Villain Underground #43

Hello everybody and welcome to another episode of Villan under ground. I am the game of mustard happy puke and I am here with my friends They're my bros. They're my babies. We've got Al-Liram-dong what we got coach your mongi-o.

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Yeah, okay. That was good. No, no, no, no need to do that Everyone clap on three one two three Okay, yeah, so we are real play based podcast based on SHU universe this is episode 43 Well, some of that can tell us what happened the last time on the villains underground people touch a nose except for my Try to slide it. I tried to make see what was happening was actually about to pick my nose It was a really easy transition Just like the outside not the inside what what happened left the dictionary defines the word happened as So we fought some dudes.

I remember we were on our way back to the crib RPM had gone to kill a dude which he did More than he needed to and he got a ring and then we were going we were fighting a fight nice cop and ice cop You made the ground I see and RPM to save the day of the fight had taken three times as long You guys did stuff to This real quick because we terrorized a church while RPM went to kill a dude, but then the cops came after us Because you're so you're just a hate crime ours was more a large scale. I feel like the cops aren't just gonna hear about one murder They're gonna be here about like a crime like a bombing at a church. I also distinctly remember silicon artist slingshotting some I think one of the church like Preachers not necessarily preachers, but like employees back to the Back to the mansion. He was gonna die, but I nursed him back to health And he was my best friend and then knocks came in and killed him And then I think it took his skull or his face and started wearing it Yeah, something like that.

Yeah, oh, yeah, and then knocks murdered two people We went a little off the rails left it left episode. That's what happened Yeah, knocks shot one of the minions and then shot the the guy that Self-conscious trying to understand. Okay. Yeah, Debbie said no.

Yeah, what? W is dead. Yeah, not shot. Debbie in the head Wait, was that your actual name?

He was HR. Wasn't he? I think no you're a HR Yeah, I think so. I thought that was Tracy.

Oh, it might have been Linda It was one of the HR names her new name is Pete Moss because she's in the garden. Oh shit You're gonna remember I said that what does that mean a note I didn't know that I made a goof on someone be it. All right. All right So you guys are in the house a day or two passes.

I'm just gonna say that because that's my powers There is a ring on the doorbell Ding dong Stephen will answer. There's there's a delivery man. He's like hello is the owner of the home here Yeah, I'm the owner. How can I help you?

You're you don't look like the guy I'm looking for he holds up a picture of Knox without the mask He's like I'm looking for this kid. Oh give me one second I close the door and I transform into a picture of Knox Without the helmet and then I answer the door. Oh, okay. Um, this is a package.

Would you be willing to sign for the package? Yeah? He's over a clipboard in a pen I signed for it. All right, and he's like here you go sir.

Here's your package Thanks. Oh, I'll see you later. Bye, and then he gets back into his liver truck drive away. Perfect I open the box inside of the box is statue.

It looks like kind of a snake beast with three heads It looks like a really old antiquity. Hey, I'll hide your it's not quite a hydra. It looks a bit different than Hydra Attach it. I pick it up.

Sorry. It looks it feels of high quality. How hefty it's it's pretty damn hefty Knox Knox Knox comes on stairs. What what you got a package is this thingy and I hand it to him What what is this?

I'm not taking him. Where did you get that? That's that's disgusting. Oh is delivered Um, I look at the return address on the box Who's it from there is an alternate address?

Oh, it's mysterious. No, we got a mystery. I don't know who sent this Well, then why did you why did you take it? Who?

Who did it come from? Yes, indeed Cindy DHL Yes, he is UPS upside down nothing comes from UPS People you know that people take stuff to UPS UPS take stuff takes that stuff to other people Right, but maybe we can go back trace it maybe a tracking number. No, there's no return address either I mean it's a moose at this point. So it's a we're dealing with a street level per year sounds like Can you go stop the man who delivered this to us?

Can I go stop the man? Yeah, he's he's a bit down the road at this point, but he's just a truck I I I stopped the truck somehow fill it in it frees out at home The truck comes to a screeching hole and the man inside the truck is like oh, sir You might want to go to the road. I have things. I've got a busy day of delivering stuff Deliverance of who you work for you and you and you and you're hiring no, I'm a task rabbit.

Oh Yeah, and I have this I have a big truck and I'm pretty reliable I have pretty good ratings so a lot of people hire me to deliver packages I'll give you a good rating if you tell me who hired you to deliver that last package which one The last one delivered. Yeah, the one over there you go. It's a totally different house. No, not that one I point to the house.

Can you see the house from here? Oh that one? Let me look through my files real quick and he flips through his files. He's like Just said it was a one of my one of my things.

I work pretty anonymously. It says the collector That's all it says here. Oh, so this is marble crossover. Thanks Hey guys, and says the guy says he delivered for the collector didn't give me more information didn't feel like killing.

Oh the collector That's not great downstairs and see two noxas just like talking to each other and just be like What is what is this? What is happening right now? What is that statue? No, did I he's the real one shoot him Why would I shoot the real knocks?

How about I just shoot both of you again head blanks the whole time Okay, so uh, yeah, you're all standing around the statue is there. Uh, anybody doing anything else? Is the statue doing anything? No, it's just a statue I don't like the statue if we came from the collector.

We just stole from him. Wait that statue came from the collector Yes, thanks for showing up. I guess yeah That needs to not be anywhere near us But why would he send something in the first place to us? I don't know is it a bomb?

It might be Well, then why are we standing here? Did I just gonna pick up the statue and like throw it outside? All right, you throw it outside rpm you get a text. Uh-huh.

Uh, the text gives you a longitude and latitude Okay, uh google map it. Okay. Uh, it is in a town called emerald city and along with the long student latitude It says he is here I think I Uh the the guy we need you to get the other ring from we told you this They do they do send you the the text says yeah, it's kind of cute and then they send a pic and it's uh, it's a guy He's in a superhero outfit. You do recognize him.

He's in one of the bigger super teams. His name is fault. Uh-huh. Oh, and you probably guys are quick powers Yeah, I look and nailed it.

Uh, I swipe right or left which everyone is the one that says the other bone Right. Um, it's a text message. So just it just lies into whatever DM you want Right or for sure. Um, and I don't have to keep the secret from the front.

I mean, I know it's rp. I don't have to keep anything secret But uh, they don't know that I'm going to kill people and I'll see why it wouldn't matter if you know Except that I would probably have come to the ring. Is that right? Uh, yeah Uh, also, uh, because you know that this guy is kind of a like he's kind of a big superhero He might be more of a challenge than the other fella.

That's kind of a thought. Um, I didn't think that I could kill him quite as quick As I feel that neither of us. Uh, so uh, hey guys, what do you guys have to do? You want to go do some villain in?

Always You want to go kill fault? Is fault. Yeah, fault. Probably his fault.

Is fault. Yeah, it will be. Let me tell you Yeah, yeah, no, this guy fault. I think he's saying superhero.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah He's kind of part of the justice league of this world that you need to hear is kind of like the just league and he's a member of that Oh, it's kind of seem like he's like netflage level Okay Yeah, yeah, that one you know the one on teaming is always saving people from the bus Then there was that one time when he uh, he brought the satchel liberty back down from space with an earthquake. I guess You're a good guy, but let's kill him.

I mean, okay. All right, uh, yeah, next. I mean, uh, we're getting paid for this. What's Yeah, we're getting randomly being popping up missions.

We're getting paid in believe in a in in pure and adulterated bloodlust Don't want to feel truly alive. I guess I need to pick me up after the last two murders. Um, sure Yeah, and he needs to pick him down. Uh, Silicon.

Silicon, uh, artist artist. Yes. It's all kind of this though. You want to go full name?

Just watching die I guess Yeah, this is the easiest mob I've ever assembled Okay, so yeah, we go do that. We all get in the in the in the mobile the appropriate mobile for I think all right when you go to get in the mobile You hope uh who's driving? Uh, dah All right, nox you open up the the driver side seat in the driver's seat is uh, said she was snakebeast with three heads I don't want to do it Point said it Just the door goes to the next good as the next car All right, is everyone getting that card said then? Sure What's that she's in this one?

There's no statue in this car though. Okay, I would first like to grab the statue and hide it and uh, i'll keep it on me But i'll like keep it hidden I'll probably put it inside myself honestly Okay, I mean it's a pretty pretty big bust sized statue. So you've got like a noticeable pregnant pregnancy home going on. Okay, sounds good I'll put it on my back like my back left shoulder looks like a hunchback.

I have a weird growth All right, okay, so you've got a weird statue growth in your uh in your back and you are all on the vehicle Are you driving where are you driving to? Oh, wait now that i've got a big bust maybe rpm will finally fuck me You didn't have to get a big bust man. That's how you have super hearing? One of my powers too much heat.

I just wrote it Oh the internal relationships in this in this game is just getting so good I'm gonna turn to rpm. Hey, where we going? I got GPS Just connect it to the bluetooth and it'll it'll sync up with the the navigation on the dash Okay rpm uh starts to uh So stick it up. Hey, uh, go ahead and put your dash in a discoverable mode real quick.

Okay. All right should be good I don't see it. Uh, I gotta scroll down. Okay.

Uh, here's car number three Oh, yeah, evil car. That's cool. Um, can you i'm pretty sure my voice is completely different than any other episode Can you tell me what the pin is? Uh, any pin?

Oh, give me a second. It has a present loaded. I tried all zeros sometimes with default No, no, no. Oh, three seven nine six Guys connecting.

Okay. Yeah, yeah, I got it. Uh, Okay. Yeah, let's go.

What is what is Buffy gems? Should I click on that? Let me just click on Buffy gems Well, you know what you don't get it. You don't get to do that.

Okay. All right. All right. I'll just go to navigation Sorry, it's the Rebecca blacks Friday on the reepee.

Oh god. I will shoot the stereo Sometimes episodes just write themselves All right, so you guys are on your way. It's a bit of a drive. Is there anything special?

Anyone wants to do waltz on the drive? I'm going to search for flying monkeys to shoot out of the sky Flying monkeys. We're going to Emerald City, right? Uh, yeah, but I mean no nice.

Yeah Uh, yeah, so uh, yeah, you're flying to Emerald City. Uh, anybody else doing anything Like that or unlike that. I'm gonna have to keep both eyes on the road. Come on I'm just playing DJ.

I'm just a tenant too. Okay, belt buckle I want to put up my privacy shade, which is basically me inflating myself and then turning inside myself and looking at the statue Okay I'm imagining the dead eyes in the backseat with silicone artists and just like plastered against the door He's just a big cube in the middle of the car right now It just has a progressively poking silicone artist. I don't feel it. That's on my character sheet The statue is a good quality.

Oh Does it have anything detachable on it? No, it's one solid piece I'd like to hit it against the against the door like the car. Yeah All right, you bash part of the door of the car knocks someone in the backseat bashing the door of the car What the hell are you doing stop? I will turn this damn car around.

I swear. I'm investigating I say as I turn my face outward to face knocks in the rear view mirror And then I turn it back to my car. No I hate it a few more times. Does anything happen?

Uh, no except that you're decimating the door of a car depending on how hard you hit I hate it pretty hard Silicon artist. Yeah, it's just as if you were taking like a piece of solid marble just smashing the interior of a car with it And just to be clear nothing's happening to the marble in that scenario No, nothing. Yeah, you're just breaking apart that but a lot's too plastic and oh, yeah, you're yeah The the window won't roll down anymore. Give it one more whack just to see if anything changes No, just smash the car perfect.

I can't I can't I can't exactly move. I'm kind of pinned here I somebody decided to grow five sizes silicone artist. Come on Slick back into my normal size and I've got the statue sitting on my lap. This looks pretty solid and I hold it up Well, somebody wants to add something pretty cool.

Somebody wants us to have it What? You know, they say you don't look at gift a nightmare statue in the mouth or three miles, you know what I mean? I think it's relatively nice Can I grab it and throw it out the window? Suck on us.

You're gonna let it throw it out the window or you're gonna try to hold on it. No, I'm not gonna let her throw it out the window So I guess it's a contest. Um roll whatever skill you want to hold on to it. Whatever skill you're gonna use to grab and throw it Contest let me let me please tell me you can use dexterity.

You can use dexterity. Hell yeah, you gotta shoot out of my hands. Yes In the car are you really doing that? Yeah, dexterity is a plus four.

I got one. Uh, I only got a plus four for athletics to be quick about it. Hey back off. It's mine Now she's touching me Because you know what I'm gonna do with a barrel of a gun.

Oh shit. That was good You know, well, let's do nothing to me. I am rubber. I try to roll down the window next to him Uh, you can roll it down from your side.

He's smashed his controls to pieces. What? You were smashing the door. I think I said remove the ability for it to roll down.

Damn. I review the ability for you to roll it down. Throw it out the window. Damn it.

Here. Let me get that for you. Smash the window with it. It's going down.

Why? Just throw the thing out the window and we can be done with it. Okay Fine, it's boring anyway, and I threw it out the window. All right, you checked out the window.

Now you have a broken window and driving another highway sucks because it's just you just hear wind sounds and you can barely hear your music RPM Well, yeah, but I can pick up frequencies that you must be like a vibrator. It's a whole thing. I don't want to get into it, but I can hear it. Hey, hey, this is your fault.

Can you just like stretch your arm over the hole so we have a window or something like duct tape the window closed with your arm? What? I will kill you. I turned my arm into like a window pane and duct tape and I put it over there.

I'm like, what'd you say? Thank you. Oh for breaking the window. That's fine.

It's easy. No for fixing it with yourself. Oh, that was weird. Anyway, how far is it?

Are we there yet? You drive in general city. That highway nightmares over. You're driving into the bounds of Emerald City.

Emerald City is kind of a dark shitty city akin to Chicago. Oh boy. Yeah, get out of here. Garbage city.

Do we drive to the specific location or are we still navigating the city streets? Yeah, there's a specific location on your GPS. Although you do have to pay a lot of toll roads to get into the city and you're imagining you're going to have to pay a lot of toll roads to get back out. Yeah, so are you going to the coordinates right away or do anything else here?

I mean, if you want to have a shopping episode, we can do that. Actually, since we're in Emerald City, can I make a request real quick before we go and do this? This place has like the best Italian beef sandwiches. If we could just stop and get some of that, that'd be good.

Now I come back and everybody's got it. Oh hell yes. They're dipped in. They ain't even got to stop my man.

They're dipped in gravy. They got hot peppers on us. I'm a bradsel's soggy. Oh, I hate it.

Ugh, sounds horrible. Okay, you get these moist sandwiches in the car. You're a horrible mess to eat in the car. The upholstery is ruined.

It's leather in my mouth. The car was already ruined. Thanks. It's still a kind of a...

Yeah, true. I can't. There's there's drippy beef everywhere. All of those.

I can't wait to see it and pull out the foam to use that as a napkin rather than the leather upholstery. We lost a car the other day and now we lose another car because you'll be in idiotic. Are we going to the location or do we have to do this fault out? Uh, hold on a sec here.

I said a text that is basically that degree. They... You got a text back that says he's staying at this hotel and they give you the address of relatively Ritzy Hotel. What time is it?

Uh, it is late afternoon. Okay, so he might be... Okay, I texted him again. When did he check in today or did he check in as he'd been there a few days?

He's been there a few days. Okay, so he might be heading down for complimentary drinks at the fancy hotel. A lot of them have a happy hour. I assume he's a platinum member.

Traveling as much as he does to save people. So maybe we should just go in there and kill him in the bar. I'm sorry, I'm trying to get over the fact that super heroes use hotels and motels, but that makes sense. When they're trying to cross over with other heroes, that makes sense, right?

Yeah, everybody... They got secret identities. Everybody needs frequent flyer miles to visit their manis and pet. Right, especially if you're not a hero or a villain that can fly it's...

Right, and I know he makes earthquakes, but that's not a very reliable mode. Do you think his power works better if he's near the coast? Like maybe like a certain coast or maybe a fault line? Oh, like he gets powered by fault lines.

Yeah, I mean, that's a good debt. Is this information on Wikipedia? Like, is it... All right, I don't know, like...

Is that right? How long is it? Yeah, sure. I mean, how long has he been wearing the cowl?

We don't know if like his house is long as we move. That's a huge job. Fault is one of the original members of the Global Patrol. He got his ring when they first appeared in the 80s.

So he's had his ring since then. He kept his ring when they fell apart. Like some of the dudes stole their rings or lost them and regained them or whatever. But he's been a hero since then.

Wait, have all these people have been gone? Then members of this... No, the guy that you killed had the ring, but he wasn't one of the first members. This guy...

Oh, he's a reseller. Yeah, he was the guy that got it. And he had the anti-planet ring or the anti-earth ring. This guy has one of the actual planet rings and he is an original member.

Okay. There's like a bunch of pictures of like him and like the 90s, like a big high top fade and like a weird leather vest. He's all like so red. What he was like a kid in the ring.

But now he's a full grown ass adult and yeah. Sans high top fade or does he still have the high top fade? No, no, he's got a more modern cut. It's shaved down pretty close.

Is he still even hero in or is he... Oh yeah, he's in... He's kind of like a member of the Justice League style group, the Union of Heroes. He's been heroing since then.

So he's pretty famous. I feel like we're gonna get a lot of backlash for this one if we follow through here. Maybe we could... Maybe we could...

Don't they try? Have you seen us trying to stealth before? Yeah, I know. And I put on the wrong suit today.

Fuck. With a few peeps on my phone. Made us all reservations. Luckily they only need a credit card, you know, an authorization they don't make a pay up rent.

So we can get in there and stay and then we'll just sleep out on a bill later. We're villains. Ha ha. Did you give him your real name though?

Oh shit. A classic villain mistake. Nah, it'll be fine. Let's go.

I can handle this. See, I've been a con man in my previous life. I can go outside of this. I'll get us out of this.

This is a more important question. Are we famous? Some of you are infamous. There was a member of your group that is more infamous than the rest of the group all put together at this point.

Damn you Golden Arrow! Damn it. There was a member that used to run around with these guys in Golden Arrow who recently murdered 14-agers. Oh that sucks.

But if we're wearing street clothes, they're not instantly recognized. This is what I'm getting at. No, no, no. You guys have pretty good secret identities at the moment.

Okay. So yeah, we should be fine. Man, it's fantastic. All right.

So you made reservations for the hotel? Yes. For all of us. Okay.

You guys get to the hotel? How many of us are actually in suits? Like our outfits? Yeah.

Are you going to play clothes? Who's in playing clothes and who's not? Oh yeah. I'm playing clothes for sure.

Is anyone else? I mean if any of us are not in playing clothes, none of us should be in playing clothes. Hey, do you think you can like hack them from here and find out what room he's in? I fucking, like I said, wrong suit.

I'm definitely killing it out for this shit. I'm not leaving the house because of last time. That was bullshit. Sure.

Why not? Fucking, if he hasn't crushed it back there, there's his laptop back there. Let's see if I can get on their Wi-Fi. Just tell me what room he's in.

Like, I can't, you need to give me a laptop so I can hack into it. Okay. Jesus. I will find the laptop in the backseat and hand it to him.

Okay. Now put that one up. Okay. So you're trying to hack.

Is anyone else going in if everyone's in playing clothes in a car in the parking lot of this Ritzy hotel? I want to, what I'm trying to do is set up a sniper nest like outside of his hotel room window. So I don't have to go in. Right.

But currently you guys are all sitting in the car outside of the hotel. Yes. I would. And Knox is going to try to hack the, go through the Wi-Fi.

What's everybody else doing? I think my plan would be to check in. You know, I can get a check in, get everybody to rent these, whether they're using or not. And then maybe try and steal like a housekeeping outfit.

Okay. You know? I'm going to do that. Check this out.

See, we get a housekeeping thing. We steal one of them towel carts. Here's the rub. You got to get into a big bin of dirty used hotel towels.

However, perfect spot you got. You did that. You're a little bit in there. You're a little bit in there.

You're a little bit in there. You got, and then, you know, we, we just, we go in there. We give them some room service. If you know what I mean.

Wait. So you're telling me you want me to crawl into a hamper full of dirty towels. Yeah. I can pass that.

I can pass that. It's not all about you. We're going to get in there. You know, it's fine.

I don't know that I can get past that though. Why don't why don't you get in the hamper? Because I can't shoot again. You know what I mean?

I don't need you to shoot a gun. I just need you to just speed me away when we're done. How am I going to do that from the hamper? You become the cart.

That's you're thinking of Silicon artists. I don't become things. That's that guy. Okay.

Silicon artists. new plan. You with me. You become a cart.

I can't inside you. You know what I'm saying? And then dad out wheels us in. She shoots some dudes.

You become something I can hear. As you beat us all out, I guess. So we haven't really been over this. I can't make intricate systems that function like wheels.

I can't I can't do that. So you could make a bucket and we could put wheels on it. You could be the wheels. That's what I would say it.

How can I do the wheels? Sort of wrap around you. And then we'll have like fake wheel. Like they're part of me.

They're not like they're faking that regard. They don't function. They're non-functional wheels in the front. And then like the back wheels work, but the back wheels are you and you're inside me.

That's but how many I like that. But how many towels can I hold? I don't feel like I got any towels. Because we'd still need to be like.

I'm the bucket and the front non-functional wheels. You're the back functional wheels. I'm still holding all the towels. Okay, I think I'm just gonna have to see it.

Let's go. Oh well. We'll be right out of the parking lot and we begin workshopping this. We do a dry run at like a holiday and express.

So you guys are trying to function out how to become a laundry cart. Uh, not so roll a bridge to do hacking. Yeah, now it's outside of the car. Goes over the nearest like dumpster in throws the left top in.

Saying god damn it. And then walks back through the roof and like, I can't I can't hack it. I can't I can't do it. I just can't.

You just can't hack it. Wait, so you're telling me we're going in blind? I don't maybe. Max, do you want to get in the cart too?

You can be inside me also. That make you feel better? If I might want to go for a ride. I'm not feeling great right now.

You want to be inside Uncle Artist? Don't say it like that. Especially Uncle. You notice that the area is busier than it normally would be like as if some sort of convention was going on.

Is something going on this weekend? Noss, you're a kind of nerd is something going on. What are you talking about? I'm nowhere close to a nerd.

You're on the computer all the time. That doesn't mean I'm not a nerd. Right? Okay, well you're on the computer all the time anyway, so look up if something is happening because again.

It's in the garbage now. Fucking, get out my phone. Fuck god damn it. What's going on in Emerald City?

Why did you throw the computer in the garbage? I don't want to ask you questions right now. Okay, somebody's having a temper tantrum. There is an environmental convention happening and fault and his friend Pietra, publications are both going to be viewing keynote speeches.

I have an idea. What if I'm green? You see my costume, I'm green, right? Yeah.

Environmental stuff is green. That's one and two. But those together, I go in undercover as a good guy using my green powers for good. But can you pull that off?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think I'm 85, 75% sure. I like where you're going here. Give me a second and he's going to jox is going to jump into the trash can, get the laptop out, put it back in the car, but he's covered in trash because of your like a comical banana peel on your face.

Yeah, like a couple of banana peel, just like the garbage everywhere. I'm cosplaying as the manifestation of capitalism and what it does to our environment. Wow, shit. This is some modern art bullshit.

Let's use it. They won't know it hit them. Also, just a quick question. Do we just want to blow up this building?

I like the way you think, you know, let's do that. That's way easier. Ain't nobody got to get covered in dirty towels. I mean, we could, but wait.

Why exactly are we trying to kill this guy? RPM. Yeah, yeah, because it's, because we're villains. We're like guys, it's what we do.

That's what we had to stop the conversation. I said, hey, let's go. Okay. Well, then yeah, let's go up the building.

I thought you were trying to get something coming. Of course. You know, you know, I, yeah. You know, one of these days we actually might have to get something done.

I mean, I'll go set charges. I don't know. No, no, no, you back off. I've been doing this before.

You even came to the picture. Okay. Brings out like C4. Listen, kid.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit. It's getting heavy here. I turned into a laundry cart and begin pushing a RPM away from this scenario.

Yeah. Listen, I have been doing this kind of shit for a longer than you have been. Not so much. How about you?

Shut up. Oh, okay. All right. I'll remember that for later.

Okay. I'm going to go push the laundry cart. All right. So you're pushing your weird rubber laundry cart attached to a wheelchair guy through the parking lot of a hotel with a young boy following or like walking us alongside of it.

Where are you guys going with this setup? I thought we were going to check into the hotel first and then in actually the cart plan. There are the arts that they were a cart. Wait, so we're not blowing it up?

We're going to both like if plan A doesn't work. Blow it up. But you turned into the laundry cart. Well, this is our dream run.

We still need to check it. Remember we did. We're standing outside of holiday. I mean, the red cross parking lot from each other.

So you know what I mean? But we just did it right. Running it. Watch.

It's kind of just turned back into a man or whatever your default form is. So the shape I had just come up with in my head was that I was still a man, but I turned basically my arms into like the whole laundry cart. So it looks like I was still walking behind it. Oh, it's like when like the wiener dogs, they have the costumes.

It's like two men holding a package. It's been exactly. Yes. Precisely.

So that was it. So I just take off the laundry cart portion of it. Are you going to go check into the hotels? That was happening?

Yes. All right. You go into the hotel. There's large posters that are like talking about the convention and like, you know, get tickets here and whatnot when I'm not.

Everyone's kind of buzzing about. Then you go up to the front desk and the front desk lady is like, Hello. Name. Hey, hello.

Hello. I remember. Hey, this is the kind of professionalism you get when you invite Mike Bannan. So yeah, it's under Montgomery.

Roger P. At least I tap and click it like me on the T board. She's like, oh, you got your reservation here. A single?

Well, it should be should be forums. Oh, should be forums. Oh, maybe. Okay, hold on.

Hold on. Look. It should be under the AAA rate. Oh, yeah.

I got here. Sorry. That was my oversight. Here are your room keys and she slides your room keys.

It's my room on the first floor. Uh, is that what you requested? Well, I mean, you got a reservation right there. You told me.

Uh, she's like, oh, we were a bit busy with the, the convention. So you are on the third floor. I apologize. Perfect.

No, that's perfect. I don't like the noise. You know, being down by the purchase. Right.

I understand. All of our suites on like the top floor is taken. So you got your third floor, not bottom floor, but. You got some going on here?

Is some going on that takes up all the top floor? Uh, yeah, we've got the, uh, the environmental convention. So probably didn't see the medical posters. What do you walked into the lobby?

You know, I got. Gatorx. Oh, sorry. Yeah, it'll have a like the world, one of the world's leading environmental conventions.

A lot of people here promoting green technology and, uh, you know, stuff like that. He was kidding. Look at us. We already prepared for the convention.

Like we're into it. I heard a rumor. I heard a rumor. So your, your son is covered in trash.

No, no, no, no. You don't understand. He's garbage. He's a garbage man.

Oh, see your brother? Sorry. Your brother is covered in trash. He's my, uh, he's my ward.

Oh, you're ward. Okay. Sorry. Oh, he's a four foster boy.

Yeah. She takes out a lollipop and she hands it over the counter to you. Not. How am I supposed to eat this?

I have a, my cost. Thank you. Now, I know you can't give out any guest information. I would never ask you to do that.

But I heard a, I heard a little bit of a, uh, rumor that, uh, that, uh, the quick, quick man, uh, from fault. Oh, yes. Yeah, he's taking care. Yeah.

I mean, my little trash boy, he would really love, uh, love to get his autograph. Uh, anyway, you can just, you know, tell me, tell me where he's at. Just give me a ballpark. You know, it's a slipper, like a thousand dollars.

Can I see the superhero lady, please? Please, I would love to see the superhero. She looks at the thousand dollars and looks at you and she's going to make a little roll. Oh boy.

She, she, she pockets a thousand dollars. She's like, you know, no, no, I'm supposed to do this. But, um, apparently he likes to be on the ground floor. Uh, he's actually on the ground floor.

I'm not a hundred percent sure which room, but he's down here somewhere. Oh, ground floor. Yeah, yeah. Got you got a wing.

He's like a, you know, he couldn't look it up in the system. Okay. You got a computer there. Yeah.

Man, this is a dirty trash boy. But like, if I do that, my actions could be tracked. It might not be worth just a thousand dollars to look it up on the computer. Oh, yeah.

So you want $2,000? Because my son here, my baby boy, my ward, he's very rich. I'm not here. Shh, shh, fuck, fuck, fuck.

That would be worth it. Well, I mean, I, I, maybe if I knew that was a real offer, I might be able to risk something like that. I'm, I mean, uh, you know, I, I'm reaching across the fucking table and grabbing her by the shirt and pulling her across. You listen here, you little bitch.

Oh, okay. You can just give her a thousand dollars from here. You don't have to pull her. I'm giving you your house.

You're going to type on that keyboard and it's worth a thousand dollars or your tears. Yes. You got, you got a lot of money. It's not worth, we're going to blow this place up anyway.

You know, what? We're going to blow this place up. I'm a DJ. You're not telling, I'm here for the convention.

I'm a DJ. I got my trash forward with me. We're going to just get her. But of course we're going to honor the hotel's rules regulations.

You look, you look up on this computer where fault is right now. Please. All right. You intimidated.

She's like, oh, oh, oh, and she like, she types and she gives you, she gives you a room number. It's one zero four five. Oh, shit. That was a huge hotel.

It's a big hotel. Jesus. It's massive. I put your back behind the desk and go, thank you for cooperating with the police.

Here's another thousand dollars. Growing money at her. You know, she's good kid. So we, yeah, so I guess we got, we got to find the housekeeper who is servicing that, that wing.

I thought we were just blowing the place up. Listen, listen, I, I can't keep straight while we're doing it. Okay. Go back and forth.