Villain Underground #23

Welcome to another chill chill episode of villain underground today. We've got all right alley. I am down with the sickness We've got chill Phil. We got that cool guy Cody Yeah, and we got will on down the road Hey guys So you're ready for another Relaxed adventure in the world of shu get ready.

It's three o'clock in the morning and we're gonna play some jazz now Right what if we did that is like We're just like jazz for now We'd be a crew of jazz villain or we play a scat man We play a different version of everyone is John we play everyone is scat man and it's just us going around scatting Can we I used to have I used to be a part of a podcast called lobster cast we in between segments We would have we play public domain music but like MIDI public domain music that you find on like really shitty websites And for one episode we called a vacation. We're like hey We're not doing episode this week is wrong vacation, but we hope you enjoy some public domain and we played it for an hour We release entire episode of public domain for an hour It was it was good was that episode the most unsuccessful Yeah, yeah, it was pretty much the most unsuccessful Yeah, but at least somebody would have gotten the humor I would imagine Man, I should be released all those old episodes a lot of people would actually might listen to it. Oh boy I kind of really just want to podcast dedicated to listening to public domain music and then kind of reviewing it and then putting it out there It would not public domain music is one terrible and two often very racist Yeah, it's true, but I mean like you sometimes you find like a diamond in the rush Yeah, like if you like just the song titles alone or racist and then if you like look up like the lyrics of the songs If they're even more like not good So you're going to just look up public domain music and it's like oh all this list like really old songs And then like you look at the lyrics to it's like they're not good like the reason the reason nobody owns them is because nobody wants To own them anymore. It's real bad So reviewing them I can imagine it just being terrible because like you're like oh the name of this song is nope Not saying that the lyrics of this song were originally nope not saying that next song Welcome to finding songs to play on the banjo Anyway, who's gonna tell us what happened last time on the chillin underground looks like will Man don't even ask me that you know, it's been about months since we recorded and I'm just gonna make up some bazurch shit Make up that bazurch shit, baby.

This chill. This is what I have in my notes. I have the word cock and then milo spade As much as I can remember was like we were all part of Kill yourself crew and they had a special mission for us we We went out to swap the fight crocodile Dundee man and in a fortress that was it was like the the Alien based under the Mesa where it had like sub levels Yeah, I mean That was the end There also knock shot himself in the chest and Hey, I was keeping to the crew name Yeah, yeah We're looking for the famous VC villain murderer alligator Apparently it's everyone's favorite that you guys give me shit about everything Yeah, your real life worst villains your history's worth atrocities, okay, so now that we barely summarized the last episode Are you ready to get into this one? Bring it all right, so I guess I will tell you where you were Robonoble had turned into an airboat I think and like all of the crew were sitting in robinoble about to go attack a militia group who is in the swamps But Cody is under a device that is stopping his neck part from blowing up due to lack of proximity to the the twisted arrow So he is so back at home sitting under that machine waiting for you guys to get home Right yes, I mean yeah, all right.

So you angry beards music angry beards Angry birds. Oh angry birds. Okay, so you're playing angry birds. I guess that kill some time Guess we don't have to go back to Cody for a couple hours.

Yeah, that's fine with me Alright everybody else you're on our on a river boat. What are you guys doing? I gamble not? I'm at like airboat.

Oh, okay Like not not very heavy not like yeah, they have them all along the Mississippi And we've got twisted arrow with us how far away are we from the militia compound? Uh, you're a few clicks away. Thanks. It's co-opners.

Yeah in cool guy Yeah, cool guy words chill guy words. Yeah. Yeah, so you're a few clicks away. So twisted arrow.

What do we What's the plan here? Well, I was This this didn't have a sign up mode Um, I was gonna say uh, we drive up to the compound and y'all mustn't do your thing Yeah, that's uh, that's what I got I mean, that's kind of boring, but hey look last time you did infiltration That's kind of what I'm good at but we're bringing you to this thing because this is what you guys are good at smashing killing, right? That's a weird logic because we're bad at the last thing so you brought us anyway Well right now, but I'm not I'm letting you, you know, you're taking the reins you do it. All right, I suppose Um Dead eye.

Did you bring anything fun? Quote quote unquote Fun how boom fun like things that make go bloom Of course I brought boom fun. Who do you think I am? I don't know I don't want to know your secret identity either.

Let's keep this professional, please I have a whole file if you want to read it. Nope. You put that down. I don't have it with me Okay, good.

I stored on one of your dumb usd arrows. Yeah I did I don't know how that's dumb. I can access computers from a long distance away, but there's no interface You know, I'll run dot exe All right. Oh, so you got some Trojan arrows.

Yeah, I got some of those too There's one large arrow with lots of little arrows inside of it But it's just gonna be a used condom hanging on the end of an arrow Just more than it is to kill Just put the just to make him sad All right, well, all right, so let's uh drive drive the drive the airboat there You heard him robo. Let's do this Mm Golden arrows actually gonna fly there. He's gonna kind of jump up and see if he can get high up and like see it from afar Okay, yeah, you can kind of see where it is I mean there is some overbrush chair and like a can of peace So it's a little hard to see and you can't get too far away from the airboat without your neck leaving. Sure.

Can I roll a notice? See sure go for it wash so it's a plus one All right. All right. Um, yeah, you can you can kind of know you notice there are some dudes on the on the roof couple of dudes with like some AKs Hmm interesting.

I will put in the earpiece that we have now acquired since last mission And tell my teammates on the ground That we have it or that there's a few people in the roof with AKs Basically what I'm establishing canonically that we have a method to communicate with each other Less smart, okay. Wait, I thought we had one we had like Bluetooth earpieces. I've like conically described this It's like this at four or five. I thought it was last mission that we like mess up and because we commit talk to each other or something like that I Know probably right.

I'm reassuring the game master. Yes. Okay. I know all right.

So you're there. You're traveling around Is there any way you can take these guys out? I mean I can try And then we'll speed up and slam right into the roof We can fight however they can't be wrong Okay on the roof there are four people make a roll Kill oh, okay. Yep.

There's a kill roll. We'll kill It's a wash on my roll and then plus one from the put them up while I'm unarmed I get a plus one and my fight is a plus two so three total three total Okay, describe how you take out these four men. I punch the first three to death and then I drag one of them into the swamp and drown in Jesus roof stew. Oh, actually no I knock out three of them.

I throw one guy into the swamp and then throw his three friends on top of him So then he drowns at all of that Okay, cool. I guess all right as the airboat Charges towards the front of the base Twisted arrow says did I Make us away in okay Not like that I am going to Pull out the explosive thing that I definitely totally brought and I'm going to shoot it at the wall. Okay roll shoot So that's a plus one on the roll and my shoot is a plus four so that's a plus five All right, you blow a hole big in the wall and to zero like nice Roman oboe go through the hole Uh robo nobo who is already in in motion for this action uses his physique to launch everyone on board up over the wall Okay over the wall. Yes instead of through the hole.

Yes, and uh, that's a total of one with a poor roll. I have Okay, all right. You barely clear the wall instead of going through the hole that was made Robo Some guards come rushing out because of the noise and the nonsense. It's just an arrow fires some arrows and takes them out Golden arrows your turn.

I'll just like look at robo and dead eye and then uh twist it arrow and i'll just kind of Bear hug them and then we'll go through the hole the hole Pick up a book here. All right, so you're going into the building now. Yeah, okay. All right, uh roll physique to carry them all Sock plus four plus four.

Yeah, all right. You make it through the hole. Uh, so guys come right out. They're firing guns at you Uh, that eye is your turn.

I'm going to do my version of spray and pray Which is basically hit everything i'm aiming at and then gloat at his arrow So that is a plus two on my rolls as a plus six tissue. Okay. All right, you take out all the dudes Uh twisted arrow is like all right. Let's go down this hall and like as you're going down the hall He takes an arrow out that looks relatively bent and he shoots it and it goes around a corner And then as you pass around the corner you see that he hits somebody that was on the other side of the wall And then he looks back at you like mmm.

Yeah, can you just pull it bitch? Jim, Jim can i make a goof? Sure. What would you like from miles away?

Okay, from miles away, uh, knocks us to himself spray and pray with an e Because because because it's spray and pray because she's not praying. She's like she has pray Oh, oh boy. Oh boy. Get it Um, we're jokes always always always she does have gun kata.

So she technically could bend bullets and back into the darkness That brief admission brought to you by vocabulary All right, uh, Roman help with your turn Okay, so we're just in an empty hallway at this point Uh, yeah, well, there's dudes laying around and like you guys are like charging through the building like storming the place Um, okay. Is there some kind of elevator entrance are we still fighting dudes right now? Uh, all the dudes seem to be cleared out, but there is an elevator. Okay.

Um, Is it open or close like is operating or is it a lock elevator? I'm gonna try it. It's locked It's like I need some sort of password. Okay.

Um, robo is gonna roll a burglary to hack into the interface and try to disable the passcode Ah, yes. Do it up Let's do let's do all right. You you hack it. You're in the elevator.

You're going down How far do you guys go down in the elevator? Um, you said here's on the bottom floor, correct? Yeah, it's on the bottom floor. Okay.

Um Uh Like cheesy elevator music playing and we're just standing around staring at each other. Uh, no, there's no cheesy elevator music There are some uh mechanical noises and you hear like some computer noises It sounds like kind of like way back in the day when you used to have to log on to the internet Like you hear someone who just went there's a racist public domain media file song Now I have to keep the whole conversation in Otherwise, that's not gonna make sense Uh golden arrow will say oh fuck it's stuck. He just starts jumping up and down To get the elevator to go down. Yes, okay All right, the elevator reaches the bottom as it reaches the bottom the doors open And there are a bunch of dudes standing there ready to fire on you golden arrow is your turn I am going to use a face points Uh Maf I can just get killed I would like to grab a handful of arrows out of twisted arrows Um Quiver thank you.

Yeah, that was the word quiver and I'm going to use my mind powers to throw them at multiple people Like basically shoot them. Okay, so do you want me to roll a shoot or physique because that's tied to my mind powers Just roll physique. It's basically like you're punching them out. It doesn't yeah, but like just the flavor is different Plus four All right, you take out about half of the group.

Um, they start to fire at you guys, but you guys are badasses So did I get to go? So I'm gonna pull out my automatic I All right, you take out the other half of the group the group is decimated before you Twister arrows like awesome and then he starts charging ahead down the hall towards the towards a larger What looks like a secure door up ahead where robin obl scan from before Uh indicates that the guy that you're after is behind it Um golden arrow would like to help did I collect all the magazines but those men left Okay, uh you get to the door and golden or twist arrow says robin obl can you hack it Uh robin nobo comes running up from behind and does a flying drop kick into the door with the uh physique Okay Uh and he gets uh three total. All right, so you put a huge debt in the door, but it does not open and it goes No robo actually hack it please Um death or golden arrow so your turn is spent collecting magazine can it change it to your trident knock down the door now Yes, like robo goes in first Yeah, go for it. Oh boy plus one All right, uh you you put another smaller dent in it and uh it still doesn't seem to budge and he's like guys No, please there's a panel right here.

Did you just Did I charge? Did I? Did I? Are there hinges?

Can we see hinges? No, it looks like a slide it like a slide together like a uh like a star track door Like a star dammit. I'm gonna shoot the Happy 50th anniversary start your Um Shit now. I don't know.

We'll just go to walk up next to twister air and go. What did what did you come along for because you haven't done jack shit yet Uh I came to be a leader because all y'all suck and I also came to watch you guys. It's not you're not doing this for yourself You're doing work for me now. Are you gonna so so you're our glorified babysitter?

Yeah pretty much How same difference will you he likes to watch robo no, but will you please just hack the fucking door Robo use keypad and he's gonna punch the shit out of the keypad with physique to try to open the door You gotta do Goddamn it You bust the keypad open and he goes that's not gonna work dude go narrow. It's your turn Zeke the door open Can I just see the door to open no Plus four physique. I am just washing out all of my rolls and that's disappointing me All right, you you punch the door again. There's another bigger dent that still doesn't open He goes dudes really come on you have like specific skills and you're just not just refusing to do anything that I it's your turn Is there an intercom on the door?

Yeah, uh, it's halfway punched, but yeah Can I can I attempt to use it go for it? All right, so I'm gonna walk up and press the button and be like hey, so uh, Can you just open the door because it would be a lot easier if you would All right, there's no reply robo no, he goes I think you can still manage to hack it if you can try to interface with it robo no, bro uh robo scratches his head and walks up and starts pulling at some of the wires and uh Connects to the connect the wires to himself to interface with it. They're okay. Okay, roll burglary Uh, it's a plus two total plus two All right, you start hacking the door, but you feel like there's something resisting you and you don't quite get it open Can it go narrow like uh how the uh cheats marons character and Oliver and company when it like the chihuahua when it bites the wires it gets electrocuted No, it doesn't quite electrocute you but it but you feel like there's there's something like actively fighting against your hacking I want to grab robo no mo use it as a sludge hammer Okay, all right go for it can robo turn into a sledgehammer to the uptime or are you just gonna bash him?

All right, you finally break through the door Uh, all right, you finally break through the door, uh, we'll cut back to well fill gave this composure We'll cut back to knocks knocks you are sitting there under the machine. Is there anything that you do? Knox said doesn't like this part motion is yes. I finally broke down that frickin barricade You get like you squealing nice nice call.

Okay. All right, so you're still playing angry birds Is there anything else that you wanted to do or you're just gonna wait? uh What's this phase Dean Brown is gone right? He's just yeah, he took the girl away.

They're all good I can't leave this spot right now you bet you know what no Um, can I just like start fucking with the the new Messed around with fangled technology. That's from the future but built with radio check parts Yeah, you can feel like that kind of like to start like looking at them researching them See if like maybe there's a way I can make the uh the little Thing that's stopping me from exploding like mobile. Okay, so you're gonna start working on that uh role like do you have any uh Tech skills you would like to roll to try to do that Uh, uh, I mostly just have burglary and investigate maybe uh roll burglary for now Cool Oh, that's not the greatest um That is a negative one on the roll. So that's a plus one of roll Okay, uh, you're starting to take some apart you're trying to get uh a knowledge of what the technology is and how does it work?

Um, it's beyond you, but you're like you're learning that makes sense. Okay Can I also can I also call down the uh, Knox patrol and uh, just kind of like have a small pow wow with them down there Just to like kind of ask them to like search the area. Oh, you're nine. You're nine dudes Yeah, my nine dudes.

Yeah, they're doing too kind of empathize with them Maybe have like a team meetings and trust falls there Uh, you learned that like uh going into town sucks with them because they're like being targeted by multiple people like every time they go out Like they're getting harassed Are they wearing uniforms? They shouldn't do that outside the mansion. Well, they're like, yeah, we're totally wearing uniforms outside the mansion Like we're trying we're trying to make a presence on the street, bro boss But you're being targeted. That's no, no, you're not useful if you're dead.

Well, we're not dead yet I mean someone's trying to kill us, but we're not dead yet when we were still like 30 dudes. Somebody was killing us off left and right Like we told you about that and you and the lakuso survived the best of the cream of the crowd All right, give me a compliment. Jerry take it. He certainly passes chest take it, Jerry.

I'll take it. That's good. Thank you All right, let's say you bow out with them. You connect with your men Okay, all right back to the base.

You bust through the door the smoke clears. Um, there's like four dudes One of them is in kind of a kind of an outfit. It looks kind of like a old Revolutionary war outfit around the room. There are a number of flags including it.

Don't tread on me and like an early american flag And stuff like that and the after you bust through the door. He's like, why are you charging into our base? Golden Arrow will just simply start admiring the flags around Why are you doing this? It just was like you made an enemy of the United States government Have Adam boys, you think kind of waves you guys forward No, but seriously, what are you doing?

Who are you talking? I'm telling you what to do? I'm your You're not doing you're just standing here. What the hell are you?

Why did you even bother coming back when you got your first job and you were flippin burgers? Uh, and your boss was like flipping burgers and your boss was like hey continue to flip the burgers and you're like I don't see you flippin burgers That's not that's not how that works. Yeah, but see they have guns and they're pointing them at you go flip I'm not worried about me. Go flip the burgers.

Go flip them. Miss you flip the burgers. Okay, so then I decided to argue for her turn Robonobo Um, robo novo, uh, is has been uh kind of slowly rolling Uh, smoke coming off of him from where he smashed through the door I'm just gonna sit up and dust himself off and goes Who here to complete the mission? Okay, the guy says what mission just leave I have no quan- murdered many of my men I was here in peace on my own territory my own property But hold it to no man Oh, uh, robo got suicide Society email that says uh that we got to take you down Hmm Well, that's unfortunate.

Um, and uh robo novo's gonna walk up and attempt to restrain him. He's gonna grab his arm Okay Uh, sick plus six physique. Oh, jesus. All right, you grab his arm Uh, goulnero, what do you do for your turn?

It's just him in this room, correct? Uh, it's him and three other dudes. They all have guns and they're not they're not firing on you yet. Mm Interesting.

Okay Uh, I would like to push the guns out of their hands All right, roll for it Got the immune use ice Uh, four All right, you you knock the guns out of their hands. Uh, did I do you do anything? I'm just layering it twisted arrow because he's fucking useless right now. He's just standing there like an idiot Okay All right, so uh Uh The the man in the the the period outfit Uh, he says I guess you can take me down But you'll never stop our plan and he pushes something that's in his hand and one of the walls opens up There's like a large computer monitor and it like it says uploading and the bar is like at 78 percent Uh go narrow.

It's your turn Oh, look back here twisted arrow and be like Better fire that usb arrow and I will walk up to the man in period clothing and I will Jab him in the eyes and then I will try to pull the skull from his head Okay, all right Head flat. I'm sorry. I miss though Uh, uh, is he guys in work fight? Uh, probably fight.

Okay. Uh, that is I switched that by the way. That is plus six Okay, all right you you murder You can kill the man And then the other guys are on the like minute man. No And then twisted arrow shoots them with arrows until they are dead now you do something once everything is done now you do something Robonobah, what do you do?

Uh, robo nobo standing there for a second while the uh, I guess uh, the the period clothing guy is uh, Disballs lamp and he's standing there holding his arm for a second and then kind of uh with a startle jumps back and goes In shakes his hand off Okay, um Just an arrow runs over to the computer and he's like he's typing stuff and uh, he stops the download or stops the upload Was everybody else would do while he's doing that? I take it. Don't tread on me post there. Uh flag from the wall.

Okay Low carry jobs in 2016 Robonobah is gonna start looking through their period era, um racist midi file music. Okay That I what do you do? Uh, I'll be collecting the guns and checking their ammo. Okay.

Um Okay, okay, uh after the upload stops, um a large, uh, very simplistic pixel face Uh appears on the computer screen and uh a voice comes out of the computer that says you'll never stop what we're planning And uh, tuzu arrow looks uh frantic as he's like typing on the computer Golden arrow will walk up next to him. He'll be like, uh, what are you doing? I'm trying to stop processor from escaping. You're gonna have to expand upon that The processor is currently locked on this computer.

It's a great computer Well, I can't he's it's not as simple as that Can I just unplug the computer, please? You can try. Yeah. Go for it.

Yes. What do I need to roll? You just walk over to the plug and unplug it. Yes All right, so you unplug the computer.

Uh tuzu arrow is like, no, that's not the damn it. No, it's not how you do it I mean you're not supposed to turn it off and then turn it back on again No, you're not supposed to turn it off and turn it back on again Robonobo you feel a a Wi-Fi signal breaking into uh your matrix roll will What on brain with just again, it's great. It's just like got up and just rolling around the room Uh, I roll the roll the two you roll the two. All right, you take six mental damage Romanobo starts freaking out in these like the guy from brain ages in my head now Twister glasses glasses glasses twisted.

Twister arrow says see at least he was trapped doing process while he was in the computer Roman oboe make another wheel roll Wait, I had to take six mental damages. Oh, yes. Okay. Hold on.

I don't think I went through this early here Okay, so wait remind me again. I can mark off a three box regular And then then at least then uh, then you have to take like at least a block of consequence that would fit a three Okay, uh, what's up for consequence? Uh, for consequence, uh for this particular thing probably Uh, I don't know Like stop doing sedexo puzzles Uh, fragmented fragmented membrane. All right, but you have to make another one.

All right, now I'm on top of this I roll the class to floor. Well, um, and I got a plus three Okay, you take three middle damage No Twister arrow says how do you unplug him? Give me a two consequence for this. Um insane in the mainframe Yeah, I like it.

Yes Uh, eight dot zero zero three four four zero zero four does not exist Uh after being asked how we unplug robinobo I go to the extremely long extension cord we have No, we get a shot of that thing from uh the ava anime where like the two minutes pops up on the screen is All right robin obo a large antenna starts sprouting from your head and you begin uploading something To something else That's that's not good Yeah, no, I know I was trying to deal with it that I plugged the computer back in Okay, all right All right, you get the you get the bios screen Where's windows? Why is it not starting? Yeah, yep, see wow, I guess I do nothing. Hmm.

Uh, you fucking all up. Don't you die? It's my charm. That's how I do.

All right. Um, just for you though robin obo. Uh, your system is uh, uh, Corrupted what? He's mining Oh, okay, okay.

Well what would happen if I shot the antenna off? She's shooting his dick Um robin obo, uh his eyes say uploading and then they quickly uploaded thing and then his eyes beat us So false to the ground or something like that. Yeah, he goes stiff and falsely ground um like well Processor got away and uh your friend is probably corrupted beyond repair So I hope you know what you're doing Well, maybe if you had told us what we were doing to begin with you wouldn't be having this problem But no you're too good for that with your USB arrows and your bullshit He starts walking away. He's like if you want to carry the the I don't know the scrap heap now you can but uh, I'm getting out of here Okay, can we come back to uh knocks in the uh downstairs sure and uh john cena music plays and they're doing an underground uh wrestling Uh kind of montage with the other the other nine guys and uh one guy comes out dressed as john cena starts like flexing And they've got like a arena built kind of with a bunch of these stretchers And like knocks is in the middle with like two other guys one guy looks like a very racist like native american The other guy looks like uh kind of a minute man soldier Okay Um one of your one of your guys is like I didn't know you like rustic so much knocks Knocks is like hell.

Yeah, I do the acting is superb. I've got I've got a great band to show you they're called ICP if they like they like to they like to rustic just as much as you do Oh sounds interesting. Yeah, here. I'll show you some of the great music Okay What you don't want to put on miracles right now?

You don't want to know okay? All right, i'm also back. Okay. Twister arrow is leaving robin oboe is on the flop Uh did I go there what you do?

Oh pick him up and carry him a beautiful baby robot boy back to uh I'm sure we don't have an air boat do we? No No, when you when you get to the outside of the base uh twister arrow uh calls in the helicopter and the helicopter comes flying And he jumps on the ladder starts climbing up Robonobo uh well more uh golden arrow Uh while while you're in the helicopter you guys get in the helicopter as well or do not Yeah, okay while you're in the helicopter flying back. Um, you notice something faint in uh robin oboe's screen eyes Uh, it looks like there is some sort of system recovery happening It's uh, it's it's backdated so that his system is recovering from a restore point before you met robonobo Three weeks earlier It's only been three weeks But there's also there's a message note of your files will be replaced or deleted Updating or like system files must have been corrupted backing up from restore point running triangle tip for the call Okay, so your head it back Uh twister arrow still seems to believe that robin oboe is a pilot junk So he deactivates robin oboe's shit. He's like that thing's never gonna run again All right, and then you get back to the house Uh knocks you hear uh after your wrestle mania show Uh after you hear a bunch of icp and you love it Did they watch some guy fieri to yeah guy fieri icp, uh the other guy that looks just like those two The other one oh the guy from smash mouth.

Yeah, she listened to some smash mouth and icp while watching designers driving the dies It's body once told me that we're yeah, only 10 seconds otherwise we're gonna get copyright started right Either way, all right you hear that they're back at the house Uh knocks and the uh other guys uh make a body Or make it look like there's a body in the stretcher that knocks was in before and they spray catch up above where the head is And they put knocks his helmet on the floor pointing away and they all hide Okay, all right everybody's in the house uh twister arrow's like i'll let you know when there's another mission And then he goes he goes to his uh trailer that's parked in the arctic Um go narrow will take robin oboe down to the basement Okay You see all follow all right you see a helmet stuck in some catch up on the floor I didn't even get a roll craft. Okay, okay roll craft That's actually pretty decent. I got a two all right. It's a convincing helmet and catch up Damn it How fooled are you by it?

Uh do I roll a notice? Yeah, roll a notice against his five craft All right Or investigate either one. Oh, nice if it's investigate. I also got a five Oh, I got a three Okay, uh, then I think she probably exploded uh Going arrows like that.

No, and then you're able to lean down and go that's catch up Then all the minions and knocks jumps out goes surprise And then I shoot one of them. Do you really? Uh roll will not to shoot one of them All right, this is my favorite part of the podcast Oh shit. I don't have will.

Uh, well, that's a plus one. All right, you shoot one of them, but you wing them You're able to tell the last time to point out at me What the hell did I don't don't Jump out at me. She shot me boss I know she did jerry's okay. Okay.

All right I'm gonna be a cool scar. Come on Okay, roll up with it. Okay. Robo no, bro.

You have booted back up So rebooting in rebooting in, um, zoo mode Okay Tosses his art safe for animals No, no zoos. No zoos safe Break a verami. All right. Heropic gone gone too soon A prince a prince a muksteeves.

Okay What? I don't know. Um, okay, uh, you're able to boot up and save him up, but you can restart to have full functionality if you want Okay, I'm gonna restart. Okay.

All right. What else you guys do in the basement Uh golden arrow would have put down robo no, but just walk back up to his room Well, you put him down. Yeah. Oh, no No The long he takes Alex I think it's time to reveal the long con that I was in it just to kill robo Thousand character points for the arms sights to the heroes meet next week Uh, the most heinous villain of us all are robo monkey.

Okay. All right. So robo no boy has been put down golden arrow goes back upstairs It's everybody else doing cleaning up the ketchup. Okay, did I sorry it wasn't me my internet rose.

Yeah, what are you doing? Um, I'm helping this idiot catch up his arm. Okay. All right, robo no, but you restart Uh, robo no, uh starts up and uh looks around and goes Where am I?

Knox you're you see robo no, oh and operational Roble can you give me some cleaners from uh, underneath the sink? We're gonna need a little bit There's the ketchup stain a bit would you mind robo's gonna, uh, uh grab and restrain knocks with a roar? Okay, what are you doing? All right, so he's gonna, uh, grab knocks as hard as he can with his uh, plus five physique Oh, shit.

All right, not even grabbed. Well as you come restrain or fight with uh physique Uh just fight with physique. Oh god Can I roll a thought extra try and get away? Um, yeah, you can try.

Yeah, come for it. All right. It's not much Oh shit. All right.

Well, I got a two. Nope All right, that is your turn Roble, what are you doing? Oh, kill And then he's just going to uh punch the wall next to uh, Knox's head with the zik Okay That was a uh for that time. All right, robo put the hole through the wall Oh shit, robo no robo no no Then I hear sure Roble put knocks down.

What are you doing? I don't know where I am but you are going to help me find my brother's killer Your brother is killer sure I can do that if you put knocks down put him down down Damn He's gonna heads up for a second Drop him hold knocks out like a full arms link so Knox says maybe a foot or two off the floor and then he's just gonna let him go All right, good boy. Knox crawls. Yeah, Knox troubles with the ground He like immediately likes to tell me help it help it One of your lackeys angel.

I'm like what the fuck happened to your slave bot He's gonna punch him in the toe. Whoever said this. He's not a slave bot. He's a robot monkey But he used to do everything you wanted to know what's your face bro boss He did and he sort of looks back and he's just sort of see tears are welling up in the helmet eyes Big stupid anime drops next to the fucking robot eyes, right All right, so you guys are in the basement anybody doing anything different?

No, it just goes up to his room All right, did I robin oboe? So what is this about your brother's killer? I'm going to find the people that killed my brother quoram sandwich That data was corrupted All right golden arrow you're upstairs making a brain witch And and Knox comes running past into his room. I chew on my delicious delicious brand witch I make a second and then I have an epiphany during the middle of my second brain witch and I realized that future Knox and Knox's girlfriend or future baby mama are not down there and Knox was supposed to be tied up Okay Okay Robonobo is up and moving about all of the lackeys seem to be trying to patch up a hole in the wall And clean up the rest of the ketchup and that eyes down there as well.

Well, Nara I think something's wrong with robo there's something wrong with this whole situation Well, yeah, but I think there's something really wrong with robo He just tried to kill Knox I'm glad he left him for me and that hole that I made last episode or two episodes ago Between Knox's room and the basement I will fly back All right, Knox you make it into your room and then golden arrow comes flying through the floor You just saw him in the kitchen But he comes back up through the the unfinished hole the floor again One of one of your men tried to put a piece of plywood over it, but you Golden arrow just consciously the plywood again Now it's just kind of walks into the room takes off the helmet and see what's like golden arrow comes out out of the The board just puts it back on All right, uh Golden arrow you flew up just in time to see his ketchup smeared face for just a second before he put the ketchup smeared helmet back on his head I would like to try to rip the helmet off Okay I don't know what am I rolling what am I rolling? I don't know. Are you gonna let him rip the helmet off? Knox I mean if he's walking over just taking it off it probably wouldn't take that be that hard Okay, so you take the helmet wrap it down the hole Into the basement Knox rolls his eyes You hear a hey, what the hell is that boy from downstairs and one of the other guys like you want to put it back in the ketchup ball?

No, that goof is done All right Where's her daughter? What what I she left what? Yes, she left And you were baby mama. Oh, she's getting new hands.

Hopefully if we can reconstruct them Rub a hand yeah, I don't know about hands. Sorry That is a goof before the podcast In the land Tom Brady with her robot hands. She's gonna be great at football. She's gonna be first round traffic in 2008 She is shit Let me go ahead and just assume that they didn't leave together No, one of them kind of jumped off the other's hands Well, I'm aware of that that happened previously But what I'm saying is that future Knox and your baby mama.

Let's call her Tom for now Oh Let's just say her and Tom didn't leave Under the same accord. I assume future Knox left due to some of your shenanigans Right, right right machine and against Can Knox like look down and then like look back up kind like wipes the ketchup off his face It looks back up at golden arrow. Okay, and I want to provoke Okay, they shut her you down a hole. I don't give a fuck You know That is a plus two so it's six overall.

Okay, what are you trying to provoke? And I also want to use a fake point. I'm not trying to provoke is also sort of a tibidation I also want to use a fake point if I can't have it. No one can okay Because I want to get that out to eight.

Knox will kind of look back up and go narrow Why are you doing this for her? Why is anything going on? Why do you need this? You have the lower wreath you have your power you have everything that you've ever wanted And now you want to what pay up debt back pay a debt back to who a person that came to the house and maybe gave you information In which you probably would have already done this she was from the future That means you would have figured it out eventually and you would eventually got that wreath But instead you come to me you employ her and try to get me to masturbate try to get my seat out from underneath me What what kind of imicile are you and now I have my own robot coming against me I have my employer coming against me my crew of minions is going out in the street and getting attacked And now you want to come into my room after the whole you busted to my floor This is my mansion by the way You were not ordering me around again or else I'll just kill myself and know I got to deal with your pathetic Whang squiggling self Do you want to stand me you pathetic insect?

I have seen a future where you don't matter one bit And I will throw with one I will throw him into the hole I'll throw him down the hole. Okay. All right. Uh, well first make a will roll against his uh intimidate.

Okay That is zero. I'll wash Okay. All right, you you want to throw him down the hole, but you just like you can't bring yourself to do it Okay, so let's just say i'm holding him above the hole. Okay.

All right. You stood up for himself and I took balls Okay, i'm done with you. I'm done with all of this. Fuck you.

Is that all you have to say? Yeah, you can't boss me around anymore. I'm not under your employ I'm gonna go talk to this twisted arrow guy and I don't know get this bomb out of my head or something You do whatever you want Doesn't matter anywhere. I suppose you're right.

Do you have what you want? Yeah, I do Now i'm gonna go get my army. All right. Where are you going?

I mean, I have to go talk to the boss about the bomb in my head Okay, all right. Uh, so you're going out over to his arrow. We'll cut back to the basement where dead eye and robinobo are This is there robinobo. What are you doing?

Um robos kind of facing around and uh, he says he's gonna talk to dad. I and go I don't know who you are, but you're going to help me find my brother's killer I already told you that I was going to do that robo and you do know who I am. I'm dead eye The last thing I remember was searching in the jungle on a lead and then I was apprehended by the shelter girl corporation I don't even know who the hell that is It's a makeup manufacturer They were doing robot animal testing that is just wrong I I don't know what they did to me, but a lot of my data is corrupted and I'm going to need some help with the fishes and searching for In a future leads The fishes I didn't say that The yeah, yeah, he said fishes I Like I said, there's some data corruption problems and I just need some help getting back to the ora bora Secret base shelter girl Wait shelter girls in bora bora hell I'm down for this. No You just said they were in bora bora.

What are you what? I don't even know anymore Uh, and then he's gonna uh stomp off and head upstairs. Okay. All right, uh You as you stop upstairs you see golden arrow leaving that's room and heading towards the outside I would like to say golden arrows crying Okay Robonobo you see a large man in the yellow outfit crying leaving the mansion He's gonna pause and look as golden arrow walks by and then just go shake his head and go And continue walking Okay All right, where are you walking to robonobo?

He's walking out of the mansion. All right, so you're walking like right behind golden arrow out of the mansion Yes All right golden arrow you walk out of the mansion uh twisted arrows uh camper rv is outside of the lawn um Robonobo has followed you outside Robo please just go back inside. I don't want to see you anymore Who are you? Golden arrow that doesn't make any sense You don't even have any arrows on your costume I don't know what you're talking about.

Why would you call yourself golden arrow? You just look like a tough wrestler dude Ba-ba-da-ba You know, that's the problem with robots. They don't really see humanity. I mean, just like the name, all right You really learned from your dad, huh?

My dad? No, no, no, you're dead I don't know who you were talking about who is nox the guy inside nox You know nox it's who owns the house Somebody owns this place. I thought it was condemned You see all the feral dogs running around in the yard Golden arrow will get down on me and look uh robo in the eye. You're like, this is your home.

You live here Now go see Donaldson and I don't know. Maybe he can make you some sandwiches and brain witches or something like that Donaldson's not even Robos gonna immediately remember who Donaldson is no um He's gonna do a search for this Donaldson. He doesn't know what's going on and he's gonna roll a contacts through the hell with Donaldson All right That's a plus one Uh, you have a faint recollection of a Donaldson what you remember is up to you, but it's not much I have some files on a Donaldson that used to attend AA meetings Yeah, that was him Couldn't keep that bottle out of a sandcat, David Thompson Look, I know he's a waste of that person, but he'll probably help you the most Why don't you just run inside and find him? He usually I mean he lives out back.

So Might be there Instead of the robo's gonna turn around a lot back into else looking for Donaldson. Okay. All right Dada, what are you doing in the basement? Um, I'm gonna walk out of the basement and make myself a brand-like Okay, I'm hungry.

All right. There's a lot of good sandwich fixing. What kind of sandwich do you make? Oh shit?

Oh, okay So I'm gonna take some bread and put some mustard on it and then put some do we have a party? I mean some party cheese, okay And some turkey and then a little bit of ham and some spinach. Oh, yeah Damage. Oh one of the guys like hey, uh, that does look like a good sandwich But later on we're gonna have some hamburger and some haram burgers and some haram dogs So if you're in the mood later, we're having a good out.

I'll be hungry again. It's okay. All right They're my new favorite brand of picnic meats All right, Knox back to you in the room Knox is going to be walking like out of the room back to work. Well, the pelmen's downstairs, right?

Yeah All right It's gonna walk out of the uh Head of his room and goes into the kitchen kind of like a reloading a gun The same gun he shot himself with and he's gonna like catch it closed and look over to uh, did I it's like We are about the only one that can help me now apparently um I want to find my Parents killers. Well parents killer What is with people wanting to find their families killers all of a sudden first robo wants to find his brother's killer Now you why are you having a gun? Give me that you should not have that no I don't point it at her Oh, sweetie. You don't want to do that You're not gonna take no you're not gonna take this gun.

This is this is the gun he killed them with you understand me Why do you have it? Because if donelson ever left my service, I'd kill him with a thing he killed my parents with Whoa, hold up. This is the guy that we were looking for when I first got here And he's the guy who killed your parents. Why in the hell was he in your employee anyway?

Well, he was easily manipulated Look, I don't look. I just need to find robo no vote. Okay. Come Make your side.

Okay. Can I have a sandwich too? Fine. I'll make you a freaking sandwich, but only this once.

Thank you That's what women belong as he walks out of the kitchen. I will shoot at his heels You're shooting in the house Yes, all right. You shoot in the house Oh boy. It was like real world world world challenge That was just already like we messed up anyway All right, uh before a robo no one walks in go narrow you're outside.

What do you do? I would like I would like oh damn it like two knock on tres aros trailer He opens door. He's like what's up. Can I come inside?

Gotta talk to you about something Sure, what's up? I sit down and I'm like what's up big cat? I can't work with knocks anymore For what reason? He wants to kill me and I want to kill him Okay, what's your solution?

You transfer me to a different handler. I guess I could do that. Is that what you really want? No, Alex I don't know what I'm not gonna stop you from doing the thing you want to do Like hey, I can give you some time to think about it But this is the thing you really want to do.

I mean no guarantee who who's team you're gonna be on or who where you're gonna go I just don't think we can do this together. I think We're two adults Alright, well, you know what I'm gonna give you the night and tomorrow morning if you still want to I'll transfer you Can I sleep here in my trailer? No, um, I have a pop up tent you can borrow you can go sleep at the front yard I do that. I set up a ring of barbed wires to the fair dogs.

Okay Alright, okay as you're setting up your pop tent. Robodoble comes back into the room into the house and knocks is there Robodoble's got some Music that he's listening to I look like he's reminiscing and thinking about stuff Okay, not to see Robodoble. Robodoble He waves his hand in front of his face. Robodoble is gonna remove his headphones and then you can hear a song playing I was in for a second before he turns him off.

It's the ghost of her ram Jones What's this about trying to get your brother revenge for your brother? I was told to come in here and look for it Donaldson. Are you Donaldson? No Donald No, Donaldson is not here anymore I'm knocks.

Do you remember anything? You don't The last thing I remember was when I was on the trail of the shelter girl corporation and was captured and they did all sorts of strange experiments to me and corrupted my data I thought I could okay. Um, well, um, I took you from them. Um, but you don't remember that apparently me and Donaldson did that Along well, not that long ago, but I need to find this Donaldson so I can be my brothers killers What does Donaldson have to do?

Yes, we have to find Donaldson so we can find your brothers killers exactly. Um, I'm also looking for Donaldson Maybe we can work together as some sort of fan. I mean team. Um, yes, uh, would you like to work with me to find Donaldson?

Fine. Just stay out of my way And he's just gonna walk off. He's gonna he's gonna push like shoulder check. Uh, not as he wants my not so like put some fan hand up, but Okay Sort of like looks down really really sad Okay.

All right night starts everybody going to bed Golden arrow in a tent. Yep. Okay. The breeze from the basement is really drafty a little bit.

Yeah He can still hear the people like the your your minions are still making wrestling noises deep in the night Oh, that's a soothing And they're playing it because they love it You gotta your your the team's your minions new name is the juggle-o's No, no, it's not the juggle-o's It's a little bit okay with that name. Okay. All right, uh deep into the night unless somebody does something else before night Nobody you're probably clean eat a sandwich. All right, uh golden arrow You are woken up in the in the late in the early or the in the small hours of the night Uh by noise outside of your um tent Golden arrow will stand up and probably take the tent with it by accident Very small tents All right, you bust out of the top of the tent um they're in the dark.

It looks like there's a shambling person walking toward you Uh, I use the power night vision which you guys know I had until now Uh, no All right I'm actually just gonna stand there and watch it for a second Okay, um it gets closer and closer and then you can see it's kind of dressed like a cowboy Is it a grave digger? It is billy the corpse billy the corpse that means grave diggers near Um he has a note pinned to his chest that says I need your help Is it sang great bigger? Yeah And that is where we'll cliff a Billy the corpse Mmm And that's where we'll cliffing I have but I hope that was entertaining I don't cool boy temperatures get hot right through the comedy and drama this episode Yeah, we got both of them low mass. We got the sad one.

You've got a little happy one We got the one that looks constipated all the time Two masks which one looks is the sad one looks constipated. Oh, you're not in the biz. Are you never mind? I was in the theater for okay, right Never mind.

Okay. Um, yeah, so I have been your game mustard I was a little bit of honey mustard with the with the funny but I was also a little bit spicy ground with the drama this week and uh And you can find me at happy Duke. I'm Phil. I play golden arrow.

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