Villain Underground #11

Hey everybody welcome back to another episode of the Villain Underground. I am the Game Mustard Alex Cracker Cross-Grotter with me is Will. Hey guys, if you want to know Golden Arrow's address, it's 47 East May Street in Winder, Georgia. Okay, we have Phil.

That is not Golden Arrow's address. I'm Phil, I play Golden Arrow. I don't even remember Golden Arrow's alter Eos names, so I don't know his address. I listened to that episode recently because I was editing it and I said when you said his name I said that will be his name this one time because you're going to forget it because you're not going to write it down and you said I'm totally writing it down right now and I'm going to write it down right now.

I said alright, that was the exact conversation and here we are Phil. You not knowing that mother's name. That was me rifling through my notes and dropping books to try to find his name. And we also have a Cody.

That kicked Cody off the podcast. This is Bill. Oh, why Bill? What's up guys?

I'm so glad to take over Knox. I really tried to talk Bill and play a different character because I want to play Knox. He seems swell. Oh boy.

Kyle Garrison. Kyle Garrison. There you go. Mr.

Garrison. It was in my fourth notebook. How many notes do you have on the show? Well, I play a D&D game and I have an entire character sheet on two separate notes of paper rather than just using the character sheets provided.

I wrote everything out for some dumb reason. So that's two of them. Fine. Alright, so last week there was a hodgepodge of what happened last time because we could barely remember.

This time I think we'll leave on the good old Phil to let us know what happened in the last episode. Okay, so last episode we were still in the chaos committees base and Robonobo after being tracked was shut down. He went into airplane mode because massacre is still after Knox's head and Golden Arrow was threatened. I guess his family was threatened.

So, massacre is coming after them and our villain heroes, I call him heroes even though their villains are looking at ways to defeat massacre. For some reason, Knox had the great idea of calling a board meeting to do something. I don't fully understand what was happening there. At the board meeting, Robonobo had invited Puzzle King who was Will Shorts came in and broke all the windows and forced the board members that were not trying to kill Knox to do a puzzle.

We then got a ride back to Knox's mansion from one of Puzzle King's peacekeepers on a flying puzzle piece. That is where we met up with Corduroy who was the old butler for Knox's parents or Knox's father, I don't know which one specifically. He went to go install a new firmware update in Robonobo and Golden Arrow as well as Grave Digger, I'm sorry, Grave Robber, went to Grave Robber's hangar to grab his thralls. We met a lot of interesting thralls of famous people that are now basically zombified and brought those back to Knox's mansion.

All the while Knox was trying to recruit gangs to come help defend the mansion and his own life. The episode ended with Robonobo seeing visions of getting a message from Robonobo in the future showing him images of a man with a bunch of molten gold melted over his face and a female with half a mask and then the other half Knox's mask. Killing a bunch of people with laser guns? Commanding a bunch of people.

Commanding a bunch of people. Yes, commanding an army of people with laser guns. And that was the episode I believe. Yep.

Okay. So yes. Good job. So you're there.

It's the morning. Do you remember what gang members had shown up? Knox. Well, I don't remember since I didn't play last time.

I think Cody would be better suited to remember. But Bill, get it together. Sorry, there was like this five page essay that Cody sent me. It's all weird.

I think there was like a centrifugal gang and maybe some African, oh, the National Liberation Movement. Oh, that sounds wonderful. Okay. So you have a couple of armed dudes there at your mansion.

It is morning. What do you do? Well, Knox wakes up, makes some hearty breakfast for the beginning of the day. Some orange juice and maybe some bacon.

Okay. Robonobo. What are you doing in the morning? Robonobo, after he's done charging, busts into the breakfast that Knox is making.

Into the kitchen, he just slams through the door and runs into Knox. Eggs, bacon, go flying up in the air. And goes, Knox, Knox, I've got to talk to you. Oh, it's okay.

I can make some more eggs and bacon. What is it, Robon? Robon gets up, brushes himself off and he starts brewing coffee in his chest cavity. Good idea to brighten us up for the day.

I had a vision last night or a download. I don't know. I'm really confused about it. What was it?

Don't tell me that you were on those inappropriate sites again. I told you about those time and time again. Gold narrow, you wake up and you can head down to the breakfast nook to get your protein if you'd like. Oh, it's Battle Day.

It's Carbo-Lode Day. I thought you didn't eat Carbo-Hydrates. Not until it's Battle Time. Okay, fair enough.

You need a quick release energy. Yeah. Alex. I don't know shit.

Okay. Anyway, so you're there to get a second dish muffins. All the room together. And pancakes and sausage as well as eggs.

And black coffee, only black coffee. Did you want the sugar? No. I had a calorie.

All right. It's okay. So you're there. Why did you guys spill a bunch of eggs on the floor?

Oh, Robbo was being silly. He bumped into me on the way in. Don't be late for school now, Barry. Donaldson's not cooking.

Of course not. I'm cooking myself. I thought you were only a big max. Those disgusting things?

Oh, heavens no. Robbo's going to hand Gold narrow cup of black coffee. Then he's going to make another cup of knocks where he loads it up with sugar and cream. So it's basically just like a coffee flavored milkshake.

Robbo was about to tell us a wonderful story. So Robbo relates the file download and the video file he was watching. Yes. So you can project it if you have a projector.

Oh, yeah. Let's just do that then. Project it up on the wall. That's an extra challenge.

Yeah. He rolls the beautiful bean flesh. Now the person with the golden molten face is completely golden, like completely covered. Yes.

It looks like their eyes and mouth and nose and ears, like somebody had poured molten gold all over their head. Why are you showing us an episode of Game of Thrones? I don't understand. Well, that's what I thought too.

But then I went back through my files and saw this image. And then he pulls up the image of the little girl with the laser blasters. Yeah. Basically it just looks like a young person.

She doesn't have a big metallic mask. Her mask is like an nylon pullover mask. But it only has like one hole for an eye and the other half of her mask is half of a knock to symbol. It kind of looks like your mask, doesn't it?

No, that's my family in firm crest. Where? Robo, where did you get this? Oh, that's not exactly showing us.

Yeah, I did. Just tracking. Just got downloaded on Robo's hard drive last night. I'm not sure if I think it might have been from the strong signal, but I don't know where it came from.

Is it still there? Is it gone? It's gone. But perhaps the firmware update was preventing it from being downloaded.

I don't know how long it's been pending. Uh, knocks your phone rings. Knocks picks it up. Hello?

You hear a girl voice on the other end? I thought you were going to meet me. Uh, dare I say who is this? My contacts are the you're going to meet me in court start last night.

You never showed up. Oh, heavens, I thought I left you a voicemail that I wasn't going to make it. Uh, oh wait. Maybe that was the wrong person.

I do apologize. Um, well I'm here in town for one more night. So show up tonight or Mr. Chance.

I'm going to click. Oh, interesting. Never left an address. How am I ever going to meet him now?

You had the place to go from last night. No, I didn't. Go grab. Go grab.

I can't even leave that information for me. Bill. Stop. All right.

I'm sorry, Alex. It's okay. So go on. What you doing?

Knocks, do you know who this person is? On the phone, I have no idea. No, the picture. She's got your face.

Um, I'm not sure if I have any relatives that are alive. Um, I have no idea. Mind you all the while, Golden Arrow still has a bunch of weightlifting plates taped to his body and still, yeah, still in full armor. Um, you, uh, if you're done with your training, I have some bulletproof vest down in the basement or well, some military grade armor.

Um, if you want to switch those out, I figured I'd get myself decked out with them as well. Um, we probably would have to take a jet to court star. To meet our contact with, uh, is grave rubber still here? Yeah, he's hanging around.

Hey, what's up, guys? Ah, you missed breakfast. Um, okay. Okay.

Okay. Did you want to come with us to go see our, uh, your, the contact rather? Um, did you want me to defend the house? I have to kind of be here for the thralls to do their jobs.

Hmm. Well, I guess if you have to stay here, then I guess you should just stay here. With the thralls, it'll be fine. I'll go by myself.

Until it can wave everyone and hop off. I'm going to have the college jet. I'll be back in a few days, everyone. Goodbye.

Well, I think you should take at least those two. You shouldn't go alone. I'm going to turn around. Oh, why?

Uh, I don't know. Sorry. Hold on. Hold on.

Hold on. We need to kill Mascar. Who? He...we do.

Oh, right, but my contact, my contact was offered to the contract before Mascar was, and Knox wants to know who hired him, so... Your contact will be there. We can just turn on the tracking device again and robinobo. Bring Mascar this way.

Have a good old jolly fight. And then we can go meet up with him. I'm going to get corduroy to turn back on the tracking device. Since everyone wants to jet around the world and not deal with the problem, I'm going to deal with it.

Wait, wait. We've been getting in a lot of fights recently. Maybe... You're really cut out for combat in there, but some of us might be more in tune to say like, find out some information or scope out of place.

Is there any chance we could get this contact information and maybe go investigate? I've got GR with me. I need you to leave a tracking device to bring Mascar here. Because I got a deal with this.

You guys can do whatever you want. Knox is not leaving though. He's staying with me. I don't trust him.

Well, weren't you guys wanting to bring people here? I mean, if you bring cool people here, then I mean, you have a better chance, right? We've got all your thralls. We've got the crap out of this house.

We've got peacekeepers. We've got a gang. Fair enough. How nasty is this Mascar guy?

Uh, he's pretty rough. He's pretty rough, dude. We need to take care of this soon, though. How about you two go, can we put a tracker on the house?

And I don't know. Like, like bring Mascar here. You want to try to lure him here? Well, yeah.

I don't know. I just dig up dead people and make a lot of life. Really? It's more nuts.

I'm up to you guys, really. Is Cody actually here? Yeah. Okay.

No, I mean, Bill's here. Bill's here. Bill's here. Sorry, Bill.

So what do you claim? It's Quater right there? Yes. Golden Arrow, you want to get Mascar to come here?

We already have something going on with our little contact here. Quater, can you take out Robonobos tracking device? Yes, I think so. Why don't we lure a Mascar into a trap?

There's obviously this entire place has been protected. Gravdigger can stay here with his thralls. I can take part of the gang. We put it on something.

Mascars sees Robonobot in the open. Maybe with me, maybe with Nott. And we jump him. But where?

He'd be in the house. He looks like a shuck. He looks like a house, though. I don't know what else we can do, really.

We prepared for the house. We've got the spooky spectral planes, but that's about it. It's not like the American Revolution. We're going to be charging at each other in the middle of a field.

But where I'd be prepared? I got George Washington. It'd be preferable, yes. Preferable.

An era with automatic weapons. Standing in a field is preferable. Yes. Yeah, I don't know why he won't pick up anything except for his ghost I know.

He's kind of massacre his folks. Well, there's zombies. They just get full of bullet holes and we just give them helmets. Problem solved.

Do they die with the headshot or is that only in the stories? No, I reanimate them. They're fine. See?

Shoot them up. They'll be fine. See? Middle of a field.

Automatic weapons. Reanimates them. I only lost one zombie I've ever brought back in. Yeah, I lost him a long time ago.

What was his name? Total control of him. He just goes by a zombie man now. But...

It's just... It's disappointing when you lose people. Yeah. Girl Narrow will put his hand on, Greg Robert Schuller.

Out of solidarity. Thanks, bro. Thanks. Yeah.

It's alright. So, what are you guys doing? Am I staying here? Am I going to Court Star?

Where do you want to go? I think we deal with this. We deal with it now. We can go meet your contact and figure out who did this.

But we still gotta worry about Mascur. Kodorak, can you meet this contact in Court Star? If you want me to, what do you want me to figure out? Just ask him who hired him to assassinate me.

You sure what to talk to you face to face, but I can try. I have a mask on. I never show my face. Well, alright, I can try.

Thank you. Court Roy leaves. Can you turn on the tracking device first? Did you want me to take it out or leave it in?

Oh, I just need you to turn it on. We need to draw a mask right here. Just take it. Well, hold on.

Just take it out. I'm turning it out. Okay, he takes it out. You should probably leave it in.

So we know it's a little bit more. It's his only way of reaching us. I'm pretty sure that we should take it out of Robonobo. I think we should leave it in.

I don't want to risk it being me right now, guys. So I'm on the table. I can sit on the table if you want to put it back in, you can. I'm leaving.

When we need it later, I can tape it to myself. See, Robonobo has a very logical plan using tape. Okay, so... Go on arrow, pulse out the roll of duct tape he used to tape.

Then weights to himself. Tapes it to Robonobo's forehead. It turns it off. I'm not sure.

I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

I'm not sure. Okay, that turned it on. Okay, all right. Okay, I'm just going to wait in the house until something happens.

We should probably monitor if anybody's coming close. Okay. Now I assume you can do that. Yes, we have the panic room and the control room, the fair day cage, and the engagement, and the garage and the second garage.

Well, garage is one through five anyway. Okay, and the pull room and the bowling room. Oh, looks like Robon be like, Hey, can you give me a favor? And of course, there's the rumpus room.

I want to make a super powerful magnet that I can throw and stick to somebody Preferably remote controlled can you do that? I guess either of you knocks or robo I can see if I can craft you up something So all right roll back and go and roll craft He gets a zero Nope, so he comes back to a golden arrow and he goes so Here's the magnet that you wanted and he turns it on it gets some resistance, but not enough that it's actually sticking To gold narrow he's actually able to pull away from it some but Robo just kind of strokes and goes well, but at least you could use it in your resistance training you could stand on it and do squats Yeah, thanks. Thanks, Robo. It's just what I needed get knocked his head just like slowly tilt and then like it stuck to the magnet All right, oh by the way like all your boxes because you rest for the night your boxes have been unchecked Okay, because everything has moved up one it's like we're getting helped right before we walk in the boss door Eventually a couple of vans pull up on your property knocks do I recognize the vans?

Yeah, they are from the shelter girl corporation No Turn around start running to the house no no he's never under the room point of robo no hide Robo no was gonna frantically look around and go dashing down the hallway look for somewhere to hide a Number of people in business suits led by led by a woman I'm come walking up to the door a bunch of the game members are like What do we do they're on that cut their other columns are like they just normal people what do you want? What do you want go narrow will go out front? What are they asking? What are they asking?

What are they saying they aren't asking anything they're walking up the drive? I'm still them Okay, all right the whole narrow you're outside You're outside a bunch of people in business suits come walking up a lady has like a small a device or hand And it's like it's bleeping and blooping and she's like holding it up and looking around and she's pointing at the house She's like seems to be the place Can I help you she's got a bomb she's a terrorist She's looking around she's like, um, yes, there seems to be a piece of property of ours here on the premises Do you do you know what I'm talking about sir? No leave? What no, we're not here to make trouble.

We just want to retrieve our piece of property and we will leave oh You'll leave okay leave Well once we retrieve our rightful property The thing was stolen from us with a tracking device installed in it and now we've tracked this location and we just need a piece of property back Look I've got bigger fish fish to fry They're great. There's a protein and and sir we we definitely we don't want to inhibit you or or stop a fish fry Or be in any part of your business really all we want is our piece of property that was stolen from us back And then you don't have any good um We do Um, what kind of proof do you need? What is your proof? Um, I don't I don't understand I don't know what you're looking for but I mean there are there are plenty of videos We have of us building this piece of property maintaining this piece of property Um, we have the patents for a lot of this property.

I mean legally and Evidentially we could provide much evidence So what we're saying is if you want to see some of this we can definitely show you but it would be much easier if you just Gave us back the piece of property that was stolen and we will be on our way Hmm you can show my lawyer because if you look behind me my house is rather large I have a lot of things in here. I'm sure they don't know what you're talking about when you're talking about property Because I can assure you nothing is stolen from here She she holds out her hand in a small hologram kind of popped out of it and shows like specs of robin elbow And she's like you haven't seen anything like this. I would like to use my mind powers to crush the hologram device Okay, you can go for that. Okay, so that is using my physique Yeah 2-6 I got a 4 to my physique Okay Okay, she says okay.

Well, that was absolutely unnecessary. She drops it to the floor. It's like Obviously based on your reaction. You know what we're talking about what reaction I've just been standing here You held up a thing and the thing broke Deceive Okay, so I have a deceive of plus three and a rolled a plus one on my roll.

That's a four Okay, she's like okay. She doesn't think it's elkinesis, but she says There's obviously something happening because there's two ghosts planes flying around and a bunch of armed gang members So There's golden arrow wearing weightlifting plates taped to himself Yes I'm just simply having a barbecue with my friends and we have some entertainment up above If you don't mind, I would like to get back to my fun in the sun Okay, I can't do that anymore. You want to walk Look, okay fair enough and we will we will back away But now that we know that the device is on the property I would like to warn you once we leave the property We're going to send a signal into and disrupt all the distributors ships and it's going to flood him back with all of his memories So Whatever you've brainwashed him with to keep him in your employ. Uh, we'll absolutely be gone I'm not sure.

I'm just so you know, I'm not sure if I can do this, but Don't you dare and not so be at the door. Keep flowing in the wind Uh, this is my crazy butler Hi Quite a few how are you? Why would you use that? barbecue ready All right, so I guess we'll be on our way now you listen to me woman If you take one step outside of this property all of these men and those ghost guns will fire upon you The property owner has asked to sleep so the property owner, of course.

Yes, this magnificent hook of man right here with his bobbles and his dumbbells Very appropriately named You however are going to say on this property if you are threatened to to erase robos memories Uh-huh, that's what we call our grill time to go back inside that'll send a ro warm up robo our robo coup Men the ladies like men capture these people lock Are you yelling at the gangsters to tell you I am okay? All right. Well, mostly you have street gang members um And they they run to try to capture them the people resist and the gang members open fire They shoot they shoot a bunch of them to death Um at this point there was gonna split back into the house. He's gonna run away Nox is gonna dust his fingers off.

I'll be like that takes care of that Wait, did you just you killed them didn't you? Uh, yeah, they were they were resistant man. Uh, where's great for robber? He can reanimate them Uh, I think he's inside Great robber.

I have more thralls for you Who is it? Um business woman one through two one through two and uh another businessman I can't make any pawns out of it. They don't even seem famous and more important. I kind of have a thing going Nice is true.

I wouldn't want to squander your powers Well, rope they went to a race robo no bo I do not my deal. Where's good? Gosh don't it so golden arrow is running back inside and grabbing robo no bo And trying to get him to the fair day cage as fast as possible Robin a boat. What are you doing?

What's going on golden arrow? I'm scared. We're going off your trip. We're going off your trip.

Just hold on So he's going to go down to the basement Okay, all right. You get to the fair day cage I'll throw him in there Hold on here. We're gonna play hide and seek you count to 47 million and slam the door behind him I'm done. Where are you going?

Are you gonna start counting? No, he's done. He's yeah, he's computer. He can do that He's done.

Oh, he's he's done. Oh fair enough. Okay. Um, the door is locked Did you lock the door go narrow?

I would have actually probably drove something in front of it before I locked it Okay, all right. So robo no, but you're you're in the cage. Are you gonna stay in there or you can try to get out? Um He's gonna shake the door Okay, all right.

Check out the door. Uh golden arrow or knocks. What do you do? The games are like do you want to just bury the body in your yard?

Uh get all the information off of them as much as you can grab the Grab the vehicles put them somewhere, I guess, uh, and then bury the bodies but get what you can off of them first Okay, all right. So they start taking care of stuff. Uh golden arrow now that you've locked robo no, but what do you do? Oh gosh, just go back upstairs and see knocks Okay, go off for some fun in the sun with my barbecue bros All right, um, you go to the backyard and they're burying bodies so Oh, what am I supposed?

Why did you run off? I threw robo no, but on the fair to cage. Oh god. You're brilliant.

You told him to go through the recursion program, right? I built it. It's called monkey see monkey do it makes it go on for hours What's the recursion program? It's it's you know how you hide the child and then you ask them to count to like a really high number 47 million well regular children can't do that but yes, you didn't ask him to Oh god.

He's probably getting out by now and he's gonna start running back into the building Okay, robo was just pulling out the door And golden arrows gonna help bury bodies I suppose Okay, never miss a chance for a workout That should be one of my aspects It's a good one. Okay, um so actually some time goes by a couple of days go by um, is there What are you guys doing those couple of days? I wanted to hug robo no, bro. You can have robo no, but he's there.

Okay. All right cool Look, what do you what you're trying to take him away from me? So there's no like carpet bombing or anything No, um because that's what my study was good to do. He said he activated the thing to uncover girl after he or stole the girl.

Sorry. Oh That's what he was starting to do. Yeah, okay, and he did it man. Oh Wait three days don't go by Um, okay golden.

What are you gonna? Unless you do something so what are you doing? Golden arrow you Something has just occurred to me If the shelter co-corporation came and didn't get what they wanted Are they going to go after something else next? Hmm.

I'll text my wife See if she's okay. I believe her name was patty. Yeah, she's like, yeah, what's up? I haven't seen you in a while.

Where you been? I'll text her back say long contracts had to be out for a few days. You know the deal. Sorry.

I am not coming home soon Uh, okay. Love you. Love you. Love you too She sends you a cute frog on the car that has a heart Is this the way she normally texts?

Yeah, okay I'll uh Seems they're okay for now knocks, but we do even figure out who this massacre guy is and how we can fight him He's gonna look back at robo nobo. He's gonna look back at golden arrow. Like I understand I Told you I would protect them if it come necessary, but we can't be waiting around here the entire time I see a few options here We can go talk to the person that Tried to take the uh account for the hit initially and try to figure out who put the hit out on you Or We could call out massacre and really bring him here Tones him for all face massacre I like the second plan, but I feel like he's going to have the surprise on us though He's going to have the jump on us. So to speak Look at robo in the cage Makes my heart so sad Oh boy.

Let me out guys So what's the plan what you guys gonna do? What you going? What you going? What you going?

Let's go talk to the guy that Oh shit, he's probably pissed off because it's been like three days, right? Well, we sent corduroy Oh, that's right. We should call corduroy We're somebody that's interacted with corduroy before yeah should call it. Why don't we why don't we do?

Go to message corduroy has the time already passed for when it's the next day obviously and we already sent a jet Yeah, yep. Yep. You message. You don't get a message back.

Oh, come on Well, um, there's always the second option. It seems like the more fun option For once you and I agree on something so you get that like twitter thing, right? Yep. You should call me punk sb on there Right like a gold girl narrows up.

It was where I know in 14, but like we have killed people before together Yeah, so I mean I just ordered Okay, all right fine. It's good kind of go down Go to these messaging app or twitter app and start tweeting out yo punk sb. Where are you? Come at me dog also going to Alex can I have tanks?

I want tanks No, you have some game members who do I have to call to get some tanks? You have to go by them probably god damn it Donaldson Go buy me some tanks, please put them in garages five through oh, we only have five garages build more garages and then fit them with tanks I you have a raise come on man pick it up. It was 50 cents. I don't know where to get tanks, sir um Harameric the bigger says very bigger says you're looking for hardware man.

Is that what you're looking for? Yes, that really for of course I could take you to the island the island Yeah, it's like this free-for-all place where like really bad dude sell shit and like it's kind of like a like a haven for criminals and supervillains and All sorts of shit Cool there's like wherever It's like where everybody goes to like do really fucking heinous dealing, you know Knocks is slowly gonna turn to golden arrow and even through the mask you could feel the smile What they uh, there are a lot of assassins there Oh, yeah, plenty um also, but you have to know like if you go there you have to obey the rules There's no fighting even if you see your worst enemy either old punch you will die The place is pretty highly regulated. You got to be on your best behavior, man Does that smile knocks has turned into a giant frown Actually, no Because they have to obey the rules there Or just something historically knocks is not good Well that also means he doesn't get killed If he goes Yeah, like I know a guy with a with a way there if you want to go We will keep this in mind. Am I still calling masquer a punk ass bitch on I'm sorry a punk ass B Yeah, we're trying to get him to come here.

Are you trying to shame a guy on social media? Fuck yes and enter We're trying to provoke him to come here Unless you know where our maskers at I don't give you the sound here Alex He's drawing a provoke Cat on a mattress. That's a cat on a mattress. That is it's behind you Oh, yeah We have met yeah, Alex that is a plus seven to provoke.

Okay. All right So you're provoking via social needs yep He is a seven damage seven damage to his will do it right now. Do it right now. I know I understand I get it All right, um how much time you let pass before you guys do another thing I want to figure this as a day.

I don't know we need robin open to get out of the cage We have to figure out what's like can we let him out of the cage? Sure. Okay, but we don't want yeah We don't want his memories or race though. He's your monkey man.

I call I call the hacker Okay, what Uh regular channels you don't gotta get dick me out of the whole fucking I'm gonna call cat man suit and then get the hacker Right now. I got okay. What do you want? I was wondering if you could get into the shelter corporation and delete all files pertaining to a project known as Oh god, I don't want to name it robin no because that's lame, but I also want to name it something really awesome because that's what's character Um, how about what's your project name be big monkey business?

Because they're trying to make money they're trying to make a brilliant dollars Can I propose maybe like eyeliner in the mist or massacre? Can we sabotage them? Oh, yes Brilliant idea. You wanted to hack you wanted to hack that corporation is like I can give it a shot Uh just at least make sure that any outbound communications for uh, just give him robin obos like that number to uh kind of Put down or at least stop Okay, I can give a shot Tell me when you get anything All right, I will let you know it might take a while because hacking doesn't happen like it doesn't nci s Of course, of course I mean, this is a world of people fly but hacking is like a stupid TV shows Well, it's all because of those we are we should all have fiber by now.

I'm not sure why anyone's not invest I should invest in that um you get a google alert What's Google? Or goggle or gaggle? You got a gaggle alert? Um Because you have things watch for daggle alerts.

Um, it seems like your investment term or firm in town has been attacked by a terrorist group and like a bunch of the employees have been murdered and it has been firebombed I thought we weren't gonna murder people and this is shino Alex is the one that brought it up first and like now he's like murdering left and right like you guys are villains but don't murder anybody Then it gives us like a fascination issue. I mean like before we even got there. He called him a d.a, which is terrible Like seriously I just met if I introduce a big named hero don't slit their throat on camera because I want characters to be reused again I'm like there's father. So I'm gonna call master a punk ass bitch again on social needs Okay.

All right. So that's your response to that I'll do an investigation check to see if it was actually massacre Okay, it looks all right. Go for it cool Well, I got a plus one Okay, uh, yeah pretty much seems like it was Cool All right, it seems like there are out of town interests that are Investing in the cleanup and buying out parts of the the investment firm to clean it up. Whoa basically like They're like they use the tragedy as a way to horn in on the investment firm.

Oh, they don't fuck them I roll resources. What I have to roll. Um, I call the resources You have to you have to roll resources minus two because by destroying your investment firm you have a negative two resources I didn't destroy that He attacked your resources Look at that. I got a plus two on the dice and I got to get a plus one so I got a plus three What up now?

Do you know what you're trying to do with resources? Well, you told me to roll resources? No, you said I'm going to roll resources and I said it's at negative two. Oh I roll resources to get my resources back into my resources So you're trying to maintain controlling interest called a narrow cap of the investment.

Oh, can we just go? Okay, this man? He's down at my firm Well, he was he was a while ago where he murdered a bunch of your board members But if you're gonna sit in the house to do this kind of stuff he's going to attack all of your assets All right, fine. Let's grab a robo and just let's just go do this and uh Go narrows gonna roll investigate and try to figure out where massacre is or how to get in touch with massacre to Basically fuck with his she is That is a four to investigate Okay, um, you're you're able to act you're able to find a way to send him a message on the internet directly Okay I say let's finish this and I'll say The harvest harbor of late this harbor See you two dozen message back.

He's like, okay fair enough Okay I get all those people I have and we all go down to late this harbor I say uh, I'll talk to greever. I'll refer to be like hey, um How well can your thralls swim? Uh, the disambiies I probably think Can we hide them in shipping crates? Are you okay with that?

Okay, there's zombies. Okay. I mean they're precious to me, but there's zombies. Okay.

Let's do that and we can have an element of surprise Okay, so try to put bunch of zombies in shipping containers near our battle zone Can okay. Can what's the thing I wanted to do? Are you guys? Uh, do we want to get robo out?

Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah, that's what I was gonna ask are you putting him out of the cage to uh, go go narrow You get another message from him and it says uh, show I'll let you show up with five people If you if there's any more than five Then I will show that I won't show up in my uh, my hit force will and they will shoot you all to death But if you want to face me face to face, I will let you have five people I'll text him back and say got it five living people will be there Okay, does he say anything back He's just fine. Okay going with the thralls in the shipping container Okay, are you going to pass that information along to anybody? I'll show them the message.

You're sure I get it because they're yes Are you guys okay with this? As a group Yeah, we'll we all laugh about it high five It would jump all right. So so who are your five or are you actually bringing more? I think we throw all put all the thralls that are land-based into the shipping containers Uh have amelia without a heart and the dead baron in their planes far away.

Right. Okay, so zombies I was right. I was like, is that right? Alex, I see your cursor next to my stuff get away.

Go go away What? I guess the stats are talking my stats. What's up? What's up, bro?

Oh, no, I just had shit open. I'm sorry. Yeah, I'm still deafened and I still have it correct Skull. What about it?

Oh, should I don't think okay? No, that's it all went up. It all went up one. Um, so Okay, so who are your five?

We have to have great rubber Great rubber golden arrow knocks great rubber is like I can stand back. I'm not good enough. I have a shovel I can hit you with I can control the full from far away. So I don't need to be near the action.

Oh, okay That's fine. We'll tap you into robos feed Uh, this is golden arrow really getting ready for a fight and getting ready for what he needs to do to protect his family So he's all he's all tactician mode now. Okay, so he's gonna somehow get him access to Robanobos video feed. Um, I will lead us up to the group, but I vote Donaldson be there as well For comedic purposes All right, so I have a question Like I told you about kodoroi does any of that have any meaning whatsoever?

Not the golden arrow Uh, I might be able to convince you I already just called this guy out and told him we're gonna meet tomorrow. We can do it by tomorrow. I'm fine with it Oh, yeah, because kodoroi's not actually he's not in back in contact with us. All right.

Yeah, can I call? Oh shit? What's his name? We talked about it the other super here the guy that we met in jail puzzle king will short spur We can call puzzle games.

All right, that's cool. Let's yeah, let's have a All right, just show up without a puzzle can I get burned? Okay, uh, you're gonna call him? Yeah.

All right. You call him like what up, man? What's up, Mitch? Uh, sorry that was Cody Uh, what is up dog?

Uh, hey, man. I've got a guy coming after me. He's trying to assassinate me We have a showdown. Oh, that sucks.

Yeah, I was wondering if you wanted to maybe join us Oh sure. Um, wait before you accept though. It is with massacre. Oh, yeah, it's fine, man I'm down cool.

Man. You do you want my other Yeah, do you want you my other crew? I mean, it's only supposed to be five. Um, I'm guessing massacre had this little deal going down Um, it's going to be me and my gang versus his I was calling you for my fifth, but Uh, I have to go with my other group, but you were about the first person I wanted to kind of have join in All right, sure.

I'll be on your team bro. No problem. You have always been so great burn. Uh, thank you.

Uh, give you give you address. Let me see you tomorrow Yeah, cool All right, so you have you have golden arrow robin oboe knocks burn and who else do you guys really want Donaldson? I mean that was mostly just for me purposes To be honest, it's kind of what I thought too but I also don't want to or I don't want golden arrow to die. So that's just personal preference.

Yeah Uh, we could What fucking jennison Is it fang is that the guy that oh? Can I text cleave and steamer and see if he's no No, yeah, you can text cleave and steamer. No Oh, yeah, you can text cleave and steamer. I'll text cleave and steamer see if he's up for if I All right, I say you up for you up for a brawl bro Yeah, man.

I just got this new I got some sweet new powers Do you want to hear about them? I'll say absolutely hit me with them sweet deets He's like well, I can make it really warm around myself now and you know, you know, I'm part dutch So I thought you know, maybe dutch oven That's pretty cool. I think you're Then I would like to text my wife and tell her I love her Be home soon. Do you actually want cleave and steamer?

I want cleave and steamer All right, so definitely who's your fit because we need to have a I say will fix because I think we've chosen Okay, so whatever you have right now, um whoever you want Golden arrow robin obonuts or three then you have burn and there's one more part that you can try to contact Maybe a bridge you haven't burned. Oh, you just puzzle king. I like puzzle king Yeah, I really want cleave and steamer, but I don't think robin obon knows you that is So I'm gonna go with puzzle king keeping it in character. Okay.

Wait, hold on puzzle king's not an actual fighter though. He uses minions Yeah, that's very very very very very true You threw a ribex cube on a dute hand He did Dumped out a bunch of puzzle pieces and told them to solve it and didn't give them any edge pieces Wait, me and puzzle king are so OP. I basically just didn't solve them as they try to figure out puzzles They're real statues keeps going down and down and They'll have mental like We should get puzzle king Okay, he could throw puzzle he could support out some sick insults, right? Come on Puzzle puzzle king's like you want me to fight Fist fight.

I am I'm a wits man. I do not fist fight. I'm sorry. I would love to help you, but I can't Robo Robo Robo tell him that we stand in the background throwing insults Um, can I can I whisper in robo's ear that this could potentially be the greatest puzzle of them all?

Yeah, well, is this uh, can I even like get to the phone from the fair day cage? Like is the signal gonna fire? Yeah, you can talk to us fine. Oh Yeah puzzle king We're gonna go in the park.

We're gonna it's gonna be a big challenge. You'll have to survive with your wits I dude. I'm gonna have to I can't Sorry, that's not I am I would get murdered. You would just get me murdered Please one steamer I think that's who we should vote for.

I'd rather have Donaldson wheels of this wing vote. All right, you know what? Be uh, it'll be like a one through three. He'll be Donaldson and then the high numbers will be steamer the one Donaldson You complain about bringing a fist fighter or not a fist fighter in puzzle king And then you bring old dog He's not old he's not old He is a frail man.

Alex, please please Can I have a suit for him? Like a Knox equivalent super Donaldson. Oh, god Here's what i'm gonna say I'm going to say that you come up with the idea for a suit But then you realize you treated him so badly you have nothing that fits him except for one actual like drive you around Pair of clothing and you do not have enough time to retrofit anything to fit in but does he at least look like a butler? Yes, okay good.

All right. I'm good He doesn't have any powers or or power suit or anything because you're like oh, I can build him a mech suit But then you're like but I have nothing in his eyes it would take me forever Can I at least give him like some regular like bulletproof vest and stuff? Yeah, I guess i'll do that Can we rig his like brown? Okay, so that's your final team is Bill Narrow and Obanox which is you three and then burn and Donaldson Yes, that is okay.

You didn't even want you didn't even want to hear who else was on burns team You're just like no, it might be great, but what kind of dig would I be if I called you up? Hey bro, I gotta show down tomorrow. Can I get someone from your team? Like I don't like you fuck you.

I want someone from your team. If that's okay. I mean you had two spots open I figured they already had one covered so All right That is okay. I'm pretty sure it was like a 2004 haunted court or something.

I don't know Yeah, it was bad. Yeah, it was good Okay All right, so then are there any other preparations you do before the night comes Still wearing my plate armor What kind of preparations should we make in order to give us stuff in this fight? I want a sticky magnetic grenade Can I resource the shit out of that like We already would have that resource. It would be basically attack.

You could just say yeah I just mean like other other people you're calling or other things that you're doing other than just like gearing up Not from golden heiros perspective Oh Can we make a perimeter around appis harbor? So if they do kill us like we have the Things going after them. I don't know I kind of just want like snipers on rooftops and shit, but You get the you get the sense that he was probably watching the area as well And if you try to pull any shit like that he's not gonna show up. Well, I just want to make sure he's not pulling any shit It's like a mutual non-shit off We're just watching each other's assholes to see if it like turtle heads You could I will allow you to have a mutual not pulling a shit off But if you try to pull anything where it's like he'll die no matter what he'll know Because he's watching the area answer, but you'll know as well if he tries to do anything as well because you're watching the area I will allow that Okay, so there's no so there's no shit offs going there's no shit offs happening Fair enough.

Yeah constipation All right, that's all we need maybe Okay, are we heading out in this direction or is this are we still just waiting around like Um unless you guys have anything to do i'm gonna say that the talking if the time's coming then um before they uh leave the fair Daycage robin obis gonna take the tracker and untape it from his head and he's gonna tape it to cordroy said before they lead Cordroy's out there. Oh, you know, I don't want to on dongleson because he's gonna be in the fight. Um Okay, yeah, one of the gang members, um Uh, gravedigger or graver robbers around wait. No jerry's there right tape it to jerry.

I want to tape it to Benjamin franklin sign Okay, on his forehead. You don't want to lose that Benjamin franklin sign has a tracker on his head Okay, all right so the time comes anything else last chance five Can I call dark bill Under the wire under the wire. Oh, you're gonna call her Yes Okay, you're you're able to call You get you get like one of the interns at the villain base. What do you want?

What's up? I'm gonna help you How angry is your boss right now? Which one got a few dark bell She is always pretty angry. Why?

Is there an address that I can send something to you to you or you know what no I'll give you an address or a pickup. I expect you to pick this up in about an hour, please and deliver it to her Why why would I do it because you're an intern and you will do it provoke Unless you really want this not to go down If you want to try to provoke provoke, I mean Roll provoke Well, that is a pretty darn good role, but it's only a one so I get it plus five or I get five altogether Okay, he's provoked into doing it. Okay. He just normal intern.

What is the package that you're sending? He goes to a nice coffee shop and picks up a little letter with a heart on it that says I apologize for the Actions that I do the other day Okay, that's it. That's it. Okay.

All right Okay, so you guys go down to the dock Yep to our doom, but let's go Okay, all right, you guys are at the dock hanging out And out of the shadows walks a figure. Um, he's about normal height He's wearing a like a purple red and yellow outfit and he has four large purple tentacles coming out of his back And he's like so this is where it ends Who had that built for you Those look amazing. Is that really what you're gonna ask? Yeah, it's a cliffhanger No, fuck your cliffhanger.

I'm asking who made those for you. They look great. No, it's Clifing. Okay, it's a hanging of the cliffs Okay, um and that was another episode of an undergrad.

I would I would say actually packed but it's uh, it's not it wasn't much. Um, there's a lot of things that we said we were gonna do and never happen You've never got to find out who the other contact was you might never know who said they hit. Okay. Um, I have uh, been your game master Alex crime for scrap and You guys can be yours now.

I keep stepping on it. I'm philip. I play golden arrow And you can find me on twitter at canada underscore philip with two L's. I'm will and oh shit.

I stopped recording And I'm at role. Well, underscore on twitter This is good Wasn't really a goof. It was a great goof That was a good one. Will this has been bill and I was playing knocks.

You can find me at bill fartinator 292. Oh my god So loud this is cody and I play knocks fuck bill. I'm at co-dude three So that whole thing was a bit What are you talking about? Yeah, will Would you like to do the classic rocky bo-mick?

Oh, um, yeah, give me two seconds You have to start recording again. I gotta turn my mic on. Okay, just do it twice. Okay.

Um, yeah Will will our heroes survive their encounter will puzzle king Write the greatest crossword ever made will dark bell finally find love find out on the next exciting villain underground