Verbal Dsylexia, Failed Survivor Watch Party & Bribes in Coney Island

It’s 2025, I’ve moved to NYC, and I’m deep in the comedy trenches.I catch you up on life, my absolutely cursed Survivor 49 watch party and I cruised Botched Presents rabbit hole (yes, Michelle Visage pulled me in, and no, I still don’t know what Aubrey's wigs have to do with plastic surgery but I DO know Kim Zolciak is a demon).On the news portion of the episode I discussCasino bribery scandal in Coney Island, how dark personality traits like narcissism and Machiavellianism correlate with emoji usage, and a news story from North Carolina, a Muslim woman has won her lawsuit after being forced to remove her hijab during a booking at the Mecklenburg County jail.