Hello everyone, welcome to another episode of the villain underground the 100% serious fake base podcast based around serious Nerdy wells in the city of levis harbor. I am happy puke. I am the game Mustardo with me today. We have four super serious people no jokes allowed alley.
Why so serious Cody? No God Phil borderline and Mike you all are very beautiful people and I'm sure your parents are very crap Well, who would like to let us know what happened on the last oh now that is a chance episode of another ground Looks like the nose is have it Michael be jock-jock Know what's going the fuck on so we were hanging out like we do eating our eating our friend she toe and we were Yeah, we got done eating that and they were like man. I could really go for something to eat so We went to this church picnic and then Knox is like this is my church now The church of hard knocks which like I get the pun hard knocks But it's also implying that Knox is hard which in church Which I think is weird and then I went to the to a coffee shop and I killed a man to get his ring That I don't know how to use but I'm wearing it because it makes me look fabulous The cops came to we left right and at the very end of the episode I and Knox were cut off by a policeman who has an ice gun and him's name is Rossi cop He's a hero and he works with the police he is a policeman with a frost so he's not a vigilante No, he's a policeman. Have they done that yet?
Has that like been like a DC or marble thing where like it's an actual cop that has superpowers? He's not he's like doing everything by the book but he happens to have powers There's probably some always vigilantes right most of them are vigilantes, but there has to be a few Trying to think shit, you know what? I can't really think of any off the top of my head. I'm probably missing some there has to be somebody at least Yeah, yeah, oh finally I'm so sorry It's not a roast All right, so so lady deathstroke and dr.
Doom were caught off by Frosty cop while reverse flash and plastic man went off Back to the mansion dr. Dums Daily deathstroke is fine. Yeah, like baby dr. Do wouldn't he be mr.
Incredible though? Well plastic man, mr. Incredible I can't think of a bad stretchy guy. Honestly.
Well re-ritchers in the ultimate universe was evil. Oh, that's true The maker I will start with did I a knock you are caught off by frosty cop and he stayed in front of your car There's a big ice wall behind him. So like traffic is completely blocked. I'm a student Roll are you just gonna lean out of the car and shoot him or no?
Yeah, you get out of gun. I really go roll down the window Fine All right, you wing him but barely knocks what do you do? There's gonna be like an extra mask in my car, right? Like just a just a cover.
Yeah, I'm that's fine I'm immediately put one of those on and I'm gonna start like put it reverse and try to get out of this locked area and drive away So roll a drive three okay, so you start driving away he he uses cold gun and shoots a blast at the car That hits the wheel well and all the wheels just they all explode and your car drops to his axles and starts getting along the road I'm gonna lean out the fucking window. This is a monster. Roddy fucker Jesus people don't have any respect for products these days dead eyes your turn I'm gonna get out of the car because he's useless now anyway, and I'm just gonna like walk towards him shooting at him You hit him a little bit better that time. Why won't you leave us alone?
Knox is your turn I'm gonna scream back at her as I'm army crawling out of the vehicle in a way It's because we blow up a fucking family remember listen. I was just playing a game They're the ones that got in the way a game of death. Yeah anyway, bye I'm gonna army crawl stealth away. You're still thing while yelling Yep, yep, and I'm gonna slow clap at him.
Just yes This is this is the perfect way to stealth good job. Not mm-hmm. I don't have my suit on shut up look everybody Knox is running away from a fight. Holy Moses who'd have thought Frosty cop he flicks a switch on his gun He's like it'd be a cold day in hell when I let villains like you run around in my town He extends a bubble of cold around you make a wheel roll.
Oh, this is it. This is just citizen cold never mind. They've done this Cold roll well because it's very cool. Yeah You will have to make a will roll to do anything on your turn because it's like it's freezing for it Like it's physically hurts to be in there and it is your turn.
I'm going to try and get out of the cold bubble That is a plus two for the will okay, so you're able to do an action That is a plus two for athletics All right, so you are able to jump out of the bubble, but that took your turn knocks is your turn After she's clapping and she's looking at his little ice ring whatever he's gonna get back up and start like it's all I can't I got it. Oh, fuck and he's gonna get his other phone and he's gonna call a It's gonna call Foxy and ask for a drop of it one of his suits Okay, okay, the new suit that I talked about but I never actually wrote down because no one's actually came up to be like Hey, this is done. It's the shooting the gun shoot wait wait a minute You're calling for a drop of the suit and not a pick up knocks You want me to fight you don't want me to run away I got this and not just gonna turn to frosty my guy goes. What are you doing here?
Get out of here? You evil we are trying to drive and you're doing things here with the frost powers. That's not nice Get it Frosty cop is going to shoot his ice gun at that I Know damn it you got a five I got an eight for defense. Yes All right You're able to defend going into RPM and Silicon artists You are we're another road and your friends are behind fighting frosty.
What do you do? Has that whole fight already taken place that portion of it? Okay, I mean what do you think? I'm fine, right?
I kind of want to check on the dude. I slingshotted across the way What do I roll for human being alive? Plus to that roll roll shoot and get above a three. Hey Alex what does it make it a two?
Are you gonna use your fake points to reroll or get bonus us? Yeah, actually I'm gonna reroll and spend another Fake points reroll. Can I do that? Is that allowed?
Yeah, go for it use them all. I never use them. So I was Well, use them on this one. Oh, yeah That's a three.
Wait, do I have to get a problem? Yeah, well, you have to match or get above. Okay, perfect. Let's do it.
I got it. Is he okay? No, he's already we're broken. Yeah, he's alive.
He's not okay. He's alive I I go inside the house and I ask one of the I go to Barbara be like Barbara I need you to take care of this. He's now my personal assistant. He's out on the front wall.
He's dying Thank you for that by the way. He's dying because of you, but please fix him. All right Okay, do it she tries you doesn't have any medical training. What should I give a shot?
Barbara get somebody that does have medical training. I don't want your goddamn stupid hands all over him She just acknowledges it and goes out the laundry search I came in the house Generally, please. All right. Okay, so that takes a little while.
I mean down to him. Look Trevor. You're gonna be okay Is his name actually Trevor? He's not responding, but no, that's not his name.
I Wait, I wait I wait the side of the side of the face the tears we cry are of the same ocean brother sleep now You want to go help those guys now, I guess yeah, I mean if you want I don't want to if that's if the question is Do you want to now? I mean it's fine. They seem like they got a handle, but Alright a couple more turns because that takes a while dead I'm going to shoot him Do I have to roll will again? No, you're outside of the cold bubble roll notice though That is a plus two you notice when you bring your gop that the cold that you were in Damage the structure of your gun and if you fired it might open your face There's a chance can I get a different gun all of them that were on you was in the same cold this sign of a bitch He cold I'm gonna risk it.
That's a plus five. All right, you roll a plus five to hit him yes he Defends with a four you nigga him roll a one dice and if you get a minus it blows up your gun blows up Can I reroll I'm gonna reroll you have to spend a fake point. Yes, that's fine. Okay.
I got a plus All right the heat from the gun defause it right No, it just it just doesn't brittle and break that that that knocks it your turn your suit gets dropped off you It really is a probably take a long time put the suit on it like how does it get dropped off? It is a drone with a box. No, I'm gonna yell over at Get over at dead eye slide. What are the guns over to me?
What the hell would I do that you can't shoot just do it They're kind of broken a little yeah, I know It's like you know cuz they were covered in frost One over all these motherfuckers have it like breaking the meta in the one time I do it I'm gonna get in I'm gonna start getting in my suit as they slide a as she slides a gun across and then I'm gonna go back into the car and Turn on the key Just get back in the car and turn the heat on no like reaching the car turn the heat back on and I put the gun for the Keeter It works it we find All right, so did I frosty cop fires his gun at the ground and all the ground gets covered in ice Make a athletics roll He got a plus six I got a plus four all right So you like the ice are spreading along the ground when it hits your feet it climbs up your body up all the way up to your neck So you are in case in like an ice cube son of a bitch You will have to beat a physique roll of five to break out of the ice on your feet Yeah Alright, it's your turn. Oh shit. Alright. Well, I'm gonna try and break out of it Can I move my finger like you all of your body below your neck is in case an ice cube so like to do anything You're gonna have to physique out of it Well, that's not a five if I only have a one in physique That was you have a one by the way, you can reroll That is a three Alright, it's an accident.
Whatever the hell you're doing do it fast. No idea. Um, I've got the new suit, right? Yeah Let's shoot frost cop.
All right roll for shoot. I'm gonna use my robotic laser arm to shoot him That's a wash show to you. Nope. He'd be ends You fire at him in like he springs up an ice wall in the bullet.
Hey, hey, not you shoot a laser at this ice thing That's in casing me gee. It's not moving. No, you can chill for a second. It's fine.
I'll kill you when I get out of this Frosty cop says I already put your little friend on the rocks. Do I need to do it to you too little boy? Excuse me a little man. I think things will get a little bit different when you start slipping on your own puns You need to chill out you see guys gonna you he got a four Athletics you if you're gonna defend with athletics ice at the ground is now ice anything athletics based where you're on the ground is that negative two?
So that is negative two then All right, so you take six because you slipped into his ice blast and fell on your back What should I take for my four consequence Whatever you want to you crack your noggin. I don't know he's designed to fight everybody Alright, so you take you take that rpm you and silicon artists are approaching you notice that the area that they're fighting is completely covered in ice There's a couple of big ice walls and that ice in ice cube. How do you approach the situation? Face through the goddamn ice cube You're so salty about it.
It's a big fuck up. It's a massive fuck up and I have no one to blame it myself How fast are we approach it? Can I get a salty cop? Can I be another cop he's there he's just mad that he doesn't have a cold gun he's just partnering just in the car's like really really Oh, I guess we're fighting again.
I see here. I am with my regular gun. Just shooting at the ground like it does nothing Uh yeah, you could get to frosty cop you will go across the ice though and you know from fast that friction is important. Yeah, but How is he dealing with the ice is he like spiky shoes?
He has special ice powers like he can navigate Perfect. It's not just a cold gun. It's a cold gun that gives him special ice powers because he's been exposed to it for so long Um I look at rpm. I'm like, hey, let me carry this burden real quick and I leave off of him and I become a ramp directly aimed at frosty cop Oh, yes.
I come to a complete sub. I'm like, yeah, give him Something something supposed to happen now. You're supposed to ramp off me. That's oh, it's a good idea Oh All right, so do your you're gonna roll for like the attack on him.
Yeah, all right go for it. Oh, I got it too You got it too. Let's see what he got for fight baby. Give me that fight money.
Oh, he got a one you nicked him for one nice Got you got you all right. We're gonna go back up to the top to dead eye Get out of the stupid ice Nope That's a plus one. All right. You're still in the ice knocks.
It is your turn. I'll shoot the ice around dead eye Um, I got a plus two Okay, uh you start shooting the ice you will get a plus uh one plus two to your physique next time It is frosty cop's turn you hit him rpm. He not like that. He's gonna like oh you got back up.
Well, I can't think of nice one I told you you slept in your fell you slept in your fell. He's like oh, it's you rpm ice to meet you and then he Scratch me too He's gonna fall backwards into the into the ice that's covering the ground and he's gonna like meld into it like he disappears Oh, he can face his turn. Yeah, he can face the right. That is a low fucking blow my dude.
The silicon artist is your turn Can I see him in the ice? No, he seems to have just completely melded with it. Mm I lay out my body and cover a good portion of it. Okay of the ice.
You're gonna like try to cover the ice Yeah, like a good portion of it. Okay rpm is your turn. Uh, so Wait, you lay out over there. Are you still a ramp?
Not anymore. You ramped into it and then I joined you guys and then I covered a bunch of the ice so you should have like Moveable like non slippery trade. I'm gonna give you some skid marks girl So it's so this guy is he went he became ice I'm confused as what frosty cop did he like fell backwards. Um, like he was like doing a trust ball But when he hit the ice he like melded into it.
Well, he took the nasty plunge. Yes kind of a punch. Yeah, that's a reference Yeah, okay. So I mean he's gone or is it it looks like he's got any reason to believe that he's still here Uh, you don't have any reason to believe it.
No Well, that was fun. I guess we should get out of here, huh? Dumbled on boys and girl. Uh, I'm kind of still in ice.
Can we maybe get me out of that or? Well, if I could phase then yeah, but it seems like our hands are dying. You your wheels create friction just like pop a lee Lee on me continuously. Oh, yeah, yeah, I Like I've seen I've seen people do this with tornadoes.
I'll run around it really fast. Yeah, that works too. Okay. Can I do it?
Uh, does it do anything? Are you trying to run around the ice? Yeah, yeah, but you have a negative two to athletics because there's also ice all over the ground You're trying to give him friction. Yeah.
Yeah, okay. So you want to have the negative two if you're driving on telecon artists Okay, so what do you mean what do you need for me then? I don't know you're trying to run around it. We'll have a lot of I guess I don't know what you're trying to do.
He's trying to melt me. Yeah, yeah, I don't I honestly I I don't know. I was kind of hoping that I could just say something vague and then you'd be like it works Uh, but it's a three. I got a three.
Okay, so you're running around it. I guess I guess it's helping I guess it's a plus one to physique. I don't know how would you like to explain how it works Yeah, well because I run around real fast and it just kind of a tight little block shape circle And then I uh, you know, I guess I'm I guess See if I'm generating heat from friction then it's off of Silicon artists body and I don't know like I feel like I'm robbing Peter to pay Paul right now He's hurting still kind of artists Yeah, okay, so we get we just get you know as much friction as we can. Hopefully that I start melting All right, you have to do this for two hours.
All right, did I you can't you have a plus three to your physique? If you want to try to break out again, all right, come on dice. Don't fall now. You did not fail me.
That is Let's see. That's a two. That is a five Oh, so you you were able to break out of the ice. Yeah, that is your turn.
Max is your turn Knox is gonna start screaming at the ground. What's the matter? You gotta run away motherfucker You're gonna fight us and then you're just gonna run away brewing my mazarati You have your person over there stuck in your other vehicle the salty person. Come on.
Come on fight us. I'm a provoking All right, roll provoke. I got a one. I'm fronseca turn.
Uh, the big ice ramp that kind of is coming down from the building a large Sized, I don't know how large you'd say like probably like eight or nine times size of a person Ice fist comes like jetting out of it and comes down and tries to smash rpm rpm dodge ice fist There's Again, or what? Yeah, two. He got a four. He does two damage to you with a Ice gallon punch That hurt me.
So come on. It is your turn. Um, let's see what I want to do. So he's just a he's just a fist There's no there's a big fist coming out of the ice ramp.
Yeah, it looks like yeah, there's no man where I see Um, hmm What do I want to do? Uh, I'm gonna try to break more ice. Yeah, I'm just gonna try to break ice Are you gonna start shatter some ice? Yeah, so can I just bunch?
Cool. Yeah, plus five. All right, it's a ice punching. Okay, I Turn So did uh Did uh, did I make it out?
Are they ice? Yes, and the other guy came out the frosty frosty Not the cop. No, there's just a big ice fist that came out of the ice wall and punch you you don't see where frosty cop himself is Okay, so I could try and uh, I could try and remove I'd have like a minus two to athletics or to have minus three To do what? So if I if we remove silicon artist from the equation and I tried to generate friction and melt the ice Yeah, you'd be able to do it.
Yeah, let's do it. I got away My man home I got an idea and I do it. Uh, let's see I get three Three. All right.
Hey, you're melting some ice. Did I have your turn? Did I get this really like psycho creepy smile on her face and she goes hey ice boy It's time to make fire and she dramatically drops the magazine out of the gun that she's holding and pops in one full of incendiary Okay, well magazine is it What like it's like a plasma? It's better health better health than garden Uh, that is I roll bad.
That's a plus four six ways to melt ice this winter. Oh, why did I go get fucking salt? I'm an idiot. Are you just you're just shooting random ice.
Yeah, I'm just shooting at the ice. Nox. What do you do? Nox is going to use the boosters on his new suit and fly up and grab the car and use the boosters to like Pull the car up in the air or no not even do that Just put start c4 to the hood of it and fly it and skid it across the ice towards the fist And then just fly upwards as he just launches it and then explodes it when it gets to the fist Uh, that's a negative two He the ice this fish gets stronger It is now half car So all around you guys all of the fire hydrants, uh, they all kind of explode Water starts spraying in the air and it's raining all over the area and that was his turn now There's like gushors of like guys just water all around you guys.
They're spraying into the air covering everything everything all wet So what is your turn? Uh, so kind of shit. So there's so there's nothing there It's just guys are some water or is he out? No, he's not out.
Just guys is a water Uh, I become an umbrella and protect all my friends All right, roll craft craft. That's never how my powers work. Oh, how was your how were your powers work worked? Dix dirty.
Okay, then roll dexterity because I got a plus five Right. Uh, the way I would do a certain character would be with craft but oh no, I got a plus one to that Do you have any points left? No. I got one.
Yeah, I'll use it. All right plus four All right, so you make an umbrella and you're covering the area for your friends You're getting you're getting drenchy, but everybody else seems to be safe from a level of water rpm What do you do? rpm wants to uh find a like a like a Maybe like an ace hardware or like a like a minard's or a loa's or a home depot or like a farming fleet Or like something like that He wants to get some uh some salt so he gets spread on this pavement because it is just not safe So you're you're running away to go to a home depot get salt. Yeah, okay.
All right use them to away Uh, dad. I it's your turn. Oh lord. Um, I'm gonna shoot some more but the sign at this that is A plus seven.
Okay, you shoot the fist knocks. It's your turn knocks is gonna do the same thing I got a plus two. All right, you pour more bullets into the fist. All right, uh frosty cop He he steps out of the ice wall and he cranks a knob on his gun and the little ice ball around him expands really huge And gets really powerful and Yes, he flash freezes all of the water.
He got a nine fill a roll of physique versus nine Secrets Okay, that'll be fine. I'm at points too Uh, so that's not good. It's a it's a three silicon artist you have become frozen solid as a umbrella cool So what happens is silicon artist as umbrella is over everybody and water just pouring down Everything flash freezes and a silicon artist becomes hardened as an umbrella and there's like sheets of ice all around you guys Kind of like you're in a gazebo of ice now. Um because all the water has flash frozen Silicon artist is your turn you are in a men's pain.
You have taken six damage and your six consequence is frozen solid. Okay Oh, I guess I could have used next day. No, that doesn't make sense. Anyway, um Can I break the ice Are you gonna try to shed the ice around you?
Yeah You're gonna try to use your power I suppose here's what i'm gonna do. So so the like the outside of me is frozen. I'm gonna try to shrink in so i'm like lower like i'm Tightening up the umbrella. Okay.
All right roll your dexterity. I mean we're Plus five plus five plus five all right, you start you start to try to shrink but you feel like Like pain as you're trying to do so are you gonna try to push through the pain? Yeah All right, so you're trying to shrink down since you're frozen solid you you break into a bunch of pieces and kind of rain down on your friends Okay, I don't think we're gonna talk about how I can reassemble myself can I? That's how comic books work.
We'll figure it out later I lay on the ground and say this really hurts You did get yourself smaller, but now you're like a shattered umbrella like a bunch of shattered rock candy It's so you say this hurt this really hurts out of your mouth is like laying next to your foot Yeah Uh-huh. I mean you made it to a hardware. There's plenty of uh salt. Okay.
Um, I I pick up What I think will be decent amount and I get in line All right, the guy in front of you is an old guy and he's like, uh, he's buying some two whiteboards and a hammer and he keeps wiping his car and he's like, oh, no, no, why it doesn't work He worked at the oldies. I say well, uh, can't you write him a check? Oh, oh, yeah, and then he's like he's patting his pockets. He's like, oh, yeah, I gotta check and he's like, oh this one's out of date and he's like, oh, yeah, we can't take We can't take out of date checks like maybe I got another book here and he like he's like patting his pockets We'll do his checks have on him a farm tractor.
Oh, okay. What's he what's he buying? I mean how much is it? It's like uh, I don't know 20 bucks.
Yeah, you know what sir. You know what this one's on me. I insist He's like, oh god bless you son. God bless you and the guy she's like, all right I mean she she takes her money and gives him his two-way force and hammer and uh gives you your salt and she's always like So I was gonna see a good Samaritan treating the elderly well Well, that's nice of you to say you have a good day.
God bless. Oh, would you would you like a free mint? Oh, okay, what are we talking peppermint? Uh, yeah, it's government and also we have a little box I know that you just paid for the old man's order But if you have any spare change for Arnold's kids, it's a charity that we we help with if you have any spare change to sport I think I got somewhere and you start searching his pockets All right, you find you find a small handful of change Here is for you.
She's like, thank you have a blessed day Well Ryan praying and you too and as he's about to leave, you know what? I've been meaning to see you guys have a credit card here. I haven't meaning to sign up for one Oh, yeah, sure absolutely here. She like she pulled out a clipboard with a paperwork on it and I began filling out the application cool.
Did I it's your turn you are encased in a cage of ice Did I is he visible like is ice cap visible or frost cap visible? Not at the moment. He was for a second and then like all of the pouring water in front of you rose over so now it feels like you're in like a Cage of ice. Yeah You do okay, here's what I'll say you do kind of see him But it's reflected through a thick layer of ice So it seems like there's three or four of them like kind of uh the end of that Bruce Lee movie Where's he know what I mean?
So it's like like he seems to be walking alongside but there's like three or four because of the reflections and distortion of light With blind fire work for that. So I have I have a stunt where shoot is not reduced by darkness blindness. Yes. What?
Yes, absolutely Okay, so I'm going to do that. Can I use another stunt on top? Okay, so I'm gonna use blind fire and also cover fire and I'm just gonna be like knots take care of this asshole I'm gonna keep him down. So that is a plus six.
So you're you're pinning him down with a machine on fire through the ice Not your short turn. Well, that's what we'll try to is he actually visible or only to her Only to deny but that I seems to be keeping him pinned down with machine on fire. Okay. Well, what am I shooting at then?
I can't see him just shoot the ground not the ground Three Your turn basically cancel this turn correct. Yes cover fire. Okay, so it's your turn You're still a pile of broken pieces. I know but I would like to use one of my stunts Which is called whirling derfish and since I am a thousand pieces.
I am a thousand whirling dervishes I spin so quickly. I am a fidget spinner and lift myself up the ground and sure can myself Making the best of the best situation. Excuse me plus to fight. So that's a plus seven to fight Alright, so you're trying to bust through the ice.
Yeah, all right. You you bust a hole through the ice RPM you feel all the paperwork. Do you feel like a normal speed or fast speed? Normal speed.
I don't want to burn the paper. Okay. Am I approved? Yeah, she's like that's an approval.
We do need to wait She has to type into the computer before approval. Okay, so she starts typing into the computer She's like she's slowly typing in the computer and she's like it'll just take a couple seconds You know, you know, I understand how's your day going? It's going well. It's going well.
I got an early Um, everything's been pretty good for me lately. Oh nice. You see I got an early does that mean you get off late early? I mean also Yeah, yeah, I kind of traded a shift with a friend and I came I came in she was she was leaving and she decided she's She had an emergency.
So I came in and covered for her and she's gonna come in and do the rest of her shift at the end of mine Our boss is pretty lenient with shift switching. So we were able to do that. Yeah. Well, I tell you what when you go home watch the Watch the area by the church.
There was something fight going on over there. Oh, that sounds no good Is it some supervillain nonsense? Yeah, super villain super cop. You know, it's a big it's a big old thing Oh, is it frosty cop?
I love frosty cop. He came in here once he had a promotion It was for a slushy machine or something. Um, he's like the nicest dude frosty cop's a piece of shit. I take my salt now You're gonna say he went from frosty cop to frosty detective I hear he's up for promotion Yeah, he's still just frosty beak up.
All right. I mean you make it back you see that they busted through the ice But just barely and frosty cop doesn't look to be in too bad a condition, but every all you guys are not doing super hot Is he still icy? Uh, no, he's he's standing there. He's sitting there outside of the umbrella of ice.
Okay Um, I mean if my turn over just getting back and getting approved for a credit card Yes, yeah, because he spent so much time getting approved. So yeah, the end of your turn is you get back with two bags of salt or how many You can carry got it. That is your turn. I'm gonna continue using cover fire.
All right, that is a plus six again All right. Yeah, you're able to keep them under cover fire. Uh, knocks it's your turn I'm gonna lower myself down since I was flying and then just go on over the little gazebo Whatever that's made of ice and just gonna increase like a rocket's on the the Kind of the shoes of the feet of it. Mm-hmm.
Try to burn off the top of the uh, the gazebo of ice Uh, well, there's already a hole in the side of ice. It's I'm just gonna say you're melting it. That's fine There's no big deal. It's not gonna change much because you're already holding it's still kind of artists You you helped bust through the ice and you're still kind of in a bunch of little pieces Can I try to put myself back together?
You're a little too cold like you know how if you freeze playdough and the two pieces and they're too like cold You can't mush them together. Um, you're a little too cold to be mushed together yet. You need to heat up. Okay, uh, well I think my spinning will continue to help with that.
So I'm gonna try to uh, blade them again. Sure can All right, you're gonna attack frosty cop. Yeah, baby. All right.
Go for it. Uh, that is so nice. Nice total You hit frosty cop. RPM is your turn.
Okay. Um, so he's got ice powers, but he's the icy right now No, he's just he just looks like a cop right now. Okay. I'll probably still suck to get a bunch of salt run I mean, I went all that way to get it so if you're shame I can use it I'm gonna just dump a bucket of salt on him I only bucket I brought more than one.
Uh, all right. So you dump a bunch of salt off. Is it doing anything to him? Uh roll shoot Yeah, roll salt roll shoot.
Okay. I got a zero. Do you want to roll again? Oh, do you don't have any more?
No, I use them all the killer guy in a coffee shop. Okay, so you dump a bunch of salt on him, but it doesn't create an advantage Okay, but there is salt now. So I mean you can use that creatively, but it doesn't give any pluses. Okay, uh, daddy.
It's your turn I'm gonna use cover fire still. Oh, that's it. That's a plus seven. All right, you still got a cover fire Uh, not since your turn the dome is pretty much melting now.
There's there salt everywhere and you melt it with your boots I go for it. I have a plus one. You shoot at frosty cop. He's able to defend He his turn is still being negated by that.
I but on his turn you guys hear the sound of a large truck approaching from the north It seems like he might be having backup show up And silicon artists your turn like is it really far away? It's about a turn away. So on next his turn. They'll show up Shit, okay, uh still gonna try to Sure, it can hit because the only move I got getting sorry plus six.
Okay. All right, you're sure Nick can be here RPM is your turn you hear the backup coming as well And what does the backup sound like again? There sounds like it sounds like a huge diesel truck. It's like tearing down the road And it seems like you can't just try to fight how to salty cop here be reacting to this Salticop or frosty cop because I don't know if salty cop is gonna Salticop.
Salticop looks like Salticop looks to be excited that the backup is coming Is anybody frozen right now? Can we leave this time or? I'm sort of in a thousand pieces. Yeah, but you can are you frozen?
Ish you should Can I just pour salt on him then can I pour salt on uh? You could also just scoop him up in your arms Can I just put it out just put all his pieces into my empty salt bucket that works And there let's go. So that's what you're doing either turn your scooping up silicon artists and go in Yep. All right.
Can we like hop on the can I hop on the knocking fly? Can I hop on the back of the wheelchair Do you have like spokes on your tires? Oh, you do have side cars, don't you? Yeah, I got two side cars.
Oh shit I'm hopping in that shit. Uh-huh. No, so you're getting the other side car. Yeah, I'll get a side car All right, uh roll dexterity to drive out of there.
Okay dexterity? Uh, yeah, that's what you use to or athletic. Sorry. I'm okay.
I was gonna say seven All right, so you were driving out of there as you're driving out of there. I also got taken a few pop shots at you And you see coming out of the road. It's not able to catch up with you guys are fast But it's like this big like this huge black truck like it's got like it's got one of those things like you know how the back wheels They have like those dudes that have two sets of wheels in the back It's like those but they're like fucking massive It's got a huge smoke stacks and on top of the car is a ladybug and flying squirrel like hanging onto like the tumblebars And they're they're riding down the road into the into the action area, but you guys are running away So you guys do not engage those folks. So you guys are right away.
We're gonna run away too Back to the house. I need some hot chocolate. It's cold I'm also pretty cold and somebody like put me back together Like I'm just like are you like it? Are you a giant jigsaw puzzle?
No, I just need to be a warmer. I'm too cold Put him put him in the oven. I've got some napalm back at the house back at the mansion I can just light one of the bushes on fire. I don't I don't care how Which is the point that you're going with you putting him in the oven?
Yeah, yes, I think so Okay, all right, so you put him in the oven at about 350 for 25 to 30 minutes One of the shrinky dinks I'm pretty sure that's too much time I would just give him pizza instructions. No, it's like when you get pizza from takeout and you put your oven on like 175 just to keep it warm Yeah, yeah He's a creep crawler. I uh put my back self back together and go check check on Trevor All right, he's uh, he's in medical bay. They got a strap up to one of your shit.
He's not conscious yet But he's still alive. Can I wake him up? Not really. He's like KO'd right.
I asked the doctor Would I need to give him to wake him up? I don't know. I think we we should probably wait for his wounds to heal I stay by his side. I sleep in the chair next to him.
Oh, god real weird Which one of my henchmen's is a doctor? None of them, but one of them is pretending because silicon artist is a little thick Actually, one of your one of your minions comes up to you. Nox and name is uh, Debbie I guess Debbie walked up to you. It's like sir.
Can I talk to you privately, please? Sure. It's heavy anytime. Um, so RPM Great addition to the team.
He seems to be fine except he insults our cooking all the time and he's a lot Silicon artist has kind of gone off the deep end and no one likes interacting with him And he's being like really aggressive to people for no reason how many people are around just you and just you and Debbie and all the microphones Either our microphones, but she doesn't know that I put my head in her face and I shoot my leaves a gun and blow her head off All right, you have one less minion Okay, so I'm just comes over the intercom that's just in that area The intercoms are everywhere, but he comes over the intercom is like, thank you Nox And I shut it off wait does that come over all the intercoms? Just just the thank you. Just the intercom in the room that Nox is doing. I know where the cameras are I don't know all of this all of this happened in a whirlwind the cameras in the microphone I have no idea if this is supposed to be so that's all up to you.
Do the knocks know where the cameras are I'm gonna walk into uh silicon artists. Where were he's at? He's in the med bay. He's in the med bay.
He's my child. I'm gonna walk into the medical bay next to your sweet Baby brother child, uh Trevor. So what are we doing with him Trevor? Yes him right here.
He's gonna point I mean we can do whatever we want. Okay. Cool. I blow his head off No, no, no, and I keep trying to like put the pieces back together You killed him Damn straight I did.
Why? Because I wanted to go to a fucking church to get some free food and you had to blow up a family So I killed yours I put Trevor's face on That's right. You could be Trevor now like over your face. Yeah, I do.
I am Trevor and I walk out of the river Okay All right, I put all of my minions on to rip out these motherfucking fucking microphones out of the entire building they try rpM Yeah, you get a text. It was a say did you did you get the thing wait the text? Yeah? I gotta read it No the text the text asking you if you got the ring.
Yeah, yeah, I got it. I told you I got it remember I said Can I wear it? Yeah, yeah, that's fine There's there's one more I need you to get and then I need you to take the one that that I has and then we need you to bring them To opal points wait, how does he know I have it? I don't Oh the shit we do Yeah, so rpm you get the you get the the text that's like there's one more you need to collect and then take the one from that I am bring them to opal point.
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