Victor Cruz, Paul Solomons & Lil Uzi Vert?

I feel it coming, I feel it coming, babe: A NEW EPISODE OF WHO? WEEKLY — that was a Weeknd reference in case you didn't catch it (or the Super Bowl, which we talk about.) Then: two Charlis, one single Karrueche (and her shrimp tacos), 0 Kylie Minogue fiancés — but one engaged Shailene Woodley. Plus, Avril is maybe-dating Mod Sun and Suzanne Somers would be an amazing crisis negotiator. Oh and Lil Uzi Vert got a $25 million diamond implanted in his forehead.