Vampires: Negging for Dummies

Hail Horrors, Hail Infernal World! Grab your crosses, holy water, and local plague-ridden villagers and join the boys as we talk about vampires in our first Halloween Spooktacular! We’re breaking it down boys and girls: What are these things? What are their weaknesses? Why don’t they have unwanted pregnancies? Are your boys friends because of these sexy blood-sucking daemons? Well, if anything, we can all agree that Tom Cruise is undead sexy in that blonde wig in Interview With The Vampire.