EPISODE · Jun 1, 2024 · 1H 20M
Venomous Critters
from The Poisoner's Almanac · host Goldstar002
The terms 'venomous' and 'poisonous' mean different things which is why this episode is separate from the last one. There are venomous caterpillars. Yep, you read that right. There are caterpillars that have just had it and they're coming for us. I mean, you could probably outrun one because they're not that fast, but what if it's a surprise attack like they dive bomb onto your shoulder from the tree branch where they've been plotting you're demise for months and on the way down they scream 'BBL DRIZZAAAAAY' and then you wake up because this was a dream and that's what happens when you have a cookie after 6 pm. Do better.
What this episode covers
The terms 'venomous' and 'poisonous' mean different things which is why this episode is separate from the last one. There are venomous caterpillars. Yep, you read that right. There are caterpillars that have just had it and they're coming for us. I mean, you could probably outrun one because they're not that fast, but what if it's a surprise attack like they dive bomb onto your shoulder from the tree branch where they've been plotting you're demise for months and on the way down they scream 'BBL DRIZZAAAAAY' and then you wake up because this was a dream and that's what happens when you have a cookie after 6 pm. Do better.
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