Villain Underground #16

Hey everybody and welcome to another episode of the Villain Underground. This episode 16 I believe, and I am your game minion, Alex Cricki-Krikey, and with me is Will. Hey guys, I'm broadcasting from a beautiful new apartment, Closet. And can I say it looks gorgeous?

I think it's high end. I mean, it looks like you got a spectacular view of some cuffs and some tails and buttons. Yeah, yeah. It's wonderful.

Also, we have Phil under the sea. Hello. So excited about the little mermaid I have. We have Ali.

What's up guys? And we have Cody. I'm not. Yeah.

Hi. Nice intro. It's best intro. Before we do anything else, I wanted to mention that we have started Patreon, and I wanted to give a very big special shout out to your boy, Brett.

Not only bought all of our stupid shirts, but also is supporting us on Patreon, which is bananas. So a big shout out to that, bro. He's very nice. He's very, very nice.

Thank you, Brett. Yeah. So I mean, we're totally, I think that's his name because that's Twitter. Yeah, his name is Brett.

Okay. I'm assuming. So let's do references, something I don't understand. He's been on GLD.

He's a good guy. Oh, awesome. Well, he's been on GLB, another fantastic podcast here at the S House Studio podcast. No work.

So yeah, so this is villains. Do we want to talk about what happened last time on Villanun Underground? I don't do the nose. No, we have to do the nose thing.

We're now broadcasting live on Twitch.tv, best like S House Studio. People can see the nose. Okay. Well, everybody's already touching their nose except for maybe Cody.

You never know. I'm gonna pick that. Will. Oh man.

Give us a rundown. This one's gonna be bad. Okay. So the villains have a new partner in crime, which is Deadshot.

She joined the Dead Eye. All right. So she can hang out at the mansion. There was some shooting gallery action going on in the backyard.

It's like a big frat house going on. Iron Justice is mad at us or something. They live in a satellite. Cody looked in my hole so we could look at the moon and then we decided to go to Atlantis because Golden Arrow got a lead on the Laurel wreath and he wants to go rassel some people.

See, I thought it would be the other way around. Usually you look at a you look at the moon before you look at the whole but it worked in some sort of situation there. You know, I'm not sure if I had a dream about this. Does Iron Justice have tentacles coming out of his back made of different types of flesh?

No. That's massacre. Yeah. Mascers.

You know, you don't have to remember what happens like Robonobo. Well, you can remember it like a normal human being. It's a same character. It's dedicated.

Okay. Yes. Good. All right.

All right. So you went under the sea and you had just gotten off of the train and are in Atlantis. I tried to breeze past doing things at latest but filled through a fit and said that he wanted to actually roleplay being an Atlantis. So that is entirely false.

I did not throw a fit. He gave me options. I took the path of least resistance which was fighting out apparently. You know what I meant was because we got the train had stopped and you guys got off and I was like, okay, you do this, that and this and you're like, no, I want to roleplay by flip flops.

That's true. I did do that. Yeah. So there you are.

You're off the train. You talked to the information counter lady and you are in Atlantis. And she told us where the the church of Poseidon was correct. There's a couple of churches up Poseidon.

Are you looking for the church Poseidon or are you looking for the palace? The palace the one where is it reptite or Neptune? I think it's Neptune, right? Riptide.

Sorry. Because Neptune is with the I'm just a king or whatever the guys that live in the satellite. They live there. It's the union of yours.

Thank you. Poseidon is the god. Riptide is the king. Yeah, he's the herald or whatever.

Yes. Yeah. I want to go to the palace where Riptide lives. So, uh, you just want to go to the palace or do you want to like explore some stuff around here?

I've never been here. Have you guys? I didn't even know it existed until now. Yes, the existence of a thing is interesting.

How did I get the glass from not collapsing? I don't. Are you asking somebody or just saying that out loud? No, just saying out loud looking around.

Okay. Oh, I look like the roller coaster. Is it the train we just came in on? Yes.

The train you just got off of. I was saying it's an indoor water park. It's even got one of those slides that goes on the outside of the dome and then comes back in. Because it's crappy indoor water park.

I think it drowned for like a millisecond. Yeah, it was crushed by pressure. All right. So you're standing up low.

It looks to be a lot of humans. I mean, there's a number of fish people too, but a lot of humans are kind of walking around. Looks pretty touristy. A lot of the fish people look like they're coming back from a commute.

Like they work in Latham's harbor, but then come back to the Latham's where they live, even though it's a very, very long train wreck. Where they drop their kids off at school. Wherever they go, their kids are in a school. I didn't want to make the show down.

Damn it. That was a very shitty joke. It was beautiful. Yeah.

So Golden Arrow wants to go to the palace and see Rip Tide. Okay. Everybody else following or is anyone else going to do anything different? No, I'll follow.

Okay. All right. Knox, Robonoble, are you following as well? Yeah.

I mean, I know. Robonoble has to follow because he's been put on one of those child leashes. Is it a monkey backpack? It's a human backpack.

Yes. Where did you get that? He put it on himself. Wait, so he's not just like walking him around?

I guess so. I'm going to treat me that to the bump in intelligence. He was just like, you know, I'm not smart enough to know anything, but I'm smart enough to know that I don't know anything. So here, hold on to my leash.

Okay. So you're head to the palace. It takes a little while because I mean, the land is a pretty large city, but you do see the palace. It is a very large building off of the distance.

And you're walking through the city. It seems like a busting metropolis. There's not a whole lot on the way, except that you're just kind of, you walk through a few different neighborhoods. Anything you guys do on the way or look out for, or how many steps get added to my Fitbit?

I'm not going to count steps. Is it different because these are nautical miles? That was the one. Sorry.

That was good. That actually took me off. Okay. No, they're not different.

Down here, they're measured in clicks. Anyway, you get to the palace. It's about a city's worth of steps. So it's a pretty long walk.

Okay. Cool. But you get to the palace. There's a number of fish guards kind of hanging around, and there does seem to be like a place to sign up for like a tour group.

I do so I sign up for the tour group. All right. They're like, the next tour is going to leave an hour and a half. Ah, good God.

I'll go up to the person that's manning that tour booth. Hi, I signed up for one of your tours, but I actually need to see Riptide. But now, ish, there's some important matters from the surface that I need to discuss with him. He's like, well, if you had important matters, you would have talked through one of your semesters and you would already have run in there.

I'm not looking for you to kind of give your spiel. I just kind of need to get in there like now. If they get an hour and a half, there's a tour. We'll take you through all the the pole palace.

But can I talk to Riptide on this tour? I don't know. Obviously, he like, he takes out a pad of paper to flip it through. Like, oh, we don't have a meet and greet tour today.

If you come back in a few days. A few days. Interesting. Well, can I talk to your supervisor?

I guess I can call my supervisor. Please, and thank you. Okay. He gets on the phone.

He's calling somebody. I stand there. He's like, here you go. He has either received it.

Hi. This is Golden Arrow. I'm from the surface and I need to talk to Riptide. Have you gone through the advisors?

Well, see, I am an advisor and I need to be put in contact with the correct people. The tour booth is not a place to go talk to the kid. I'm in a bit of a sticky wicket. Why are you bothering the tour booth for this?

I go to a guard or something. Are you a guard? I'm a tool booth manager. Can you please transfer me then?

You're outside of the palace. Yes. There's guards standing around. Can I speak to a guard supervisor?

It'll just, it takes out one step in the equation. Good sir. I just, the guard's going to ask me to talk to his supervisor. And I'm just saying you can connect me right now.

I can't. I can't. All right. I can't.

I can't deal with this anymore. This is going on. Can Knox, like, just, it's a super outside the palace. Can Knox start sneaking into the palace.

He's right out in front of it. Or what are you doing? Well, just like, if he's looking around, he's going to try to find a back alleyway or some place that's around the palace. Maybe there's like a underwater botanical garden or something.

Okay. There's a fish tank that will dive in that. Okay. So you're trying to, you're going to walk off and try to find somewhere to sneak.

Roll some sort of detection, like a, like a perception to find a good place to sneak in that. Oh, oh no. That's not okay. Like an investigate?

Yeah. Yep. That works. That's awesome.

Uh, that is a plus one. So a plus three and investigate. Okay. You think you see a pretty decent place.

You are still toting Robonob behind you because you're holding his leash. Okay. And just absolutely mindedly kind of towing him behind me as I'm finding someplace to sneak in. Okay.

All right. So you, there is a place to sneak in. Rit time is being, or sorry, uh, Golden Arrow is being put through a bunch of, uh, calls and being transferred. You mean the correct process?

Thank you. I'd like to point out it. Okay. Deni, what are you doing?

Uh, Golden Arrow seems to be trying to go through some sort of weird bureaucracy and Knox and Robonob will have just walked off. Um, did I notice? Noxone or another walk off? Uh, roll notice.

It's four days, right? Yep. My first time rolling something guys. Oh, okay.

That's a wash. So nothing zero. Okay. No, you didn't.

Why notice? All right. So I'm just gonna like hang out with Golden Arrow and patiently tapping my foot. Okay.

All right. Uh, Noxone Robonob. Uh, you found a place to sneak in. What do you do?

No, no, it's a wee sneak in here. I bet they got tickets to go see Atlantis more set. Oh my gosh. I didn't think of that.

Do you think they have directions because of the name? Thought. Uh, the copyright's be so, so bad. Um, do you want to sneak in here?

Should we just smash this one like in this wall? Should we just smash it down? Well, no, that would be a bunch of gods. Well, Golden Arrow could get in, right?

And Robon could climb. Oh, I guess that works. Um, Noxone's gonna put his arms up. Like, if Robon starts like getting up on his haunches, Knox would be like picking me up motion.

Robon will pick him up and we're going to attempt to climb into an entranceway. Okay. Roll stealth. Uh, got a minus one overall.

Well, uh, can I use my resources to give him like a plus two to that role? Uh, like taking my cake and putting it over him and using all right, roll resources. All right. Yay.

Oh, I got a plus one on that. Okay. You give him a plus one to it. So you're kind of muffling it.

You don't think you're being incredibly stealthy, but you make it in on a pose as a vow. All right. So you make it into a hallway, Golden Arrow, uh, eventually you get around to a point where a guard walks up to you because he was called to come get you. Um, and you figured out that there are like office hours and you can wait with a bunch of people that are also waiting to see him and be called in by the number that you have when you go in.

So like a waiting room, um, and you'll be taken as, uh, as needed or like as there's time available, you'll be let in to go talk to him. Do you go with the guards? I'm going to lean in and whisper to the guard. I need you to let me in now.

I'm a friend of Riptide and I have important, uh, I have important business with him and I'm going to use a stunt point. I'm sorry, a fake point. So you use one of my stunts, uh, which doubles my deceive for one scene. Okay.

So it makes it a plus six to my role. Okay. I got a plus three. So that is a plus nine to my deceive.

Yeah. Mine powers. Oh, he's like, oh yeah, that totally makes sense. Come with me.

Yes. I'm going to follow. Why did you just do this to a guard in the first place? Instead of getting on the phone because I want to talk to the guard supervisor before he used my stunts on him.

Okay. Okay. All right. So yeah, he's leading you into the battle.

This is my body guard. She comes with me. Well, makes sense? Yep.

I'm a very important person. Then I just like cross her arms and nod. All right. Golden, you do notice that, uh, knocks and robin, or not with you.

Okay. Okay. Fair enough. You don't care.

Um, long hair. Don't care. Um, I usually tend to get it short on the sides and then like the top is, oh, wait. Sorry.

I'm not going to go ahead. Short on the sides, top a little bit like, yeah, I'll just move over. Yeah. Okay.

But I don't, I still don't care. Yeah. My amount of caring is still irrelevant. My hair length.

Right. That's the do say. I'm not that unsure. The amount that I care is out of the world.

There's no direct correlation to the amount of care to my hair. Like I would wear that shirt. Oh, okay. All right.

So, uh, knocks and robin, elbow, you're in a hallway. Um, you don't seem to have been noticed yet. Um, but since you are pretty close to the entrance, you do notice people coming in and out and you see that golden arrow and that I are being, uh, escorted by a couple of guards into the palace. Oh, no, they've already been captured.

No, no, not what are you thinking about? Wait, does this look a random like question thing? I would, I mean, currently I was thinking about like, uh, undersea animals, we could like mutate them, but no, no, what's the plan? They, oh, the plan.

They, they tend to get in trouble. Oh, no, this seems like a stick. I don't, I can't even, I can't even follow that. That's too good.

Whatever it was. I'm sure they didn't do it on pockets. Hopefully the scales of justice would be the most. Is there a way to uninstall the palm driver?

No, it's awesome. Wait, okay. Well, no, we should, we should go save them even if it's just for the halibut. I could imagine you guys like in the two weeks we've had off just writing down funds and just, you've got a list taped to the side of your monitor.

It does sound a little fishy. It does not, geez, don't be so crabby, Phil. God damn it. Oh my god.

Why? Okay. Okay. So what are you actually doing?

Besides we're making fun of this. Oh gosh. I guess we're trying to find a, uh, I want to try to find like a guard room. Look at the important guard room.

Okay. Um, both of you have to make a self role to go find a place unnoticed. Oh, geez, Robo's got a minus two. Well, he's kind of like walking heavy and funny for some reason.

And so he's kind of like dragging and like knocking into walls as he's walking around. Well, thankfully Knox has his certain suit on. So he gets like a fuller total for self. You, okay, Knox, you, you figure that if you were on your own, you wouldn't have been detected at all.

But Roba no was kind of like walking weird and he like crashes into like drags arm on a wall and makes it really without scraping. And a couple of cards come over and they're like, excuse me, did you get lost from the tour group? Uh, Knox is like against the wall, like just like arms up. Just kind of no, no, no, no, no, no, no, hello, little monkey, little boy, are you lost?

You need to be taken back to the tour group. He's just like, no, okay, where are you supposed to be? Roba plant Delta. And then he just starts running on.

We just start running in opposite directions, opposite directions. Yes. Okay. All right.

The guard is like, what is going on? All right. So you're both running in opposite directions and getting lost in the palace. All right.

Golden Arrow and I you get walked through the palace. It's kind of like a big, long, windy thing. And you enter into a very large room where like it looks like a couple of people are talking at the far end, but the room is really large and it's very, very tall under a big dome. On the far end, there is like a throne that's like kind of coming out of what looks like a waterfall.

And it's kind of like partly coral and like sea life that kind of comes out of a waterfall and forms this really large throne. And it's right against a waterfall that comes all the way from like the top of the dome down. So it's like, you're just like rushing water. And on the throne is a man.

And he looks like he was once human, but is like partly transformed. Like he has scales all over his chest and arms and like gills on his neck. He has a big trident and kind of like log shaggy here. And it looks like he's kind of wearing shorts that are like swimming suit material.

And he's got like scale lights and lights. And he's talking to another few fish people and they seem like they're having some pretty fish business. It takes a while to walk to the other side of the room because it's so big. And all along the side, there are like fish guards just kind of standing there with like tridents.

So you're like walking down this big long carpet to this group of people that are having a discussion. I will stay about, excuse me, probably about 25 feet off and let them finish their official business and just kind of wait patiently. All right. By the time you get to about 25 feet and the guard interrupts them and says, Riptide, your friend is here.

He came for the news and Riptide, he looks up and he's like, who are you? Hi, my name is Golden Arrow. Okay. What are you doing?

I have something to ask of you, Andrew, God Poseidon. Why didn't you just go to one of the churches and pray? It's a little bit more intensive, I would say. Do you know a man called Maximus Mann?

Yes. Don't you think he's kind of a dick? He's kind of an ass, right? Really?

I've only ever talked to him three or four times. I mean, all that human, the maximum of human potential and he just kind of is a douche about it, you know? He just kind of walks around like, oh, look at me. I'm, you know, Maximus.

What does any of this have to do with me? I'd like Poseidon to sponsor me in the Olympic Games and I need the Laurel wreath from Maximus Mann. He doesn't deserve it. I do.

I don't understand why you're bothering me with this. You have like the direct connection to Poseidon and like, you can help and I know you a favor or I could do something for you now. I got time. I assume the games are right now.

No, they're not. Um, what? I don't, I don't know what you're bringing. I'm running a kingdom here.

Like I've got a lot going on. Exactly. You have a lot to go. You have a lot going on.

I could help you with a little bit of that if you help me with a lot of bit of this. What are you offering? General help. Pretty strong, as you can see and I flex and it's good and he likes it.

You're just, you're telling me that he likes to apply a zoom. My physique is a plus five. Alex. I'm not short on manpower.

I don't understand. But are you short on mind power and he lifts himself up? I know some, I know some, I know some people with mind powers. I just look, there are plenty of ways to get in touch with Poseidon without coming and bothering.

Oh, sorry. You could throw a bottle into the ocean. You could go pray at a thing. You can go bug the Cyclops.

He hates that. I just, I'm not seeing the advantage to me to help you out right now. If I'm just all the cards on the table, I didn't know about those ways. Somebody told me about this.

Actually, one of your missionaries, they're doing good work up there. They told me about this and I was like, hey, Max, this man's a dick. This guy can help A to B equal C, which is me getting the Laurel wreath. If you really want to get into the Olympic games, you really don't need sponsorship.

You just need to get there. Ah, any any able-bodied free man may join the Olympic game. Very cool. Can you tell me how?

You have to climb onto Lippis with the intention of joining the Olympic games. Did I, do you have a piece of paper and a pen? Are you asking? No, did I?

Oh, yeah, I do. Hey, can you take notes? Sure. So we have to climb Mount Rainer with the intention of getting up to the Olympic Games.

Oh, I'm sorry, I miss her to you. What is Mount Rainer? Just made up about it. No, yes, no.

And that's it. Is there like a ski lift? No, you have to climb it. You have to be willing to climb it bare-handed.

Where's Mount Olympus at? Greece. It's on Google Maps. You can find this.

Interesting. Do you need any help? Around here? The only help I need is to not be disturbed.

Oh, I take it. You want me to leave then? That would be preferable. Cool.

Did I? You got any questions? Just one, but it can wait. Oh, I mean, he's right there.

That was not for him. Oh, it's for me. Or is it for that guard? No, it's for you.

Okay, sorry. Alex, what would I have to roll to shut down the power of this facility? At this exact moment? Don't collapse as a meal draft.

It's hydropowered. It's nearly impossible to shut the power down. Damn, new age, power sources. Okay, so he's like, is there anything else you want right now?

My guard seems to like you, so I'm being much kinder than I have on others. I mean, you could follow me on social media if you have any. I'm not. Any questions to ask?

Okay, so in fact, the moment you leave here, I'm going to to forget your name. It's Golden Arrow, though. Okay, I believe. Okay.

I suppose this is goodbye. I'm just turning around and walking away. Okay. All right, Robonobo, you're running through the halls.

You come across a big platoon of fish guards and they're like, Robon monkey, what are you doing in here? Get out of here. Shoot. And they're trying to shoot you towards the door.

Robo is going to open up his chest compartment and remove the 80 pound bag of quick creat that he picked up at the Home Depot on the way there. And he's just going to chuck it at these guards. Okay. All right.

You've chucked the guards. They're all covered in quick creep powder. Are they kind of wet at least being fish people? They're a little bit wet.

It's gross, so they don't like it. It's not going to kill them immediately though. So are you running away from them now? Yes.

Okay. All right, Knox, here's running the opposite direction. You come to the tour group and they're in a big hallway with a bunch of artwork all around it. And the tour guide is like, oh, were you last year coming to the tour group?

Would you try to shuffle you and just go to your mom and then she starts talking about artwork on the walls? As we go through, can I steal one of the pieces of artwork on the walls? Roll burglary. That was a great, but a two?

You're able to steal a smaller piece like a statue. Okay. Like a small statue. Yeah.

Yeah, you you steal a small item from the museum area. And as the tour group is walking out of the art area, Golden Arrow and Dedai going walking out of the deeper part of the palace. I'm going to look at Knox. Like, son, did you run off again?

Get over here. Just like stare at Golden Arrow for a second. You're like, help. Some man is attacking me.

This man is a bad. He's a stranger. All the people just kind of look at you awkwardly, but much like on the hidden camera shows, no one cares. Okay.

Okay. So fine. Your mother and I are like, you're both dressed like idiots. And they assume that you're together.

Because you're the only one most people are wearing like either guard clothes or civilian clothes and you're the only three dressed like morons. Well, before we go, father, I need to find Rocky. Wink, wink. I can't see the winking behind his giant metal mask.

That's why he said it. Well, fine. Let's go activate his low jack and find him. Where are you guys going?

Because the tour guys like the end of tours this way. We have to go. We're going to authorize to go in that way. We lost our son.

Aren't you going to help us find him? Oh, what does he look like? A giant or small robot monkey. You have a son that is a robot monkey.

Look, I don't tell you about your family. I'm just I'm asking to clarify. You're a fish people. How dare you?

That's really racist Oh, I was asking to clarify. So I know what to say in the radio. We told you once that he's a monkey. He's a small robotic monkey.

Sir, can you control your child? You two, man. Can you control your child? You two can you control your kid?

There are a couple of seconds. Um, she gets on the radio and she radios out and so he's like, yeah, I just saw him and be winged. And she's like, okay, we'll bring you guys out to the visitor area. We'll bring the monkey out to you.

You don't know how to properly handle him. We should be the ones that go find him. No, sir, it's just going to call Robo on the blue tooth inside like I free them from their cells. We're at the entrance now.

Come back. Okay, I'm on the way, Knox. Honestly, I'm not happy about the current situation. I've got to get out of here before we get into more trouble.

It's all right. I already made a couple of waves in there. Roll notice. Well, that is a wash with nothing for notice.

I was zero. Okay. You think you're heading in the direction of the door, but you seem to have gotten lost in the cabin in like the the labyrinthine palace. I'm gonna call Knox back.

Knox. I don't know where I am. Oh, we're in the Atlantis. Why did you need to look something up specifically?

I'm lost in the dome palace. I'm a little scared. I need to get out of here. Oh, your GPS might not work down your damn it.

Um, um, start crying. That's what I usually do. I'm really freaking out, Knox. I don't like being in here.

I'm sorry. It's mashing the dome. It'll be okay. Don't smash the dome.

What do you do? You'll definitely take down the stream if you do that. Okay, just sorry. Is there any like noticeable locations in you?

Actually, if there's any artwork, go ahead. Take that. Okay. But is there anything else notable around you?

Is there artwork or anything noticeable around me, Alex? Um, it looks like you are in kind of, uh, like a living space. Like there's like actual bedrooms and like a kitchen. Okay.

Is there a computer? Yes, there's a computer. Okay. I would like to go on the computer.

Okay. You go on the computer. There is a, like a messenger, like email thing open. And it looks like somebody was having a conversation.

Yeah. What does it say? Um, it is a conversation with someone called Rubber Maiden. Um, and it's just talking about the state of court, Star City.

Okay. And it was Rubber Maiden's the recipient of the messages. Yeah. I mean, she's talking back and forth.

It looks like a, like a G-chat style. Okay. And what was she saying about the state of the city? She's talking about like local buildings giving trouble and that, um, they haven't seen each other in a while and they can use it outside.

But Road Time doesn't seem to be like super into going and helping. Okay. Um, Robo's going to respond with whoever's log in is, is currently on this chat. And he's going to say, uh, he can, uh, tell me more about these villains.

Riptide would be happy to help. You're saying Riptide in third person. Oh, is it Riptide's? Uh, yes.

Okay. I will be happy to help. Okay. Uh, there's no response.

It doesn't seem like she's gotten it or seen it yet. And are you gonna wait or are you gonna tell them? Um, he's going to also type in after a few seconds and you smell like butts and hit send and then, uh, continue looking around the room. Is there anything else in there that would be of any, uh, use to him?

Uh, no, it looks like a, like a pretty normal, like living chamber. It's pretty high end. Um, but it looks like somebody, the first time those shares are kind of minimalist and the things that they own. Okay.

Yeah. Um, these guys start picking up like small things of value and taking it with them. And in the meantime, send the description of the room back to the group with all through Knox. Okay.

Anybody do anything with that information? Look for a diary underneath their bed. We can get some juicy tidbits. Is it Riptide's room?

Oh, Covenera got it. It's Riptide's room. Okay. Cool.

Uh, uh, do you have anything in your inventory that kind of resembles, um, defecation or can you defecate on his bed? We need to do this. Does he have a, uh, a private bathroom? Yes.

Okay. Robos gonna upper decker the toilet and then make his way out of there. Uh, don't you remember you poop C4? No.

You don't remember that? I remember you doing it. I remember that too. Episode like one.

So he upper deckers the toilet with C4. Yeah. Okay. And I'm gonna try to make my way back to the group.

Okay. All right. Uh, you make your way back to the group and there you all are, at the entrance of the battle. So they're like, okay, now that you got your kid back, you can, you can go.

Okay. Thank you for helping us. Come on, family. Let's move along.

Yes. Let us go. Let us be so nondescript as casual as we can. That I just follow in your eyes.

Father, should we go to the baseball game this evening? Of course. After we get ice cream, son. Should we?

Oh boy. Okay. So you're leaving the fouls. What do you guys go?

What do you guys do? Uh, so I have to climb Mount Olympus in Greece. Right. So that's my question.

Can't you lie? Oh, yeah. I mean, I can. So, so wouldn't that be way easier?

Yeah. That's what I'm thinking. Like it should only take me like, I don't know, 20, 30 minutes or so. I mean, of course, once I get to Greece, but well, if we're flying to Greece anyway, why can't we just take the plane, fly over the mountain and then just drop you off?

Oh, I assume like they're kind of gods. So I'm going to like, touch the mountain, but really just be lifting myself. Like I'm going to have my hands on it and act like I'm climbing, but I'm really just lifting myself. I'm really good at deceiving people.

Oh, I know, trust me. So that's my plan. Or we could still just go try to kill Maximus made in the streets. I'm fine with that, too.