Villain Underground #36

Hello everyone and welcome again to another episode of the Villain Underground. My name is Happy Puke and I am your Game Master this evening. We have three villains and one villainous villain here to entertain you with this episode of Villain Underground. First we have Walking on Sunshine, Ali.

Whoa, I'm walking on Sunshine. We have Fly Be To The Moon, Cody. Look, he was crazy when I got here. He injected himself.

We have Mercury Blues, Philip. If you want to vote for Silicon artists to be the villainous villain, text C to 855-89. And we have Ah, your Venus Will. I'm a Razor commercial.

All right, good. You've all right and there we are. Who would like to give a quick synopsis of what happened last week on the Villain Underground? Planning happened, lots of planning, lots of weird dumb family issues and then Robo insulted us all.

I've played Switch a little bit. Knox played Switch a bit. You know. If I didn't make that goof earlier, I would have used it during the upcoming sequence or Robo taunt or something and having break Knox's gaming device.

No! I got that present. You're gonna have to play that show on Wii U, bitch. No!

So rude. But it's not as portable. It's not optimized for 4K. Swishes either.

All right, so yeah, that's basically it. I guess if you really didn't listen, you're shut up a lot because these are terrible. Robo dropped down into the living room and is, oh, after he dug up Knox's mother's grave. He did do that.

That was a thing. Which is pretty fucked up. Yeah, that's pretty bad. It's canon.

I forgot that he were gonna do that. Almost did too. I'm like, wait a minute. Let me say something else.

Oh, wait a minute. Yeah, I forgot. Oh, wait. I forgot about this thing I did.

Does his body look familiar? Puzzle King also came to help the villains and then the Laocean rocket is there as well. Yeah. Yeah, we're gonna try helping this side.

We're gonna try to stay Laocean as many times correctly as possible this time. Given that we are American pleads and we don't know shit about shit. It's a reverse swear jar. Every time I say it right, we'll donate a dollar to Patreon.

Our own Patreon. True, our own Patreon. That's what we should do. We should do 24 hours stream.

Every time we make a pun, we have to donate a dollar to charity. Oh, boy. Oh my god. I will never make a pun.

Yeah, I would very much not like to be broke. I need the money. And then we're all living together in the poor house because we can't afford anything. Exactly.

We start with the S house. Change just the P house studios. Okay, so you are there. Robo has dropped in from the ceiling.

How would you explain the way that Robo-Nobo currently looks? He looks like Goro from Mortal Kombat. We've got four arms. Yeah.

And he's got a big old flat orangutan face and he's got a big old red behind. Yep. Is he wearing any accoutrement? Yeah, he's got a cape draped around him that's kind of tattered looking and it's got two shorter sections that hang off to the side and two long sections that hang further down in the middle of those two.

And they each have five appendages kind of like flapping from them. What is this horror? He's pretty big now. So it's more like a scarf.

It's like a scarf. You can tell it was supposed to be a cape. Yeah. It's like a really bad.

It's like a really weird looking cape. What color is the cape? A skin color. Okay.

Oh, he's skinned at human. He's wearing it. It's all red on the underside. He begins drinking Phil's foot water.

Feels out. Phil's done. There's a pair of feet dangling from his neck. There's a spooky skeleton.

Phil does not look happy for this. I don't like this type of this. There's a PH on one foot and I all on the other. You don't know how many L's?

He killed me. So, Robin Noble has busted the ceiling. Did I? You get the first go.

I'm going to shoot him with my RPG that I just like pull out from around the corner. Okay. Ready to go. No, no, no, no.

I was already destroying Knox's look. There's a giant hole in the ceiling. Lady Bird tried to fix it up. That is a bad role.

Bad, bad role. That's a plus four. Robo tries to go matrix style to defend against the rocket and he got a plus five. Damn it.

That was athletics by the way. Okay. So you have to look out of the way the RPG the RPG goes sailing and hits the far end of the living room blowing apart the wall and the bank of TVs. And now there's part of the house that's kind of on fire.

Whoopsies. His only weakness. Puzzle King is still working on his thing. Okay.

So Robo is going to quickly whip around and look at Dead Eye and point and go. Get bot attack. All right. And then thousands of small tiny robot monkeys come pouring in from the hole that Robo made from the ceiling and start charging these fuckers.

Again. Charging Dead Eye. It's like a sea of tiny robot monkeys and they are attacking Dead Eye. They're attacking for three.

I'm going to use gun two plus six. All right. You're able to you're once again back to two corner shooting monkeys as they're leaping out of the sea of little monkeys at you. God fucking dammit, Robo.

This is like a bad scene for resident people with all the suckers jumping at her but instead it's just tiny monkeys. Yep. Silicon artist is your turn. Silicon artist will jump up and try to jump onto Robo and be like that's disrespectful to human remains and try to take off the scarf.

And clover him in the face with. Is it? Did you know that radius and ulna the two arm or bone? So you're going to hit him with a skeleton arm?

All right. Roll. Combin against Robo. Okay.

I thought you were trying to take the scarf off and slap him. No, no, no, no. Kind of just generally kind of actually try to whip his arm and use the bones as kind of a the crack of the whip. Tipp of the whip.

Fight. That's plus six. Oh, Jesus. All right.

Yeah, right. Robo is going to defend with Zeke. So he got a four. Okay.

Robo is going to take some two physical damage. Okay. Right. Yeah.

Ow. The luation rocket. He's going to come in and try to fire a laser at Robo. He got a one for shoots.

Oh boy. So Robo is going to see that coming and he's going to do a robotic leap into the air and he gets a five athletics. All right. Luation rocket does nothing.

Robo, it is your turn. Okay. Is like Silicon artist is within a punchy range of me at this point? I'm guessing.

Yeah. Okay. I am going to look him in the eye and I'm going to say you'll never make it to day 40 or week 40 in your A program. And I'm going to do provoke to use a mental attack on him.

What are you used to defend? Oh, Will. I got a zero. I got a plus three.

Oh, fuck off. So you take two mental damage as he hounds you about drinking booze. What the fuck is this? What an ouch.

Will learn how to play fake. Robo being a rude dude. All right. Knox is your turn.

So I figured Knox would be like somewhere kind of like with Lady Bird and Reggie and like he looks to Reggie. Reggie take care of Lady Bird. Take it to the safe room. All right, boss.

I have to do things and he looks up towards the sky and he flies off and he sees like part of the building destroyed and there's Robo and he's going to use his resource to get like a like a grappling thing, a grappling hook and shoot it at Robo and then shoot it outside to see if I can create an advantage of Dragon outside. Okay. So you're going to try to drag Robo outside and create advantage of out in the open. Okay.

Now the open is a better one. Okay. Cool. Um, roll what skill you're going to roll.

I'd use my resources. So you're going to roll against resources? Yeah. Okay.

Roll against resources and then will can roll a defense. Okay. I will roll a physique defense to the beaty robots. So you're going to try to stand your ground against his powerful resource based grappling hook.

Yum. I got three. Three. It's a tie.

The grappling hook doesn't pull him but it's still it's still connected to him but it doesn't create an advantage but it's still there. You're unable to pull him from the house. Dead eye. Fucking Gibbots.

Um. Baron Von Heat isn't anywhere nearby. Is he? No.

He's not in the living room. No. Damn it. He's going to use him as a flank thrower.

Um. Yes. Can I just like pull out a big ass shotgun and try and take out a shitload of these freaking monkey things? Okay.

That's not a good roll. That's a plus four. You damage the Gibbots a little bit. You shoot the Gibbots but they still come in.

Puzzle King is still downstairs. Nobody has to call them upstairs. It is the Gibbots turn. What do you command them to do Robo?

Robo will command the Gibbots to dog pile to attempt to create an advantage. To pin down that eye. They will roll their skill to dog pile against dead eye. They got a four.

Plus seven. Okay. You're able to defense against them dog piling but they keep coming in waves and waves. This is the second time this has happened to you.

This is my worst nightmare. Why? Uh, Silicon artist. It is now your turn.

So is Robo inside or is he outside? Um, he started to get dragged outside but he was able to beef up and not go via the advantage. So he was not able. He's not outside but he has attached to something that was trying to pull him outside.

Perfect. I run into the kitchen and I go to the liquor cabinet and I, um, I grab some like table, or not table, but like towels and stuff like that. And I kind of start ripping them up into shreds and I'm going to start making mollasot cocktails. All right.

Roll craft. It's a one. You have a one time use one plus one advantage for multi-factor. So you can get a plus one to a skill using multi-factor.

Yeah. The Laotian rocket. He again, he's trying to help that out. He's going to shoot at the Gibbots.

All right. He gets a two and the Gibbots get a. All right. He doesn't.

He doesn't. He doesn't. He doesn't. He's like.

Fence. He's rolling. Roll band. Why?

He's trying to help you. He's trying to shoot off the Robos. Robos is now your turn. So I currently don't have anything from the pin down because, uh, that I depended against it.

So Robos going to, uh, consume a point to power up. And he's going to say firing red-ass laser. And he's going to turn around and his big baboon butt starts to shine and goes, and shoots a laser across the room, kind of like scanning around followed by small explosions behind it. He's going to roll a, oh, nice.

He's going to roll a, uh, shoot, which will give him a total of four. All right. Everybody has to roll a defense against the big ass laser. So everyone has to roll a defense against four.

It's the red ass laser, dude. I'm outside. Do I have to roll? You're technically in a separate area.

So not you, but everybody else. Okay. Lay out. I can't roll.

You rolled a four. Yeah. Fuck. I rolled a two.

All right. So you take two. Fuck. Give up.

Slow me down. So look on artist's fins with a six. Ooh. Loish and rocket took some and that I took some damage, I think as well.

Yeah, I took two. Okay. Okay. All right.

So after Robo knocks, it's your turn. You are outside. You see that there are massive explosions inside your house. We just are exploding out.

You're. Well, lots of swearing. Yeah. What are the minions doing at this point?

Because I feel like all of them would be outside. They're all running back to the mansion. Um, you see all of them, because you're stationed a lot of them outside. Yeah.

A lot of them seems to be fighting off little give-ups. Like they're being attacked by little tiny robots. And they're like, they're firing guns and like being overtaken. Like, oh, so they're like, they're having battle.

but it's just not part of the battle you're part of. Got you. Uh, can I, can I start like throwing? Uh, can I start throwing like EMP mines inside to create another advantage?

You're basically using my resource to throw EMP mines everywhere? What's the advantage you're trying to create? Uh, minefield? Sure.

You can do that. Yeah. Go for it. Roll.

Resources. Well, that was it better. Uh, so I got it too. All right.

You get, you get a one time use plus two for minefield advantage. Okay. All right. So that was Knox back up to did I.

Is there like an antenna? Robo or something that might be controlling the Gibbats like sending out a signal? She does remember that when he defeated Orengotron, he absorbed something into his chest that was controlling the Gibats. Is it visible?

No. Damn it. No. God damn it.

Shit. No, because he has like big weird orange plates that are like from, from Orengotron. And he also like these big gray plates that are from, uh, Gereplicant. And he also has like these weird white plates that are from, uh, it was the baboom.

So he's like, like all this weird plate, like this weird mesh up robot monkey thing, which now I've painted myself in the corner and I have to draw at some point. He's that he's like this huge goro looking for. I think you can't, you can't tell where anything would be. I don't like the Gibbats.

I don't like them, but I don't like Robo more right now. So I'm going to shoot at him plus four plus four. All right. So you're shooting a Robo with a plus four, Robo would defend against a four shoot for shoot.

Robo is going to, oh shit. He got a two athletics because of his bad role. Yeah, you can take two damage then. Oh, no.

Oh, no. Okay. So after that is puzzle game, he is still downstairs. He's not a fighter though.

So all he would do is soak up a couple punches really. It is the Gibbats turn. Give your command. Robo is going to say go after the stretchy one, Hall of Merrhers.

So he's going to give that command to use the Hall of Merrhers to provoke at Bill, make him get a good look at the monster that he is. Wow. Or Silicon artist. I'm sorry, not Bill.

All right. So they're having the Gibbats provoke. All right. The Gibbats are going to try to provoke Bill.

So it's Will versus their provoke of two. I got a one. All right. So you can make it one.

Negative one. Oh, good. Those baggy disgusting eyes and that blotchy skin from all of his alcoholism. So the Gibbats make fun of your drinking problem and you take three mental damage.

I'm actually glad I'm not playing Golden Arrow anymore. Because he did that. Oh, Will, you're being brutal. Okay.

So the color is your turn. Well, all these monkeys are chattering at me in the in the kitchen. I'm still making Molotov cocktails and I walk by Baron Von Heat. That's just kind of standing in the kitchen.

And I touch the rags to his skin. That's lighting the ends of them on fire and walk out into the main room. And I'll wrap my arm around one of the banisters on the stairs, make my arm into a slingshot and say, watch me make it motherfucker. And I sling them back and I'm going to shoot them all ative.

With particular aim because I'm going to use a fake point for this. Once an addict always an addict. And give myself a plus two on this and I'll use the advantage of the Molotov cocktails to give me a plus one as well. Okay.

So you have a plus three total? Yeah, to shoot. Bingo. That is going to be plus five.

Ooh, so five shoot Molotov cocktails like you will. I'm going to try to swadd it out of the air with fight. So I get a plus two, do you get a total of six? Jesus.

You swadd the one of that be kind of athletics or dexterity? Yeah, you'd have to actually use athletics. I got the same in athletics. I'm fine.

All right. So you swaddling out the Molotov cocktail goes flying down the hall into the billiards room. You just hear the house rumbles. Where's like a ball of fire fires out of the billiards room?

The house is definitely if it wasn't for the RPG now the house is definitely on fire. Lay ocean rocket. He's he's got an unleash a bevy of missiles at Robonobo. Ooh, he got a two for shoot.

Okay. I'm going to block him with my physique, which I got a total of one. All right. So he doesn't you take a little bit of rocket damage.

He's like, I did something. Yeah. Finally. Did I just low claps?

All right. Then it's Robos turn. Am I close enough to lay ocean rocket to get him? Yeah, you're close enough to get him.

Okay. I'm going to use my fight to use my massive robot arms to punch both sides of his head simultaneously. Shit. And I got a five.

You got a negative one. So you did so. Oh shit. That's six, right?

So much for that association. We got one of the rockets killed. Don't never give us anything again. He's still standing, but he's not.

He's like, oh, calm. So that lay ocean got laid out. Knox is your turn. Knox is going to tap his headpiece and call over to Reggie and have him set up something.

And I'm going to use my resource to do that. Okay. Go for it. We'll resource.

That's actually a decent one. It's a plus five. Okay. So you have at the plus five, that's the great level, right?

So you have a two level advantage you can use twice. Right. Okay. Yeah.

Thanks. Yeah. It's been a while. I think that's the way it works.

So you have there's two floating of that advantage. So now you have the minefield and the other one you set up that has two uses. So just keep track of them because you don't. They're gone.

Yeah. So that's what Knox does. That's an up advantage is back up to dead eye. It's your turn.

Um, I can't see Knox doing anything can I can see outside and the house is on fire. Okay. Yes. It looked actually it seems like Knox just abandoned you guys.

Like he flew through the roof and just gone. Which honestly has happened multiple times. Yes. Sorry.

He's gone right now. So did I just gonna look at Robo be like a Robo. You are being very rude and it is unacceptable and she's going to shoot at him. It's like the biggest shotgun shaking grab.

That is a plus five. Robo attempts to crab walk to avoid the shot like something from the exorcist. It's real creepy. That's terrifying.

Yeah. He's like a crab monkey now. Hold on. My computer does not want me to look at my my character.

She here. Oh no. Okay. Can I make a note that the minefield is actually in the house?

Yeah. I know. Okay. So that you guys can use that like Heath room binds in there.

Oh. Yeah. You have a plus two. I thought it was outside honestly.

Yeah. I did too. I think minefield was I think minefield was a plus two was. Okay.

One use a plus two. You already use cocktail right. Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. You want me to give you some time that you want to use it or not? I've already got my role. So I can tell you what it is before after if you want to.

Um. Yeah. I'll aim for one of the mines like one's right under Robos feet. I'll aim for it.

So that's a plus two. So that's a plus seven. Plus seven. Robo what did you do as your role?

You rolled a three. Okay. So you take four damage. The mind goes off and damages Robo puzzle king.

So long to cross words. Yeah. I don't know what you expected to do. He has a cane.

He's got a set of bows on. He's just doing crosswords. Yeah. They're noise canceling.

The gibots. What do you ask the gibots to do? I am going to. I'm going to have the gibots attacked at I for physical damage.

Because that is business. Yeah. I got hurt. He goes save me.

They got a four that I. Oh Jesus. Can I spend a fake point to reroll? Yes.

Yes. You can. Okay. Good.

That's marginally better. It's not negative. Um. So they rolled a four.

So you take two damage from the gibots. They start to overwhelm you and hit you with a little tiny robot monkey feasts. Silicot artist is your turn. Silicot artist will use whirling dervish, which gives him plus two to a fight for the seed.

And he's going to twist himself around and spin like a whirling dervish. And knock off a bunch of gibots. Wow. Okay.

Completely washed on that roll. That's fine. It's only a plus six. All right.

Holy shit. All right. You hit. They only have a two.

So you do four. So you're rolling through the gibots. Nice. So yeah, you roll through it.

You smash a bunch of gibots apart. Leo Shin rocket. He's going to try to shoot Robo. He gets a one.

Yeah. I'm just like marching towards him when it's in a tournament matter. So whatever he's going to shoot, it's going to just hit me. I rolled a three.

All right. Yeah. It doesn't do shits. And now it is Robo's turn.

Does he look like like Glenn from The Walking Dead right now? Like, I mean, how busted up is he? He's just not that busted up. But he's a little busted up.

He's got a little bit of hit points left. I'm going to grab him and slam his head into the ground. Okay. I get a total of four from a height.

Got a negative two. Oh, no. Dude. Throw those dice away or only use them for the gibots.

All right. I'm putting him inside and trying to shoot a new one. Okay. Leo's rock is not looking good.

He could take probably one or two hits. He looks, he looks rough. And then Knox is your turn. You are outside.

I think Knox is going to, from outside, start like placing bombs all along the sides of the building in like the direction that the basement like would be. So that way, and like tell them about it and have them, like let's say if he's moving towards the basement, start exploding them in certain positions. So the building will start falling on him. Okay.

Are you trying to make an advantage then? Yes. Okay. So you're going to roll to make another advantage?

Yep. I feel like it's the only thing I can do. That's just a four. Yeah.

So there's a rig house that is available. That's a plus two. Jedi back up to you. Kind of want to do a throwback to when I had to shoot Robinobo, like away from something and just like shoot him with being back into the, like, not with be bags with like high powered bullets.

Back into like outside. So he's outside. Okay. So you're trying to create an advantage of outside.

We're out in the open. Yeah. Okay. Using shoot.

Can I do that? Yeah. You can try to do that. Jesus.

That is a plus four. Plus four. Is it a fake point to have her reroll that? Yes, you can.

I'm going to use the aspect losing as an option. Yell it over with the comms. That is a plus five. All right.

So get her next to plus one. Robo gets a plus three. He is kind of on the outskirts of the house. Not completely outside, but kind of outside.

So you can use the advantage of outside. It's a plus two and you can use it once. Okay. Plus.

Okay. So let's do this. Give us. It's a give us turn.

The command for the give us this time is going to be a Hall of Mirrors. This again, but this time it's not actually directed anybody. They're just going to be setting up mirrors all over the living room to create an advantage. What advantage are you trying to create?

I am going to create the advantage reflective surface. Okay. All right. They got a three.

So you got you there's a plus two. There's a plus two. You can use once a reflective surfaces. The angle other mirrors appropriately.

It is Silicon artists turn. Is there a possibility that I could destroy an advantage? Can I attack an advantage like those those mirrors? You're trying to attack the advantage.

It would be a contest against the good bots. Yeah, you can try. Mm. I think I'm just going to kill the good bots actually.

Okay. You're just talking about. Yeah. Ooh, they got a four.

So three to the good bots. You are damaging some good bots. They still seem to be coming in waves, but you are starting to fit them out. The Laotian rocket tries to lay a haymaker across the jaw of Robynobes.

We got a three for a fight. Got a three with his physique defense on that. Okay. So I'm just watching that.

That's a robo. It is your turn. Robo is going to spend his fate point to charge up his red-ass laser again. Are you going to use that plus two?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right.

So who am I able to hit with a laser? Because are we in different areas? You're half outside. Now you're able to hit both people inside and outside.

So Knox will be vulnerable to this as well. Oh, look out. Here's how I'm firing my laser. So I got a three to my shoot plus the two.

So five. So five. Everyone defend against a five. I'm going to spend another fate point.

I'm going to invoke Robynobes' first aspect. I trust my father, Knox, more than anyone, to give him a slight hesitation. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

A slight hesitation to hurt you. So that's going to give you a defense bonus. So you're going to use. I mean, I can't give it to anyone else.

Right. So it's angled it away that it hurts you a little less. So you can give yourself a plus two to your defense. Right.

Then I got a three. So I got a five. OK. All right.

So the bomb was a five, right? Yeah. Yeah. OK.

So what did everybody else roll? I took three damage. I rolled a two. I rolled a two.

I got a three. I got a three. OK. So then you take two.

And that was Robynobes. It's your turn. So after the shots fired, Knox kind of flies above the building out of sight for a little bit. And you see Reggie running.

And he throws something up into the air. And one of the buildings walls blows up right next to Robo. And as it kind of blows up and all the rubble falls down, Knox stands there with a microphone. And he looks over at Robo and Evo.

If you're having tech problems, I feel bad for you, son. I got 99 problems with a robotic monkey. One. Speakers start blasting from different locations around the area.

And I'm going to roll provoke. Don't fucking try to go in my territory, son. OK. So you're going to try to roll up provoke.

Yeah. All right. versus Robos will. I'm using speakers, Rigthouse, and out in the open.

So you're getting a plus two, four, six, right? Right. So I have a 10 right now with my provoke. Defend against Will.

It's a two total. I got an 11. All right. So you take eight.

Yes. Ooh, ouch. Your dad talking smack hurt just a little too much. Well, I am going to take a six consequence on that one and put the two in my little box.

So it's like the vibrations of the speakers seem to have kind of fried some of this circuitry in his head. He said, I guess you hit like a make this more difficult to draw for Alex. Maybe he's got like a clear thing. You can kind of see some of this circuitry.

You can get messed up. Back up to did I. So I'm going to notice that that Robo is kind of like stunned a little bit. I'm going to pull out my sniper rifle.

Can I aim specifically for something? Yeah, but I mean, it's still going to be shoot unless you spend a fake point or use advantage or something like that. Are there any advantages available? There's one more use of the speakers.

Everything else knocks used. OK. I don't know that I can use the speakers. No, I'm just going to aim for like one of Robo's eyes.