Hey everybody welcome again to another episode of the villain underground. I am happy I am your game mustard and with me today We have four lovely people we have villains bad guys nerdy wells first of all we have punch it well Hey guys, we have eat it Cody. Hi. We have fucking Phil.
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Anyway Has probably has a good attachment so that's that's a good plan Talking about R2 D2 dildos and then I got caught in the fucking Stay on brand Save it for Sunday, Ali How do you know when we record? Oh my gosh because I was a hot episode as was my So last time we went to the oh shit the sister no fuck what is shelter girl? Thank you I went to the shelter girl place and blew the shit up and killed a bunch of people and then Robo no go for some reason got dragged inside the compound when one of the guards saw him and As he was dragged inside the compound this guy dragged him like way deep inside the compound and He is rubbing over like flipped around and lock the guard in the cage and then rubbing up his brother showed up Yep pretty much you remember to name his name was no Orangotron yes that so we pick up knocks we're starting with that Knock this this was where you are driving on the road away from the shelter girl corporation and all of your flights we're starting Yeah, you're driving away So you are driving away from them is there anything you do while you're driving keep the hands at 10 and 2 in both eyes I'm asking like is there anything else you're doing or you're just gonna like casually drive away from all your friends Oh, no, I said a message to robo no vote right now. I got you.
That's it alright I mean I think like they killed everybody they got it right there's like no major like issues It's not like robo no but it was gonna fight some like I don't know some big bad person from his past right alright to silicon artists You find you find what looks like a main office. I'm sorry. You said silicumbers. Okay, I did I find the main office Cool, I assume there's like a large desk with a computer on it.
Yep, I'd like to try to get into that computer Roll burglary hamburger as I have it on my character sheet Native one all right You are doing that thing that they do a movie is where you sit down at the desk and like you look at the picture of somebody's dog You read the name tag you're like oh name is Betsy you try that as a password and just go back cuz that shit doesn't work I try capital No, so you're doing that and not guessing any of the right passwords did I you are following behind combustible? Eventually guard stop coming out and then you just kind of stops like where the building kind of ends and you just standing there Okay, so I'm gonna Hey combustible follow me and I'm gonna walk back around the building to where they drag Robonobo in okay, and I'm going to Try to find Robonobo Okay, possible does indeed follow you Robonobo you the last thing you did was charge ass Orego trying to what did you say do you remember what I said? I'm talking about what they did to me Oh, yeah, what they did to me and actually can we do that thing and like that they do in TV series where they leave you on a cliffhanger some action getting started Then they kind of like reel it back a little bit to kind of let you know how to get into the action on the next episode And we can do some exposition real quick absolutely, okay, so we We get Robonobo saying that you know what they what they did to me and that he had thought he had killed Oregotron and then we're gonna fade to a an exposition of some the gorilla troop that they all lived in was dealing with illegal trade in the jungle that they were in and Members of the gorilla troop were raised from a young age, but the troop was taken over through family lines So Robonobo being Oregotron's older brother was destined to inherit the family line but And they were training on robo like really paid attention to his elders and learned the ways of his gorilla troop really well But Oregotron being the younger brother knew he wasn't destined to step up into that role So he just kind of fucked off and did whatever, you know, but Robonobo took it very seriously So when their father died and Robonobo went to go lead the gorilla troop We get a scene of him asking Oregotron to step up and help him lead the troop But he refused and at the urging of the gorilla elders They were forced into combat and only Robonobo survived He killed his brother. Did you think of all of that between the time that we recorded last time in this sort of?
Okay, cuz I did not tell you that Oregotron was showing up and now you have a detailed backstory Wait, did you give him the impor? This is bullshit So then we come back to Robonobo charging on to fight with his presumed dead brother Oregotron So you know, Robonobo fight. All right, well, it's a wash on that and he's gonna do a plus three fight Sorry, I'm not wearing my glasses. I'm gonna go close.
All right, you lay a punch to the jig of Oregotron Whack all right, he he reels back for a second goes what they did to us was make us stronger They gave us the ability to stand for ourselves and he he He like darts back and like his like he has like rocket boots and he gets gained some distance from you as he points his arms and like rocket launchers shoot out of his arms and like a bevy of small missiles fly out and strike around you and some of the tanks around you so you can roll defense against shoot which would be Athletics about the way or yeah, I think it would be better Is there like a piece of metal that I could use to seek to pull up a shield and just kind of like brute force it like just like block the attack I guess I'll let you do that. Yeah. Yeah, let's do that. It's not as effective.
I like that. I'm medically better. Right. Okay.
You got a 2 All right, so you take three from explosions. Okay, they're physical, right? Yes, okay cool. All right your turn see then Robonobo is to throw something as a shoot technically, you know, yes Okay, so Robonobo is going to use his scrap craft skill to create an advantage for defense by Bolting the piece of metal onto his arm as a shield.
Okay, all right. All right, all right Yeah, yeah, no, that's what he's doing. I roll for one. Okay, all right You're able to craft a little bit of something.
It's not great, but you're able to craft a little bit of something So do you say anything during that? No, I think he would be busy hardly doing that. He didn't have time to say anything He's just reacting to the missile barrage. He's like our other brothers are out there as well Robo and he jumps into the rafters and rolls Stilth and disappears into the shadows.
Okay, so Robo's going to shout into the rafters. He doesn't know where orangutron is going to and he's going to say you abandon our family come down and Face me and he's gonna roll provoke for a plus three. Oh, okay. He hops down and crashes to the ground and says I have a new family And rolls to punch you Did I get any advantages off of the shield?
Yeah, you get a you could get a temper or a plus one to a defense one time Okay, okay, I'm gonna fight and got a four Okay, Robo rolls to the side out of the way with athletics and got a Four so you rolled out of the way that I yes, you come into a large area that is Has a bunch of tankers and stuff and you see Robo no be fighting another robot monkey. They're very clearly fighting Yes, I'm gonna shoot at the other monkey. All right, oh damn. That's only a plus one.
All right, you don't even hit him You missed your shot. It's like smoke or some shit in here. What is happening? Something in my eye god Three guys, okay.
That's not okay Romanova your turn okay Having rolled out of the way is he's going to attempt to talk to a rangatron and he's going to say Tell me what happened. Why are you siding with this new family with empathy? Oh, and you got a plus two on that So what three it seems like he stopped fighting he does look at that eye Angingly, but she missed if he doesn't do anything, but he does stop fighting for a moment and he says they brought me power They brought you power. They hid things in us Robo.
We're stronger together You are you suggesting that we team up not exactly then what do you propose? I propose we become one What do you mean? I will take the things inside of you and incorporate them into myself? The technology inside of your robo is better off in my hands.
No never and then he's going to attack a rangatron again with fight Okay, oh you got a plus one or just just one We defeated a rangatron's turn He says now I have to take it from you unwillingly you never chose the easy way and he hits you again for fight And he got a three Yeah, I'll use the armor to make the the two total to a three for my fight All right, so he clashes with the armor that you made and kind of knocks it off of you But he doesn't do it image up to dead eye your turn. I'm going to try and shoot this other monkey again Okay, that's better. That's a plus seven. All right, so you hit him pretty hot You should bunch of bullets at him and on his turn he goes ah You can't face me on your own and then he looks up to the rafters and goes give us help me A plethora of small robot monkeys that little tiny ones come pouring down from the rafters and they're coming towards you Oh my god, I feel like combustible is a bad idea in this situation Unless I want both me and robo to die All right He reaches to grab you by the throat with fight is gonna try to choke you out robo.
Oh, he got a four minute use fights You try to hold his choking off. No, I got a three. He does get by the throat You're able to resist a little bit, but he does one damage to you and it's a turn robo Okay, robo while being choked is going to kick a ring of Tron into stomach with fight Okay, they're trying to get him off of him. He's oh, that was a good role actually So plus two that's a five you kick him in the stomach And he does that he's gonna have like a second is he like stumbles back and he's gonna go To leave this to me that I it's your turn It look they look almost like ants like falling down from the rafters and crawling down the walls coming at you Oh god like ants well, I mean that because there's so many of them Shit, I really want to use combustible right now He's just standing there next to you not doing anything No, and I don't want these fucking aunt monkeys to crawl over me There's too many of them to shoot all right, you can't use some of them.
It'll be like the end of age of ultra Okay, so here's what I'm gonna do I'm gonna attempt to shoot some of them, but then while I'm shooting them I'm gonna be like well robo if you want this to be just between you and whoever the hell this is You need to take it somewhere else because this place is about to blow a plus four on shoot You're able to save off as they're like coming at you're shooting the closest ones to you And you're able to keep them away from you, but it seems like that way after way of them keeps coming All right, but but each bullet is like blowing apart these tiny little Good bots. I'm gonna be like combustible charge A ring of Tron jumps up to the rafters and he shoots another small bevy of missiles at you robo Okay, robo kicks his Robotic speed into high gear as he's running just ahead of the missiles will he hit him? Oh, he got a minus three So a one for his athletics so you get it with four yeah, so yeah, you try to outrun them instead Alright you get with an assload of missiles You get a little missiles and your body like tumbles into one of the the chemical bins and like you get into the side of it and the chemicals are Spraying out. Oh shit these green chemicals are yeah into the floor.
It's like a it's like a full-page spread in the comic book like a splash page Yeah, cuz there's liquid in splashing. Yeah, that's what that means. Yeah. Yep.
It is your turn or Robynodes Okay, it's gonna stand up out of the chemicals and go I'm going to kill you and launches himself with athletics up into the rafters. So he's got a Plus three or three okay He's not attacking Okay, so I'm gonna use physique to try to pull one of the rafters into you know like pull a piece of it off as a Striking weapon so not straight up attacking him, but I got a zero You're trying to make a you try to make an advantage and get really pull it off So he's like pulling out pulling it with both hands like just yanking it and it's not budging as you're pulling on He's just struggling and he walks across the cat walks lowly at you And you notice that the get-bats are pouring down like the walls and running at that I who's like like feverishly trying to shoot them away and he's like robo it's hopeless just give it to me Combosable just kind of like swan dives into a pile of monkeys and they're like they're punching and beating them up Like little things like flying off of an exploding over the place. He's taking out a chunk of them But they're still coming and now it's your turn Is he making any noticeable difference in like the blood? He's keeping them off of you.
They haven't gotten to you to attack yet. Okay. All right, Robo you really need to get out of here Actually, I think both of us do I'm gonna shoot at the monkeys again to try and keep them back until robo can get out. Okay, that's a plus five You're still shooting on your make-up you think you're making a headway, but they still keep coming Then it's back up to oh history right cuz he didn't do anything last year Yeah, he waits for your answer.
So he's gonna wail his turn robo teacher Robo's gonna quit struggling against the beam and he's just gonna walk walk right up to a ringatron and he said he says Are you left you for dead all those years ago? I will not do it again and he uses physique to grab a ringatron to restrain All right, okay. I'm just trying to create an advantage or you're trying to damage I don't know because I'm gonna grab him to do something So I don't know if it would directly be damaging him right now unless you want me to like roll it all into an attack No, just roll to make an advantage then. Okay.
Yeah, so I got a Three okay, all right, you're able to make a one-time use advantage of plus two Alright, combustible turn he's still in a pile of monkeys trying to fight them off. They're really tearing at him blowing up when they do it Dead ice your turn You have small explosives like not huge ones He's not replying shit If you have small explosive just make the small monkeys blow up leave the big monkeys alone make the small monkeys blow up I'm just gonna shoot at the fucking tiny monkeys Plus four this is so frustrating You're still still holding them off When half the party doesn't fight the dragon Well, Robo told me not to so what are they doing by what is going on with the rest of the party right now by the way Driving away What no, I would never he's in a car. So look at artists trying to guess passwords. No silicon artists is doing something different whenever you guys As comedy effect let's go back to Silicon artist.
What are you doing in the office? so after trying the one password he gets a little frustrated and It kind of he walks into the main like cubicle areas And then he's kind of doing that like clap your hands in front of you and then around like behind your back Kind of just like slow walking through there just kind of looking around for something interesting And then he spots like the break room and he'll walk over to the Keurig there and He's just gonna start looking at the little tree of K cups They have kind of there and he's gonna deliver in every which one to put in the machine All right Back to these guys over from control He holds up his fist in a large knife comes out of his fist and he tries to stab Robo no But with it, you will never see the light Robo I Got a five on the fight all right You're able to successfully defend and now is your turn Robo and you have a plus two advantage of him being grappled okay So while he's grappled Robo is gonna go In a real dramatic way his eyes are gonna get like all white or red or some color like that and There's gonna be like flames coming off of him and he's gonna go Ah And he's going to Dive from the Raptors to use fight to power bomb orangutron into combustible who is below them So that's a fight it was a wash on the fight I'll go ahead and use the plus two advantage on that to get a fight fight Okay, he got a three so you hit him for that and then you guys are gonna both comply that fall into combustible combustibles explosives do eight everyone in the area that I and Robo no Bo I Think that Colson flames then that was robo no was turned dead eye some stuff is kind of settling down the room kind of exploded Are you still up? Oh? Yeah, I'm still up.
Okay. All right you and I to the ground, but you're able to Stand up. There's debris and your ears are ringing. It's horrible Are the damn tiny monkeys finally gone though.
You can't see it doesn't sound like it Well, I mean you can't hear you Yeah, the room is filled with smoke and you just your ears are ringing Yeah, sure roll notice to try to find your way Well, that's appropriate I rolled a negative two hang on my Notice is a plus three so it's a plus one you're able to stumble out of the room into a hallway where there's some fresh air But there's still a lot of smoke filling the hallway. They're still kind of in it a little bit out of it. Does that make sense? Yeah, okay?
Robo no Bo are you still up? well Maybe what's what's going on is that there's like smoke and then like slowly a little red light starts like piercing through the smoke And then as it starts to kind of clear apart you see a silhouette where the red light is clearly an eyeball in the In the head area of what appeared to be Robo no Bo and as the smoke clears a little bit more you see that he's kind of hunched over and Because of the consequences that he had to take from his damage one arm yeah, one arm is completely ripped away and part of his face is peeled back revealing like the Terminator I and He just kind of It's just kind of like standing there like motionless and kind of exhausted looking Okay From behind you as a smoke clears a little bit. There's a slightly larger silhouette that also stands that is incredibly damaged as well And it says nice nice try rope rope rope rope robo But I cannot be defeated so easily the others are even then I am and he tries to grab you by the neck one He feebly rat like reaches his mechanical arm creaking and wheezing under the straight Oh, it was a three. All right, you're able to defend it is your turn Robo Robo possessed by a powerful rage quickly counters his attack and attempts to do the same maneuver on a ranga tron All right, oh shit.
I got a six You're tripping by the throat and crush him his his robot body goes limp and he falls to the ground and as he does his chest kind of splits open And there is a small strange looking cube inside of his body Robo's going to let him fall to the ground and he's gonna look at it curiously He's going to reach forward with his non-damaged arm as you reach for it wires pop out of your hands and Wrap around it and suck it into your hand and the technology fuses to your arm. Oh shit And as it's fusing to your arm This mode clears a bit more and you notice there are three gibots that are still up and they slowly walk to you and they all sit in front of you And you feel a connection with them Robo will extend his hand palm down All right, they climb up your arm and start repairing your other arm slowly with the things that they're finding from around the area Silicon artists back to you Silicon artists is finally landed on the off-brand Dunkin Donuts I think it's called donuts time And he's popped it in there in the Silicon artists has finally landed on the Dunkin Donuts off-brand Coffee there donut house so he's popped that into the Keurig and uh found a mug that was labeled Janet In the cabinet above there and put that under there. All right as it started the machine Something possessed a silicon artist and he says damn it That's labeled Janet You as you pour the coffee the the water heats relatively quickly and pours the coffee into your cup And as the last drop is pouring out of the bottom of the Keurig You hear The whole building shakes and the very very full cup of coffee like half it like tips out of the cup and spills all over the counter He kind of sighs and uh lifts up the lid to the Keurig and pulls out the busted cake up and puts another one in and dumps the Caught of the cup out the half one half full one out completely under the oven Starts it again All right, all right, so you don't go check what the explosion was but that was the last donut house one That's why he was really disappointed so you grab the Seattle's best Thought that was an okay substitute Uh, did I uh the smoke clears and you notice a very very damaged robo nobo with three good bots My first instinct is to shoot the goddamn tiny robots Is that what you're doing? Yes, that's what i'm gonna try and pick them off of robo without actually damaging robo All right roll shoot.
That is a plus six. All right. You hit one of them explodes Robo she's shooting your baby monkeys robo's gonna turn and stand in front of the uh remaining two and hold his hand up Wait, wait, wait, you did you just shoot her obby? No Ali we need to have a discussion.
What the hell? Uh the monkeys are trying to help the baby Wait, so robo these are your friends now? I wouldn't say friends. Well, I can't hear you what These are going to become my tools.
I must seek out my brethren You're gonna have to speak louder. There's this ringing in my ears from the goddamn explosion Robo proceeds to explain his entire uh motivation Um and uh that I just here's our bringing the ways and sees him like going through some hand motions explaining things Does he do does he do sign language? Um, yeah, but it's not like american sign language is that kind of they use for like the gorillas to communicate Uh knocks you get close to uh the the hideout um and you notice the the guy that you were talking to jerry was it Jeremy Jeremy he's walking down the road, uh in your direction Oh, oh excellent excellent. All right, so uh knocks stops like the car and gets out and kind of like goes sort of in a bush Okay, then like when jerry maybe potlank walks by he's sort of like What who's there?
It's me knocks. I'm I'm here to get you out. Oh, well, let's go. There's no business back there.
Let's just go There's there's no business back. Just let's just go. I don't want to talk about it. Let's just go Okay, I've got to wait for my team, but we can meet at the airstrip Um, how about the jeep?
All right, let's go to the airstrip. That's a good idea. Okay, so me and jerry get in the jeep and drive off Is he cool with me driving? Yep.
He doesn't care. He seems a little disheveled. He doesn't care How did you escape? I'll tell you about it some other day.
I don't want to talk about it right now Jeremy you're proving much more efficient than most I've I've got to commend it to you Where are you friends? Do you they're still blowing up the shelter girl factory? Maybe hopefully I should probably contact them Yeah, let's get out of here as fast as possible, please We uh get out of there and start going to the airstrip and then I try to get in contact with uh robo nobo Okay, uh, are you just calming just to him or everybody? I pull out another of the set phones Okay I'm gonna dock my resources again for another set phone.
Okay, and uh, yeah, I'm just calling robo nobo to see what's what's happening Do you guys have comms? You have comms, don't you? Yeah, all right fine whatever no you can use some comms no you sat phone all right you're sat phoning robo no you get a call and you're in bed That phone okay, uh, robo no was gonna answer it Robo how is the mission guy so far? No docs you've served me well, but I must leave you now.
I must seek out my brethren and become perfect Right. I'm sorry. I can't understand you this one's really bad I'm just it's not thinking about waffles And then uh the last thing he hears is uh before it clicks off is a kind of a rockety noise He like hangs up the phone he realizes that there's also comms he's gonna call the rest of the party on comms All right, uh, then I your tonight is pretty much gone away and everybody is there on comms Is robo still there robo what are you doing? Um robo is uh rising up off the floor using the uh orangutron jets, um that had absorbed into him and he's uh getting ready to uh, uh, get out Wait, wait robo where the hell are you going take me with you are we getting out of here?
Uh, he does not respond Fuck robo Guys robo's not not listening to me. I don't know. Maybe he got knocked in the head again is programming so fucked but Something's something's wrong There was a big explosion. I don't know something's going on.
All right Silicon artists are giving this over your thing. Well your coffee finishes Uh as the coffee finishes uh silicon are describes the mug and uh he begins walking towards that corner office that he was in And uh, he's gonna whip a chair like grab a chair and fling it out a window to break it Okay And then uh he will step out of the window stretching his leg all the way down to the ground floor And then his other leg doing the same and then basically get down to the ground floor and try to find these guys All right, you find that I Robo are you really taking off with rocket legs? Yes? Okay, all right robo is flying away on rocket legs So after that I said all that over the comms noxis just be like he's probably just making it to the airfield Just grab a car grab silicon and come up to the airfield.
He's he's probably just got a few knocks to the head I tried calling earlier, but he talked about making waffles or something. I don't understand wait wait Grab a car. I thought you were with the car Uh, project Jeremy was put into full motion uh not too long ago. So what in the fuck is project Jeremy?
What about it? I I'm worried about the fact that you're not here with the cars what it sounds like. Where are you? I'm at uh, well, I'm on the way to the airfield Okay, silicon artist.
Where are you? Oh wait, you're right behind me. Just kidding Still a little days from this freaking explosion Uh, so the con artist is literally right behind you like where is almost touching your back He's just standing there. Okay in the middle of the crater.
Just laying in the crater. Oh, baby boy. It's okay Yeah, you just standing there waiting Right, so we need to somehow get back to the airfield. Nox is apparently somewhere else with a car robo just took off So and heady is silicon artist.
It kind of has a thousand yards there and he's just slowly drinking out his cup of coffee Man, I'm not getting that password really got to him, didn't it? So pdsd about password protection. Does that not say Janet? Uh, yeah, all right Um, okay, combustible.
Let's let's let's go. Let's let's just let's leave. I'm out. I'm I'm gone.
I'm I'm done. Let's leave. Bye All right, he's following you You know walk out of the compound. Oh So silicon artist I need you to follow me because combustible.
I need you to drop explosives as we leave to level this place Okay. All right. I mean, yeah, silicon artist would follow all right. He combustible like waving his arms at things and things are blowing up How about as the 1812 over turn place in the background?
Yep, we have we have established that we can edit in musical numbers to our Oh, yeah, we do this Just to me it should go into welcome to the jungle. Oh, no All right, so, uh, how are you guys making it to the airfield? I don't know is there a car somewhere around can I Specifically left the jeep. It's a place where a bunch of people work.
So oh, well if the jeep that we took is still there I'm gonna it's it's on its side, but it's still there. Oh, hey, uh, hey combustible. Can you just like lift that back onto the wheels? Wait, wait, hold on.
No, no He's okay. He attempts to lift the car and he lifts it a little bit and tries to reshuffle himself and as he does Things fall out of him and below the card is misery And then as the smoke clears you notice that the burning frame of the car is upright in on its wheels Well, you did what I asked So we're gonna go find another car now. Um, so find another car All right, you find a parking lot where all the employees at this place park is there like a big jeep or something that combustible will fit into Yep. All right.
He's just a normal. He's human sized robot. Hey, uh, he's a little kind of artist Can you like slim gym this open with your hand? Uh, he does.
Yeah, he uh, will slim gym and open and he'll even try to start the car. All right, you're able to start the car I was gonna roll. Let's do it Uh, he will get into the silicon artist will get into the driver's seat still with a cup of coffee in his hand Uh, vegan driving. All right, okay towards the airfield.
All right, you guys all meet up at the airfield including robo Roble. Do you go to the airfield? Nope then no Shit You three and combustible are we taking as much as I would love to take him with us I think like they might have trackers on him or something. I don't I mean we already have an exploding monkey Like an exploding robot monkey he can shit see four.
Yeah, but where is he? I mean, I thought he'd be here by now Well, he's not so Well, we'll just wait for him. It'll be fine. He'll be here eventually.
It's okay. Just just get in the ship and get in the airplane and We'll just wait for him for a little bit when he gets here. We'll take off Okay, so I agree with you about the whole like we probably shouldn't take combustible as much as I really want to Mmm. I really want to I know he's a beautiful mechanic But could I maybe take one of the explosive balls?
Figure out how it works. You have science people. You can figure out how it works, right? Yes.
Yes That's a combustible. Maybe we have one of your explosives with that are not not excluded Yeah, he doesn't respond wait didn't um what's his face didn't shit? I had his name But didn't didn't blimp just like pull one out of his chest or something. Yeah, I'm going to do that I'm just gonna like gently very gently pull one of these explosive pieces out of his chest.
All right Silicon artists would like to whisper something to uh Combustion, okay He's gonna he's gonna tell combustion to walk over to the nearest tree and slam his head into it All right, he walks into the forest and headbutt the tree and it blows up and starts on fire does he blow up? No, that's fine I mean, I think he has his uses and then he takes a sip out of the coffee month If there was a way I could maybe stop them from tracking him probably but Yeah, I have a feeling they'd come after him as much as we love him. I'm sure they love him more. Yes.
I'm Put it on the docket of things to do. I mean, yes Oh, oh speaking of dockets everyone. This is Jeremy. Oh, hey This is Jeremy from project Jeremy.
He's my new minion. Wait. Wait a minute. Hold on So you're telling me that you left us in a compound With a goddamn with two fucking two robot monkeys and an army of tiny robot monkeys to go Guys can we leave?
I mean no, we've got to wait for robo two monkeys. What are you talking about for a long time guys? We got to wait for robo robo we'll be here eventually we mean two robot monkeys You have a way to contact robo and let it like ask him if he's coming or He's calm so must be down. I can't contact him.
Would you calm down for a second? I'm trying to talk to did I? What do you mean two robot monkeys? There were two monkeys.
There was robo and then there was some other dude I heard I think I heard him call him a ray neutron or something like that. I don't know I'm just saying if your friend doesn't get here. We're just gonna be selling an artist for us as mug of coffee and Jeremy's facing Work for us now Shit that was beautiful in golden and I love it It was great. So you guys are standing there.
How long do you wait? I feel like you know It actually was like karate everyone in the plane and then him just like standing outside looking at like the sun And then like it's just like a pan of like the sun coming up and then like setting and it goes deeper than I And he's just like waiting and waiting He like looks over to the tree that's stone fire Go home combustible. He's just Goddamn it. Okay, we really can't wait this long robo has like rocket legs or some shit He can fly home if he needs to we gotta go.
He doesn't Remember the other monkey Yes, yeah that there were tiny monkeys that look I'll tell you on the plane just get on the plane. We gotta go I just I don't but I don't want to leave All right fine. He can he's a big boy now. He can find his way home.
I Okay, and he turns around and walks onto the plane. He also doesn't say that he wants to drive it either So you guys are taking him back off to home. Yes All right, so you take off back to home you land in libous harbor and you are there Well, we want to take this explosive ball to the research facility, right before it blows up roll dexterity twice Oh good. I don't have that.
Okay. Yep. Rope dexterity 20 All right during the plane trip there's some turbulence. Uh, you drop the ball and you blow a hole in the side of the plane Uh, how do you guys not crash silicon artist stretches his body and plugs the hole?
All right, then you're able to land a label's harbor Damn it. Uh, I'm not sure about anybody else, but I just want to take Jeremy home and figure out what's going on with uh, oh shit What did we name her? Oh the lady no metal hands. No, you're not allowed to call her a name that she doesn't want anymore knocks No, no, this is Cody speaking.
No, no, it was like mad dog or something like that. Oh like mad. Oh, what was it? Rage mad dog.
It was I think it's mad dog because her name is Madeline sub-vault. I think so. Yeah, that does sound right So dox is just like uh, so I gotta go check on my dog and the crew uh introduced them to Jeremy Uh, I guess we figured that one out. So Onto the next thing I guess I don't I don't know.
I'll just ask my dog If you you see robo just you know, give me a holler. I I'm just gonna go back to the house if that's fine. You guys can come with I guess is everybody going back to the house? Yeah, yeah I'm not going to go to a hospital soon because I'm a little blown the fuck up, but um, yeah, let's go back to the house for now All right, you guys when you guys get back to the house, you notice that there is uh some commotion at the house Um, there are people going in and out doing all sorts of things in the rooms and you pull up to the front door I'm gonna go to walk inside.
You're like what the who are all these people? Why are they you see uh, you see the the girl that you left there She has gotten a new paint job on her arms It is now and you're doesn't blue and she's wearing a black and white dress and she's like oh you're back good I have things for you to do um What she's like first of all nox we now have 22 followers and these are construction crews are fixing your house I've also had some gardeners in the back fixing the hedges and we have a stronghold in the gang territory But here's the problem the mayor is very anti crime. So silicon artists I need to get dirt on him, you know, your whole shape shifting figuring things out dead I would like you to assassinate one of the rival gang leaders who's really been pushing back against our push into the the drug market and Knox, uh, the peers are really unprotected at the moment I want you to go down there and intimidate some of the dock workers so that we can get a strong stranglehold on the imports of this town Thank you Okay, i'm gonna need you to listen to me very carefully for one second Nobody tells me what to do. I was asking Uh, that was not asking maybe not in the maybe not in the most polite way, but There was no question there.
Sorry. I've been really busy. It's been a hectic day. I see that So what is it that you would like me to do?
There's a rival gang leader who's really been pushing back against our grab into the the drug territory And if you would it would really help us all out if you were to assassinate them I'll think about it, but I have some burns. I need to go sell for right now So i'm gonna go do that and that I just gonna walk away sounds like a plan apologies for coming off rash No, it was hot. I mean, uh This is Jeremy. Okay, what is Jeremy?
Uh, he's a minion. All right, so now we have 23 Jeremy Agracheate yourself to the other heaven intake. I've got some street youth some of them are pretty young But you know you get them in young and you train them up and yeah, sure they're indoctrinated early. Yes, I know yes Can we also have a psychologist?
I might need one soon. I'll look into it and she she walks over to silicon artist I apologize for coming off brash as well. Do you think you'll be able to do this for me? I know it's a big job and the mayor is high up, but I don't know anyone else I can trust with finding some dirt on this man Uh silicon artist the second she had asked him had already transformed into the mayor And is now standing there looking like the mayor.
He's like, yep, I'm gonna go have sex with some prostitutes Wait, can you get his own condom? All right, um she puts her hand on on your shoulder knocks and goes oh, by the way, I chose a name you can call me magpie Why magpie? Yes, you like mad dog. No, I don't okay.
Well, at least you chose a name. That's good. That's first start like the paint job It's very nice. Yes, you look very beautiful And by the way, this whole thing I'm doing for you It's until I'm able to get my revenge because the more power you have the easier I can go kill the bitch that did this to me Yeah, and then I'll be then I'll be out of your life forever.
You won't have to worry about me. I promise Oh, that is where we will cliffing this episode of the villains of underground I have been your game mustard. Happy puke and you can find me on the Twitter machine at happy puke I'm philip. I play silicon Dom Dom artist.
God. I fucking I was what I joke in the chat I play silicon artist you can find me on Twitter on that canada underscore philip with two elves I'm will you can find me at role. We'll underscore and I play robo no boat or do I Yeah, I want to cliff hang after this cliff hang real quick because my name is Cody voker I play knocks and you can find me on the Twitter at code 3 and I'm alley I played that I and you can find me at aluminum underscore I died I feel like the real cliff is episode is knocks goes up to his room and like Does it's just a way so like the credits roll and it's like the like halfway through the credits It cuts back like abruptly to film and it's it's okay. It's knocks It's like not typing in his computer and like he's looking around there's like construction people around It looks over at his desk where there's like a picture frame of like him darlin's in robo no If it's just like this little picture and he sort of like looks at it and looks at the thing and looks at the construction crew And then like looks back and like touches the side of robo's face It starts like doing the Hulk outro music And like the car is to be still disguises the mayor looking in the window Why are you such a creepo It's even worse because it's on the second floor From outside it just No, he doesn't he doesn't move his torso from ground level.
It's all in his neck It's all just in his forehead. So like his nose is very stretched out. It's just his eyes and his forehead in the top of his head If you if you like the stupid shit as all you can find us at shu podcast Find us on the patreon at shu Podcast on there as well if you want to support the show Um, if you like my idiot face and you want to hear me and chain of play video games check us out on youtube at s host studio Anything else anybody want to plug I think this will probably be after the art contest, but we were holding our contest And this month is a insert the glb thing here Yeah, we figured that out. Yeah, no, you said glb and I was like I thought we were doing the anal bundle Live and I don't know what we're doing for February so yay So go over to glb and figure out what they're doing for February to find out how to become the February I don't royal title of that month.
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