Villain Underground #21

Hey welcome back to another episode of Villain Underground hi. Thanks for that. It's a big real smooth opening. I am your game Mustard Never this is a this is a ramshackle bullshit operation.

I am a game mustard Alex happy puke and With me I have some people that are gonna play some villains Hopefully we can get the energy up. We're all half sick or depressed. So let's try and get this going. Allie Yeah, that's good energy.

Let's see if we can keep it up going over to Cody Health that energy will rise some boy during the night. All right chemically assisted now. We got will I started recording guys. Oh god.

Did you really do that? No, okay? I was gonna I was worried for his health. Okay, and we have Phil.

Hi. I'm Phil smooth opening Canada and I think old and era. Oh God I quit the show Okay, all right, so does anybody want to tell us what happened on last week's episode of Villain Underground or last times or Whatever pre-con We just get we're just in jail and then they offered us a deal to work for the government in order to work for our freedom essentially We do like what three missions or five missions between three and five depending on the danger Yeah So we are in that a person named something arrow. No, what is it?

Twisted arrow twisted arrow twisted arrow twisted arrow snap into slim Jim arrow was there and he is our apparently our liaison Yes for this. Mm-hmm, and then we reported back to the mansion That was all that kind of happened, right? It is indeed all that has happened Alright, so you guys are at the mansion and twisted arrow has told you We are to fly out To infiltrate somebody's organization and plant a spyware on their computers. We have to do it from their mainframe So that is our mission real quick.

Let me know real quick question there was a twisted arrow. Yes You that racist dude we used to hang out with I've never seen you guys in my life I have no idea what we're talking about oh Hang out with this like racist archer. It's kind of a bummer. Okay.

Wait. Wait. Well, this is going on. Oh god racist archer who are you talking about?

He was like blind Black Legolas You have some guy who could shoot while they were blind Yeah, we kind of didn't focus on the blind part. We mostly focused on the racism. He was blind. I mean Okay, well some weird shtick he was doing.

It was just blind Yeah, no, I can see so Nope nice lots of ways to stay in this face Seples to do it. Please step away from my face Can I flip them off? You can't if you'd like just a double check. Are you sleep with them off?

Yeah? He's gonna say that's quite rude. Okay, we're just double checking double like feel air like in front of you I was just doing doing that to make sure making sure that I'm not blind correct. I don't want to go in Blind to a situation as it were be and you're making jokes about the hand again.

Fantastic. I mean, that's a common phrase I don't feel like it's targeted at any handicapped people at all well either way Well, this is going on his arrows. They have flushing correct like with actual fibers. Yeah, they're not like that cyber phone bullshit They put on my eyes.

Yeah, they're actually I would like to use my mind powers to begin pulling off hairs and fibers from some arrows Okay, and then time to make them not fly as good. Maybe you're not like I'm not the GM I'm not here to determine that. I'm just telling you what I'm doing, man If you want to impose any disadvantages to this man Look, I'm not here to tell you what to do. I'm just telling you what I'm doing, man Okay, fair enough fair enough.

Okay, so you you sneakily pull some fibers out of the feathers of his arrows. Okay, all right So he's like get yourselves ready for infiltration vision. Let me know when you're ready and then we can fly out So you said you did research on us before this, right? I I didn't but somebody did they gave me files And then there's someone that looked at the files Gave us the mission that we are currently on correct.

Yes You might want to look at the files real quick and look for infiltration or sneaky or any of those terms in there because you noticed that none of them I'm probably in there actually Look more for explosions loud cocky Insordinate Put out some other terms. I'd be nice Sneaky In a convention Yeah Just a narrow sense, I don't care really what your skills are I I need to get in and plants a virus into their computer database If you guys make a bunch of noise and fuck up and I like it just makes it's traction for me to get in there and get out So because we don't really care about your safety So that's kind of rude. Well, you did the crime to the time And that's the time who who are we infiltrating? His name is Milo spade Milo shovel.

Well, no, but okay The name is Milo spade. He is a business man and we are looking to plant spyware onto his computers Why that's not any of your business. You're not here to ask why you're here to do what I tell you to do That's not effective management Who is flying some of our some of my men Absolutely not so that all the questions you have so that we can get on the road Can I go up and pack my bag real quick? Yeah, hurry up.

I go up there, and I I would like to text Future Knox, okay, see where she is at or what is happening with her She says that she is in the mansion. Oh Currently, what do you want? Nothing just making sure you were okay I wanted to know if you needed me to feed your mom or not No, I have the taking care of do you have the thing I want yes, we hit a minor hiccup And then I'll text her a slanty face emoji Working on it currently You see a spectral hands giving you the most glorious and she She just takes back okay hurry up It's a devil's in my face Wait, I'm sorry, what did she say she said okay hurry up? She's a fucking demanding with this.

There's never factory period or anything You haven't even got her one specimen come on for real. Okay, it was like the act happened Transfer properly all right Okay, it's not from that anybody else doing anything. Yeah, Knox is gonna go back his stuff and Go ahead and investigate or at least try to research about this Okay You roll roll investigate. I do the thing.

Yeah, do it roll it. I did the thing. I did real well, okay I got plus two and then plus not two okay, you are currently investigating and I will get back to you Who else is doing other stuff? I'm gonna go and grab any silencers that I got okay cool.

So you're just gearing up. Yeah cool cool Robe, is he doing anything? Robe is just kind of taking his nose and staring up in the space right now. Okay, all right fair enough Back to go narrow.

What are you doing? You've got all your stuff back You got everything you needed to do done cool. I changed into my stealth outfit, which is like my normal outfit It's just a particular one I put in a different drawing. Okay And then I will I want to walk down to Knox's room see if he's there okay Yeah, Knox is there he's researching on the computer.

Hey, uh, knock knock Knox Okay A-turns back to look at the computer very gently Um since you're on the computer Can I show you this? I can walk over to the computer. It kind of like gesture like may I Knox will like slowly turn to him and it just like presses two buttons all the tabs like minimize and another window pops up like Go ahead I will go to google and I will type in porn hub Into the search bar. I'm like just hit enter.

I'll walk away and then I'm just gonna walk away But uh, but seriously still need you to do that thing Uh in the plane that you did I still need it. Um for new circumstances doesn't really change it. So Yeah, if you could get to that that'd be cool Knox is just gonna start with him I'll walk out like I'll walk out and close it over behind me Okay, Knox are you gonna continue researching? Um Knox is actually gonna press enter on the port up thing Yes, yes, yes And uh, he's I need another investigation check I want to see the one of the most famous porn stars in the industry And I want to see which place I located or maybe to see if I need there are local porn stars in where are we lab is harvard?

Yeah, so you're trying to find the local porn stars. Okay Looking for a single porn stars in my area Okay So Uh, well, that's just a plus two or so Okay. Yeah, there's there's there's a couple that live near your area Okay, just gonna take note of that and then continue on to research about if you lose me Okay, all right. You're researching about me.

Let's wait. Uh, he's a wealthy entrepreneur Uh, he's like a multi-millionaire who like he's got his hands a lot of different pies like real estate development and Uh, like tech industry is like all sorts of stuff. He even owns a casino And I know more about these tech industries as I wait, hold on. I'm trying to camera see what you can see me as I switch my mind Why are you doing this with your camera?

Did is your face and broken out or something or did you know? No, no, this isn't your game. What's your new hair color this week? Oh, it's a long I would like to I would like to point out that Cody is wearing his knock shirt still even though he knew that we weren't going to be on camera Or he knew he wasn't gonna be on camera Head over to public next.com backslash at studio to buy your own Well, thanks for the plug a little bit.

You're welcome Okay, so yeah, you find out that stuff about him So what are you what are you looking up now? I don't know about his stuff in the tech industry like uh, what kind of uh, technology you can tell is into what is it like more military but like more military wise like something commercial It seems like he develops a lot of uh, weaponry tech But he like specifically doesn't work with anything government. He's working with a lot of like private militias and stuff like that developing technology for them Like uh, like private contractors and such All right, now I've been down to London, but um, but yes that intrigues me. I will take note of this Okay Um, what about maybe a little bit more research and select where he lives maybe see who Does he live in a mansion or does he or are we attacking like apartment building or like where does he currently reside?

uh, he resides in a uh, like the top penthouse floor of a uh, like a apartment building that he owns like a really high end apartment building Uh, is there any way I can get uh, like, semantics of the apartment building? Uh, yeah, there's there on yeah, they're on file Right. I give those it's very useful It's it's totally useful. I put on a thumbs.

I put on a thumbs day. Okay. I'm sure to stick it broke up You're gonna stick your thumbs to get broke up, but yes That's where the big ones are Okay, I'm glad will agree Anything else you're doing? I feel like I've done an adequate amount of nothing Okay, uh back to go narrow, uh while you're walking away from uh, Knox's room you hear a whisper behind you I'll turn around.

There's nobody there I can really yeah Is it like a doorway or is it like a hallway? You're just in the hallway. Mm. Uh, I'll turn back around and I'll keep walking Okay, all right.

So if everybody's done, just let me know if there's anything else you're doing before you meet back down in the main area Can someone else do something because I'm gonna do something else before we move Because I don't want to do it twice enough That make a sandwich in the kitchen. It's also the sandwich, uh, is made pretty decently When it's definitely nice uh, less than a bit actually, uh, out here in the open I Mean I appreciate it. We've gotten a lot of good feedback on them Uh, I use honey wheat bread and then I take some mustard, which is the most glorically Uh Addentages I suppose that's a weird statement, but basically it's the best condiment for you because it's only got about 15 calories in a teaspoon I use only a teaspoon and then I will go with some very lean uh, thinly shaped turkey as my protein of choice and uh Nothing else. No, Donaldson, uh, honey wheat bread for the other end of it If you're I'm not doing an open-faced sandwich concept with it Okay, Donaldson hasn't picked any of the iceberg lettuce that I typically enjoy so none of that is in the fridge Is this good enough Cody?

Are you is this enough time for you to feel comfortable with going again? Yes, thank you. You've cut all this out out Uh, I guess after a while as uh, Knox is walking out He's going to give a holler to the bread armory, uh, where Dean Brown works Uh, my professor Brown over there in a burr army. I'm gonna call him up You're like, hey bro, what's going on?

That much what's happening? Uh, not much. That's anyway to uh, associate with sufera, but okay You said bro first. Uh, uh, and Alex that was not in character.

I was giving a general description of what I said So was I It's a shame to shake I was uh wondering you said that Would be the next suit was available? Yes, um, I was wondering if you could make preparations. Um For I know the suit. I might uh, the aquariums in tech be pretty soon Uh, you still have that weapon that I gave you from the mercenary, correct?

Yes, you have someone to live with as I mentioned, post-aist and uh If you want to be discovered of it, the Japanese, um, how well would it be to making some sort of long-arranged projectile device? Uh, I could probably make something at my ticket, though I'll get them in on it. I tried to research, um, but more importantly get that uh, weapon here as soon as you can please I wish to uh give it back to the mercenary that gave it to us originally Okay All right, and team. Yes, you do right.

Yes, there's my name, uh, singing communications between uh, myself and the company will be a little uh, let's call it vague and cryptic for a while, so I'm like you put her in charge Per who? Uh, just I don't know some months cleaning ladies. I don't know You're your your Lucius fact fox type character. Yes my Lucius fox type character Okay, you're gonna have to come with a name for your Lucius fox.

Okay, I'm here Well, his name or lunches foxy for now until you come up with something better. Oh, I love it It's bad. It's bad. You should take it I Uh, I don't know what forward I'm not sure Yeah, I know what I know No, she's amazing her name is Diana Ross now Okay, so you have Diana foxy Ross Okay, I'm done.

Please That's terrible, but okay. All right, okay Okay, uh, eventually the gun does get delivered. Does anybody else doing anything before you get on the hell chopper? Wait, does the gun get delivered to me?

Uh, just to the mansion in general. Do I see it? Yeah. Oh, I'm all over that.

Okay I like how nobody's specified what this gun is supposed to do other than be a gun Um, I Specifically has defined the oveners, uh, which kind of in like layman signs. He terms means it's silent Right. No, okay Okay, so everybody is ready. Uh, okay, so let's go.

Let's get on the let's get on the plane. I like after plane I would still like to continue to pull flatching out of arrows Okay, like at what point do you stop? Are you gonna like make him completely bald? No, no, no, no I just want to pull out enough to where I would feel comfortable With them being gone.

Okay, does that make sense? Yeah, like I don't want to make them bald. I don't want to alert him up anything I just want to know that I did it Okay Cool fair enough. All right, so then you get on the helicopter and the helicopter takes off and it's on its way to tote has bay Which is another city and you make it so has bay and he says Uh, we're gonna break in tonight.

Here's the plan uh golden arrow and Knox you you watch our backs as uh, I and that I Uh in robin oboe, uh infiltrate the the the bay of computers where we have to upload the uh the virus Robonobos gonna install bargain buddy. What is bargain buddy? It's uh, it's a well-known spyware that will people get on their computers. Oh cool.

Yes, that's why But it's why we're doing is government grade. That's why we're so you do realize I don't know anything about computers, right? Right Knocks are raising his hand I should go on the mission Uh, you are going on the mission you're going you're going you and uh golden arrow are going to watch our backs make sure people don't come after us Well, the rest of us are gonna go get to the computer area if we run into trouble Uh, that I is when you shoot them Ah, I'm a cleanup crew got it. Yeah, you're there to make sure that I don't get shot Well, I installed the thing and robin oboe he can hack into the door.

Well our backup those two watch our back A little dead poison never hurt anyone Okay, yep, I agree Twisted arrow seems to be like not fond of any of you, but especially not fond of dead eye Um, all right. So the the mission mission starts. We're gonna do basically skill challenge style So, uh, tell me what skill you're going to use when you need to use it and we're gonna go in order I forget the order who's got the highest perception? Um I got a notice of three.

Okay, so I think it's dead. I can also pick my spot. Right. So dead eye I'm just gonna say that I golden arrow Uh Robin oboe knocks Max then twisted arrow.

Okay. All right. So So you go and you're gonna break into the place who's gonna so did I it is your turn first? Okay But like in this like you can describe describe aspects of the story as well so you can say we run up to the thing there are guards I shoot take them out.

Well, you said it was a high end like a pertinent building. Uh, no, that's where you live You guys are storming like, uh, like a um like office building. Oh Okay, hmm Are there guards? Uh, you can put that in there if you want.

You're helping me tell the story. Oh, I see being a little more fate like now I'm going to say that there are guards. I don't want to shoot them though because that would draw attention, but I do have silencers. So I'm going to Shoot the guards.

Okay. I thought I'd shoot them, but I'm gonna shoot them. Well, I got silencers Right. Wait, did we say that the the gun that I got is a stun gun?

Uh, like a silence gun, I guess Yeah, I'm gonna use my new gun. Okay, I need to dance again. Come on. I'm still gonna shoot the guard still Oh shit, that's an eight.

Damn. Well, all right. Um, as you approach the building, there are some guards and did I quickly dispatches of them, including Uh a sniper that she spotted that nobody else saw. Yeah, fuck you.

Go to arrow. Now it's your turn. You are at the building. The guards have been dispatched.

What do you do? Sweet. I'm gonna fly and I'm going to try to notice things that are noticeable to the scout. Okay.

Oh, listen to these metal die. I got Maybe they're sexy. Oh, wow, they were like shit. Um, I'm just kidding.

Uh, these great die brought to you by Nor's foundry Phew. Uh, it's a plus one to notice. All right. Uh, you notice a more advantageous way of getting in than the front door?

Uh, So I'll say overcomes. Yeah, you guys could probably go this way as, um, plus elevators and stairs and you know, I'm secure to cameras, uh, like the concierge entrance Okay. All right. So uh, you guys, uh, the group starts to march in uh, tres arrow says to knocks to guard their back while the other three Uh, continue forward He says stick with gold narrow and watch our back.

Uh, so you're marching into the building robo nova. What happens next? Uh, is there uh, any computer terminals or anything like this like a lobby area or you tell me we're telling this together, brother. Okay.

All right. So we're walking into the building. I'm gonna send it through somehow in a lobby area. Yeah.

Okay. So robo is gonna go over to where the security desk would be Okay. And uh, look for a security terminal there like something that a uh, uh, might watch men are dar would be sitting at. Okay.

Okay. Okay. And so he's gonna, uh, log onto the computer And um, put his uh, finger into the USB port and uh, he's going to start loading a uh, a file called uh, so big dot f dot application dot p i f Okay. No, he's gonna, he's gonna load that in there.

All right. So you're like, you're just loading files into the computer? Uh, yeah, he's loading a um, uh, trojan horse uh, worm into the security system. Okay.

What are you gonna roll for that? Uh, can uh, roll Crafts? Yep. Okay.

I'll let you do that. Uh, uh, plus two. Okay. So you're able to craft a trojan, uh, custom trojan horse for the security system.

Uh, the security system goes down and the group moves forward. Knox, did you stay behind a gold narrow or not? Uh, exactly. Oh yeah.

We still have outside the building. Uh, you're, you're kind of outside the building kind of watching their back as they enter. Uh, he's just gonna quickly like kind of message robo as they as he starts like hacking into the terminal and just uh, kind of said something about Make sure that whenever you get in there fully, uh, try to steal whatever the valuable information you can off of this. And he loves fades and pimp too.

You might have useful his information And uh, then he's gonna kind of like look outside and look out on the street and to see if you can find like a really awesome car. Obviously this has a millionaire. So a lot of the cars in the area kind of seem pricey. Can I find one and steal it or at least hop like open it up and hotwire it?

You're trying to steal a car that's on the street. Okay. Yeah, you find a nice car roll whatever what's the other you're gonna use? I feel like where it would be appropriate.

Go for it. That was a just a three. Okay, uh, you're breaking into the car. You get into the car successfully.

You have stolen a car now. Um, all right. The group gets to like an elevator shaft. Uh, to zero like prize it open and the elevator is not at that four.

Um, he's like the uh, the computer bank star a couple floors up. We need to get up there. And he looks at uh, that iron says he did I quick shoot a grappling hook bullet. Oh wait, and he pulls out a grappling hook arrow and fires it up.

I'm just flipping on flipping him off the whole time. It wobbles a little bit but uh, it meets a target. He goes, okay, that's strange. Uh, and then he starts to climb the road.

He starts to climb the road. And you guys get to the next floor. You get to the next floor. Dead eyes return.

What happens next? Um, I want to sneak around and see if there's anybody on the floor. I don't think there's gonna be but I want to make absolutely certain that there isn't. You tell me if you're you have to make a skill roll deck.

So yeah, um, I'm gonna, I'm gonna scout ahead. I'm gonna start ahead. Okay. What do you do?

Oh, I thought it was just I'm just searching for um, other people that are on the floor. Like if somebody decided to work later or something. Okay, cool. So stealth or notice or what am I wrong?

Um, either or whatever one you want. Um, I'll roll notice. Oh, and I'm glad I did. So that was a wash on the roll.

So that's a plus three. Okay. Uh, yeah, you'd notice that there are a few people Um in the building on the floor you're on probably security guards, but they haven't noticed that you're in yet. Okay, so I'm going to turn back to the group and just tell them to like stay quiet and stay low.

Okay, so we don't get noticed. Okay. Uh, Golden Arrow, you're still outside not just stealing a car currently. I'm going to fly up to the roof since I'm flying and scouting.

Uh, I still see a few people up there and I'd like to clear out the enemies up on top of the roof. Uh, so I'm gonna use a fight. All right, which has a plus one because I'm unarmed. Um, which brings me to a two.

All right, uh, you fly up there. There's a couple of guards and you take them out with ease. I'll report via the radio. Roost free.

You guys want to go out that way? That's where Zeros is. Nice work. I don't need your validation.

Okay, I'm just trying to compliment you dick. All right, Roman Obos your turn. Uh, Roman Obos going to go to one of the windows after hearing the call in about the roof being free. Um, since you, uh, kick up in the window and um, I'm gonna use a fate point for him to turn into a vehicle where the wheels are section house.

Okay. And I'm going to attempt to, uh, carry twisted arrow and then I up the side of the building in the, uh, robo spider car. Um, so I'm gonna do a physique for that. Okay.

Uh, it's a wash. It's a wash. All right. Uh, you're not moving as fast as you would like to, but you are carrying them and going up.

Yeah, you're climbing the tower. You're trying climbing to be tower. Uh, Okay, uh, Knox you have stolen a car. What?

I'm sorry. Uh, yeah. See, bandages, uh, low kid has, uh, injury on her leg, uh, in the streets. Uh, so I was going to use sympathy.

Uh, what are you talking about? No, uh, I gotta came up with me. But later now I heard myself and she checked out over a minute. Um, okay.

That's completely lots of it. It's okay. I'm also kind of selling it until I get to go out with the hell I'm going to do. Oh, I think I was going to do.

Um, so I don't even do like this day. It's awesome. All right. I honestly don't really know what I'm going to do at this point.

So I kind of want to start my, it's equally way into the window kind of following in after them. All right. Roll sneak. Let's watch.

Uh, three. Okay, you're sneaking into the building. Uh, twisted arrows turn as you're climbing the building. He's like, there's the main frames were too far away.

Quick dead eye shoot a USB bullet. Oh wait. Uh, then he takes out an arrow from his quiver. She's towards the main frame.

She's a USB arrow towards the mainframe and uh, it connects and up against upload the virus. Wait, no, no, no, no. As a good tech person, everyone always knows the first time they try it. It's never actually right.

So we should have taught it. It was probably the wrong way to probably bounce out. Uh, he's been a fake point to twist the arrow in the correct direction. Oh, shit.

Yeah. Yeah, boy. He got it right. So all right.

So then now it's your guys has escaped. I know where escaping now. Uh, yeah. Well, yeah, he uploaded the virus and you're on the side of the building going towards the roof.

I don't really want to do anything to be like, hey, Robl, you need a boost. I don't know what the hell I do though. I can't shoot him again because I would just put him, put, push us down. Um, you pass if you'd like.

Yeah, I'm gonna pass. All right. I'm just glaring. I'm glaring at twisted arrow.

This fucker. You think your bolts are really useful. I think he's got to stick up his ass. He's on arrow, his ass.

Um, Well, there's your general arrow. Yeah, it's a dildo. I use my old dildo. I use my mind powers to put a dildo up.

Twisted arrows ass. No, yes, please. Are you fit? What do you really do?

Um, so they're getting to the roof. Um, balls. I don't have anything really to do. Uh, actually, what I'm going to do is I'm going to, since I'm on the roof, I'm going to lean over to the edge in one of the cars that's parked.

I'm going to attempt to pick it up using the laurel wreath. Um, with my mind powers and kind of smash it into the front of the building. Just a random car. Yeah.

Okay. All right. Um, I'll spend one fake point. Can I sort of a point so it's not a car that I broke into?

I mean, obviously I'm not going to do that. I was going to have you flip a coin. Actually, I did get a fake coin. Um, I had a plus or minus from Norse Foundry.

Well, that was a gen con noise. It's kind of cool. If you're saying you're actively not going to smash Knox's car, no, I'm not going to. Okay.

Uh, ow. Um, zero. Okay. Actually, I'm going to spend a fake point to reroll that.

Okay. Yeah. Four minus. Jesus Christ.

Plus four. Remake a Z. All right. You pick up a car and smash it in the building.

Uh, Knox, you're sneaking into the building and the car comes to match it to the front of it. It was the car that I broke into, right? No, it's not. Okay.

Uh, uh, Robodobo, you reached the top of the building. Everybody is there except for Knox. Okay. And the computer's there with the, uh, the USB arrow in it.

Uh, yeah. On your way up, he shot it into the mainframe floor. So you're good. You're good to go.

Oh, okay. But I'm not on the same level. I'm just at the top of the building. Yeah.

Okay. Uh, so, um, Robod's going to quickly scale back down to where the arrow was shot in, um, to, uh, to plug into the computer, um, that the USB arrow went to and he's going to run a Christmas tree.exe. Um, and, uh, disable like the a bass where, um, on the, uh, on the mainframe as well. And so that Christmas tree, uh, that exe is going to, uh, start loading up our relevant information for, uh, me, those stay to Knox.

Okay. So you like, you basically gave Knox by where as well? I don't know. I'm in a row of burglar to see how long it turned out.

Okay. Go for it. All right. Uh, it was plus two and one, so three.

All right. Seems like you uploaded it, but that was the goal is to give information to Knox as well. Yes. All right then.

Gugio. Uh, so everybody's relatively together except for Knox. Knox is your turn. Um, so, so I'm freaking in car discretion to the front of the building.

Is there a London lobby? I'm assuming I'm just probably looking at the lobby, you know, I'm trapped inside this building because I got a damn car just trapped me in. There's an elevator shaft with a rope painting down. Fuck that.

You can also climb over the car. I'm going to, can I just like yell out in frustration to like the other people to run towards like, yell, like I'm like, I'm about helpless stranded as her by. So everyone starts running towards the front door. Uh, like just anyone on the street?

No. I mean, like if I'm already inside and I'm already inside, can I like yell like a help or something to bring people inside the building? So like for them to go check out the noise because it's obviously crashed. I just want to add to the situation.

Right. But like people on the street or like the people that you're with? Oh, no, no, not the people that I'm with. I'm going to be faking it.

Obviously. I'm not trying to get their attention. Okay. So people on the street.

Yeah. All right. Roll whatever you want to roll to do that. Oh, fuck.

They're going to be choice. I guess to see you pushing. Yes. That's a two.

Okay. Knocks just kind of like yell. Oh, oh, oh my gosh, this car is trapped. I'm going to be fascinated by skid.

Oh, okay. Uh, it's just like you're shouting that. Uh, it sounds like somebody is coming to your aid. Cool.

All right. So, Sidero says, let's get out of here. Uh, and calls for the helicopter to pick everybody up. And he asks golden arrow, where's uh, where's Knox?

Uh, I thought the mission leader was supposed to keep track of everybody. Well, I, whatever, if we, if we get too far away, his neck thing will explode and that's no worry of mine. So I'm just going to wait here for the helicopter. If you want to find him, that's fine with me.

But if not, I guess I'll just, he'll take the heat, he'll take the heat for this one and then die. Oh, fuck. I fly down to the key first floor and just flying down. He's like, you got a minute and a half.

All right. Continue for it. Okay. All right.

Um, and I'm going to knock on the plate glass and be like, Knox, we have to go as you fly down to the first floor, you see a girl trying to climb over the car that you put through the front of the building. The plate glass I'm in front of. I just punch and I'm like, he going through here. Are you talking to the girl?

Yeah. She's like, oh, okay. Thanks. Oh, then walk in and grab Knox.

She says, who are you guys? My name is Black Legolas. I'll take off and fly away with Knox. No, as, uh, as, as they're kind of like going in, uh, Knox is going to run past as golden arrow, sort of like addressing this woman and jump immediately in the car that he stole earlier.

And like turn it on and rub it off. Oh, Jesus. Golden arrow will just be like, go up and knock on the window and be like, really, man, I can fly. Do we need a car?

Knox like, look, not as seriously. Fuck. Fine. Oh, wait.

No. No. No. Um, your neck thing will explode if you get too far away from the guy on the roof.

Knox slowly rubs the engine. That'll be a solid. All right, man. And I fly up to the roof.

All right. Okay. The helicopter starts coming. Uh, Knox, what is your plan exactly?

To drive along like below the helicopter as it's going along. Oh my God. Do you have drive? Yes, I do.

Okay. All right. Uh, everybody gets hit at the helicopter, uh, except for Knox, uh, roll drive. Oh my God.

And I'm also adding a big point over this. You can plus two if I can't have it no way. So I did that. So it's a negative one plus one and drive.

So it's a zero plus it's you. Oh my God. Okay. So two isn't great for this particular task.

You're driving below the helicopter, but every once in a while, it'll go over like a river. And like driving through the river isn't great. And the car like sells out and like as the helicopter is getting further away, you just you hear something in your neck beeping. Um, and you have to let you're struggling to keep up with the helicopter.

Um, it's continuing to fly. Uh, you're keeping up, but barely in its beeping. I would like you to make another, uh, roll of drive. Should I have a?

I'm going to use another way for it. Okay. Nice. That one's a little bit better.

Uh, the other ball overall is a plus one plus another to see your plus with a drive is two and then plus a two for my point, which is a four. And now there are two. Okay. There's so many wheels where there's a will.

There's a way. Okay. Um, so yeah, okay. You're driving.

You're a little bit closer now. The beeping has slowed down a little bit, but you're still not a hundred percent caught up. Um, it is driving to another city. So like, you're having to drive through like forests and riverbeds and it's not exactly what a sports car was designed for.

Why are you doing this? Fine, whatever. Why did you do this to yourself? I don't want a sports car.

Okay. Uh, what I will let you get all the way back with one more drive roll. Oh, I'm doing it. You know what?

I'm not going to set a fake point. I'm just going to straight roll drive. Do you have a fake point left? I got one.

I got three. Right. All right. So you do, you do have a reroll option.

I dropped that one. Oh shit. Where's that? That's a plus.

That's a plus. Where's it? Where's it? Where's it?

That's a plus. On this last one. That's a negative. See, I got a plus.

This is a negative. It's like a plus three overall. Plus three? Yeah.

Didn't you say you had one in drive? So that's a four? No, I had three positives, one negative. So it's a plus two for the roll and plus one.

So it's a three. Okay. All right. All right.

So you're able to make it all the way back home when the helicopter lands. Um, the thing in your neck still beeping. You cut it real close. Got a real close.

All right. So everybody, you're, uh, you're back home. What happened? Um, looks like he's, uh, he was frozen for a little while.

Yeah. That's not where I got the system. Yes. There was a heavy load on the system.

Yeah. I had to run anti-virus software for a minute. Yep. They didn't want to tell us the audio though.

Ooh. So does anyone tell Robl what happened after he froze or just going to ignore him? See if I can ignore it. Go in there.

I was just going to ignore him. You guys can blame them. I mean, I was there. That idiot child decided to take a car instead of riding in the perfectly fine helicopter.

Is it like Donaldson's car on this Donaldson? Unless Donaldson owned a Lamborghini. No. Oh, no.

Donaldson's at all. Okay. So, uh, after you guys get back home, he's like, all right, you got a couple of, couple of days to rest until we start our next mission. Nest pulls up the Lamborghini and opens the door.

And as he does, everyone can hear life is a highway blaring as loud as it possibly can as he steps out of the vehicle. To his ears, like, hey, you got that on mixtape? He's like, yeah, there was something that just left this like a time mixtape of the same song over and over again in the car. I don't know.

Who does that? I mean, it was great to actually probably help me drive, but it's just that one song. It's just that one song and every single one. It's actually pretty good after like the five hundred twenty second time.

That seems like a really bad mixtape, man. Don't you just that song. Just saying, whatever. You guys got a couple of days until we go on an ex-mission.

You're not living here now, are you? Well, please God, no. I have to stay here while you guys are under my care until we're done. You have one mission under your belt.

Can you do one favor for me if you're gonna live here? I don't have to do shit for you. I'm just just get the arrow that's up your butt. Can you just pull it out real quick?

Yank it right out. It'll feel better. I promise. Yeah.

Will it? It will. I can do it for you. Well, I think the Olympics are on.

I think I'm gonna go watch a competitive gun shooting. Oh, wait. That's not a skill. Actually it is.

I don't want to. I mean, I don't want to. I mean, I don't want to. It means to hold my earrings because shit's about to get real.

It's like just to like, tell your fucking heels for two days and then we'll be on a mission again. So, oh no. That I begins turning her rings around. She puts Vaseline on her pants.

Go herself Vaseline. Oh. Somebody guys doing that two days? Hey, twist it arrow.

Yeah. So, here's the thing. We all kind of pay rent here. So, you're gonna need to like kick in for groceries and like electricity you use and all that kind of stuff.

Look, I'm not living here. Currently, this entire property is property of the government until you are released of your duty. You're doing the toilet. So, I don't have to do shit because y'all are property of the government till I say otherwise.

You're real hassle. You know that? It's not my concern. I'm just here to get the job done.

I don't want to be here just as much as you don't want me to be here. I don't think that's true. No. I probably, yeah, you're right.

I want to be here less than you want me here. I'm not gonna say anything else to. I'm just done with this conversation. Okay.

I want to in those two days, I want Knox to jerk off into a cup and I would like to deliver that semen to his future daughter that is holding a handle list, his handless future wife or baby mama in the fucking basement. Knox, does this happen? So, how much did this happen? Just, you know, oh, God.

You're changing. All right. Golden Arrow takes the cup, walks up to Knox's room where Knox is, I assume, and he's going to sit down on the bed, Knox's bed. Where's Knox?

I'm not going to. Come on, dude. You're Knox. Tell us.

Making the story together, Phil. Like a cooperative storytelling experience. Let's work together. He used my mind powers to tell Knox to come out to his room.

No, Knox, this is definitely like the desk, just like watching Golden Arrow. And as he sits down, he's just going to reach into like a drawer, slowly opens it and reaches it to get like a medical like come out and slides across the table to go to the arrow. Is it is the cup full? Is this full of this white viscous kind of salty?

He's not going to taste it. I'm just, you know, just in case this white viscous fluid. I will take a pillowcase off the bed and I will use that like a glove to pick it up. Then I will very carefully walk down the hallway, down the stairs and to the basement with it.

Okay. So I have a question for you, O.G. Master. So those couple of hot corn stars in my area, what were their names again and how did that exactly get their seed?

Get their seed? Oh my God. What do you mean their seed? I would like to say this before this all goes down.

I am going to tell future Knox to get it tested first. Like you were, you didn't say male porn stars. Well, why did you just assume they were from Alex? Because you were on porn hall looking for hot singles in your area and that's not usually, you don't usually get male porn stars in that particular Google search.

I'm sorry. Why not? I said hot singles. It's very good description.

I mean, if you assume at this point that like Knox's browser history doesn't exactly know his sexual orientation because of maybe he looked at this movie. So maybe it's like throwing things out at him there. It's like, oh, first time to porn them. Let's throw a little, you know, dating websites here.

Let's have hot little singles. Maybe a little anime slippin on the side, you know, maybe a lot of like pancake factory. Okay. So the two porn stars that were in your area were female porn stars.

Oh, because you did not say specifically that you're looking for male porn stars and the pun names I came up with are female. Face. Because that's why. So what were you saying again?

Knox? Let me look at how to make fake scene. Jesus, spark it. There's a thing on eBay you can buy.

It's called Spunk. It's just it comes in a big bottle. It's just fake scene. Okay.

That's what it is. Or you can or you can rob a sperm bake, but you've had not been outside of a few hundred meters of this group. So there's still dogs on the property. Yes, there have been dogs on property.