Welcome again villains and crooks and scoundrels to the villain underground Fate real play podcast where we play baddies big old people bombastic baddies and I am your game master Alex cater and with me today. I have Cody. Howdy. We're not gonna be talking about meat anymore No more meat.
This is an all vegan podcast Vegetastic will hey guys a pepperoni is just a spicy salami and the meat master himself Philip master Meat master mega man was my father You can just call me meat Got me meat Okay, and we're here to talk about hard meats and soft meats and meat with the bone still in it Because Phil Phil knows so much about meat. He was telling me earlier about some shredded meat. Yes Oh, this is funny because of how angry Cody. I'm not angry.
It's just like i'm trying not to laugh at it and it's Trying not to laugh at it's getting me angry. It's like no just laugh at it. No, I don't want Every every every time someone's like I try not to laugh at it. It's like oh I fucking hate fun How dare you make me enjoy my life?
I just know what this podcast to be ugly like idiots over meat All right Anyway, here we go Who wants to who told us what happened last time last time last time? Who did the last time last time? I think it was good. It was good.
I was going to last time last time last time last time Phil you are such an idiot Tell us the last time what happened what happened? um, so we were down in Zero tolerances layer sort of it's the chaos committee. Basically their little clubhouse um, there was a lot of kind of following dark bell around and then stealing her personal information or personal emails um making sandwiches There's some talking did quite a bit of talking about what to do next Um found out some people that we could potentially work for zero tolerance and then some joke regarding the puzzle puzzle puzzle king puzzle king. Thank you Um ended up deciding to work for zero tolerance for a few minutes Um, we're gonna break into a cloning facility and steal research on DNA of superheroes So to do that we went and first kind of scoped out the place and with mr.
Donaldson in a 1997 honda cord that's brown Thank god. It's four doors. Let's just say that and then Is that how we're going to be? We never really researched that Okay, I'm looking at it.
It is now Wouldn't that be weird just like alternate universe like yeah, there's a bunch of superheroes and then you have the 9,700 cords instead of two doors. Yeah, it is four doors. It also gets 28 Okay, oh, that's not bad mr. Mr.
Dothan should fucking complain. I'll be researching a new car for it. Hold on So um As villains we were scoping it out we found some good ways to insert and exit via the roof or the sewers below And then our plan was to kind of sneak in there at night And then get a man on the inside being golden arrow and then allow that that's the method of entry Well, we are all discussing this a group of superheroes actually arrived and then we decided to just say eff it and do the heist then And we'll see how it goes fucking What logic is that? It's like you're sitting outside of a bank and then the cops open you're like, you know what?
This is perfect We should totally rob this bank with these cops here, right? It makes the most sense It makes none sense, but still All right, it's it's good for the entertainment value of it. That's true. Okay That's not terrible way to live.
Okay, so all right there you guys are mr. Dothan's ready to crash his car It's to the building he doesn't look happy about it, but he's gonna do it So not knocks will jump on robin up with back as he starts climbing up the building Oh, I was gonna turn into an ultralight. That's okay So broad daylight robin up was climbing up the side of the building with knocks on his back. I mean, I thought that was the plan, but yeah Okay, let's do it.
That's what's going on right now. Yeah Yeah golden arrow now in his costume it kind of hopped out of the cord and kind of ran down the street Just a way to try to put some distance between that. So I try to go around the street and around the corner Okay, where are you headed ultimately? I'm going to head to like basically I want to go in a giant circle So I want to end up on the other side of the heroes.
Okay, so if mr. Donaldson's coming going south to hit them like hit the motorcycles I would be coming up on via the street on the north side. So I could be like, oh, I saw it. I can help you.
Oh, okay Deception plus three. That's what that equals Alright, so you go around in your circle. Are you waiting for the the car to hit before you go approach? Absolutely.
Yeah, okay So robin oboe you get to the building with knocks on your back. Are you climbing? Are you scaling the building again? Yeah, yeah Alright, you start scaling the building people are looking out of the windows and pointing and like they're picking up phones and calling things again Just because it's like yes, we know about the monkey shut up Okay, all right robin oboe you get to the top of the building on the top of the building you see a What appears to be a young girl just pink Uh, she's uh, she's pink.
She has like little tiny horns and like a long tail with kind of like a like a little Like a triangle on the end of the tail And she's standing at the top of the building as you like reach over the corner and get on top of the Top of the thing she's staring at you. Okay. I look at uh knocks and I go Is there a problem? It's just a girl.
She says um Robot monkey, uh other guy. What are you guys doing climbing the building? Well, they have a noble part of making it screw Um, okay robin oboe. Well, I've been we've been getting calls Um from the people that work in this building that there's a robot monkey climbing the building So we came to check it out and sure enough here you are and now you're carrying Your name is he just wanted to show me the sights.
It's a beautiful view from up here. Don't you think That doesn't answer the question. I'm sure you wanted to show you the sights and you are what does it matter of my name? What is your name?
My name is poof. I was called here to investigate what's happening. That is a name for rather quite chilling go And he he hops out walks over slaw ugly She says I don't know who you are you need to you need to back up and tell me what you're doing on this building right now because uh I'll go get my friends and you and I'm sure you would rather talk to me to them He's gonna like to run slowly and kind of look at robo Just kind of like do a little shrug And then like put his hands up and then like do like a claw notion as in like grab her Uh robo no bough is gonna mimic the motion right back at Knox The same thing the same thing he's going like this to you All right, she puts her hand up to her ear and she's like yeah guys we got two on the roof I can use some backup. They're doing like some sort of weird choreographed dance now He turns around tell them it's thriller.
I'm not gonna tell them that it's really Fine fine if you're not gonna tell them that it's thriller then robo I want you to get her and just points So uh he's gonna run at her to grab her Okay, all right Um, are you are you rolling flight to obtain here? Um, yeah, yeah, what are you gonna roll to to grab her? Um, would that be a fight or would it be could I use up a seek? Or is it technically like a fight because it's a hostile action?
Yeah, it would be it would be like a fight you could Yeah, it'd probably be a fight. Okay. Okay, so I got um total role with the modifiers on it. Hey one She rolls Um, you you you run up and then you like you think you're about to get her But like as your arms are close around her she poops into a small cloud of pink dust and it if you could smell You have you have sensory receptors.
Um, like a like a like a the smell of sulfur kind of fills the air and she just gone out of your arms Go to use that she vanished in a poop smoke poop makes sense Robo, do you have a fan? Can you blow her away? Um Yeah, he uh he turns his uh one of his arms into a um kind of like a A folding fan that he'd like waves up and down. All right, so you're gonna blow the the smoke away Uh, yeah, and as uh as he's waving to blow the smoke away He edges towards the side of the building and raises his hand up and starts waving the uh, uh, the fan over his head signaling Okay All right You signal out to mr.
Daulton waiting in his accord Um Phil uh golden arrow on the other side of the building you hear the screeching tires of a 97 hoda accord Yeah, all um start sprinting around the corner and uh Go approach the group of heroes and try to all right as you as you come around the corner Um, you notice there's only one hero left there as the car careens through the bikes and into the front lobby of the Um, uh research center at the top of the building. Um Poof reappears, uh with um with two other heroes Uh like she has a hand on both of them and she reappears like another pop of smoke Doof happens and there's two others people right next to her One is a girl with a bone arrow and the other is a girl in um like a like a one-piece Like bathing suit style thing And uh the girl with the bone arrow like on the front of her shirt, it says whip and on the other girl It says on the front of her shirt. It says clank All right, so max you will get to go first Um How close is the door to uh downstairs What do you mean? How close is the door to like go into the building itself because I just want to break for the door unless they're like right there Oh the door to the inside Um, you have just like careen up to the top of the building and they like appeared between you and the door The door is like in a bit So you have to get like around them to get into the door All right, nox is gonna come up to robo nobo and uh there's gonna be like a little panel on the side He's gonna push it in and he's gonna put in a button He's gonna push in like a sequence of buttons and then robo will start like growing the spines out of his body And like these red instead of his eyes of usually which are like white like a wider yellow They turn intense red And uh he looks over and he goes You're about to see what what a real robo nobo can do And he'll push in like one final button and the rest of it like the spines will grow even bigger Okay, so you're trying to give robo nobo a bonus to something?
Yes, okay, so you can um You can use resources to try to give robo nobo a bonus Okay That is a six a six a two and a four so we total of one so three plus one is four Okay, um you are able to give robo nobo a plus two to fight Because you have put him into combat mode Successful So robo no but you are now in combat mode and you're gonna plus two to fight for and you can you can you can you can use that For free twice and then every time after twice you have to spend in action point to use the plus two Okay, does it make sense? Okay, not an action point. Yes. All right golden arrow you see um The car has greened into the uh the front of the place and there's one hero down on the ground Okay, so i'd like to spend a fake point to activate with my mind powers deception comes easy So i'll receive a uh double on deceive for a scene Okay, um so i'll run up to him and be like my name's black leg loss.
I'm a hero. What can i do to help? Okay So we're all in deceive a soon yeah, yes do that please Okay Oh, nice. Okay, um so i got a one a three a five and a six So there's a plus one and then my deceive is normally three bit because of that.
It's six correct. Yeah, so we roll this seven on deceive Okay, all right. Um the you run up to the guy he turns to you um He looks kind of like an average size dude, but the front of his shirt says pow And he says um he's like black legless i've never heard of you strange that you're wearing purple But i don't seem to mind help me keep this man out of this car. He seems like he's drunk You've got and he's and he starts lifting he starts lifting boulders that seem uh too big for him to lift It seems like he has super strong.
I will let try to lift the exact same size boulders as him if not bigger Okay, you're trying to try it out. Yeah, okay. And we can do that on next turn if we want to It's a very big role. I'm just saying his guard seems to be down because gee believe what you said.
Nice. All right, roby novies Okay, the heroes are kind of standing together or are they apart or uh, yeah, they just appeared together yet, okay Uh, so as soon as he's activated in the combat mode, um robanobo is going to uh Lean over and grab his feet with his hands and he's going to start rolling in a ball Towards them Okay, bowling ball style which one right which one are you gonna like what skill you're gonna try to use? I'm trying to do the fight with this one and I'm heading towards probably the middle one which would be poof Okay, you're trying to hit them. All right, go for it.
All right neutral and one two plus two so it's going to be five five Ee Okay, you get through with three so you you hit her like she tries to dodge out of the way and like disappear But you hit her before she can she kind of tumbles a little bit um But she's still okay, okay. Um, now it is poop's turn she is going to You She's going to fight on Knox She has a two she rolled two for fight knocks She's coming at you with the two you can roll uh fight or if you have an ability that lets you use a different um thing for Defense you can but if you don't then you got a real point Okay, uh, I've got the one who is Knox I can use provoke to defend against Uh, I don't have shoot against the first attack. Yeah, she she like she teleported. She's fighting Yeah, she teleported and she's like giving you like a like a background house kick to the face So she's she's doing like a like a melee that is going to be a zero zero.
All right, so you get with two physical So you like you would mark off your two box Okay, somehow the way we're doing is kind of yeah, okay, got it. Okay, and then Flip flip um she pulls out an arrow and she fires a shoot at roby novies. Okay I lost one of my pink ones. Okay.
She fires a shoot at rhinobe novies Oh my god terrible. Okay terrible role and then do and then I she's coming at you What's that? Um no go ahead go ahead Um she is hitting with a three. Okay, and then I roll something to oppose that in defense Yes, okay, so like you can roll uh acrobatics or something or Fight or like anything you can justify rolling to get out of the way of an arrow.
Okay. Um, it's going to um do athletics to side part Wheel out of the way of an arrow So That's a two All right, so she hit you for one all right, so you try to start cartwheel out of the way her arrow finds like Like a chink in like your knee armor and hit some wires. So you mark off your physical one box. Okay Okay How how is he starts um starts pulling the car out of the rubble of the front of the building?
Um and then up back to the roof Clank um the girl standing there with on her shirt clank She spends her turn and spends an action point and um like this metal armor starts covering her body Ching ching ching ching all over her body. She's like like uh much like an X-man would I would not be named? But yeah, she she puts on no armor Back up at the top mr. Knox um Knox is going to you get he can't get kicked roundhouse kicked in the face and if he's uh His master's kind of like rattles for a second there and as he turns back he's gonna look at her and be like well See Knox doesn't have a lot of like Anything.
Yeah, but you decide to fight these dudes Yep Just keep them distracted. Just keep them distracted Knox is going to take his cape and how big his poof is like poop about his size Or like it's about the size of like uh like a 17 year old girl Okay, so he's gonna uh like untap like it deattaches cape And he's going to like do like a little flourish over her face with it. Okay, and then when she looks back He's going to try to run past her. All right.
So what are you gonna try to or you're like you? What are you using for that? Uh deceivers stealth they're about the same. Okay.
Yeah, so you can use one of those to like either stealth by her or deceive her like Like deceiver where you're going or something so that works you can roll those Right, uh two six is a five minute two So it'll be a plus three plus one is gonna be a four. All right. She rolled a one for her um notice So you are able to deceive her and you are moving around and she doesn't quite know where you are because you have like Tricked her into looking the wrong way Right. So she doesn't know where you are golden arrow.
What's your turn? All right, um, I'm going to try to deceive pal again And I'll kind of look up at the top of the roof and be like sounds like they're having a hard time You should get up there. I can take care of this Okay Uh, yeah, so I got minus four Luckily my luckily my deceive is at a six so it balances out to be a plus two Jesus. I literally rolled out ones.
Oh my god. Oh my god. He rolled three ones and a zero so Um, so he got negative three to his two. Look at that negative one.
So She's that's so bad rolls guys. Yeah He like you say that he looks at you for a second like he almost thinks you're full of shit and then he's like You're probably right Like like he um he scrunches down and then like jumps up to the top of the building. Oh, holy shit We should not fuck these guys. He's gonna do that on his turn.
So um robin oboe your turn Okay, robin oboe is going to try to deploy a smoke screen Uh using craps Okay That I will let you do that. All right. Don't need to use a paper like that one Um No All right. All right.
All right We and six How you how you're cracked so high bro. It crafts my second second skill. I think Oh, then you rolled a three. Okay, so you you created you created a smoke screen in the environment So, um, I will give anybody that wants to use the smoke screen as an invoke to get like plus two to stealth um or plus two Yeah, so plus two to self Right, basically that makes sense.
Yep. Okay. So you've created a smoke screen for your turn and anyone that wants to invoke smoke screen can get a plus Yourself Okay, um Poof she's trying to find where knocks went because of the cape trickery Terrible roll. I'm gonna stop using these terrible Yeah, I keep using them Alex.
No, I'm using the purple ones now the pink ones are doing the wrong. Um, she doesn't seem to she's like Where the fuck did that guy go? Oh Thwip Thwip, uh not so deceived. She she sees the she needs the cape shenanigans and fires an arrow at knocks That's better roll.
Good job purple. Nice. She's coming at you with a four with an arrow. Okay.
No I still have that thing but like but this is the first time I'm getting shot So can I use my ability? Uh, yeah So as she kind of like ready for arrow and like knocks is kind of trying to get to the door Knocks is gonna go over and look and stare at her just like do that like child of the corn thing where he just slowly turns his head Okay, and then just stares at her as she like knocks back the arrow Which is your power called the one who is knocks right? The one who is which is written better than I think I just got okay Damn it. Nice keep showing up with Okay.
Well, I got three three is in a four. So I got a zero, but it's a plus four anyway Okay, so she was coming at you before and then you made a four right So she it almost hits you but like it goes by your head just But like you're stoic and don't even move while it like zips by your head You can kind of feel the the the fleshing kind of brush your mask But you don't move because you're bad after all or some shit All right, it looks like he's laughing, but he's actually just like kind of crying Um Okay, so now now it's power's turn how crouches down and jumps to the top of the building On every one of the top of the building you see this guy he kind of leaps up over the edge and kind of lands Supergirl style Sorry guys Clank clank comes running up to robin oboe and gives you a punch should try to give you a punch Did you try to give you a punch? Yeah purples. Yeah purple doing what pink can't um she's coming at me with a three Okay, um, I'm gonna use physique to uh just uh take the punch and stride Okay Okay, so that evens out so it would be a three Okay, so the the punch doesn't affect You have an ability that lets you do that right?
Um, maybe hold on I'm still trying to get used to these skills I actually use them. Yeah, it's it's real nebulous and it's basically like anything you think you can do you probably can Yeah, um, I'll let you do that. That's fine. Okay.
Just for the sake of just going. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, okay. Um, okay So then back up top to knocks What about golden arrow did he not do he goes after you?
Yeah, yours. Oh I'm gonna try. Oh, yeah, that's right because I dodged. I forgot fate's like weird like interactions between the players before.
Yeah, it's a little strange I'm gonna use the smoke screen and try to get past all these people and go straight for the door You're gonna invoke smoke screen get plus to stealth and go for it. All right That is a negative three. So I have a zero total Okay. All right.
So you're I kind of imagine like he pulls his cape like in front of him like to try to self But it just moves the smoke away and everybody's like, oh, he's there Okay golden arrow. What do you do? All right, I'm going to um Look into the window at mr. Donaldson and dropped in the bombs that robo no go gave me and say here um in Two minutes detonate these you see mr Donald said he he bashes his head on the steering wheel pretty hard So he's got like he's got like a trail of blood leading down from his scalp and his nose is broken.
He's going He's going to put the bombs in mr. Donaldson's lap and say in two minutes detonate these And run away because I have to get the cloning We're villains Alex. I know he's your Not my employee Like I said detonate I said detonate Okay, so you're running you're running into the building, right? Yeah, I'm going to try to get up to every single plans I want to get to the you know general idea of where the data would be or like where all that information would be Okay, as you're running through the building people are like, hey, who are you?
Hey, stop. What are you going? Uh, can I Be like don't worry. I'm a hero.
Okay. Just your name hero black leg of us Remember it right in on the walls. I'll save you Okay, all right Go in the host turn it's robo no bo Uh robo no bo is going to throw a spiked punched fist back at clank Uh for a time or fight fight She got three defeats four. Oh, no, sorry.
She got Okay, you got a four. You get it for one for one Yeah, jumping should oh no I got it All right now it is She finally sees where Cody is because he's stealth so poorly All right, Cody Poof appears right in front of you again in the smoke and like tries to like Punch me in the face. Yeah. Yeah She got a one for fight.
Oh good. I will block her with my fight She's not a fighter. She's a teleporter. I actually got a one.
All right, so you're able to block the okay. Jesus. Okay, whoop I block it with my face Thwip sees robin obo because the noxies in this robin obo did not end the clinking Shoots at robin obo and she shoots for three. Okay, and he's gonna try to duck really quick for So minus two for two total Pute so she hits you for one.
So now you can either mark your one box Unless it's already been marked. What box has been marked one Okay, so you can you can mark your two bots then gotcha Like you have to mark a box um and has like the number that I have give you has to fit in that number Gotcha. So even though it's one damage it goes into the two box because it could fit in the one box before Yes, got it. Cool.
All right. So you have another arrow in you How comes running up to the the spiked monkey and tries to punch the monkey Uh, he gets a two. Okay, two four hits and he's gonna defend with uh fight right back here But not with the um the the spikiness just with a normal fight. Oh, okay.
So one and four three Oh, okay. He defended appropriately And clink isn't how attacking broke in the book Uh for three four three same same deal. This is just uh some hand blocking action but that is negative one Okay. All right.
So then you have four you have to either mark your four box or your four consequence Um If you mark your four consequences, you have to come up like we have to come up with something that describes how that damage is affected Okay, and then if if you mark off all of your physical boxes, then you are dead Uh, no, then you start marking off your consequences because you have you have the four physical boxes Because you have four right? Yeah, you have one two three and four and then you have a two consequence a four consequence and a six consequence When you fill all of those you are knocked out that i'm not running this game Leathly at the moment. So like unless you do something incredibly stupid like jumping a lava pit or something But like just fighting a dude you will be you'll be knocked out Okay, let's just go ahead and make sense. Yeah, let's go ahead and mark off the four box for right now And that leaves the three is the last one open Yes, okay Okay, and that was clink back up to knocks knocks you you realize that four on two is a great odds And robo no one's been taking some yes.
Yeah, it's more like four on one Jesus So noxis kind of look over like look over at paul for whatever the hell her name is And uh Magic dragon. Yep poop the man of calm He's gonna put his hand up next to poop his face as she's like fighting him She's like not some in the face. He puts his hand up ago robo These people are going to take you back to the shelter corporation if you do not stop them They will do the things that we talked about you will be used and abused again Like you've always been and i'm going to provoke him into getting a bonus. Oh, is that isn't that one your powers?
Yes, whenever he's whenever a ally of mine is hurt. I can provoke them into getting a Which we call it Whenever an ally has one or more stress knocks can use provoke to create an advantage. Okay, so what's the advantage you're trying to create? Uh, enrage to monkey.
Okay. All right. So enrage monkey will give i'll say it'll give a plus two to fight Okay, um And then you have to spend a fake point for that. Okay, okay I will try to be better to give more fake points because I know it seems anemic when he Um Okay, so then golden arrow.
Yeah, so I would imagine I kind of make it to that area Yeah, you make it to the research side. There's a bunch of like researchers and stuff like All right, why don't you get up to the roof and stop the insane monkey? I'm here to evacuate everybody leave now. Is it that dangerous?
Absolutely Who should who should I say saved us from this dangerous monkey black like a loss I will help you all why are you dressed in purple and gold? No time for questions people don't understand your lives are on the line People leave faster move faster People people are running and then I'd like to try to start gathering information with like an investigate All right, wrong investigate. Okay Oh perfect. Uh, that's three sixes and a four so three successes plus my investigative two so that's a five Okay, you find you find you're pretty sure you found what they're looking for.
Okay, and I'm just now realizing we don't have radios No, you don't All right, you fucking don't at all No, this is why we got caught last time Then they were radio game Okay, we just assumed that you have telepathic you have telekinetic power so you also have telepathy which is waiting for you to try it on Why is he never talking to us? All right Okay, so then robin no bees um yeah, um so although he was getting ready to run Now that he's been provoked by knocks he just has this uncontrollable rage flowing through him So he's just gonna keep attack attack attack. Okay So we're gonna use one of the fate points to do the plus two to fight And he is okay. Yeah, is that correct?
Yeah, okay, and so he's going to attack clank That evens out so for total. Okay. She got three you dingdered again Poop is going to uh try to hit max again Actually, she's going to use her fight. She's gonna try to grab knocks.
She's trying to um grapple you and she got a two I got two fives a four and a two so I have a one she beat me all right she grapples you and she Spends the fate point and she teleports. Um, what happens what she teleports is you teleport um For just a brief moment to help and then you teleport back to earth So like wait, is this the chick with like the pink in her hair and she's not pink in her hair. She's she actually has no hair She's bald. She is her skin is pink and she has horns and a devil tail.
Okay. I totally missed that time Yeah, so you um, yeah, you teleport to hell for just a moment and then you teleport back um To earth and you are in the middle of the woods with her Um, that was her turn and then flip shoots at robin obes uh he he he he he he he hits you with three okay athletics to um One so it's gonna be five athletics Jesus, okay. Yeah, she she misses um, how is gonna she's gonna spend a point for a megapunch? He's like this ends now and he rears back and gives you a big old sock to the face and He got eight.
Oh jeez This uh, yeah, this is gonna be athletics again as part of the um, as he's taking these multiple blows and trying to duck and dodge around Okay So that would be a five again Five so he hits you with three Okay, okay, so are all your boxes filled or you start to take council? I had the three damage slot open, but that was like the only one left. Okay, so so now you're straight taking council one? Yeah All right.
Well, it's playing stir. Uh oh, she's gonna try to hit you again. Oh no. Oh, oh She she got a one.
Okay, okay Garbage I'm going to do the uh, um, the fight to counter this one in this uh, this instance Two All right, so yeah, you walked up. No, it's your turn. You're in the woods We just like alone. Yeah, this just I would know that So like she still has me grappled in everything.
Yes I'm just gonna like noxis just gonna look at her and just start like cracking up laughing just like maniacally That was beautiful. Take me back there. Take me back there Okay, that's your whole turn. I Provoking the shit out of her.
All right, like I just want to freak her the fuck out. Okay, provoke Oh, shit Five four three to one. So that's a plus zero but the vote is a plus four. Okay.
She Okay, she got it too. So you you're you're successfully provoking Well, I'm hitting her will right. I'm attacking her. Yeah.
Yep. Um, goldy arrows So if I have the research, I'm gonna make my way down to the front of the building where mr. Donaldson and all my bombs are Okay, the place where he told him to detonate it. Yes, because I want to see if he's still there or if he's actually following orders He um, yeah, he's he's setting it up.
It looks like he's about to detonate it like on his next turn. Okay. Yeah, I will say donelson After you detonate to the sewers follow me All right, okay. He's like kind of hobbling around.
It looks like his leg is broken Can I use physique to pick him up after it's after he pulls the trigger? Yeah, are you gonna use your telekinesis? What I don't know you're talking about it is a little time shut up Uh, no, I will use my actual just body I like how your power is you have telekinesis, but you fucking hate using it I'm building multiple layers into golden arrow. All right.
It's called character development. It's also called fail for gets he has these powers and he's just not strong Okay, all right, so you're you're picking up mr. Donaldson and leaving so you're blowing up the front of the building now, right? Yes, that's the plan All right, robin obes.
Um So Upon taking all of this damage if he decides that he's going to try to Make a hasty escape. What would what would be appropriate for me to roll in this? Um depends on what you're trying to do to escape if you're trying to like athletically escape you can Athletic escape. Um if you're trying to drive a car you can roll drive okay, which I know you can turn into a bike Um, yeah, so basically if you want to roll athletics, um, you can try to like describe an interesting athletic maneuver to get away and then do that okay, um, so yeah, he'll uh hunch down on the ground and He'll actually kind of launch himself forward with his hands, but um, it shoots him towards Or he's going to attempt to shoot towards the the edge of the building Um off the side that he climbed up on All right, so you're gonna roll athletics to try to like make some distance between you guys sir All right, go for it.
Uh So one You roll the one. Yeah, okay, so you're able to get get a bit of difference But you kind of you kind of lose your footing and you're not as far as you want it to be okay All right, um Who takes a step back and she's like, all right, man. I ain't taking you back but I'll sure as fuck leave you here and then she vanishes No, don't go no Okay, so hey, I'll just play my character. It says in the loins of no I got it.
I got it. All right, um, Thwip comes running after you. Um She's trying to close that distance and she shoots an arrow while she's at it one Three, okay. Um, pow and clank are also trying to close the distance, but they don't have range So they are just running at you.
Um after that there's a large explosion in the building shakes Boom back up the top knocks I'm just like out in the middle of nowhere. Can't you like you can probably communicate with robinobos. I'm like, can't you? I don't know.
Can I mr. G? You have you have a cell phone. You know robinobo number.
Okay Just the most gettos super villain Like I take up my flip book. Okay, you take out your flip-flon and I text robinobo Sorry about bailing on your dude. You start texting you here. Boop.
Boop and there's like no no bars Oh gosh Just take the phone break it over my knee. God damn it before you break it over your knee. It says you get a new email and then you break it and then it goes Can I provoke myself if you want to? I get like this very early onset Um early set on like teenage depression and start walking to the closest like highway.
I could find okay all directions look like more woods God damn it Choose a direction northeast west or south Uh can I roll lower to figure out which direction would probably be the best you can roll lower. Yes All right That's three fours and a six. I have a plus two. All right.
You think probably north I will go north you find like a stream and you're like oh that that direction north is probably the best Yeah, all right. So you're starting to north Roll narrow. It's your turn. All right.
So I'm going to pick up mr. Donaldson and we're gonna exit through the sewers And just okay, we'll leave I would like to leave kind of combat essentially right yeah, so you're you're escaping No one's a combat with you. So that's fine. Yeah, all right.
I did it. I wrote a no-bo your turn. Okay. He is just going to continue to uh Uh put on the boost So all right, so he's just roll the boost His uh his front arms are kind of win milling.
That's how he's running Okay It's a four Okay, um Who doesn't come back flip tricep just you are you running off the roof? Yeah, you're running off the roof. Yes. Yeah, um I just like this awesome like action shot as it like pans like right next to you, but like you just see this gorilla age All right, so you um you run off the roof flip is giving chase pow and clank are are heavier so they're not they're not giving they're not as close Um So you like run off the roof and start falling Okay, um as you run off the roof and start falling flip She jumps off and shoots an arrow at the top of the building and like it's got a rope attached to it So she hits the building and she starts like gliding down the rope after you so she's kind of like zip whining after you Um back up at the top knocks I'm just traveling over.
Okay, so yeah, I'm probably not gonna come back. You're traveling for sewers Robo no-bo you make it to the ground you see that um whip is uh sliding down her grappling line at you I'm gonna turn into a dirt bike All right. All right. You turn into a dirt bike Okay, you turn into a dirt bike.
Um, she fires another arrow at you. Okay She is going for Five five okay. Um, don't want to do this drive It's in some a dirt bike now Okay Uh get a four Okay, so she hits you for one. Okay, um, it's all your physical boxes you had to fill up um a consequence Uh consequence too, which is usually like a mild consequence.
So since you've been getting hit by arrows Um and you're a robot I would say number two is frayed wires. Okay, unless you can think of something better, but frayed wires makes a lot of sense Oh, I was thinking like she was shooting out my tires or so No, it's just a mild consequence that like you'll live with for a little while and then it'll get fixed So at the moment like she's been hitting you with arrows and some of your wires are frayed So like like wires are starting to get crossed. So like you're just kind of a janky s-roll out right now right now Um, yeah, right now. It'll get More than usual at the moment Okay, um the other guys and then back up to so robin up with backup to you.
It's you and whip in the chase right now. Okay Um Can I use crafts to craft an oil slick? Yes, okay Go do it Four Okay, you craft an oil slick and start driving away. Mm-hmm.
Okay. Um, I'm gonna say that pretty much ends combat because she can't keep up with dirt bike because it old man drove through hers Okay, so so fell you uh sorry golden arrow you carry mr. Donald's like, oh, sorry. Yes black like Golden arrow just as a black like those you successfully make it through the sewer scaring mr.
Donald's and much like the bodyguard movie Like in your arms rather than your talc mazes. Yep. Um, and you have the you have the materials wanted. Okay.
Um, uh, Knox you eventually come come to a dirt road and the dirt road eventually leads to a village and all of the people in the village are speaking a Strange language and since you broke your phone, you don't know if you have bars or not But it's like a really small rural like farming village They speak a different language than I do Shit, and there's a lord to figure out the language. Yes. Okay. I have a negative.
Okay. You're like where the fuck am I? The only the technology you see is like there's a bus and on the bus is like painted batman's face And like people like get on the bus and then like it drives away and then comes back so like there's like a bus shuttle to a bigger town Okay, I take the bus to the bigger town, but I make sure that I find paint later and paint over batman's face Okay, it's called it was called bus man It was the name of the bus I make a note to destroy this bus later on. Um, you when you're able to you're able to get to a phone in the in the bigger town I pick up the phone and call mr.
Donaldson. All right. All right. Um, phil you um, you're able to get out of the sewers eventually in a safe location with mr.
Okay, um I'll say uh mr. Donaldson go ahead and bring the car around and we'll head back to what car It's my line limit What which car which car would you like me to bring around the car? Oh like noxisest car not your car That's destroyed obviously noxis car is like two cities away Like I've got a broken leg and a busted face. How would you like me to get the car sir?
Call somebody I assume you have other butlers. Here's the thing. I'm gonna. I'm just gonna get uber real quick.
Okay. Oh, that works All right, so he dials uber He's taking uber to the villain player Doesn't matter just my mention he he gets uh, yeah, he gets uh uber and uh He'll be there. They'll be here in 15 minutes and while you're in the uber Um his phone ring with the answer that knocks he answers the phone Like what what's up? Hello?
This is not how you talk to me mr. Don't know it was you this is the numbers coming from south africa I don't know anyone's You've got to be shitting me as woman is brilliant So like she has put me in the worst best location ever. Do you want? Do you want me to i'll be home soon.
I have other warlords to discuss who she just takes up the phone. You want me to set a jetter? I guess i get robin oboe. Where do you drive to?
um robin oboe he I think he's gonna drive to the last place that uh that not not out in the street, but where they um Or actually yeah, not cuz mansion he's gonna. Hi, taylor back in there Knox is not the villain layer, but not cuz man. Yeah, okay. All right.
You can make it back to so everybody's fragmented Okay, so mr. Donaldson and uh and gold narrow take uber back to the villain layer Um knocks. What are you what do you plan to do? I wish to uh roam among my own kind and uh, i'm going to make a cartel Oh god What Are you are you making a different character is that what's happening?
Are you getting on a jump coming home? No, i'm just i'm increasing my comment text in southern africa before i leave okay? So that takes a little bit then what Like a mocksick's order. Knox comes back The helmet is still on.
You can't take it off. You can't eat or anything Yeah, he's like wasted away, but okay. It says the home. It can't come off with mr.
Donaldson You you're like i'm gonna be a drug lord and then like half a day goes by and you're like i'm fucking hungry And you're like i need fucking McDonald's quick So it doesn't last long so if you want to say a couple weeks you will die hunger Fine My own creation has turned against me Damn it all okay. Well, all right. It's like i turn i turn around go I'll be back and then walk into the plane people mistake me from Arnold Schwarzenegger now Everyone there goes who are you we okay? No one cares no one there gives two shit.
Okay. Um All right, so eventually you all meet back where are you guys all gonna be back because robin obl is at your mansion And mr. Donaldson is hanging out of the villain layer with gold narrow. So where are you guys gonna meet up at?
You have cell phones and phone numbers. Yeah, I probably text robin obl be like you safe question mark come to um, I don't know if there's an Import this is the villain layer. Okay, and uh say come to the villain layer. Okay, so he's gonna text back um Okay, got hurt lll be right there Laughing monkey face a mobile And then um go in arrow will talk will text back.
I lots of love you too See you soon why are you text speaking? Okay, so eventually Okay, so eventually knocks you kid back to the villain player and you're able to eat mcdonald's again because mr Donaldson takes your mask off his leg is broken and has been untreated And his notes is knows is kind of a skew now he looks kind of like going wilson Faro Hey, oh, and Wilson makes it work mr. Donaldson doesn't Um, so yeah, I'd probably just go to zero tolerance and be like uh Here are here's the research you asked for we ran into a little bit of problems, but I think we handled it perfectly It's like oh, yeah, straight will be very interested in this. Thank you.
Who will? Drake. Okay All right, so you're all there in the villain layer you did uh you did a mission and your tolerance is please She's like now that I know you can actually do something I will I'll send more better work your way great Yeah, I mean frankly it was probably the easiest thing I'd done in a while So if you could step up the difficulty a little bit next time would be great. Oh, you want you want to play a big fish?
Okay, I could do that for you. Yeah potentially all right good You just look behind golden arrow the like knocks is like bruised and battered robo no Well, it's just like he's wired sticking out of him and he's just like all beat people over at knocks and he goes Or you okay? Okay? Okay?
Okay? He just looks over he goes I've never been better I've met with the most wonderful one I've ever met my turn. I just guess every episode someone's gonna fall in love with someone Black legless has been like sitting outside of dark bells room and listening Oh Gross robo. I'll have to teach you the ways of love I can make some love it Okay, so blueprints like oh, I can I can fix this monkey bot.
I can do that. You know me help Help prepare. Oh hold on blueprint. I need all hands on deck to remodel the gym So the remodeling of the gym is more important than fixing your monkey brand to golden arrow it is All right, so all right, so you simultaneously start building a fancy beat palace in the time you work out room Yep, and fixing robin oboe Cool.
Cool. All right, so first heist relatively successful So Yeah, okay. Also, um when you get back home knocks you are able to read the other email you got Um, do you read it? I read it.
Um, the email says it's from somebody that you emailed Um, it is from a mob boss and gunrunner out that works out of amberville and it's her name is boss And she says I can use some help getting some supplies to my boys because we are uh amp it up a gang war here So yep, that's the all right Okay All right, so thank you for listening for to this goddamn nonsense episode of Of this gd-nots on underground I forgot to mention at the beginning of the episode that Fred was missing again Clicked at that in the first one and the second one we just kind of just crossed over didn't we? I mean black leg loss was there You made the appearance In spirit if anything else Okay, so thank you for listening to another episode of zoom in on the ground. I have been uh, Alex kater You're a game master and I am at happy puke. I'm golden arrow and I'm at canada underscore bill I am the one who knocks and I am co-ed three.
I'm black legolas and I'm at Roll the will underscore No, I'm black legolas. No, I'm black legolas So here's that I am right where to rest