the villains do another episode of the villain underground. I am happy to have you and the game Mustard and with me today we have three villains we have Ellie the death jah. What? Code down we're doing redundancy and Philip Mexico.
My famous ass two people. We gave videos everyone this is our live show at Geekly Cops. So we did have an episode air yesterday if people didn't listen to it I would not be upset because we're really busy but would somebody like to give us a basic rundown of what happened on last week's episode because it's just no spoilers. No spoilers?
I just started it. No spoilers this is all spoilers. We ran to a place and a bunch of heroes came up on us in front. Yes.
So I guess that's as non-spoilers you can get. There is a living factory building something suspicious and heroes have been sent to stop them. The villains knocks. You are leading your friends.
Oh silly con artists. Leading. And did I? My friends.
I can't believe it. I figured. But yes you see a brigade of heroes in front of you. Oh shit.
There's a bunch of heroes around us. Well they're all in front of you between you and the living factory that is super suspicious. Excuse me. Can you all move please?
No. Oh no. All right. Yes don't you.
Oh hold on. Hold on. You say villains. But what makes us villains?
You kill people. You kill people. I shoot them. I shoot them.
Wait are we the brigade? Yeah I have these papers. I mean sure but I probably just bought the entire system. So that's a villain.
You lose your friend. That's a man. That's not me. That's not me.
That's not me. That's not me. You're a brigade. You have been sent here by your fearless leader like speed who didn't show up because he was kind of busy.
He was out of press signing. So he phoned you all up and said hey there's a suspicious factory. I have word that some douchebags are going to go there and try to do something. Get away please.
Hey. Where did I scroll? This is in character. It can't blame me for what likes me.
Hold on. You can't blame me for what likes me. Okay. I'm just unreliable there.
Where's the lie? Where's the lie? Where's the lie? So yes so villains what do you do in response to the brigade of heroes that stands in front of you?
I was going to shoot them. Hold on. Hold on. That doesn't work just as well.
I don't. That's a salt I'm pretty sure that means you're a villain. I'm going to shoot whoever just spoke. Okay so I guess we're answering.
So the first wave of four will start over here. If you have villain characters come up. So for hero characters. One, two, three, four.
If you have somebody come up if you don't we'll just move on. We are recruiting. Somebody? No.
Okay. Somebody? No heroes want to attack the almighty force which is not villains but the knocks in poor you. All right.
Ellie. I'm going to go first. I do. But that's hard to do in a live show.
So what we're going to do is these guys are going to go one by one and attack you guys. Okay. And then you guys get to respond. And hopefully they'll survive a little bit.
And if you survive one attack you can stay up here and keep going. All right. So the first hero to attack is. I am baby Hiroshi.
You got a loving? You don't have that ring. That's not fair. Oh, that's a true baby child coming out of the savior.
So baby Hiroshi what is your power? You got a love me. So what is your power? You got a love me.
So what is your power? You got a love me. So what is your power? You got a love me.
So roll the dice. Add a two and that is your low billy. Who are you attacking with? All these guys.
No, just before. Okay. I'll do the backhand. No.
I'm attacking Knox. What? You got a love me. So that is a three?
Three? All right. So Knox roll over the dice. How do you give me numbers?
All right. What's my will? You don't have a will. What's your goal?
Roll over the dice. Roll over the dice. Roll over the dice. That's right.
My sheets are not a hushie. It's a one. It's a one? I love the baby.
Kill it and take damage from baby Rosie by having to love it. What? I don't know. It's a frits lead.
Hit me. You're the father who loves you. I have to run this somehow. You're the son, man.
You're the son, man. You're the son, man. I'm just trying to push through. All right.
Baby Rosie, you're still there who's next coming up to tech in villains. I am diabetes, man. I will give you diabetes. Who are you attacking with?
I'm not you. I'm so nice. Also Knox. Also Knox.
Also Knox. Yeah. Alright, rolling a plus two. No, stop.
I'm supposed to have memes for this. Are we gonna have a zebra in this? Okay, for two. For two.
What's a good defense against getting time? Fizzie, yes, I'm a fake. Oh, yes. Or, or, use a resource point and donate to the JDRF.
Oh, you can't swim pumps. I feel like I can just slide that in with a fake point, right? Yeah, sure. Yeah, well you're rolling a fizzie.
Okay, alright fine. Fizzie. I got a plus two. Oh, that's high.
What did you get? You got two. I'm just gonna slide this side. I'm just gonna slide this side.
I'm gonna slide this side. I'm gonna slide this side. No, kickbox. I am brickwork.
I am a person made out entirely of very small building blocks. Are they are brand? They are brand. They are branded.
Legolas. Oh, hold on. Hold on. I got it.
Legolas. Are you a very pretty brickman? All last. I hear he has pointy, he was a long way here.
Alright, so who are you attacking? Can I create advantage? Yeah. Can I disperse my body along the ground?
They were to step on me. It would encumber their movements. I'm actually gonna do absolutely confusing power. I got a minus two.
Okay. So what happens is brickwork comes trips and spreads bricks in front of the hero brigade. So now the villains have a one use plus two algae feats. I rolled minus one.
I rolled minus four. What the hell is this? Where's D for, man? Where's D for?
Where's D? Where's D for? Who do we got next? I am mixed stuffing, and I shall turn one of your insides into stuffing.
Wait, wait, wait. This is a powerful dude. I thought you were talking. You don't have a PhD?
No. Is it turkey something or is it just? I'm not stuffing. Can you shoot the worker that's talking to me?
Yeah, sir. Totally cotton. So that makes up or... ...tireckersuffins?
The doctor is my cousin. Who are you attacking with your stuffing power? I should follow the thing. I don't think so.
You know what happens when I die. I just think it's funny because Ellie's just gonna murder the ball. I know. I'm not gonna do anything.
Apparently, thanks, Ellie. It's gonna be real weird and get girls on them. How are you attacking this stuff? Oh!
Zero, zero, zero, plus, plus, plus, three. Three. Alright, so your roll against stuff is so... How do I...
...getting stuck? There's the crossover, G.O.B. and holding stuff. Yeah.
Alright. So it's like, oh, there are guys in G. It's just normal roll. It's just like, you think to it.
Wait, wait, wait. Can you have another big, quick? You get three, Cody. Okay, we're gonna re-roll the nugget stuff.
You can't do stuff. You can't do stuff. He's too young to be stuffed. Oh, it's better.
Alright, plus two, but like, what do you mean? You better get into the bend. Ah! Athletic show.
Athletic show. Hi, yay! All that stuff for me. I'm so close.
Okay, now the villains get to go against these four. Who do you attack first? Dead eye. Well, baby Hiroshi's just irritating me.
Don't hurt my baby! Hi! But, I don't know, I think mixed stuff in's over here. It's slightly more dangerous.
So, I'm gonna shoot it mixed stuff in. Alright, mixed stuff in's. Roll shoot against mixed stuff in's. You gonna defend?
Roll the defend? Cheesus. That's right. That's a plus.
Roll for it. Roll for it and two. That is zero on your dice list too. Oh, so, explain how you kill mixed stuff in's.
So, I shoot mixed stuff in's in the stomach area and the stuffing just explodes out. Like an overstep for... Mixed stuff in's. Mixed stuff in's.
I don't think it was born out. I use well stuffed with blood. Alright, then we go to Silly Con Artists. I'm going to turn my hands into puddles and I'm going to pick up a bunch of bricks and the springs that have come out and I'm going to spin them around and knock them around.
Not that you heard. I'm sorry, what was yours? Diabetes man. Diabetes man, no doctor.
Alright. I'm gonna wail on you. With a fight, that's gonna be a plus three. Roll dice against you and maybe not die.
Ooh. You don't die. Did you use the bricks? Did you use the bricks?
You didn't use the bricks. You didn't use the bricks? What? There's bricks.
Oh yeah, I picked up bricks with it. Oh, so that was your roll total. Oh, that would have been a plus five. Yeah.
Alright, so you are out. Oh, okay. So that you got to use the bricks? Yeah.
With the bricks, you'll describe how you killed them. Say it. Say it. Say it.
Say it. Say it. Say it. Say it.
Say it. Say it. Say what? Say what?
Am I catchphrase? Yeah, I don't have one. You totally do. Oh, I take you to the bricks.
Yeah. I have been setting that up for nothing. I'm playing all of them. Alright.
Max, who are you going to do? There's two more. There's two more. I'm going to go roshi.
What's the issue? I hate creating advantage that they're held. I mean, I could do that. Okay, I'll roll physique.
How about that? Look at that fight. It's a baby. It's a baby.
You got to get the same. What? Physique and fight are the same for me. Okay, then.
Okay. It makes you feel better. You want good baby? Oh, god.
Yeah. Well, roll versus what is that? It's a weird like half a. Do you get like the Christmas side?
No, it's a ball on hog. It's just weak. Plus two. Okay.
Plus two. Alright, so you are just being hung up. I don't know why you roll for it. How we play the game?
As this battle is going on, the factory makes a strange buzz and cracks open. Smoke pours out from the factory and inside is a figure. And the figure comes out and says, Hey guys. Is that robo?
I dropped baby hush immediately. You got the soft sweat? Stepping out silhouette from the mist is Robyn Oveys, I believe. Unless you did something totally forgetting.
What? How you guys man? Good. I mean, yeah.
It's been alright. What have you been up to? Being rebuilt, I guess. What's up with the factory?
I don't know. I think something was going on. I installed myself on your computer. Oh.
Something you rebooted something? I don't know. Yeah, there was a hard reach of some sort. Wait, what?
They're all these guys. I don't know, but they're trying to kill us. We should probably get on that. Right.
Can we just leave? Can we just leave? You can't. There's two more.
Oh, my God. One. And the next one. Yeah, come on up.
So we still have brickwork here. Brickwork. Are you going to do anything different? Yes.
You can sit here. Oh, just grab a chair. I have two. I'm going to grab a chair.
So what I'm going to do is I'm going to reconstitute myself. However, what I'm going to do is I'm going to form a protective, very small barrier around dead eye so that she can't see. And is also constricted by bricks. Alright, so you're trying to basically hold that.
Roll your brick powers. Roll your brick power. Roll your brick power. Roll your brick.
Am I going to pay for it? No. You're trying to get a nice again. Your job is tough.
So I'm going to use gun food to shoot all your individual bricks as you're trying to enclose them around me. That is a plus five. Alright. Your brick tactic does not work.
No, it does not. Alright, so maybe Hiroshi can get to come out again. Who are you thinking of now? No.
No, you don't. Well, obviously Knox doesn't love me because he just dropped me. So I feel like I'm an artist. You got to love me.
I got a minus one. Okay. Are you going to love me? I'm a gentleman's one.
We'll see. What can I use? Empathy? Will?
Oh. It's Will. It's a plus four. And you don't love me.
You don't love me. I don't love anything. I love you. You're a plus.
No one. Okay. Two more. Join the friend we got here.
Hi, I'm Red Panda. Red Panda. Red Panda. Red Panda.
Red Panda. Red Panda. Red Panda. Red Panda.
What do you do and who do you do? Can we just talk about what just happened because she had a weird look on her face. Not a hard reboot. I'm not a hard therapist.
I don't know. I defend with Will. Yeah, I get a plus two of you're a therapist. What's that weird?
Is that your power? Is it going to talk to them? I hate it. We've got to think this is the pyramid really is the standard game.
I guess chat it out. Won't pretend it out. This is counts. Good therapy session.
We'll talk next week. Alright, here we go. One more. Oh, God.
I'm the Adminian. I'll pay for power. Which involves paper cuts and staples. Alright.
Oh, okay. So I'll roll your paper cut. I'll fill a canada's cake. I'll fill a canada's cake.
And he has that three-headed snake. It's actually a thing. So rolling to attack. So rolling to attack.
Deadeye. Staple some the eyes really hurt. That's a plus five. I wasn't kidding about my dice like Colleen.
I'm just going to shoot you now. That is a plus seven. Oh, no! I think I know what to do.
I think I know what to do. That's not me. Alright. Alright.
What's that? All of them? So then you guys get to go with me. Yes.
We will go. Deadeye. Who are you shooting? You tried to entrap me.
I don't appreciate it well. Okay. I roll very poorly. That is a plus three.
To find the little terrible. Yup. Deadeye. Yes.
Brickwork is dead. Nooooo. Nooooo. Nooooo.
Nooooo. Does his body leave his little bricks all over the floor though? I'm not going to do a free band. Okay.
That's good. That's a twig to help with therapy. Yeah. You can bring it.
Yeah. Silly got our two of you. I'm going to attack this weird band that tried to help us. That's not a thing.
It's not a thing. You have trouble accepting who you are. I'm going to... It's a new job.
Alright. With fights. So yeah. Plus five.
Plus five. Nice, please. I'm going to melt basically my whole hand over your mouth and go, shh. Go, go, just think.
Come on, joke. Alright. Red paint is done. It's just good.
Robies. I would like to eat the banana man. Alright. Roll to eat banana.
I mean, I have John just as a condition. And welcome back to the pro. And welcome back to the pro. Yeah.
Depends on the spoons. Yeah. Everything plus two. No.
Oh, guys. Oh. So that's a zero. Would you get...
What am I using for this? Fight. Fight. Yeah.
If I just pour in the first one. So yeah. So, yeah. So, I'm going to get a...
I get a... Eyes appear. Her heart's appear in my eyes. And I run up and I grab him.
No, no, no, no, no. I'm not an actual banana. No, no, no, no, no, no. Roboes jaw on hinges.
And he just takes a big bite on the top of his head. I'm not a banana. Are you just going to swallow me one whole? Nah, just bite in half.
You got you at the first. Why is this bodyboard the fucking... I thought it was me something else. I like what he did.
So, I'm going to be able to spit in half. I got a... I love the new Roboes. I'm going to be able to have a big fan.
I'm going to be able to have a big fan. I'm going to be able to have a big fan. I'm going to be able to have a big fan. I'm just like, it's okay to be able to have a big fan.
I understand. Roboe no one is an old friend. Maybe you could talk about my problems. Because someone killed a good freaking therapist.
I wanted to kick with my minions. So I tell a big grocery all about my problems. And I repurveau because they're all horrible and terrible. And he has some weird mommy issues.
Do you mind if you want to steal the stuff? Roll for weird mommy issues. That's still a two. That is a one.
Alright, so describe how your mommy issues drive baby perochio west. It's just whisper baby perochio west. Yeah, the mommy died and they're bled everywhere. They'll go to the side and talk about quiet.
And then baby perochio realizes that they don't actually love dogs. My mommy died? No! No!
No! This child is this. I'm done with them. I'm not a reporter but I'm a team child.
Oh, but they're still over. Oh, but they're still over. Gate, who else do we have? We're going down.
You. You. Uh, Lorelai, you. Okay, we got four more coming up.
Oh my word. They just don't stop. Never stop. It's like their minions.
They're like in the background. And they have it loaded yet. And then they get in the foreground and then they become free dudes. Great.
So come on up. Who are you? What you do? Alright, so I'm a miss.
That's it. And my power is to be invisible but only when no one else is looking. Okay. Alright.
How are you going to help? So what I'm going to do is I'm going to pop a smoke grenade and see if I can like this if you ever move well. And stab, silly shit. No, silly shit.
No, silly shit. Alright, stab, silly shit. No, this is not a thing. I'm going to be honest.
I have no idea what I'm supposed to do with these two. Oh, they may be going for the bloopers. This is a zero total. Yeah, so the zero total.
Okay, so two. Two to stab, so two. Okay. Still, that's with negative one.
If it's fight, it's plus three. Alright, so I'm silly shit. Not just stab. My eyes turn into the back of my head.
I see everything. I re-up here. Yeah. Whoa, whoa.
No. No. No. No.
No. No. No. No.
No. No. No. No.
No. No. No. No.
No. No. I'm going to go after Dadai, and I'm going to say the probability of all the bullets in her gun spontaneously combusting and exploding her guns. It's got 100%.
Alright, roll the over four. Roll the over four. Nice to ask you. If it's 1.
Uh, so this is a minus one. So that's two to that. So what? Alright, what are you defending with the against probabilities?
I don't know. No. Not will, not will. Well sit down attacking bullets.
No, it's where her bullets stand. No you can do that. I won't notice. I will notice to see if my bullets are not working perfectly alone.
That's what I did with bullets. That is a plus four. You see that your bullets are working properly. We need Jack's reload, bring it.
So, next guy, what's going on? My name's Sticky Boy. I make things stick. I'm going to use a Sticky Boy who are you attacking?
Welcome to my team. Welcome to my team Sticky Boy. I'm attacking... Oh, okay.
Hey, this is one that I see. Got a... Two. Two.
Got a two. Stick. Hey Sticky Boy, you want to go to a high school or two? I'm going to roll Gunfoo.
That is a plus six. No! Sticky Boy, not Sticky. Oh, alright.
I mean, did they notice this over here? I mean, I'm the only one that's actually happening. Yeah, if not, it's because they know you don't do anything, it's okay. But I'm still here.
He pays here. Robos playing the Switch, he's installing them. Wait, what's playing? What's his friend feel, too?
I don't know, he's got a satellite. Why is the DM like... I need to go to the right where it's right. That's my brain.
It's the brain ledge. So what do we got? I am Corona. I have a fire power.
I thought you were going to talk about beer. Alright, so I'm going to ask you very fast. I'm going to have to go to the right. I'm going to create an advantage.
I'm going to make a firewall drive out. Ooh, this sounds familiar. It actually used to kick. Ooh, ooh.
Alright, so... No, sorry, Robos. And that was all four of you guys, right? So, that eye.
Who could you queen to murder? The real question, hmm, I don't know. If you kill Sticky Boy, I will kill you. Well, I guess not Sticky Boy then.
Why did you afraid of him? Why did you think he was going to do it? He must make you sick. Do you do it again?
I tried to explain your bullets. Oh, right, I'm going to kill you. Nobody touches that eye. Don't touch my guns.
My guns are my babies. Well, that is a plus four. You can beat it. That's a three.
Oh, so how do you kill a probability man? Or what do you do? He can't shoot him. He can't shoot him.
Oh, heck no, I should have straightened the face. No, no, my face. It's my money maker. Somebody's live fixing the wiki, right?
So, we've got a lot to do. Alright, so, shut. It's silly, con artist. Alright, Sticky Boy, come here.