Well, it's already been stated that Golden Arrow does not do steroids and will never do steroids. Okay, it's cheating. Oh, it's 100% cheating. But, like, so if he did him, just might like, oh, he was starting his balls being small because everything else on him is big.
I guess I can't make that argument. Well, that we're gonna introduce you to a brand new episode of Villan under ground. We are live from where are we? We got to be quickly gone.
We got to be quickly gone. Yeah, okay. Hold on. Hold on.
We're not live. We are live. Mm-hmm. I called in through Google.
Hang out. Is that okay? I did that boat. I did that boat.
So you're gonna stop much better than we are because we're unofficially recording at the table. Especially when you hit the table, I'll screw you. Oh, again. Okay.
Noise cancel. Noise cancel. So we're unofficially recording a podcast off the back of another event for other podcasts. Yeah, you know whatever.
So, fucking, we're the pirate radio. We're a radio free rascal. Welcome to 105. Five of the weasel.
No, the weasel is a different podcast. You're not. How many podcasts do you do? Cody.
Cody, tell me all of your podcasts right now. Also, who are you? Well, I love you. I'll do the intro.
First of all. I am the game mustard. Alex, geekly concator. And with me today, is the game beef, Phil?
I was gonna say I'm the game moist wipe. But, yeah. Moistys. Moistys.
Moistys. Moistys. No, actually, I got only some. He's fucking moving.
Okay. I just just like, all right. So I'm sorry for the potato episode, I know the game potato. I just decided to just like work.
All right, so sorry for the potato episode. And what is the game potato? Well, hey guys, that's okay. All right, I'm filled by the way.
Can we say that? Okay, we said game. Yeah, the game beat. I hope that you don't expect a good episode this time.
Okay, so then we got the game cheese. Go. Cheesy as hell and also very moist. Moist.
The top two. And the lotion of the moist joking. And we got the game relish. Allie.
The relish? Relish. I still think you need to be sauerkraut. No.
Did you sauerkraut us? Oh, sauerkraut's gross though. Oh, it's not. It's awesome.
It was like wait, is that like German? We're the least professional. We're never going to make this. So it's perfectly fine.
Poor beer. In a room where it's supposed to drink away from the microphone. Oh, I'm sure college university places. Hey, look, look, let me shout out to my front desk guy.
Celien, thanks man. That can't be pronounced correct. Celien, it's like Celien. It's like Celien.
Celien, okay, Celien. Should we do a podcast? Yeah, let's do it. So what happened last time?
We've got limited time because this room is going to be invaded by Quizrs in a little bit. Speaking of invaded, we got invaded by some heroes. You did the invading first of all. No, no, no, no, no.
We were doing thing and that came to us. So they did the invasion. You backed them. Anyway, so who wants to tell us exactly what happened last time?
I just did. Okay, all right. We went to what's it? Steel City.
Steel City. We went to that. We knocked over a 7-Eleven. Yep.
Second color? Yeah. This is what I'm operating there. Because I was just going to do the same thing over and over.
Kill some cops. Kill some cops. You shot them. You didn't say you were particularly face shooting them.
So I just assumed that you downed them. Oh yeah, that's right. I just checked them out of the way. I just rolled them out of my face shooting them.
And then the missing link is one of them. It's Maximus Mann. Okay, just the missing link. Okay, fine.
You know what you do it. You know what I don't remember. It's Maximus Mann the missing link. The evolutionary and life cycle.
Yeah, yeah. No, but I should have some here. No, what? Creationism?
Oh, yeah, no. Atheists. Atheists. What?
Well, I'm a Buddhist monk here. Calm down. Do not. Okay, and it doesn't matter.
All right. So there you are. They are there. I'm just pointing out what I'm not with them.
I'm still right outside the door that's I'm loving. Oh, yeah. Right off. You are on the ground.
Yes. Okay. I just want to make sure. Yeah.
If your girls are looking at them. Right. Yeah, David, I hate Max. I get to look you in the eyes and tell you how much I hate.
Oh, trust me. It goes just as well over looking. The salt comes through. So we're playing real unofficial right now.
Philip, go first. Yeah. Let's roll them. Mine powers.
All of them I believe can fly. Was that correct? No. No, okay.
One of the guys has like chains for arms, right? I was missing because actually a man made of chains. Yeah. Just follow your tail.
Yeah. I'm golden. I was looking at a steel one. I think become the new.
Yeah. I'm going to take out Maximus, man. He's a big old threat to me. Okay.
So this is 7-11. I imagine it's got a bunch of propane tanks on the side of it. That is all 7-11s do. Right.
And I'm going to use my mine powers to lift that cage and throw them at him. Roll for it. Yeah. Let's do this.
I can't lie about rolls now. Hey, I'm getting energy. Neutral on the roll. I'm actually using fake that which is weird.
However, my physique is a plus four, so I've got a four. Okay. Okay. So you hit with a three.
I'll give you extra explosion for explosion. I'm not blowing them up. I'm just throwing them. Oh, you're not actually a bludgeoning bludgeoning.
Oh, okay. Well, obviously I want the propane in the cage, but I'm not like unlocking the cage. Right. Okay.
I just want a bludgeon to shit out. Right. So then you're hitting for three. Yeah, four.
Oh, you. No, but you roll the one. Okay. Sorry.
Sorry. So you did for three. Okay. Uh, roll me nobies.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Anyway.
All right. So that's a one on a roll. I believe I have a plus four for shoot. So that's five.
It's five. Yeah. Okay. Are you rolling to damage or create an advantage?
Uh, let's go with create advantage. Okay. Name the advantage you create. Fireball.
Okay. All right. You create the advantage of fireball. There's a massive fireball.
Um, what was your, did you get plus five on it? I got plus one plus my four to shoot. So five. Yeah.
I'll say three instances of fireball. People kind of exploit to do extra on their rules. David, I thought you were supposed to be a damaging character. Now one of these advantage created characters.
Like the other two people on their team. What do we know? Okay. Are they all still on top of the seven at 11?
No, they all jumped down. They all jumped down. Yes. Okay.
Do we still have police cars around us? Uh, yes. One of them has lifted up on its tires like they were hind legs and it looks like it is now like a cartoon car. Like it is animated and alive.
Oh, she's a photographer fighting Transformers. Oh, well, well, well, well, well, well. It's a lot less transformers and a lot more. You remember those lieutunes where like the cars would come home and like their headlights or eyes?
They're walking around. It's a lot more like that. Okay. There's totally the Kingdom Hearts 2 enemy.
Is that basically that? I have never played a Kingdom Hearts game. So I would have known. But it's that.
They're walking cars. But there is a non animated car around. Are they all animated? No, there's one of them that's animated.
It looks like it's running towards a golden arrow. Okay. I would like to use my physique to throw the un animated car at the animated car in order to create advantage, not to attack it. Okay.
Are there a B. So, it's a four. Okay. There are two uses of what are you intending your advantage?
Incoming object. Okay. Okay. All right.
So there's two uses of the big weird car mess that's happening, right? That's a try see if there's a joke and I can't think of it. I don't want something to do with helicopters. I mean, some things are just a face value.
I thought he was making a goof and I was going to solve it. Oh, you wanted a pun. Yeah. Okay.
Yeah. That's a brand. Okay. It's so knocked.
It's your turn. Oh, God. Oh, no. Can I just leave?
What do you really want to do? Yeah. This is not a stealth back inside of someone. You're already in a stealthy.
I'm outside the door. Okay. Okay. So that's a plus my three plus one.
So the four still secret advantage. Oh, no, there. Okay. You sneak back into the 7-Eleven.
I noticed. I'm just kidding. I'm just giving myself an opportunity. Alright.
Maximus Man runs up and tries to punch. Go narrow. Go to it. He gets a two fight.
Oh, for what the hell. My fight is a plus two. So what'd you roll? Zero.
I washed. Okay. So just wash. Okay.
Evolutionary runs up and tries to hit. Robynobes. And she is in physical mode currently. So she rolls a polar on physical punches.
Robynobes is going to be too much. Alright, athletics. We're gonna be in. So wash for you.
Okay. I suck, guys. It's not negative category. Negative I think are worse.
You should see mine. Missing Link is trying to create an advantage against dead eye of disarmed. He's trying to knock the guns out of your hands. And he made his whip attack by three.
Do I defend? Yeah, you have to use a defense. Okay. Well, I can use shoot rather than fight from going to shoot just out of the air.
Okay. So that's five. Jesus, okay. You're able to defend against it.
Uh, get out of the way. Life cycle, the car is tumbling. But, um, she's trying to make it hit. Uh, go on there anyway.
Oh, negative one. The car is not gonna fight. Good at fucking. A machine that's never been incensed.
I'm gonna be beating up with things. I really wish you just fight as a plus. Okay. Alright.
You guys are turning. Are we going to let Phil go first or are you going first? Don't go first. Yeah.
I wish this was a visual podcast. This is the most hilarious thing ever. Just like a cool one. Sorry.
We can put it up on Twitter. And then it's like, I'm on the people. It's between it. This thing I did.
Yeah. So, I'm an X-mas man. Pretty hurt, huh? He got hurt.
But there's also a fireball and a tumbling rocket. So that'll be fun. I'm gonna fly above the fireball and I'm going to hit Maximus man and I'm going to carry him into the fireball with me. Okay.
So I'm gonna attack using fireball using the plus two essentially. Okay. I'm gonna shoot damage. It's the spook.
That's right. There. Oh, damn. Double, damn.
It's been the big point of reroll. Yeah, sure. I'll do that. I think you got three of them.
Double. Okay. That's actually okay. That is a five with the advantage.
Or I'm sorry, seven with the advantage. He rolled an eight one. So, I'm gonna go for a chance. Yeah.
You're in pretty bad. How's the wreath doing? Okay. Magic.
He's fine. Okay. Super different. So are you gonna go out or you're gonna let him go?
I'm gonna go down. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Okay. So that's five. Okay. He does it seems to dodge.
Your bullets hit him pretty well. You do notice that bullets don't do a log against chain. So you hit him center mass. He's made of chains.
It's him. You probably nicked a couple of them. Yeah. He's like really?
Never mind. Have you never seen a Transformers movie? He can have a motion. It's like a bag of tickets.
Okay. He's like talking bike chain. That's gonna be like jewelry chain. He just around his eyes in his mouth.
I'm like shiny. He's like a pencil thin mustache. I'm not good enough to draw that. He's gonna finish.
Maybe he is. It's sweet. Oh, can't be? A robin elbow.
What do you do? The tumbling car. Where is the headed to? It's headed for the general group.
Because everyone's kind of in a big group and the car's just kind of slowly tumbling. Okay. I would like to use an advantage from the car catastrophe. Okay.
I'm gonna use my fight to push the evolutionary into the car. Okay. Are you either gonna say fireball? Okay.
So you're gonna into the other car? No, it's the tumbling car. Like I said, it's a supplement to my core fight skills. Okay.
So you're getting a plus two to fight. You know you can use more than one advantage, right? Oh. So you can use the tumbling car and the fireball at the same time to like, explore the car.
Yeah. It's gonna plus four. Okay. Let's do that.
All right. So you're going to hit the evolutionary with the tumbling car into the fireball. Okay. So you get a plus four.
No, it's a wash. So my fight is... Yeah. It's a two.
So six. Six. All right. You gotta go check out one.
That's five. Keep these guys in the ass. I'm not sure. Okay.
I'm not even sure. Is it my turn? Yeah. What do you do?
So I'm back inside. I say hi to Jerry. What was his name? Good to Jerry.
Yeah. Jerry. What's up Jerry? Hi.
You're really messing up the parking lot out there. Yes. You might have to borrow your slash machine real quick. Can I stop you?
Not really. There's no reason to ask man. Okay. The name just calls three and toss it to the top and the bottom of the door.
Is it one of those sliding doors? It was one of the opening doors. It's a sliding door. It's a sliding doorfoot when you go out and you stand on it.
It opens up. Yeah. So he's going to attach to the bottom and the top and attach it to the selection machine and then I'm going to create advantage using these gadgets. What's the advantage called?
It's called . . . this is called .
. . it's time to chill out. So you're basically shooting a slouch machine into the parking lot.
Mmhmm. Okay. All right. So the selection time is all over the parking lot.
Not yet. I'm going to create advantage because I got into that shit. Okay. Yeah.
So roll to do the slouch time. resources, which is not a three, is a two. Right now, because I'm on plane. Oh, it went up for that.
Every session read it, so does three. All right, so it's a plus three. Okay, so I will give two uses of Slushy Time. So now there is Slushy all over the plane.
So I've got Cherry and Grey. Yeah, it looks like it looks like it grows. Okay, if we want to release a Patreon exclusive ringtone, Cody's saying it's Slushy Time. I can get that out of you up.
Did I actually say it's Slushy Time at any point? It's Slushy Time, baby. It's Slushy Time. I think it's exactly what he said.
All right, okay, Max was a man goes for punch. He gets a one. They're rolling really bad. Wait, what is his name again?
Max was a man. Are you sure? Oh, yeah. We're not finding minimum man.
No, he's just rolling really bad. Oh, you're not finding any way. Aw, bird. I mean, oh man.
I only got a plus one. But you can watch out there. Missing Link attacks die. He gets a three.
Oh shit. I get half a seven. All right, you defend. All right.
Gun food. Gun food. The evolution area was knocked back by the car. She was in beast mode.
Like she was like big and bulky. She instantly shrinks back to normal human size and then gets smaller and her head gets really huge and she starts reworking wires in the car. Okay, that makes sense. That makes sense.
Okay, just processing. Yeah, it's like, she went from a devol state to a hyper-vault state. Does that make sense? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I get what you think humans will look like in two million years. It's okay. Are they all Alex tells it that all? Yeah, false.
No hair anywhere. People are like, it's like a seal on silk. People are clean. You're in key.
All right, life cycle. Shit, what's she gonna do? She goes over the car. She animates a telephone pole and like a snake, it tries to wrap around, gold at arrow.
Like a fight against the snake telephone pole. Ooh, three. Zero. Okay, we created advantage of you are bound.
Okay, so no actual damage, just advantage. You're bound so all the people can use that against you. Sweet. This is my turn.
Yup, how's my accent span looking? Not great. Like minimum, man. Yeah, yeah, okay, cool.
Do you think you currently have three different advantages you can take? Yeah. The slushy all over the ground, the car is still kind of in motion and there is still fire all over the place. Okay, I would like to, while I'm bound, I'm going to use my mind powers to push the tumbling car slightly over towards the slushy pile and make it slip and either land on Maximus Man or land into the, actually land into the fire which then will explode in your Maximus Man.
Okay, so you can use all three? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm gonna do all of that. All right, do I take advantage for the bounds since it's my mind power?
Nope. I'll leave you trying to talk about it in my nose. Yeah. That is a plus three plus two, plus four nine or so?
Two, four, six, so six, four, all of the, because you're using everyone. Correct, yeah, so that's the plus nine. Okay, he's out. He's running.
Yeah. In fact, that was such a big explosion. I'm gonna give somebody else a little bit of damage. Hey, it's cool.
Because, I'm missing like, on the car running. Okay, so then are you going or letting, or did I go in or letting Robe and Abil go? I'm gonna go. Wait, no, let Knox go.
Could be good advantage. She actually would have been a slushy. Is everything okay? I love you, John.
No, no, no, no. I actually literally went to go and check the doors for people if they were gonna come inside and there was literally a person coming inside of that exact moment. I'm nice. So, did I, does any time you want to interrupt and take your turn?
I don't know, but it's gonna be Robe and Abil's and I'll say take it. Okay, it's Robe and Abil's. All right, you take it. Okay, yeah, yeah.
Okay, so Robe and Abil is going to spend a fake point who use his Swiss monkey ranch ability. Nice. I'm gonna transform one of his arms into a fishing pole. It's like a fly reel.
And he's gonna send that out to hook onto part of the missing links chain to create an advantage by reeling some of that in. Okay, all right. Okay, go for it. Where's that advantage?
Time to unwind. Yes! All right, good for it. Go for it.
All right. I'm not rolling that. Crafts. Yep, craft.
That would be perfect. And what's to watch on that is three. All right, you got one. So you get two uses of unwind against it, right?
You're doing an advantage. Okay. All right. What are you doing?
All right, so then. I'm gonna shoot what's your face? I don't know what I'm doing right, but I'm here. I'm gonna shoot what's your face in your big damn head.
Okay. I feel like she's shooting an advantage for being me. Oh, it's kind of fucking, that's, yeah. I'm gonna turn you into skills.
Oh. So that's a5. A5? Yeah.
All right. Okay. I'm gonna shoot each of these out. She was not currently physical.
I'm gonna take that, man. Yeah. All right. That's awesome.
So then, nox. It's time to win a C11. Which weapon will you go? It's Lushie time.
It's already been slushie time. He put his lefty on it. Well, I'm not tired yet. Oh, but we already used it.
Oh, you guys are used to it. I thought you were all to greet the amendment. Yeah. Oh, okay.
All right, guess what works. What do you want to do now? I actually pick up Jerry and throw him at the... You can just throw a guy out the window.
You are 14. You look vulgar, man. You do not have super strong. Nothing can stop him, though.
Jerry has stopped him. Don't wake up. Stop me. Can I provoke Jerry?
I don't know. If you want to, he's not really part of this fight. I'm like, I'm super hero. Dude, there's the two out there and they have two people following.
If I yell at them, they'll know where I am. Here's the thing. There were four people, two of which were fighters. They're both out.
One of which is a man in chains being unwound and the other is like a 14-year-old girl. So you can go and intimidate. This is prime for Knox to do a thing. Okay, all right.
So I'm going to walk outside and use my nagging skill. So Knox likes to have steps on it. I'm the little thing that opens up. Greetings, heroes.
You've already been defeated by us. Guys, we don't have a name. Are you trying to roll intimidate? Because I need a name.
What are you trying to do? I'm going to empathize with the heroes. Emphasize? Why?
What are you doing? What is your end goal? Maybe they have a good name for us. Okay, roll for that.
I'll put that. Okay, I'll look at it. There's so many useful things you can do. Everyone else?
Everything? Okay. You're just looking around like... I'm going to make a reveal.
I'm supposed to make a reveal. I got A0. So I'm watching the dice and I got plus two empathy. So I'm going to stare at max and I go, do you think?
You're not out. Oh, oh. No one fails. I'm going to look over to the 14-year-old.
What do you think about Knox's Avengers? Is that good? No, no, no. She's listed for use.
Knox? Unoxicated? Maybe? No.
Rob, we need a name. Alright, so you wasted no time. Uh, um, I'm missing. They don't know what's the name of your thing.
Because the man may have changed. I can't talk. Missing like it tries to attack Romanovo. Uh, two.
Um, he will attempt to fight back with him. Alright, just got skills. Uh, ooh. And he's got A-1.
So you take three. Oh, okay. Life cycle tries to attack. Uh, maybe more program.
Golden arrow. Oh cool. Using the bounds. Oh, his snake tries to hit you like the top of the lamp post gets in right near your face, trying to smash you in the face.
Oh cool. Alright, so the plus two plus. Oh god. It's basically just three because they have one and rolled it.
Okay. Yeah. I rolled a wash and have plus four to physique. Or in a fight.
Uh, it would be fight. Wait no, but you can use physique as fight because you have the beef. Yeah. I'm just kind of like standing there getting bashed in the face.
You were standing because it was only three. Yeah. Okay, so it did nothing. So now you guys did not free turn.
I'm next to go for it. I'm still bound by the snake. I don't know. It's a really big little child controlling it.