Villain Underground #49

This episode of shu is brought to you like it looks bad books you what you I think that books know you as in like nasty disgusting No, but those are the best books you sure yeah, cuz those are the books that we get to rip apart and make fun of all the time Hey, why do you tell us about the podcast that is a podcast we read bad Well and make fun of them I'd know would much rather just write my own to be honest I mean we do take submissions first month to That oh, maybe I'll send one in do it where can I'm working on motherfucker find you if you want to know We are on the iTunes and on stitcher and maybe on Google play maybe on Google play I think on Google play But I'm not sure so I'm not gonna say it who plays really nubby list nowadays Hello and welcome to another episode of villain underground. I am your game mustardo happy pukin with me today I have for devilishly Devaner do batters I have Allie Insert goof here Cody. We don't do that anymore. That's our past lives.

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Oh fuck us Alex can we have sir could we have Greg recap the last episode? Oh god, okay Greg Would you like to recap the last episode of the middle of the ground? I give a shot where was uh well most of the city council meeting they were They were talking about Except potholes right that's pretty important. Yeah, and uh bark at the park Yeah, I got the part hey you could use that slogan to get the people fired up about bark at the park Yeah, and then they'd be like maybe collection, you know small collection right here for the mark gotcha gotcha And then uh, let's see what else happened.

Oh boy. I'll remember that meeting. You know you'll remember the meeting Yeah, I would put anyone like to tell us what happened not at the meeting. Oh that robo guy.

He was he's pretty stoked about going to work that day Yeah, there's that uh So yeah, I get that guy a better shirt We also have uh, we also had robo hogs show up at the uh at the place is this name robo hog? What's the name? It's not your body writer boat. Oh, yeah, I got a bigger body Yeah, I got who uh wanted everybody right as hog showed up at the high-rise You wanted no one to write his hog you guys you wanted everyone to write his gnarly Johnson You watch movies you watch baby boss, baby Roadhouse house baby boss is weird.

I think I didn't see it But I was wondering is it is the baby a boss or is it a guy who's the boss of babies? Both oh, is it be weird if you had like a grown guy boss? I haven't seen it. So maybe that would be weird.

That would be a little bit. You mean I wouldn't see it I didn't see it. So I guess I shouldn't say oh boy. Okay, so that's the recap you're gonna get I'm sorry That's what happened.

Yeah, you're back unless it you got it right there good. Just why I'm very very vodka almost just came off my nose So miss teens and did I um you have left the city council meeting Forfitting your votes to whatever they vote on to make it to a different meeting correct. Yes. Yes.

Are you heading to the location? Yeah, make sure that we Contact the other two to make sure they meet up with us somewhere like outside the location and then I'll go in together Okay, so you contact a Silicon artist first a very weird text message appears, but you can kind of It's like are you coming to the location? You said a weird you said a weird text message that I was like a sexual for a second. So I got it.

No, I got I got I got I got I got Borny, so okay I'm gonna be able to make it to the location tonight Do you have to take care of something first be there if I can do you double? Why it would be appropriate even text back it would be appropriate if you came because we might need him Why can't you test and you already have your phone out? I'm gonna text Robo no Bo. Well make you interact with him.

What are you text Robo no Bo? Robo can you meet at this location and I give I give him like an address? he's going to reply with the Monkey smiling while covering up its eyes emoji. What does that what does that mean?

Just shove it in her face. What does that mean? I don't know does that mean yes? I'm the text impact does that mean yes?

And he's gonna reply yes all right Robo. Um just so you know you are covering shifts for another coworker Oh, so you will be cutting it very very close. You have to leave like leave right away You're gonna see the little ellipses that he's typing something else and he goes oh wait I can't make it I'm picking up another shift at work Well, you could make it if you left right away and booked it, but I've got to close out and make sure I follow the proper Your estimate of time is if like you left at the end of the shift you're picking up you would be able to make it But just barely okay. Okay.

Well, I'll try to make it in all right So siliconers what are you up to I want to get my car and I since I need to sort of be in two places at once I'm gonna pick Paul up on my way to the meeting Pick Paul up. How are you picking Paul up? Well, I have a car I'm gonna I'm gonna pull up next to him as he's walking down the street and roll down the window Hey Paul how's it going buddy? Are you do you look like somebody else he's interacted with at one point or do you look so little?

Well, I look like the same person that met him that one night or is actually me asking for the For robots to get the promotion. Okay, so the guy that threatened him from the store. Yeah, okay He sees you goes. Oh what I'm gonna need you to get in the car, but we gotta be somewhere I'm supposed to get home.

I have things to do. That's fine I'll drop you off afterwards, but you're coming with me. Hey, look look I understood what you were saying and I didn't not comply like everything's fine I pop the car onto the curb a little bit and like kind of like move closer to him I said get in the car Paul or what I'm gonna hit you with the car if that wasn't clear All right, you have like an intimidation skill or something Sure, maybe I do I don't know you believe you're having to make me fight actually roll I Don't know why not is deception. Okay.

I don't know. I have deception empathy or I can just do intimidate which is a zero Is intimidated an actual skill? Provoke you up provoke. I don't that's fine.

I got a plus one in that case. You actually you when he's like Okay, I'm gonna be home in a reasonable hour. Yeah. Yeah, I just got a quick meeting a pop too But I gotta talk to you get a two-person with one stone or kill one Paul with one car I don't know just get in he reluctantly gets into the car perfect buckle up.

I don't want you get hurt She quickly buckles up and I'm gonna start speeding and going pretty fast towards the meeting because I'm cutting it close You're driving way too fast, man That's why I told you buckle up Paul if I asked for any criticisms of my driving I would have actually asked you please be quiet Well, no, the thing is like buckling up is supposed to keep you safe at the post of speeds above the post speeds I mean why we should be wearing like helmets or roll cages or something Paul Paul Please I'm a fantastic driver Paul. You either pay all the traffic rules or none of them It's an I mean what's the point Paul? This is not anarchy. This is not like society collapse I'm just going a little bit faster than normal.

It starts with this Have you ever heard of the broken windows theory? Look, we're not gonna make this mad max all of a sudden Just because I'm going 80 and a 60. I don't know I just think if you don't obey the little stuff, I mean society eventually falls apart I think that's complete bullshit Paul whatever well what I'm here to talk to you about his robo. Okay, I hear he's picking up a shift tonight Isn't that nice of him?

Yeah, all right. There's everything on track for him to become employee of the month though Yeah, well, I told you I was fine. I told you everything was fine. I know you have to pick me up I have to walk so far.

You're driving very far away from my house. Do you see how fast I'm going? I will get you back to your house almost as fast as if you had walked. Okay.

Well, I mean I Told you it was all going fine. You don't have to intimidate me by driving fast anymore Paul I'm not intimidating you and I look at him like with both eyes I've got both eyes on the road and I swivel the eyes like with my face still putting towards them I swivel my eyes back towards the road Like this oh you shouldn't Paul so Paul can you tell me a little bit about yourself? How it was it's not as bad. What is it?

Top purchase? It's a little bit about how you got involved with the top purchase family there Paul I got I got hired when I was in high school I'm part time after school and then I just kind of stuck with the company and the kind of the ladder I'm just worked hard elbow grease. Oh, you know, that sounds a lot like the story of my friend Robo no, Bo You know, I mean if you yeah, my dad taught me a good work ethic and you go in every day and you Know the grind Sony do you can't sure of course course course. Yeah, yeah, it sounds sounds right about right, you know Yeah, I hope you can recognize that quality and others You know, there's somebody that shows up every day, you know goes the extra mile does the extra thing helps out the coworkers the coworkers enjoy them You know, can I ask you a question for fear of being murdered?

Sure go ahead. I'm not gonna murder you, but oh, okay That really is me a little bit. Um was that the question? No, I have another question Oh, the question is what when you threatened me the first time and I said it like okay Like why did you think it was necessary to continue threatening me?

I said it was fine like I don't I don't understand Why you have to keep doing this like I said, okay, okay, okay agree to your terms the first time this seems like like ridiculous overkill I don't get it. Oh, I'm not intimidating you You need me the first time but this is not what I'm talking about the first time you intimidated me I agreed to your terms and like now you're trying to convince me of something. I was already convinced stuff I didn't know you the first time I had to intimidate you Okay, now we're just friends going out for a drive. I would argue that you didn't have to oh well I mean guess hindsight being 2020 you know, I don't really know you some big businessman in the top-purchase world I thought you know, this was my only sort of avenue in I'm gonna manage your own electronics store.

I'm not a big business guy I don't know Let's say there's an issue who who does the assistant manager go to? It's a big enough issue the regional manager. I guess you'll get there one day. I believe you I just gotta get on the ground floor sort of yeah I'm just trying to be I just run a day-to-day if you really want to intimidate somebody should intimidate the president of the company Oh, no, I'm not I'm not looking to make a to make robo know with a vice president of course Say Paula.

How would you like to be regional manager? Well? I mean hopefully with a lot of hard work I don't want to come across anything if it's ill gotten gains. Oh God gains What are you talking about?

I didn't say that I'm not interested in your dirty tricks if that's what you're offering I don't want that oh what tricks have been committed here I'm taking you for a ride out to the desert you threaten me to make your friend employ you the month. Oh one time Paul I know but I can't I hear it seems like you're offering to threaten someone to make me a higher job I want to know I got somewhere on my own merit. Do you want that I could I could intimidate them if you want I mean, I don't know I don't know how to do it. I'm saying exactly the opposite Let me get where I need to get on my own merit I think I can work I think I can do it and if I don't get it then somebody more deserving probably well, you know Oh, you might call me my naive cuz I mean that but doesn't exist and people do favors for each other to get places I understand that but like I think if I work hard enough I can overcome those odds Well, you know, you're like the only one in this town that walks anyway We have like a robust, you know, like city transport system and that go greater go home Here's the thing if you don't if you always walk you're not gonna get where you need to be in life Sometimes you got a hop on the freeway you got a little bit of a bit of a stress like you got 10,000 steps in every day No, let me let me get you to that express like to regional manager.

Let me do this for you I can't control your actions and my life is kind of literally in your hands But I'm pleading with you not to interfere in my life. Please Paul. We're having a conversation as friends We're just need to plead. I don't know what you're not getting about this whole situation that we're in I'm not getting a lot.

You seem really confused by me and I'm definitely confused by what you're saying Oh, we're here and I pull the e-brake and slide it Paul I told you hold on I told you a buckle up for a reason spinning the car You're not a good driver. You're not a good driver. All right, Paul I'm gonna put this in park and I'm gonna let you think about what you just said to me. It was pretty insulting.

Let's be frank I'm gonna go to this meeting. I'm gonna come back. I'll drive you home But just sit here quietly think about what I said don't text anybody and in fact give me your phone. Give me your phone Okay, you give you a phone perfect.

Oh, that's a nice Samsung. I'm a pocket. Yes, then it was model We get never mind. I'm gonna go into it.

Oh, I know about all the fringe benefits you get as a manager. I've done my research Okay So you're gonna go to the meeting leave him in the car. Yeah, I like the doors He's like Yeah, all right, it's desert in the night. Oh, you're not get out does its work.

That's fine. I'll crack the window a little bit I just at least want a cool breeze Fine fine. It'll take me to 15 minutes max All right, so all right, you go into the meeting that I am this needs you get to the meeting as well to you So can't artist there is the car there Yeah, do we see Paul in the car? Yeah, sweetie.

Oh, honey. It was in the car. Sorry. I was late.

I had to pick up my friend Paul Is that the manager from the top purchase downstairs? Yeah, it is. What did you do? I'm I'm taking him for a ride to the desert Jesus, you know what?

I'm not even gonna ask no this I He just looked at me. He just looked at okay, great. Are you still as Margaret? No as mr No, okay, let me see it's he doesn't know you're the mayor.

I'm gonna grab I'm gonna grab Cribs look on artists and wrench him down to me listen here. This work. No, she's talking this works with my plan Promise me make me a deal that when we are done with this you will take him back home And he will be safe completely safe. This will help out with what we're about to do Can you promise me that yeah, there was I'm not gonna make a deal with you.

There's never any intention of like me No, I need you to promise me this you know, I know your power sweetie and you don't have to use them. Yes No, just trust me I'll need them for protection in here because sweetheart you're the best way to protect me. I mean, it's a deal I put out my hands. Thank you.

Thank you. Oh Did you guys just have a fight a little bit of a one? Yes, you must ask Can I have the keys sweetheart? I just I want to talk to Paul.

We have a meeting. I know I know I know I just want to tie up some loose ends I Just gonna walk over to the car door and like open it up and like hi Paul. Hi if you say anything about this I will rip out every single one of your incisors and shove them up your urethra. Are you threatening to understand?

I was already threatened wonders. I've been thoroughly threatened. I know I know I just like put put put a figure to his mouth This is way overkill I'm like threatened seven times for the same shit. I know I get it I'm exhausted by how much threatening you're doing to me.

Okay, you move from this location and then she's gonna shut the door Oh Jesus, okay, what are the guys around me a couple times to why did you crack the window? He said he wants to talk cool breeze. Yeah, he said he wanted a cool breeze find whatever Let's let's get this meeting over with are we gonna tell him his robots don't come on. That's not how deserts work, but you know, awesome It seems like he's kind of a good idea.

Yeah, yeah He's got his fingers like the windows crack. He's got his fingers like just jammed out the windows enough He's got like his nose and mouth to the crack open. He's like, I'm not dumb. I'm made up to reach a man I'm always 17.

I'm not dumb. Let's just get this meeting over with Yes, let's Okay, so you guys um you guys are walking into the building we're gonna zoom over to the top purchase robo You're you're about five minutes from being able to like clock out Mm-hmm well You have a five minutes to clock out and like after you clock out you'll be able to get out and probably get to because you Turn to like a motorbike or whatever and you can be able to get to the meeting but like with like a couple seconds to spare Mm-hmm But a customer comes up to you with a tech question. I'm always here to assist the customer with a tech question. Hey, uh, I uh, I'm trying to install this uh Bluetooth thing in my truck, right?

And every time I plug it in it there's like this crackle sound, you know playing through a thing and uh, I was wondering if maybe there's some kind of like over the counter like a filter I could put in there or maybe there's some kind of You know upgrade I could do to get rid of that noise because it works good for the most part But every now and then I'll get that crackle and most people could probably ignore that crackle You know, but it really bugs me. It bugs me. I'm listening. They're like my favorite songs on the iPod or something or like a podcast You know and I really like it and now it starts a crackle and I can think about is that crackle crackle crackle and I can't you know Figure out what's going on the podcast and I got a you know backspace it a few times and listen, you know over again I sometimes I gotta do like five six times and I'd rather just get ready to start again I did that like like three times and it seems like no matter why I try or like no matter where I'm driving It just gets to crackle.

I thought it was a good unit when I bought it, but apparently it's not so great And I'm willing to pay, you know, if I got to replace it, that's fine too I got I got upgrade money, you know, I could do it, but there's some way I could fix this thing get the crackle out of there Maybe you could do it if not It's a it's a once a modified pick up truck. I don't see what matters what the vehicle is. It's just it's in the deck You know, it's uh, I don't care It doesn't have to be a regional equipment It could be aftermarket stuff if you've got a add on I could put on there for get rid of crackle or if I got a upgrade You just tell me you're the expert, you know, you know best I'll just do I'll just get what you say So if you could come out have a look at it or get one of your texts to run out there I could show on the crackle you know, I pop up my iPod on there hit the bluetooth thing or whatever and you'll hear it's clear as day It's not great. Sorry, but you see Tina She's she's one of your co-workers and she's always going for employee of the month And she sees you interacting with this customer and she's kind of side eyeing you to see how you handle the situation And you only got like one minute to click out before you can not make it to the meeting Let's go check a look at it, sir I appreciate that part I parked around the back by the big overhead doors is that where you need it because I can move it if you need me to move it Oh, no, it's okay.

Let's go. Let's go look at it. Let's have a look. Come on.

All right, um, you guys you guys go out to the truck Oh, the truck is a do you want to describe the truck? Oh, it's it's like the biggest truck Oh, it used to be the biggest truck for me like that's like a f 450. It's a industrial chassis It's like a it's uh, what I've modified the hell out of it You'll notice it's uh used to be duly but now it's uh, it's uh boy How would you even say it? It's like a six wheels back there now, you know, you know, no, it's eight because I did a double do Lease that's what's called double dole, right?

Who who do Lease think about going quad but that's a bit too much But big tires. It's they're huge. Do you have the double cab on it? It's got a full crew cab Yeah, four door and then it's I also put that stand up in the back So it's like crew I call it crew plus it's custom.

You can't get one like this. I had it made special It's got a big fender flares and it's like oh the body of it used to be orange I really like the orange so I left it orange, but they see the big fender flares I put under to cover the double I like that double doly thing. I didn't think about it. I'll just now I just kept calling it eight wheels was great Anybody in the truck right now?

What's that now? Is there anybody in the truck? I've worked on one of these before and opened it up and there was a man in the back of sleep It looked like he had been just picked up at a truck stop and the driver was like that's my guard dog No, cuz I got I got like I got high tech security system out of the truck. Nobody's getting in there without me being near it They can't get in there don't worry Robin double role a notice notice ooh, I got a two notice, which is a good role for me You can't really place it was something that's familiar about this truck I'm most of work on this model before and this should take too long.

Go ahead and put on a podcast Greg As you get closer to the truck says welcome back Greg. Hey, man. How you doing? I'm fine Do you I want this guy needs to hear a podcast?

So I'm thinking now maybe oh, you know It's I'm not caught up on my bin band yet. So give that one ago may play the do you want me to override security protocols? Yeah, this guy's good He's gonna take a look at the deck there. You know that correctly but having that you can't fix I'll take you could fix it, but I don't know where I'm at.

Yes, but he's gonna have a look and And so just let him just give him this give him access to the entertainment and if he's got it started Well, I'm starting and then if he if he talks you just go ahead you could talk to him about I'm just about the truck. This is about the deck though security powering down. Okay, not all the way though. Come on You know how it goes.

I understand Greg. Thanks, man. Okay, Robo is going to begin interfacing with the truck to assess the situation All right, what skill do you want to roll to fix the crackle of the Bluetooth? Craft wait no burglary because that involves hacking tech stuff.

All right. All right Are you gonna hack the Bluetooth to make it work better? Yeah? Oh, okay.

That is a two-tool You start hacking into the Bluetooth to fix it It takes a little while and the time that you would be able to make it to the meeting passes and you're not gonna be able to To get there because you're helping this customer But Tina is looking out the windows of the the top purchase to make sure you're helping the customer appropriately And if you fuck up she will tell on you because she is a terrible terrible person. Yeah, I'm gonna take a moment to text Miss deeds. I'm gonna text the the monkey covering up its mouth emoji Okay, then we're gonna take that opportunity to zoom over to miss deeds right before you walk in the building your phone was Bloop, and what the hell is this mean? I have no idea silicone artist I mean, I don't know what that means.

He's quiet. Does that mean that must mean he's sneaking around somewhere, right? He's pretty damn sneaky nowadays Oh, okay. I'll just trust that he's here then so you guys will false into the building in the building It doesn't look like anybody's around, but there are lots of stacks of boxes So it's kind of hard to see if there were a bunch of people around but there are stacks of boxes like big like shipping crates and stuff Is there anything obviously placed out like a like a desk or like a meeting place?

Yes in the middle of the area that's kind of cleared out there is a table with some with some chairs around it I want to like check one side of the room like search behind the shipping crates And then if nobody's there I want to get up on top of one of the shipping crates like back in a corner So I can snipe okay. Are you gonna roll stealth would be concealed? Yeah, I do so please that was a bad role. Oh, that's a minus one you think you're sneaking You get to the top of some shipping crates that you think you got covered this needs and silicon artists are you headed to the center?

Yeah, I will be can I be like Stephen can you come with me please? I don't like to be alone sometimes and she's gonna like interlace her fingers with yours Do you really think that's a good idea right before this? Oh, yeah, no, I'm sorry and I should like let go immediately Can you just just just stand back a little bit sure of course you approach the table out of the shadows in the other side of the room stuff? Three figures.

They're all wearing like cloaks with hoods on them. The one in front is wearing a golden cloak with a hood over him There's one next to him that silver and the other one on the other side is purple I'm assuming that I'm supposed to be speaking with you three about this deal of ours the the the golden hood It looks like a really big dude like really huge like not huge huge But like really big for a dude he walks up to the table and pulls out his chair and sits in it silently Wasn't there something you're supposed to propose to us or am I not supposed to be talking to you three colorful gents? He motions to the chair as his hand comes out of his cloak You know that it's like you see that it's like a big gorilla hand and he points to the the chair across the table I miss these will go and sit down as you sit down He pulls the hood off of his head and you can tell he's like just a full like silver back gorilla. Thank you for meeting us I think you for calling for me Hold on and then she's gonna get up and she's gonna spin her chair around and kind of put her arms over the back of it So what's the deal kids?

We know what you're doing with the production of the suits that we want to we want in right? We're willing to provide pathway for national acceptance move some laws around bribe some city officials and whatnot to get production rolling Legalized and in as many homes as possible. I'm gonna put it on the fast track. I understand I understand um so What's what do we have to do to get this rolling?

You need to incorporate some of us into your organization We want some oversights to make sure that it's done properly. Okay, okay? Talk to Foxy about it Let's see. Let's see the little deals that we can do what you want.

I'm not I'm not used to dealing with a monkey Well, I am I'm an ape at that type of monkey and ape. I'm so sorry Do you still like bananas? We don't like to mess around with organizations as haphazard as yours But you have resources that we would like and we're giving you a chance We're going out on a limb and if you can't help us or are unwilling to we can walk No, no, no, that's fine. That's fine.

Um, I Can agree to this I can agree to to let in some people in what you want research department HR or you Okay, I'm just me. I can make Foxy make you anything. I mean I think it's our part of the detective apartment. So, you know HR is probably good for you, right?

You seem pretty good at talking to people HR I'm meeting you one-on-one as as a favor. I usually don't meet with people I run things behind the scenes I just showed up to show you how serious we are Okay Then you can tell how serious I am and she's gonna take out a ceremonial dagger and put it like kind of on the desk And this is for no if we're gonna sign anything I need in blood. Why? You know she points to the horns she points her face Hmm.

Well, what are your conditions? We're letting some of our agents into your organization the oversea distribution of powered armor Well, I want to make sure that all of the the pluck that you know the places that you put people make sure Foxy knows Make sure that we know I will give you oversight and anything that we come out for research and development We'll definitely go straight to you guys, but what do you want in return? Oh, you've already given me so much in return national like national view of our suits in this I don't even have to bribe anyone. I don't have to sleep with anyone.

It's great. It's amazing And you just want some oversight is that usually how you conduct business? Slowly and surely but yes You seem to not trust that do you not like the way that I do my business? He looks over to The one in purple she she looks over and she she nods and he's like I suppose it's acceptable for now I just need to know where all of your people are positioned within the company and I think we find up Let's see if I can write something up real quick.

Alex. Can I can I pull out contracts out of there? Yeah, sure. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna pull the contract out of thin air and place it down All right, and so your basic conditions are knowing who the agents are and where they are in your organization So that's basically it I need to know like she kind of like lays out like where they are in the corporation kind of like what they're doing I also try to see if I get a direct communication to this person because apparently this person's like been enough to greet and meet with me I also want to know who they're currently what who they're currently brighten because if they have to go through all this process It's gonna be tough, but I want to know like who they're brighting next what place they're going next And if they have access to any of the suits as soon as we give them information about one of the suits I want to make sure that I know that so on your first point like knowing who this person is that way like that's what you said No, I don't know where they are I just want communications with them with this person direct with golden hood directly.

Yep. Yep. I'm not always available Oh, that's perfectly fine. I understand I'm the same way.

I just I can't promise that I'll be open for communications whenever you feel like it What about what about I can't refer to her, but this is purple hood here I can put you in contact with rainbow hood. He's the one that I usually have communicate with people seems fair enough He has a direct line to me when he needs seems fair enough So who's blood is going on this thing? He points to the the dude in silver and the dude in silver comes over cuts his hands He's willing to do it. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, you saying this person has been sitting here doing Nothing you didn't refer to him you didn't acknowledge him at any point time He could be just some goon you put into a silver hood.

We don't do that with yours or hers. Well, that's not acceptable This is the person that's willing to bind to our organization If that's not you haven't done anything to show me that he has any sort of type of power in the situation He's one of the two people I brought here. Mm-hmm, right But if you did your research enough to know about me and where I was going to be with rainbow hood, then you would understand maybe a little bit about my deal That's not a goshable. I bind myself to nothing But my organization's word is as good as it is if you're not willing to accept silver hood then so what about your word?

What about my word? But he can put his blood to the paper and you can give me your word My word on what on this contract just for a personal thing just for me the blood is more You know the word I'll give you is this as long as this relationship is beneficial to me I will abide by my agreement. Will you tell me when it's not beneficial to you? Sure?

Okay, press that love good Press that blood in there good. All right. The silver guy he writes his name in blood. Okay.

He just writes silver hood, but So is there anything else we need to do no that should be it should be in contact with apparently her Miss purple you'll be in contact with the rainbow hood. Oh rainbow head right the colorful feather I like him. Okay. Well, goodbye now.

Goodbye, and he stands up in the one in purple waves are handed in a portal opens We should walk through the portal and that vanishes behind him. Yeah, that's nifty cool. Actually. That was pretty neat And Misty's gonna take the contract and crumpled up and eat it.

Why do you have to eat them? That skeaves me out that like that's kind of weird to be honest. Just it's just an extra fiber silicon artist come on It takes like nickel. Why does it I don't understand why they keep doing the blood thing.

It's hilarious. Wait, you don't actually need it blood No, why have I never known this you've made me sign like two contracts if my own blood? It's funny when you stab yourself. Oh my gosh, you know, it takes like an hour to actually penetrate me I realize what I said right there, but I'm leaving it's really close and she says I know I'm leaving I'm walking out the door.

Bye. I mean there is no one else here. There's an open desk And I you haven't taken paul home so I can and she sort of like stretches out her finger It's in her mouth, but then like stretches her finger down. That's right.

I have my powers. Oh These are the times I like the most that's weird. No, no I said it and I don't like it. I said I don't like it All right, so did you're leaving the warehouse right as they get as they start So did I um where you You head outside you see the cars parked the one that has fallen it Paul is like he's reclined to the passenger seat all the way And he's sleeping do I have keys to either one of the vehicles?

I don't know if you have one of yours, but the keys to silicon artist's car he had so damn I'm gonna text Robo. Hey, I need a pick up. I'm gonna start walking back towards the high-rise of some texting All right, Robo you're gonna text your you're like neck deep and fixing this Bluetooth issue. I Think it was gonna be easy.

I tried filling with it. I couldn't get there crack a lot here There was a exploit that came out recently for Bluetooth and so I've reinstalled patch 1.9.0 2b but that didn't seem to do the problem So I'm going through the old patch notes and looking for something that might fix it for you Greg Okay, I appreciate everything you're doing. Hey, and I'm not trying to tell you how to do your job I was just wondering are there other color toots like is there a green tooth we could go to or maybe like a red tooth? I'm just I'm just fit.

I'm just sit balling here. You know, you know your job I'm just trying to see what you're saying, but you know how light wavelengths were blue is actually the most condensed of those Wave links so that's why they go with ok truth Red tooth you get lower reception and you would have to you could probably put some of them But avoid on it or something to try to make a bit bad cuz that's gonna look like you know It was a little bit bad Greg, but if you're if you're saying stick with blue then I'm with you Let's just stick with the Bluetooth. Oh, yeah So I've got some of these these cables that are fitted with a golden diamond plated Capals that we're gonna install here and that should help the reception a little bit. All right That's you know, you do what you gotta do.

You know if you need anything for me. I'm right here though So you'll just fuck you carry on all right go ahead you go for you're doing you're doing great job by the way Well, we'll just make sure to leave a comment about how your service went today Oh, you got yeah, I'll go right now tell the manager while you're working on this cuz I feel like I'm kind of Anyway, so I'm probably slowing you down right so you just do what you gotta do I'm gonna run in there where they got them cards. I'll fill one right out for you And you have to tell me how to spell your name it bono bono bono. I like it I just got no I spell it you're probably only one to name like that though, right?

So I don't know what I'm talking about oh yeah, yeah I'm gonna tell only one yeah now we used to have another robot over that work here But where you quit a couple months back to two named robin obo is where the chances right? Ha that's great. Okay. I'm running your Tom.

What a great job. You're doing you keep going right here and I'll be right back Well, right thanks right you got it. So Craig goes off to fill out a comic card roll burglary again to keep working on this Bluetooth issue Oh this time I got a four four. Okay, so you start your making headway fixing the Bluetooth issue when you see a message comes across The dashboard of the car but we says one new message Robos gonna look at it for a second and then just reach up and touch the message indication It is from the on the monopies it says shift in plan for the new base We're gonna need five diesel engines and some concrete reinforcement.

Can you get your men to? To contract out the the second large area underneath the it's like this big long thing about like Negotiating the construction of a base. Okay, Greg you have done filling out your comic card Did I get a chance to talk to the manager? I tell right out.

Okay The manager isn't there, but there is the assistant manager. Oh, hey, are you the manager here? I'm the assistant manager. Oh, hey, my name is Greg nice to meet you.

Uh-huh. Hey, I just want to let you know You got a guy out there working on my truck, right? Yeah, he's doing a fantastic. Oh, oh, yeah.

Yeah, he's pretty good He's like digging right in there. He's I told him switch a different color to he said that wasn't the way to go So I love doing right he's upgrading the cables right. Uh-huh and Go played it. Okay time and played it.

Okay. He likes like knows all this stuff right off the top of the dome You know, okay, so you're like your step you're satisfied right? Oh more than you couldn't even know I think he's got like a weird thing under his shirt there. I think he even pulled a piece off of him, right?

Okay, I stuck it right in there. There's a slow gap. Oh, a little gap in the wires. He wire.

He had wasn't long enough Okay, it's not standard equipment my truck, you know, most of them come a certain link. All right He got the one off the shelf my fault was long enough. Okay, I had to piece right out of himself I don't know. He's probably gonna need that fix.

So you should hook him up right on his break time or something Sorry interrupt you great. I got a lot. I'm like I'm just telling you that dude out there bono. Huh bono Robo okay, he's top notch Robo bono.

Yeah Okay, lose that guy matter of fact if there's ever a chance to promote that dude. I say you bump him right up He knows his stuff, but you know, I look kind of looks like the stuff he's working with that's how good he is at doing this You couldn't have done better Hiring a guy. I got you a neck guy right there. All right.

Well, I mean, I've been working a new shirt though I've been working here. I'm going to 17 year old so nothing. I'll pass it right through I'll pass the right I filled out the car too. So whoever gets these here you take this car Yeah, this car to ever I didn't write all that stuff.

I just said under these cards aren't very big right No, yeah, you said a lot. Yeah, I got you know, I just check the boxes. You know, it's like satisfied not satisfied, right? Oh, yeah, very satisfied.

I like double circle very well promoted a robot. That's about me Yeah, so you couldn't do you couldn't do better than getting a robot to work in a place like this hell half the stuff in this place is robots It's a store full of robots and then you guys hired a robot but not only sell robots Fix robots you guys this whole place is full of geniuses. Uh, right? That DVDs, but hey I didn't say everything was robots.

I said most of it was robots. But you get the point. You know, I got yeah I got I got some I got some things that I don't mean to cut you up. I'm gonna run back out there See if Bonobo needs any more help with me.

Okay, you do you keep going but here take this card Give it to whoever's supposed to get this card. I'll definitely I'll be back in a little bit. So please don't Okay, I'm not gonna skip out on a bill. Gotcha.

Okay. No, no, I got you. No, I'm sure Roble can help you at the register too I just I I'm gonna go in the back and fix some stuff for a good 30 40 minutes. All right.

Thanks, bud Yeah, all right, bye. Yeah, all right, Roble. Um, another message comes over from flying squirrels like are you up for game night? Um, and then Greg you you're done doing that you come back out to the car.

Um, the Bluetooth robot the Bluetooth issue seems to have been fixed Okay, uh, start cleaning up the The mess that uh that we've been doing, you know, because you know, don't make Greg clean it up I moved some of his stuff he had in his truck away from the seats and you know like I'm cleaning up the paper and everything I put down so I didn't uh scuff up his interior and I'm gonna say um I'm just finishing up here, but I think we solved your problem. Did you really let's fire fire up or see how it sounds? Hey, vent play uh play another podcast go with uh, let's do uh, join Jesse goes a good one Uh, we could do that one or we can uh, I think you're behind on sawbones as well. Oh, uh, medical Uh podcast about medical oddities.

I I've listened that one a long time. That's more mackerel Royce. Yeah, those guys are funny. Yeah, like yeah, okay, play Okay, all right here we go.

I want to hear I want to see what she says about uh every every now and then she brings up plenty of the elder I laugh every time the Vint starts uh playing uh the podcast. It sounds good. There's no more crackle. Oh, that sounds awesome, right?

Yeah, it sounds good great. Uh, mad at sense. Don't matter since I love that theme song, right? Yeah, you got two messages while you were in the story, Greg Oh, well, what were they one from the on amount of P is about uh updating the blueprints of the the base that you're building again?

Yeah, that's the third time I know I keep telling them those generators are gonna fit and they keep saying well no they won't fit because we need more More room around them. I keep telling them that uh, they're updated coolers So you could have lower clearance, right? Yeah, they gotta trust the reports the second message was from the flying squirrel asking if you were still for game night Oh, that's tonight. Uh, I'm not sure if it's night just asking if you're still out for it Oh, what's back with them if it's tonight if it's tonight they could bump it an hour I could go Okay, if it's a different night I go all right cool.

I'll let them know Did you delete that messages or no, they're still still the base you probably should delete that first one Okay, that's sensitive. I keep telling them just go with the reports But they keep messaging me about it. I'll tell you you should email them back to home. It only stops what I will I will Greg All right, thanks then.

Yep. All right, Robles. So that all happens in front of you Okay, I'm gonna show Greg back inside and I'm gonna bring him up and give him the final bill all of that goes to plan How much was that by the way? Just put it on.

Uh, you put on my card by just curious Um, what that sent me back. Oh boy. Um Say that ended up Okay, Greg. We we installed all these uh these platinum.

I'm depleted by brought the cables. Um, we have the firmware I'm gonna wave that the service fee Uh, so we're gonna do that as a person that service fee. That's not your money Is it because you got to get your money. So don't take that if that service fee goes to you, but you keep that on there I'm glad to pay it.

Oh, no, no, we're not on commission, Greg. Okay So I'm gonna go ahead and wave that and you don't eat a light. I'm gonna I'm just gonna What are these cables here? I'm not gonna charge you from that because we had an open pack in the back and uh, You know, I don't see any for that.

It was already open. We were gonna ship it back to warehouse anyway Okay, so what's the final? I'm supposed to be no money for part. You got charged me something here, but you worked real hard in that thing So I bring up the the parts that I did charge them and it comes to uh, uh, 275 86 Hey, what you make it even 300 and you you you get something nice for yourself with a difference there, but Oh, I couldn't do that.

Wait, we can't take some customers. I'm doing it. I'm just gonna give you 300 and turn my back Whatever happens to have just and it's good. I'm not even gonna hear nothing about it.

Oh, thanks. All right, make sure to come back If you ever have any more trouble. Oh, absolutely. I'm a guy asked for you.

Oh, absolutely. I live right upstairs. Oh, this that's great. All right, cool.

Thanks Okay, so that I you're you're walking on the street toward the tower Miss D the sulk on artists. You have finished doing what over unholy thing you were doing It's fantastic and lovely. All right, it's between two consenting adults. So it's fine.

Hmm. Phil. I'm so glad I trapped you in this I was gonna say a whole but then I realized which way it would be gonna be a good or horrible So I gotta all right, I take Paul back Do you mind writing is there? Okay, if you're right in the back No, Paul's going what no Paul's gonna sit and Paul and open the door Paul.

You're gonna sit in the back seat is that okay? Paul is sleeping Both of you rolled notice Plus three on notice plus plus two silicon artists you notice when you when mr Is the passenger side door to wake Paul in the driver's seat is a statue of a snake with three heads Goddamn it Paul. Hey, Paul Paul's like huh what what would you get the statue? I'm awake.

I'm like I didn't get a statue I fell asleep like right when you guys left who put the statue in here. Did you carry this? Is this in your back? No, it's no I'm told no I'm really sleepy like I when I leave work I pop to a melatonin and by the time I get home I'm like dead tired and I could fall asleep otherwise I haven't saw any issues and I was trying to tell you that but you could kept on I'm really sleepy.

I didn't see anybody who put anything anywhere. Is that the statue? Yeah, the what it looks that's pretty cool. It's like some t&d shit all it's time for you to shut up right now Please respect the space trying to have a conversation here.

Yes. You need me to go I can walk away. Oh, I swear to god We will rip out your intestines. No, we just want to go home.

We want to do that if you be quiet If you be quiet, we can take you home, but we first we got to resolve the statue issue. So please be quiet. I'm asking you polite I'm being quiet. What do you want to do?

Let's talk it. All right. Go ahead and stop. Okay Yes, this is the statue that I threw out the window the other night.

Okay I'm gonna pick it up and I'm gonna like look at it. It's not it's not that bad. It's it's kind of cute actually You hear you hear some voices coming from it. Oh, that's adorable.

Do I hear those voices? Can we adopt it? Yeah, you hear faint whispering coming from it. It's not adorable.

That's straight up creepy No, but no, it's not creepy. Look at it. It's all it's a drag look burr. I just just put it in the back We'll deal with it later.

I think fine pop pop the trunk. I'll put it in the trunk pop the trunk I put I put it in the trunk and then I drag grandpa and I put him in the back in the trunk You're putting him in the trunk as well. Yeah, get in the trunk Paul. I'm like just Like I thought we were okay.

I thought we were cool. I don't why am I being put the trunk? No, I'm putting you in a dark room so you can sleep. It's easier back here It's just a cushion of with a big sharp snake that you bump it around it again in the eye No, it's cute.

You can cuddle with it. He looks at you I thought we had an understanding and I thought we were gonna be cool and I was gonna do the thing you wanted and we were gonna You know, let's can he just take the backseat, please Don't make it easier We won't have to get out of the car when we get to his place and like we can just Again, let himself out. We don't have to pop the trunk. It'll honestly be easier Missedies throws herself into the passenger seat and just crosses her arms and pouts.

Don't be like this I'm just asking you very politely. Oh god. Are you guys dating it? This is gonna be this way the whole ride Look Paul I'm listening to highway to hell all the way home.

That's fine. We can listen to that song I enjoy that song. I don't know where you got it that I don't like it I'm just having attitude or time I play it. I don't have an attitude.

I just think it's a little on the nose. That's all I'm saying Oh god, Jesus Christ. Oh Shut the fuck up. No, I know here's the thing my sister had a relationship like this too Which he would saw a counselor and don't get mad at me.

I'm just saying it really helped him out to talk their issues out I think I think if you guys, you know, like if you guys value the relationship I don't think this kind of behavior is like healthy. I can get I can get the number for my sister It really saved her whole thing. I think I would actually be very helpful. Would you actually mind?

Are you seriously listening to the call right now? I know I have my phone back. I know I'm not like fine. I'm not talking advice from Paul I'm texting right now.

What does it take advice for me? I'm talking to a professional and then you could talk to that guy or girl I don't know their their up his name I don't don't take advice from me to call him. I think he's just Paul do you just want to walk home? That's fine, right?

You can just walk home. I said I would drive him exactly He's about 25 minutes away from home. We're gonna drive him. Thank you.

I'm saying is let's just talk to somebody Maybe one person we can go we'll have like we'll have coffee with him and then we can decide if maybe we want to make You know talking with them a full-time thing. I'm just asking it for us to explore the situation. Yeah, no, it's fine We explore a lot of situations. I mean as we do we get more things like this every time right after I came Okay, so that's where we'll leave That's pretty fucking funny Robo-noble your your shift is over.

What do you do? I am going to text misdeeds back to say sorry I was late to meeting was held up with the customer. All right. You also got a text from that I that I'm sure you need to ride Okay, I'm gonna turn into the robin obo glider jet and chump out to where she was at As you're as you're glider jetting you start to feel that video signal again Back about back about yeah, all right.

I'm gonna tune into that all right. You tune into it and you see out of biker bots eyes He is fighting some people he's fighting a group of Historical figures that are also zombies and he's like fighting them and you hear him go. Oh fuck you great, Robert You're gonna get a knuckle sandwich and he's like he punches a hole through george washing tomb. Oh no Yeah, you get the yeah, he's fighting a great robber.

Then we're gonna go over to dead eye. You're walking down the street You got did you text her robin obo? I would have texted him on the way Okay, you you get a second text as well. Okay.

Um from from a number that you had previously blocked, but it seems to be unblock now I'll open it. You you see it's a it's a video file I'm gonna hit play you hit play and there's it's like a dark room and there's a girl tied to a chair with a spotlight down on it And you hear some music from the background seems like really kind of garbled But it sounds like a beat pop music another girl like starts like moon walking into frame And then she grabs the hair of the one girl lifts it up and it's uh, Thwip tied to a chair The one girl that grabbed her hair leans into frame and you can tell it's recoil and she she pulls out a straight razor and then the video ends this bitch oh She's about to get it and this is where we'll end this episode of Villan under ground. I have been your game mustard. Happy puke.

Can you go find me on twitter at happy puke My name is phil. I play silicon artist. You can find me on twitter. I'm at canada underscore philip with two else I'm cody and I played mr.

D's you can find me on twitter at code 3. I'm alie. I play dead eye and you can find me on twitter at aluminum underscore I died. I'm will I play robo nobo and you can find me on twitter at role will underscore I'm greg.

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