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Jul 15, 2016 53 min

Villain Underground #19

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Iron Justice has come to stop the group after the death of Maximus Man. Iron Justice? Pffft. What can he do? Seems like a pushover. Villain Underground is a real play super powered FATE podcast. Super Villain comics for your ears! This game's mustard is Alex (@happypuke), and Villians are Knox (Cody - @codedude3), Golden Arrow (Phil - @canada_phillip), Robonobo (Will - @rollwill_), and Deadeye (Ali - @aluminum_Iodide) Made possible from support from: Johnny Scott, Philip Canada, Will, Brett Lairscey, Ashleh

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Hello and welcome to another episode of filling underground. I am your game mustard Alex Captain Morgan cater I am here with a few villainous villains. They are played by humans. These are those humans names.

Ally Are you there? It was you Not ready That too, I mean, I guess she's getting bamed in the Wi-Fi and then we got will hey guys I'm will drink and paying and sitting in a closet. All right, very good. We've got Cody Sounds like a 90s pop song and we've got Phil.

I like my episode 19. He's shaking that stirred. Oh That's the joke. He almost got mad at Ali for ruining Okay, when you said 19 that's not what I thought what was yours.

What was your 19 joke? 19 you meaner Gutter Everybody's Living trash game land For all of the uninitiated this podcast is a real play podcast where we play the game of fate and all of these people play badm guys the villains the worst of the worst And I would like to know what what quickness you all got up to last time So who would like to tell me what happened on the last episodes? Phil, I want you to do it. I always do it.

You're the only one not touching their nose at the game Forget my levels. I am so sorry. I can't control myself in their shot Last week last two weeks two weeks ago on villain underground we went to Steel City We were in a bit of a tussle with some people that were iron just not iron just as I apologize I'm missing link Maximus man the evolutionary and then there was one more to I forget life cycle. I keep their ass Got the laurel wreath by punching Maximus man's death turning his neck into goo Had a heart to heart with our golden arrow had a heart to heart with knocks about masturbating Sated that future knocks had needed semen from regular knocks past knocks in order to keep the timeline intact Made our way back to the airport to got in our arrow plane Knocks starts jacking it in the back and iron justice becomes like seven stories tall destroy the plane and we Hopped on every villain hopped on the back of golden arrow and he shared with them away Did you just like say arrow plane and like name it after after yourself is that what you just because you emphasized error as arrow?

I am just a big fan of the red hat chili bars And they're California case because music is my arrow plane Okay, all right, I'll have it passed that is the only reason why Okay, so so you're sure put out of the plane But you still are in the I was gonna say the parking lot the the landing strip the airport the big large Middle concrete slab and iron justice is standing there towering over you and he says you've crossed the Rubicon It's time for you to surrender you're going to jail and we're still and that is what he says we're still flying away Correct. Are you you're not gonna say you're flying away actively trying to fly away golden arrow is Writing it. I mean you guys can tell me to turn around but golden arrows flying away and he wants to tell iron justice to eat his hearts All right, so that's the move is anyone else going to jump off of golden arrow You don't have to jump you can just ask him politely to set you down. I will do that Nope, okay, well, let's let's get let's get notices because I always forget this order So who's got the highest notice my notices a one Lines of three we can't go whenever Ali yeah, I can go whenever I think mine's also like a zero.

Yeah, mine's zero to I think me and Cody usually have to roll for it Okay, so which one goes first? Well, you could go first. Okay. Okay, you're kind of pass out or incapacitated or something right?

Panced on things still Like a boss With his home it's still on hard. It's okay. Okay, so did I you get to do something as go narrow struggles to fly away holding three people 14 year old a female and then a robot monkey a robot ape It's not a kapuja I mean if it was robo kapuja, maybe I would be like, you know what maybe doesn't weigh that much maybe as much as our t cars Oh shit, Robo, please transform into a kapuja Please transform into a kapuja tea so I can drink it for the pro biot Wait, can you transform it like a mini helicopter? Robo I realized that he's a gigantic ape and then he decides to transform himself into a Robotic spider monkey.

It's not any smaller. It's still a gigantic, you know, a size spider monkey That's what he do. It's just a big on your turn. I'll let you do that.

But first is that I turn Do you pass your turn? I'm gonna pass Okay, all right, so I just is really huge. I think you haven't flown that far away. He's gonna give y'all do the boot So he's gonna roll the y'all He got a six Oh, yeah, his fist is Oh I You use fight unless you have something that lets you use physique, which I think you do I don't Yeah, you do you have you have a thing that lets you use physique instead of fighting for damage I thought you did well use my physique for my mind powers, but no, okay, right?

Okay You also use like athletics to get it like you can do that. Yes Okay, I got five With using athletics to avoid this that would mean jumping off of golden arrow basically right like you'd be causing the hit not Withstanding and that other one would be physique Yes, oh fight. It'd be like basically defending like that You could use physique if you had a power that let you use physique instead of okay Are we rolling something? I use for empathy We're gonna use empathy Yeah, okay, so we're rolling just for the damage that's going on so I'm gonna turn yes right now Yes, everybody's rolling a defense a defense against the six so I gotta whatever you get I got five okay, so go narrow takes one Did I what would your role?

So you take two oh nice? Robos is a four this fight so you take two so I have a question for you. What is what should I put in my six consequence box? Um, I don't know probably crack ribs like broken ass ribs.

You didn't you get punched hard son barbecue ribs. All right cool. Got it Okay, and rip there goes my two box all right now. No one box.

Okay, so rolling now you're one all right All right. Yeah, I rolled the negative two, but I have a one for athletics Yeah, yeah classy. All right golden arrow. It's your turn.

I don't have I assume I don't have my lower obliques powers correct Um you do yeah boy. Yeah um After telling him to eat my farts. I'll say Hey, I'm justice What eat my farts and then I land on the grounds And you see the laurel wreath glow Slightly and I will use all three of my fate points to pump that up Okay All right, is that my will turn or can I punch them? Uh you can try to punch me.

I sure call the people off my back. I said get off. I got work to do and then fail and super strong. I'm gonna Zoom me into him using double punch.

I'm gonna double punch for the face. Okay, so fight I assume Yep Actually ships through something at him and I throw the fuselage at him Uh, yeah, go for that. That is my physique Okay Wash on the roll but with my lower wreath powers and my physique that is a plus seven Damn Okay All right, you you toss a door wreath at him. No, the fuselage I want to keep the sorry, sorry You know what I meant.

I never leave him that you tell us if you're so much out of me blocks about it explodes Um, so then roban oboe. It's your turn. Okay Robanova or we're not flying anymore though. Hmm.

Nope. Nope on the ground. Sorry Well, I kind of know what I want to do. So do you want to think about it for a second?

Well? Yes Okay, so I'm on the ground now and I imagine there's a rather large target This guy's he's male, right? All right, I'm assuming the nuts Damn it three My dice are betraying me. Okay.

All right. You fire it seems like he's wearing some sort of armor because it's just it's pinging off Ping ping ping ping ping Um All right, robanova. Um are there what kind of area are we on? Are we like in city or we in the woods?

You are in the landing area of an airport. It's just concrete in every direction for every one time Except for the airplane that is kind of busted to shit. Okay, uh, robanoboe is uh going to Uh use his uh fate point to transform into the motorbike And he's going to use that to speed around to create a uh a platform that um can be used in fighting iron justice to provide some kind of advantage and mobility Okay, so you're adding mobility to your friends as far as advantage. Okay, okay, so roll for uh, that's uh crafts or uh I'll eat you crap.

That's fine. Five Five that's good enough so that two people can use mobility to try to get advantage Okay, knocks it's your turn. If I put my pants back on does I give everyone an advantage? No Well, I'm gonna do that anyway Okay, and uh after that after lying in the ground bleeding broken ribs.

Oh Why Uh, knocks is just going to Uh knocks is just gonna go and push that button like a long time ago over on robanoboe and have all the slides pop out of his now spider monkey Like body so now he's got like Wolverine claws and like splines coming out everywhere. So it's all intimidating Just gonna give robanoboe an advantage on I don't know anything it'd be a little spines like this like if he Was like that. Sorry about how he's transformed into a bike. Can you be like holding his uh his two hands forward like one of those ab roller wheels Yeah Yeah, and then it's like all over us.

Um, what are you going to roll to make that advantage? Uh, you're gonna use my resources Okay, roll or resource it. Yeah. Oh my god.

All right. That's a zero. Uh here. Hold on.

Let me just do this real quick You can spend a fake point Throw those guys. Oh nice. Do you guys across the room? Good.

Yeah, all right. Cool If you miss that hot audio action, you can watch us live over it. Switch that tv backslash as our studio What's up? Oh my god guys.

This is not doing any better. All right. Yeah, no, I'm gonna use a fake. No, I'm not gonna use a fake point like that Okay, so just it didn't happen.

It did work right. It pushed the button. It just like it zaps. It's like oh shit.

You're not in your robot form It doesn't work Spikes not You could have told me that before I got up with my broken ribs and walked all the way over here to press a goddamn button on you Oh, right. All right, dead eye. It's your turn. Um, all right, so he's wearing armor.

Is there anywhere on him that is not covered by This armor Uh, it looks like he's got like a little mouth area. That's not super covered about his eyes and I am for his eyes I want him for his eyes. You can try to there seems to be some like uh globes over his eyes kind of like a There's certain superhero mask like a blue like the old blue beetle has like these like goggles style globes in his mask He does have those so his eyes do look protected. Well, I guess I'm gonna shoot him in his pretty mouth then Okay Shoot him in the jaw Shoot your load all over his pretty mouth That's a two.

I got a two total Okay, you shoot and he just kind of moves his hand in the way and the bullets ping off Okay, his turn um in the center of you all he's going to punch into the ground very very hard Um every run roll athletics Because he's making like a shockwave by punching the ground so everyone has to roll in athletics Yeah Oh god, this is not gonna end well Well while robo was busy, um arguing was not she was not paying attention to what was going on and roll a negative two on his Dye, so he's got a two total on his athletics Okay Yeah golden arrow has an eight Holy shit. Okay. All right. I was too busy.

I think we're at places. Shoot. I got a zero total Okay, everybody that failed uh you're all unbalanced He has uh two uses of a advantage against you which is you are unbalanced everyone except for golden arrow He's then going to spend a fake point to do another attack. Uh, he's going to kick robinobo into golden arrow So robinobo that he's using advantage against you roll against a Eight or what skill?

Uh to try to dodge his kicks so if you have an athletics or something to not get hit by an eight Oh man robinobo rolled a three Okay, so three or eight minus three is five So you take a five and uh that five is also going to be transferred to you golden arrow unless you dodged uh robinobo being kicked at using athletics Uh, yes So basically he did five damage to robinobo kicked him like a soccer ball at golden arrow And that five damages you're being hit with that five damage unless you're able to die Uh as well I rolled a negative three my laurel reek gives me a positive three So that cancels out and then my athletics are three so I took five damage was that correct because he rolled an eight? Yes, okay. Yep. Uh boy robi Oof So you take what to take in a two consequence and then a three box Okay, I'm gonna play three consequence or my two consequence Okay, all right.

So that shot Whoa knocked out. Yeah and uh robo had to take a four consequence in a one box Okay, all right. What's your four consequence that you took? Mm Well, so he did he uh, maybe like break the tires on his bike or um That works flat tire It's like a deflated kickball All right go hold an arrow.

It is your turn. All right, so we have a platform and that's our only advantage, correct? Uh, yeah, the the mobility um it's a little wonky because he's got flat tire, but it still does exist. I'm not getting rid of it Okay, uh, so I'm going to vault myself up to that platform And using physique, I would like to Since his iron just as a spist is in the ground.

I imagine still I want to grab it and pull him backwards and slam his head into the ground Using them ability to get me better heights on that. Okay, so you're gonna use the mobility one of the uses of mobility to get a plus two And I'm gonna and then you're gonna try to slam his head to the ground. Yeah, I'm gonna roll physique in that Um Sure. Yeah, I'll let you do that.

Okay. I got a plus two on my roll and then my lower wreath is three so it's plus five and then my physique is a Four so that's nine and then mobility giving a plus two so that's a letter Okay, okay. All right. You you're able to hit his head into the ground say I'm super strong now.

How do you like me? Robinobo, it's your turn. Okay, um Realizing that the uh deflated kickball tire that he's got is not working for him. He's gonna jump back up in monkey mode and it's I'm just on the ground right now Um his head kind of bounced back up off of the the concrete So he's kind of kneeling but not totally on the ground Robo's gonna run up doing the orangutan above the head um arm motion and he's you're gonna hear him going And then in between that is kind of like a digital And he's going to use physique to start patting down iron justice And what he's doing is using physique to pat him down to discover any physical impairments or anything that he might have going on with his body That he can decipher to create an advantage.

Okay. All right. Are you using the mobility advantage or not? All right.

You know what? Yeah, let's go ahead and use that Okay, because he's not gonna be a bike anymore anyway Right and his physique with this plus two roll is gonna give him a five Okay So you're patting him down trying to figure out physical imperfections Okay, you how much did you roll by if I was your number? Okay, so you have two uses of go for the knee. Okay Well, because he seems somewhat sensitive that you went for this Orangutosh is playing football in high school before his knees Okay, uh, nox is your turn Nox is going to circle it slowly will look away He's going to like take Take like one of the little things out and chucks it at the knee of iron justice But rather than like hitting the knee it kind of wraps around and she's a line up towards the ground And it's like a zip line and it slowly starts to pull his knee towards the ground and I want to create an advantage with uh Taking down down on one knee Okay, what are you gonna roll for that resources because I'm using a gadget Okay Oh, you feel me again, uh before Okay, so there's one use so do you use to go for the knee, right?

No, I'm not using go for the knee. No, I did not Okay, all right, so then you put down on knee. Yeah, so it's another thing that people can put to it Okay, um That is your turn. Okay, so I'm going to Use both of those advantages.

I'm gonna use both go for the knee and down on the knee. I'm gonna try to kneecap this on a bit Okay Why guys why do you hate me so much? It was a minus two on my role I have a plus four so that's plus two plus the four from the advantages that six Okay, all right, uh you hit my knee it seems to affect him because you can I do what I say something? Can I do something really weird one of that is uh Aspects is I'm all in can I spend a fake point to give her plus two but she gets a did she gets a disadvantage that she's out of bullets Yeah, yeah, you did it.

All right, so that would be eight, right Yeah Okay, you did affect his knee it looked like but he's still standing but so you knocked out the thing that knocks up around his knee Uh, but you did it seem too injure or you did see you to do damage to him Okay, iron justice is turn. He's none too pleased with you knocks. Um, but it was monkey didn't war. I don't want to hear it I mean I did 11 to him.

I know right like nasa's like they're holding the broken ribs. He's like oh, I fucking hate you nasa. I don't what did I do? I'm a little boy.

I'm holding my like bro. It's just like what what do you want from me? All right. He is um going to He he looks like he jumps at your knocks.

Um, but like as he's jumping at you he shrinks down Uh so small that you lose track of him and he created advantage. Uh Okay, so then he shrinks down so small that you lose track of him and now He's going to spend a point. Okay So what happens is he's jumping at you and you get he shrinks down so small that you can't find him And then you hear rustling around in your helmet and you notice that he's crawled between your face and the mask And he puts his feet on your face and then gets really huge Breaking the front of your mask off and kicking you in the face in the process and flies out and punches golden arrow from your mask You look okay, okay So he yeah, he shrinks down into your mask kicks you in the face busts out of your mouth mask while growing and doing like a flying punch at golden arrow I'm getting new days for this All right roll against a nine a knocks and a nine golden arrow jamming a crisis Oh shit Negative one on the roll. Thank you.

Hey, fuck you And it's physical. You sir Yeah, it's physical like basically he it looked like he vanished and then knocks his face exploded with a fist coming at your face Is he's a replica? Um, you can do either fight or athletics Yeah, nox got a two on the roll together. So his athletics was a three.

So I need a four consequence Broken ass mask Broken ass mask two black ophies. I mean broken ass fix Golden arrow got a plus five. So I'm taking off my four box All I've left is a two box with physical and then my four and six consequence for those of you playing along out Okay, so golden arrow, it's your turn So is he big or is he large? I'm sorry big or is he normal?

Um, he's a little bit bigger than normal like he's about three times the size of a normal person, okay Still large Uh, but he wasn't as large as he was not as large now as he was before but he's still larger than there's two use So there's uses of the knees correct over those uh, there's one use for go for the knee somebody use your okay I'm going to hurt all myself using my mind powers in my flight into the back of his knee with my foot I'm gonna basically okay. You're gonna sweep the leg. Okay. I'm gonna sweep the leg jonnie I wish that was an aspect of my Uh, so that's using my mind power.

So it's physique Uh, roll was a plus one physica four plus my laurel wreath is three so that's eight Okay, and then plus two to the knee so 10 Okay Put him in a body bag. Okay. Does he take the crane pose and completely cancel me out No, but you do hit his knee um Rubble no bow with your turn. Okay with Iron justice kind of has like a um an insect superhero type Man thing going on.

Um, it's an insect. Yeah, it's like a uh, um some kind of a high insect Powers that allows him to grow in sugar. Hey, you copyright's man. I know I don't know Is that a thing going on?

Oh, uh, I guess you could kind of say that If if ant man wore like extremely good armor and with that being the case is there's something going on with his armor That's causing him to do this. Is this like a like an iron man technology type situation or is he like a cult? Is he like colossus? Um The armor is external.

It's not a part of his body. The powers are natural like he can grow and shrink naturally But the armor is there like as something like a techno suit or anything Nope, it's just it's um, it's armor that can shrink and grow with him and offers lots of protection Okay, well, he's actually more into EDM suit than techno suit now All right, all right, um boo boo on that Please don't tweet at me. Those are the same thing. I don't know nor do I Okay, robo is going to use um his crafting abilities and run over to some of the wreckage of the plane and He's going to attempt to coddle together a tributi type thing To as a weapon or a launcher or something.

So he's gonna do that with his crafts Okay, so you're crafting that okay, then Knox Uh, Knox is going to after being kicked in the face through his mask broken ass mask debris everywhere from it Real piss. He's gonna reach in his back like pouch and chuck over to dead eye a Seeing of insan in sanitary rounds For some reason that a guy that doesn't like firearms has for whatever reason and he mutters to himself Uh, it's sitting around gets totally pierced iron justice Because the iron fucking thing of uh I didn't do too bad, but i'm also going to use If I can have it no one can as he tosses it over because he's real pissed off right now giving it another plus two so I got a total of 3 4 6 Okay, so you give that eye the advantage of incityary rounds Of yes of fire can totally melt iron justice Okay, all right, so then did I it's your turn So you see did I do like that really cool? Um action movie thing where she just like drop the magazine and then in the same motion loads the insan deary rounds in I Know like the only thing that's kind of cool is like when someone has two guns and they drop both of them out and then reach behind them and then suddenly There's more magazine. Yeah, yep.

I got a probable thing. Yeah, okay that I got a one up to you It's a revolver and the chick has the rounds in her chesticles and as she's spinning she makes them jiggle a little bit and they'll pop out I'm pretty sure I saw this in an anime and she reloads them as they pop out. Okay. Oh god Into into a revolver so that each individual bullet That that's that's probably the number you're welcome All right, so that happens um And she's just gonna be like come here motherfuckers you're gonna try and shoot him and face again where his armor is not Okay, and then you're gonna use one of your incendiary rounds Fuck.

Yes. I just rolled a plus four Okay All right, that would be an eight Shoot him in the face and then set your ear. Okay, uh you shoot he blocks a little bit But it seems like he takes a little bit of damage from it. Does he seem to be melting?

No, he's still a person. Okay his turn he goes time to end this and He gets really really huge and times on the entire area Okay, so everybody make a defense against a eight and then a 14 What I'm sorry say again Make a defense against an eight and then his second attack is a 14 Okay, so robo was building this um tribute shading can he use that to use his crafts to defend with that like launch himself By the way I love it. Yes Uh, nox is going to use his last fake point to activate his ability on his suit to actually use stealth as a defense role instead of athletics Okay, okay. I met the first one with me I got a two for the first one.

Yay me robo got a four. So he's gonna take a four physical consequence. Wait, no, okay Yeah, I got a two for the first one. So eight eight for the first one we have to block eight.

Yep eight for the first 14 for the second seven See here eight minus one. All right, so I've only got two and two Where does the extra three damage go? It doesn't it just it just goes nowhere. Okay.

I'm just the extra 14 after that It just goes nowhere. Okay. All right. I'll make a note of it.

I'll make a note of it He's not doing intentionally lethal damage. So it's just Free I don't even know Jesus yeah, that's a three. I'm not even gonna. Yeah, so do we take the full 14 if we get hit by this Welcome, uh, you get whatever minus your defense.

Okay cool. So then Okay So I got a 12 so okay, so six Seven eight nine ten. Yeah, okay. He maxed all my stuff.

Robogets squash. Okay. He steps right on him Okay, and grinds his foot in the ground like a bug Okay, die is is denied. Okay, I'm not out.

So I got an eight with the first one So that's nothing and then I rolled six for the next one Basically, I washed my roll and then I've got three to my athletics and then three to my with a little wreath So that's six so I took a six box and a two box to equal eight to the difference Okay, so you've got one one box. I have a four consequences Okay, it's your turn And all my friends are essentially dead They're KO'd they're not dead. He's not We go remember Is open correct. Yeah, but he's really tall right now, but I mean you can't realize like I can fly dude I'm going to fly towards his house.

I'm going to Uh try to go super saiyan Again, okay, apparently that's what I do. Um, and I'm going to hurl myself as fast and as hard as I can at his mouth hole All right, go for it I was cocked everybody saw it All right, plus one on my roll plus my physique of a four and then the laurel reads so eight to him Okay You hit him in the jaw and you kind of like he does one step back because you hit him in the jaw Um, but he does not go down He he he rears back. He notices all your dudes are down except for you And he just looks at you and he's like you killed a man in my city that is unforgivable and he Just reaches to grab you like just with one hand. Um, he made a nine Okay Can I use my physique to try to maneuver myself away?

Very athletic Uh, thank you lord, baby. Jesus plus two So eight What did he get? Okay, he he got a nine So he grabs like grabs around you and you're like you're fighting his hand and he's like just squeezing Until like he does one damage to you, which is enough to knock you You guys put up way better fight than I was I'm actually quite impressed. We're learning Yay, so you are that's I was pretty good.

It's so great because we all learned and we all tied no you did not know that Oh Well, I mean it's called a cliffhanger Well, and it's we're not even two an hour yet. So, um screen fades to black and then white title screen to the end Uh, no, um everybody roll. Hmm will oh, are they gonna be waterboarding us? Yes, I roll the bus to is a will of skill hell yeah Row will that's a good thing.

I got a four because I actually have a three and will Okay, nobody else make anything about that. I got a one plus there's a little reth effect that but it's Not after your night. Okay. I got a one.

Okay. Um, no, see wake up Oh, yay Your eyes your eyes kind of they feel real groggy and your body feels broken as fuck Uh, your eyes open and you just you hear like a low electrical hum and the whatever you're laying on isn't quite comfortable Oh actual light. Oh, this is usually digitized. Oh god.

Why? What's what's going on? Hello? You look around and you notice you're kind of in a in a cell with a door that's like Looks kind of like a like some sort of energy field and there's three other cells kind of in a semicircle You're in the semicircle around like a table and you see that uh your compatriots are each in their own cell And none of you have on your gear.

You're all pretty much strict. You're all like prison gear. What is a robin oboe like strip? Uh, god, you saw a robot He's just a robot Ticket to come again the robot or the robot or the monkey Right.

Um, but yeah, not you wake up And you're there it looks like uh some sort of prison area that you see a couple of guards Uh standing around and they have what look like high-powered rifle and like helmets with gas masks on them Uh, he immediately probably starts throwing up because that's actual air and it's usually filtered through his mask So he just starts puking so wait, so by that logic you've never expected to disease this so somebody could cough on you and you would dock He's been exposed to diseases. He's just a stuck-up motherfucker and doesn't like non non filtered air Oh funny. Okay, so you're you're there. Do you do anything or say anything?

Probably go up to their actual bars Or is it just like electrify kind of like test the oil bars? Um, there's bars and then right beyond the bars is like what looks like some sort of energy field and it's kind of it's like a light blue glow and it's humming He's gonna like walk over to the bars. Hello Hello, just waves to the guards. Hello.

One of the guards kind of looks at you and then you like he touches He there's a radio on her shoulder and he says something into the radio, but you can't quite hear what what he's saying I'm not sure why I'm here. I'm just a 14 year old boy with nowhere to go All right, uh, you wake up. Oh, all right. So I realize that I'm straight.

I'm just be like, oh, somebody gonna die But I'm gonna rob a nobo. Oh, no. Go ahead. I was just gonna get up and look out the bars See what you say.

Do you see a similar thing you see Knox trying to saying to the guards? I'm just a little boy. Help me They don't seem swayed. They don't seem swayed at all Uh rob a nobo you come into consciousness again your system just got done defragging after major physical damage What what state am I on?

Uh you're a little bit broken, but I mean you have self-repair stuff. So you're you're okay Um, okay, uh robo's gonna attempt to connect to the internet and see what happened Okay, uh, there's no connection. So, um a little uh digital banana pops up by his head and says it looks like you're trying to connect to the internet Are you in a prison? Okay, um golden arrow you wake up groggy and in pain How bad in pain Uh hurt.

I mean you just get had beat the fuck up so hurt Uh describe to me this table that I'm on Uh, it's uh, it's like a prison bed. Okay. Yeah, I'm gonna try rip it out the wall Okay, um you your laurel wreath is on because it can't be removed because it is a magic item But it does not seem to be giving you any power and you can't seem to focus it Um, so you're trying to rip the bed out of the wall But it's like it's like you're just kind of a tough dude in prison trying to rip a breath Out of the wall it doesn't seem to be working super well And one of the guards comes up to your salony bangs on the bars or bangs on the field and he says Calm down. I may fuck off and I spit at him.

All right, this bit hits the barrier and just kind of It's like an idiot. It goes back to his post. I continue to try to break the bed All right, it's real real hard to do it Okay. All right after a little while um, you hear uh the clicking clacking of high heels walking down a long hallway Into the room.

Um, and you see a woman. She's about 35 40 Uh african-american she got a very nice dress suit on and she has four files and she throws them on the table That's between the the cells and she says hello gentlemen and lady Uh, my name is jackson king and I think we have some business to attend to and that is where we will cliffhane episode Marr 19 19 Did did robo no bo have a singer? I saw you moving the pain now now Okay Okay, so that was episode 19. E.

Um, is there anything that you need to say before you do exit someone up you broke my mask fucker All right, so i've been uh your game mustard Alex total parking Um, uh, you can find me at uh happy puke. I am fella. I play golden arrow You can find me on the internets at canada underscore fill up with two else I'm will I play robo nobo you can find me at role will underscore I'm co-de and I play russell brand and you can find me at co-de 3 and i'm allie and i play dead eye presumably and you can find me at aluminum underscore iodied And uh, if you're interested in shu you can follow the whole podcast at shu podcast Uh, that's twitter.com's and uh, we have stickers at the patreon if you want to be a patron And let us know if you have any feedback or anything Uh, I'll probably listen to it It's like that guy talks too much or like why is all the vocal fry in the background or Why does it sound like that? There's a monkey playing in your game away there actually is nevermind So what could it will for all what happened next time?

Will this be the end of our heroes? I mean villains Um, will the game mustard come up with even more ridiculously high numbers to throw at us And will he what other marvel or dc franchises will he be ripping off that are coming out in theaters this summer? Hey, come on Find out on the next millions underground You don't know how accurate that is but fuck you First of all, there's only so many superpowers Yeah Just wait until next episode with a purple cheetah shows up So Plus, you know, you know what i'm not gonna defend myself. Yeah, I guess that's it.

Uh, see everybody next time to you Bye Are you still listening? Do you like the s-h-2 podcast? Or you should probably jump on itunes to give us ratings and reviews Don't worry. I won't tell anyone And if you care, listen up to frequent social media follow us on twitter at s-h-2 podcast or release information news at work and other Data Oh, and if you watch flash your arrow check out the DCW podcast on itunes for up-to-date episode reviews and jokes about dads Keep your head straight.

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