Hello everybody welcome to another episode of Villan Underground. I am happy puke your game mustard and today we have four villains ready to play first We have wake me up alley wake me up before you go go we have can't wake up Cody We have save me well Somebody save me and we have call my name and save me from the dark bill You deadpan every time If I okay, will you be goose if I just say your name normal. It's called fucking anti-human alright You're right and you you are the most anti-fony Jokes I walked into that one. No, I get it A lot of sense though because if you listen to mutants, it's like the most hilarious anti-humor podcast ever Market you're zero the most anti-humor podcast.
It's funny because it's not still yelling at us for an hour God you guys are idiots. Damn it. This is why you don't go out of the wild. There's a lot everywhere This is why you don't do anything you never put yourself out there.
So nobody can strike you down. That's it. You're gonna do Make a podcast fuck you. It's not good.
Be on a podcast fuck you. You're not funny Fuck you you make unbalanced to you Yeah, get off kinji feel What I love you and I love your content We don't make players so who wants to let us know what happened last time on the Villan Underground? Oh, everybody was searching another except for will this time who was You had the the fresh perspective cuz you I'm out of the chat too. I did it y'all Yeah, last episode Silicon artist went out to the bar to frame up the mayor or something the mayor Betty and he hired some some Persons of ill-repute got drunk, but he wasn't supposed to be drinking so he had to call up his sponsor magmar to He had to call up hot boy So hot boy showed up at his candlesticks and Meanwhile silicon artist got in a fight with Knox and took a shit in the carpet stomped in Let's see.
So somebody pooped in the floor Dead I cut a big square in the floor and discovered that the Knox mansion actually has antique flooring which is kind of cool We'll see she drove down the resale value of his home a little bit though by damaging the floor with a with a butter knife and not described some in his room and You threw some pictures around And I got some cryptic messages from robo nobo who appeared on the TV fighting a robot bamboo and monkey man And then he absorbed his red butt and shot it at some people in blue at the camera feed And then there was there was a training montage learned to shoot calm So there there we are Knox you are you have responded to a robo no bows tweet or however you contacted you Subtweeted him and with hey everybody needs to learn to shoot and then you reply to his tweet You I need your help and then you subtweeted looks like we're in for business learn to shoot Like looking between his legs firing a gun Right so yeah, you responded you all there in the morning burn on he is staying in your house top So I'm gonna walk into the breakfast room I guess where everyone is and just kind of like notify everybody guys I need you in the war room in like checks his watch that doesn't exist 30 minutes and then walks off to go make another PowerPoint presentation Okay, well crap wait, I thought we ended at the docks. Oh no, he did that That was like just something you guys now have you've helped magpie gain control over a good portion of the crime community in the In the city who's basically running things under Knox's name because this is my lady bird. So my craft is another negative one Okay, so you make a really really bad point presentation presentation I'm a really bad PowerPoint presentation about the thing that roa nova wants us to do Okay, did you put sound effects when the slide transitions like it comes in it goes It was physically in pain Sizes to you each bull as it comes in it just like Like each bullet points like three paragraphs Like both wake up. It's just a brick of text ones that run on sentence to No clip our graphics are like even like a template of just white I like that your new thing is really craft for your power That's a good we gotta keep that going right right that dot Who's all in the war room?
I'm like sleeping in there. It's like a nurse you go to the war room Yes, yes, it is all of your henchmen are there as well Knox What about lady bird magpie she's she's there Okay I give like a general overview of like where the place is at and I try to do some general research about like what the place is and basically ended off be like and We're doing this as a favor to an associate so make sure that you are all on your best behavior So that's the plan you guys are gonna go do that then yeah What sorry I fell asleep what what are we doing? I printed out the presentation and like that like one slide is on top one slide is on the bottom And I sort of like slap it in front of her and walk out of the room all staple together like 13 pages Perted on front and back and he's also space for notes. Yeah, there's also written in the notes all of the sound effects with wit with each one So you guys are there in the mansion you guys are planning to do that magpies like I'm not good in the field So I'll stay behind are you taking all of the henchmen?
No Taking like maybe eight I want I want enough how many henchmen do I have so far because you said like we had like 22 23 with Jeremy Yeah, yep, so you're 23. I want to take Jeremy. I want him have field experience You're taking eight including Jeremy. Yeah, you have your eight including Jeremy You're all standing there in your house.
We notice your carpet cut up and your hardwood floor scraped up with a knife I tell Reggie to get on that like I asked Bell how her or her classes are going with her signed up It's like fine and I'm taking a microbiology three next semester He like thumbs up and just like doesn't like the let's go motion out to the cars and hops in the front seat like in the driver's seat or In the driver's seat, okay. Oh my god Silicon artists will write shotgun and I just like chilling in the back with some of the the minions going like hey All right, that's cool. Baron Von heat is coming with us also You're asking him to come along. Yeah, I am.
All right. You say this in front of ducks. Yes He'll come along, but he's like I'm not it's not my mission so I'm not gonna do anything or help I'm just gonna be there in case you're tempted to drink Silicon artists is fine with it. I'm fine with it.
Oh, thank God. We don't have to go back into the war room again So you guys take a trip. It's a little bit of a drive you guys drive for I don't like nine hours to get there Jesus during those nine hours. Oh boy Silicon artists would turn over turn to knocks at some point while knocks the driving I would like to make amends and say I'm sorry for my actions the other night.
I am an alcoholic I will never not be an alcoholic My actions were not justified, but I do apologize for them I hope that in the future you can look past this and realize that was not me. That was the alcohol talking shit Um, hmm Knox kind of like looks over and then looks like the road and then like hits a switch He goes what I was listening to music. I'm an alcoholic and I am sorry For my actions the other night. That was not me.
That was the alcohol speaking. I know it's odd when I drink in mean And I can be a real pain in the ass and I hope that one day you can forgive me and see through our past discretion And we can move on from there like knocks kind of like looks at him and then looks back the road looks at him again Okay, I I have a psychiatrist if you want to speak to them I have them on speed dial for all the minions. Do you want their number? I would like that very much.
Thank you Okay, I'll send it to you And I hand him $2,000 I am sorry for what I did to your carpet as well. I realize this is your family home and I should not have acted that way Knox gonna like looks at the money and looks back at some cut artists Sure, yes, it's fine. Whatever. It's it's a carpet.
We can replace carpets. Thank you I don't need this and just like tosses it back onto his lap. I'm driving 992 10 and 2 it's 10 and 2 Screams over back seat If if you're too short, it's 9 and 3 Can you even see over the steering wheel knocks? Yes Boosters This image of 15 year olds that we have in our heads is not accurate guys Um, I put the money in the center console, but we don't need to replace the carpet.
There's that beautiful hardwood underneath At this point silicon artist will twist his torso and basically like move his torso to the uh to the back seat where dead eye is Oh god So it's like almost like I'm sitting next to you but just elongated Uh Dead eye. I'm sorry for my actions the other type. I'm an alcoholic. We'll always be an alcoholic Know that my actions were driven by the alcohol and that is not me I hope that one day we can work through this and become better friends as a result As you can see I have my sponsor here and i just returned to meringue A different car that's like like a massive hot rod But literally all like across like next to us So it's just like an escalator on one part and like the other one it's like this mad max fucked up Beagle spinning lava and fire everywhere and like that guitar guy is shooting flames.
This is my sponsor I like okay. I'm sorry you had to clean up my defecation Um, you know what? It's not a big deal. I can't hear a thousand dollars Why are you handing me a thousand dollars?
You you cleaned up my defecation Actually, I didn't bear in vaunted did I just cut it up because I just cut it up I think then consider this emotional the images because you saw me defecate I mean, I just like saw it happening and then walk away I leave a thousand dollars sitting there. I'll take it. That's a couple guns. I'll take it and then he's ridging in the car with us Yes, I do it when you're done talking to die he goes window Okay, he's looking at the window.
Yeah, perfect. I rolled down my window And I slither my body Outside to the window he's looking out basically and like full torso So it's looking like I'm facing him and I lightly tap on the window He reaches down to the little turn crank. I'm like slowly The thing Not she can even spring for automatic windows. Come on.
This is a classic show He rolls down the windows another another one is Reggie, I'm an alcoholic I am sorry for my actions the other night. I hope that you can see past it and know it was the alcohol not me I'm just like laughing Just a Basically the whole spiel He goes, I'm sorry. I physically assaulted you with a remote control. He's like, oh no problem Man, I understand my grandma my grandma's alcohol too.
I get I get me going through I hand him $500 No, no paying them in no, no, it like he reaches in the backseat. He's like get here Reggie Ten into knocks ten into I don't care. I mean, it's don't get paid less directly by me Okay, is there a way? What?
Can I like snap him back to be like, you're a fucking villain Is that right? I want to get I want to get him pumped like I would be like you're a fucking villain Your friends your sponsor is one of the grand villains of the area and and you're worried about a little drinking problem You are silicon artists. You are you're a stretchy weird ass man. Apply yourself Just like we did last night.
I've seen your reports Ladyhood believes in you. I believe in you. We all believe in you and he like turns to look at the minions. Yeah, yeah You have to understand though.
I'm an alcoholic first Noxie Nox lambs on the brakes Silicon artist pulls out his 10-year chip and throws it out the window. Oh, no. Oh shit. Oh Welcome to this emotional roller coaster game Buckle up Nox Nox opens up the glove compartment and like lays a gun on his lap and he goes, no You're a villain first Noxie don't know how to shoot give me that.
I was giving it to silicon Why is it every time I go next to a gun you know it me because you don't know how to shoot and i could just eat give me that Where did you even get that? I have them around You shouldn't unless you know how to shoot you might want to turn the safety on on that You don't have a sick. Oh my god. Give it here Reggie's like it's been a while since we stopped for snacks or to go to the bathroom.
I damn it Stop with next, you know overpass or something. I mean I Could go for some like Pringles or some combos. I could go for a slushy Nox size like pulls off of the nearest exit Okay You guys refuel on snacks, I guess if we're going into a 7-eleven silicon artist has a gun and uh He walks into the 7-eleven and uh he'll shoot up the beer cabinet Like point and basically rob the 7-eleven afterwards Okay, you rob the 7-eleven without resistance See I could be both an alcoholic and a villain Conquering demons Nox drives away without paying for gas. It like looks to silicon artist.
It goes fuck. Yes All right, so the car trip goes pretty eventfully apparently plus mind you I have a plus one and shoot I do know how to use this thing barely oh boy Turn into a sailboat That's my power. It's not putting a gun well Do you actually say that? Okay All right, eventually you make it to the location it looks like a secret location where they have a bunch of satellites Uh, and there's a couple of guards out front, but it looks like it is like sparsely guarded because it is a secret location Do we want to come up with a plan because usually our plans are just run and blow shit up, which I'm fine with uh silicon artist would um Turn into a security guard basically in their outfit And um what's slither outside of the car as he's like transforming he knocks his gonna like kind of slap him the chest He goes there you go you're a villain now Get out there like smacks his asses.
He's going small now get out there All right, um Silicon artist walks up to you at the guard house like basically from the woods And uh, then he just straight up murders all He's still got to get some You mean it's not like before you just pistol with everybody? No, I just straight up shoot him like in the guts and like Oh shit. Yeah All right, you you murder the goth and then I wave to them Not a little of the car all right. You pulled up the car to the facility Why didn't you invite me to the fun time?
Come on silicon artist Uh, sorry you're kind of in the back Like you're squished between like two minions like in the third row. I can squish them. I don't care Well, you can you can shoot the next people Damn, right. I can Knox is gonna be high to me secure the area The henchman fan out and secure the area.
All right villains. That's good things done And like he he like opens the door to the place All right, it's uh, it's a small area. It's got a bank computers They're not connected to the internet, but it has like a protected it's internal server And it seems to be maintaining some sort of firewall I uh, I go behind the thing and I wait for the stormtroopers to go by And then I take the switch and I shut down the uh, seal systems There are no stormtroopers and you need a roll hacking or what? Yeah, roll hacking Well, I only got a two in my burglary.
Can I say that I brought my one of my suits along off the escape? If I was gonna do a hacking me, okay, then that's a three Uh, you're hacking pretty good. It seems like you're getting through what's everybody else doing while he's hacking That I kind of leans over to silicon artist and goes when did Knox become the leader? Because it seems like he's leading and that's surprising to me Was it was he always supposed to be the leader was he huh?
That's what he told me That's not what I understood But all right Good good to see he's growing up a little bit You shut down the first layer of firewall roll hacking again to roll to attack the second layer firewall. It's attacking. It's hacking It's action packed. All right.
I grabbed one of the minions from outside and I put them on the number pad again Yeah, all right. You break down the the second wall of the or the second layer of the firewall There's one more layer to go what's everybody else doing while they're they're intensely hacking I will check for guards. There doesn't seem to be many guards then I'll just chill All right, uh roll hacking again. That was not great.
Uh, that is a negative one All right, you're reading some resistance and it seems like somebody on the other end of this uh closed network is trying to put the firewall back up Roll against them. Oh shit They got to grab another minion and I put them on the other side of the keyboard Oh, and I got I got I got a zero. They seem to be putting it back up You're losing the hack battle. Can I instead like Uh, this is a hack about it.
Can I like investigate to see where they are and be like someone go kill that motherfucker You can you can roll burglar to try to to track their location. Yes, that's a plus three plus three. They are in new diamond city That's real far. It's very it's very far.
Wait. We drive nine hours out of lapis harbor though. So Yeah, like an opposite or Like this place like 18 hours drive away. Do I know anybody in new diamond city?
No, damn it. All right. Any contacts in there All right, let's have another welcome negative one. Well, I got a Greegan All right one one more hack battle if you win then you take it down Hack battles.
This is hacked that they got a one. I got a plus three again All right, you are able to take down the firewall and the satellite uplink is now vulnerable robin obo the satellite uplink is not vulnerable Okay, so uh robo no bough cuts into a feed on one of the monitors and goes Knox you have served me well You did exactly what I wanted and took down the firewall, but so I am now able to locate the replicate Who has been in hiding? Knox just kind of like just stands up and leaves. Let me just like wait.
What what are we doing? What's happening? Nope, just like stands up and leaves And then uh as uh Knox is walking out of the room robo is going to say Far too long we have lived under the humans Let me give you a taste of what is in store And so uh you hear somebody else in the uh in the background in the room with uh robo no bow No, help me Knox, where have you been? Knox like opens the door then stops And then like turns around looks at the monitor that I shoot the monitor Save me Knox robo who's that?
It's it's no one important my son's experiment now and then uh robo begins shocking the uh person Oh god robo why for all those times we had to drive around in your crummy car He wouldn't give me anything better. Hi No That's not happening Knox like sits into the like gets into the car and then like looks at all the henchmen like surrounded around And then just like turns on the car and starts to drive off You little bitch you're not leaving behind again There hurt you brought a henchmen. There is another car. Okay good.
You're gonna have to squeeze into the pexy But I can't drive Right, you know what you know what you mean drive Uh Knox All right, so are you guys driving back to the mansion then? I am So you're trying with everybody else. Are you guys all driving back to the mansion as well? In follow in pursuit.
I'm still trying to figure out what the hell robo's trying robo. What are you doing? I can talk to still talking to the monitor. Yes.
You just keep hearing old man screams like oh I love how fails like hitting this It's just like no what All right, well, I'm just gonna walk away then if robo's not answering my question. Yeah the feet just cuts out Yeah, the feet okay the feet cuts out so you guys are driving the nine hours back to the mansion in dead silence Knox while you're driving ready to hold on your phone and you keep getting google alerts And he's like your phone keeps going off You get in the car He's like I never got out of the car. I was I told everyone to scare the air. Damn it regi I know I was gonna be the kid away driver.
I was sitting in the car until I love this vision of Knox driving for like an hour Goddamn it regi just read him off to me. All right. He's like, okay. Uh, it looks like uh The headquarters for shelter girl corporation in new diamond city was attacked by some sort of uh monster Beast or something makes sense.
Tell me news not fake news This is I don't know there's pictures of it Seems real whatever I'm done. It looks like it might be robo, but he looks way different. Of course he does He's a new monkey now. He's his own ape.
Yeah, I guess so I mean they just keep going out I there's a lot of pictures being taken from the people around the like he's fighting this weird gorilla robot on the top of the building Other planes flying around There's a couple of them I guess helicopter mostly, but okay. Are you trying to make like a king con reference? Yes, damn it regi Hey, sorry. I just I don't mean to put a pin on it.
I just was asking What do you want me to do about it regi? Huh? No, I just wanted if you want I was Turn that damn thing off Volumans all the way down Do you want to listen to some bellbell to vote? I mean a mix CD.
Knox a jacks the next CD rolls down the window very quickly and then throws it out I think a couple minutes pass by and you just hear it ready to go That girl He's like tapping on the car door How did I not see you for an hour? Okay, what's everybody else doing? Everybody in car 2 is jamming out to a CD we found on the side of the road All right, you guys have a good time. It's great song Nine hours ish later you guys all get back to the mansion.
Who is it? Oh dude that the What was I robot? What was the robot's name? That was robo nobo.
Yeah Who was the person he murdered on the thing or was torturing? It was that yeah, not so was that he seemed to recognize him. No, yes That was my old butler's in stonelson The one that I've heard so much about Donaldson. Yes the one that ran away Well clearly he didn't run away robo had him No robo was here the entire time.
How did robo take him? Well, it seems like he found him Then he was like torturing him. Well good riddance to both of them. Oh So do you know like need a new butler?
No, I don't I don't need anyone Just just just go away and he's gonna like stop off to his room Suck on her as well. Uh slightly the air vents and get ahead of him. You're like, I think you need a hug I think he needs to see that psychiatrist e-hired. No that psychiatrist is for the minions.
It's not for me Get out of my room. Why are you slipping into everything? Get it go away Suck on artist will hug him and get up like right next to the ear like port to be like your house is really drafty I can slide through a lot of things. Oh my god, that's creepy He kisses them on the cheek and they leave He slides through a floorboard The one you always step on in the morning.
That's a little like loose and like kind of if you hit it right You're like you hit your toe now on the other boy. That's right next to it. Oh, yeah, that one. Why are you doing this to me?
Oh? I Knox is gonna go to lady birds room It's not a name. We're gonna go to magg- Knox is gonna go to magpies room. Okay, and like Can I talk to you for a second?
Sure. What do you need? So robos Robos gone and he's apparently doing something in enacting some evil maniacal plan without me and he's doing all this stuff And it seems like everyone's all worried about it I just don't want to deal with it anymore and I need I need some advice Sometimes you have to deal with things that you don't want to deal with But I can't always run away from our problems. I guess this is the best thing I can say if there's something you don't want to deal with Fine.
Yeah Well, I mean what would you like me to do? I mean I'm trying to Build a small criminal empire so I can find the person that did that to you mutilated me Yeah, and then I mean That's kind of what I've been focused on if you need me to do something else to help you Deal with something else so we can both, you know, do what I wanted to eventually I'm fine with helping you I just need to know what you need. No, I I think that's what I needed I'll deal with this Okay, well if you need anything, let me know I'll try my best No, you just work on what you're doing. I will be back and when I get this crisis situated We can work on that.
I'm sorry that I've been putting it off Okay, all right Everybody else will die in Silicon Art. Well, it's okay. I don't know if you're just gooping between the floorboards or whatever I don't know. I think he's probably talking to Baron when he about okay.
Yeah, okay You notice that a lot of the Henschman are watching the news. There seems to be a big event happening in New Diamond City I'll watch it with him. Okay, you see a weirdly augmented robo fighting a gorilla robot And they're destroying a good portion of the city and like nobody there seems to be able to stop any of it I'm cheering on robo Yeah, yeah, of course that building get it. Yeah, yeah It seems like robo's like putting out massive massive amounts of damage But like this gorilla robot is able to assimilate technology from around him to repair himself Oh shit But like robo's doing like yeah, so he's like bombarding this gorilla with a bunch of damage and like the He's like sucking in technology and TVs and shit like rebuilding himself while he's fighting Everyone's like this is all kind of fucked up.
Yeah No, this is fucking awesome. Look at this Okay, you're not worried about this at all worry. That's like Nine hours away. It's fine.
Rubble won't hurt this city. He's fine. It's fine. That's a different city.
We're good All right, I guess Silicon artist Baron about he's like hey hold up man Today was it was all right Are you sure these people are good influence? I mean this seems kind of like a weird ramshackle operation you back on here I think that's what I kind of like about it, you know No, no accountability. You know pressure. Yeah, exactly.
They uh They kind of let me do whatever I want, which is freeing What's up? What's up with the kid who's bossing everyone around which one the one in the helmet or the one without arm or hands The one in the helmet. Oh, that's not c's he owns this place I guess we work for him. I don't really know Strange.
Yeah, like I've never gotten a paycheck They've all bounced Well, I mean What do you need a paycheck for you? Just walk you to a bank and take what you want, right? Yeah, exactly. I've got tons of money and he just like pulls out stacks of cash from Right.
I mean and I mean firm to cut a paycheck. You have to have your social security number. I know you're not giving that out I don't yeah, I don't remember it anyway. Yeah, what does it matter?
I feel like Knox is paying somebody but like it's just going to write locations that you doesn't understand Like it's too much of a share of There's some guy that like works like a fucking Jimmy Jones Which just keeps getting like Or some actor on a tv show with the same name Oh Knox, what are you up to now? So I don't really want to like start making shit up But I did ask the pro armory to like build me another suit But instead I want to use the suit that we stole from the new paragons. I think that was The excel suit. Yeah, the excel suit and like can I have made modifications to it so I can actually wear it Yeah, yeah, I mean it's basically just an iron man style suit.
Okay, so like whatever you need to do to do that It's probably not gonna give you too much of like just iron man style flying and a laser Wait, are you saying that flying and lasers aren't cool? All right. No, just like without a shoot skill. You're not gonna be great at it It's fine.
So he's gonna walk out into like the main room and like address everyone in like the suit. Okay guys I'm not sure what's going on with robo and You know what you all my fucking henchmen everyone round up. We're going to new diamond city. We're about to deal with robo Alright, everybody's kind of rounding up and you hear a knock on your door On the front coming It looks like a normal Joe blow guy kind of walks in he's like hello is this the home of knocks Guess what you're in the middle of we're busy right now.
Yes. I'm just looking for your protection Jesus, um, we're not heroes. We will steal what yes sure from what Um your your your robot friend. Yes little monkey guy.
He's gonna come after me Why because I'm the last one he needs to fight or kill or whatever but I can't do anything you're not a robot Regular ass man. No, no, my name is humandroid Um I am a robot, but I'm like like I'm biomechanical and like I don't I'm not a robot I don't have robot powers I'm just I am as close to a human as they could get biomechanics He's going to try to kill me and assimilate me and when he does he's going to be unstoppable. Oh, okay, um, please I mean, he's you have to save me come with me. I have a fair day cage.
We will make sure that you're safe in there And what's a fair day? What is a fair day? It's a gosh imbeciles you put something into a fair day cage. So God damn it.
I can't even explain it to Reggie Explain to him what a fair day cage is. What's the fair day cage? Oh my god? Where the signals can't come, you know how so we can't detect you we can't know where you are if he tries to like ping you satellite anything He can't find you look kind of like a why don't you just say lead box because that's there's a name for it Anyway, look you want my protection here.
Here's my protection get in there You're just gonna put me in a box. I have to that's not gonna that's not great I mean, I'm still a person will come here that we will protect you and fight him off Just just for now I'm really if you're walking into a box. Does anybody else have a better idea? We all we all work for him So I mean our ideas are his ideas more or less Hold on.
I am. I'm still a con artist by the way. Hi. I'm android.
Does anyone have any ideas? We're trying to fight robo now. Wait, I'm so confused What oh wait, we want to fight robo, right? So why drive nine hours when we could just Uh, get in at this dude and use a mess.
Hey, not me. Well, I mean you kind of walked in here So why cuz I wanted you to get your your robot. I'm looking for it to not murder me. Okay.
Well, I was making a play I'm just a dude. I have a giant amount of countents. I mean like I just have a job I just a normal guy. I don't want to be mixed up and all this shit.
Uh silicon artists will shoot his arm It was like last time around be like you're kidnapped now Oh god damn it Why did I even come to you guys? You're you're crazy Homicidal robot friend and not you know fucking kill me. I was just gonna I don't know I could do your taxes I don't fucking I I really don't have much of an option if I just go to work he's gonna attack my office building and murder me like I had zero Here in bed for my life. You you can you work from home Then he's gonna just attack my home.
No, what I'm saying is we can set you up a landline in the fair day cage You can still go to work Steven uses the cell phones everybody had He sends a snapchat of the dude to uh to robo no Robo you get a snapchat of you man droid. Am I still fighting your replicant? No, you have killed into uh assimilated your replicants so um Robo no was gonna look at the snapchat. He's going to screenshot it alerting silicon artist that he took a screenshot of his snapchat in the newsfeed There's um Now that he's finished absorbing a replicant robo no but it's just gonna go go and sweep his arms out And the uh kibats are going to come pouring in waves off of the building where he was fighting him And they start uh tackling and grabbing the people uh in the city who are like screaming and running around Look how hard you are alerted that there was a screenshot taken of your snapchat.
Oh, he got it already So he's probably gonna be on his way Maybe I mean is he gonna be on his way friendly or is he gonna like come in here and force So why did he explain why he why he needs you just to kill you Well because the the shelter corporation made us all and they made us all you know like We're all part of one thing but not really we're all different And like I was the most advanced so they couldn't really give me in a lab because of you know the AI law where if you're above a certain Intelligence as an AI then they have to and I'm just a dude. I mean I'm an accountant. She had to let me go I was awarded you know my you know freedom as a person um so I went and I got a job and I got married And I just want to live my normal fucking life and it's gonna be impossible now. He's going to come here You're going to go in the Faraday cage.
He's going to come here We're going to fight him off and then he will be gone from your life and then you can go back Resuming you being whatever. I still don't get it. Why are we fighting Robonobo because he's being a dick I still don't get it. Why does he have to go to the Faraday cage?
So Just just I just want him somewhere safe the Faraday cage is a safe location It's where we put Robo when the shelter goes after him But Robo immediately is after this dude and knows this dude is here So I can't like this dude just chill out and watch Netflix If we have him straight out in the open Robo can just come in and nab him I mean Robo can just come in and nab him anyway. He's lived here for how long he knows the house He knows you have the Faraday cage. I feel like we'll take all his headphones for this You may have to take off his headphones So Stephen's strapping a bunch of bombs to you, may I try? So I know Whoa, no, no, no, no, no, it's fine.
You're just bait Listen, he's not gonna help. Why not? Because then he could just eat my components Okay, this is why I'm trying to protect you with a Faraday cage. Just get in the Faraday cage Okay, you know what?
I'll play game. I'll play ball. I will get in the Faraday cage I You lock me in there. I'm just I'm telling you now Whoever you thought your friend was he's different now.
I would Prepare for a war What you've got here is probably not enough to deal with what's going on Okay, well, we will prepare while we keep you safe. I won't make sure henchman's are Available to you Um, make sure that you're I guess you don't need to be fed so entertained Okay, I'll go in the cage, but I'm warning you get ready Okay And he gets in the cage Silicone artist, what's your friends name? Baron Von heat which actually leads me to my next point we could just melt down the components of Baron Von heat That's why I wanted him in the cage so he couldn't hear us and then he can just melt the cage with a person inside Perfect. Yeah, we're on the same page of on heat Can Do you get hot enough to melt steel?
I'm made of magma, but I don't understand why I would help you Uh, Stephen will walk this is true and put his hands on Uh, Baron Von heat's shoulders The whole room smells a burn rubber It's because I need you I don't usually just assist anybody for no reason We don't mean I'm your you didn't need your sponsor, but I'm not I'm your sponsor and I'm here to for your health But like doing villainy stuff, melting people attacking things getting into fights that aren't my concern That's a step beyond I I need to I need to be convinced You and that I had a follow-up is where oh go ahead go ahead You didn't need to help me that day when I was just a puddle in an alley But you did You saw rock bottom Look you are victim of the same person that did this to me We are bound in that and anything that goes against her I'm down for because that is my fight fighting this monkey melting this cage. That's not my fight There's reasons I helped you and then we became friends, but there were reasons They start spewing out dollars. We're like well, this It's like a piniotic slooter. It's just money plays around It's like a wind tunnel thing, you know Shitty broken down mall you you vomit a bunch of money into his magma Which is a great end panel and that will be this episode of Villain underground I have been your game mustard happy puke and you can find me on the twitter at happy puke I'm fellow if I placed even the silicon artist and you can find me on twitter at kimada underscore philip with two else I'm kody and I play knocks and you can find me at kody three with one three Oh, okay.
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I mean kind of bunches and dragons doesn't do it shit I don't know how that stuff works. You know how that works We play it like every Tuesday on a stream on twitch at like 837 30 john standard the best time zone Um, I mean at least it's not an official podcast right like that being embarrassing we do that too We relate it's dire weasels real ish dunson dragons actual play podcast we're on iTunes google play and poppy like you guys So we're kind of legit. Oh, yes, I've only recently joined but you guys have been on for like a couple years You guys have a twitter and a page and everything. Okay, that actually sounds really dope.
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