: “Proving Love Is Real” by Caged Animals Logo: Chuck Tingle Very special thanks to Joseph Fink http://poundedinthebuttbymyownpodcast.com