Hello everybody and welcome to another episode of villain underground. I am your game master Alex cater And I am here with three of the four best people on earth Cody. Hi. I'm apparently one of the best people on earth Maybe one of the one of the four.
Oh, okay, Phillip. I love beef stroganoff And Frederick, what's up everybody? I have nothing would you say that was pretty good It's it seems tradition that we're always missing at least one person or the last couple times anyway So we'll listen here with us today, but we have Fred back and I'm happy about that We had a last time we had black like a less talking about So he was all over the place Everywhere he was indeed um who did the recap last time I did I swear to god I did I'm not lying this day Alright, so I guess that leaves either will or Cody and unless will is gonna interrupt what he's doing right now Explain what happened last episode on villain or the last time on filling underground some things happened We tried to do a job for zero tolerance I remember we tried to get some cloning data or something from a building. We were like yeah, let's do this You know, it's fine.
We should do this. We had a bunch of plans some plans failed some plans didn't go through but uh After some heroes came by we decided on a plan that mr. Donaldson should ramp his car into the heroes bicycles as a distraction while me and Robonobo went up to the roof and Black Legolas went into the door and got the thing With his plan more or less except for a robo nobo got beat the shit out of it. I got teleported to Africa While black Legolas aka goled arrow walks in like oh discusses with the other hero.
We're like hey Why don't you go help them out? I've got everything covered here Walks in takes the stuff and then just leaves with mr. Donaldson like nothing ever happened Yeah, yeah, it was a super it was a super easy. He said I don't know what you guys were so concerned about I did it in record time Except for robo nobo got beat the shit out of and now apparently he's out of commission What what be up robo was it like superheroes?
Was it the automatic is yes? There were four heroes called the automatic is that he fought? Almost single-handedly You were like it's two one four I was like no it's one on four I've done anything and Phil kept saying to the rest of them that weren't up there. He should go up there and help you friends Right Sounds like you should all go up there and fight that robot monkey.
So I'll stay down here So did you so that group of superheroes is another group you DM right? No, that would know that was it's a NPC got it got it. Okay, but there is another group that's like good people So eventually there's a possibility that like our two paths will merge and we'll fight each other look Fred Fred You already giving over the cross over episode Yeah, yes, there's a chance if you if you go down certain paths that you will interact and things you guys are doing are already Crossing over the episode that's coming out tomorrow of amberville. They find out about you guys.
So there's that huh? What's bullshit? Oh, well, you're gonna have to fucking listen We need to get stronger so we get kicked in with your ass All right, so why wasn't I there? Did you guys kind of like do anything about that?
You weren't there golden arrow kept doing things and telling people that his name was black like well, yeah You just have like started without me being there right? We said that you were in the basin that you were getting a bow made Yeah, and then they took off into the thing and then they when they got back your bow had been finished But Robo no bow is in in disrepair. So God The other major thing. Oh, yeah Cody got since it's South Africa made it back I try to make a cartel, but apparently might help it prevents me from doing that.
Oh, yeah One of Cody's big flaws is that he can't eat unless mr. Donaldson's near because he has the other key to his helmet So the fact that they were on different continents really messed up his eating schedule He's my butler. Oh, God Yeah, so you guys are you're there in the in the committee of chaos is based You got back your tolerance thought you guys did a pretty decent job And then oh, yeah, also another thing he was like all right now you're not gonna trust you and you said give me the hardest work You can I said harder work that hardest No, you were like oh dude give me the I can handle anything Which was real dumb but Let's see it's worked out for us like the going the dumb route has not hurt us so far right Okay, so yeah, you're all there. I'm Robonobo is with mr.
Donaldson. I think wasn't that what happened or no Golden arrow was with mr. Donaldson, right? Yeah Mr.
Donaldson robo and myself made it back to the Robonobo went back to noxis we went back to the To zero tolerances layer and then we all met up at zero tolerance this place at the end. Okay. Yeah, all right So yeah, you guys are there hanging out. Let me ask what or who's your tolerances Otolances the guy that helped you break out of prison.
He was a really big tall guy. Okay, and there was a chick there with Ham, right? Yes, clearly well. Yes, I dark dark.
Oh, sorry. Yeah, sorry dark. Oh my bad. Yes dark Okay, I would have punched clarity bell in the face Yeah, that would have turned out really well and then she would have threw me across the world Am I there or am I not at this place?
Yeah, you're here. You're here and you were getting a bow made for you by blueprint who is like the uh your guy there and he made you a sweet Okay, and your your bro's got back after he made you the bow your bro's got back from doing a little mission and you're all there uh right Yep Some of us don't want to be but We all can do whatever you want. I mean this is it's open source. You can stay here.
You can go somewhere else I think I need any direction Golden arrow is gonna kind of sit down once he gets back and kind of takes everything off He's into relaxation. So to do that. He's going to really work on finishing touches of the beef palace too Which is going to be installed soon. He's working up all the plans and he's gonna put in some record with requisition orders to get everything in place Now was that be palace t o or be palace t w o?
It's roman numeral. Okay. Okay. Yeah.
All right, so golden arrows working on uh plans for the new beef palace Everybody else I'm gonna say uh nox is gonna take uh Donaldson robo no back to his uh mansion And robo no was gonna go in for repairs while nox goes uh goes a little shopping Okay shopping for uh You know uh military equipment uh night vision goggles updated phones Smoked grenades slash grenades. Um you're just you're getting gear. Yes. Okay.
Okay. All right. I got a cardboard box All right, um What are you doing? Uh, he's drawing up plans and knocks one shot.
I would definitely interact with golden arrow So I'll walk up and I can see that golden arrows kind of like just chilling doing his thing writing his uh plans for beef palace t o And uh, I'm like what's up g a what happened? How'd it go? Um, yeah pretty easy. I mean everything went super smooth Um, yeah robo no bo get kind of janked up though really took a beating.
I don't know why it was I mean my side was easy Um, I went in there, you know super super stuff like got all the stuff walked right out The front door which we blew up but still I walked right out of it. So it was kind of cool. Nice. Yeah, I'm sorry No, I think Donaldson had like a concussion, but yeah Whatever All right.
So what's next? I'm ready. I got my bow finished my mission. You know, I'm ready to do this Wait, huh?
You're just getting a bow what mission? Oh, did they did they send you on a mission? Well, I mean, maybe I shouldn't talk about that, but I mean, didn't you think it was weird when I was using that accent outside of prison? Like Didn't you think I mean?
Yeah, doc come on. I wasn't fucking character. You didn't realize that? I had to fucking infiltrate the triad so I was doing my like ching chong chong shit You know and I did the other face and you know, I got right in dude and I fucking fucked up some triads.
Not back Thank god. Thank god. I didn't have fucking hacks anymore Can't believe you took that shit too. That's weird.
Gee. What the fuck's wrong with you? I don't know. I guess I didn't really care That's cool.
Don't. That's cool. I thought we were brothers. I thought we were talking about that Look, I'm kind of doing something important Like once I finish it.
No, no, no, don't get me wrong. What's I finish this? This is just like Like top precedence like I gotta get these requisition orders in like today. We're not gonna get approved in time Um, so I'll finish this and then we can talk like Right after whatever man.
I'm gonna go check on robin. Oh, no bro. No, no, no. I'm not cool.
I don't want that to come across Um, I want to use a deceive To try to say I'm not cold, but I actually am Um, I don't so this girl you would you deceive? Is deceive a thing. Oh, it is. Yeah, you're right.
Okay. Yep. You can roll the disease. Yeah Oh, three threes of five.
So that's plus one on my dice plus three and deceive so four. That's pretty good So yeah, you so he's relatively convincing that he's not being cold to just it comes off of the douche but so All right. Well, you know, you got your thing. I got my thing.
I'm stressing. I'm gonna go check up on a old knocks and robin obo See how they doing. I mean, maybe I can help him out. Okay.
They're not here. They went back to uh, the kid's place I don't know the name get knocks. Yeah, he calls it for knocks. I've been there before.
I mean, okay. Yeah, they're back there. Yeah All right, so black like was gonna go to knock to stops. Yeah, I pull out my bones start tapping on the ground with it.
Okay Okay, um golden error you staying back in this base or you're gonna go to knock to do finishing be fast use I have to stay here Goddamn it. I don't want to stay here. I have to stay here. You don't have to fail roll to see for yourself.
Hey, please Oh, is that one of your things? I don't know Uh But I really need to build a beef palace. It's not it might be it might have been in my back story Um driven by greed. Uh, there's always a way out and does whatever he came for his family.
So now you don't know you're not Behold it to the beef palace. Okay, so It's gonna be at this point where he's gonna receive like a text message or yeah a text message It's gonna be from knocks. He's gonna be like dude. I got this sweet phone.
Look at these emojis It's gonna be like a poop emoji son emoji nighttime city emoji and then just like some weird girl emoji And he's gonna be at the end of it. Don't take any more fucking missions. I swear I will end you Um, but I take a sec. Well, let me pull up some emojis.
See what I would do. All right black leg loss Um the way to knocks his house is quite a bit of ways away Are you going to take a cab or an uber or like a bus? Oh, we're gonna try walk the whole way Let me see if I have a skill on drive Why yeah, I'm like See shit or hear it right? I think it'd be really fun if you drove by just talking as horn constant Can that happen?
Is that a thing? No, I was super you know, I was super you you think it's a thing, but you just honking everyone moves out your way Is there like a is there like a villain uber? That's like an uber, but just for feelings Um, it's actually uber, but yes, I want it. But you have to play like a German.
It's oobot Yes, there is a there is a villain transportation system. I will sum that Okay, so you call you call villain uber. Yeah, and uh, all right. They said they'll be there in 15 All right, so go to you get done shopping and you are headed home Uh, yes, I kind of get done shopping.
I do all my shopping online And then I go to like the local the local mall He's like in the mall for the longest time then he gets his phone and gets whatever and then comes back home And then he checks up on robo no bo all right robo no, we're still being repaired He's yeah, he's being I have don't listen help me out with some of the rooms I'm like I start taking some uh tables out of a lot of the other rooms and I order him to like move in a few of the Things that I've just bought into a room. I've declared the war room Okay, and I tell him that whenever anyone arrives to send them to the war room and come tell me i'm gonna be in my study And i'm gonna go research more about poof Okay, all right Um black legless your uber arrives your villain uber when I there has to be better than I get in the car Is it like a villain driving uber is he like dressed up in a costume? No Yeah, yeah, he's a bad dude. He's he's he's yeah He's like i'm your driver.
We're gonna go like I imagine the driver from the green arm Hornet but it like the evil version of that so he's like it was like a paxi man hat tuxedo I was gonna be the i thought it was gonna be the skeleton cab driver from halloween town I could do that too. I don't know if that's he says it'll happen on the drive on the driver where do you need to go? The four knocks with the four knocks all right. Let's go.
Let's do this right away. Let's do it. Oh, yeah All right, so golden air up really into driving. I'm sorry.
Oh, yeah, he likes to be the accomplice all right Golden arrow you are Still in the committees area Yeah, you're still in their area Yeah, you're working on your thing you're getting pretty far in your plans and you realize all your bros are gone Okay, like look up is anybody else around in the area like or like can I hear people kind of milling about? Where's it like I'm the only one here? You can hear people milling about okay But you know that none of them are your bros sure yeah Um I'll finally read Cody Arabs like Knox's text message and be like oh cool what you up to but it's the emoji up rather than You be okay Yeah, it immediately responds back because it's really uh, it's really fascinating this new phone He's like what's up dog? Just checking out some hotties at the mall what you up to home slice Uh instead of instead of slice.
It's actually slice of pizza Nice I'll say can't eat that too many or not enough macros period Um Jillin in the chaos committee area gonna hit the gym soon Go reply back. Go reply back. I dog make sure you head over after you're done with the gym Remember where your allegiance is allegiance lies like the last part's like in bold That's ex-wife k and then I'll hit the gym. All right you're hitting the gym.
Um Black was you arrive at the uh the the Fort Knox the mansion. Do I need to pay uh billin uber? Um Do you need to pay he doesn't make you pay no well? Yeah, because it's all handled through your phone.
Yeah, there's no cash trading hands Yeah, that's your phone bill will just be more Wait, so does the blind man have more updated phones than we do like today phones and we do it's like braille It's like a braille yeah Yeah, um, so I'll give I'll give the driver like one of those Secret handshakes and uh and I walk out and start walking towards the mansion Okay, you get into the mansion. Um knocks you are there what no good with that Oh, I was gonna say knocks you are there at your home at the moment when black was arrives or you arrive at the same time He does so I'll uh I'll greet him and say what's up little trick. It's me. Yeah, I'm glad I lost I'm just so sorry.
It's the uh The uh It's a little disturbing when you switch back and forth like that all the time We actually might have Need of that accent again. I uh, I think I have a mission that we need to go on Absolutely. You need to you need to be an Asian kid. You want me to do yellow face and act like an Asian shit I mean if that's what you want to call it.
I I guess Uh, Donaldson. I thought you were supposed to get the door. Why am I getting the door Donaldson? He's still nursing his broken ribs and busted faces like I'm sorry.
It seems like he has a concussion We have segues for a reason Donaldson geez Anyway, follow me. I guess build an arrow. Is it with you? No, he's he's back at the base.
I don't know. He'll be trifling He gets out of his new phone writes down trifling. What does what does that mean with the kids these days? No Like insignificant man.
I trip him insignificant. I like I like that one. Okay trifle So uh he takes him back to the war room And there's like this big huge table. It's like a microsoft surface And he's gonna like start like putting some files away a poof and then he's gonna bring up another file That's gonna label that's label triad Um, how old character what is poof do I know that or is that something I learned later?
That's the poof she was uh one of the enemone of he is got got Um and codey is apparently obsessed with her. So no, it's as obsessed with her. Okay Um, so what happened to Roman Olo? On our last mission we We had a quite a few complications.
He was beaten pretty badly and there was nothing I could do about it I Yeah, I'm sorry. I should have been there. I would have had your back Oh, no, it's okay. We had golden arrow to help us out.
It was perfectly fine. Just kind of like exaggerate that Well, it was perfectly fine Roman Olo would be good right now I think what you would say here was I think you'd be getting my drift Uh got it. I'm getting your drift I'm gonna use that right. Anyway, you're gonna open up a triad folder and kind of like slide over a picture This is Lao Chen.
I believe you know him from the triads Um, you know, I'm blind bro Wait, I assume you got a picture. Why the hell did I buy this? Wait the stable in front of me? Yes, it has a screen on time it I buy you night vision goggles It probably looked pretty cool on me, but uh, you know, I got permanent night vision, right?
I guess I can't see I'm blind. I thought you knew that It slips my mind. You walk around so well. Anyway, I assume that you know Lao Chen one of the uh top brass of the triads Yeah, I know, though He's got he's got under his contract to hacker And I think that we can use her on my big plan.
I'm planning on stealing robo no bose actual creator He was an artificial intelligence man here in just phd from harvard and after that he went strangely to the covergirl corporation Which for we have regions that are pharmaceutical company. I'm not sure why they hired an ai professor Regardless, they made robo no boe and I'm trying to I want him. I want dr. Kesh and once we have dr.
Kesh We can start building our own army of robo no boes And then we can work on my master plan the underground base I've been building and he makes a motion on the table that like as it goes like halfway across table is that crap your blind Those are blueprints. I'll put them out later for you to I'm gonna have to invest in braille or something I mean you can just explain it to me. Yeah, it's it's it looks it looks magnificent. It's an underground layer It's brilliant.
It has missile nevermind. So so what do you want me to do? I want you to get close to Lao Chen And I want you to figure out who this hacker exactly is And I want you to get her under our payroll I wasn't sure if maybe we should go together. Maybe till I was sent to confront him directly or maybe work on the cover He already knows my alter ego Well, you know, I've done it once I could probably do it again.
So now I think I could do this for you I mean obviously since we were we're frozen, you know, there's obviously some kind of compensation involved Have I been a man of my word? Have I always paid you? Well, I don't know if I would say man, but you've always paid me Uh semantics you're out of character. You're like seven years old, right?
I'm he's like 13. Okay. All right. He picks up like a little thing of like apple juice kind of like swings it around I was hoping golden arrow could assist you since his capabilities could be useful, but I mean you might want to talk to him He didn't feel me He's at the gym He seems to have a connection with the chaos committee.
I don't approve of All right back to golden arrow golden arrow. You're sitting there. You're fixing up the gym Um a guy walks in kind of a really super casual dress wearing like a t-shirt and some shorts Um, he walks in. He's like hey you wanted the new guy's hanging around Yeah, uh named's golden arrow.
What's up? You want to get a pump on? Uh, sure. Why not?
Can we talk business? Yeah, sure you want a spot? Sure. He spots you He seems all right.
He's a little bit long and shagging. He's got kind of like a a gruff beard She's like uh, my name's Fang and I heard that uh you're taking jobs and I was wondering if you guys wanted to go on a job with me Yeah, I mean, yeah, what do you got? There's uh these two people they're transporting some rings and uh, they're pretty valuable They got this information through a secret source So I know where they're going to be And I want to head them off before they get where they want to go And they're pretty powerful, but we I don't care if you kill them. I mean kill them if you want to if that's your thing I don't care.
I'm just in it to get those rings Who you roll with? Uh, I roll with the the committee usually when we do big stuff but for stuff like this, I'd be on my own and uh Because I mean this is just for me, but I'm asking you like if you want to join me on it Consider it so you get the rings. What do I get? Uh, well, you get a percentage of what I sell them for How much we talking?
They're uh one of the kind magical items. I mean anybody that gets one gets power boost, man So I mean I heard they take a while to learn to use but once you have it, it's it's pretty dope So they're they're like mystic artifacts All right Well, if I'm gonna trust you I'm gonna need you to hit this and help point towards a barbell or yeah barbell Loaded up with weights and he needs you to lift the weights to show you're in the club He's like, man. You need me to lift weights to prove him in the club. Yeah, man Not the chaos committee the beef palace club I whatever he lifts weights like it I take notice that he is strong issue He's he's he's mildly strong for his size.
He's not like super strong. I got like three plates loaded up on a bench press I'm excited. He doesn't seem as strong as you. Okay.
Good. Good. Good. I'm like, um, But you have some bros, right?
They want to come along. I gotta text them. They're back at uh, or other chill pad All right. Yeah, just uh, I'll be around here Let me know when you're willing to go, but I only know where they're gonna be for the next two days So next two days.
Yeah. All right. See you around bro. I give it a head nod as he picks up some barbells and starts doing Another set.
It's actually probably late day. Yeah, all right. He's doing likes I like how deep in thought bill is like, yeah, it's the legs that's what he's saying Well, it's barbell squat jumps. So he's got like a box that he's you know doing barbell squats and then he jumps to the box Get those fast twitch muscles going.
Um, um So after he's done with his workout, so probably another 45 minutes or so he'll text knocks and be like Uh Can I come over? Question mark is gonna text back. Yo dog. Of course you can you always know you can chill out my palace All right, so I probably get uber or something like that and make my way over there You guys use uber a lot Yeah, all right You are Yeah, you are at the um you are there you are at the place.
I have a very important question. Does dennelson answer the door? Yes, okay. He does So uh I'll give dennelson a big old pat on the back and be like that'll send how's it going?
Yeah, cool. All right. See you later. Just walk down And then he'll walk down the hallway and like take the first door on the right And then I'll pop his head in back in to the hallway and be like hey, uh, where's he at?
Knocks. Oh, he points you in directions. He's in the foyer. He's in there over that way.
Oh, okay In the meeting room. So he goes the exact opposite direction that he was going. Okay, he meets up with an allson There not allson knocks Uh golden arrow has also not showered. Yeah, um, he does have his gym bag with his uh outfit in there Is it like offensive?
Is it mildly alluring? Hold on. I'm gonna roll for a pump like how big of a pump I got I got a three. It wasn't a hard day.
So you're like medium not like like you can smell somebody sweaty But it's not like oh god that guy sweaty as fuck. Yeah, I feel I feel like Fred's questions are very personable Like I guess it's gonna be a learning if you find sweat attractive. Yeah, exactly. I don't know which way Like I lost fine sweat.
So well, it's because he's blind. So it's the smell, you know, yeah, it's like very intense for him It's like oh, he did say it was leg day. So he's sweating kind of downward in the lower region So a little bit of a fast he's got that swamp ass going Yeah So when someone enters the war room that can actually see it just easy like a bunch of really nice furniture Just pushed to one side of the room which have like tables up turned and in the middle of the uh room is just This like surface table That has like a screen on the top of it that you can like see a bunch of like files opened up on it And uh black like else anymore talking and as soon as he walks in the door knocks kind of stops and looks over it Not no like mask or anything just like this little teenage boy trying to mean mug him with pimples on his face Glad you can join us golden arrow Yeah, you're welcome. Uh just gotta get pump in um what's going on?
I was just informing black leglesses of one of my newer plans Oh cool. Um hit me with it and then uh golden arrow is gonna start doing some static stretching Really keep everything loose. It's important after workout. I don't know why that's funny.
Do you have to do that in here? Yeah, it's like it's It helps it elongates the muscles so it makes it better Like I just worked out. Did you not hear that part? This is for your guys benefit too like this isn't just for me.
It's just like thanks, paul. Yes. Yes, okay Well a little shrimp boy walking around here helping you with stuff now Uh Just push over like a file. This is love chen.
He has a hacker. I need him You guys can infiltrate or we can just go over and take her him whoever the hacker is. I don't know I just try add Your beef you stink you really stink. We have showers here.
Why did you use the beef palace here? Well, I have to examine the entire beef palace as in its current state beef palace too Get a real feel for it to see how I can improve it So You are setting up one down the hall. There's one here. There's one in the town that I bought for you.
Yeah, so okay Okay, we just got a Chinatown. No, please get to work on takes me How long uh how long is this gonna take? Is it something we can do like tonight? From what I know love chen should be at one of his places his bars in town.
I'm not sure if it's a Baro dance club all I know is it's called the chinese shuang Cool. Yeah, because uh there's a guy back at the chaos committee. It's only about these dope ass magic rings Basically like he wants us to help him with like a job. I didn't I kind of said yeah, we would um You took another job Well, yeah, you guys didn't tell me we had another job.
I gotta make money somehow. I pay you. What do I pay you for? Doing jobs and this is extra money Fine We can do this tomorrow Like that's the good part about this like how this situation is working out Because we do your stuff tonight and then we do his stuff tomorrow These are dope ass magic rings apparently they make you stronger Like when you wear them like they increase like how much you can lift and all that kind of stuff So So like I mean it helps he's gonna give us a percentage apparently a lot because they're magic rings So We don't have to take it.
You can go talk to him yourself and some we're not gonna take it you want His name's fang Did you say he was from the chaos committee? Yeah, yes I guess it would be okay a little extra cash from the side isn't Exactly hurt, but I would really like to focus on Getting this hacker from Lao Shen Can I hit the shower? Yes, you're fending everyone cool. No, take a shower Clean get dressed up into his uniform So like as you get out of the shower There's gonna be like a dnd book It's a dms guide and there's going to be it open up to the magic items section and a note on it that says Are you serious magic fucking rings and then has a little note inside of it like he doesn't believe him?
Cool. There it is notice It's not a you should have time to barbell He he gets tiled off and gets into his uniform and just walks away Jai real quick Jai So we get the rings or well, we get money. I'm good. He said there was a few rings.
I think we get money But here's my question to you is that if you don't get the rings you want other people to have these rings Well, we'll sell him here's what I'm thinking fang look like a little baby string boy We could kick his ass and just take the rings. Okay. I like what we don't have to Like I guess it takes a while to like for the strength to come through Um, so I don't know and then you'd be kind of cool. We could take the money to we could take the money and the rings Yeah, yeah, yeah, like oh we could actually have him sell them Beat up the person he sold him to and then take the rings.
Yeah, give him the double fist. Yeah Tooned fist Yeah, let's do it. Let's go Wait, that's hard. Yeah That's boring.
I wonder the ring thing Okay, both I'm already the outcast in the group. I'm leaning into it Now we said we're gonna do that thing with Knox. So you gotta all set up me. Yeah, no Knox.
Oh, oh No, you guys walk outside like Knox is in the car sitting with Donaldson like waiting There's a 2006 Chevy Malibu out there And like you can see Donaldson's very disappointed Is that his new car? Is it that's his new car? That's his new car He was one of the cheapest I could find on sale. You are a true asshole Is it at least four door?
Yes, it is four door. What is the thing where it's two door? Yes, lean to see four No, no Are you sitting in the back of the front? Goodie sitting in the back.
All right, I don't turn up adults gonna be in the front. I'll take shock Okay All right, so you guys are going to wear now Wherever Lao Chen is I've heard that he owned like some sort of bar in town Okay, or some sort of like swag joint. Are you guys in uniforms? Yes, okay All right, you guys are going to full uniform to the bar Wait, I thought we were gonna try to infiltrate them Well, Knox is gonna be in uniform until he knows otherwise.
That's what we were gonna discuss in the car So did you did you want to infiltrate them this way or did you want to face Lao Chen directly? I mean, it's up to you. I'm good either way I'm not very experienced with the triad. So, you know, if you got some street clothes, you know, I could try to try to blend in with them You know what I'm saying be one with a triad.
So you don't do my thing Don't understand we can stop stop by the beef palace and I can change clothes Do you think they would accept someone with my stature? Well, I mean kind of white dog. I mean, I don't think it would work Did you did you have a instant tan in the beef palace too or is that not a thing? I gave you money for a tanning room, didn't I?
No, I guess that's what worked then I thought that's what bodybuilders did. They they built up their body and then they tan themselves for competitions Think I'm gonna put myself out there and let everybody know I'm like y'all already putting yourself out there enough Exactly. So they know the biggest beefcake at those competitions is the biggest beefcake running around in a super hero super villain costume Does that make sense dog? All right.
Oh, he's got you there. It does All right, so you pulled to the bar I guess we're there. I guess we're just gonna do this. I mean you want to just go in do a smash and grab get your hacker boy Get out here.
Do you love smashing grams? I'll say Donaldson drive the car through the front of the night club. Let's do this Cody don't do that. Is that also do that?
100 success rates He does he doesn't know the moment but Cody you see the bar um the the name of the bar seems to have changed since Since whenever your intel was gathered. Okay What is the bar's name now? The bar's name now is the watering hole And it seems like there's a number of dudes in uh in outfits and costumes It already seems like we will be fitting in. I'm hoping management hasn't changed.
Shall we gentlemen? Sure. Yeah, let's do this Knox will sit in the car and tell he until someone opens his door Mr. Donaldson opens your door.
Thank you Donaldson Uh go ahead and go to the blocking pocket. I'll call you on the cell phone. Oh, which reminds me He's gonna hand uh both uh golden arrow and black legalesa bluetooth And he'll he'll help black legales setup his Can't see it. Why is I'm blind?
I thought the tip the tip I think I keep fine here. Okay. I never understand you. All right, so you're there at the watering hole You're standing outside of it.
That was in full decaraway So you know how bluetooth so there's like like a bouncer there or it's just people better dress up Um, there is there is a uh bouncer there and there are there are um people that do look like supervillains kind of just hanging around going inside having a drink Do we see anybody we recognize? Uh, not a fan now. It looks like a lot of these guys are like lower rent sure So you're trying to explain that this is like a supervillain bar or is it a regular bar that people are dressed up as supervillains It's a super god Well, Knox, is this the place? I'm assuming so that name has changed since i've been here last but for the most part i hope Lao Chen still owns the place I've had this a lot of these files are from back from when my father was still around Who knows when he got out of the business?
Well, you just asked one of the bouncers Is the why do I have you hired? He's a big man and he could crush me The the bouncer's actually medium sized Japanese man. Not a big guy Oh, he's still bigger than you Knox, but he's not as big as the golden arrow Like so you want me asking the phone or so Please i'll walk up to him to be like hey is a loud chin around loud He taps into your piece. He's like yeah got something here Okay, all right, okay.
He's not here at the moment. Okay. Can we get in like how much is covering? Five bucks.
How many? Five bucks? I'll turn the knocks be like hey, I need $15 to get us all in He's already holding it behind him. Here you go.
Okay. All right, you guys you all get in Uh the the guy looks a Cody a little cross-eyed because he's 14 entering a bar where he's like on a rubber Okay No rough ass and don't make a scene. It's like that's the law. He's not willing to break as a villain He's like, uh, come on, man.
I don't know if you can He's like, I'm just short They call me tiny man To be like i'll turn the knocks and say yeah, he said he wasn't here, but he asked somebody on the radio So guys probably here Does anyone tell us? Let's see if you can get backstage or something. Maybe I could Maybe we can get upstairs and talk to him directly. Oh, maybe get something of loud shins Maybe his laptop or some sort of file system.
He has here Can I do a notice to see if there's any like bouncers or security guards that are taking notes of our movements in there? Um just sponsored security guards. Anybody I guess anybody watching me in the club Role Anybody who's trying to look for people noticing you guys will notice Knocks is too short to see over the crowd negative one Now doesn't look like anyone's taken notice of you So if I don't roll anything on my dice like I rolled a 2 3 3 4 And then I have a plus 3 to notice what does that mean? Then you would just take the the plus 3 so it would be unplus 3 You rolled it you rolled it too.
So that's negative. So then a plus He also rolled a no it was a 4 3 3. Yeah, so so then a plus 2 to notice Yep, um you get you get the feeling that somebody's watching your group But you don't see them because you're right but you get the feeling that there are eyes on you Yo fella is this an eyes on us man? Be careful people be watching shit Now it's okay.
I checked the bar and see anything Gga come on down telling you this man's cape is in the way. I can't see anything Yeah, get on my shoulders I'll uh i'll pick knocks up when you do a child and put him over Just kind of stand at the bar. They're like i'll turn to the bartender. I'm sorry I'm the king of the thunder.
No, the bartender looks identical to the bouncer. He's like uh, what do you what do you guys have? Uh, I'll let you guys go first because I'm gonna throw it out I'll take a I'll take a kamikaze Okay, he fixes you up kamikaze and another one other guy walks out looks just like the other two guys He's like and you sir can I get a apple virgin martini? Yeah, okay Making it um the other guy serves the kamikaze and he points at you.
He's like what do you have? Um, so golden arrow will pull out his phone and go to the website get drunk not fat Hands look up. What is the most alcohol her serving without giving him carbs? Seems that it's ever clear Two shots of ever clear please two shots of ever clear.
Yeah Okay, all right. He gets two shots ever clear. I take two shots of ever clear. It's it's ever clear Immediately you feel um What's the proof on ever clear is it like past 150?
It's just like pure. It's like 190 or something Uh, so a bb is 95 Good god. That's 180 proof Yeah, 90. I think I think if it starts getting 109 more it starts becoming vapor It's only 5% below pure ethanol That's what makes it such a good like a good mixer You mix half of that half vodka That makes my own saliva and drink it So if you produce the saliva to fill the glass up and then drink it back in Gross On top of old narrows shoulders.
I'm gonna look around the room and try to notice to see if there's any other ways upstairs or anyone looking at us Okay, roll notice I got a three or four and two sixes. So I got a Two plus a two is four. Okay. You notice there is a way upstairs and it's guarded by uh two Bancers and you um you do notice some people watching you I found a way upstairs and I think We might have to get past them somehow.
I don't want to cause a scene Is there no there's no other way upstairs other than that? No, it doesn't look to be I would say me and black lei was go climb scaled the building, but we all know how that happened last time It looks down at golden arrow Just kind of rotating knocks around slightly so you can kind of keep seeing everything Golden arrow is going to like look at like a nap and hold it on the bar or something like that And he's gonna use his mind powers to levitate it like basically kind of put it up like maybe a foot up and then a foot back down Okay For any reason in particular or I wanted to see if powers were allowed or somebody was gonna be like hey man Don't do that in here. Okay. No, no, no, you're not causing a scene or being a dick.
So There's super else you remember you has powers. Yeah, can't believe you remember yet powers Every time we get a comment you're like, I don't know what to do. I don't have any powers Okay, so what do you what's your plan of action guys? Um So you said there were people in the way like up the stairs.
They're like guards Yeah, the the stairs is guarded by two bodyguards Who you haven't even approached a doctor yet? We don't need to talk to them. We just need to take them out. We need to kill everyone in this club It's a bit dark.
Fuck you. It's a bit dark there. Let's take knocks off his shoulders That was out of character not You could feel through the mask the the sadness Night knocks will would be you're the brains of the company Yes, you want me to use my accent see if I get it good with the triads You might seem to How do you how well do you know the inside of there? Contingent.
Do you think you could sweet talk your way past the gods or do you think we need to create a distraction? I'd prefer it if we sweet talked our way past them. Do I do? I mean, is there anything in my past that allowed me to know this type of information?
Uh Information such as what like, you know, how to be able to get past the guards in regards to like do I have some kind of Contact or some kind of pool with them At this club at this club, you're unsure You know, there are some places that you probably do but this club thinks it seems we have changed since last time Um, so you're unsure if you have any poll at the moment. The only way to really know is to go have a conversation with them. Got it. Do I do I have money on you?
Um, yeah, you got a little bit of money. I mean, you're not super wealthy, but you got pocket change What do you think of it like? I think we could try to bribe them. I mean money always works.
That's for sure No, it's kind of like takes out his like out of his back pocket opens up. You just see like bills of hundreds Is this enough to bribe them? Do I need more? Yeah, yeah, give me like five of those Sure, there you are So I start walking up towards the guards, uh, I'm gonna talk a hundred dollars into my pocket And then I use that kind of have the four hundred dollars I'm like, what's up, bros?
How's it going tonight? And I do like one of those handshakes that I have like two hundred dollars in my hand kind of like hidden And I try to class with like the first guard Okay. All right. So you you class bands you put the money in it.
He looks at his hand Um Back at gold narrow and knocks knocks someone taps you on the shoulder No, excuse me. Um, it's it's a guy. He's kind of he's kind of gruff and dirty and he's got like a shovel strapped to his back And he bends down. He's like knocks.
Uh, it's been a while, but I want to let you know that uh, you shouldn't be here Someone put a bounty on you man. Fuck. Um, who and he will answer that next time Oh, oh All right, that was another episode of filling underground. I am Alex cater and you find the at happy puke Golden arrow and find the at candidate underscore I'm kody and i'm at co-d3.
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