Valley of Tears Recap

The Holy Spirit travels to Turkey, Texas to recap the Valley of Tears Gravel Race.A recently launched grassroots race, funded by Fairos insurance has attracted the talent of many gravel privateers. Let's just say it was the type of race where Dylan Johnson and Ben Delaney could collab. The weather was terrible and park rangers had to rescue all of the gravel normies off the course.Also zoomer legend Daxton Mock (who we assume is a zoomer) won the men's race. Sofia Gomez Villafane won the women's race. There was a crit (cyclocross style).We forgot to talk about Chase Wark and how all of the privateers stayed in a make-shift shipping container Olympic Village.The Holy Spirit ran into Kerry Werner and Finsty eating tortilla chips and ice water the day before the race.