Unification, Part I/Chip-ocratic Oath

Let's go crazy! It's the wildest gaming crossover since Gambit met Ryu, and our boys have their quarters up to talk about it. Mike, Peter and Jon trade blows about the rise of antibiotic resistant infections, tag team on the latest with Elon Musk's Neuralink project, and go for the hyper combo finish with the absolute mother of all corporate purchases - Microsoft buying Activision Blizzard. Also, Jon's lungs are getting level 3 super'd. This one's for JJ...but Red Channel Condition is for you. We've got next!