Villain Underground #26

Welcome villains to another episode of the villain underground. I am happy puke and I am your game monster with us today We have four Devilously evil fox who are going to play a game tonight. We have Ghost Will. Oh hello.

I am the ghost of Christmas past We have Villains dying I'm going as the Burger King toy for where wolf or he was all blue and popped out of a cellar We have count Alia. I'm drinking blood and the mummy known as the code man Mountain Dew That's a good moment. We're doing we're doing a we're doing a spoofs today So would anybody like to give a rundown of what's happened in villain underground up to this point? Falcon try to tackle this What I am gonna need is okay.

Well, let's just backtrack it So the villains have things inside of their brains which makes their head explode if they no longer obey twisted arrow who works for the US government The reason they had this was because gold narrow decided to kill somebody For great and glorious reasons and then one of their latest missions was to go take on the new paragons correct Yes, well to steal something from their base. Yes. Yes, and they are in what city court star? Yeah, but I mean you've gotten back in there.

Yeah, true. I'm just trying to yeah so the new paragons and court star city to steal something from them and the Villains were successful in doing that they infiltrated the base However, Knox was the one to infiltrate and his greed led him to steal multiple other things from the base of the new paragons It was also revealed that the person they thought was golden arrow for the last two episodes was indeed not to golden arrow it was a elastic person that could change their form and was posing as golden arrow for shits and giggles Oh, and Robinobo kind of got his hard wire fried a little bit and has become more of a badass and assembling a pun and like filling group of animals Yes, so I think that's everything all right, so there you are in the living room of the house and you have what was your character Steve? Jesus I forgot to write it down. It was Steve, but I think you prefer to be called Steven Steven Yes, that that is very true ever for Steven.

That was the Agon or two of these How many views even I think it's actually the pH yes Seven then just no Steven Steven is located in the living room in front of everybody. Yeah, so I don't know Do you guys mind if I like hang out with you for a little bit? I don't know golden arrow. Oh, well, um shit I mean, I guess you you could take a room Don't double cross it hasn't he already taken a room was he squatting us entire time?

Yeah, what you could stay in that room then I've been living here for like three months kind of thing so all right I mean, I don't take up much room or I can I can take a lot of room or like a little bit of room But like a normal size room is fine. Are you looking after puss? Can you like get really small except for a certain like part of your body like a porn or something? Yeah, technically I could if I wanted to he's been living with us amongst us the whole time Midnight October first oh no Robinobos That one thing must have not deleted with everything else like put into him.

It's a personality based on old Bella Lugosi track It's a Halloween skin. Yes, a pammer bats pop out from behind him ago Um, I've also kind of rigged the house to him too. So some things might seem a little awkward the house is transformed Yeah, I was afraid of that if someone says something really dramatic the lighting might actually uh, the speakers might actually crack the lightning and stuff That's that's I'm not sure why I did that There was a blue key feral dogs in the yard, but but that wasn't because okay. Well, that's that was just normal for us now Yeah, I've been meaning to ask about that why the feral dogs any like are they guard dogs that kind of just got like not taken care of No, just someone hasn't caught animal control yet.

I told them million times to call animal control and no one's done it Why is the blue living on the huge amounts of trash outside? One of your guys is like oh boss. I was supposed to call animal control. I'll get on it.

I'll take care of the dogs. I'll do tonight I'll thank you. Um, which one are you again? Uh, wait hold on.

Let me get my dog Gotta can't believe you don't remember their freaking names Cody Come on. It's not like he differentiates his voice like whatsoever Oh shit. You have 90. It is a random one.

I want to know their names Stephen with a V. How many of the names do you have? I've got jerry's head from number seven barber is henchman number five bell is henchman woman number two I need a hench woman. Sorry this guy's name is regi regi which one is he?

Uh, what do you mean like number? Do you have the number? Yeah, I have the number. They've got a big old number on their chest Number two Bell's number two.

Okay. He's number four. Who's number one? Oh, we don't know yet.

Oh god. We haven't met them Reggie fizz a may Pretty I was gonna go with Reggie Watts He's like, I'm gonna I'm gonna rain him in uh, I'm gonna do it tonight boss. So you guys go to sleep No worries. I'll take care of all the dogs tonight.

That sounds good. Reggie. Thank you very much for being such a productive member of this establishment You're I'm gonna work all night doing it boss. Don't worry about it.

Um, make sure you take your regularly scheduled lunch breaks though Uh, yeah, I guess I'll call it a fourth meal since I'll be working all night But uh, I'll definitely take my fourth meal break. I promise, you know, there's only one restaurant that technically serves fourth meal. Yeah, no My favorite restaurant. Thank you for working the great job.

Thank you Yeah, yeah, no problem boss. No problem So, um, yeah, he's like you guys go to bed. Don't worry about it. I'll take care of all the dogs Hold on.

Hold on. What? I mean, sorry, not you. Hey, not you regiate.

Okay, really care about you. You can leave Um I can't really be running around with you guys with a name Stephen Well, it's not my birth name. It's uh, it's not exactly supervillain. Yes We can call you bendo because you bend Bendo what's wrong with bendo?

Reggie's like like bendo box like we're Japanese when it comes in it I don't know. Do you make food as well as you cook? Does it make sense if you don't cook? I not known for cooking I mean like in prison you can make a lot of food, but I wouldn't call that cooking No, your name can't be bendo because if your name is bendo, that's just asking someone to call you bend over Uh, that's a good point.

Um What if you like come up with some names tonight like go go to bed Wake up in the morning fresh and like, you know renewed Reggie. Why do you want us to go to bed so badly? Well, it's just getting late and y'all need your beauty sleep. Oh, I know.

How about mr. Spectacular? mmm mr. Spectacular That seems kind of corny like you know kind of puts me puts me on a pedestal also I don't really want to have to live up to spectacularness As we all walk off to our individual beds your next go what about elastic man or polyurethane guy What about polyman or rubber band with a D for the time value?

I guess this is one of those things I'll have to sleep on what about the red banded what about Jim carrey's rubber face Well, you know that you know that we're calling him Jimmy then what about Jimmy? You name could be Jimmy Huh, I guess are good at certain things, but not other things. It seems what about the pretzel the pretzel really Reggie Look, I'm a henchman. So I don't know well.

I already sounds like a king a bit salty. So yeah I'm working my whole body into a middle finger It looks like a penis The dildest the tells You know you guys I don't think you guys are gonna come with anything but in that I'm gonna go start rounding up dogs So peace good night Reggie night. What about what about lathe taffy? Yes That has to be your name.

I like the taffy part. I don't have like a whole gooster vibe You know you know dark lights biggest anime the gooster Is this canon is this canonical is now So the night continues to uh, dredge on and you're not coming up with anything great We've crossed off 800 names Which we've just been spray painting on to our dilapidated house walls We're like as we're spray painting at one point. It just says leave this place or die We just spray paint over it like this this actually might be a good day All right, so night falls. Do you guys go to bed or do you guys stay up all night thinking of stupid names?

You know guys I think we should just honestly scrap this. We'll pick it up tomorrow. Yeah, I agree We're not really on top of it today. All right, so you guys all you all go to bed Um everybody roll under notice four We're seated for Steven Three but who got the highest?

I I think Steven did all right Steven had a four All right, Steven you are woke deep into the night by loud thud in the basement. I'm a light sleeper This makes sense As many times as I have you sleep light He says to the mirror in his room Okay, what about the hammock the hammock what I don't know. I'm not sleeping in no damn hammock I'll fall through it. I'll melt Um a loud thud in the basement.

You say yeah, well, that's uncommon Um, I think yeah, I think Steven would actually go go and investigate that all right. Where are you going first? Um, well to to the basement down the stairs to the first floor to get to the basement All right, you reach the first floor. You notice there's like a lot of claw marks on the floor Uh leading to the basement.

It looks like there's kind of a tussle And there's there's blood on the wall This is a weird setup I don't think I've ever been blood on on the inside Wait, is that was I just catch up? I like it. I want to like it. It's blood.

Okay That's that's definitely blood. It's not catching What is your first instinct to lick it? And please tell me you didn't bend over to lick it your tongue just stretched out to go 100% yes go I'm quoting a player's character better than I do I know it's like I'm designed to play stupid characters. Huh?

Well, it seems we've got a mystery gang. He says to himself again Please tell me one of the dogs like is next to him the feral dogs goes Should I wake up the rest of them or should I should I investigate myself? Well, you don't know them. You don't want to bother them with this.

It could be nothing Boom. You're another thud from downstairs loud this time. Well now I have to go. Yeah, you can escape.

It doesn't matter All right, let's go. Let's go and I walk downstairs You see there is a door leading to the downstairs and uh, it looks like it has been forcefully shut from the side that you are on And from behind it you can tell something rushes and collides into the door the door shakes And is there anything like barricading the door? Yes, it looks like people have drug furniture from upstairs to barricade the door Are there any other henchmen around? Uh, you don't see any.

No, that's not good sign. Um, Cardi, what is uh, what is your number two henchmen's name? Uh, bell uh bell You get no reply. Oh lightly tap at the door to the basement You hear you hear something scurrying behind the door Scurrying away from the door or towards the door just kind of around it's not really too or from it Just like you you bang and something you drew something's attention.

Hmm. Okay. I know what I'm gonna do I want to stretch out my eyeball. Okay, I'm gonna pop that sucker on my skull And uh, make it stretch and I want to go in between the cracks of the top of the door frame And see if I can see anything by looking, you know in there.

All right as your Um, as your eye gets close to the door, um, you notice large monstrous jaws Snap at your eye at the crack of the door and then claws start clang at the door trying to get through and the door shakes again I snap my eye back into its normal place Frightened. Yeah, that's not good. Um So obviously somebody's trying to catch it already I guess I should walk I should wake him up. Yeah, yeah, uh, and then I'll walk back upstairs and I'll wake start waking everybody up Okay, you start walking up the stairs There's a door that leads to the the stairs and then another door at the bottom that you were just at As you are approaching the door you hear splintering wood behind you and you hear thump thump thump and like a large deep growling bark As the wood splinters and something is making its way through the door.

Uh, I will Silly putting myself up to the ceiling and just like grab onto Basically like door frames and stuff like that and kind of make myself as flat flat as possible on the top of the ceiling That's what you're doing. Okay. Yeah. All right.

Rather than going up and closing the door. You goop to the ceiling. Um, you notice there are uh, Six large monsters dogs come barreling out of the basement and into the main house Oh god. They rush past you.

Oh, they don't notice me. No, nice. Are they going upstairs? Are they staying on the first floor?

Uh, you don't know You're goop to the the stairway ceiling I will slowly inch my way up across the ceiling until I get to the upstairs floor. Okay, Knox. Yes, uh, you are awoken by a collater outside of your door Oh, oh lord Who is it? You see the light peeking from under your door and the shadow passes through the light and then as you say who is it?

It turns back and there's something at your door and you hear loud sniffing robo is that you? We haven't installed those yet. You can't you can't do that I haven't installed those yet. What are you talking about?

Uh, I don't know what they're called but like this stuff that actually makes things smell like you can actually smell smells Oh, so he's sniffing for no reason. I thought you meant like scratching snips on the doors Like that It's in 4d Okay, so as you say that um, there's a scratching at the bottom of the door like something is trying to get under Uh, I'm gonna take uh, Knox will take the bat that he got from the uh, the superhero place that he That he just robbed next to his bed and like pick it up and kind of shakeily wield it and go towards the door Okay, there's still something scratching at the door. The wood starts to splinter. You see claws coming under the door It starts wack-a-bolling the uh the claws with the bat You're gonna whack them all the claws Yeah All right, you hit the claw with the the the bat it springs back for a second And then there's a big thought on the doors it pounds into like pounds into the door Knox runs away tries to find a summit and goes to hide Okay, where are you going to hide?

Roll stealth Yeah, um I got a zero Okay, um as you try to hide into the bed a large monster dog barrels through the door And the door is shattered into splitters And the dog is sniffing around and then it spots you pretty quickly And it lowers and it launches rays and uh, its first spikes on its back and it starts growling Knox starts yelling up for help Evil dog um as you shout uh for help someone appears in the doorway. It is your number one henchman julian Joss and he goes knocks what's oh shit and the dog turns around it bounces on julian Grab them by the throat and drags them down the hallway Julian no All right robo nobo you awaken you hear you hear uh, noxas desperate screams of the night Oh, it's a creature of the night robo nobo is curious. What do you do robo? He will leave his room in search of knocks All right, you find noxas room noxas uh coming out from under his bed Robbo think they got you okay.

Uh, there's the dogs have become even more feral than feral. They're will feral Ooh That is terrible Darkness has settled over the mansion. Oh, yes, the pun was awful What are you talking about? I didn't make a pun knocks a darkness has settled over the mansion.

We have been cursed Who would do such a thing? I don't know It seems like an evil trick has been played upon us. Well, it's certainly not a treat for us Oh Oh, Julian was dragged late by a scary dog. Can we go get him?

He's he's really cool He's my number one my number one edge. Nox is probably dead. Oh, no He's probably one with the spirit world now quickly. We must find the others.

I'll follow you robo I'm just so broken up about Julian. All right back to back to Stefan uh Steven here You're gooping your way across the ceiling. You know it's one of the large monsters is dragging Your buddy Julian by the throat He drags him to the basement stairs kind of pushes him down the stairs and then uh kind of bolts back through the house Okay, um, I'm gonna continue making my way upstairs and when I Gloop down to the uh To the actual floor. I'm gonna assume the form of Julian.

You assume the form of Julian Uh, did I are you there? I am here for now. Uh, uh, you wake up you hear uh commotion in the house Well, I will grab the uh gun that I keep under my pillow and the one that I keep under the bed and roll out Okay, uh, you keep it that way up next to bed Yeah, I thought there was a lot more guns than that. I should only need two right?

Yeah, um, you roll out of your room and you see julian walking down the hall Julian, what's going on? Uh, there's some oh, it's sorry. Uh, Steven Uh, what? Listen, Julian got taken by a big ass dog and my thought process was dogs are smart So they know how to sit stay play all these other things.

They'll know I'm julian. There can't be two julians What what do they do then see see well if they know there can't be two julians They'll probably just kill both of you But yeah, uh, okay. Yep. That makes sense too.

I have more back in the steve Okay, uh, that makes sense. Yeah, so some big ass dogs, uh, they're very powerful and super scary Uh, if I could pee, I would have peed my pants wait you can't pee Well No, not technically It allowed howling uh cuts through your conversation Yeah, those things there's like six of them. Oh, okay. Yeah, we should probably go handle that Where are knocks and robo?

Uh, haven't found them. Not yet. Haven't seen them at all At that moment knocks and robo coming to the hallway. Oh, there you are.

Wait. Wait, what are these? Aren't knocks and robo. How why would they not be knocks and robo?

I don't know what's bookie shit's going on spooky I was not trying to go coffee. Uh, hello I don't know why I'm talking like this. It's I've been hanging out with robo too long See, it's it's actually these two idiots Let's try to take great offense to that remote At that moment a large dog barrels up the stairs and starts charging the group. Oh boy.

I'm going to shoot it Shoot at it if you'd like That is a plus five All right, um, it's running out you shoot at it. It it top it falls to the ground before it reaches you But is it dead? Uh, I said it falls to the ground. What do you do?

I break it's neck. Is that what you're doing? You're gonna go break it's neck. Yeah, I am all right You go and you break it's neck.

Uh, so I'm so glad that dogs are weak to guns. I Yeah, there's like six more of these and I don't think that gunshot was You know great for our situation. They're probably coming here Is what I'm trying to say. That'll just make them easier to shoot when they're in a group So give me the dogs are on the hunt Oh my god, robo is this part of your halloween programming?

It's part of my halloween program to make sure you all have a spooky time But I don't know about the demon dogs Maybe having feral dogs around the house somewhat corrupted the programming Of of the house I would imagine so Are you sure you didn't accidentally open a portal to hell or something? I guess that could possibly be the cause of these hellhounds that have been leashed Loosed upon us Unleash you might say Someone has let the dogs out As it were I don't know we must discover who let these dogs out You hear uh somewhere else on the mansion someone yelling and loud barking and banging Oh, no my henchmen and uh Knox goes running down the hallway after not. Knox. You're not even armed.

Uh, he's got a bat The house is full of bats Oh, man, if I write another one Suddenly there's like 800 cobwebs around the place. Right who else is following? Robanova will turn into a horse so that someone may ride upon him like a kabod korean Oh my god, can Knox ride upon him but take off his helmet and hold it by his side I was gonna say Steven would hop on the back and morph his head into like where his hand is He was a headless horseman, which if I don't get paid out of that I'm gonna be I'd be pretty pretty upset What does Steven what is Steven the natural form like indistinct dude? Well, he looks like a normal person.

What's like a normal person? So, yeah Oh boy, okay, so uh You you approach the henchmen you there's a barricaded door and a large dog monster trying to rip through the door and you hear people yelling on the other side Knox starts trying to beat through the door with the bat. Well, there's a dog between you in the door Oh, no He's gonna point at it as uh as dead. I goes down the hallway shoot it shoot it now injected with the the lead so it will die That's how things work, right?

Yeah, sure. I'm gonna shoot it. All right roll to shoot Uh, that's a plus four All right, you shoot it you shoot it you shoot it you draw its attention. It does not go down immediately It runs up and attempts to bite dead eye dead eye Roll defense and tell me what you got.

Oh boy. That is a plus three plus three. Yeah All right, you take one damage. Oh jeez From a bite to your arm.

It is your guys' turn. The dog is not doing super well Uh, Steven would actually run up and punch the dog. All right roll fight Uh five all right, you down the dog the dog goes down. I break it's neck as well.

Okay. You break it's neck Uh Nox is turn. Nox is gonna hit with a bat. It's already down.

Um, nox is turn I got a zero. I hit the dead dog with a bat. All right doing no extra damage. Uh, Steven's turn.

Steven's gonna actually punch the dog Uh, Steven got a plus three That's a good punch Steven Tell me what time we're gonna do Do you wanna actually wanna take another go with that bat? Yeah, we're gonna take this go with the bat. Nox is a real back the bat Grews another good old swing. Oh, I actually got a plus two in the fight.

Nice. Just watching the stevens follow through Hey, Max, can I borrow the bat real quick? Oh sure here. Guys.

Sweetly. Why are we hitting a dead dog guys? There are other dogs that are alive that we can hit Uh, I got a plus Seven Holy shit How did that dog It's so dead Can it blood splatter all over the hallway? Yeah, you're splattering to whatever you're right.

It's ribcage explodes While this party is going on, Robo is going to gallop over to the door and use his physique to kick it with his horse legs. Alright, you get through the door. Reggie is on the other side and he's like, oh thank God Robo, thank God you're here. Just Robo?

Really? Really? What? Really?

What are you talking about? Really? He said, just Robo. Robo, you guys are over there beating that thing to double death.

I don't know where any of this blood came from. It appeared from nowhere because the haunt, yes, it's very scary. No, now as we hit it with a bat, a bunch of times I was splinting with the blood all over the wall because we kept hitting it. Because it was a demon hound.

Yeah. Oh no, I'm on board, I'm just explaining if you forgot. Wait, Reggie, didn't you say you were going to take care of the feral dogs and not let more vicious ones in? These are the feral dogs.

We collected them all and we put them all in the basement. That's not taking care of them. We were going to put them in the basement for now and then take care of them later. But all of that weird shit that one girl left here, they got into it and something happened.

Did the dogs chew up the black ritual material? I don't know. I don't know what's down there. I'm not a science guy.

Okay, new rule. No one puts or does anything with the basement. It's probably destroyed by now. Um, secondly, bad Reggie, and he takes out a squirt bottle and squirts Reggie.

What? You told me take care of it and I put the dogs in the basement. Don't put the dogs in the basement with a very, very technical equipment from the future. Another massive dog runs out the stairs and charges the group.

I'm going to shoot it. Shoot for it. Oh, okay. That is a plus six.

A plus six? Yes. Well, I know I don't shoot guns like you, man. I was just putting them in the basement.

I was just going to put them in there and then I'm freaking the woods later or something. That's still not taking care of. Okay. Clearly some bad scientists created these beasts.

We must put a stop to it, my friends. What is wrong with Robo? It's, it's, I know that you're new here. Um, he's, he's in Bella Lugosi mode.

It starts October 1st at like, like midnight and it usually doesn't go off until October 31st. All right. Well, I guess so. Robo would cause the house to make the walls need.

We already, we already kind of did that. So, uh, I'm going to get back to my barricade room and let you guys take care of the hard stuff. Yeah, that sounds like a plan, Reggie. Yeah.

Go take care of yourself, Reggie. Oh, wink, wink. What? What does that mean?

Nothing. And then, uh, Nox is going to go over to the dead dog and start squirting him with the squirt bottle. Uh, uh, Steven and me and Ty would like to lick the walls and see if the fake blood Robo popped out. It's real blood or not.

Yes, it's real blood. I got his, you know, in the squirt. What happens next? What is happening?

Wait, Robo just made real blood coming out of the walls. No, he did not. The blood on the walls is from the dog you smashed. No, but I want to go to a bear patch and see what Robo's blood tastes like.

There's no blood coming out of the wall. Robo can't do that. In that case, Robo will turn his hand into a lantern and begin walking into the dark dungeon like a basement. Okay.

Who else is going somewhere different now? I'll follow Robo into the basement. Yeah, follow Robo. Yeah.

Yeah, he's the only light source in the house at this point that I'm aware of. So, as you, uh, go down to the first floor, um, you're walking through, like, the main living area. It looks pretty messed up. A lot of blood everywhere scratches and whatnot.

Um, but there, then you get halfway through the room and then two dogs come out of different rooms on either side and they start circling you. Can I shoot both of them at the same time? Just like, oh, damn it. Target one.

Damn it. All right. I'll start with one of them. I'm rolling like shit tonight.

That is a plus three. Okay. It is still up. Not it's your turn.

So I take my squirt bottle and I squirt one of them in the face. Okay. I rolled a plus one on my fight. Okay.

Uh, the squirt bottle to shoot, but uh, I'm sorry. A plus one on my shoot. I didn't realize that I had switched it from spray to squirt. Okay.

Yeah. Uh, it's where my all does nothing. By it here. Leave my property.

But I rolled a wood. Yep. This is the dog. You also have to say the right words, Cody.

You don't just need numbers. Oh, I shoot. I squirt the dog in the face and the snow. You make it angry.

Uh, Phil, it's your turn. Or sorry, Stefan. It's your turn. Steven would like to, uh, out stretches arm and wrap it around the, the, the.

Snout. Yeah. Snout. Uh, that's now one of the dogs and just trying to keep it.

His like mouth closed. All right. The one that was shot. The one that was not shot.

Okay. Roll fight for that. All right. All right.

You create a, uh, a advantage on that one. Oh, snoot. Called snoot. Yep.

Robynobie is it your turn. Robynobie will take the nearest piece of furniture and use his awesome physique to smash it into splinters and thereby creating steak like objects. And he will use his physique for that. Okay.

Okay. Or would that be a craft game monster? Um, all right. Wait, explain what you're trying to do again?

Sorry. Use making stakes for everyone. Oh, yeah. That would be a craft unless you're going to hit someone with it.

He is not hitting anyone on the screen. Okay. Yes. You can roll craft.

Oh, you got a spooky three. All right. You made another advantage. So there is an advantage of snakes and an advantage of snoot.

Now it is dog's turn. Um, one dog. The dog, one of the dogs that does not have it snoot covered goes for knocks. Knocks.

It hits you with a four. Roll defense if you wish. And why defend? Uh, you take a skill and you defend.

I defend with my empathy. I hope my arms do with arms. Why don't I investigate the dog? Okay.

I'll use my athletics to dodge backwards. Oh, why have you failed me? Okay. So I had a one and I had zero.

So I take three. Okay. You take three from the dog. The other dog tries to scratch Stefan.

It's rolled in three. Stefan. Who's to find her Cal? Um, Phil, roll offense for three.

It's called Steve. So dexterity is what I will use to definitely dodge out of the way, which will give me a four. Sorry. You take no claw damage.

No claws. That is your turn. I've already hit. Oh, wait.

What? I'm going to shoot the one that's been snooted. Okay. Are you going to use the advantage?

Yes, I am. So that is a plus seven plus two with the advantage. So that's a plus nine. All right.

You it falls to the ground. It is dude. Max, it's your turn. The one that bit you was still right on your arm.

I turn as it's grabbing onto his arm and goes, ha, ha, ha, and he takes with one arm, he turns the nozzle from squirt to spray and sprays the dog in the face. I make a resource for old to get an advantage. So you're trying to make an advantage by spraying in the face? It's distracted.

Okay. I have a plus five. Okay. So it's distracted.

So there's another plus two. I named the aspect. My eyes. Okay.

All right. All right. So now it's distracted and people have stakes. Stefan, it's your turn.

Oh, no, is it? It's seven. Then Robo is slow. Robo, slow.

Oh, shit. That really hurt. I was feeling. I'm so still got one held by the snoots, correct?

No, that one down. Oh, you killed it. Oh, okay. Cool.

I can make it bad fun right now. Go ahead. I'm doing it. I'm going to flatten myself out across like where the other dog is and then sort of make some of my parts bumpy.

And I would like to create an advantage with that. So I assume I do dexterity because that's my thing for flattening myself out. Okay. And making himself bumpy.

Oh, that's a good. That's a good role. That's a plus six. Do I make that advantage?

Yeah. All right. So I'm going to name that one of the hills. So now the two advantages against some are the hills out my eyes.

Phil, you're the best. There is also stakes. So there's that. Oh, six issues.

Don't come into my pun. All right. Robo no, but it's your turn. There are three advantages that could be used against this.

Oh, I'm thinking. Yes, I don't know. Robo will attempt to grab the dog to throw it into the wall. Because they're in the basement, right?

Yeah. No, you're not in the basement yet. You're in like a main living area. Is there a window?

Yes. Robo will use this physique to throw the dog out the window. Are you going to use any of the advantages? Yes.

Okay. I don't really know what a bit of a tissue to the house. There's the hills out my eyes and you have a stake. Okay.

And the hills was Stephen white. Know yourself out and yeah, and being on top of the dog. Yeah. Robo will use that advantage to swing Stephen around like a sling and launch the dog through the window.

Okay. Roll for it. Just throw in the dog. That was all killed.

You got to put by all means. Throw me. You were made of rubber. It would be fun this way.

Stephen's very concerned for his own safety. All right. You have like, you have some advantages though. Yeah, use one of them.

So, all right. So now that dog is done as well. I have this vision of twisted arrow just watching like Halloween town in his trailer. It's just like all this goes on the background.

Like a dog just flies out the window. He doesn't even know it's all right. So those dogs are done. What do you guys do now?

Well, I would not be flattened out anymore. Yeah. And I break the one dog that's in still in the room. I break his neck.

Okay. Is this the thing that you're going to be doing? I mean, that's everybody. No, I just.

Oh, oh, demon dog. Okay. No, I think I get you. Look, here's the thing.

If they're heads missing or like not connected to their body, if they suddenly rise again, I'm not saying it's going to happen. I'm just saying it's a possibility. You know, we may have an advantage. Who knows?

Alex, I would like to ask you a question. Is this sort of like the walking dead universe where the concept of zombies doesn't exist? No, you know what zombies are. You hung out with great robber.

Okay. Make sure you find out great robber like six times. All right. Okay.

You mean knocks it out his head and continues on to the basement. I think I'm getting a heat stroke. All right. As you continue on to the basement, you see the basement stairs and one last larger dog bases you down and attacks first, except that I could attack first because she had that.

Yeah, I'm just going to like shoot over an octave shoulder. Right to his ear. Yeah. That's five.

Okay. This one is still not down. No, and it gets attacked before anybody else. Stephen.

Make a defense. Oh, you said my name right. He rolled a four because you're not going to reply unless I do. I wrote a six.

Okay, you don't take damage. Then not. I snelt right away. Plus two and I get behind rubbing over.

Okay. All right. It's your turn. Three, two, one.

We're putting a turn. Okay. Robo. Robo will grab the dog.

He'll grab the main beast with his physique. Okay. He rolls a four. All right.

You're just going to create advantage. Yes. By holding the monster. All right.

So there's currently an advantage on it. Stephen, you'll have one more chance to take your turn. Would you like to take it? Yes.

Stephen would like to actually go behind the dog with like one of his arm. That doesn't really work. I was going to try to make him into a slink shop. That doesn't really work.

There's kind of a speed moment in there. Yeah. I'm just going to punch it in the mouth. All right.

Are you going to use the advantage Robo gave? Which was what? It's held. Oh, yeah, sure.

I'll suck your punch in that dog. I'll give shit. That's a plus two to my role. So you got a minus two on that.

So it's five. That's all I can do now. Okay. Yep.

It is down. Yeah. We killed it. I snapped.

Snack. Is that the last one? What do we find in the room came monster? Are you going into the basement?

Yeah. Yeah. Yes. All right.

You go into the basement. The basement is mostly trash. There's a lot of science stuff and looks like it was kind of knocked over. A lot of it was eaten or fucked with.

There's a blood trail on the floor leading over to one corner and in that corner you see pension number one leaning against the wall, barreling blood of his throat. Julian, no. He's like. What?

What? What? Speak to me Julian. Breathe, man.

Breathe. Got me. Got my throat. He lifts his hand and you can see the massive wound is starting to bubble and there are large hairs coming out of it now.

Oh, no. He's he's infected your entire body with his nasty hair. It's going to get infected. Oh, we need an ambulance.

Let me apply this on me and I have in my pocket. He says, no, I feel my blood boiling. Just kill kill me. It hurts so bad.

No, Julian. I can never do such a thing to you. My number one henchman. Can I just shoot him?

Yes, you can. All right. All right. All right.

You should have been ahead and he is dead. Knock starts bowling. Crank. Everything he loves gets shot.

As you fire the bullet into his head, the wound on your arm, that I it starts to itch really bad. This is a problem. Guys, I might need somebody to hack off my arm. Robo will pull that eyes arm off.

Okay. Holy shit. Really? It's Halloween.

It's Halloween. I'm giving I'm giving one objection for somebody to say this doesn't happen. And then. No, I don't actually want my arm to get rid of my watched 28 days later, like five times last night.

I can help it. Twenty days later or 127 hours. What are you talking about? This is on the one.

Please tell me this is awesome. Weird fever dream that twisted arrow came up with after watching the whatever movie watched. It's like a snow globe that he's looking at and he's writing a book. He's writing it with an arrow.

It's like that that bitch can't write a book with a bullet. That's good. No. No.

That eye your arm. It hurts really bad. Does anyone know how to cure. Barrel dog is a or werewolf is a or I don't know some shit.

Robo no boes takes a step forward menacingly. We're definitely is appears all over the screen. This is no joke. Just bizarre venture.

Knox your arm begins to hurt as well. I am pathetically feel how Julie feels before he dies. And I caress his face. No, you feel actually made because you took damage.

I was sharing my arm out. Steven walks up to Julian and snaps his neck. Not good. Why?

This is for his own good. All right. The wound continues to bubble and fester as he lays their sloped over dead. Guys, I think I'm changing.

This is either puberty. All right. It's something supernatural. Wait, you're 15.

Are you 14? Have you not gone through puberty? I don't know. When the kids go through puberty puberty puberty puberty.

You were one once. Between the ages of 10 to four. No, no, I'm 16 for boys. All right.

Yeah, your arm just starts to hurt a little bit, Knox, but that your starts to feel like it's starting to burn. Crap. I don't know how to. Robo, can you do some freaking research or something?

Look up werewolves or something? I don't know. I don't actually want to cut my arm off, but I will if I need to. Does Robo have enough time to research?

You can try to. You can roll some research if you like. Let's have Robo research for one turn. You just want to rip my arm off.

All right. Roll. Roll research. Robodoba.

Robo is not taking any chances. He knows how Jason do the work. Someone in the chances you should cut your arm off and get replaced with a crossbow. Robo is rolled a two.

You rolled a two. All right. You're doing research. What's everybody else doing?

Why didn't Knox get the backpack with the Tommy gun? I could have just attached that to my arm. Yeah. All right.

Yeah. We do with the shoot ups here. Okay. Shut up.

I got a baseball bat. A catcher's mitt and awesome suit. All right. Don't blame me.

I like how your solution was also to attach the backpack to your arm and not just wear the backpack. God. I don't know. I don't think Steven smart enough to know what to do.

Can I just see you for her arm and to not be? What? I'm going to see for your arm and to not burning. No.