Villain Underground #44

Everybody welcome to the Villanue Underground. I am Happy Puke and I am your game ustered it. I am here with four Dastardly do writes or wrongs or whatever and we're here to play fate. That's a game where you roll dice and in Superhero universe all about Capes I've got with me.

Allie who loves bowling. I make a strike every single inning Cody who loves computers a lot No touchdown Phil who eats cream pies No I'm not in Boston and Mike who was on an airplane at one point recently, maybe yeah now. I'm in a spaceship and I'm the captain of the carnival cruise Carnival face cruise. Yep.

Oh man. I'm imagining sledded in the face with a cream pie. Let's not imagine I was I was thinking like Boston cream pie, but like everyone's getting real fucking filthy in here I'll just talk about it. I didn't add the word to Boston in front of it.

You just said cream pie There's a distinction if I go to the internet and type in cream pie I'm a lot different result than Boston cream pie is all I'm saying You're gonna get a lovely dessert that everyone loves to show them their mom It's gonna be great. So anybody would like to tell us what happened in the last episode of this fucking whatever this is sure I'd like to give us a rundown. Give us a what what give it a what for do it villains received a mysterious package from the collector it was a Three-headed like dragonish sort of thing Had three heads sorry all of that it could be in your notes true and then gave it a look it gave all of them cream pies, which was great Yeah So is a three-headed object. I don't know exactly what it was, but it was from the collector, which is bad apparently The villain tried to throw it out when they got into a car to go to Emerald City to fight Quake Who was a superhero with the powers to make earthquakes?

Fault is a marble property Fault has the power to make earthquakes So when the villains would go kill fault because they had a ring that apparently rpm needs the statue ended up in the car And then still kind of just run along with them and then threw it out on the highway They get to Emerald City go to the convention where a Environmental convention is being held in faults in one other person whose name I forget He had trouble patients He had trouble patients are giving a keynote speech at this environmental place and the villains came up with a plan to kill them and take the ring Which was basically like a home invasion except it's in a hotel. It's a hotel invasion We're gonna be the neutral milk hotel and kill them. That's all I got Alright, um, and at the end you guys all had a free attack on fault And then Pietra was in the room you didn't realize and he blasted you with heart raised now You said we couldn't take an aggressive action was that aggressive action against both or just fault any aggressive action perfect? I seduce them Well, that's that happens.

Nobody can take an aggressive action did I it is your turn So we can't take an aggressive action against them or it's just aggressive period you can't do anything aggressive So like if I wanted to shoot if I wanted to shoot the fire sprinklers to make it rain You could do that you can't attack a person. Okay. I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna make it rain This five okay, so then you have to give you one use of a plus two or two plus ones you choose Let's do one use of a plus two so there are still two uses of blind or blind and one use of raining RPM is your turn Yeah You're playing just a go.

Yeah, well, that's what I do Okay, you do notice that the pager guy has another one of these rings, but I don't have a text message Tell me to get it. Oh No, not off hands, but you know that these are related. Yeah, I mean, I know that a lot of things are related. I mean Yeah, I don't think that I necessarily air I mean like I don't think that our PM cares.

I'm thinking like he's he's shown it time time again that he will only do what he's Explicitly told to do and he asked yes many follow up questions Yes, you know exactly what the deal is if he hasn't been told to get this heart ring. Okay. He's out. All right So you're running away.

It's not aggressive Silicon artist. Oh, you are covering this dude set. Oh, what I just write kind of I'm heading to the basement to the basement. Yeah, yeah, sure Okay, yeah, so the card says left towards the basement or sorry RPM So I'm just your turn.

Okay. No, I have a question and it may be about kind of semantics But I have a power called whirling dervish. Can I start that but not hit anybody this turn? Yes, perfect As long as you're not making an actual attack on anybody.

No, that's perfectly fine I'm gonna begin that but in fact I am wrapped around this guy's face in his head. So therefore his neck's gonna get snapped So but it was inadvertent wasn't it? Okay, that's I thought I'd try it at least Good on you for trying but Good enough to get a fake point ain't it? Why would it be good enough to get a fake point?

I don't know. I don't know. You're just trying to milk me. You're trying to milk me sweet tits I don't like it.

I want to milk those wish tits you get. Oh Shut not aggressive action. Huh? Um, I'm gonna stretch out and I'm gonna shut the door.

You know, lock it All right. Okay, you can do that. Are you leaving his head? No, I'm staying on Okay, not to the door turn Uh, so pia tres like scream like scream heart, right?

Yep, we'll feel warm and fuzzy. Yep, you all feel warm and fuzzy and then he said into some sort of calm You think he has that he needs back. Okay, I'm gonna go over to him and I'm gonna give him a hug I'm gonna give him a big bear hug. She's kind of like wrap around both his arms kind of like go up with close to his face And just just squeeze him.

She'll be like hey buddy. You don't you don't need any backup. It's okay. It's okay here We're fine All right, okay, so that's what you do uh pia tres rolls will to keep it's going to keep the the feel goods going He rolled a two is everybody can make a role role versus two.

I have a question Does he have to point the rant people to sit to do the thing? Uh, he's already kind of got you under So now he just has to make uh concentration to keep it going. Okay, I got a three That I has never felt this happy and she's kind of enjoying it. So she's just gonna write it She's gonna go with it.

I failed real bad I got a three. So if you roll a two or better, you can break it back up to the top that I Still not aggressive actions. Uh, I'm gonna shoot out the window. All right.

You shoot at the window We're shooting thing You need to skate right knocks I can't shoot them so I shoot everything else. Yes. Have you met me? You're in the basement.

Uh, can I play it exposes on sports structures? Yeah, yeah You didn't seem to share about that. I mean, I figured we had him right and I was made so they're probably in my position Um So yeah, I'm gonna start. I'm gonna start rigging this place the blow All right, cool.

You're doing it. You're bringing the place. Um, silly con artist. Did you make your role?

I did. I got a three. All right. It was your turn Perfect There are two plus two advantages floating so yeah, one is raining correct.

Yes, and the other is blind Perfect. Um, so if this guy is blinded, he won't see me attempting to wait you're I took the ring from him. Damn it Welling dervish whirling dervish Perfect then I whirling dervish snapping his human neck with my super human powers because he's a commoner. He instantly dies Yes, he is plebeian.

He is shit. He is garbo Well, he is not a plebs, but I know I'm kidding I am just doing whirling dervish. I'm gonna I'm gonna punch to the the man with the ring The the one that's actually there. Yeah, the what's it's Pablo Picasso.

Yeah, okay. Are you gonna use raining? Can I just use raining as they're not seeing it coming? Yeah, so you can use raining for that.

You can't use blind specifically against fall. Yeah, exactly. That's what I figured So, uh, yeah, I'll see uh, they didn't see it coming because I get a plus two a marvel Uh, yep, perfect. Well with whirling dervish and with a plus of fight and the two from that he got a one Oh, that is so fantastic because I got a name I'm holding him.

I'm holding him. Yeah Maybe not good snuck around. I don't know All right, you hit him pretty bad. Oh, how about this?

I whirling dervish by hitting the back of his head into the front of Knox's helmet Which is very painful because it's a helmet. Okay, right. Okay. Yeah, you all right.

That's why you bash his badges head pretty good Bachelors skull in multiple times. Are you jumping off of faults head then? Uh, no, I mean, I got I got movement. I'm lumber.

Okay, so it's tiny I suppose very enough. Okay, uh, not since your turn. Can I can I like since I'm hugging him and I got his arms pinned I was trying to interlock my fingers with his and then like get him down from the ground But instead can I just like hold him to create an advantage either you can use fighter physique? Uh, fuck.

I guess athletics wouldn't apply here. No, because you're trying to physically restrain him. You're not trying to dodge a move or anything You know what? No, I'm just gonna go up into his face and whisper sweet.

Nothing's just go up into his ears You don't need backup. Everything's fine here. Everything will be okay. So you're okay.

So and I kiss him All right, you're just gonna talk nonsense. Okay All right, so so trying to do something useful. You just talk nonsense Okay fault. He does make a swing at dead eye Where he thinks that is where you see he's hearing shots coming out.

So he's taking a blind shot Can I gun fool even though I can't make an aggressive move against him? You could offend. Yeah, okay I got a seven you're able to deflect his attack patra He can't keep his concentration anymore so that the effect wears off But he does try to fight off knocks knocks make a fight you got a two. What did he get a two?

That's cool. All right, uh-huh So I can get a two, uh, you know, I'm gonna roll that. Okay. We're gonna do Uh, that's better.

Uh, at least got a zero. So I take two I'm guessing. Yep Back up to the top. Did I it is one off you can do whatever you want.

I am pissed I'm gonna shoot heart dude as hard as I can right in the face hole. Oh, okay. So I'm really pissed That's a plus eight. Okay.

See if you can do anything about it. He gets a one Okay, he is on the last rope. He's not a fighter rpm. You've set up a good portion You don't have the entire building covered but you've got part of it covered Are you gonna keep doing for the whole thing or you good with what you got as long as I got his wing And I know that he doesn't have his earthquake powers anymore But I think I'm good with that.

Um, I think I would probably then just make my way up to uh, try and get out and give him up What he's out. Okay, so you're gonna make your way back up to the hotel room Yeah, how many can I carry on the wheelchair to time if we covered this? Uh, silicon artist can stretch and weave so probably Two including silicon artists. Do you have spokes on the wheels?

Yeah, do I have pegs can they ride? Has somebody on the back on the pegs? Uh, you did you didn't have side cars at one point? Oh, yeah, I do have side cars and didn't we specifically say that they were not removable?

Yeah, I don't remember that but I remember you had them I feel like I said that they were not removable which begs the question of how I've done a lot of the things I've done But we won't worry about that right now. Um comic book logic. Yeah. Yeah, so um Away we go.

I'm on my upstairs. Okay, you get you get upstairs on your turn. Uh, the end of your turn Silicon artist is your turn fantastic I'm sorry is the raining floating bonus still around or is that a not uh, no, you use it Okay After you used it like the the the fire things like they start slowing down. Yes, but ring That's a very bad fire suppression system.

Well, if you would need just held off on using the advantage it would put out fire There was no fire Uh, yeah Um, I'm going to invoke an aspect and get you know what? Do I do I? Do I have to do this to get a bonus? My role it depends like what do you what you're trying to do to get a bonus to your thing?

Yeah, I'm gonna evoke a aspect. Uh, no mark is too small or too large and I'm gonna take the ring that makes people like me Okay Damn it Damn it. That was my plan. So do I take can I roll a fight or do you want me to roll like a hamburger?

You can roll a burglary. It's burglar or athletics. I actually have hamburger. So by the way, that's how it's written on my sheet is hamburger He got a one to defend.

Oh, yes. Yes. That's the five. I have a question.

Can I intercedent this? No No, but your turn is next. Um, Silicon artist hamburger is his ring away. I put it on immediately.

I put it on my body No Artist You can use a kind of a brewery or athletics. Yes, no, I mean, I can't use Xarity for this what you're athletics. Yeah, yeah You're trying to snap something from me. Oh, yeah, suck it.

That's a five. I got a one. Oh No, I didn't get a one. No, I got a zero.

Is that what you're good skills? Well athletics. Yeah. Yeah, if I have the suit on yeah, it's a plus two you say good, but No, it's my ring knocks and I put it on.

No, I want it. Can I use it? I can't use the ability. Can I?

No? If I go to snatch it, I can't snatch it. Can I just jump out the window because fuck this shit? I'm done.

You just spent your turn trying to grab the ring from Use out of time works what time works when you do a thing it takes some time Did you get off of a false head? Yeah, I guess I would have okay. I would have saw something I wanted and moved off the Head of something I don't want you punches at that I and he gets off four I got a seven again Okay, he true of imitations is upset that he doesn't have his ring and takes a swing at silicon artist gets a two Yarg. Oh completely nothing Four four all right, so you totally block as this is going on.

It seems pretty good in your favor These guys are pretty powerless. You took the rings away Peter is like almost knocked out completely and then the wall of the hotel explodes in a large blur comes and hits dead I did I roll a fight defense Can I use gun two uh you can try what do you mean I can try? Yeah, you can roll under it. Yeah, okay.

Uh, that's a plus five then all right. They got a nine shit owie All right, so uh a blur comes whizzing through the hotel room. Uh, did I you are hit very strongly before you like realize what's happening You've been pushed out of a wall out of the other side of the hotel and you are on the street Okay, did I did your turn? Do I see what shoved me out of the wall?

It was a it was a large white blur came and hit you push you through the wall and flew back around the other side of the hotel Oh, she's gonna run fuck this shit. All right, so you're gonna start running wait. Wait, where's the car? I can't drive fuck.

This is a bad idea. I'm just gonna run all right. You start running rpm is your turn. Um, I so So dead eyes running.

Um, no, did you jump out the window? Where's that good? I don't know that's her DM You had jumped out the window yet. Okay.

Um, and what is silicon valley Silicon valley is a program on HBO. That's gonna be in this next season starting next year What's silicon artists doing silicon artists is a hit just on a very powerful ring and is super excited Okay, um, and I just scoop up who I can scoop up who can I scoop up? You can scoop up both of these boys. Oh, I give both those boys.

What is in your kangaroo pouch? Yeah, yeah, I carry him around like joe's Okay And you're just gonna start going away. Yeah, we're gonna leave we're gonna piece the fuck out. What direction are you going out?

Are you going in the same direction that that guy hit please? Yeah, sure why not? I mean I don't want to railroad anybody's experience. But yeah, I know that we're doing that.

Okay, all right Please come get me. I will die. All right. So rp does knocks and silicon artists letting him pick you up Oh, baby any fucking day So you do uh get out of the area you now are over where data is quickly uh silicon artists is your turn Um, I put I have the ring on correct.

Uh, yes It feels like it's trying to pull its way off of you and go back to the hotel Uh, so if I'm on everybody on rpms laugh and knocks is with me like That was a really good fight. I think I did really good. What do you guys think? Do you think I did really good?

Heart I say under my breath Knocked to Georgia you did you do great cell con artists get me all this goddamn contraption so we can leave Is there anybody following us that I can see we're very fast. You can't really see Okay, all right. Uh, I'm just left to look on artists in the back of the head It doesn't look like that dumbass I interlace my legs around the back of the wheelchair and I make myself into a giant mast catching all the wind and slowing us down Tell me I was pretty good Wait, I mean better than I did so shit. Okay.

Let's go. Wait, am I on the wheelchair or am I like in the dust? Just like you're standing up. You're standing.

You started running and then they caught up to you And then they passed me I didn't pick me up. No, yeah, I don't want to know I don't want to know but fill here but uh do Do like how does how does my how does my um not the speed force Work because wouldn't it like I mean is it like a frictionless thing? Am I like creating all like oh? Almost like a wormhole between here and there.

I mean, I just wondering if a sail would work with my powers It gets comic books. So I mean just describe it and it's probably fine. Okay. It was I just I describe it in a way where it feels thing doesn't work Um It doesn't catch wind.

Yeah. Yeah. No, he doesn't. He doesn't he's just he's just a big cloth Oh, this speed that's a mast though.

Yeah, no, but see we're actually we're it looks You're in a localized vacuum. Right. So yeah, and to you it looks like uh if you look around it looks like everything's moving slower Not that we're moving faster So okay, really it's you get a sense of what it's like to be me and it's very boring because it's just traveling everywhere at normal speed But everyone else is doing nothing while you're doing it. It's it's tough and if you look back you can see a single tear running down my face I see all that and I process process it accordingly.

So okay, so so looking artist tried to slow down knocks you hit him on the back of the head That's what you do. Oh, yeah, and I said he did better than I did. So he should shut up fine I guess and I turned back into a uh normal quote unquote human being All right, you guys are moving along. Uh, how um are you planning on all getting where are you guys going currently back to the mansion?

Or the car get the car. Let's get the car right? Are you all are you all getting an rpm and going or are you getting back to the car? I'm gonna go back to the car.

You drop me off at the car. It's like an artist is staying on rpm Uh, I'm gonna feel a little awkward and have to get in the car because I don't want to be in between them when they get going Again, I did that once on that boat and that was not fun. So Yeah, one of these days. I'll actually listen to that but episode figure out what happened Nope So are you guys going back to the car then?

Hey rpm can you drop us off the car? Yeah, yeah, I guess All right, you get to the car. You guys are just getting in the car. There's like a lot of hubbub it going on Yeah, yeah, but bye All right, so you start driving in the car and as you start pulling forward something drops on your hood and crushes your engine There is a woman wearing light blue and white and she's got an arm full of explosives that she kind of just dumps it on your hood Oh no, is it the maid It's not the maid Is it the explosive that it's been it's not the ones that I put in the uh, oh, it's definitely though It's definitely the ones you put in the hotel.

They're all on your windshield right now Well, I've got the denator just just all the ones that he put in the hotel all the ones that were in the basement Okay, cool. Good. I have the denator, right? Yeah, do not I think we're in the car.

Yeah, you guys don't met a gay You guys are. I mean a wheelchair with two side cars is not fitting in your automobile. Or you got You had a gay here somehow. Yeah Make sure that they couldn't do the den right no, but that was that was her turn.

Did I? Well, the engine is gone. How about we uh, we bail and go with plan B silicon? Take us home or rather rpm take us home.

Yeah, you heard her silicon artist Becoming a danger. I turn into a boat. Let's go. And I miss the robo copter.

Hey, yeah, I'll take his home. I'm not turned Can I shoot at her just to like delay her a little bit maybe sure go for it. I'm gonna fire her fire. Yeah, that is a plus five She doesn't move as you fire a bunch of bullets and they start pinging off of her chest.

God. Damn it. Our fear Is your turn she seems absolutely unfazed by bullet fire. I say I'll sleep in his denator for $4,000.

I'm kind in whole Uh, we uh, I if I've still got everybody in um health close to my bosom, uh, we away All right, so you're gonna start going away roll athletics to get through the city streets. Oh my goodness. I thought you never asked You has a has a three grab you You're going through the streets mildly. Okay, so you take out from the the parking area that you were in Uh, roll rolling rolling down the street with your homies silicon artist and knocks are you guys doing anything or you're just sitting in the side cars For the ride with a brief instance that we were at the car I gathered up all the trash that we had in the car from the telling subs And i'm just making just making that into a ball Okay Uh, well gun fire didn't seem to fazer Yeah, silicon artist you doing anything I scream heart at her Okay, all right, so you're making your way through the city streets.

You're like, oh, yeah, we're fast We made it through everybody rolled notice hold on Alex. I think he glazed over the part where I yelled hearts at her I wrote it down. I put down nothing half I got three I'm not gonna roll notice because I don't want to okay because i'm just gonna negative All right rpm as you're rolling down the street you do notice that flying above you is the same woman in blue and white And she unleashes a sonic scream down at you guys Damn it bell stop it She gets a nine and everybody's it with a sonic scream Wait, can we defend? Yeah, you can try to defend but rpm has to athletics defend for everybody because it's a cone blast wheelchair so athletics defend for everybody rpm against a nine okay Oh, he's a big point activate my ability for my suit defenses.

Yeah, I don't do it, but i'm gonna use a fake point Into again, okay And i'm gonna use another fake point to do again How many do I get you have three points you have three points okay zero fake points and I fail What what what's the highest number that you rolled uh highest number that I rolled a seven okay, so everybody takes two damage Nope They ain't but fuck you Uh, what what defenses does your suit have? Deputy field. I have an armor plus two. Okay, uh, so not doesn't take every any damage Everybody else does the sound systems of your suit are scrambled though Uh, and everybody else has a horrible horrible tonight is right now because you're hit with a sonic blast I put in my iPod and my sunglasses Listen to classic rock music Come baby driver That's it are you gonna start driving our pew like like big driver drives a car.

Yes, that movie was really good guys I haven't seen any annals spoilers. Now. I know it's good. God damn it Yeah, can I hold up?

Can I hold up the detonation thing for the c4 that I have back in the uh hotel that's on top of that's like next to the people that I Tied up underneath the desk point to it I can't and just say you want more people to die and I can I roll provoke on your turn that I has to go first Oh god damn it. You said anyone's doing anything else. Okay, did I do all that shit go to you just about to do? I snatched the detonator.

No, um I don't know. There's I'm gonna shoot at her, but I don't know nothing's gonna happen I'm just gonna shoot at her roll shoot. Wow. That was a bad role who boy Uh, that is a plus two.

Okay, you shoot at her rpm roll another athletics to weave in out of the city streets and try to lose her Uh Five suit you uh, it's a pretty good role. You're starting to lose her a little bit like she's struggling to keep up. All right, uh silicone Artists I yell hearts and point my ring at I point my ring at her this time though. Okay.

Go down to your turn What do you do? I take the detonator that I have to the c4 that is strapped next to the people that I tied up back in the hotel And I scream up at her even though I can't hear if you want more people to die continue to follow us Okay, she's probably too far away to hear that I point at the detonator Boom I signal her Okay, I got two flags and I semaphore to her that more people will die if she continues to come at us Okay, am I really provoked? Uh, yeah, if you want a roll provoke roll provoke Okay, I'm just rolling very sad That's a three Okay, you try to provoke at her. It seems like she's like rpm gained a little bit of distance by rolling solo But she is still sort of keeping up and chasing Uh, she can't do much at this range though.

So that is your turn Can I try to like Pillow out an RPG or something and blow cars out of the way of rpm so we can go faster Give him an advantage, basically you absolutely can do that go for that thing roll shoot That is a plus five. All right. Do you want a one use plus two or two use plus one? You mean two use plus one rpm you have two uses of cleared streets What's that do the streets are now cleared of cars?

So you can you can get a plus one to your athletics roll to whenever I want though As long as you are in this situation like if you guys can't say I can't save him for another city No, you can't you can't like go home and be like it's time to make a sandwich. I'm gonna use cleared streets There's no cars in the way of me in the kitchen Yeah Okay, cool. So it is your turn mine. Oh boy.

Uh, I guess I'm gonna um So where she has she's a little behind us, but still flying in street. Yeah flying in street. Yep. I'm gonna fly I'm gonna fly.

I'm gonna fly away. I can't do that. Let me see here. He's through a building.

Yeah, I'm gonna use phase Um kind of such a fucking idiot every single episode phases the most useful thing in the world. Um, yeah, I guess who who Has my ex-lampie you can't know aspects work You can use them or I can use them against you depending on the situation. Uh, you could But I can what he what he trying to do. Well, I'm a Vin Diesel fan and this is a very Vin Diesel situation so um Maybe I'm gonna do something that I saw him do in one of those movies That you at home can fill in for yourselves.

Uh, if you've seen him, uh, shit. I'm still I'm still working this out his cantal um, yeah Um Are you gonna go underneath a semi? Wait, hold on. I've got oh, I'm such a fucking dumb dumb I've got blazing speed.

It's plus two athletic rolls where speed would be helpful Okay, well, I'm just gonna try and go faster. I'm gonna try and just really just like I'm in wheeling my arms Or just they're super buff today. I I warmed up and I'm gonna go faster Okay, are you gonna use one of the plus ones for third streets? Okay.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Okay. What's the turn order? What's the turn order after me? Uh after you would still count how does that knocks?

Oh fuck. Um, No, I kind of want to dutch out because it would have been not dutch on that eye. Um, It would have been pretty dope. Um, but I can go vertical surfaces.

I think about this So we're gonna go up the side of a building to try and get within her range so that wait, what no, Don't do anything. What are you doing? Okay, but you're not gonna shoot her. Um, okay, you're gonna get in a fist fight.

Um, That's a very bad idea. Wait, can we not get both doing anything, but um, you could maybe knock her off course She's still subject to aerodynamics. They're like, they're not gonna kill her. Maybe you could send her off What is your what is your plan here?

That was my plan. Um, but apparently it's not good enough Somebody could shoot an rpg. No, no knocks could shoot an rpg. He can't shoot and that's fine But he gets you into like the general population.

She's a hero. She's obligated to go save the most people she can I was gonna start shucking c4 at the general population next round. Yes, do it Okay, do you need it would be helpful for you if I drove up a building see that Sure, I can attach it to the building. Yeah.

Yeah, uh, so I say one last ride We go for building. All right. Are you gonna are you gonna be rolling yet with the plus with the cleared streets and the plus do for Fully fact I have to decide that before I roll No, it just if there's no reason not to really um, yes, I'm gonna do that Uh, all right, so five plus three minus one is seven So you are still gaining on her a little bit you are faster than her but the conditions were slowing you down But you are making a way and now you are riding on the side of the building still connoises your turn I turn around I extend my arm and I say soul And I control the universe. Thank you.

Okay. First thing as a universe controller pizza is a currency Right, no, it's your turn. I am throw I'm not sure what you want me to do for this, but bro see four under the building. Uh, Just to keep roll shoot to make land where you want to know don't tell me to roll shoot What?

Throw these shoes. No, it's right. It's right underneath me. I can just I okay.

I slowly climb down rpms legs I give them a slight thai massage and then I stick very carefully onto the side of the building c4 and it goes past us If you're if you're not growing it, which you said at first, you're not throwing it. It's athletics to get down there Not okay fall off. Yeah, I don't run face first in the building. That's better than zero Okay, well, that's that's at least a two All right, you're only two you're putting c4 on the side of the building.

Are you blowing it up or are you just putting it there? I'm putting that there until she gets closer. I'm writing an action You guys are moving so fast that like if it gets all the way back to your turn you're both gonna be way far away This one I'm a Reagan action. It's like a thing between turns.

I'm gonna use when you use my reaction She goes right after you Fucking I don't know. I can I just make it a disadvantage thing for your buckman? So when he tries to get away? Oh wait, oh, okay fine I'll blow it up and blow the building up behind you're trying to use like a like what are you trying to do for distraction?

What do you want to build a full of people? Okay, all right, so we're blowing up a building so roll This is a press button Right. Yeah, because you already rolled it on that's fine. So what do you roll for it a two two?

All right, so there's a one use of a plus one for British models. So the placement wasn't great So of like explosion distraction or something. Yeah, she is following you guys are pulling away from her because you guys are faster But she is following a dead ice your turn. Is there a park anywhere nearby like full of people full of civilians a park Not super close by oh, you can just try to fire into a park Yes, because you are on city streets and there are people in the street So I mean it's not like people aren't far away, but just a park specifically isn't I want this is gonna sound really bad I want a dense population of soft targets.

Okay, so you're just gonna fire into that. Yes. All right roll shoot Yee, uh, that is a plus four because I rolled very poorly Okay, it's a plus four. So you get a one use of a plus two soft targets Trying to distract her ass like oh go save the people right rpm you have Three advantages plus your plus two aspect that you can enact to continue to run away Okay, I do that.

There's there's two plus ones and a plus two so you get a plus four plus your aspect of plus two So it's four five six you get a plus six to your role plus your athletics I mean, I don't think that there's I should use all those pluses because that'd make it me a 12 Do it do it. That's super's man. That's what you're that's everyone's helping Okay, but is it six is it like am I can I just succeed or can I succeed harder? Like if I get a plus 12, you know what I mean?

Right. Well, it's because you're matching against her because what she's doing is she's making a role to keep up with you The more you get above her the further out. Okay. Yeah, I use all of it and I hit the noss On real chains All right, so you get a two three four a plus four plus whatever your advantage is plus your athletics then plus your role Right, so make your role.

I did that would make it a plus 12 I rolled a six. That's why I said that. Okay. Cool.

Yeah, you you guys you blow up a building and shoot a bunch of soft targets And then just book through the streets You guys super speed away out of Emerald City. Yeah, well, you lost her if they weren't soft targets. They are now That's what I'm saying. I high five high five Can't because I'm using my arms for this wheelchair You really made a good joke with your minds and I hold out my hand with the ring attached All right, thanks man Ah, all right, so you guys are on the road going super fast out of Emerald City where you headed Back to the mansion.

Okay as you're heading back to the mansion rpm you get a text message Yeah, what's to say? It says good job getting his ring now take the rings that they have and bring him to open points Okay, um, but so how many rings do they have now? Uh, you have one dead eye has a one and silicon or just wait don't I have more than one? No one no one Oh, yeah, you got two.

Yeah, so dead eye has one and silicon artists has one I did that's what the that's what the man on the other side of the phone is telling you are they both wearing them? Nope, uh, no silicon artist is oh, hell yeah. I'm wearing. Do I know where dead eyes is?

Nope, no, I don't like I don't don't make this weird Okay, um I text back don't know where the other two are but two out four ain't bad You're gonna know the Texas says yes that is bad. We need them all um Okay, um So I guess I gotta try and get I don't have any decision I don't know how to get the information out of where this other ring is Um, so are we back in the mansion? You're almost there. You're like a minute and a half away Damn how far away is this mansion at my seats or a minute and a half away?

Yeah, you like you're crossing four states right now. Okay. Um Oh shit. Uh, so uh, it was pretty sweet rings.

We got a I like him you guys like him. He has like any rings. Did I how you like your ring? You've had it for a while?

I have no idea what you're talking about. Uh, do did I actually not know that she had the ring? Do I know this the guy that gave you the phone told you that she had? Oh, I thought I saw you were wearing Don't you ever ring?

Aren't you married? Shit. I'm bad at this line stuff. How about line?

Uh Hey, silica artist please press this button and I have right here. Just press it in the detonator and every free money I press it. Okay. Cool.

Two people die back in the hotel and I throw it behind me. I press it again All right, that was cool. Um So what is this about rings? Oh, yeah, don't ever ring.

Hey, hey, hey, it's still con uh, it's still a content. Can I see a ring? I think I know how to make it work. I heard a thing about it.

I make it work. What do you mean to work? Yeah, you know like I hear you yelling out the stuff like the dude yell. I know what you're trying to do I know how to make it work.

Uh, you just tell me I can't though. I can't it's really you get to gotta be seen believe be believed You won't you won't believe your eyes I hand it to rpm. Oh, sweet. All right now, uh watch very closely.

Uh, you guys all stand here Are you dropping us? No, no, no, no, no, we're there. It's been we've been talking for about a minute and a half Yeah, you get to the mansion. You guys always outside.

I'm gonna show you some So I uh zoom into the mansion, um where I am searching frantically for tonight's other ring All right, um Did I is your ring in your the house? Yes. Okay, so, uh, I guess it's gonna be a contest of burglary. I have that Wait a burglary?

Uh, well, what other skill would you use to hide it? I? I mean, I'm passionate into the wall what because you know that the mansion was destroyed. So right Uh, so like big big a skill that you use to hide it the sea You could use the sea if that's why oh you see versus burglary.

This is because you know I don't have the sea Well, no, you you know you still use burglary. Yeah, you still use burglary. Well my burglary is bad. Uh I got a plus two so okay.

Well pitch me another skill like that would make sense. Oh me Yeah, like what other skill would you use and try to sell it to me? Um, I think I think I would say I would say will and it's because you know like I'll be honest got heart and he would just he just wouldn't give up he'd go in there and he would look Even if he didn't find it, man. He just always believed in himself.

Uh, no actually that's it makes the most sense Use burglary. Oh, which I hate because I got one Yes, do you have any more points? You know, I don't you know that I use it ask my fake points flow like water Okay, all right. So um everybody else is standing outside RPM has gone into the house knocks one of your minions comes out of the house and walk walks up to you guys It's like hey, sir.

How's it going? You guys were gone for a little while Yeah, yeah, what okay. Thank you for meeting us on the lawn. What are you doing?

I got a couple things to toss Oh, oh, oh do not like it when okay, give me the bad news first Well after the events of the last few days morale has been kind of low regi took about half of the minions and left Who took half a million left? Regi he kind of started this whole thing where he was yelling about like you killing dudes and observing everybody and that Silicon artists was like physically injuring the minions and he started this whole thing and a bunch of dudes agreed with him So regi took about half the minions and left. Oh, fuck yeah, we figured out our big bad for this season finally Let's do this. Let's fucking do this.

I'm hyped. Give me that ring. Give me that ring. Uh, who are you talking to?

Well, um, you okay, all right So but you're cool with it though. Well, I didn't leave if that's what you're asking. No, I didn't I stayed behind I didn't okay All right. All right.

I read the the tag that I had on a shirt that all my minions have what's his name? Don don yes Guess who's uh new number one? Is it me? Oh, yeah, don't ding ding ding Oh, awesome.

Thanks. I guess all right time to keep morale up though I gotta keep that morale up make sure that uh no more Debbie's getting our rank if anyone's named Debbie You might want to change their name I'll I'll try my best. I mean, I can't guarantee anything, but I'll really I'll really try Okay Also, okay Task still here is random task still here. I really liked him.

Oh, yeah random task is still here Okay, good. Thank you. Oh, thank goodness. And okay.

I just want to get straight so I don't say anything bad Like just just to be clear. You don't want to hear bad news about your friends, right? Oh Oh, I'm in a good mood right now. So thank you for asking first.

Well, okay, then I'm not gonna ruin your good mood What is the bad news? No, no, no, no, no, don't don't don't tell me you're thinking a bad mood because that's bad thing Also next time I tell you motherfuckers come to a church with me you come to a church with me. You understand? Okay But I also have to pray you don't have to worship.

I'm just saying right okay All right silicone or rpm. Are you still searching the house? You didn't find it your first. Yeah.

Yeah. No, I'm gonna keep searching All right, make another contest. I'll just see you versus burglary. That is a plus five.

I got a two. How's that? Not great. All right Back in the lawn dawn says um also we got a call from foxy it says foxy, but that she didn't say that was her name That's not her name.

That's her code name. It's fine. Okay. She she says she has a location of the thing you were asking about oh sweet Yes, all right good good good good.

Also, did no one told you about? I want to about Debbie, right? Like like she's dead for a reason You guys know that right like I'm been monitoring you guys because Apparently someone's trying to be plotting against us and I found out that it was Debbie. Oh, I Did I tell you this?

No Just like we just stumbled across the body that was laying in a room and then had to clean it up We had a lot of situation going on the police were after us. It was a quick thing I was going to tell someone to clean up Debbie, but you know, I just kind of you know left her there Okay, all right. I mean, I don't have to explain anything to me dude. No, I Reach up and I'm gonna touch down on the shoulder.

Okay. He watches like Don't I it's okay, buddy. I really think that maybe we need to open up new forms of communication between us Me points to himself and the minions. Okay, I guess I'll stand yeah, okay We've lost a great member member lady bird.

She was a great member. Yeah, I guess also what the hell is that noise was coming from the man? Someone doing repairs. I don't want to mess up your bad mood sir.

Good mood. Um, yeah, yes, it's okay Like I said open lines of communication. It's fine. Uh, it seems like um Somebody is looking through a bunch of stuff.

Well, go help him Don just don't go through running into Not not roll it in timinate did not expect Uh, that's a six. All right. I just really got in ever All right, as you're looking through stuff rpm one of the minions comes out and is like, uh, the boss has told us to help rpm What are you looking for? Oh, yeah, so I got these rings here and I show them the three rings.

I'm looking for another one kind of like this Uh, you know, it's kind of like this I heard him boys and like all the minions start looking at help with you. You get a plus three your role Do another deceive versus Not helpful during the fight at all Can we can we lay out this rick and morty like it's rpm and donnie? Yeah, all right, that's a plus one. I'm not gonna bother to use a fake point because I really don't care about this ring That gave me a six though The minions are like punching holes and walls to find it And like oh here it is.

Oh shit. These minions punched a hole in my wall in my room. They don't die. Oh sweet.

Yeah. Yeah. No, this is what i'm looking for Thanks. Here's a thousand dollars.

Bye. Oh, thank you RpM. What are you doing now? I go out the other side of the house.

So it's not okay, not to be seen I'm seriously texting Okay, let's go I got you up a point and they give you a Place. Okay. I'm gonna be I'm gonna be giving you an expense report for about five thousand dollars All right, but you guys are waiting out on the lawn for way longer than you think and then don comes running back I was like, sir. Yeah, we found it.

We helped about it. It's all good. We found it You found it. Okay.

Good. Yeah, I was looking for anything. Wait. We found it.

We're all good Whatever, uh, whatever fast guy was looking for. I hope I'm out. Okay, donnie. Uh, you're gonna have to learn people's names He's rpm.

He was looking for sorry. Yeah, I'm bad with names. I'm sorry shooter What's it looking for? Uh, some jewelry a ring.

Yeah. Oh, that's son of a bitch We found it. Oh, don't worry. I lost anymore.

Oh, you found it So you punched a hole in a wall in my room. You went in to my room. Uh, I think something grabbed it from the other side That checks out. No, no, hold on.

Hold on. No. No. No.

No. No. No, it's okay. Donnie.

It's okay. Donnie. It wasn't it wasn't Donnie It was probably one of the other minions, right Donnie, right? I was overseeing the project.

I was just in the yeah I was a bunch of no. Let me repeat run Sorry. Don't don't don't run. It's fine.

Look, did I he's did I pulls out a gun and like cocks it and levels it at Donnie run? Sorry, what do you want me to do? Donnie get on the ground. All right.

He lays he lays on the ground face down I'm gonna run it's more fun when they run. I know that's why I told him to do that. I'm gonna shoot him anyway Are you shooting him for real? Yes.

All right. Donnie. Todd. Are you trying to kill him?

I'm a knee cap him Okay, you blow his leg apart. Damn it. I'll also go in my room. Donnie make a note.

He just is going Fuck I really hope our bar is still here. All right, and he's done it was a short-lived number one Oh, yeah, so uh, Knox you get uh the word foxy's like I know where the thing you are looking for is It's a it's a matter of time though. It might move again. So you need to go quickly.

Okay Yell it for our piano. Oh, he's going oh, he's gone Donnie. Don't know. He went out the back Oh, donnie.

There's still life. Thank goodness. I'm so much. There's a lot of pain.

Sorry. I just can eat captain I yell out for the minions call someone called ambulance Donnie's on the lawn. He's leading out. I didn't shoot him.

I did But goddamn it. Okay. Let me be a lesson. Don't go in my room.

I text RPM. Where are you going? We have another job. Oh hey, Max I'm singing in forever.

I'm going Oh, okay. Hi. I didn't realize I was calling you. No, I texted in my voice You know, uh, yeah, no, I'm uh, I'm you know, where am I going actually?

Opal point. Yeah, I'm gonna have an adorable point. I mean shit. I'm not going there.

Why are you going there for? You know, just a day. I gotta drop off these uh these four. I said three.

I mean two rings that I got better mind and uh, that'll be back to you guys. Hi, one room works Are you texting all of that? Yes He's doing here. He's texting, just sending it.

Dude. I've got no deception against zero deception Uh, buddy, why don't you why don't you come on back? Oh, how we I love to do that. I'm uh, you know, I give you $5,000 How much money am I getting from these guys?

Oh lots. Bless your legs. Oh, you know what? Um, yeah, I will I will do that because uh, you know how I love $5,000 Almost as much as I love 6,000, but uh, first I gotta go drop this stuff off real quick and then I'm gonna hit out now I'll buy mine for you.

You do anything for dinner? I'll pick up pizza. Um You should be like, messed up. You do realize that you're in the middle of, you know Me time like me type.

I'm paying you. Listen, uh, now Now I gotta be honest with you. The only thing I'm in the middle of is some business So I really gotta let you uh, it's been great talking to you miss you love you. Uh, I will see you tonight for pizza Uh, well rvm's not uh, yeah, I hang up the sex message Uh, I guess we'll hop in another car and I go where the car open up the door Why are we getting in the car?

We have to get going. There's a foxy figured out where the thing is What thing? The thing that foxy that was messing with my company Oh that thing. Okay.

Yeah All right, okay, so you guys uh you guys drive for a little bit not even going back into the Okay And uh, you come across a really large factory that seems to have rebuilt itself and it looks to be like a big Weird living factory that's building something in the center of it And it looks to be incredibly menacing and for approaching from the other side seems to be a plethora of heroes And we will get to that on the next episode of The villain underground. I have been your game mustard. Oh Alex bring crankle and you can find me on happy on happy on happy puke at the twitter machine. I guess Uh, I'm philip.

I play silicon artist. You can find me on twitter. I'm at canada underscore philip with two alibis I'm kody at play knocks and you can find me on the twitter at code 3 And alie I played that I and you can find me on twitter at alumnum underscore. I died Um, mike I sometimes play rpm and you can find me on twitter at the mike And if you like this show as a whole head over to twitter and check us out at shu podcast And if you would like to support us at all you could ever do patreon and patreon.com slash shu podcast We have a patreon game going that's not all fold up yet and it's it's I think the first episode should have at least aired by now and Tomorrow if you are at giglicon tomorrow being the 21st of this place, right?

Yes. Yes. This one's july Yeah, uh the 21st of july, uh, which is tomorrow because I should be releasing on the 20th We will be at giglicon doing uh the next episode of villain underground with all some lovely folks So how about that? I'm one of those ones you're a giglicon and you haven't hugged me yet come hug me and then I will shoot you in the faces did I Is um if you are a giglicon and you haven't hugged me yet.

I'm socially awkward. So I guess say hi first maybe That's a release on the day if you release it on the 21st, it'll be the day of the thing Right, it'll be released on the 20th. I've been releasing on thursday So it should be releasing between you. Okay.

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We got ark light We got glbb check those out. They're good boys. We got Yes, how do I how do I we'll do it with cool dude. They've been doing good.

We did like a little side quest Uh, we passed the hundreds uh, we did a little side quest when we're gonna get back on our main mission Hopefully if we don't tangent into oblivion, which is probably going to happen Yeah, that sounds good. That sounds fun. That's like an all right time. Uh, mike.

Are you do anything of interest? I know Uh, check out what is it? Uh, sonic quotes? Yeah, so I have a twitter Twitter account that I did years ago that I will maybe never update again, but if you want to like that It's it's it's twitter.com slash sonic comments and I chuckle every like year or so.

Whatever. Remember I did So everybody go to uh twitter.com go to sonic comments follow and retweet them all Mike bhachman just let you know there was an episode of heroes where we told everybody to tweet at you their review of shu And a bunch of people actually did it. I don't know if you saw them because you probably get a lot of shit on twitter that you ignore And it was probably just all meaningless nonsense But like people were actually reviewing our show at you that actually you know what I do remember periods of times where I had no idea so That actually probably happened very well. Yeah, I was like hey everybody tweak your reviews at my bhachman on twitter And then a bunch of people did it like this show was great at my Also, if you are listening to this in just purely in audio form and we'd like to see us do this live You can't do that.

Um basically we're on uh twitch It's kind of like at the beginning of the month usually on thursdays Yeah, but we do twitch we do one hero a month and we do one villains a month and then we do generation justice and this base game So we have four games a month, but all the fresh it So you can get notified is by going to her twitch twitch.tv slash s house studios and following us and you'll get a notification You'll get an email when we're going live. I also do a troll troll stream sometimes We're all stream a game, but i'll make this gameplay footage very very small and on top of my face Yeah, let's do that after this show because i'm gonna get a little g. No, yeah, let's go play pug g Are we gonna play pug g? Let's go get some pug pug pug Here's another another fun prank instead of tweak me your reviews this week.

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We relate it's dire weasels a real ish dunch and dragons actual play podcast we're on iTunes Google play and poppy like come on guys So we're kind of legit Oh, yes, I've only recently joined but you guys have been on for like a couple years You guys have a twitter and a patreon and everything. Okay, that actually sounds ready though. I'll be sure to check that out Thanks for the recommendation man You're welcome We're sorry. I'm sorry.

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