Using The Internet To Make a Christian Movie And Bears Like Techno

Kyle and Ethan from The Babylon Bee talk about bears crashing a techno jam, spinach is now sending e-mails,  and how to generate a Christian movie using the internet. There's weird news, stuff that's good, and glorious hate mail. Introduction Welcome to the newly revamped Bee Weekly. But first, A clarification on Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez article. Subscriber Dare Weird News A mob of left-wing radicals armed with hatchets and knives took over a Washington hotel on Sunday -- wait, the corporate media didn't tell you??-in-wa-on-sunday-the-media-told-you-all-about-it-right Bear interrupts DJ's online techno jam Hitler's toilet seat is going up for auction This tech company returned to their office after lockdown to discover the building was now under the control of 20,000 bees! Elon Musk's Brain Company Hopes To Make a Cyborg Monkey Play 'Mind Pong' Texas accidentally issues Amber Alert for cursed doll Chucky Scientists Have Taught Spinach To Send Emails STUFF THAT'S GOOD Ethan has stuff that's good: Inferno City Firehouse Topic of The Week Can the internet make a better Christian movie than what is already out there? We generated a Christian movie using the internet. Hate Mail Lynn says that The Babylon Bee is the laughing stock of all the Republicans in her great area. Subscriber Portion Can the internet make a better Christian romance film? Mailbag Rush liked our interview with James White and is praying for Ethan. Subscriber Headlines of the Week Got Any Cool Stories?