Do you think after like the the the cliffhanger of last episode people are gonna be real this I think people have come to expect this just fucking everything up look if you were like if you were just like okay We're gonna fight out. I would do five with that. I would give you a deal. I was like, okay You should probably put this snippet at the front just us acknowledging how much of a fuck if we are Dumber group is Listen to is about 30 minutes of us screwing the fuck up please enjoy Yeah Welcome everyone to another episode of villain underground.
I am your game monster Alex Crunker and with me We have Phil I was gonna be a flight attendant, but I have a deadly fear of carry-on luggage Okay, we have will hey guys. I'd really recommend you check out the squatty potty it is awesome Cody about a book today. It said five-minute princess stories, but it lied alright So who wants to tell us what happened on last episode? Oh if people just listening we're a real play podcast fate super heroes Super villains yes super villains who wants to tell us what happened last on last episode.
We're not bad guys. We're just Yeah, I think I think objectively a couple over you are actually bad guys who wants to tell us what happened last time pretty sure I did last time so no how about well we'll give us a run on what happened last episode of who don't grow okay? As far as I can remember There was we got in touch with grave digger. Is that how we started off?
Yeah, there's something going we're having a barbecue with grave digger Wait, I thought it was a grave is a grave Roberts or is that the mistake? That knows great Robert. Okay. Yes a great Robert had a bunch of awesome thralls, which You know who does have carry on luggage is the dead Baron What was the Amelia or her one?
Oh me Amelia without a heart yeah, no heart and we had my favorite Benjamin Franklin sign George Washington, so he was we were having a fun barbecue Yeah, some a neighbor came over Gold Narrow went talk to them and calm things down By instigating a fight that kill all the reporters I think Hold on hold on don't be taking my kills away from me. Okay, you're gang members that you didn't kill anybody. Oh, yeah Yeah, by extension knocks they were they were operatives of the the shelter the shelter corporation, right? Yeah, oh, yeah, that's right.
So corporation they were trying to steal robo no bow Yeah, so oh robo no bow got a software upgrade and some some weird images on the first episode of the one before but after Shelf little girl came after him. They said they were gonna Shut down or activate something they went and threw him in Lockdown inside the mansion and then I think we were massacre was calling us out and we were recruiting a couple of crew together to go Face off with him. Yep, and masker destroyed Knox's building, right? Yeah, I love it.
Yeah, we'll be there shit it and you remember who you had brought to the fight And burn burn oh yeah You burn in Donaldson you had you had you could recruit two of anybody And you make burn and Donaldson and then we had grave digger stash a bunch of his thralls in a shipping container And I I remember this part because I specified while I was on the phone with massacre that we could only bring five living people to the Fight I did remember doing that and I said we can okay. We'll bring a team of five living people Yes, that's that is accurate. It's probably stuck in a killer doesn't it? All right, so Okay, so you're all there Standing on the dock and you remember what masker look like he was a girl just from a yellow red Oh, he has four large tentacles coming out of his back doctor octopus rip off or dock off It would appear that way how tear him but they're not mechanical they look organic.
Oh I went at the backpack Back they look like they're coming out of his actual backpack Do you say back again or did you say back back back back back back back his actual back his baby back ribs So you're there in the dock and mask her he says there's a chance that you got it this live. I have one proposition for you Go on I wasn't sent to kill your costumes Whatever you call this I was sent to kill the little boy that you really are then I followed you and found that you were dressing in Whatever this is and I found all your compatriots and did my research on them. So here's what I'll do I will Let you live as your costume persona We fake the death of your little boy persona and then I don't know you can owe me one Because it seems like what you're doing and this is more important to you than what you're doing as him So let's kill that kid off you be this and become somewhat useful to life a hush silence falls over the pier Knox looks out looks out to the sea and there's a song that plays in the background as we go We remember Look at a dumbfounded first second walk over grab Donaldson then walk over grab Ramo no mo and do a little huddle I don't say this he's only got two hands man. Come on.
Okay. I'll stand there He like looks back. He like doesn't head down over and it looks at burns like does the same thing to burn He's like what's up with it wasn't yes, I didn't leave you out of the loop I don't understand. He doesn't he's not going to kill Knox, but he's going to kill.
Oh god. He's gonna kill Barrett. That's what he's at right? I'm assuming That's me But you know, yes, I go by Knox, but my real name is Is Barrett Robinova gets a confused and frightened look in his eyes I mean, I wouldn't confuse that money fire you man I know it seems it's like when you know like when you're growing up and your dad has a mustache and he shaves it one day And you don't understand why he looks different.
That's kind of what's going on right now Knox is going to turn up like what that may not have to take the family hold on Donaldson this is uh Well, I'm even talking to you is this he's gonna be all back to massacre Is this going to take all my wealth everything is underneath that name? That's that's everything I have it's Maybe I learned something trying to earn it back Can I do something real quick? Yeah, okay? I would like to do I don't know if this is investigate exactly I want to look and try to maybe notice is a better one see Donaldson's reaction to the whole killing of Barrett Okay, so roll notice okay Plus one or one Okay, he he he almost seems completely stone-faced But like you can tell there's like a little hint of hope deep deep inside of him that maybe Maybe something good might happen.
Hmm. Okay interesting Interesting, okay, so what do you guys do? Robo no, but not what not should die I'm not going anywhere. He's essentially saying that I'm using my alter ego as my Full ego.
He's essentially saying that knocks won't die, but Barrett will We'll be roll to this Barrett person. I Won't throw though. Don't worry So what are you gonna do times wasting? Look to sweeten the deal I'll even give you a clue so you can go and find the person that wanted to kill your other self so badly in the first place I get my money my reputation stays intact you get to play costume 24 hours a day and then you can go get your sweet sweet revenge and Whatever you do from there's fine go narrow would like to raise his hand No, kind of break the huddle and raise his hand to who's What you could just talk it's not a classroom.
Oh, I didn't want to interrupt No, go ahead. Why are you being so nice? Like your name's massacre you kill like shit loads of people It here's the thing I've been watching you guys for a while and while I don't think you're big players now Okay, it seems like you have potential and I don't know I like having allies that owe me favors Would I owe you a favor? I'm not contracted to kill you.
I don't even know why you're here. Oh cool I don't I don't get your loyalty to him. Personally unless he's paying you very well So I don't know. I don't know what your deal is there.
I have no beef with you at all Oh beef what? Sorry, I kind of cut out and then you said beef and I thought you're talking about the beef palace No, I'm not talking about a beef palace. I'm saying I'm saying I have no issue with you For the most part I just trying to get the job done and I realized that this is a solution that maybe we all get what we want and then in the future We can help each other out I'll lean back into that all like a noxie should probably take the seal. He sounds like a cool dude.
We can party with him I'm sorry Did you forget that he killed some of your relatives that he threatened your family that he's basically essentially threatening to take away Everything that I have to pay you your only loyalty is that connection Did you remember that I let you live and I'm looking for solutions still what I'll pop up Is our deal still wide open that letter you wrote about me killing Knox? Is that cool? Can we still do that? Well, I mean at this point I'm offering an alternate solution.
So if that doesn't work out if this solution doesn't work out Then yeah, why not I lean back in see I have outs No, no, maybe mascara can get us into shelter girl They've got cool done, Roble They do and I don't think I have any sway He's gonna turn back up. Can I keep my house? Your house and Donaldson and Donaldson can I keep him as well? I don't know anything about him.
He killed my parents after all. I mean like he owes me well I suppose I mean I don't I don't give a shit about you do with that old man. Why would I care? Did you hear that?
Donaldson I get to keep you I Would just need your car. I already have a body I'm just going to take an impression of your teeth put it in that body and then crash it burn it and then and I'll have you Pronounce legally dead they're going to take my teeth. I need no impression of your teeth Oh, because I only have like a few baby teeth left. Um, who's the you know what I mean?
I'm going to I'm going to expertly Fake your death Look at this like like about us So no more coming after me if no more destroying my mansion no more coming after my allies and everything The my the person I hired basically said to destroy You behind the mask and they didn't even know that you were not I didn't give me any of that information you gave me a name and I researched and I found you and I found that you're walking out of this mask So if I pronounce wherever you little kid are If you pronounce dead, I've done my job my contract is complete And then I have another person what if they find out that I can come to what if they still see me running about and they know That I have not been killed I Upholed the letter of my contract. I do not pay much attention to the spirit of it If you are pronounced legally dead, you've been killed. It was my doing that I get paid I have a letter of the law man not a spirit of the law man. If you know what that means You're a weird supervillain dude.
Why what do you mean? I'm not weird supervillains just odd You're a letter Why do you let that monkey talk he doesn't know what's happening don't you make fun of robo nobo he is perfectly fine in the situation He has had his upgrade. I'll have you know It's very intelligent monkey. I'm sure either way.
It's getting late into the evening And I mean I do have plans so either we're going to do this or not. I want to know I feel as though I have no choice I don't want to risk those around me anymore than I have fine Really? Okay, all right, so he's like okay. It will be done Goddamn it and starts tearing up all the plates that he has duct tape to himself I did not expect you to go for that needle.
I'm thinking about the ground Crying You really should explain it to him what's going on Because he obviously doesn't understand well tell him later. That's okay, all right, okay, so Sometimes pass as well max massacre Sets up your your fake demise He gets a body that looks like about the same shape and size of yours and he falsifies like DNA evidence And then he puts it in your car crashes it and it blows it up Do you mean Donald's sorry? Yeah, yes, I was sorry. Yep.
He puts it in Donald's car and then blows it up And then he's like you just need to either stay in the mask and stay hidden for a couple of days And I have friends in the department and they will pronounce you legally dead. I did not expect you to say okay, that's It's like the easiest way to get out of it. Oh Absolutely, except now then okay, all right. Yeah, I know that you're pronounced legally dead and he's like hey Here's the good thing though, sir.
Now. There's no you have like you're basically zero. There's no trace of you I mean That's good, right? I had done to be a while ago.
It's pretty great Now you could just come and go and as long as you're under the radar. Nobody knows who you are. No, it just walks out Alright, oh, did you want the do you want the the clue to who hired me or do you not care? Knox just walks out Go narrow.
Go narrow. Stick around. Okay. He's like okay.
Um my contact was through a company called diamond edge technologies I would here's the phone number. I'd contact them or investigate them at least if you want to find what You know who owns them or whatever. I'm sure it's some sort of shell corporation Okay, the shell corporation Diamond edge technologies Go narrow down the shell company All right, so this mystery's gonna be solved get ready boys. We're going to the gas business Okay, so you just avoided the fight we should we should probably create a co gas company.
It's really agile. We should call it like mobile The co-gat the co-gats company. Oh Nice As we are leaving the pier go narrow will walk up to a shipping container and open it up and be like no, no, no We're just going home There's go Williams spook spear walks out first and I take his hand and leave him home Okay, you will need a little spook spear. I don't know if we talked about Williams spook spear, but now we have we did I made He's got a giant.
He's got a giant quill. That's a spear. Okay. All right cool.
All right Williams spook spear. All right, so you you guys leave we're you guys doing now? Everybody I'm gonna go home and see my family. All right, Romanovo and I'm assuming following Knox.
What not? What do you go do? I'm gonna go home and read to my will Okay, how are you redoing your will All the money is going first off. I'm getting power of attorney Knox is getting power of attorney over No, it's gonna leave is there are ways to do this What do I have to roll for black market intrigue?
You're trying to make knocks into a legal entity. Yes, give me one's actually I make knocks into a business company owned by Donaldson Okay, so we'll go to go there over a minute. All right. You go and visit your family.
Oh, what's a robot? Oh, yeah, what's a robot doing? Roman elbows Going to see a new movie that came out Probably at least asking knocks if you can so he's gonna he's gonna tap into Knox's bank account check his balance Okay, all right. You're just checking bank balances.
All right. There's money in there But I mean it's still the same day so it's gonna take a little bit for everything to get taken away He's gonna withdraw $20 Go see a movie. Yes. Okay.
All right You can go see a movie. It's it's all right Sorry movie. He likes it. He didn't hate it.
It was enjoyable Okay We could have fought a tentacle man and stuff in movies A meeting over I was I know I Was all about to kill somebody And I'm not know don't exactly mean that secure either What? Yeah, what are you gonna kill? Yeah, what are you talking about? What you talking about?
Look I was just like oh, okay. I'm having a way out of the situation cool, and it's like all right the guy that killed okay Golden arrow you go to see your family. Um knocks you are redoing your will Roman obi would see a movie Just okay, so it's Sunday. Yes, it's Sunday Which is which is meal prep day for For Kyle and Golden Arrow so he's making a whole bunch of stuff.
He's got pots of baked beans going Big old bad broccoli steaming several chicken breasts in the obi and he's portioning out his meals for the week All right Robinobo you get a text via the your villain email Yeah, you get a text for you you guys to be hired for a job Okay, what's the job? The job it's it's from boss. I don't on and she says I need you to do a breaking and entering Please contact me in three days if you are interested. Okay, so Robo's gonna go find Knox Okay, he does such things Knox Knox Roba just get texts from from boss I align She's giving us three days to do a BM Hold on submit.
Hold on. Just give me one second. What yeah, uh, BM what? Yeah, she's so uh Breaking and money BBM.
Oh BM Um Give me one second. I need to I need to finish this phone call him. I'm on the whole dish mitt Okay, you get you get done doing your wheel dealings. You get complete.
It's complete Okay, uh, yes, uh, BM. Yeah, I'm probably going to need some extra funds Did you ever get that job from puzzle game? Was that already gone to I feel like I've been taken Sorry, not so it was a long time ago. Oh Yes, maybe we should do some research on this boss.
I long before we take a job from her Tired of working for people. We don't know Robinobo look up boss. I had a line and so he's going to log into what was the search engine in this universe called gookie or something Gookie's fine. He's gonna log into gookie.
Actually, he's gonna use bang He gets on there and he starts looking up information for boss. I don't mind anything. Um, you find like rumors and stuff about Boss I don't being a mob boss, but like it's it's all like unconspearcy websites and stuff Okay, he's gonna start going down the rabbit hole and he's actually gonna end up getting into watching reruns of american idol Um from where it like segues in his searches for idolon But after a couple of hours he's gonna go looking for Knox and give him that information about boss idolon being in the mob Okay Back up to gold narrow. What do you just cut your meals?
I'll get to knock this like what do you do right now? What do you do right now? You've kept your meals the meals are prepped there in the Refrigerator cooling and I'm just gonna hang out with my wife and my daughter. I think it's a daughter My wife and my offspring Okay, all right.
So no plot furthering stuff. Probably not. I feel like they haven't seen me in a while so Plus they were almost killed so I think it's a good idea to just hang out with them Okay, I'm sorry. I'm not more important.
I'm a family man No, it's fine. Um Knox. I guess what you do you do with the information robin? I'll brings you Basically that she's a mob boss and That apparently the fifth season of american idol wasn't as great as what the others used to be Also, yes, fam.
I'm do not no longer count. They're no longer interesting Are there any other jobs available? I really don't want to get in in in the league with mob bosses right now if There's no that leads. I would say probably take the job from her.
I've got a lot of work to do here You do have the one lead massacre gave you, but that's it Knox Knox robin over got an idea on a lead What's that? Robin over was out other day with onelson filling up the car and I went by a 7-11. They only have like one guy there at night Are you insinuating what I think you are? They got one eight seven eleven.
They do. Do you think you can hack into their security systems? It might be hard but robo can try I think I still have some of that wet gear from a while back I think I have one in donelson as well. We can have black suits and have masks on And robo get slurpees.
Of course. We just have to make sure your face isn't seen. I think I have a ski mask around here for you somewhere Okay, so that's what you're gonna do you're gonna get dressed up in black outfits and you're gonna go knock over 7-11 Robo you don't have a gun do you I don't I have poor guns Robo no guns do you have a squirt gun? Can we stop by walmart and get some?
We can pay black and we could squirt him in the face as we leave We could go to bonero layer. See if he's got guns Uh I'm not sure if gold narrow will probably be with us any longer. He's I really don't have the means to pay him currently. Do you really want to disturb him?
Robo miss gold narrow. I know He never seemed to like me much anyway Can you call him maybe he was trying to kill me last time if you do remember And so he uh he's gonna look up contact info for gold narrow. Okay gold near you gonna call Um, it's still sunday night. Uh, yes.
Okay. I will not answer and I will text back Um Can't talk now talk to you in the morning And robo's going to uh text back. Um, is your refrigerator running? And i'll text back Yes, just did a huge meal prep It better be running otherwise.
I will get food poisoning Robo says um Robo forgot end of joke. See you tomorrow golden arrow I will text back food poisoning is no joke He said he he responds lol Oh boy So what does robo novo tell knocks exactly? Oh my god No, it's golden arrow busy. Um, he said emergency with food poisoning Well narrow one day is here now.
Okay. Where did it be that night? I call robo and say what's up? What's up, bonero hi robo All right, why did you call me?
Do we have a job? Oh, yeah, we got the best job Okay, I'll say i'll be over soon And oh walk about six blocks away from my house change into my uniform and then call uber super villain uber Okay, while you're waiting for the uber. Yeah, um, you see two heroes kind of wandering by um And they spot you and they wave. Oh What are they wearing?
Um one is wearing a red black and white outfit with like a like a ladybug insignia on her chest and the other is wearing like a brown flight suit Okay, and with like big old squirrel ears and a giant fluffy tail on his back now Remind me these were not the on amount of p. Is that we fought right? Okay. No, not at all.
You have not encountered these people at all Okay, I'll wave to them back All right, the the girl that one of the red and black and she jumps down. She's like, hey, no, I haven't seen you around here before Oh, yeah, I just what's your name? golden arrow Oh, i'm lady. I'm ladybug and this is my husband the flying squirrel and the guy comes over.
He's like, i'm Z flying squirrel How are you today? I'm all right Uh, are you in Newensey stone? Uh, just kind of been around Oh, yeah, interesting. Uh, we're from around here.
We've never seen you. Yeah, just kind of I kind of keep to myself and I don't do a whole lot Helped out with a robbery that was in progress not too long ago Very good. Um, since you're new in town, uh, we host uh board game nights You you bring you and your friends whenever you want Uh, and he hands you a car has address on he's like stop by whenever you want the next one is in a couple weeks Come by and play board games hang out calls whenever you need us. Cool.
She's like look forward to seeing around all Yeah, I don't play a lot of board games. Uh, don't know much about them You guys play like monopoly, right? No, no, no, oh like so like risk Uh, no No, uh, we'll teach you is okay. It they're better board games than that.
I mean actually we do do play risk But it's not not as often as you think okay. Yeah, I mean that sounds kind of cool. All right. Well, um, see you later Yeah, this is nice meeting you all over.
What he takes off and she goes flying after him. Okay And then you're gonna buy a super villainy pickles and I get him the super villainy pick Yep, by the way, I know shitload about board games and those are the exact questions I get asked when I can mention I play board games like oh monopoly fuck you know I just wish the like the listeners could be like actually see you in the call Phil behind him is a whole shelf all the board games. Yeah, I don't think of one of them is monopoly Uh, the only monopoly game I have is a monopoly board from the 30s like 37 or something like that That I need to get framed but that's about it. That's so yeah, sorry Sorry, it rants Also, can I say love those two characters Black square Yeah, ladybug is a flying squirrel.
They're in your town and they want to play board games, but you're not interested so Look, we're gonna knock over 7 leavens and then we're gonna play some fucking board games. Okay, this is what the podcast has become Okay. All right. All right.
So you guys you guys all meet up I'll walk into the mansion Be like, uh, so yeah, what's the job? Knox walks over with a spray-planted black super-soaker and cocks it he goes We've got a job to do And just walks past him Donaldson come to the car And then a robo nobo with a ski mask on is uh, nothing else just a ski mask over his head is uh going to uh give gold narrows Some gear that they prepare for him Um, yeah, um, yeah gold narrow will just follow behind him and get in the car with ommleson Okay Are you driving to the 7-11? Knox is going to hand Donaldson the ski mask like put put it on and then he's going to put another ski mask over his helmet Okay, this is my identity now. I have to keep it safe All right, so he drives you to the 7-11 Can go narrow does gold narrow have a ski mask if they in the gear that was provided to me was one of them a ski mask It's uh, yeah, it's a ski mask that uh, it looks like robo nobo made out made it out of a large sock Okay, I try I attempted to put on What do I roll?
Is that a drive or a? Let me let me roll a craft for robo nobo to see how well this came out if it's where Go yeah, go for a roll craft. Okay. It's uh, three.
Oh boy. Okay, so you're at the 7-11 As as we pull up, I'll be like So we like getting snacks first and then doing the job Robo, I thought you said you wanted to slushy Robo wants to slushy, but we got to do this right Knox and he gets out of the car and heads over to the circuit breaker in the back of the building Okay Come there. Oh, he's he missed the entrance Okay, so then he's going to try to Um, well, I guess crafts wouldn't really work so he's going to try to use this physique to pull the circuit breaker box open You're able to do it's not super hard in your robot. Okay You have pneumatic arms.
You're okay. Okay, and he starts uh he starts pulling some wires out All right, you pull the wires out and the power goes dead in the 7-11 We're good to know Knox Docks like tasks aside of something. All right. I'm heading in He ducks inside of the he's going to try and stealth inside of the 7-11 Uh, you're able to get in it seems like the the guy behind the counter that he's on the phone is like So Knox plays over the speakers at his helmet on the ground there bag He he jumps to the ground.
He's like oh fuck me wrong Go narrow. Are you staying in the car while this is happening? No go narrow would go in um, nonchalantly go over to like the uh first refrigerator the refrigerator area and grab all the muscle note they have And then would make his way over to like the candy bar ish section and grab all the power bars they have Like okay guys. You're robbing the supplies shit's expensive.
It adds up Wait, I just realized like if if you have telekinesis to what you can actually carry doesn't that mean they're just like floating around you at this point Well, he just carried my time. Yeah, I could but I don't okay I get a milk crate from the back of the refrigerator area and apply all things into that While he does this can I be yelling at the guy on the ground just ignoring the money Yeah, I guess so he's not gonna do anything. He's basically shit is pants scared. So He's on the ground He's at your mercy.
He's done what you have to do Has golden arrows walking out he'll telekinesis the cash register out with him Okay, I just walk out to Donaldson's cards in the back He'll no no no he'll go to the trunk tap it and wait for Donaldson to pop the trunk He pops it I had to throw in the crate a muscle milk and power bars and then I put the cash register in there as well And then I go instead to hi All right. I ordered a guy to get up and go out to the car The guy that the fucking gas station Okay, man And he goes up to the car. I flipped the sign where it's as closed or at least turn off the open sign as we leave The electricity is out so it's down off Robinobos falling out of the gas station and he's got a slurpian each hand one's a cherry and one's blue raspberry Okay, turn up. All right.
So you got the guy in the car's like, what do you want? Please let me go This is gonna turn a robo. We're supposed to get the guy to right. We're just supposed to take him with us I don't know.
I thought you were the one that you had to do this you put the circuit breaker Usually take everything we could in the store. I did look he's right there Donaldson go just go Donaldson are you taking the guy with you relieving him take it with us? All right, so you've kidnapped a man out Okay, he's just in the car's like, please god don't kill me guys. Please i didn't do anything Go in there.
I'll be like um, so Those are weird pit stuff, but can we get to the actual job now? Also, who's this dude? um I don't what was your name? He grabs the name tag and looks at it.
It's Paul Good evening, Paul. Um, we are your local, uh, muggers and we've uh, tick Well, what? What we supervillates not muggers. Oh, oh my luck.
My luck. Okay. I got this got this You have been thwarted by the almighty knocks all your wealth now belongs to us for we have destroyed your world in a devastating collapse We were for we are calamity Dude, I just work at a fucking 7-eleven man. I I don't own the place I just make like eight bucks an hour.
Do you want us to drop you off at your house? Just anywhere, please. Let's get anywhere out would be great. You only make eight dollars an hour to take the tax It cat from here to wherever you want to go.
I just want to be away from you. Honestly, it's quickly responsible It's all right. Pete. We'll get you home.
He's okay. I'm not gonna tell you where I live I want to know where he lives Robo's gonna log into the 7-eleven employee database and locate his address The the story he worked at wasn't well organized. There's no online database. Oh, no, I will roll for a folk damage The car is going about 40 miles an hour.
I opened the door and check him out. Problem solved. Move on Tumbles on to the road. I'll say bye, p.d.
What? He's probably a part-time. He doesn't have insurance. Come on.
He has to have insurance. Obama's America This is true. Go on narrow. It's not Republican Let's say are we okay?
Are we cool to make Republican jokes out here? Because that's totally going for Trump You guys for real. You've just knocked over 7-eleven. You've got a couple hundred dollars and some muscle milk some bars and some slushies What are you done with that?
What's your next move? Robo's feeling good. So he's gonna text back boss idolon saying Super villain gang got practiced up ready for a job. Okay.
All right. Um, you still have a day or two so Okay, he's gonna pass the contact info on to Knox. Okay for boss idolon. Mm-hmm.
Okay Do you want me to call her or did you already set it up? Oh, yeah, uh, Robo accepted job. Um, my side Same type of stuff. We're good at like this We did a good job Knox.
I was about to say that it was a good job I feel like we did something wrong. I can't put my finger on it, but something okay. All right. Okay that night It is already night.
We just like later in that night. Yeah later later in that night. Um, where were you guys later in that night? I still want to go to the island so I could buy tanks, but I don't know about my money situation yet.
Yeah, your money's tight right now Especially that has been announced that you are dead a couple hundred dollars You do have a couple hundred dollars. I get 50% of that You have a couple of 50 dollars Oh my god. I just realized my resources now like zero It's a temporary loss. You can get it back.
Um, okay. All right. So later that night. Okay, so what is everybody doing later that night?
I'll sleep at the mansion with them Okay, since I know a job's coming up going there. I'm just gonna hangs around Okay, I feel like I'm missing something from her past that I can go back to but I can't think of anything Yeah, you're missing you're missing stuff real recently. No, no, it doesn't know that though Okay, all right. Well, yeah golden arrow.
I mean would spend the time since he's got robin obon next to him to look up some stuff on diamond edge technologies Okay, um, it seems like it's a corporation wrapped into corporation. It's like a bunch of um Uh, it's like one corporation owns the other but subsidiary by the other etc. Um, so you're able to link it to a couple of other Investment firms and tech development places Um, but it's like a it's like a crazy weaved web of who owns who and why So it seems like if you want to you can roll investigate. Yeah, if you have a plus two and investigate nice roll investigate Uh-huh.
Uh, that is a Four to investigate Nice. Um, you're able to uh trace diamond edge technologies back to investment firm. Uh, that is called appear gold investments. Okay, uh, that is Um, actually publicly related to drake industries.
Oh Interesting I'll say, uh, hey, nox Uh, yep. Yes. What do you know who drake industries is? I believe so They're the ones currently how much how much do I know about drake industries?
Uh, you know that they have been kind of a competitor in a lot of your businesses practices and they are based out of amberville I do believe they're the ones kind of pestering amberville at the current moment and they've also been pestering me for the longest time Uh, why was it? Oh, I think they tried to kill you And he'll ask robo to project it onto the screen or onto the wall Okay, robo starts so I'm projecting So yeah, like there's all these people And they're owned by these people and then these people on these people But it all leads back to drake so Didn't realize they had their fingers and gas stations as well. Hopefully put it on them since last night Well, it's not actually it's not shell. It's uh, it's a shell So I know it's kind of weird that they wanted to kill you.
Can I eat you? Enough to kill my Persona? I'm not sure at this point in the longer Well, I mean they gotta do to fire bomb your office that should slow down your business like a little bit probably a lot of it but Can I I feel like this isn't a seal that I have but can I backtraced like who bought those buildings that did mask or bomb those buildings and then Someone else took over them. Can I look up who did that?
Yeah, um, you're able to look through some back uh some of your back documents that you have access to from the businesses And a couple of years ago drake industries put in a standing order to buy all stocks that become available So every time anybody sold stock and or it became vacated They they had like an auto buy so they've been buying your company bit by bit right before you're supposed to death They own 49% of controlling interest of everything you own Um, so like he's like just under enough to have like the the definitive say and everything So I go back to the law firm kind of inventory And I'm going to look up the guy who ran out of my office said that he sold all of his stocks But they someone wanted him to stay there and I'm going to look up his address Okay, you find his address Guys, I believe we have to go visit a friend of ours. We've been met before Um, would you mind coming with me? I'm hoping to break his fingers I mean we'll get that job It's in a few days. Oh, okay Can we go to this person's house?
Yeah, go for it. Okay, you go there. You're there. He lives in the department alone But it looks like a pretty swank apartment.
It's like one of those like top 10 floors of a really nice building Robo can you see if they have any security systems? Uh, Robo is going to uh Check and see if there's any security systems. There are indeed you can roll burglary to pack through them. All right.
He begins the pack Ooh, that plus three on that roll. Okay, plus one burglary. So four Okay, you get you burglar your way through the systems are hacked Before that even happens go narrow walks into the front door Into the lobby All right, um, the the doors are like locked on the other side But you're like tough enough with both your techniques and your strength them just pull them open. Oh, I do so Okay, and I'll gesture back to the car like waving come on in I didn't realize he knew how to hack systems as well.
It's almost useful than I thought Be outside of the car. Robo's gonna yell at the golden arrow good. Hi golden arrow Are there like security guards or can we just like pretty much get up to the elevator and get up? You can pretty much get in there's not it's like one of those There's like a bell guy, but he's not giving any resistance.
He's like, oh Just kind of waffles sure. Uh, do we need like a card to get up to any of these like specific floors? The the bell hop is like, oh, yeah. Yeah, can I borrow your card, please?
Uh, you have to roll like provoke He's like no, I can't give you the card man. I'm sorry, but can I just break his leg instead? But like, I'm you can do that. All right.
I break his leg and say now give me the card. I asked for I He gives it to you. This is on you. You're the bad person here And then I walk upstairs Okay, with a swift kick his leg crunches as I walk away That's a boss dog bullshit.
That's super Robo's gonna pick up some pins out of a cut and throw money guy as he passes the desk He's like, oh man, come on I use my telekinesis to knock over every potted plant in there And as I walk by the carpeted blobby, I dig it into that carpet real bad So you have to go if I go wow you've got malicious out of nowhere If I go one way on the villain scale of like breaking an innocent leg I have to go all the way back to like oh, I didn't do anything. He just made the carpet a little bit dirty I have to self-balance you Okay, you get up to the guy's apartment Is it one of those fancy apartments where the elevator opens up into the apartment? Yes, it is Oh, I want to knock on the door. I want to kick the door I kick the elevator doors up Okay, so he's there.
He's like hello who's there? Knox is gonna just walk over to him. Just look up at him. He's like, uh, Drake and Distries Uh, they hired you, right?
Are they bribed you or whatever? Right, no He he made me an offer on my sock I sold it as I can do because I'm a board member and then when I was like, okay, I don't want to work there He said he would pay me a stipend to sit on as his liaison to the company. It's not a bribe. It's completely legal Right, uh I'm called an error.
I'm not one to tell you what to do Yeah, you are Oh, yeah, that's right break his fingers What why what did I do? I mean, he's kind of right the laws on his side here I sold something I owned and then somebody paid me to sit at a table once a month Or you could break my fingers for what did I do? Do anything wrong Because you're supposed to disclose who you're actually sitting in for and I already have provisions in the contract If you come to my board the board meeting that you are supposed to disclose who you're working for Was it disclosed that you were working for Drake Industries? To everybody that was at the board meeting before that one time you decided to show up and bring a super film through the window It makes all the room is cute.
Yeah Like that those couple months where you just vanished and never started the board meetings Yeah, I just closed a lot Knox takes a gun out of from his back and points it at him. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa? Where'd you get a goat? Knox starts pulling the trigger and shooting cat pee on his face What is your problem kid?
He just continues pulling the trigger Hey, uh, hey, man What? What are you doing in my house? Who who did you like who at Drake paid you? Drake whenever you open his mouth.
Knox is going to aim for his mouth Stop stop it. It's disgusting. What? I'm not gonna say anything if you keep squirting me in the fucking mouth Knox points in his crush Assholes like you pee yourself.
Oh dear. Oh, so Drake himself paid you. Yes. That's cool.
And then I break his fingers Okay, he tries to fight back, but he's just a normal guy so you break his finger. Yeah, are you gonna do anything else to him? Robynovo, you know how to make gorilla glue correct? Yeah Does Robyn have a pee gorilla glue?
Well, he turns around he's in the corner doing something Oh boy Okay, so how else do you torture this man? We take one of his paintings off the wall. No, no, no, no, even better. We we we glue him to one of the paintings and put it back on the wall Robo smears gorilla glue all over his face and presses his face into the painting You're torturing a man.
All right, you're able to do this to him because he's just a sub-year old dude Um, I would like to do an investigate and see if I could figure out like where or how he was getting paid by Drake Okay, it seems like to his bank account from like a Drake account. Okay, so I grabbed his wallet on the way out Okay Got a couple hundred bucks in it As you pull out the money go there will take his cut Like you fan out the bills and he just grabs his hat Kind of stuffs it through the mouth hole because that's the only entrance to his suit And just look go deeper Oh my god And then we walk out and leave canvas face to his own own will I guess Okay, we're gonna fast forward are you doing anything else that day? I don't think so I mean, can we do some more minor robberies and more minor crimes? Can we can we jaywalk?
Let's go jaywalking, please All right, I like it. It's not so tense that we could just do rentable shit Oh my god, okay, so you're able to jaywalk and litter and you Whoa, whoa, we don't let nine on the street first off we don't let her we don't go that far You're not that bad. No, it's very sure. Rubble.
Rubble would have it Okay, he likes that one show about the captain planet or whatever You try to litter but he makes his hand turn into a vacuum cleaner and just sucks up a paper without you noticing it Robanova has a save the gorillas initiative sticker on his On the back of his head he cares about the environment Okay, all right, so all right anything else. Nope. I think we fucked up enough All right, are you gonna say are you gonna I'll say it knocks his mansion again? Yeah, we will we will board the chu-chu train Yes, I'm not just trying to get anything I'm asking if there's anything else you want to do before nighttime.
Let me know Look please just go back to the heroes and just like rattle off a bunch of crimes that we've done over today Like we have to see like there's like someone was doing a crime spree the other day, but it was just a bunch of bullshit You're not even in the same. Oh, damn it. We got it Okay, um at night Uh golden arrow you are woken up by a loud Uh kind of strange electro magnetic style sound like a big buzzing whirling sounds like out in your room. Oh in my room Yeah Like wake up and kind of squint and see if I can see anything Uh, there is a figure in your room Hi The lights turn on and you see a girl She's probably like 16 and she's got a mask in like there's she has one eye and like a big half Knox symbol on her face and she's like golden one.
I'm here to fix the timeline Uh golden arrow You're still going by that name Yeah, that's always been my name Things must be more messed up than I thought either way. I'm here to fix the timeline Oh Lifting up Because we're long um I'm so confident you can cut things out. I am very confident. You can find a room to cut to get us down below an hour Probably what am I gonna spend the time to do it?
Because listening back to this might hurt my heart I was about to offer but then I realized I wouldn't take a thing out of this episode Okay All right, I guess that was another episode of the villains. I've been your game mother Alex Grock from and you find me at happy puke I'm Philip and I play golden arrow. You can find me on twitter at canada underscore Philip with two else I'm will I play robo nobo you find me at role will underscore. I'm Cody and I play Knox and you can find me at code 3 All right, so will would you like to give us our our patented villains outro?
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