Hello everybody and welcome again to another episode of Villain Underground. I am your game at Mustard Happy Peak and with me we have a full roster of villains again. First today we have Skip Sandwich himself Will. Hey guys, I'm here to tell you that the last trick 2016 is gonna pull is that when you wake up on January 1st, it'll be 2016.
Again? Yeah, I don't know if my baby heart can take it. We've got meat and potatoes, Phil. Oh hi.
We got mac and cheese on top of hamburgers, Cody. What? No, I didn't know. And we got Dunk Your Hot Dogs in Your Wine, Allie.
Oh god. That actually kind of sounds appropriate for her. No! How is that appropriate?
At least the alcohol and the wine part. Well, okay, the wine part. But do not touch the hot dogs with wine. We call that the ones.
Or wine with hot dogs rather. What I'm saying is it's your two favorite things, wines and long sausages. Jesus Christ, oh my god. There's a garbage can right next to you, Cody.
Can you just hop in it real quick? So we call it Florida Shrimp Cocktail, y'all. I was gonna suggest you know how people bite off the ends with twizzlers and drink their juice like a straw. You can do that with a hot dog.
You just carve out the middle of your wine. Ew. Oh god. They make like slim dim straws for uh, lanyberries.
Gross. You need to go vomit profusely now. Well, too late, we already started Bob Gast. Last week, would anybody like to recap?
Hey, Will, give us a recap. We'll have a rest week. What happened last week? Team Rocket was blasting off again.
So what did that mean? Well, the guy that ran the militia camp that we raided was called the Panama Rocket. And he was part of a whole group called the Rockets. They had rockets for each country trying to overthrow the governor.
Dad, I got in a fist fight with Gwyn. And everyone else is chilling with Frostcock. Well, who's Frostcock? Oh, he's some fancy panty ro.
He was trying to stop the villains from stealing. Something. How are you more accurate recapping the episode you work on? Because he's cheating.
Because he's cheating. Yeah, so they were trying to steal something. Except for they weren't actually stealing because it was Knox's property. That's how that works.
So we've got him to know. We have a chat that we used to schedule our recordings. Oh, fuck. You're right.
We do do that. I'm just glad you didn't talk about the secret chat. Yeah. Oh, no.
We're all making fun of me and making crap. That was where we uh, did the... We're playing with the heroes. Oh, when you...
Messlechino's, I mean actually. Remove Shannon from the picture. In terms of where I murdered my wife. Yeah.
That was pretty accurate. That uh, yeah. It was pretty good. It was pretty good.
It was pretty good. Uh, no. No, aside from on the roof, uh, whip and that I are about to fist them fights. I said that.
Oh, did you? Okay. Mm-hmm. Good.
Well, then we're good. Cheater. With his, that is sister. Yes.
Whip is that is such a hero and that is a bad boy. I made a joke that it was her mom. It's not her mom. Well, I didn't call her mom.
Yeah, yeah, I know. That's fantastic. That's where I got the joke from. Just to remind people.
I will make that joke. Yep. Looks like. Please make another joke about you're going to put her in a, uh, O'Flux home now because she's her mom.
Oh, god damn it. Why is all this wrong? I'm done with tonight. Look about 20 Pokemon.
I'm gonna get my Dragon Krampol. All right. So there we are. Inside of the warehouse, Knox, um, Frosty Cop has jumped in the middle of you talking to the three villains, adrenaline, albedo, and static.
And Silicon artist had put his hand down to bring anybody up that's, uh, wanted to escape from Frosty Cop, I believe, at the end. Correct. His other hand is a popcorn bowl. Yes.
It is currently a popcorn bowl that I'm getting out of. Yep. Adrenaline says to Knox, take the part. Get out of here.
We'll handle Frosty Cop. You'll learn some points with zero tolerance. And he tosses you with a box. Okay.
And Knox is going to just like look around and go, uh, beam me up, silicone, and steps onto the hand. There's no beaming involved. He just moved his hand out. Okay.
Uh, much like, uh, elevator made of rubber. You get brought up through the skylight. Drowned on albedo and static engage Frosty Cop. It looks like a savage battle.
Um, but you two are now on the roof and on the roof, uh, dead eye, you approach, uh, whip roll dice to see what number you get, whoever has the highest goes first. Plus one. She watched. So you get to go first.
I'm gonna punch her in her damn face. Roll fight. Plus two. All right.
You hit it for one and she says, I know you're better than this. Deep down inside. You have to get over this. Get over this phase.
I mean she, she tries to hit you again or she tries to hit you now. Uh, she got one. She only hits me for one. Okay.
This isn't a phase bitch and I'm gonna hit her again. That's why plus one. She blocks your hand as you swing in for like a haymaker and she says, you're, you're exactly what they wanted us to be. You never got better.
You let them rule your life and then she goes in for a gut punch. Uh, she got a, uh, four. That's a three. Ooh, she's one.
I'm only what they made us because you were their golden girl and didn't get the worst of it. And then I'm going to, I'm gonna hit her again. That is a plus three. Okay.
She got zero. You got it for three. She swings at you again. That's why I'm never giving up on you.
I can bring you back and she swings at you again. A one. That's a four. Okay.
At this point, uh, knocks and silicon artists. You are back on the roof. You see them trading blows. That is your turn.
Did I? You might as well give up now because I'm not going to become anything you want me to be. I'm gonna hit her and that is a plus one. She gets it.
Co- or uh, silicon artists and knocks. You are there on the roof. You see them fighting. Is there anything that you do?
Dead, dead eye. Um, we're supposed to deliver this box to um, to zero tolerance. Can we, can you stop fighting with that weird person? Stop having a cat fight and we need to deliver this thing.
I'm just gonna turn around and glare at knocks and just be like, go. I'm dealing with something right now. Okay. You heard the lady.
All right. So she's gonna, she's gonna try to boot you in the chest. Two. Three.
There's a reckoning coming in when the line is drawn. I hope you're on the right side of it. If you're on that side, I won't be there. All right.
Well, then I'm just gonna like punch her in the face again. Plus two. She gets hit in the mouth. She says, I can't protect you forever.
You don't know how much I've done for you. That she's gonna, clocky in the head. Three. That would be zero.
Let me just, ouchies. That hurts a lot. All right. Silicon artists and knocks.
What are you all doing? Is her, is Thwips Bow on the ground? Yes. Perfect.
I'm gonna inflate myself really big and I'm going to try to cover up with like in golfer, basically. Okay. What's going to use? Xarity is tied to my stretchiness.
However, I use that. Okay. One. She misses her thing.
So you do in golfer. And I say, we could leave with her. I mean, like it never. And he'll just start kind of waddling away because he's just a giant balloon with a person in his stomach.
No, I don't want her knowing anything about where we are. I'll just knock her out and start punching my own stomach. She'll actually probably pass out here in like a two minutes. Possibly die, but.
If you do not kill her, I get the joy of that. I can't really control if she suffocates. I mean, a little airhole. Just don't kill her.
Knock her out somehow, but do not kill her. I hold her in my stomach until she stops kicking around. Okay. Roll physique, Phil.
Yeah. Plus five. Plus five. Yeah.
All right. It doesn't puncture through, but you can tell that she has a knife and she is stabbing you on the inside. How? Is she stabbing me?
You didn't think it would be easy, did you? He has a knife. How? You didn't think it would be easy, did you?
Sort of. If I still waddling towards the edge of the building, okay, my intention is to leave. Okay. All right.
As you're waddling, roll physique again. Plus two, I washed him and roll. Okay. You take one point of damage.
Your knife is like starting to penetrate your stomach area. Yeah, damn it. She's really seven. Nox is like at the edge of the edge of the thing.
Guys, how do we get down? I'm kind of dealing with something right now. Just in concentrating. Put her in the warehouse.
She doesn't need to be here. They were fighting already. What do I drop her off the roof? That works.
No. Yeah. Just put her back in that hole in the roof. She'll be fine.
So I'm still dropping her from the roof. I mean, that's probably about the same. There's tile in there as opposed to concrete out here. Well, put her down gently, I guess.
I mean, I don't really care if she gets hurt. Just don't kill her. Are we kidnapping her or not? No.
Why? Because I don't want her knowing anything about what we're doing or where we go or who we talk to. She's a persistent little son of a bitch. She's going to find us eventually then.
She's persistent. And we'll deal with it when it happens, but we can put it off her as long as possible. Still with it now. Just kill her now.
No. So we can't kill her. You don't want to kill her. You want the honor of killing her, but you don't want to kill her yet.
She's going to find out about us eventually because she's seen us. I'm struggling to find a middle ground here. She's not allowed to die until she knows everything. And she can't know everything yet.
She's fucking weirdly. Okay. It's family drama. Just get over it and put her in the hole.
I walk over to the hole and I open up my stomach, dropping her out. All right. So it takes one more step of you. All right.
You got a three. I got a plus one. Sorry. Okay.
So she has to continue to fall down the hole. She doesn't have her bowser. She can't repel back up. Um, Joey broken neck.
You still hear the fight between Frosty Cop and the other group of heroes or group of villains. Sorry. Continuing on. Can I call my henchmen that were inside and the one apparently that was outside?
Let's check on them. See how they are. Yeah. A lot of them have their feet frozen to the ground.
But they're okay. Yeah. I'll think about it. Okay.
All right. I'll tell them to get back to the truck. Okay. Then I turn around and go, can we get down now?
I don't want to be on this roof anymore. It wasn't a truck. You had a hella chopper. Oh yeah.
It was a chopper. It was a chopper. Yeah. I'll cut yourself out of the ice and get the hella chopper.
So you are, how are you getting off the roof? They're going to apply the hella chopper up and pick us up. All right. So you guys just wait on the roof of the hella chapter?
Yes. So I would like to pick up the flips though. Okay. The hella chapter comes and picks you up.
We leave. I will get in it. Okay. The hella chapter, where are you getting the hella chopper to go?
Where exactly are we going? Not. I'm, I'm, place I really don't want to go. I guess we're going to go to the zero tolerance's place.
I get to where that is though. It's pretty late at night. Are you doing that right now? I don't want to keep this box rather than I have to.
Yeah. No. Yeah. I guess we'll go back to the base.
Okay. Check up on the fight. See if we can get like a link to the cameras. Watch the fight from afar.
Okay. All right. You get, you get back to the base as you walk at the door. Roman Obo, you are done charging.
Roman Obo is disconnected himself from his charging station. And he's now got four or five devices plugged into him through various USBs. I'm charging his own Game Boy. Back up battery.
What kind of Game Boy does he have? One old school one. Okay. Are you back to recharge, Robo?
Are you back to normal? Oh yeah. Robo's back to normal. Okay.
So we have nothing to do with the herd, right? That's not a thing anymore. What? Oh my god.
Oh, Robo. He like goes up in Hugs. Robo will hug Mox back. Oh, no.
There were people trying to get into my warehouse. They were terrible. Actually, no, they were great. They were great.
The people attacking us because of the people getting to my warehouse. They were terrible. Okay. No.
Okay. Should we just go to bed now? We need to live with this box, apparently. Yes.
I feel like we all don't know what to do now. It's just like, okay. We got a box. Cool.
It's gone so well. Remember what happened the last time you ran a convenience store, Robo? Remember what I had to do? Like 50-50, right?
When? Yeah, you're about 50-50. Those are great odds, but I guess to be honest, we really can't be robbing convenience stores because those employees don't get Obamacare anymore. Oh no.
So everything's just a sad disappointment. If we're all kind of breaking off and not doing anything until the morning, I would like to do some research on the bow. Okay. What kind of research?
As much information about Fwip as I can find. Okay. She's pretty, she has a pretty public record because she is part of the Onamana Pies. Yeah, she was an enemy militant who turned on her army to help the US and the US help place her back with a hero group.
It's like the big story that you find. Any mention of family members? Not much. There was a piece done on the Onamana Pies and they like outlined a bunch of members and they outlined her too.
She's not the most famous one of them, so they didn't spend a whole big thing on her. If you dig deep into her Wikipedia page, it says a little bit about family, but not a whole lot. The Thwips have, or Onamana Pies have a base like the Justice people like in the sky. No, no, no, just like a headquarters like the one we knocked over recently.
Yes, they have multiple, they're more of a franchise, so they like reside in multiple cities. Sure. But there's one in Leipus Harbor. There's not one in Leipus Harbor.
You don't have one in Leipus Harbor. Oh, okay. What's she want to do? Which one is she?
She is part of the, what, Obel Bay? Obel Bay. Okay. I would like to package up the bow and send it back to her.
Okay. You're gonna send it like in the mail? Yeah. All right.
Okay. I have a very important question here. Do you put a return address? No.
God, no. Okay. I thought that was your initial attention. There should be like, I'm gonna be a dick now.
Yeah, the con artist. You put a return address. He's not good. I mean, he's never done mail fraud before.
I'm not saying you're incompetent. I thought you were trying to be addicted, did I? All right. So you have mailed that in the mail.
The night passes without any other excitement unless somebody has something they want to do. Just want to make sure my henchmen are okay. All the ones that got their feet frozen. Maybe buy them.
Yeah. Buy them really nice, Medicare places. Okay. Well, since this is the release date for this episode is what?
The 23rd. So in the middle of the night, Robo is gonna wake up. It's dark in the hallway and then Robo's door cracks open. A little bit of light comes through.
It's silhouette peaks to the side of the door and then you can see one eye looking out of the door. He quietly pushes it open and starts tip toeing down the hallway. Goes to Silicon artist's room and peaks inside. What's going on?
It's really late at night. So Silicon artist is asleep. There's no weird sleeping habits. Okay.
Robo's gonna sneak in and he's going to tie his feet together, stretch arm strong style. One weakness. Sleep. He's then going to leave Silicon artist's room and go to dead eyes room.
What's he saying in there? He's not in there. Oh, okay. But he's gonna walk around the room and he's just gonna crop test it.
And he does like a ballerina twirl. Is he doing this? Instant quicken music. What the hell?
And then uh... Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. But you should see four. So what exactly?
He's not shitting. He's not shitting in the room. So what crop testing is? If you're shitting, see four.
He's just got more of a burnt plastic smell. Just another wrong with it. And then he stops by Max's room. Max, are you sleeping?
Or are you up late at night, jerking at the internet porn? No, he doesn't jerk it. This is kind of how to... Well, he's a teenager.
I mean, what's he doing? No, he's asleep. Okay. Robo's gonna climb in bed and spoon with him.
Unless we're about five minutes, Robo gets up and then he's gonna go in the game-buster-droom. He's a game-buster-dunning late night. He's sleeping like a BB after a hard day editing. He's gonna walk out violently, game-lustered.
You're just gonna see Robo's head slowly rise up over the edge of the mattress. And he's gonna lean over and kiss him on the forehead and giggle and run off. And then Robo goes back to his room. And then oils her.
And then Robo goes back to his room and goes back to sleep. Because he doesn't want to... After you leave the game-buster-droom, the carpenters come back and they're like, they start, they start plastering up the fourth wall again. Fucking...
You guys are like 90% of our work. And then he climbs back in bed. Because he doesn't want to be up when Santa Claus comes. No!
All right. Okay, everybody wakes up. It's not gonna hurt. You wake up in your legs and tie together like pretzels.
God damn it. I walk the door one night and I easily untie my legs. And I'll walk out into the hallway. All right, then I wake up.
Or when you have returned your room, it smells like burnt ass plastic. Really? On top of everything else? This?
All right. Whatever. All right, so everybody wakes up in their Christmas surprises. I feel oddly warm.
It's as if my heart grew three sizes last night. Someone must love me in the world. It's just a good single tear. My legs got tied together.
My room's absolutely terrible. It's the Christmas spirit. Look down at the very, very end of the hallway, where there's just a door that has GM on it. And I say, I wonder what's down there.
The guys are like putting bricks up now in front of the wall. They're like, drywall's not working. That the fucking... Robo's walking out rubbing his eyes.
He's just walking up in here, so I still can't understand this. And he goes, what door? Did you tie my legs together, Robo? What door, guys?
Right? As you all wake up and come downstairs and your footy pajamas, you see that Reggie has decorated the house with Garland and... What's the fucking... What's the fucking red berries on the ceiling or whatever they do?
Cherries! All right, missile tow. Missile tow. All of it.
It's Cherries and missile tow. And there's reefs. And there's a large Christmas tree in your living room. It's all decorated very nicely.
So I put reefs? Yeah, there's coral? Yeah, there's coral. Yeah, there's coral.
Okay, here's the thing. I'm trying to do this Christmas thing. I spent the first handful of years of my life as a hero. So I'm not good at it.
I'm really trying to remember what people do for Christmas. I have celebrated it a fraction of the times that you guys have. So I'm really stretching here. These are not muscles I'm used to.
Yes, so is it reefs or reefs? Reefs. Okay. So it's not the coral reef.
It's the coral reef. Yes. All right, so there's decorations all around. Do we all have stockings?
Yes, you all have stockings. Are they hung by the chimney with care? Very much, very much care. Yep.
All your names are written on the stockings. It looks like somebody had started to write silly con artists on yours, but they decided to be nice for Christmas and then didn't. It'd be nice. It looks like they were going to do another L and a Y.
It looked like they scraped it off the stocking and wrote it correctly. Oh, sorry, sorry. Okay. You said silly con.
I get it. Yeah, they were going to write silly con artists and then they scraped it off and wrote it the right way. So someone was going to prank you, but then didn't. I put my arm around Richie.
He's like, hey, Christmas, everybody. And I say, thank you. I kiss them on the forehead. He's cheek's go ready.
He goes, mmm. Yep, there's prizes on the ground. There's prizes for everybody. Right.
Present. Wow, you're really not good at this Christmas thing, are you? Is it not? What I say is it?
It's not prizes. It's presents. It's present. Okay.
The jelly green man came and gave it gave him to us during the night. Charlotte green man. What? He's teasing me because I don't know anything about Christmas.
Silicon artists will eat the candy that is typically in stock. Okay. There's a lot of there's a lot of there's a lot of laffy taffy and salt water taffy and all sorts of stretchy foods. I always get tote their own.
Yeah, there's some tote their own. Robonobo will go into the kitchen and start baking the traditional Christmas brownies as part of the normal American Christmas tradition. Okay. Knox gets one of the henchmen to help him wrap the box that he got last night in a very beautiful wrapping.
Will, is that a goof on me? Are you trying to make me? Yes, that's a goof. Or brownies not a tradition.
I mean, for some people, I mean, but. All right. Cam is Christmas. We eat the traditional Christmas sardines and brownies.
You. Oh, God. Talking about foods that should never be combined. Yeah, that.
Bring it back around. It's a no, you got to make a sandwich. You got it's two brownies. God.
Would you rather be soup? Okay. No, no, I'll do it for real Christmas tradition thing. Robo in his jammies slides over under the tree and starts picking up every present and shaking it and holding it and weighing it in his hands.
Do like do the actual like numerical value show up in his eyes with like the you know measurement after? Yes. Calculate it. He's perfect.
He's actually calibrated scale. Oh, okay. So the minions for Robonobo got him some polish and some new circuitry to help him out. So he could be a polished robot boy with good circuitry.
But can random wires. The pile of random wires and it's a subscription to National Geographic. So you can read about monkeys and shit. They got a Silicon artist.
They got you a new outfit made by the architect. Yeah. So you get you have a villain outfit now. I don't know if you were using one before, but you never had mentioned it.
He was new. And did I. Yeah. Then I got you they got you a sawed-off shotgun and a bunch of hollow points.
Okay. And Knox it seems like it seems like you don't have a gift under the tree. Yeah. What?
Really deciding whether or not I want to scourge this or not. Silicon artist will lean into red and be like, did you not get Knox anything? He looks at you in weeks. He's like, we don't want him to think he did anything.
Just for a second. We just want to raise him. Knox. Knox in a very like unlike him.
Tone turns around and goes, well, what do you get a person who has everything? Good friends like you guys. And he's like, like around hugging everyone and like giving the henchmen like little notes. It's like, I'm giving you a raise.
You've been like everyone there like report cards, but they're all like great stickers over them and stuff. See, is he handing out this corporate person's presence where it's like a card with Knox's name like printed inside of the card and then it's got a take up take to it. And it says, thanks a lot to for your hard work this season. Good work this quarter.
Yes. Yeah. God. You can also pick a present from like the corporate store, which is just a bunch of like random shit.
But says it's your corporation? It's just one of the treasure chests you stole from a dentist. It's just a bunch of wires too. Yeah.
All the wires that they got, they got Robo. It's basically the same thing. But Reggie's like, oh, but but Knox, check out what's uh what's behind that door over there. And they point to a door leading off into one of the parlors.
He points to the opposite side. He goes, you mean that door with the GM on it? He's like, that's just a brick walled now. And they're reinforcing it with some masonry.
So uh, no, that wall that door over there, the one of the three walls that you can see. Knox goes over to the door to open sit. In the parlor is a young woman that you recognize. She has pretty advanced mental arms.
Oh shit. He shuts the door very quickly. He turns around and goes, okay, please tell me the rest of her is also robotic too. What do you mean?
No, you told us to fix her arms. So like your people at the corporation fixed her up and we brought her here for Christmas. The one girl you had here murdered her entire family, so we thought she should have Christmas with somebody. Oh, oh, oh, oh.
I do not want any of this. Knox, Knox, like runs off to his room and shuts the door to go hide. Well, he wanted that girl to take care of, didn't he? He told us to fix her.
We fixed her all up. She's got like, it's fucking high. We called him a lot of favors to get some top grade robot arms. Did I?
I think he's just shy. Oh, okay. Well, the door opens and the girl comes out. She's got, she seems relatively angry.
Oh, really? I wonder why? So she's like, which was where's the kid in the mask? She's only like 15, so.
He had to go somewhere real quick. How are you doing? I'm not well. They told me that you guys know who did this to me, who killed my family, and made me like this.
Yeah, that's a long story. For those eating a sandwich in the under the Christmas tree. He's kind of like hiding out under there like a cat with you. He goes, oh, yeah, that was that.
Golden Arrow did that. Fuck you, Will. Thank you, Will. Oh, okay.
You used to be on our team, but he left. All right. I see. Are you going to help me find this golden arrow or not?
Oh, no, it depends on if it's an article in the universe, and we get to run into it again. Sure. They told me that Knox would help me find the person that did this to me. And if that's golden arrow is not going to be able to help me, when he gets done being ill or whatever.
I think, I guess so. I mean, let's go see him. Okay. So Robo's going to leave her down the hallway past the, the mason work that's been freshly done.
There used to be a door there, but we're not allowed in there anymore. And he's going to go up and knock on Knox's door. Okay. You hear grunting noises and don't come in.
Don't stop. Robo's eyes get really big. He just, oh, it's it's Knox time. But we're not allowed in there right now.
Silicon artist testing his new gear will emerge from inside the vents in Knox's room and open up the door. Oh, God. So it's inside Knox's room and opens the door from the inside. Sorry.
He works amazing. Look at this. The stretching ability of all of it, and like just starts doing like wiggling all of his, like all his parts. He's like, look at it.
The mask too, and he makes his eyes really big, turns to look at Knox. Do they fall out of his skull? No. Well, they might, because he's, he's trying to crawl underneath the bed, but the, the mask is too big.
So it's like just the helmet and he's trying to push himself underneath the bed, but he's stuck. So he's like trying to underneath, hide underneath the bed, but he just can't get his helmet underneath. Okay. The girl walks into the room over to the bed and grabs the bed with her metal handed lifts it.
And she says, they told me you could help me find the person that hurt my family. Oh, God. They gave you stupid tricks too. Um, sure.
But that's also kind of the reason I wanted to avoid you. Why did you have them help me? Why didn't you just leave me to die then? Uh, what she did wasn't exactly the best.
Situation. I felt, I felt responsible for the situation. Okay. Well, then you can absolve yourself with the responsibility once you help me.
Wait, her? Because the robot monkey said it was a him. We must be talking about two different people. Maybe the same person.