Vegans and Lesbians

We are lead to believe that both hate meat yet both are often found consuming products that are just like meat. If vegetables are so good than why do vegans and vegetarians crave meat tasting veggies like beyond meat? If Lesbians like just girls than why use phallic objects like men have inside their bedrooms? Can vegans eat vegetables that taste like vegetables? Can lesbians just scissor? All these questions and more will be pondered with Zero Fox Left 🦊