Vibecoding Our Way Straight into a Recession

This week, we are talking Home Depot’s b-hole reminiscent chatbot and vibecoding JD Vance’s face. Plus—the biggest mystery in American shopping: why does TJ Maxx make people need to poop? Also on tap: Apple’s iPad launch cringefest and a surprising rise in Android smartphone adoption among creatives AND finance bros alike. The Rise of Butthole Logos Key takeaways: Home Depot's "Magic Apron" and Lowe's "Milo" chatbots launched within hours of each other—proving that every brand now needs an AI assistant, even if they all look the same. AI is speeding towards eliminating websites as we know them—future shopping experiences will be conversations, not catalogs. Apple's recent marketing attempts are wildly out of touch—trends about trends are dead, but nobody told Tim Cook. Are we Pavlov-ing ourselves into using the bathroom at TJMaxx? All signs point to yes Vibe coding is taking over—non-coders can now generate functional apps, proving that AI isn’t just summarizing things anymore—it’s building them from scratch. [00:01:19] “Eenie meenie miney Milo. Home Depot's chatbot looks like a b-hole.” - Phillip [00:55:05] “AI is fundamentally changing the way we interact with software. Convenience is the ultimate aim of technology, and we're just at the beginning of this shift.” - Brian Links: In-show mention: Purchase The Lore Journal In-show mention: Home Depot Chatbot and Press Release In-show mention: TJMaxx Reddit Thread In-show mention: Register for Shoptalk Afterparty Check out Future Commerce on YouTube Check out Future Commerce+ for exclusive content and save on merch and print Subscribe to Insiders and The Senses to read more about what we are witnessing in the commerce world Listen to our other episodes of Future Commerce Have any questions or comments about the show? Let us know on futurecommerce.com, or reach out to us on Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, or LinkedIn. We love hearing from our listeners! This episode of Future Commerce is brought to you by Future Commerce Plus and our sponsors Omnisend and MotionApp and Keen Decision Systems.