Hello everybody and welcome again to another episode of the villain underground I am happy puke and I am your game mustard and with me today I have four lovely people willing to cause some mischief in mayhem first of all we have TLDR Phil I can't be on this podcast anymore I'm too busy buying iPhones and not buying health insurance, you know, they cost about the same Yeah, we have LMFO Cody You said mayhem and I was going to go and go cook something like ham We have ASL alley so contrary to popular belief putting your foot in warm water does not make you pee And we have DTF will you pay it back coffee coffee don't back where the damn There's a there's a show that used to come on adult swim called squid Billy It's about Atlanta, Georgia, right? Or more specifically Blue Ridge, Georgia, which is just north of Atlanta We're all the hillbillies live out and the main character is a squid who at least in the early episodes works at a office as a copy Repairman because he's worksink all I know about squid Billy's is there's one episode where they make the ultimate chicken for chicken wings He's got like 12 wings. He makes his own like buffalo sauce and they make him like lactate blue cheese and ranch dressing And they're like if only he made his own to go boxy be perfect Who would like to give us the 411 on what happened in the last episode of villain underground if anyone can remember there was I might get the two confused here, but there was some a little bit of Sharing an admission going on where silicon artist talked about his alcoholism he had he had fucked up a little bit went out and drank and Did you did you sleep with some prostitutes this guy's as you were disguised as a mayor? Yes, so many prostitutes.
Yeah, but what was bad is that he got drunk and he he violated his is that what you would call it like your sobriety yeah, I Relapsed yeah, yeah, then there was a car trip involved everybody kind of talked some stuff out and then Knox got sad at one point looked at a picture That incredibly big Will Let me let me fill in some some more of this stuff a little bit better so Roba no, but who had disappeared had been running around town absorbing other eight robots and there was a knock at the door of Knox's mansion and a Dude named you mandroi showed up telling the villain crew that he was a robot and he needed their protection I think that's it right. It's anything else important happened. I honestly do not remember. Yeah, me neither Well, all right Well, yes, I'll just suck it out of a car window and flutter on like a like an flatable car man.
Yeah Yeah, it's part of the apology process and there we are you have human droid locked in the fair day cage Oh, yeah, and Baron vaughan Baron vaughan he said I don't see why I should get mixed up in situations that aren't mine That's right. I forgot he was there. Yeah, he's like he said that he would help you with your sobriety, but as far as Fighting to fight that in his he doesn't see why he should be involved because we were trying to get an a-lister on board That's not easy. Um, all right, so you're all there waiting I think we're still trying to convince homeboy here to use his powers for certain something.
Oh, very muddy. Yeah You you could just melt down this android and then he can't absorb You know the powers So I'm not gonna kill a man that never did anything to me. Oh, he's not a man He's an android. I don't play an android smarter than you and I Well, yeah, I mean, that's the point their computers and I did get that bill passed So they're technically I'm personally not comfortable with a murder murder in a dude who's never done anything to me.
All right Well, I guess there's nothing else to do. I mean as well just go drink and he begins to walk off the kitchen Alright, well, very much he's gonna follow you I mean, there's literally nothing else to do since we're just kind of waiting around might as well get slashed cuz our inevitable dooms Charging towards the door and I'll still live for nothing else to do with the rest of our lives wait He says this would be the perfect test if you're will then you can if you can face do and not pick up the bottle you'll get stronger Give me more reason not to do it See probably just gonna drink And I reach into the fridge with one arm and get a can of Cola and bring it out and then I like reach with my other arm to above like the Stow over whatever where the liquor cabinet is and I'll pull down a bottle of whatever he fires a blast of Mon lava at the the bottle of whatever. Oh come on man. Oh, you know, who's holding a lot of liquor that Android in the basement He's okay.
Basically I can I go tap him wait Don't try to use my goodwill against me. I don't like being manipulated. I'm not manipulating you I'm really going to drink Did I go to you? What are you doing?
So hold on are we trying to protect this guy or because if we're protecting this guy that means we have to kill robo I Say to anyone else that is near me Yes, I mean yes, yes, so we're trying to kill robo Um because you just wanted molten von magma whatever the hell his name was to melt down the android so if we're gonna kill him I mean I can kill him. I don't care. I Mean just a he's been a dick recently and he wants this guy so I wasn't going to give him what he wants This is good parenting. This is all this is just good decent parenting Murdering it due to your kid doesn't get what they want.
Yeah. Mm-hmm good parenting. Yes, definitely 100% I'm glad you agree. Oh my god.
What the fuck? Then I was just gonna walk off. It's like not I'm out. Where are you walking off to I'm gonna go to my room Okay, and stock up because if robo is as high-powered as he seems to be I want to make sure that if he's coming in Aggressively I have something to defend myself with so you're getting your guns a bull's ready to chip.
Yes. Gotcha Okay, Knox. What are you doing at the moment? So with robo no becoming going to have to prepare some fortifications probably I'm gonna go talk to lady bird magpie Yeah, lady bird All right, so you're gonna go talk to magpie.
She's there get the henchmen together have them all in the war room Okay, so you're gonna have her call a meeting of people. Yeah, all right So she calls a meeting of people still kind of artists back to you by this point there are probably a large amount of Lava piles on the ground from the various bottles He did it We did it once or twice but then like the third time he says look I'm not gonna stand over your shoulder and prevent you from doing what you want But when you actually hit rock bottom you can call me out here be here to get you back up You're really that sponsor. You know this I have a literal drink in my hand And you're not willing to stand by my side. I'm not willing to slap you out of your hand all day I'm not your mom.
I'm your friend and you know what they say you have to hit rock bottom first and if you're not there I gotta let you fall. You've seen me at my rock bottom. You know I've been there. You know it will happen again I can't help somebody who's unwilling to help themselves Fine I throw it on the bottle.
You didn't know it, but I was manipulating you I wanted you to kill that Android in the basement because I was gonna drink I'm sorry I did that to you This what that's like You didn't know it he wasn't manipulating Actually Did I you go to your room and enter your room you see that there is a cell phone on your bed that you do not recognize And it is currently ringing I will answer it you hear a voice from the other end. Hello. Did I Who's this it's a friend from the way back. Who's this it's recoil We grew up together The general wants you back.
It's time to come home. Did I will hang up the phone and shoot it? All right, and then throw the pieces out the window and shoot at pieces. Okay All right, you shoot the phone a bit.
I am never going back. Fuck you You say that out long to the phone that you shot? Yes Okay Back downstairs to find the minions because that phone got in my room somehow All right, you start heading towards the door and as you're about to grab the door knob You hear in your window. It seems like someone has shot a sniper bullet through the window and hit the door knob before you grabbed it Are you fucking kidding me?
Okay? Um, I am going to duck down behind like my bed I'm imagining the bed is between like the door in the window So I'm gonna duck down behind the bed and pull out the massive sniper rifle that I have under there I'm gonna shoot back. All right, so you're gonna roll notice to try to find with your gun where the other shot came from That is a Plus three. Okay, you're seeking like frantically out of the window and you see very very far away There's like another house like peeking up above the trees Because there's like a good amount of woods between Knox's house and house behind you guys and you see like in like an attic window There's a little thing and then when you focus in on it There's a sign and a gun that looks abandoned and the sign says if I wanted to hit you I would have I'm gonna kill her.
I'm gonna kill her. I'm gonna kill her. I'm gonna kill her and then I'm gonna kill him I'm gonna kill all of them. They're all gonna die.
That's just all gonna die. They'll be fine. Everything will be fine I want to go back. Everything will be fine.
Can I like shoot the scope of that rifle? So they have to buy a new scope to be able to use it. So you're gonna shoot the gun? Yes All right, so yeah roll shoot to shoot the gun.
That is a plus four. Yeah, you'll shoot the gun probably not exactly where you want it But you got it. That's fine Well freaked out. I'm gonna go back downstairs with with my giant sniper rifle in my hands All right, then I come downstairs with a big sniper rifle.
Cody the the minions have gathered As per your request So all the other minions are like gathered around the war room and we all hear like gunfire from upstairs He looks right at all the minions and goes well, it sounds like someone's actually busy doing something. So Here's what we want to do. It seems that Robonobu is coming here to this man droid person downstairs. It's very sexist I know but what we want to do we have to fortify this place Reggie's lollary reason is hand what Reggie?
It's not sexist. It's human droid. It's not just man droid. Oh Okay, shut up Reggie.
I'm busy. More important things. Sorry Anyway silicon artist ties Reggie's shoe strings together she lays a sec Under the table. So we need to fortify this area.
We need to Send someone won't kill him protect to this you man droid. I put him in the fair day cage Does anyone have any ideas to protect this place from obonobu? Everyone's just kind of looking around at each other Lady bird. I don't know.
I've been putting a lot of my efforts into running organized crime I'm not really a strategist as far as combat goes Naxley, I think I can help with this Yeah, I have a few ideas And uh, silicon artist will walk to the front of the room and be like now We can lay out people here and here and I grab two of the minions and kind of set them up and be like now regi You're gonna you're gonna play robin oboe. Can you come up here real quick for me? All right? Reggie tries to get up and falls over Everyone has a good laugh.
It's a morale boost Reggie come on you have to be more prepared He's like oh someone time I shoot lays together shit And he unties them that comes up to the front and I explain some half ass plan to do something Maybe not as great as it should be Reggie says don't we have friends we could call like actual friends that would want to help us I mean you guys have been doing villainy for a long time, but you have any friends like who Reggie? Oh wait I don't know. I'm relatively new to this group He reaches in the middle and punches buttons on the conference phone game master. Can I call the puzzle king?
Yeah, he's gonna like start punching a buttons and then get in contact with the puzzle king Puzzle king is like hello. Hi, uh, noxie here from a long time ago back in the whole uh, kind of the dragon situation That was really funny drinking industries. I was wondering um your friend robin oboe Um has been causing a little bit of chaos recently and we've been wanting to uh resolve some situations with him He's he's been going on a ai induced rampage and he's trying to consume all of the other androids in order to make himself super powerful and take over the world So I was wondering if you could maybe come over have a few snacks maybe bring some minions got coming a little bit and then Prevent maniacal robots from taking over the world are you asking for a team up? Yes Hmm my good boy.
I think I might just be in the mood for a team up Excellent. See you around tea time. Yes. I will be there Excellent.
Excellent. Thank you very much. Uh if you need anything, please contact us at 1 800 lady mode. All right.
I'll be there shortly. Goodbye All right, so you called puzzle king who else is on retainer for us Hmm. Wow. We don't know guys.
We don't know your whole password. This whole organization is relatively new Like you used to just have six dudes and you never let them leave the house So they don't really know what you guys been up to I realized that I'm the oldest character than robin oboe and I don't I can't remember anyone other than puzzle king Great robber. We had dark bell a little bit. Uh, we had no trombone cleven steamer hotcar He's going by now.
We're those all gold narrows He didn't even take any contacts like a plus three I don't think I have contacts anymore. Just a friendly guy. I really like so You know what killing murders and teens Yeah, teen murder. Can we call the grave digger?
Because I feel like he was sort of amenable to things great robber You keep calling him great. That's what it's my notes Uh, you could try to call him. All right. Go for it roll contacts.
I do not actually Well, uh Nagus for Oh Call for one one So yeah, you call what you think is his number Uh, but then it's it's like this number has been disconnected Please try to redial so that you do not get in contact with the ray robber Uh, it's okay The other people I remember is like sports kid and the sports dude You never actually met them you they harass them on twitter. Yeah, they attacked my freaking Yeah, you have a lot of enemies. You had to get a crew of crew of people that would want to kick your ass together. You'd be That's that's all I'm saying.
Oh The rockets is there a u.s. Is there there there's no us rocket is there? Oh, yeah, there is But he's like big league who's who's like a like a like a mexican rocket or like a can a canadian rocket Yeah, there's there's one for every country. Okay Is there like can I get all right?
So can I go on my relax app on my phone and i'm going to look go into the rockets, uh, relax Team and going to do a little like general shout out to like hey guys is anyone in the vicinity of you know, uh lapis harbor Wanting to do maybe do a mission. I will get paid You have to explain to me what relaxes. Uh, so remember the whole joke is us making things and other things so slack is Got you. That's just you got you.
Okay. Okay. Got you. Okay.
All right. So you're going on On their on their relax. Um, so saying hey, is there any other rockets that are willing to help? Yeah Gotcha.
All right, the laiwanese rocket is nearby Laiwanese Fuck yeah, let's let's hit him up. See if he's see if he's amenable to this All right. He's he says he says in poorly translated because he doesn't speak english so he had to put it through google translate You put uh, sends you back a message that he's willing to show up and help. Okay, cool Don't write what was blueprints organization?
The uh, he's committee of chaos, right? Committee of chaos. Yeah. What about those like the big league dudes?
Yeah Not so probably if you mentioned them. He's like, uh, maybe not Uh, we could dark bells like super powerful. I mean if she comes in and helps That was metagame. Sorry That's a metagame before a goof.
I'm sorry. The the telephone rings. Okay. I answered it but I put it on on speakerphone All right, did I scream from wherever she is?
Don't I answer that? You hear on uh, ladies voice coming over the phone is like, hello. Can dead. I come out and play?
No, it's She's busy with homework and by homework. I mean she's got to stay at home and do some work Wait, is that for me? What a shame she needs to come home. No, is that for me?
I don't know lady. It was talking about uh, come home I'm sorry, but the phone out of his hand Don't talk to her. It's on speakerphone. It's it's in the middle of the it's that was my cell phone That's what you were talking on.
No, it's in the middle of the freaking table. It's the conference table There's a speakerphone in the middle. Oh, I see I'll shoot that one too. Damn it told you not to answer it.
How did you? Whatever Look puzzle king is going to be here in a little bit. You stop shooting phones You stop messing with my minions for at least a day Robodow is going to be here soon and we have to be prepared if you guys are doing anything some time passes Unless you guys are making preparations. I want to Someone to else talk for a second.
I feel like I talked too much. I want to go down to uh, to the fair City. Yeah, okay. Where the grass is green.
I'm pretty. All right, so you go to the fair day cage I set up a karaoke machine and I sing him paradise city by guns and roses Okay, are you like are you going to a place where he can like hear you back or like it was a joke I am actually I just want to have a conversation with him. All right. Okay.
Yeah, you can have a conversation with him. Hey, how are you? Oh, I'm all right Is it weird like staring down the barrel of a gun essentially a little bit? I'm just normal dude Like I don't like I might be biomechanical, but um, I don't know.
I never really gotten trouble I never really did anything to deserve Getting I can killed, you know Mm. I don't do anything to anybody else. I mean existing is kind of your only sin, huh? Right, but I mean should I be punished for the sins of my father?
That doesn't make a lot of sense, right? No, it doesn't but I mean like don't you want to just get back at the corporation that made you this way? Your father quote unquote. I mean, I guess I'll but there's not much I can do.
I'm just a just a dude I'm a hell of an accountant. Do you want to work for us? Or I guess me more specifically. I have a lot of money And I need a laundry it.
It's all stolen. Oh, well, I mean, yeah, I could do that I mean if you need me to good otherwise it break your legs What is your deal dude? I don't know I'm in a weird place mentally right now Obviously I relapse the other day. I didn't feel good.
That's a shame. I sorry. Yeah Somebody to talk to why can I offer a small suggestion? Sure, if you're gonna talk to somebody don't threaten to harm them or break their legs.
I mean I like reach through the cage He can't get away. He's locked in the cage Okay, hold up. Can I just explain that a fairy cage isn't actually a cage with bars, but we actually made a cage I feel like that's a very super villain thing to do Well, there is actually a general dog great. Yeah, yeah, there's a cage in the middle.
I feel like there's multiple cages in that basement Like canonically, there's at least like 12 different kinds of cages This is like a legit dungeon interview. Yeah, because we had an underground wrestling ring that I think we had a cage match for Oh my god. All right, and then magpie was kept in a cage. Yeah.
Yeah. Okay. So are you gonna? Cuz he was off.
No, I'm not actually gonna cut it was just me lashing out. I don't all right. He's like Jesus, man You need to get in check. That's why I'm talking to you to get myself in check Okay, well, I'm talking about you.
That's what being put in check is no, no I want you to tell me what I want to hear that'll help me get through all this. Oh, what do you want to hear? That I'm a good person. I guess I honestly don't know you all enough to make that call.
I look at him very angrily I don't know what you want. I'm not real. I'm not like programmed to be a really good liar I'm sorry. Like if I try to lie to you just come across really phony and you'd be mad at me then too So If you do damn it if you don't right wait everything you're saying is programmed Everything everybody says it programmed.
I mean if you're if you're a determinist Well, I mean everything like the brain is just basically a computer, right? So all you do is react to the stimuli that comes in via your auditory and visual sensors and A free will is really an illusion honestly Silicon artist at this point kind of lays on the floor It's like soon to have everything kind of figured out, don't you? Uh, I don't know. I've read some books.
You should write some books It would just be repeating everything I read. Oh I mean aren't we all just doing that? Yeah, I guess so. So yeah, what like what do you need for me, man?
I can try to help you. I just don't know what you need. Well, I either need you to uh, die Who I don't want to do that or if you survive which I guess is the plan now Uh, you know to save you be my accountant. I can do that.
That's that's totally uh within my purview. Do you have a card? I do maybe he pulls out a business card I stretch and grab it through the cage. All right.
Look here you go. It's got my phone number. I got my cell number my office number And then uh, I'll just walk away All right, can you let me out of the gate? No, not letting me out of the cage.
No, that's not part of the plan Oh boy. All right. If I let you out I kill you that's kind of somebody has to die in order for the cage show And it's either gonna be you or it's gonna be robo. Oh, see the carne conundrum.
We're in Yeah, that's sad. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. It's not good.
I mean You know where the bad guys right like yeah came to the bad guys for help. Well, I was programmed to what's like you said everything He's this program right? Yeah, but why us? I don't know.
I don't know why I do what I do Whoa, he walks up the stairs going whoa Like I get at least feel like a movie. No All right, what are you up to? Well, I know that robo is coming for human droids So I'm gonna go had I wish I could have turrets. Hey game mustard.
Can I have turrets? We technically in a earlier episode in order to protect against one of the bad guys place traps all over the mansion And the whole whole home style and some of them were like legit traps too because I think robo crafted half of them and like knocks crafted the other half Do you have resources? Do I have resources? Yeah, Ellie.
Do you have resource as a skill? No, okay, so damn you can't you can't afford turrets Okay, fine because I can't have turrets. I guess I'll just go set up like a Hmm. I do have bombs He's just gonna set up some last ditch bombs around him android.
I think I'm gonna do that I'm saying all of this out loud. All right, so you're setting up bombs around him and yeah, that's fine If he says anything, I'll just be like don't worry about it This is this is just in case everything gets horribly wrong, which it won't it totally won't everything's fine. I don't want to blow Everything is fine Knocks After everyone kind of like leaves After the silicon artist and I leave I'm going to like tell the other minions were to set up and if Puzzle King when he comes to like tell them where to direct puzzle Kings minions if we were able to just kind of like in the trees behind in the woods Behind the place kind of in potholes that are in the lawn I'm like, okay two of you go in this pothole and you basically do a a scout scouting from there one of you take the body off of the front gate down The one that's been shoot by the dogs some of you start taming the dogs That's your effort you start taming the wild dogs to be a tech dog Yep, I also wanted to like go after like telling them where to go and do everything I want to go down to the basement where uh, dad is and just like walk up to her be like What was that? What was what you shooting the damn phone two of the phones?
It was nothing forget it ever happened nothing It was nothing. You're not a good liar. Okay. You want the truth I want valuable information if something is valuable information that I want it See that just makes me not want to tell you because now I feel like you're gonna use it against me I want use it against you if it's going it's causing us problems now and if someone wants to take you out to lunch That's fine, but if someone wants to take you out to lunch That's not fine because we need you here Doing the thing you do the pew pew and the bang bang the the jumping and the spinning and the shooting people, you know That's true because I frankly don't know how you survived until I got here.
Um anyway, yeah, it's uh Let's just say it's my past coming back to haunt me And they have teeth Okay And they want me back, but I'm never going back. So that's gonna be a problem But but here's the thing it's going to be a problem now Because they've chosen this time to come at you is there a reason why now They want you back. I don't know Because the general asshole got a wild hair up his butt who the hell knows okay So can we do this? Can you call them and tell them that you will meet them another day so we can prolong this?
So we don't have to deal with it now Uh, I would but um, I don't know the number because I kind of shot phone So This is why this is why people hang up phones and don't shoot them Shooting them so much more fun, but it's not Whatever Look, I'm sure I'm sure she's gonna be able to find this freaking number from my phone at some point And I'll just I'll deal with it then without shooting the phone immediately. Okay Fine fine fine. Okay Also, nice nice bomb placement. I like it is Have you worked in demolition a lot?
It's a very Internal combustion type of you know blowing things in like have you met me Well, yes, I'm just I'm just I'm trying to give you a compliment. Oh, he storms off. I appreciate it. Bye Flips you off These are puzzle king shows up.
He's got he's got about 13 dudes with him I kind of like also what what other than regalia? Do they have guns? Are they just like are they melee creeps or they range creeps? They're just they're just dudes in weird shirts.
They're like punchy grabby dudes. They're like oh god They're like dudes that set up his elaborate traps. So he's not a combat guy So the puzzle king is the one that's like high But he's got a staff and he's like well, what contraptions are we building? Uh This is all happening on the front lawn.
I imagine and silicon Comes up and he's taking that skeleton that was on the front of the gate It has used it as sort of body armor and is like inside the skull as well as the rib cage It was more or less wearing it on the outside of him Is that will shorts? I am will shorts the puzzle king. Oh, nice high five He high five cool. I pull away from the last second so he's touching the bones So Do outfit it's very spooky scary.
Oh, yeah, it's armor. It's kind of cool. I found it in our yard So what elaborate puzzle or are we going to use to defeat your nemesis? Well, I'm hoping that I think we would probably want the puzzle to be the last You know have them in a fight have like a blood pumping and then have them go into the mansion and let's say like a last resort They come in and they see your magnificent puzzle and it's like that last word or yeah Yeah, maybe you know those you know those weird Are they actual puzzles because they're just like little pipes and whatnot stuck together and you have to like move them a certain way in order to get them part Yes, those are puzzles.
Yes, maybe like a series of those down in the basement I would love to solve them after he's done though. It sounds like an amazing time Did you call me here to give you some puzzles? I mean, I'm the king of puzzles like I thought we were going to do something Great with these puzzles. What is the plan?
We are protecting a guy downstairs I figured the best way is to make the mansion into some sort of like elaborate put Winged statue here and then open a door situation and then you find a key and then maybe a map and a compass in order to Circumnavigate the mansion is some sort of dungeon. That's a lot of prep time. How much time do we have? Who knows?
Minutes you want me to start deconstructing your mansion to make it to a puzzle house? I will Kind of want this to happen Is this what you want? I would say start in the basement around the man we have trapped in the fair day cage downstairs All right, yeah puzzles usually help when you're like Taking something from someone or threatening you like if someone's attacking you a puzzle isn't a great defense It's more of an offensive thing Of course, it doesn't matter. I will make your house Into a puzzle house and I was starting the basement and he and his minions go into the house.
They're like um Make this place impassable And they go into the basement and you hear power to will start yes You also hear dead. I go holy shit is that well shorts Can I also snap it like to look on our seat like armor armor and then he's going to take off upstairs So i'm just standing here in the front yard As you're standing in the front yard a relatively janky looking robot suit flies in and lands in front of you Hi You hear a echoey voice from within in Taiwanese reply I'm sorry Taiwanese law when he sees he's from loves. Sorry. I'm sorry.
I don't speak lao. He's He continues to talk to you in law when he's like I recognize that it's the language But I can't speak it. I don't have the tongue or the ear for it He he points to the house and the points of law and the points up to the sky and just keeps talking I point up to the sky and say yes He looks confused a little bit and then like says something that seems to be in the form of a question I point to the sky and say yes It's low it's low lawation lawation lawation. Yeah, I was wrong because I'm not worldly lawation All right, so all right, so you pointed this guy and he's like he shrugs your shoulders and then starts flying up Cody you get your armor on and as you come back downstairs you hear rockets taking off from outside Can I fly up and check it out?
You have Well ever since that he got let's see here Oh Okay, it's excel suits. Last time you said he could fly and shoot power bloop lasers, right? But like okay roll drive because it's still not your suit. Well, that's not the best I got a one All right, you start flying um you notice the luation or lau anise uh, yeah luation the luation rocket flying Above your house and he seems to be starting to fly away.
All right. I fly after him All right, uh, he sees you and he stops and he starts talking to you in luation. I spent a fake point to speak luation Okay, I mean our statistic and genius boy warlord. I could do this Fair enough.
Um, you spent okay. He's when your fake point. Uh, he's like the Do you need my helper? Do you not?
I was here the the skeleton man told me to go away. I'm sorry the skeleton man is He doesn't speak luation Unfortunately, um a lot of my people don't let me get a look direct line of communication with you Uh, go to this frequency and it gives us like a frequency and like he sets it up so he can like talk to him And like maybe translate for him. Uh, okay, and then he's like yes. We need your help Um, actually work.
You are is good. We want to make sure that we can see robo number before he comes He's a gigantic robotic monkey as I sent you in the pictures and relax Um, okay I just we want to make sure that we know he's coming ahead of time so we can prepare ourselves Okay And I will stay here. Okay. Thank you my rocket friend Okay, he flies back down to the uh the place Okay, so he's floating up in the sky All right puzzle king is working in your basement.
He asks if um He he tells you to um, it's better if you are out of the basement And if you want to bring this cage with this man in it, otherwise he's gonna have to work around it Well, the whole point is to protect the man in the cage So fitting him at like the center of the puzzle would make sense, right? That's fine. Um, but but you don't hear I show why you're getting in no offense. I just there's gonna be a lot of moving parts I don't want you to you know get hurt or anything.
Yeah, okay. I'm out. Bye. Uh, by the way, there's bombs You just the others bombs.
All right. I'll keep those there and I won't even I won't even touch them. Oh, perfect I'm gonna leave now. Bye.
Okay. Bye I'm gonna go upstairs and see how preparations upstairs are going A lot of the minions are making lunch Okay, do you want do you want a sandwich? We're making grilled cheeses. Oh, yeah, I mean You can't you can't find an empty stomach.
I like where your headset liking they're making a big old pod of tomato soup and some real cheeses I will eat some of it silicon artist be there and he's a franca's grilled cheese sandwich on baron bun heat Just black charmed After you're done talking With Uh, the luation rocket you're flying there. Are you doing anything else? Are you just hanging up in the sky with him? I'm definitely probably going to be in the like whenever or dead I walks in and everyone's making sandwiches It looks kind of weird because not so's in a suit that's way too big for him But it's only his head popping out of the top so he's like a small head in a big body He's like eating a cheap real cheese sandwich like with the rest of them He's making sure that one of them makes a grilled cheese sandwich for the luation rocket Okay, all right.
They're making extra grilled grilled cheeses Um, everybody was like kind of on high alert earlier But I've kind of calmed down a little bit because a lot of time has passed with shenanigans knocks your cell phone rings I believe I shot it. He's a man. He's a megal maniacal boy warlord. He has more than one cell phone I feel like this is true and they all kind of they link very rapidly.
So he brings out another He has one for one first insta. What's first Twitter? Uh Just brings out the phone like he can't choose between Samsung and iPhone so he's got a gate one about and you know I've got to have like every ice like every iPhone on the market Yeah, he's got the ass and the s plus So yeah, no, they're phone rings. You phones in this universe.
I take up my phone And I look at dead eye Dead, I'm just gonna grab the phone and answer it and just instead of listening to who it is just gonna be like I'm not coming back Yet, I might think about it Give me time and then I hang up Knocks the phone rings good. I like look at it slowly and then show it to her And it says like robo nobo in the front and has a picture of SpongeBob Oh, oh, you can answer that. I don't care if he's that's for you Uh, it's Facebook and answers the phone It's uh dead air Uh, hello Suddenly the tv start like coming on in the mansion. I think and it's uh pictures of uh robo nobo on it Knox, where are you?
Knox Um, I am in a place With lots of people Knocks, I see you over there now Oh, I know you're at the mansion. Sorry. I'm going through a tunnel click The the tv's uh continue to broadcast Knox if you had been paying attention to wiki spills earlier this week You would have learned that my powers have grown to be able to use any electronic device that has a camcorder Or to record audio even if the device is not turned on I've been watching and listening to the mansion. This is I know you have baron bond heat there and you're building fortifications And i've even been listening into some of dead eyes personal family drama I don't quite understand what's going on with humans.
Yeah Yeah, I know what is up with that I never understood it myself and after all that testing humans just discussed me That's the story. I remember it that you used to talk about that mother of yours all the time So I made a little visit to her burial site And then he's gonna uh pan back and show there's a dug up grave. I didn't find anything special Just a skeleton. Knox like kicks the tv That's kind of fucked up Silicon artists that in character wallowing the bones of another human I Robo's gonna turn and look at silicon artist and he goes.
Oh, yes another human weakness the alcoholic Oh, what's I'm done with humanity. I will improve them through my testing. I'm on the way And the tv clicks off Nothing about me. Come on robo.
I was planning on shooting you right in the face Knox kind of like turns to her family issues. It was the first thing he said come on But it's not my family Whatever like Knox just kind of blows her off. It walks away You still hear some sawing and power tools in the basement All right, so are you just waiting for robo nobo then? I'm gonna I'm gonna get out my big guns.
I'm gonna prep my big guns If he's if robo's gonna be this big of an ass to dig up somebody's mother's grave. How does robo show up? There's a huge crash as a very large and beefed up robo nobo slams right into the living room of the mansion Yeah, uh like seconds before you hear the lie when he's rocket tried it Contact you say it's coming in too fast and then robo smashes it through the ceiling What does robo say when he smashes through the ceiling? He stands up and turns around he goes Prepare yourself and that is where we will end this episode of vulans wound root I have been your game mustard.
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Uh, yeah, um, also, uh, dire weasel check out them. Uh, they all good peeps too. Uh, yeah, so I guess that's about it I was gonna say something negative to our audience, but i'm not going to i'm gonna say i love you and internet smooches Heart. Damn it phil.
Sorry. Also, we stream on twitch. Oh, yeah, yeah, we switched it. We did we made the nintendo switch to twitch and now we're There Hey guys, that was a good episode.
Do you think our podcast is that good? What podcast are you talking about? The one that we do that you know, dire weasels Dire weasels that doesn't ring any bells. Can we talk about cute animals?
What no, we play Dungeons and Dragons I mean kind of bunches and dragons doesn't nourish it. I don't know how that stuff works. You You know why how that works. We play it like every Tuesday on a stream on twitch at like 83730 john standard the best time zone Um, I mean at least it's not an official podcast, right?
Like that'd be embarrassing way to that too. We really it's dire weasels Real ish dunson dragons actual play podcast. We're on iTunes google play and pod B. Like come on guys So we're kind of legit.
Oh Yes, I've only recently joined but you guys have been on for like a couple years You guys have a twitter and a patreon and everything. Okay, that actually sounds ready though. I'll be sure to check that out Thanks for the recommendation man You're welcome. We're sorry.
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