Villain Underground #46

Hello everybody and welcome to another episode of Villain Underground. Record in Live at Kingdom, but not exactly as live as before. It is as live as before, but slightly different. We're all together in the same room, which is cool.

Phil stopped giving me the same guy. This is the only chance to get it. We're gonna have to coordinate the park all over the ground, huh? We have people in the background.

Oh, no, it's a dragback. So I'd like to introduce you to four dichols. Our big men's are full. Fill up, conjonda.

Yeah, I got three decks of you. Yeah, I wanna get it. I like it. It's better than your other ones.

Fuck. Oh, it's a shot fired fight. Fight me. I'll take my character and mark.

We do it. We got Ellie Laval Dingdong. Laval Dingdong. Here, hi.

Hi. We've got Code Word Septicae. Whoa. Turn the morning to your laddies.

You said Septicae. Jack Septicae is a good guy. No, my jokes. No, we got it.

I was letting you roll. Do the roll. I don't know the rest of it. Okay.

All right, and then we've got William Bingham. Don't get excited guys. I'm only here because they lock me out of my room. Ooh.

We have a special guest today of Frederick Rilafo. Hi everybody. Ooh. Okay.

We love you. We just hate your character. Okay. You're playing a bad person.

Because he's bad to the boat. Aren't you guys the bad guys? No. Sorry.

What? You're the villains. Yeah, but we're in the good villains. I stopped shit posting on Twitter the other day.

See? And then I started. So, yeah. Is that like a new resolution?

No. You were running the whole thing. You were there. Oh, okay.

Okay. Okay. So who would like to tell us what happened on the very special live panel of... I guess it's...

I'll find a way to pick up a new thing. We'll put our fingers on our nose. Thank you for giving me the heads up. So the villain underground, they were going up to some warehouse and they were accosted by a legion of heroes, superheroes, I should say.

Oh, cause it's a good word. Yes. And they got their ass kicked and they died. The heroes.

Oh, I was talking about you guys. I was some fake attention. Yeah. No, so they proceeded to beat up a baby.

A guy who put a blank on themselves that thought he was invisible. A selfie witch. And a poor sickly man who had diabetes. But they did get money to a homeless guy.

So they were deemed themselves. Oh, still kind of an artist, ain't a guy. Oh, yeah. Sticky boy.

Sticky boy. Sticky boy. Sticky boy is my favorite. Sticky boy is my favorite.

That's why you become one of me. And then I guess after all of that, there was a special announcement for a person came back and called. So yeah, they went back to the mansion and there was... Twisted arrow.

Yes, with a legion of people going through the mansion. The horribly horror bleed to figure the mansion. Oh, I also wrote a notebook came back. Oh, shit.

I'm so sorry. It just feels like he never left. Yeah. He was smacking the whole time.

He was selling lots. I completely missed him. Yeah. What the fuck was that?

I didn't approve a Robodomos character. Well, I did, but it's because I didn't read. What do you say? I like to do a really good thing.

Well, I was literally sending Alex screenshots of the character sheet. So I really, I really heard some of you. I did it. I looked at it.

I was like, oh, that's good. I didn't know all of the feats and how you're going to use them together. But yeah, yeah. You didn't know Robodomos would be so into body work.

Yeah. It's our brand, baby. Welcome to our new body work. So we are there.

So how would we like to start? We're standing there on the lawn of the mansion. I'm going to shoot with scenario. We're going to shoot at, so is his hair.

I'm going to shoot his ass. Okay. Literally his ass. I'm going to shoot him in the end.

Make a roll for shoot. Plus seven. Plus seven. That's a nine.

Or no, that's a seven. Okay. So what I do, I roll for nice and add my shoot. Or yeah, actually, you know, let me get a real quick rundown of turn order.

So that is always first. This guy has the highest notice after that. I have a plus one notice. Jesus.

And I also have a plus one to all notice rolls. And I can never be caught by supplies or unaware. Into my mind's eye abilities. Yeah.

Alex, I'll have my character sheet. Can I say it in a paper? You really? Seriously?

Okay. Alright. So then Trustaro goes second. Who else has got some notice going on?

Silly Buddy is getting number two. Or he got two. You really seem to be playing it. Well, change names.

Rebranding is the silly art. He's the silly buddy of the silly art. There was an episode where they went to an alternate reality where there was your alternate and his name was Silly Buddy. Oh, really?

Yeah. I know. I know. I know.

I'm telling you. Okay. You have to go 0. What is it?

It's a movie that we have. Zero. Okay. So then all of the army men.

Okay, but he's low. Sorry. Army men? Yeah.

So he's got a squad with him. Yes. And where are the minions? Millions.

It seems as if the army has been here for a while. You went to go check out the factory and they had gone through and taken dispatch of your minions. They're in handcuffs, in trucks. Oh, okay.

Okay. So they're on set. They're on set. Yeah, they're there.

And not a small army right? Yeah. Ninjas or something. Yeah.

I'm actually ninjas. We're not. They're like, um, black ops. They're black ops.

Okay, that makes sense. They're ninjas and not. They're American ninjas. They're Chris Farley American ninjas.

Oh, I'm a great one. Okay. Yeah. They're American ninjas enough.

Okay. All right. So you rolled a seven to hit. Okay.

What defense? So I don't know what my defense is. So it's that's it's usually athletics against a ranged attack. Okay.

So all right. So then I have athletics plus four. Okay. So plus four then really dice.

So it's four. Yeah. So four. So the G hits you for three.

I'm going to kill you. You're going to try. I'm going to succeed. All right.

So it's a arrow. You are get to go next. These villains you've been dispatched to take them house. Yeah.

So where am I? Am I like on the mansion or my home? Where would you like to be? I would imagine that I'm kind of like on like a balcony or something.

Okay. And from the double doors of this is a mansion. Yeah. So like pouring out a mansion just my black op ninjas.

Yeah. Just like doing twists and twirls and jumping jacks and push ups. All kinds of things to distract you. Are they all junk club made?

Yeah. So you're like doing the splits between two moving tracks. You know, there's 25 moving tracks. 26 moving tracks.

I'm trying to do donuts. He's kicking like a watermelon on a rope off of a tree. It's a good show of course. And then so can I do like a jump off of the balcony and also do a shoot at same time?

Oh yeah. Perfect. So I will jump off of the balcony and mid flip. I will pull one of my arrows out from the quiver and shoot right at that eye because she shot me and I have a plus six to shoot.

Oh. I'm sorry. Excuse what? Plus six.

Yeah. By the way. Yeah. Wait, it was for the patreon to reflexes.

He was not. That's a hard. Damn. Land for me guys.

People hate us. No. I think it's a fake point to be relaxed. I was a negative.

Just a big point there. Good play. What? You had a plus though.

It's still the same thing. Yeah. I'm a fake point. He was an all at the beginning.

Oh geez. All right. Well, that is only a plus two. All right.

That's six. Yeah. What kind of arrow do you hit that eye with? So it's actually just one of my traditional serrated barbed arrows.

And as that arrow pierces into you, I too will use a fake point. And I will use my move called the Robin Hood, which means I will, after hitting the target, fire another arrow, split the first one in two and do the same exact damage again without rolling. Nice. No, you got to put it on a dead.

Does it drop you, Alec? Wait. Did I heal from the last fight? Yes.

Yeah. Okay. Barely no. Okay.

Right. I'm real fucked up, y'all. And then I do one of those drops out onto the ground where it's like one knee and one hand on the ground, and then I slowly get up as I look at eye in the eyes. Ooh, that's how many.

And then. I'm going to blow him and knee up. I don't even care anymore. I just want to kill him.

I just want to kill him. He has to die. Not killing. You've already abandoned me for death once.

Now all of you will die. Wait, what? Hold on. Who's this?

Okay. Did we give a presentation? There's no point presentation about this. Rubble, this is really good at it.

You threw him together really fast. Wait, what would you like to explain to people listening? What's happening? When I talk about the point presentation?

Uh, Rubble, I mean, you connected to my PC, right? I mean, I had a set up beforehand about Twisted Arrow. Hold on, Twisted. Uh, can you just please hold on for a second.

You just tense an ass. But it's just an arrow. I haven't seen you since the third episode. Oh man, that's a fourth.

It's kind of insulting that you guys don't remember me. No, they broke out of prison together. What? I mean, yeah, but.

Uh, actually. To be fair, I wasn't there. Oh, that's right. Twist the talking.

You're gonna show you. I don't know. We've met before because you had us put on those missions, correct? Yeah.

It is an ass. You technically met it. I mean, I didn't leave you for Dad. We thought you were gone.

There was a lady and she was all like viny and stuff and weird and hand time was going on. We thought you placed bombs. We know you didn't abandon you. I mean, look, we thought you were Asian and like you were into the hand time thing so we thought you would be there.

That is incredibly recent. I mean, I was into it. I'm gonna die. It's a tough job.

Knox. I'm glad we have this face to face time. You're next. Oh dear.

Oh dear. So I got our dissaturate. So what's the other here? I'm like on the ground bleeding profusely.

So you want to kill us, please? Make him stop. Oh, make him stop. Be a migrant.

Kill him. Or eat him. That works too. I don't even hear him.

So I thought I'd just let you know that amongst your group are betrayers. I will give you one opportunity since you weren't a part of the original crew that betrayed me and joined my team. I thought you'd not get this. Because you fucking shot me.

This is your one chance. I'm a little fair. I've been joined me and we will re-prevenge on everybody that has ever ron'd you. And we will start a new sticky empire.

You know what? No. These guys are cool. You got a little bit of fun.

Plus they love to eat people. Like I'm gonna eat you. You're a dad? Yeah, I'm a dad.

So I'm gonna turn my fist into sledgehammers and begin the whirling dervish, of course. And wind myself up real quick and then kind of explode really quickly. So that is going to be a plus seven. Okay.

Plus seven whirling dervish comes with a sledgehammer hands. So I'll do one of those moves where I use my bow as like a shield and then I'll try to block your sledgehammer hands. So that is only a three of the sledge legs. Oh, well it would be fight, right?

Oh, is it fight? Okay, so then that would be a four. Okay, so how much damage did you do then? That would have been three damage.

Okay, so three damage. My role was seven. Yeah, I guess you're bored. Alright, so you take three damage.

I don't know what my impact is. So you're tracking it from your right now. Yeah, yeah. What did you take from that?

Three and three so far. Okay. Yes, yes. We don't have to bounce smoothly.

Okay, can I attempt to steal some arrows from this quiver as well? Like on my turn, kind of thing. Well, just for flavor, if you want to roll a burglary, sure. I mean, if you want to actually give you any kind of bonus.

Okay. Alright, so the Jean-Claude van Damn, man, take a prick from kicking watermelons off of ropes to fire upon Robonovo, he's a big scary Robonmunkie. They get a six. Okay, Robonvix begins to cartwheel out of the way using his athletics.

Jesus. Oh, dear. So seven athletics. Oh my god.

No, no, no, no. He's touching it one of the way machine can fly. I'm not attacking black. Let's come on guys.

Alright, but there are two swabs. There are two swabs. By the way, another one shoots at Knox. They got a five at Knox.

Machine can fly. What am I using to dodge? Athletics. Unless you have something else that you would need.

These machine guns are shooting ninja stars. I just do so much. So, yeah, Knox tries to jump up in the sky and fly away, but one of the boosters is where he gets off and then he's only got two. Okay, so you take three to damage.

Alright, now Knox, it is your turn. So I'm going to be really helpful this round because we have someone so evil, so filling us back with us. I will be super helpful and shoot at the locks on the card doors to release my minions. Okay, alright.

Don't worry, I'm wearing the suit. So I use investigate to shoot as investigate? Yes, a fighter comes down over my head and it locates certain things and aims at my arm for me. Okay, and fires upon them.

They roll with terrible. That's still a false word. If I can have it, no one can. Okay, well, let's eat more.

No, it's good. Two? Alright, you're shooting the locks off of the van doors. They still have zip ties around their hands, but they can now get out of the truck yet.

I mean, they're good, they can take it. It's gonna take a minute, right? They can like burst through. There's a couple of women.

Yeah, there you have a few of the other miscellaneous team members that are still around. You still here? No, he left. He left a couple of them since he got it.

Yeah, he got taken to the bricks one too many times. Yeah, by the way, that's mission number two. If we finish this, we're fine, Reggie. We're fine, we're fine.

There's another Donaldson situation. Okay, sorry. No, I actually care about Reggie. Alright, so you shot van doors.

Robbie Noby is your turn. Okay. Roman Obo is going to call out to his old friend Black Legolas and he's gonna say, Black Legolas, what the hell? Why are you men shooting at me?

You left me behind. But remember the good days when we were in Harlem and we took out those thugs with the Blackout Blunt Arrow. You're a rock. Call them off.

And I'm going to roll rapport. I can't see anything. I can't see anything. Oh boy.

Ooh. Okay, so I got a... Where's your empathy? Damn, I got a negative one.

I thought you were saying plus four. No, no, no. You got a negative one? Alright, he rolled a four.

So, for a brief moment, Twisted Arrow slash Black Legolas, locks eyes of Roman Obo. And there is almost a glimmer of recognition. His face kind of changes. It drops the features of his face and I go a little softer.

And then hardens back up as if he has like, remembers the memory of being left behind in a building that was exploded by your bombs. And does not call off his Legion of Jean-Claude Banden. Alright, uh, die. This is an emotional fight.

This is the most emotional fight we've ever had. This is good. I'm shooting Twisted Arrow. I don't care anymore.

Shoot at him. I'm gonna pull out a fucking RPG and do it. Alright, what's that? What is that?

It's just flavors. The damages of the damage it does. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's that?

I don't like that reaction. What? Uh, five. What do you know?

I got back. Alright, so you shoot RPG and it doesn't do damage. How do you defend against the RPG? Oh yeah, so with my mind's eye ability, I can not be surprised and my notice is pretty high.

So I instantly, I'm just like jumping backwards pulling out an arrow and I shoot the RPG out of the air and it explodes midway between us. And as the smoke dissipates, you just see Black Legolas standing down. Okay, bitch. Twisted Arrow Black, I'm gonna say Black Arrow, Twisted Legolas.

Yeah, whatever you are at this point. It is your turn. Um, so I assume that I just kind of bleeding profusely and I probably don't see her as a threat right now. Oh, that was the most damage you've ever done.

Um, you stay over there. So I'm gonna pull out an arrow for my quiver and I'm gonna shoot Silicon Artis, but the tip of this arrow is actually just like what looks like a small pouch. Um, and then I use my shoot ability. Okay, so that's a six.

Okay, what is the pouch container? Well, you'll know. You'll know. You'll know.

Uh, I got a five for defense. Six. How many do you have? Okay.

Okay. So I'll bring it to six. Okay. So he defends against it.

Okay, so the arrow, um, as arrow comes to you, I assume you like swatted out of the way or something. Well, what was it? Well, I guess maybe. What's that?

What was it? So in the bag, some kind of liquid just splashes out towards you, but none of it hits you and then just kind of hits the ground, but it does have a certain chemically. Okay, I was gonna say, if it was like a net or something like that, we could do some dynamical. Alright, Zilly, come on, artist, it's your turn.

Ooh, it's gonna fucked up now, boy. And I'm gonna spring up into the air and I'm gonna go cannonball. I'm gonna like cannonball on top of him and I won't splatter myself all over him. Okay.

Way him down. Uh, so fight, I kind of want to create an advantage. Okay, way down under like a way to mic. Alright, but it's funny.

But it's with your fight. Yeah, so where's my fight? Oh, yeah, where's your fight? Um, so be it.

Five. So creating a vagin's what? Uh, that just means he, that there's like a bonus that somebody else or he can use on another turn to get a bonus to attack. And what would that be like a plus two?

I think on how much he beats you by. Oh, guys. So like if you only beat you by a couple of seconds plus one, if you beat you by a lot, it can be a plus two or two uses a plus two with a whole... What, it was your roll?

Uh, it would be a five. It was your five. Uh, right now it's a three, but I'm just saying whether or not I want to reroll that. Uh, I'm gonna reroll it.

Okay. So then that would be a six. And your, and your fight was a five. Okay, so you defended against it.

Yeah, so I just tuck and roll out of the way as he splatters behind me. Big old puddle, poo, person. Alright, the two army guys, one still shooting at Robie, one still shooting at Nax. Robie, Robie, all right.

So they shoot at Robie with a four. Yeah, they shoot at Nax with a four. Robie's continuing to run across the line at full speed with his amazing athletic and roll the five. Jesus, okay.

Uh, Nax does the opposite of that. Robie lands on top of one of the trucks and uh, uh, they hit him for two because he opens his arms up wide and then gets shot at each arm. He's like, oh, can you stop for a second? Jeez.

He knocks a shot at kid. Nax and see your turn. I can see Nax that you were just as useless as you were back then. Well, twist it.

You take fire damage. Well, twist it, Arrow. I see that you're back, but not a man of your word like you always wear back in the day when you were with us. Cause you said you were out to get me next, but I didn't see no Arrow coming towards me.

You shot Silicon artists who you were trying to report with us at first. Then come get me. I'm right here and here are my minions. So why don't you and your men try to suck it and come out to me, bro.

It's the real come real good on, Audie. I know holding a bucket of ice. One of my minions gave this to me. Is it to make me feel better?

After... I'm gonna have to bury the guy there. I'm gonna grab her, I'll. So what I'm trying to say is, twist it, Arrow.

Why don't you go twist yourself off? Pro-hook. Oh, provokies. It means everyone leaves eventually to use a fake point to be rolled out because...

You were the first one to leave my crew. So that would be a five. Five for provok. Five for provok for Will.

So I have to roll. To defend against provokies. Can you look back? No, look back down.

Get a confusing. What would be the detriment of that? You take a mental stun damage basically. So...

Yeah, so then my Will is three. You're gonna have my swan so I have two Will. Okay, so two then... I had a five.

So the differences, two or the differences, three? The differences. Okay, the differences, three. Okay, so you take some mental damage.

Okay. He hurts you mentally. But I mean, you're not not got or anything. I just get too close.

So I look at Knox and once again, the same interaction with Rooper Novo, there's just this moment of conflict on his face. And he says, well, I was attacking all the people I thought I would have the most threat from, but I will focus on you now, Knox. I'll take you to school hard, Knox, maybe. I swear to them.

It's whatever. It's what I have first. It's what I have first. It's what I have first.

It's what I'm about to do right now. All right, Rooper Novo is your turn. This really throws up ranch in my plans because monkey ranch. Monkey ranch.

Okay. So let's keep going the same way with this instead. Robby slides to a stop after being shot out and out running the gunfire. And he calls out two black legless again.

The report didn't work. So this time he's going to say, be out. Bro, I wasn't the only one knocks betrayed. You think I put those bombs in that building on purpose?

He planted a virus in me. And I'm going to roll the seat. Oh, okay. I got to know this.

Will roll it? Oh! Oh! Oh!

She quack! Seven. Jesus. Is that against my will?

He took my empathy. Empathy. Okay. So against his empathy.

All right. Minus two. All right. So what are you trying to accomplish here, Rooper Novo?

Mm. Roba would have intended to focus all the attention on Knox. Okay. But at this point, it's gonna stay.

Don't shoot me, bro. I can see that we both are kindred in being betrayed by Knox. So if you, after this battle, want to join me, I'll make sure that my men do not attack you whatsoever. As we take down Knox, who truly is the one, the puppet master pulling the strings behind the scenes.

Robo motions back the secret underground. Villain insignia. Is it? It's just like a handshake.

Oh, but it went too far away. Yeah. He puts his thumb and his index finger together and puts it below his belt. And I look at him like, oh, damn it.

I do the same symbol back to you. You got me. Every time. All right.

Like the little days. Does that mean you're going to command your men not to tackle Rooper Novo? Yeah, no. None of my men or myself will tackle Rooper Novo.

Okay. Okay. Back up to dead eye. So that eye is extremely pissed off.

She's going to struggle to her feet and like snap off the arrows that are in her chest right now, which is a bad idea in real life, but whatever. And she's gonna be like, listen bitch. It's the last time you shoot me ever again. I'm gonna shoot at Tizenas.

That is a plus five. That's not great. Okay. And then once again, it fits the range.

Yeah. So that is a five as well. Okay. Not just with just barely.

You stay still. Man, how do you think someone just like me? No, this is so like me. Your Keanu Reeves matrix thing is published.

Just to be a dick. Yeah. All right. Black arrow.

All right. So yeah, I mean, at this point, I'm just going to once again, ignoring dead eye, I sprint right towards Knox and about 20 feet away from him. I'll like, tip up, jump, do like a summer soft through the air, and then I'm just like throwing arrows, shooting arrows down and just raining fire. All right.

Knocks, but I guess arrows being shot at you. That is not. Oh, no. I jump off the side of the truck that I'm on and Knox tries to fly away kind of like rolling and tumbling through the air.

Getting a two. Oh, no. So nine minus two is seven. So if I, okay.

You feel the last time. Yeah, I know. Okay. I don't have a third box like you guys.

So what's my six consequence and what's my four consequence and what happens when all my consequences are filled? You're filled arrows and you're getting knocked out. Okay. Are you filled with arrows and getting knocked out?

I'm filled with arrows and probably knocked out. Wait, if you have six, do you have your one box to look? No. You have your two box to look?

No. I don't have a three box. I don't have a three box. So I have all my conditions and physical.

I mean, you can see, right? Yeah. So you're KO. Knox, how do you knock knocks out?

So Knox, I guess your character has a helmet. That's how you control your mental power. I think like a worse iron man. Okay.

I'll see more like Maggie. Yeah. A little bit. Yeah.

More. Cause it's a cover in your face. Oh, yeah. So it's just like the arrows are just peening off of your helmet and the last one knocks it off and just the blunt force.

You're just bleeding. Just bled, burst out of your mouth and your helmet goes fine and you dropped it around. Then it is silicone artist. You monster.

You get my best friend. You say the nice thing about the minute you get here. You know, I'm going to reroll that. It's good.

That's over there. So fight with the whirling derivish. That's going to be an eight. That's really high.

So I use fight as well. I'm the loser. Yes. I will use my last one because I use a fate to shoot Robin head in the fate to be roll.

So one more fate point. This is the last one. Yeah. Yeah.

That's the three altogether. So five damage. All right. So you take five?

Yeah. That was tough. Okay. You killed my best friend.