Hello and welcome to another episode of the villain underground. I'm your gaming eddy monster Alex Rumpfger, and with me we have Will. Hey guys, I was just away from my computer for a little while. Yeah, Cody.
New pickup line, go to somebody, and give them a key. And then take it back and go, oh wait, this isn't your key. You already have the key to my heart. And walk away.
That was a love advice with Cody, and we have Phil. This is not the will you are looking for. I thought Cody was going to go into talking about key parties, and I was kind of excited. Whoa.
He did. That would be an interesting thing. I love it when we sit down and exchange keys, and go to each other's houses. That's not what it is.
What? That's not what it is. What are you talking about? You exchange keys, and then you go live in each other's houses.
Yeah, that's like the whole thing. That's trading spaces. Yeah, that's a TV show. They should make a key party TV show.
See how it goes. I mean, they already have a camera. Yeah. OK.
All right. So we're moving on. Does anybody want to tell us, does anybody want the horrible, horrible, horrible, pleasurable, like what's happened last week? That's what I think I can accurately describe it.
OK. As much detail as possible, please, because. Fucking nothing. Dude, jim shit.
I got to ready for a fight. Fucking massacre. Massacre gives us the option of not fighting. Nox takes the not fighting option.
Golden Arrow gets pissed, and Phil gets pissed. OK. All right. Hold on.
Hold on. I feel like I have to defend myself a little here now. You want the 14-year-old little freaking manchild that doesn't know how to fight. He has a way out, and he's going to go, no.
Like, we had Donaldson with us. OK? We had Donaldson with us. You also brought Donaldson.
Hey, what is your decision? OK, let's not fight. That's just, you know, Jim and he. OK, anyway, so without having anything to really do, the villains kind of slid up and went back their own sort of ways for a few days.
It took some R&R after that long, like tremendous battle we just had to recover. Got a text about a job from a boss, what? Adelaide? Adalon.
Adalon, not the town in Australia. Got a text from them about a job in about three days time. Instead of doing that, we went and knocked over a 7-Eleven cashier that was there. Got $100, some power bars, muscle milk, and slushies.
Two slushies. Not enough for our whole crew, but we got two of them. I don't think anybody drank a minor. I've just been sitting on the counter.
After that, we figured out who was paying for Knox's assassination, which was basically subsidiaries of subsidiaries, to end up being Drake Industries. Went to go talk to one of the board members that was being paid off by Drake, broke his fingers, and super glued his face to a canvas painting, and stole a few hundred dollars from his wallet. And then the cliffhanger of last episode was Golden Arrow was at the mansion sleepover, and got to saw a female teenage version of Knox come through like an electromagnetic portal, and she said she was here to restore the timeline. Can I break the dramatic tension with there's a guy running for some office in my neighborhood, and his last name is Drake.
So I just see these little boards all around the place of Drake everywhere, and it infuriates me every time I see them. I'm sorry, Dr. Bradley Drake, but you just made me mad. Like, you're running for counsel or something, sit counsel.
But you pissed me off because of this. OK, so straight away into the game, let's pick up where we left off last time. Golden Arrow, you're standing there, and this girl is there. She's like, I'm here to restore the timeline.
What year is this? It's 2016 now. Yes, it is. It's 2016.
OK, well, it's February 25th, if you're looking for it. Exactly. OK, well, I should be far back enough, but your name is you're still going by Golden Arrow. Well, yeah.
Do you have the Laurel wreath? Huh? So it must have been fucked up earlier, but I can't travel any further back. Why?
Why what? Why can't you go back further? Spended all of my energy and the future's already changed. Oh, that's kind of cool.
No, it's not. If I didn't have my quantum anchor, I would be erased from existence. You need to make sure my father stays alive. Who's your father?
Obviously, you're in his house. Oh, Knox. Yes. Oh.
He's like 14. Right, I know. I tried to trace the anomalies in the timeline as far as I could. Apparently, I didn't trace them back enough.
I thought it would happen now. I could set things right. But if things are already on the wrong path, I need to drive you to the correct direction. Otherwise, I will be erased.
Because the way things are now, I will not be conceived. That's interesting. Who's your mom? You haven't met her yet, then.
I meet lots of people. Is she a ladybug? What's no? I don't know what you're talking about.
No. Is she Darkbell? What's no? Stop guessing names.
If you don't know who she is and you don't know who she is, we'll find her eventually. But right now, we need to prevent my father from dying. And we need to get you the Laurel Reef. Are you sticking around then?
Like you're not going to hop back and forth, right? I can't hop back and forth. I have one more trip and I want to travel back to my own time when things are set proper. Okay.
Just like nobody's going to believe me. They think I'm really dumb but pretty smart. And they don't give me a lot of credit here. They still think you're an idiot.
Yeah. What is happening in this timeline? What happened that changed everything so much? Well, do you want me to recap the past 12 episodes where you're?
No. I don't. His nose starts to bleed as he dives out of his dimension and realizes he's breaking the fourth wall. Help.
That's not in your character sheet. If you want to make that fool later, you can't. Oh, well, if anyone gets to make Deadpool, why do they think he gets to be you? Are you still pools of shit character?
Let's move on. Okay. So she says, okay, well, I need to set things right. You need to get the Laurel Reef.
Okay. Um, real quick, we did a fight massacre. Like that happened like three days ago. Who?
A massacre. He's a guy that was trying to kill your papa. Um, he's and actually kind of did technically. Um, he's already dead.
No, no, no, no, no, no. He is like sleeping 14 doors down. Okay. But his actual person, like his alter ego or his main ego, that guy is dead.
He's now just knocks. Okay. But he's alive. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You want to go meet him? I'd never had the touch. I never like if you touch him, is it going to be like a super cop situation where you like both disintegrate? No.
What a super cop. It doesn't. It doesn't matter. I've never seen movies.
Doesn't matter. Um, no, I've never had the greatest relationship with him, but you and I always got a lot. Oh, cool. Am I like how I ask you like a personal question?
How beefy am I in the future? You're beefy with the Laurel wreath. Quat, quat, super beef boy. Look, golden one.
Yes. Please call me golden here. That's going to be really weird for me. Okay.
But at least I will try. Look, you see all the golden arrows on my health? No, there's only one. I don't.
Okay. Um, either way, I, there's something that needs to happen in the next couple of days and okay. You guys have to do it. Um, otherwise, I mean, the timeline will be rapidly changed.
And I mean, I would like to be born. It benefits, it benefits both you and I. You seem pretty cool. Wait, what, what do I get out of it?
I will help you find the Laurel wreath if you haven't had it yet. Oh, cool. What is the Laurel wreath? It's, it's a magic artifact.
It's if you don't have it yet, because you haven't, you haven't killed Maximus man? Uh, no. Okay. There's a man named Maximus man.
He's a hero. He runs around in a toga and he has a lower wreath upon his head. The lower wreath is artifact that makes the wearer have increased human potential by tenfold. Super B boy.
Everything. Your agility and your intelligence and your strength. He owns this object and you were supposed to have killed him and taken it by now. I don't know why you haven't, but obviously something in the timeline has changed.
That is a, that's interesting. Is, okay. I'm pretty open to whatever at this point. I mean, being stronger.
I mean, that sounds really cool. So I'm fine with it. Right. Where does Maximus man like, where did he hang out before I crush a skull?
Well, I don't know. I don't know your time. I don't have to do some research, but right now the primary focus should be taking down Drake. Oh, yeah.
He's a bad guy. He tried to, well, we're kind of bad guys. He's a worse guy. He's trying to kill you Papa.
Right. I understand. Well, did. Yes.
Yes. His company is supposed to fall in the next few days, but according, she pulls out a little device and she's like, according to this, his corporation lasts for years and years and totally does not set up the, what I need set up to, you know, get a foothold in the, it doesn't matter. His company used to crumble suit and you need to do it. Quick Q.
Hmm. What? What? What do you do in the future?
What do you mean to like, are you trying to take over the world or what's kind of going on as much of it as I can control? Go respect after the fall of the government. I take over a large court. I take over a large portion of the United States.
Uh, golden arrow will glance up to his don't trade on me poster or flag the hands on his own. Yeah. No government. And she walks over and she puts a hand on your shoulder.
She's like, and golden one. You control the coordinate as well. We work in tandem to take on our enemies. Hmm.
Like we're not like a thing though, right? No. No. Good.
I'm, I'm, I'm not even conceived at this moment. Like imagine how much older you are. No, that's weird. Is my wife still around?
Um, I don't. I don't have a wife, but is she so around? I don't know. You have never gotten into your personal life.
We've only been business associates. Good. I don't have a wife. I was seeing if I got married in the future.
She, she, she, she passed you on shoulder again. And she's like, I wouldn't care if you didn't. Oh, weird. He'll get out of bed.
And be like, all right. I'm going to go meet your dad. This will be kind of weird. I know you don't like him, but seems like they should know this.
Do you know Robonobo? Yes. Ah, cool. He's awesome.
I like him. Yes. Okay. So, but where are we going?
What do you want me to do now? You should go sit in the living room. I'll go get knocks. Okay.
And really. All right. And then I go to knocks his door and I knock on it. You knocks on it.
I'm a notch. Do you have like a machine set up so any time somebody knocks on the door it knocks. No, but. Yeah.
Do you have a roof pizza delivery system? So, not knocks goes to the door. He's groggling. Wait a minute.
I don't have my face on yet. And you hear him kind of move around a little bit. And then you hear what seems like to be a wire and then something explode. And then the door slowly opens and he's like he doesn't have his mask on yet.
But he's like, he's like the messing with his face like hold on the flashbang went off prematurely. I can't see. Oh, here. What?
I just grab his hand and kind of start dragging him. He's going to reach out. My helmet. I just drag him down there.
And then where does Robonova sleep? Does he sleep or is he just kind of always around? He's just always around. He's at the moment.
He's just kind of like wandering around in the hallways and listening to Kidbop 15. I'll be like, hey, hey, Robo, we need to go to the living room. Okay, go to Ariel. You want to go play Nintendo?
Yeah, sure. Let's do that. I want to meet one of my friends. Oh, good.
Yeah, we can play for player. So he's going to follow you in there. So I'll sit them down. Knox, can you see now?
Yes, I believe so. It's weird without the helmet. Who's the issue in the living room? Yes.
I'd be like, hey, this is your daughter. I'm sorry. I don't think I could be quite here yet. Who was this woman in our living room?
Why is she wearing half my crest on her head? Well, she's living proof you've had sex at least once. And I'll go for a 5Z from Robo. He's a oblivious to what you're trying to do.
Thank you. He's looking at you confused. Oh, try to give the 5Z, too. His daughter.
She just doesn't. What are you doing with your hands? God, do they not have high-fives in the future? No, they don't.
Apparently not. That wasn't really a thing. I know it's confusing because my voice is not safe. It's called Narrows.
It's like, yes, this is your daughter. She's from the future. She says we kind of fucked a few things up and our timelines messed up at this point. Why are you letting hookers into the house?
What? There's no hookers. This is your daughter. I'm 14 years old.
I've never copulated. Well, not now. Idiot. She's like 16.
She walks up to Robonobo and she's like, Robonobo, I've never seen you in such good repair. Hi, I'm Robonobo. I'm aware. We're not friends yet, but we will be.
Oh, we're the noble like friends. Knox is going to point out her. Don't you dare touch him. I know more about his workings than you ever will.
So you're from the Sheltzagull Corporation. Oh my God. You're more of a knit with than you ever were. Look, I'm from the future.
I'm here to set the timeline straight. Prove it. I have the free search. Well, I've not researched.
I've watched many sci-fi's. But time travel's not possible. That's crazy. That's nonsense.
You're insane. Okay. Fair enough. What's most important right now is that the important people believe me.
Gullnaro, Robonobo, you know. But if I'm your daddy, doesn't that make me the most important person? I need to keep you alive if that's what you're asking. That doesn't make me feel very good.
Well, you've never been a great father to me, so I can't say that I owe you anything. Will it mess with the timeline too much if he becomes a decent dad? I don't know. At this point, I will vanish if I take off my quantum anchor.
So, I don't know. Oh, that's weird. Yeah, so she's been found off a bunch of science stuff, which I don't know, but kind of I trust science people. So she also told me that I have to get a laurel wreath, which will make me stronger.
The laurel wreath. There's not multiple, but we kind of got to do that. Oh, no, no, no, wait. There's something in a few days we have to do, right?
You have to destroy the Drake Corporation. That's it. Drake needs to die. We were already going to do that.
I mean, that seems like it's fine. You can go back to your own timeline and do whatever you want. And we'll destroy the Drake Corporation. Easy peasy.
Here's the thing. If you try to do it alone, you will fail. And there's another group that is going to try to do it as well. And if you don't do it in tandem with them and work together, you both will fail.
So like the Chaos Committee. It's not the puzzle game. Oh, what was Burns group called? I think it was like, oh, wasn't it the verbs?
Yes. No, it's not the verbs. Oh, look, but the burn of mine, bro. I'm sure there's there's a group of people that are going to try to assault Drake's tower.
You need to join with them and work with them together because each of you alone will fail. Are you sure? This is what I've been trying to say. It's the beginning.
This person just comes in and you say that it's a person from the past, really? Future. Future past your from the past. Okay.
So I think she just called me, oh, I would mind you to respect your elders if I am such a thing. I don't think so. She's like 16. You're like 14.
Yes, which makes things even more complicated. Why does that make things complicated? Just listen to what I'm telling you and do it. Who are these other people that are assaulting the tower?
It's a group of heroes from Amberville. Heroes. Heroes. Yes.
Do you know our reputation? We're good at how much we are. What's that, Robonimo? We best villain team in town.
We're very good at heists. We probably do this on our own without heroes. You're so wound up in this one side or the other that you don't understand that using people on both sides is how you gain true power. It's not a dichotomy.
Use whoever you can to get whatever you need done done. That sounds more like you. Yes. Look, I'm a ruthless pragmatist and if it means that you have to work with somebody that you don't like, I don't know, a couple episodes.
In order to get rid of it. In order to get rid of it. Everybody's nose starts bleeding. She bleeds the mask.
Look, if you need to do that, it's fine. Just to get the things done you need done. Use them to get what you need. I'll raise my hand.
Go in there. I'll raise the same. Why are you raising your hand? I have a question.
Okay. What is your question? Can we kill these heroes afterwards? I don't care what you do afterwards.
Look, you're from the future. I don't know what happens. I just want to see our options. See if we can stick these people to murder town afterwards.
I don't know why you would want to, but okay. Money. Is there money in it? I don't know.
That's what happens in video games. You beat them up and they drop money. Fair enough. You've been playing too much Grand Theft Auto, haven't you?
Do you mind if I show you something? Give me a second. He's going to run off to his room. Grab a helmet and a binder.
That's about like three inches. It's filled with notes. He's going to run back and hand her a big old binder with on the top. It says MAD with periods between it.
He's like, I've had this plan for a while. Do you think you could look it over and? Well, if you're from the future, like you say you are, I've had this idea for quite some time now. Why I got the gangs or at least trying to coordinate them all.
What is the folder she looks through? It's a very long, yearly plan of basically trying to give people specific types of powers, but not like more like technology. More like technology in a way to defend themselves to actually fight off anyone that actually has super powers. And it's called mutually assured destruction.
This is the whole premise is if there are going to be people in this world that have powers, he's going to give those powers to everyone. I see what he's saying. She's like, why? I don't know.
I doesn't ring a bell, but I don't know. Maybe. The timeline has changed enough, I imagine. He's going to look sad for a second.
He's like, oh, okay. He's going to grab it and take it back to his room slowly. So you won't. All right.
Okay. He's pretty infuriating to work with, isn't he? Yes. So like we were going to do this big battle like the other day and he just took the easy way out.
Yeah. Like, you know, I suppose you know me. I like beating up a few people here and there. Um, speaking of which, before the Drake fight, do you think we can get that read?
Before I doubt it. Okay. How tough is the guy that has it? Maximus Mann?
Yeah, Maximus Mann. It's relatively tough. He runs with a small crew of people as well. Shh.
Has he seen mine? He's seen your one. And my crew. And Knox isn't there in Robinhoe.
It was firing up in the background. In the background. In the cartridge. Um, I don't think he's seen your crew, but I don't know.
I don't know if he knows of you at this moment. You haven't killed him yet. So you haven't encountered him yet. It's just odd.
I don't know where the timeline is going wrong. I don't know what happened. Did you encounter any of the time travelers? Wait, there's multiple?
Yes. Um. So we thought the onomatopoe is. No, don't go through your entire history, please.
I just, I'm confused. Either way, it doesn't matter. Cool. Um, yeah.
So we're going to do this job for a mob boss. Okay. You go do that. Robinhoe will have to do a BM for boss lady.
Okay. Okay. I'm going to do a BM for the boss lady. Makes a lot of sense.
I will stay here and wait for you to return. Do you know Donaldson? Who? Donaldson.
No. Who's that? No. That's like Knox's brother.
Oh. Okay. No. He's a pretty cool guy.
All right. He should be able to help you with things around the house. All right. So she goes off and does her thing.
Knox, you return. Where'd the hook ago? The what's your daughter? I'm still skeptical on this point.
I mean, we just need to do a certain thing to take down Drake Industries. I thought that was the plan all along. Well, yeah. Apparently we got to work with a different group of people.
A little weird. I don't like it, but no do I. Like I said, science speak. Talk about anchoring her quantum stuff to us.
That part makes sense, but it's been in theories. Oh. Yeah. Totally.
I read those papers too. I don't know. Do you want to play some Mario Kart 64 while we wait? I mean, we're kind of up.
Okay. All right. You play some Mario Kart 64. It's a good time.
I call Yoshi. That's cheap. I always play Bowser. Of course.
Because he's the beefiest. He is. Of course. I'm not going to play Toad.
Are you kidding me? That weak piece of shit. Time passes. What do y'all do?
Do we want to do that? Break it in her or BM? Oh, yeah. It seems like the only thing we have really.
Rubble want to do the BM. Wouldn't mind the cash, honestly. So, yeah, we call the girl. I think we had to wait two days or something like that.
A guy answers and he's like, hello. I golden arrow. What do you call? Oh, shit.
Who's calling? I got Rub-N-O-B-Rings on by Boss I-line. Okay. I was about to say.
Okay. Guy picks up. He's like, hello. Rub-N-O-B-R-Boss lady.
Okay. I can speak for her. She can't talk on the phone. Okay.
Can you meet us in Amberville? Yeah, I can do Rub-N-O-B-R-Boss. All right. He texts you that address.
Robo puts it in his GPS. It's one, two, three, four street road. This is the point in the game, wherever your DM doesn't want to make up shit. He's pissed off at all of you.
Oh, not pissed off. Not pissed off. I just I'm just not gonna make up a address. Okay, everybody it's time for a road trip And we rob every gas station We meet another Paul we meet a Jimmy either I'm all out of the car Sarah You give them all injuries All right, you make it to amberville and two one two three four street road No, no knocks on the door.
All right, some some guys they open the door They have like little um they look like a little pins on their jackets like little white circles with like a face inside kind of but they're Kind of spooky and they lead you in there like yes the boss is down this way and they lead you through some corridors and Into a room where there is a desk and in the in the seat across the table is like a white figure She's wearing like all the time clothes clothing that are kind of tattered and they can't seem to be like floating as if there was wind but there is none in the building and She speaks you hear a voice. It sounds kind of like hollow and equity and she's like welcome Hello, you uh, hi needed a job done Yes, thank you for calling. How are you this evening? Not doing too bad met my daughter this evening or the other day, but other than that doing pretty good You look like you're 12.
How can you have a daughter? I'm not sure myself Okay, I was your clothes flying when there's no wind in here. I'm a ghost jinkies She's like yes, I'm a ghost and I need your assistance. I don't know if you know, but there are an increasing number of clone troopers patrolling these streets and they are being equipped with Experimental technology within in the next few days and this experimental technology comes from The main industry in town and it is going to be able to affect Specters and ghosts and I can't have that I need you to break in and steal this technology So either we can find a way to counteract it or destroy it Girl, Mero will raise his hand Yes If you're a ghost can't you just ghost into the building?
No, the the building is protected The only I'm just I'm just seeing options the thing about this building is that it's it's a very large tower And the only way in is through the front door because everything else is protected in various different ways There's an electro magnetism. There is turrets There are all sorts of things that are blocking people from getting in a certain other ways You have to go into the front door, but once you're in there you can actually breach the building I mean it makes it fun. But I think you guys are apt enough to do it, right? Yeah, so do we need to get you in or do we need to actually reach the point where to retrieve this technology?
The building is Warded from ghosts so I can't get it at all But his clone troopers are making it very difficult for my business to to thrive And if he's coming up with technologies to be able to shoot and kill me or good, I can't run my empire That would be a detriment Yes Is there any other information that you can provide us or any equipment maybe? Equipment no, but I can provide you with the information we do have on the building Max is gonna get out his wallet like rummage to the money that he does have and just sigh Put it back as well. Put it back. Go ahead.
I'm sorry But was that some sort of vague hint that you need money? Oh, no, no, I was Simply down on my luck about a few personal things. Go ahead You will be paid very well. Do not fear about that Are you up for the job or not?
Because if you're not that I'm not going to give you the blueprints I think we're totally down to I'm pretty sure you're talking about direct industries. Yes, I think we're completely down for Taking them down He's gonna look too cold in an arrow and robo. I don't know if you need to take them down It just I want the technology destroyed so that they can't affect me Sure, oh, but don't always help And you will be rewarded handsomely for your assistance. Thank you very much I'll give you half now and half when you are done Seems like a pretty good deal good cuz I was running out of c4 She she weighs her hand and a guy comes in with a briefcase and he and he's handing it to golden arrow Go narrow takes the briefcase Like here's half of it.
You get the other half when you bring the technology to me go narrow will open it up and see how much money's in there $100,000 he takes $50,000 and stops it through the mouth hole of this $50,000 You've got a weird boulder around your neck A bunch of bricks Bricks of money, and she's like it. Do you want a second briefcase? I? Yeah, okay, she was a guy who brings another briefcase.
She's like you could have just asked for it in two briefcases I don't know your system. I didn't know this is a briefcase factory. It's not we just have a couple You never know when you need a spare briefcase I mean we have something full of drugs and we have something money in you figure that some point It would just be easier to buy the actual factory that makes a briefcase is save you money on briefcases It might or just rob a briefcase truck. I mean it kind of cuts into your profits though Like that's more time lost if you have to go rob the briefcase trucks And if you purchase it then you're just heading into that company's profits like I don't know if reekase those are kind of expensive But no one can look up a few companies for sale in an area Yeah, that's true But what if you buy just the raw materials you need to make briefcases and you have just a couple people working for free to build them Working for free.
Yeah, like under duress. Oh, that's slave labor. That's not okay Okay, that's not what well see yeah, that's I mean, that's just not good economic sense. It's extortion really well You gotta kind of care for them and that's a lot of time and effort and then you'd have to find more people after a while because they're probably going To die because you're pushing them over their hours And you really don't want ocean involved Of course, look I'm saying off the books because I don't really care about ocean I don't care if they die because I don't know if you know the implication of you being a ghost Oh wait, can you make ghost people can they do the jobs that the actual people can do as well?
No one I have killed has become a ghost I think you have to be under extreme emotional dress. I think it's the situation that I was under when I when I was murdered and then became a ghost So do you know big a friend good starting? No, I never had the pleasure No, what what about what no no no? No No, no, no, I thought of one involving a civil rights leader and I'm not gonna go that well I already have mommy Luther King What was that yours?
Gone. Decount. Gone. That's terrible.
That's the worst one. Gun die. I don't know. Gone.
D. Ooh boy. Oh, okay. Anyway.
Okay. Nelson Mandela. Oh, that's that's bad too. That's real bad.
I'm sorry about that one. Okay. She's like, is there anything else you need to ask me? I can give you the blueprints.
Okay. So she says, is there anything else you need for me because I can give you the blueprints of the building? Like, do you know where the turrets are and all that kind of stuff? We know a little bit about it.
I can give you the information I have. Okay. Yeah. That'd be cool.
Roboben, I need all the information you can give us. We're professionals. Okay. I mean, I'm taking a chance because I haven't heard much about your abilities, but I'm pretty well connected to the underground.
So if you do a good job, I'll spread the word and you'll get more jobs. Sounds fun. And to you. Thank you for your time and your money to take the briefcase off the table.
Thank you. Later. You're welcome. And we will contact you when we get the technology.
Okay. And don't don't screw me over because I'm a ghost and it's really hard to get rid of me. So yeah, this meeting was already haunting enough. Oh boy.
That's actually pretty clever. I enjoy that. Thank you. You're welcome.
She's like, I like your mochs again. Keep it up. Finger guns at her as we leave. She gives you some key finger guns back.
Oh, yeah. All right. So you leave boss a long office. Guys, do you think she could be the hookers?
Mother. What? She's dead. Oh, yeah.
That's right. Damn it. Did you do you want to bang that old lady? No, no, whatever gave you that idea.
Hold lady. The ghost lady. Oh, she didn't look to me. She's technically old.
Technically, yes. Technically, she is old. Like, like in the way that Edward Cullen was hundreds of years old, but he's still in 17. Very true, which was really gross, honestly.
Yeah. Can't comment. Never read it. Never saw.
You can comment because you know those facts. Well, true. I mean, yeah, it is a little creepy. Like that whole thing has always been a little weird to me.
Yeah, well, vampires in general. Yeah, like I was like the sexual exploitation of the empire's exploitation. I think they're the exploiters. Explorers.
That is what I meant to say. Yeah, sorry. The vampires advocacy group. All right.
All right. Anyway, you're standing outside of boss a lawns joint. So do we look up the information to kind of a rundown of what to expect from the front door? Yeah.
Are you going to go check out the building? Sure. I mean, kind of use the information she has. Okay.
First to see what to like kind of prepare for. Yeah, you see that there's a front door and it's usually pretty well guarded. And there's like information there on the clone soldiers. There seems to be like cloned police officers or like like buff crack shots that are all throughout the town.
And like there seems to be a bunch of those guarding the front entrance. So like it's going to be like the beginning like that scene in the matrix where they go in and have to find all the dudes. And you notice that the elevator situation in the building, like the elevator only like the building is really tall, but the elevator only goes up a couple floors and then somewhere else on the floor is another elevator that goes up another couple floors and then you know what I mean? Yeah, like zig zags.
Yeah, the elevator is staggered. So like every couple floors you have to get out, find the next elevator to go up a couple floors and get out, find the next elevator to go up a couple floors. So like there's a bunch of that shit going on. So there's absolutely no back entrance.