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Into alternate dimension. This is second to last mission that twisted era has for us from the government and we're storming into the heroes base while there are two of them around the town. We still have home and. Rubber hated speedy gun dollars.
Like say. Or present and that I went off in the city to send off some bombs as a distraction. Knox told Roman Obovio hack these security systems and Roman Obovio decided to steal his way in my stepping loudly stomping and marching his way straight up to the building. That is accurate.
Cool. Nice work. Mailed it. Good job.
Almost like it's 15 minutes ago. Yeah almost. Oh man okay so Roman Obovio you stomp on the bushes. Nearly immediately.
Oh who's out front talking to people turns and looks at you and watches you approach the building. And you're just walking up. Okay she goes hello can can I help you. I'm on my way to busy.
She's like looking confused like what what's going on everyone else in the bushes you see this what do you do. Go on my communicator and be like uh Robo maybe make up an excuse while you're there and not just tell her to get away. Shut up Golden Arrow. You're not walking like no the place.
Like go in it. He's really doing this not speaking as you uh rubber made on through that room. Yeah. Oh okay.
Okay that's why he's gonna relate back to you. Okay uh Knox I think you may want to turn on yourself thing. But it's it's on right now that's the thing. Oh shit.
She's. So we can sell it here. I thought there would be more of a distraction. I didn't think there would be people here.
I thought they'd be out to the dinner. That you see this happening. You're still a little bit of a distance away right? Yeah I know.
You can see them. Yeah okay. Yeah. Alright if I see robo just like chilling in the middle of the lot I'm gonna set the bombs off.
Alright the bombs go off everybody can feel the ground shape from their explosion. As that uh home was paying attention to this robot monkey and then she like looks off into the direction of the explosion and she touched her ear and said something. And then out of the front door a big blur kind of like rushes by her out towards the downtown. And then she she turns back to the robot monkey and she says hold on hold on please stop stop stop.
Rose can stop. Who are you? Why are you here? And for security systems.
I'm here to do maintenance. Uh I uh and she's like looking around kind of confused security systems on a date. Your boss called us. They come over and fix it.
My boss Romain. I don't know who it was. Well hold on let me check and she types her ears like Julie just our security system needed update. I don't I don't know who is what who are you where you from.
And repeat this in your potential system. She's like I don't know I don't hold on just wait right here I'm gonna go check and then she walks inside. Are there anybody else inside the building? Inside you don't know about inside.
Well I mean like immediately outside. There are two people but they look like civilians. We have the same radio back. The closest there.
But the camera is shit screw it and then just like you just knocks it's gonna book it and uh kind of like as soon as he gets the door sort of puts himself off against the door and starts sliding in. What are you doing? Hold on wait what is I'm stealthing inside. Okay.
Are you making your own stealth music while you do it? Like no one's in the city. Okay uh golden arrow you see this going on. I will stand there and complete awe.
Side of myself and I will begin walking out of the bushes and I'll look towards that I feel like do you have a bomb? A bomb yes. I just need one. Here we go.
I'll just like toss it to him. I never really catch it. I mean I won't go off unless you tell it to just don't hit the button. Okay.
I'm gonna run to the side of the building. The side that is closest to me and I'm gonna slap the bomb onto there. Okay. I'm gonna be like I'll radio this over there.
I'm gonna run. You all need to get in there and I will begin running. Alright. I'm presuming the cameras have seen me and see the bomb on the side of their building.
I will begin running away. Okay. I would have heard his radio and been like alright I guess I gotta go say these idiots and I'd head inside probably not very stealthily but I can attempt a stealth if I need to. Alright.
Knox and I both need to make a stealth role. Oh Joey. Romanova are you entering the building as well? No I'm waiting outside for home to return.
I'm speaking of the boss. Okay. Alright I have a secret idea. Hold on.
I'm gonna use a fake point to reroll. Okay. That was really fast. Probably a good idea.
Okay. Okay that's better. I gotta plus one. It's not great but.
I got it plus four. Okay. Alright. Knox you're sneaking in you sneak past the people but mostly because that I just kind of walking straight to the door.
I'm gonna be next shotgun. Hold on. Okay. What are you doing?
Go away. Go away. Alright. So Knox you get inside the door.
That I walks past the people into the door as well. Romanova you're standing outside are you gonna go inside since they're walking past you or. Should I radio as this is going on? Can I radio?
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What? We're not. Oh, no. I'm going to say radio back.
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Let's just get them all out now. What were we doing before this? Unsusically sneaking into a base. That's right.
First thing I thought you were going to say unsubscribing all of this. All right. Okay. So yeah.
So Roman, you're still waiting outside. Go narrow. You're out in the bushes. There's a bomb on the side of the building.
Dead eye and knocks. You have entered the front door of the building. You are completely noticed. There is a man sitting at the counter and he's like, he looks as you enter in.
He's like, hello. Can I help you? This is the new paragon's base? Yeah, I know.
You seem to have a weapon. Can I? Is that a problem? Am I not supposed to do that?
It's kind of aggressive walking in here with a gun. I'm not pointing at it, anybody. Still? Still?
Still what? Can I help you with something? Maybe. What can I help you with?
She's going to tap my communicator thing and say, hey, I'm talking to people. Give me something. Shoot him. That's okay.
No, no, shoot him. As you pull the trigger. I'm going to try and shoot him right in his face with a beanbag. No, it is non-lethal.
It's not having bags. I just rolled a plus two plus my plus four is a plus six. And by the end of my head, the beanbag is like an actual beanbag from like one hole or something. Just jammed into a shotgun.
All right. All right. You shoot him in the face and he goes tumbling over to the chair. All right.
All right. You shoot him in the face and he goes tumbling over to the chair. Has he been knocked out? It doesn't appear to be.
No, you knocked him down and over. Shit. I want to knock him out. Um, Knox, you are in the room and you're just walking and shooting the face.
What do you do? I'm still all like stealth and not in the way, right? You're kind of against the side of the wall. The room is well lit.
So anybody like super looking for you would probably be able to find you. Um, but there's currently no one else in the room at the moment. Are there any air ducts? Yeah.
I'm going to go in an air duct. All right. You climb into an air duct. Uh, the guy stands back up.
Uh, he looks angry and he's like, oh no, I bet you shot the wrong receptionist. And he goes, and then is like, he could see that he has vampire fangs and he leaps at you. Oh shit. He leaps at you and tries to attack you.
He makes a three in his flight. All right. Well, I'm going to use gun two. Okay.
I shot kind of female with the, uh, uh, yeah. So that's a plus one. So it's a plus five total. Okay.
You defend against his attack with your gun food. Uh, back outside. Robonobo, you hear a couple of gunshots going on. Um, Robonobo's in a snap to alert mode and immediately go charging in through the door.
Okay. You charge the door. You see a vampire man. Oh, fucking die.
Oh shit. Um, the robo is going to, um, okay, now this is not a fight that I'm doing here, but I'm going to, um, blast a, uh, a garlic powder at him and it's into provoking towards me. Okay. All right.
So roll provoke. So that's, um, minus one. Oh God. Okay.
Good. All right. Let's see if he got minus one as well. He's slightly provoked.
He's like, fucking, what is your problem, robot? He's like, bitch, that's a robot. All right. That's your turn.
I want to try and knock this guy out. Can I like, pistol with him with the back end of my shotgun trying to knock him out? Yeah, roll for it. Uh, can I roll gun food for that?
Yeah. Sweet. So that's a plus four total. Okay.
Uh, you did some damage to him. He's not completely knocked out yet. He is stronger than the average person because he has a vampire. Um, Golden Arrow, you hear all of this going on over the communicator.
Uh, just realize my mic wasn't needed while I was typing. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Um, Golden Arrow hearing this will really, guys, I thought we were doing it himself.
We tried. No, not very hard. Uh, Golden Arrow will run up, uh, to the run of the building and try to rip off the doors. Okay.
I assume I'm using this correct. Uh, yeah. I guess so. Uh, you'd pull on the doors.
They don't seem to be coming loose. You'll see how weird muscular dude can pull on the doors. I'm the outside of what I assume is like a clear door. He's wearing a black shirt on that because that's what I said.
Looks like a minion. Yeah, pretty much. Oh boy. Okay.
Or knock, see where in the air ducts go into, uh, kind of like project on the helmet, the blueprint so the freaking area to see where this goddamn knob slider door thing is. Okay. Um, so you're crawling through the air ducts trying to get to the trophy room. The air fucks.
Yes, okay. Uh, roll notice. Oh god. Why is it, so I want you to notice something.
I don't want to notice, because you've got to notice maybe, let's just a wash. I got a zero. Okay. You're growling up through the vents.
You pass by what looks like a after you trigger it a like a laser grid alarm system You pass through it and long to go meringue meringue meringue meringue back in the lobby You're fighting this dude the alarms go off. It's his turn. He Was gonna attack he's gonna attack Ali again because he's like I can't He's gonna fight he gets a three on his fight So that is a plus four suck it okay, all right you defend against him Robo no low But we know it's a lister is it I'm gonna try and knock this guy out for the last freaking time That is a plus five all right you knock him out sweet. He's down on Finally yeah Okay, Robo no, but your turn Robo just remembered the super fast dude running out of here when the bombs went off, so he's gonna use a crack to 50 his Compost compartment, which is full of banana peels right in front of the door The new robo no more Like this is like all the road You got you got a plus five All right, you created the advantage of slippery doorway golden arrow you're still struggling to pull off the door But you see what's happening on the inside.
It's severely confused All radio to knocks be like you need to move way faster than this and I will make my way in through the hallway avoiding all the nasty slightly smelly banana peels there on the ground and where's Your vampire what's that where's the vampire yet? He's laying on the ground. Okay, he's knocked out. Yeah Actually like walk back behind the desk and like see what's like I guess kind of poke my head around and start seeing what's around here Yeah, it's just kind of like a reception area He's got a few Google calendars and some spreadsheets open but like is there a door around like Yeah, on the other side of the room there is a door leading to a hallway.
Yes, okay. I'd like to run towards that and Open up the doors and see what's behind there. Okay, the doors are like like Star Trek sliding doors. They open sure You run up to the doors and you open them and there's the woman you saw out front and she's standing in the hallway And she's got her hands out like this and there are ten balls of electricity kind of floating around her I would like to detonate that bomb Recently placed all right, did you have did you have a dead nater or did I have a dead nater?
I would have given him the detonator with the bomb. Okay, well that will detonate Okay, you will detonate on your turn because it's dead I turn Hey, Robo. Yeah, okay Can you see if you can hack into this this computer station thing here and turn off the alarm because it's kind of annoying It's really loud. Yeah, that's all that I was doing.
Yes, it is. Yeah Robo is going to rocket jump over the security desk land behind the terminal and plug his contingent to the computer begin hacking it Okay, I think he didn't know I'm fully aware of my language Okay, all right Uh, no, it's your turn you're calling for the events you just triggered the alarm, but you think you're close to the trophy room I keep going then. I guess I'll just kind of power through power through okay You you come to an area where the vent down is into the trophy room. Yeah, I can't open the vent and then I'm blessed at the room But also like okay, all right roll stealth.
Yeah That is a another plus word Okay, all right, you you you leap down and you think you're being pretty stealthy You are in the trophy room There's a bunch of stuff around you and I will tell you what is around you when it's your turn right now. We're back to Golden arrow Is anybody else like like that? I are robo no bo are they like looking at this scene or they kind of Kind of hard to miss it because it's like it's right behind the desk that robo no bo just jumped on So it's like there's the door that you came in the room and then right like directly across from it is that door and in between The two doors is the desk. All right.
I'm just gonna check on she then. All right, you're gonna roll punch or you're gonna try to punch her Okay That is That's me Okay, she rolled a four and because she has defensive electricity on her body you take one damage Yeah Yeah, you want your and got electrocuted unless for some reason you're immune electricity, but I Okay, all right. Yeah, you take you take one damage because yeah, all right, so then It is her turn and she's like you attack or she says you attack the wrong base and she flings all of the electric balls and They come after all three of you because she has time of them And she's just flinging them all of you she rolled a three so roll against a three No, she's shooting at you Affleck Okay, and she rolled a three right is that what I said three yeah, all right, so take your damage accordingly All right, that's your turn. I'm gonna try and shoot her Nothing bags.
Oh since they're saying can it like get rid of some of her electricity Try that Okay, so that is a plus five on shoot plus five on shoot. Yeah, okay She got a three so you hit it for two. All right, uh, robin old it's your turn. Okay.
I'm going to take a electric damage from that Electric ball. Yeah, yeah, it did shock me. It did shock them a little bit. Yes.
Okay. I'm going to A temporary to wait. Did I have a system or in a cell hacking? You're still hacking.
Okay. I'm still hacking them I'm gonna keep hacking but I'm after being shocked and I robust ago Okay, are you gonna change personality every time I let you keep you? Okay, all right Okay, yeah, so you're hacking into the system's you're able to turn the alarm off Then it is to knocks you are in the room. There is stuff all around you Are you looking at all of the stuff or are you looking for the one thing specifically?
If anything I would say if anything catches my eye probably a ticket, but I'm probably looking for them on things specifically Okay, there are a few cases that look like they're like mannequins without fits on and they're like kind of wind up and then there are Like a number of trophies. There's like a big pair of weird tech gloves. There's like a gold wrestling belt There's a staff that looks like it's kind of advanced tech. There is a baseball bat some gloves and some cleats under a piece of glass There is a there is a tommy gun with a backpack attached to it and a decently sized chunk of gold As well as the the door handle you see I'm going to go to the door handle and I guess just kind of look at the case Make sure like there's a way that I can get into it without activating any alarms Roll Birdlery.
Yeah That is a four all right, you see if you take enough time you're able to probably get through the glass. Yes, I do The thing what's that? Yeah, so that's what you're doing. Yeah, okay.
You are doing that. All right. Good golden arrow Is she using her mind to throw these orbs at us or is it like she has to just eat? Just to kill it.
She moved. Does she move to throw? It looks like it's like a mixture It's looks like she's kind of controlling with her hands, but they don't seem to be connected to her Do I see the gauntlets glowing at all? The gop like the things on her hands.
Yeah, no, they look like they're like specialized gloves that have like the the The metal cords kind of running up through to the tip of her fingers They don't look to be glowing though, but it does look to be what seems to be like it looks special They look like they have to be on sure Golden arrow will reduce down in size from his normal beefiness and Extend his torso and wrap around her several times. Okay, okay roll for that. What's the real for this dexterity? Yes, is that what you based it on?
Yes. Yes, that is a five. Okay, mr. Fantastic She tries to see she only rolled a one so you wrap around her.
Go use that to like create an advantage of restrained Yes, perfect. Yeah, so yeah, you created advantage of restraint. Mm-hmm. All right, then it is her turn Um, she is going to go into fensive mode Like her lightning balls disappear Um, but then like her body becomes coated in like a a metal sheathing kind of like a liquid metal kind of like pores out of her Cosume covers her body, and that's what she spends her time doing Did I it's your turn?
She's gonna take any damage for me trying to shoot her again You do see golden arrow has turned to like a weird snake like golden arrow and wrapped in silver on her Since I could you do that? I say as I fire anyway Doing it That's a plus six. Okay, sorry. Okay.
I know I'm gonna use the advantage with a plus two. That's a plus eight. Okay She's an offensive mode. She's a post-defenses Uh, she only got a five so she hit her for three Okay, um Robinobo you have hacked the system.
What are you doing now? Robo's gonna grab the computer and with a a flight yell. He's going to throw the computer at her All right, like the monitor like it's it's it's gonna be like one of those crt monitors like old-school No, it's pretty advanced. So it's it's like a uh, a 4k All right, so you have the 4k monitor like, uh, you know, um The two hands on the top and the bottom and he plumes it like a prissy Okay, all right roll for throw or shoot or whatever the basket is minus one Okay, all right since since golden arrow is wrapped around her you get golden arrow instead for one Checking off my two box Why did it cut you two damage because I can't kill it by one will no no I get that no i'm saying like Storywise The giant punk of metal well as thin as it could be still as a chunk of metal flag having It's me in the torso Build narrows from something about like why why did you throw this worthless piece of junk at me?
All right, um and then it is to knocks Did I do the thing uh roll up another burglary to do it properly? Oh shit, why does so many burglars because you're being sneaky and burglary? It's I mean these are the skills that you're good at aren't they? Yes, they are it makes me happy that it's going on.
Okay. Well then You're complaining about rolling the burger would you rather a superhero come in here and fistfight you? No, no, don't do that All right, I'm letting you do your thing. That's a plus three All right, you're able to burglary the the door knob out I hold it victoriously up in the air and there's a song that goes da da da da Okay, um now you have a clear shot like to get back out um Open up one more stuff right so you are compelled by if I can't have it.
Nobody can there are a bunch of other things in the room Yes, are you compelling me? Excited there's a bunch of great shit in here. Okay, I steal the baseball bat the cleats and the Ketris mint because I have a rematch to do okay. All right, roll really get through that Yes, we'll be getting back that when it's your turn again.
Oh, okay, an arrow hope It's your turn. Uh, I'll say over the comms. Uh, we need to we need to not be here anymore. Uh Let's leave and I will spring myself off of her and Run as fast as I can.
All right. You're running as fast as you can towards the door. Oh wait, there's so much stuff here All right, uh, oh, she uh charges after uh, uh, golden arrow who runs by robin oboe and she gives a punch to robo no No, oh Her to do do she rolled a three on fight Uh, robo is going to try to resist it with Uh, shit, uh, wash. Okay The man is are still on the floor You take a courting damage, uh, then back up to dead eye.
It is your turn. She still quoted in metal Uh gold narrow seems to be running away Uh, and uh, she just ran out of the hallway and gave the robot monkey a plunge Um, I want to see if I can shoot her like into the row of banana peels and make her slip on the banana peel So we can get the hell out of here. Okay, so you're gonna use slippery forward to your advantage. Yes, okay Hold it crap.
So that is a plus eight total Jesus and you use the slippery forward so you got a plus two or do you use the plus two? Plus two is in the plus eight. Okay. All right.
Cool. All right. She got a five. So you do another three All right, you're getting a good.
So next is robo no Bo. It's your turn. Okay, uh, robin oboe who's been, um, shock punch, I guess Yeah, um, it's gonna go Whoa, robo's I'm trying not to hold as much as I can Roble it like that And uh, he's going to uh, uh Okay, so if I uh, if I want to Pick her up in like high slimmer on the ground. Yeah, yes.
Yep. Okay. So that's what I do Okay a She got six but she doesn't have her electricity on her now it's her metal So she you try to body slimmer but she's actually wrestling with you pretty decently. Um, and now it's a nocts Noctral burglary.
I'm gonna see you have some shit I'm gonna steal some shit. Oh, I might not steal some shit. Oh fuck. Um, I got a negative two on the roll for my burglary.
Is it? Is it two? Um, I'm gonna spend a fake point to re-broke. Yeah, and you can still use this Yeah, cuz I gotta get that shit.
No one else could have it. Oh That's a little bit better. So I got a plus one of the rolls. That's a plus three.
Okay You're able to get the baseball bat cleats and uh glove out of the out of the case You've got some baseball here now and now I'm gonna go for them tech. No, no, so you're gonna go again to get more stuff You're gonna go for the type gloves. Yeah. All right.
Yeah, another turn wait Wakes the trophy room. There's so much. It's a waste of time getting okay. Um golden arrow.
It's your turn You run pot pastor. You are like at the front door now. Um Are they still like engaged in combat? Uh, yes I'm going to uh out stretch my hands Even though I'm far away and I'm going to make them stretchy and grab them from far away Grab boot like that.
I in robin. Yes and pull them. Okay. Okay.
Are you guys going to resist him pulling me pulling you or not? I want now Okay, all right. You're pulling them out of the building Is that your turn? Uh, yeah and run as continue running as far away as possible.
Okay. Just holding arrows hands look like the Stretch on say the blue off stage That was not a weird cane. Yeah, the Apollo theater. You're gonna keep that you're doing poorly Okay, all right, so then oh is still inside the building.
She's securing the base still I You're being curious. Have the doors closed behind you. Yeah, uh, he's running out there about to close. Yes So you have like, yeah, you haven't just before the close.
Yeah, I'm gonna shoot at her one more time All right, I don't like her. You don't like anybody. No, I don't That is a Plus three Plus three. Yeah, all right.
You shoot her again. She's not down, but she looks like she's getting worn down Take that Okay, all right. Um, then robin oboe you're being you're carried out of the building. The doors have just closed Uh, do you do anything or do you just let yourself be carried?
Um, I don't know self-care to turn to uh, I don't know about Rolled narrow. I think we need to get the plucky out of here I really could not agree more. We need to keep moving Wait, where's Knox? All right, Knox Rollberry way to get the tech gloves smash cut.
Yeah Is there anything else like you you apply that there's more cool stuff in this room. Yeah, there's plenty of it Are the tech loves the coolest looking things that knocks can think of well you want me to read the list of things if you want me to read the list of Things you notice again. Yeah, okay. There's the pair of tech bulk or bulky tech gloves.
There is a golden wrestling belt Uh, there is an advanced looking staff. There is a tommy gun with a backpack attached to it Uh, there is a large chunk of gold like a conspicuously large like massively Like the size of a boulder size chunk of gold. Um, there are a few costumes of what seem like old members in a row Uh, there's one that is a robot suit. There's one that is black and white and has r on the chest of it There is a rocket blue and red outfit and there is a white outfit that's like got a skirt and it has what looks like an advanced tech shield Uh, and there is a black suit with two m's on it media man The black suit with the two m's on has red fingertips and big square silver eyes I feel like the only thing that's interesting is either the the the staff or the tech gloves That's up to your character.
If you like a massive chunk of gold, maybe that would be interesting If you were already wealthy boy, I can't I can't pick it up Right if it's that big I can't lift it. There's also the robot suit, but I mean there's also backpack on a fucking tommy gun on it That sounds right as hell Yes, please Yes, it does, but it's just like I can't well I do with that Where I want to be the robot suit. I want the robot super effect back. Okay.
That's what you do With it got to a brain day There's a job at you. Fuck you. I am There are plaques too on each of the on each of the things, but you can only read them when you're up close So you have to choose one to go to so which one are you gonna go to? I gotta go to robo suit.
I gotta go to robot suit. All right. The robot suit the plaque says excel on it Um, are you just gonna roll burglar? You're just gonna share the glass.
No, I gotta bury I gotta burglarize this one. Okay roll burglar burglar Oh, that's bad. That's a negative one plus much. I'm gonna do another big thing Reroll that Because I want all of the things that's a little bit better.
That's a plus three All right, you're able to burglar into the glass case. It says excel on it. It's a robot suit You are currently already wearing a robot suit. Are you going to change into this one?
Oh, sure. I can't just carry it It's like it's a robot suit for like a grown person. It's like it's like an iron man suits If you like if you like to carry it you can what? Um carrying it through the air vents is going to be impossible.
You're going to have to leave through one of the doors Can I get in the suit and then carry my old suit? Uh, yes, it's it's like a small like Like stealthy. Uh, yeah, you can do that. Um, it's gonna take a whole turn to switch out Damn it.
I'm gonna call that guys. Do I have enough time to Curricostum change like maybe 17 minutes No run. What are you still doing in there? But it looks so cool.
I just I I'll be out a second and then get a little lines and then he gets dressed. All right. Um, everybody else outside What are you guys doing? Uh, I would like to continue to run and use my arm to Slaying up to the top of a roof.
Okay. All right. You sling up to the top of the roof. Rob Knox still isn't out back Knox You're taking this turn to dress Back to the group what Oh, is there a way I can like put like a series it's just like Siri.
What is excel and then get like a detail of who this person was? There's it's I guess you can start that but you're gonna also have to be changing clothes at during this turn You can say Siri. What is excel? Yeah, because it's like Microsoft excel is a program What is excel super hero or billy?
Okay. All right, and then you're gonna change clothes. Yeah, all right So it series looking that up while you're changing back to the rooftop Uh, you're back on the rooftop. Um, and you see from the city a blur run into the front doors Um, robo's uh, smoking a cigarette Watch this shit and he's gonna use the advantage of super or on the blur of the building All right, you hear crashing on the inside of the building All right, Knox you've barely just changed clothes you hear a lot of crash from outside the room Ducks laughs.
Um, is there any way I could get back? There's no way I can get back in that then is there? Uh, no you're too bulky at the moment Can I figure out what the hell this thing does? Uh, you can Huh, what skills do you To try to figure this out.
Um, I will let you roll a There's no like there's no like interact with technology skill. That's really you know what I mean good. Yeah, um And Yeah, roll drive Yes Oh shit, that's a plus four. Okay.
All right. You're trying to find the the suit and the rocket boots engage and they they propel you up through the roof So So now you are you're flying upward towards the night sky See a series play highway to the danger zone Um the your suit Bluetooth with Siri and starts playing how to do danger zone It's just not a song. It's just contagious. I know it's kind of right purposes is alternate version.
Okay. Yeah, exactly Um, all right. So everybody on the rooftop you see what looks like a bright rocket shooting up through the ceiling up into the night sky So there's that not there's something to believe. Yes.
I think it is That's trying to get himself killed All right, I'm just finding shooting off after all Oh, damn it's okay So All right, Tynox, um, not you're flying up through the night sky You're having trouble finding the exact controls of this device and doesn't seem like there's a whole lot of fuel in it So, uh, you're using a lot of it right now. Um, also roll notice Oh, okay, I'm doing a lot of roll You're doing a lot of things. Yes, that's plus one. Okay, you uh, you see down from the city.
Uh, there's something like approaching you Um, it's a large black hand Uh stretching up from the city coming up to grab your leg guys guys help help it's an uploader fun dangerous No danger back out the top of the building you see uh up from the base or up from the street near the base Rubber maiden has started stretching upward, uh, and he was going to grab knocks I would also like to stretch very far and try to grab knocks first Okay, uh, roll. Uh, she does not expect to be raised So you can uh roll It's dexterity. Yep. Yep.
Okay roll dexterity There Dio Uh, six All right, you stretch up and grab knocks by the boot first and I will pull him towards us very quickly All right, you pull knocks back to the rooftop with a crash because you just redirected a rocket to the top of the building All right, you crash on top of the building. There's a big dust cloud No, i'm dying everything flash before my eyes What uh, uh, hi guys, I got a new suit. Where's your old one go? It like lifts it up.
It's kind of like half broken. Oh, no, he's gonna be mad Wait, who is that any points to golden arrow? That's gold narrow No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I saw him do a thing unless I can now see second powers Which is awesome the suit lets me see second powers. Oh my god.
Everybody roll notice You don't need a roll notice as well. Uh, yes, that's cool. That's right Okay, uh, um, everybody that rolled above a one You see a light speed running around in circles and checking buildings outside of the base Uh, look I can explain later, but I think we really should we need to go we need to go. Yes.
I agree. Let's go There is do your do your plane thing again, please. Could you please now? You can go to patreon and vote on I'm just gonna do Or if you're in the chat right now, which is a robot turn into you Wait for the wait for the 40 second delays Okay, so uh everybody's jumping in a robo vehicle some sort Yeah turns into a Insert vehicle type here apparently the boats are in you want to they want you to be a but It turns into a flying but or wait no turns into a but and they can get in the butthole and They've watched them with pressurized gases All right, you turn into a plane Okay, a but plane um are you trying to find a place to hide or where you're going?
Back to the The helicopter back to the To the rendezvous point. All right, so you're just trying to do the outrun. Okay, roll drive Whoever's in charge of the driving I think it's One okay. All right, you eventually make it back to the helicopter and you guys get in the helicopter and fly back home Yeah Oh, yes, wait, no, did you get the thing that we came here for?
Docs checks his body. Oh god. Okay. Yeah Yeah, he's like I don't have it on my oh wait.
It's my other suit for Arrow asks for it. I think give it here but Okay, here all right. He takes it and puts it in like a metal case that has a combination lock And then he drives you guys back home and he's like I'm gonna go be my trailer I'll get in contact with him and I have another mission. You have one more mission and then you're free to go Yeah, I'm gonna go to my nature.
No, no, no stop with the backside son All right, so you're all in the house Alone sitting there all four of y'all So I have one quick question before we get started with this whole what the hell is gold narrow thing This is made for an adult. It doesn't look like nox as an adult like suit Yeah, like the like all the parts that are like meant for like limb movement are all kind of squished together So you look like you look like an adult was kind of in like a cam crusher a little bit So like like they're all just a little bit too big for you and they'd like fit real weird and they're like they're not tight So it's all kind of like shaky. So it's not like a blue ranger in power rangers turbo where the little kid Becomes a full grown human male when he turns into said power ranger. No, it's not okay.
Just clear. Just clarifying I like the reference. Yeah. What was that one movie?
We're like an alien suit of armor landed a little kid got into it Oh, yeah, and he went to the driver and like he tried to eat the hamburger and he couldn't eat it because the mask so I'd munch it at Orman and need the little cubes. Yeah, the guy's the guy for right? Okay, my words against it Yeah, so all right. So yeah, you look like a big and you're out of fuel as well.
So Anyway, so you're there and you look like a low kid in the big suit. So that was fun That's a that's a word for it. Um since when are you all? stretchy and shit I'm sorry.
Yeah, don't even try that you were stretchy. You like wrapped around that one shit He did what that's obscene not like that your 14-year-old child I'll have you know any What year I'm on my chair only 14 But ages no no restriction on mental maturity as he's saying this one of the arms that has been my push up like a rolled-up sleeve like I wanted to describe so Kind of not golden arrow and Who was golden arrow takes off his mask and kind of reverse to the normal form or the form he chooses And he's like relatively tall. He's about five six feet probably actually Rather thinly built kind of has a square jaw and light brown hair. My name is actually Steven So I'm gonna pull out a gun and point it out.
Okay. Look, you don't need to do that The only reason you're not dead yet is you actually managed to help us out of that catastrophe So where is old narrow? That's what I would like to know he left last night this weird kind of Zombie dressed as a cowboy came up and Apparently golden arrow had this like really concerned look on his face and flew away pretty quickly. So Okay, first off, how do you know all that?
Oh, what about his brain thingy? Why we wait? Are you henchmen number six? No, I'm not that henchmen.
I'm sorry you were watching Yeah, so you kind of know how this places a piece of shit Well, everybody knows that yeah I'm trying to get it fixed and it looks lovely But what I'm trying to tell you all is that there's a lot of room here and not a lot of people to notice what kind of goes on here I've been kind of squatting here for like a few months I'll feel so friends is in order. Hi. What? Yeah, you're wearing his clothes this whole time.
No, that only occurred last night Wait, that's gonna be weird. Mario gave you his helmet That's kind of an odd point. It's not a helmet. It's a wreath and In all technicality was my skin.
Yep. Yeah Yep, so Steven I went I'm going to ask you something very very very dire then I don't really have a choice. So I You don't have a choice and you have to answer me this So I can't see psychic powers. No, I'm kind of a stretchy dude Okay henchmen take him to take him to the dungeon.
Yeah, did you not hear the whole thing about stretching like I'll probably just get out Damn it Steven look. I'm sorry. I've been out in and out of jails like edging on the 200s now actually kind of escaped from like this harbor Police department and ended up here through your toilet. So sorry about that Please don't you take a shower?
Yeah, that was like I said months ago. Oh, okay. Good. Steven.
Yeah, cool question Did you did you take the thing that was left behind and put it inside of yourself? No, okay All right. So when you got back, there's a large hole in the in the lawn outside where the tent wants was I assume that is from the bomb That I learned that now I have to fill in a hole. God damn it Steven.
You've come into that was going here. That was not me I just You could wait shaped myself like it. You could Wait, so you don't have a bomb in your head? No, no, no, I don't then okay Why are you here?
I mean, I know you're squatting but why did you go on this trip and help us and do all this other crap? You could have just left or stayed here for being 100% honest That's probably a good idea. That would be fun Like squatting is boring and like hiding is boring. So go on there left.
There's a vacancy. I was like, yeah So, okay, I'm not sure about you I missed that eye but since we are the only people with bombs in our heads and the main motor is gone I kind of want to go tell the man outside who's the government agent to get the fuck out of my lawn Oh, yes Let's go tell tits to get the fuck out here But he is we steal our accomplices And we I mean we still need Steven to actually like confirm and then he can go off a golden arrow because I don't want to deal with this anymore Wait, hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
Does Steven. Yeah Does tits know that you aren't golden arrow? Uh, I don't really know. I haven't asked him.
He's only seen you like three times so I'm pretty good at this stuff. So probably not I feel like we could use this to our advantage somehow, but I'm not quite sure how For now we should have Steven keep being building arrow around tits Right. Well, I can just be just an error around him But that doesn't make any sense because it'll just be him. He'll be turned up to his head.
I like it It turned into a today. It doesn't all right. You could roll deceive or yeah, okay I'm not gonna roll five down. I'll roll forward.
That's All right, you look convincingly like to sit there with a moment. Oh, I want to shoot you so much now You might want to change back because this is making you want to shoot you more All right change back into Steven And we will find out the more about the epic adventures of Steven So now we have Knox robo no bode i Steve Steven please Turn out a preview of the person named Steven for a reason Okay, all right. So while that was another episode of the villains underground, uh, I have been your game mustard happy puke And you can find me at half puke I'm fella. I play Steven and you can find me on twitter at canada underscore fella pwhits I'm will I've been robin no boh.
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How many how many portions of the racking in the vollwinkles do I need three Yeah, sure. I have one Uh, okay, uh, will the was the wait was the group saying that we paragons new paragons Will the new paragons enjoy their new skylights? Will the villains enjoy the rubbers will Knox ever Fix his slinky arm. You could find out next week on villains underground.
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