Hey everybody and welcome to another episode of two episodes going around to you. Because I think I skipped. I tried. I tried to say silent as long as possible to keep you out of it.
Heard you click your mic off and I was like, no, it was me. That was well. I know I had to sneeze like a maniac. So I switched my mic off quickly.
Okay. All right. So this is a villain underground where Phil and Rob's me every single episode. We are a fake based ish podcast where we play villains in a conical universe with the other shows on this feed.
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Good. Good job. Who would like to give us a rundown of what happened last episode on the villains underground? Oh, she's like code man Mountain Dew kissing at midnight.
Give us a rundown of what happened last week. It was the night before Christmas when all through the warehouse. Not a creature was stirring except for villains and bad and good guys and bad guys and they were fighting itself. The package was there in the warehouse district.
It was all packaged with care that adrenaline in his crew came and it took it while visions of sugarplums dancing their heads. I don't know where this is going, but I'm not putting this to bed. Then up on the roof, we heard a clackety clack clack where dead eye and whip decided to fight back. The moon on the breast, the moon on the moon on to the count as was all big and all round when he absorbed with with into his carrying mound.
Oh, God, this is turning into a smart corner. Oh, dear, I don't go on to the next story or I. Oh, I fear that it was going to be for Christmas had come. But not before the next the last night where the robot monkey did real dumb.
He farted in a room and cuddled a small boy, kissed our GM and put out all toys. Then the lady with no hands came back to such theory. I don't know what rhymes with theory, so I guess I'll just bury this. Then then back into the car, the entire crew went back to the chaos committee.
They all seemed real spent or they said on Robonobo into the night and to all something something. God damn it, we're going to get into a fight. OK, Cody, what's the closest major city to you? Actually, Saint Louis.
Saint Louis in Proff. Let's say I have a link. I need to share with you. Oh, thanks.
I appreciate it. Are you paying for them to? Is this a patron award? If we get 200 every month, we give Cody picture in Brock Les's police.
Yes, the 100 the 100. How about this? The 100 mark level is if you give us a hundred dollars a month, you can send one of the cast members to improv class. It was your pick tells who's the worst and we'll send them to that improv class.
So there's a recap. OK, so you're all in your red Corvette, very, very Prince like, excuse me, Cadillac. Oh, you were in Corvette. Nice.
It's a Cadillac. How the fuck is a Cadillac convertible? You chop the top of the roof off. Well, I give the general concept.
Will. No, no, no, it's the new Cadillac. Coop, I think those are convertible. Probably a hatchback.
He just ripped the roof off. I am a supervillain. So how dare you ruin a good hatchback? I bought Cadillac and made my own convertible.
It looks like the Cadillac 2009 Cadillac XLR is a is a is a convertible. Oh my God, you googled it. Fine, you win. Look, I just wanted to cause my grandpa has a Cadillac that he's never takes out a garage, it's right.
OK, all right. So you guys are in the Cadillac driving on the road and there you are. His Robostil chilling in the engine block as a reindeer. Yeah.
Sure. He's running as a reindeer in front of the Cadillac. Do we stop and look at the lights along the way on people's houses? Yeah.
People are trying to take it down because for some reason it's two weeks later. It took us a long time to get here because we're all marathoning the great Christmas movies like Die Hard and the Santa Claus one, two and three. Yeah. Don't yes, the Santa Claus movies, red claws.
And then we watched the entire town catalog for Christmases. Yeah, Christmas, sorry. Meet the foggers. Yeah, meet the foggers.
All those great. I mean, it is Christmas. Interesting. If Die Hard is a Christmas movie, so is meet the fuckers.
Inspector Gadget saves Christmas. Home Alone. Earned out of the same experience. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Can we can we get a version where Trump is edited out? That's home alone, too.
Home Alone, one. Home Alone the way about it. I'm awesome. New York.
It goes home alone one at the top and then it goes home alone two is down here. Home Alone three is down here. Home Alone four is back up to where Home Alone one was, right? No.
No, that was a good quality for the guys. Home Alone are you home alone or Dunstan checks in? I don't know what that is. No.
You haven't seen that movie? Dunstan checks in this. Dunstan checks in is where a gorilla or like not a gorilla. A check to a hotel in Causa's Havoc.
It's Paul Rubin brings a trained ape to be a cat burglar into a hotel and a home alone style kid in the hotel recruits the A to pull shenanigans on people in the hotel and the burglar who is Paul Rubin. Oh, okay. It's hilarious. It's a Christmas classic.
Okay. After you do your movie marathon, you guys are in the Corvette headed towards the the Union or sorry, the Chaos Committee's hideout or where you last remembered being. I'd like to spend a big point on doing what on my drive scale to go real fast. I would like to spend a big point to Southwell from spending a big point.
No, Will is the reindeer. He has to make us fly. No, no, we're just continuing to normal pace. We're not we're not being trolls at this point.
All right. So you guys are traveling and you get to where you remember the base being. Is it still there? Yes, it's it's there.
It's under this log here. Come here. I'll show you. So you you push this log in and then this rocky remove it at always the number pad.
OK, it's got to be here somewhere. Roll notice to find the secret entrance. I was assuming I just didn't know where it is. And I probably don't.
I rolled a zero. Yeah, you can't seem to find the secret entrance. I'm also going to roll notice. OK, have you been here before?
I don't know. I don't think you were. I think the only people that have been there were not going to robinobu. But you can roll notice what you notice.
Plus four. Now that's the night provision. Yeah, you do find out where it is. You find the secret entrance.
No, it's it's over there. It's right there. What are you talking about? That's just a tree.
No, that trust me. Just go poke that spot right there. Just you mean you just want me to stick my finger into this knot? Oh, God, look, an entrance.
You opened up the elevator. The elevator is open. Are we getting in the elevator or are we just standing around outside? Yes, everyone inside, I guess.
I'm assuming that they're coming. I mean, we are bringing presents after all. We're also not trying to sneak now that we're already good at that anyway. Why would we sneak?
Exactly. So let's all get in the elevator that I was going to walk in the elevator. Yes, everyone goes on the elevator and takes a while to go down, but you get to the floor and the elevator opens. And there's a couple of guys hustle and a bus around kind of henchmen and whatnot.
Walking around. Hello, greetings, seasons greetings. I have a present for Mr. Zero Tolerance.
A guy comes walking up to you. You recognize him as Johnny, one of the guys that you escape prison with way back in the day. Oh, Johnny. He's like, oh, hey, guys, it's been a while.
What's up? Let's see. I didn't. Wow.
You've really climbed in the world since you escaped prison. That's oh, yeah. I mean, you guys brought me here and then I just kind of started doing work for these guys. I've been henching for them for a while and you know, kind of like glad, you know, we're in a bit of it.
It's like here. Oh, they're pretty good. I just had a surgery recently because I went on a job and I got a piece of scrap millimony. They've got to replace the whole thing.
I got a fucking metal kneecat now. Yes, is what is her name? What is the lady with the arms name? What was?
Do you ever ask her? Oh, I'm going to call her fury. I just call her fury. You can you can.
She says that's not my name. Did you bring her with you? If she wanted to go, we were like, I want to let her go. And if she's here, I want to point out her and be like, I gave I gave this one arms.
Check that shit out. Oh, he's like, cool, cool. Oh, she's like, yeah, my name is not fear. You know, what is your name then?
Madeline Madeline's of all. Mad dog. I'm not a dog. I'm just a person.
The A. W. G. Why are we discussing this now?
We had this whole drive and nobody even talked to me this whole time. And now we're here and this Johnny guys here asking what you want. And now that I've talked to me about. Well, you were just so quiet.
We forgot you were in the car. Plus, we were watching the Santa Claus part three. It was a good move. The one where Jack Frost writes the steal Christmas.
Anyway, Johnny's like, so what do you guys need? I have a clearance to do intake. What do you want? We have this president for zero tolerance.
Apparently a adrenaline in his career had a job and we are doing the follow through. Just go ahead and just a special gift to zero tolerance and go ahead. Just give them the payment. Don't worry about us.
Oh, OK. So you're delivering this on behalf of the adrenaline? Of course. Yes.
All right. Cool, cool, cool. He takes the package and he goes over to desk and pulls and starts filling them out. He's like, cool, I'll make sure I'll make sure he gets this.
If you mind if I get receipts, I, you know, taxes, yeah, and then he fills it out and then he lifts the page and he rips out the red copy and yellow copy and he gives you your copy of the form. No villainy was so damn bureaucratic. Knox brings out a like like a manila folder like puts it in and puts it like behind his back, but it just disappears. He's like, yeah, I got all situated, man.
I guess thanks for delivering anything else you guys need. Maybe just make him know that we were here on good terms and no, no, that should be a Johnny. Yeah, I mean, you were here delivering a package and I don't see why we'd have that term. Us in the cast committee can have some issues in the past.
So, oh, OK, all right, sorry, man. I will. I'll let it know and I'll see if that means any fences or anything. Actually, I have another proposition or at least a question.
Have you guys heard of any new villains in the area? Maybe ones kidnapping babies, new villains in the area kidnapping babies? Yes, maybe with a mask sort of like mine on. I have not heard of any nobody is really kidding at babies for a long time.
There was a fiasco way back in the day and everybody's kind of stayed away from that kind of stuff. OK, good. All right, good terms, Johnny. Peace.
Goodbye. Yeah, whatever you want to say. Well, just goodbye. And not sorry, he's like an elevator waiting.
It's nice, nice meeting you guys. See you later, Robo. You can do the finger guns. Robo, this finger guns back back on the door.
All right, the elevator closes. Uh, knocks babies. Where did that come from? Well, you know, whenever my daughter left, she said something about she was going to grab another child and raise them.
So oh, right. It's just a hunch, you know, like nods his head towards Madeline. Madeline. Madeline says, what was he talking about?
Fiasco. A great game by Bullypupit Games. I don't know. I don't think I don't think that's what he meant.
OK, the girl from Impa Nina plays an elevator. Wait, is that actually what it's called? Yeah. Does someone accidentally fart or on purpose?
Can I spend a fair point to have Madeline fart? No, I mean, Silicon artist, Silicon artist goes to fart in his butt. Just was it like a big balloon? The elevator opens.
Like, oh, sorry, I forget to form a butthole. Shapes a butthole and then farts pushing out. I mean, this is good improv. You just cropped us in the elevator.
OK, your patreon sent me to improv class. Oh, god damn it. No, Phil. I'm going to start this episode.
Everybody, welcome back to the S House. Hey, everybody. Welcome again to Villanuea. The interruptions.
Anyway, OK, the elevator is open. You're all standing there in a swamp. I feel like we should just go back home, but I feel like there's nothing to do. Like what guys, I'm bored.
Can we actually rob another 7-Eleven? Madeline says, aren't you going to help me find the person that does this to me and kill her? Oh, right. Yes.
Isn't that like what do you mean there's nothing to do? I'm standing right here. Usually things just come to us, you know. I mean, we kind of did.
Wait, are you guys supposed to be bad guys, right? Right. What do you take over? What's your end goal?
What's your plan? Like what's your aspirations? Like what's your motivation? That's kind of personal to ask a villain.
I mean, absolutely it's not. Most most most villains they give a huge goddamn paragraph speech every time they're going to do something. And don't you think I did it by forehand? That's a very intimate moment a villain has with his hero.
Well, I know, but I'm not your hero. You could just kind of tell me, you know, hey, power, hey, money or something. Like what is your plan? It seems like you're just a group of dicks.
Like you're not taking over a gathering or what's your foresight here? Robos just, we're waiting for the right time to get his revenge and revenge. Let's work on that. Let's work on some of that.
Wait, wait, wait. Revenge to Robo, me and you. Let's go actually like get this revenge. Let's work on it.
Let's plan it out. Let's build up some, let's get some people to help us. Let's get some revenge. Let's do it.
Are you back to normal or is this the other? OK, who do you want revenge on? The corporation that killed my brother. Yeah, whatever corporation that is.
Cincinnati Zoo. No, no, I think we went over this a couple of episodes ago. That wasn't my brother, that was my cousin. I'm after the shelter girl corporation.
I wait back from episode one in my back story. So like, like, since this whole time, since since they killed your brother, like what steps have you made? Like, what have we done? How close have we gotten to getting that revenge?
It's all in due time. Knox told me he wouldn't help me out with it if I just Knox. Yeah, like he said, you would help me out find the person that did this to my arms and now he's talking about how he's bored. She looks over to the, she looks over to the dead.
Like, what's your plan? Like, what is your master plan? What's your aspirations? I just want my sister to realize that I'm better than her before she dies by my hand.
OK, and did Knox say that he was going to help with that? No. OK, all right. That's all me.
All right, so what's your big aspiration? What's your big? What's your target? Got to admit here, I'm drawing a blank.
Just kind of here. Wow. What do you mean? Well, I just I mean, why not just like just go get a job?
I mean, you know how many jobs pay you very well for your talents? Yeah, I pay him. Right. But like, let's say like a stretchy.
I mean, I mean, I'm only 15, but like I read enough books and papers and shit about superheroes like there's only a couple of handful of stretchy people. You move to a city that doesn't have any stretchy people and you're like, I'm like, I'm an air like AC repair guy. You're the only AC repair guy that because nobody else can get in tiny mechanics and air conditioners, you just like learn a little bit of thing and be not ducks. You're fucking you're in you own the business.
You've been not the last market talking about aspirations. You want me to be an AC repair person like I just that's off the top of my head. I mean, we could brainstorm, let's put together an idea tree. I know.
Fine. Make a little bit of cash. I don't care. A little bit of cash.
OK. All right. So your your target is a little bit of cash. No, you're you want to embarrass your sister or something?
Yeah. Sure. That's close enough. All right.
So the Romanova, you and me want revenge. So I mean, we want revenge on corporation. I want to revenge on people. So I think I think I think you and I got something.
We can build something to build a revenge machine. Yeah, I was already in contact with this old animal place. I mean, I have a I have a revenge thing too. I mean, if anyone cares, OK.
OK, well, what's your revenge? No, it doesn't matter. No, tell me what's your revenge? No, it's OK.
Maybe we should just work on revenge things. That sounds good. Then you can develop your shooting seals and then you can do the thing and then Silicon artists can start working on AC. We also need to find Donaldson.
Who's Donaldson? Who is Donaldson? He's our best friend. Then why have I not heard about him until today?
How long have you been with them? A little bit. And you just never heard of this, like these are best read. I've heard his name, but I don't know who he is.
He was my butler for a while. He disappeared. He just up and left and left me alone. So is that why your place is a piece of shit?
He was kind of like that beforehand, but yeah, he would pick up the place. Also, he'll live there. I was squatting there because I thought it was vacant. No, there was a whole blown in the side of it.
Now, if we want to get revenge on anybody, we should get on golden arrow for putting that hole in my building. Is there a need to get revenge on this golden arrow? No, but you're right. You're right, Fury.
We should do something, not just rubbing more convenient stores. I think I think that promise I had to you, Robonobo. I think we need to fulfill that first. I'm sorry, Fury, but you're right.
This has been a long standing promise I haven't been kept up on. You know, Mad Dog, you're a pretty good leader. My name's not Mad Dog. You could be our leader, Mad Dog.
I agree. Fury should be our leader. My name's not Fury. Well, then you better pick a name.
Otherwise, these idiots are just going to keep calling you whatever they want. Mad Hatter. See? So, so Volatile.
Mad Max. Oh. Oh, Madeline backer. Metal mandibles.
Then I get to the car and drives away. We can augment your arms and have them like supply voltage. So voltage. Aug, Madeline.
We can make our irons into pythons. Iron snake. Oh, I like that one. Roto-Rooter.
That ice going to pull out a gun and just start shooting at their feet and get like water. Silicon artist is like a wiggly body and he goes, whoo! Just like that. So what did we land on for a name, Madeline?
I don't know. I don't know. Just call me Madeline, please. We can't go around.
I'm like, I don't tell people call me Stephen. You did it first. Well, Roto can check the internet and look for suggestions and good names. Well, while you're on the internet, can you find the address to the Shelton Girl Corp?
OK. Your backstory is that you broke into it. I know. It's been my years.
It's been a while. You know, Donald was with me last time I came too. So he drove there. Yeah, exactly.
And he was drunk. You're playing Pokemon in the back seat. Wasn't paying attention to where you were going. Yeah.
What? What? No, no, I'm playing Pokemon. Yeah.
OK, so I would like to look up the address for Shelton Girl Corporation. You know where their main headquarters is. And you also some of the article that you read before about South American factory of their opening. OK, I will relay that to the team.
We could we could call that Panama Rocket guy. So if you can help us out with the South American location, it doesn't sound good. He said there's rockets all over the place. True.
He doesn't owe us any favors, but we could work out a deal. Well, if they have a Robo technology, they can get Robo rockets if they take it over. Oh, why don't we slip in some of that information? But I feel if they made Robo rockets, what they just be killing more of his siblings.
Sorry, nothing. Villainous idea. Yes, maybe we should go down there and take off another branch before we go for the main headquarters. I mean, this is Robo's revenge plan.
I'm just, like I said, along for the ride. Good time, Charlie. Yeah, but what do you want to do about this? That's going to to Panama mistake this place down, guys.
Just in Panama. OK, so are you guys headed back to the mansion first? Yes. All right, yeah, you guys head back to the base.
Madeline, not she asked you, is it OK if I stay here for a while? I really don't have anywhere else to go. Yes, of course. Make sure let me introduce you to the henchmen.
Let's see here. He rings a bell and all that henchmen come running. This is Bell. She's my number one.
This is Reggie Fies-A-M-A. Where's number two? Probably in the bathroom. Barbara henchmen number four, Frank, Jerry and Merv.
The rest are out at the moment, kind of doing random tasks, but they should be able to help you as much as possible. If you need anything specifically, ask Bell. OK, thank you. I appreciate it.
Another henchmen random task. He is a henchmen number eight. She goes off and picks a room. Does she need to clean it out of like rats in spiders and shit?
That's a wild dog. She has a careful rest. She has the henchmen do that. All right.
So yeah, you guys are back at the house after she picks a room. She has some of the henchmen driver to town to do some general running errands. Is she going grocery shopping for us? That is not her job.
One of the henchmen can do that henchmen's places in the kitchen. Oh boy. All right. So what are you guys doing at your home?
Robo is looking up information on the PC that he stands for personal computer, by the way, that he can. It's not an exotic device. But he's collecting information to formulate this plan to go down the Panama. It's not in Panama.
It's in South America, but it's not in Panama. Oh, well, he knows that now that he's looked it up on the PC. Kind of dumb for a second earlier, but now he's verified that he's he's starting to put a plan together to go to South America. I was going to call a kind of a rocket see if it may be he's got any other rocket connections down there to see if maybe they could help us out or maybe tell us a little bit more about the location, see if I can get like a trade for maybe a spy looking in the area to see what's going on or maybe some backup over down there.
He's like, I could probably maybe I'll give I'll give one of my friends a call. I'll get back to you. Good. Thank you.
What's everybody else doing? Today is cleaning and packing a whole buttload of guns. OK, Silicon artist takes out a double bag. It's empty.
He zips it up and he slings it over his back. He walks down stairs. Ready to go. All right.
Robin was still on the PC. What about OK, so you guys do all of that takes a couple hours to do all that stuff and eventually Madeline returns with the few henchmen she would not with. OK, because I was bad asking which one of them die. None of them are dead.
She said she actually comes to you. Can I talk to you for a second? Sure. Yeah, she takes you aside and she's like, did you know your henchmen aren't really fun going into town anymore?
What? No, why not? Apparently there's somebody that was picking them off before and killing them and stringing them up and they've all been just kind of in this mansion since then. I thought you just went out on a ride with them.
I did. I had to convince them to take me out and they told me all about how there was somebody who was stabbing them to death and do wittling their numbers. And that's why you did have a whole gang of people and now you have nine. Oh, I have nine.
Oh, it's more than I thought, which is kind of intuitive to what I just said earlier. Mm. Well, I'm just wondering because if somebody is targeting your men and writing messages and dead bodies and leaving them on your lawn, like, what have you done about this because they don't think you've done anything about it and knocks like open the window and look out and there's like a bunch of bodies with numbers everywhere. I thought there was a lot of what it means.
The one is still on the gate. It's just a spooky skeleton. People thought it was an all-new direction. The decoration that you never took down.
Literally from Halloween. There were Christmas lights strung through the ribcage. We haven't taken those down either. Yeah, there's a skeleton on your gates and it's it's not a decoration.
That is one of their friends that is a spooky skeleton strapped up to your gates. Son of a bitch. I just told Robl we could go deal with his thing. Well, if you want, I can stay back and I'll deal with this.
Are you sure? I mean, well, yes. I don't like having you here just dealing with things I mean after all what's happening, you don't even have a name yet. Like, it's very essential to the villainy.
She looks at you very sternly. She gets a four on report to reassure you that she knows what she's doing. Should I roll against that or should I just be like that's a high number, yes. If you're really against it, you can use like a will to overcome it.
But if you don't, then you're reassured that she knows what you're doing and you can trust her. If you want to resist it, if you don't, you can give into it. But it's basically a challenge of four for her to convince you that she knows what she's doing. I'm going to say probably what's going to happen is if I do trust her, I probably go to the henchman and be like, OK, she's solving your guys's problem.
I'm not going to do it. I'm sorry. I have to do a thing, but she's going to help you do it and she's got this under control. OK, OK, so is that what you're going to do?
Yeah. All right. The henchman are like, OK, OK, I'm sorry about all the stabbing you guys have been to through. I'm like, OK, we just don't leave the mansion very often.
My poor henchman. I'm going to go to my corporation and grab my other suit and then we're going to go to Panama to South America and go kill some things. Goodbye. All right.
Bye. She's like, yeah, Silicon artists are sitting on the stairs with his empty duffel bag, strapped his back just waiting. Is it obviously empty, like, completely deflated? Like, it's like a semi-hard bottom in it, you know, like it's got like a little piece of like cardboard in there.
Like you can see that it's just flat. Just wait. Why do you even have a duffel bag? There's nothing in there.
I packed all my supplies in here. What are you talking about? Did I? There's nothing in there.
I want to roll up the seat. You know, that double fucking shit like you before. Yes, I do. Can I roll notice against it or do I have to roll something else against it?
I think it'd be noticed because I tried to lie to something. I'm just rolling so many dice. I love it. What'd you get, Phil?
I got a plus two. Ha, ha! My notice is a plus three and my rolls have washed. So I went.
No, no, no, I got this point and sitting down next to him with a very full duffel bag over his shoulder. Did I just like drop the duffel bag that she's holding and it like dense the concrete? Guns are heavy guys. Fine.
I don't have anything. How many bag do you have? I have one suit. I had a gift for Christmas for the guy.
Oh, no. That's a suit. Can I spend a faint point to have Reggie come out with a full duffel bag full of supplies and give to Silicon artist? Yeah, that's my only show.
Mustard, I don't think two weeks ago. It's just sitting there. He's got the right part of the ass. I can't get it out.
I'm being naked. Um, do you make me laugh too much shit? Oh, God. All right.
Yeah, do that voice. No to self. Look into hiring a psychologist for henchmen and Silicon artist. No kidding.
All right. So you are on the plane going. Anything guys do special on the plane? Is it a nox jet or is it like a nox jet?
Is it a commercial airplane or is it a private one? Did we get discount tickets? Right now, tell me, is it a nox jet? I feel like the last one got just through it.
It's not the chapter. It's not the chapter. Can I pay? Can I pay a little bit for another plane and like on the side of it, it just says round two.
Sure. Yeah. Actually, it won't be a point. Your resources will go down until the next thing.
Yeah, that's yeah. All right. So, yeah, you guys are on a plane find South America. You get a call from Panama Rocket who gets a call?
Nox jet's a call. I put him on speakerphone. He says, I have a few contacts down there. I can get you a Brazilian rocket.
He is he's not too busy at the moment. And I have a connection with the compound of the evangelist that is down there. Gonna. So if you want to make a stop off there or if you want to go to Brazil, I don't know where you're going.
But either or like you have to pick one or the other. So either get the help from Brazilian rocket or from my contacts in the evangelist camp. Can I get Brobo, what is the location of the place that we're going to? Maybe to see which one is closer.
Do I know that information? Alex? Yes, it is closer to Gonna. OK, it's closer to Gonna.
Is it Brazil? OK. So is it closer to the Brazilian rocket or is it closer to the compound of the evangelist? The factory is closer to the evangelist compound.
I'm going to roll a fate dice. If it's a positive, we're going to go to the Brazilian rocket. If it's a nothing, we'll go straight to the compound. If it's a negative, we're going to go to evangelist.
The rocket does say Brazilian rocket himself probably can help you. He can give you some just, you know, like men with guns. The people in the people in the evangelist compound actually have powers. So if you're looking for if you're looking for fire power or if you're looking for numbers, that's basically your choice.
We've done fine so far with minions with guns. I mean, how successful we are as a villain group. I was going to roll. It's all right.
We're just going to go grab the evangelist and his compound. All right. Are you guys ahead of that? Yep.
I mean, if that's OK with everybody else, I did want to met a game. Sure. All right. You go there.
All right. You guys had to Guiana, I'm pronouncing it improperly. You land on a private airstrip. You're directed to and it is like a 30 minute jungle drive away from the compound because they have like little home fees.
Are you going to take a robinoble car or you take a home fee or you're going to do it? That's a robo. Let's take robo in case we need to we don't have a car to ditch. We might have to use to help in this situation guys.
Or our expertise or something. By the way, I did mention I switched suits. So I do have a few skates on. OK, OK, so you are met on the airfield with a couple of guys.
Do you go with them or do you like going around? Are they part of the compound? Yes, there's a couple of members of the compound. They look kind of just like civilians, kind of like like burlap, not super special clothes, but a couple of machine guns.
They're like we're expecting you. We got a call that you were heading here. Yes. Hi, we were planning on.
Yes, we would like to talk to your leader. I don't know if he is currently back yet, but you can come to the compound. We got a call from Panama Rocket that you needed assistance. So we're happy to house you here for a while and give you what assistance you need.
Sounds good. Thank you. OK, they drive you back to the compound and it is a massive compound. It looks like there's like 3000 people living here.
It's all kind of homemade huts and large farmland. A lot of people just look like normal everyday people work in the fields and stuff. But the closer you get to the center, there are more buildings and there's like pavilions and like security buildings and towers all around. And you drive into the heart of the area and you see a couple of people that look like they probably have abilities and they pull their jeeps into the front of the big center mass pavilion and they get out of the jeeps and they're like here, come talk to the person that's in charge currently while the leader is away.
Oh, of course. There's magnificent compound you have here. I mean, it's a little rundown, but it looks doable. He says it's more of a community.
We all share ideas. We all we all love being here and we all love what we have to offer what the evangelist has to offer us. We all believe in his mission. Can I have a rule empathy on that?
Sure. I have a plus three. What are you trying to figure out? Is if what they're saying true and maybe if I could I'm not sure if it's enough, but like maybe glimmed to like maybe they might be mind controlled or maybe they're this guy seems to believe it wholeheartedly.
OK, the guy you're talking to. And there's a guy kind of talking to a crowd of people and he's like he's a second command. So you can go talk to him for now while the evangelist is away. Oh, yes, that's very good.
Thank you for your time and we will speak with him as soon as he's available. OK, he walks away. The guy is just kind of like having casual conversation. It's not like anything formal.
So you can just approach him anytime. We go up and approach him and I say greetings. I am Knox. I was hoping that maybe some of your people can assist us with a little job that we're taking on the man turns around.
He's got a real fucked up face like half of his face looks all like mutilated. And one of his eyes is like like massive and distorted. And he reaches out his hands like I am glimpse. Nice to meet you name like that.
Facial features like that. I assume they are connected. Yeah, I can see into the future. Well, quite a few questions for you.