Welcome to another episode of Villan under ground everybody. I am out skater and I am your game master with me We have Philip Morris No cigarettes We have can I be Cody Morris? Oh, I'm Cody Morris. Yeah Yeah, Cody Matt Madam coming for you I had a different one, but but no now your Cody Morris and we have Freddie Mercury.
Why am I not Fred Morris? Okay, fine Fred Morris Similar names yes What was where all the more says yeah, I'm Alex Morris with me today. We have Philip Morris Cody Morris and Frederick Morris I think those would ask what was mine going to be yeah, what was it gonna be there's no special coaties in history? They're all I don't know single one.
You don't know of any famous court. Cody's I know no famous Cody's There's the character from step by step The code the code man who lived in the he lived in the in the van in the driveway. That was your best like famous Cody No Buffalo bills last name was Cody. Oh Freddie Mercury I make cigarettes and I'm Buffalo Bill I'm much rather be Buffalo Bill Okay, so Who didn't do the last time last time?
Oh, I think Freddie didn't do the last time if you hate being called Freddie What happened last time Do you want to institute a thing like that? I'm just picking up all right so I pick a people who I'm picking me so the Super villains came back from a high submit up with black leg loss at the chaos theory And After they all beat up a knocks we go on a mission there's two missions Golden arrow took on a mission from somebody can't remember his name thing thing thing. Yeah, yeah, is he like a super villain with things? No, that's very misleading and then Cody's got a jonox also had a Plan for us as well, and we were supposed to treat the triads find out Chen get his hacker and kidnap the hacker And we are currently at the bar after numerous uber rise and we are at the villain bar the watering hole and We just found out that non-exiles a bounty eyes head by somebody and Right as we're about to find out the episode ended and now we're here Yeah Okay, so all right you hand the $200 to the the bodyguard and he looks back and use like oh, thanks What do you want now?
I'm here he's expecting me. Oh I don't like I told you before he's not here. Oh you didn't tell me I mean I did at the front door I told you is the same person I was at the front door He's also the same person I was sorry. No, he's a he's multiple.
He's got Interesting Yeah I told you multiple times you looked identical to Yeah, it seems like you walked here. He's like yeah, no leechings out here. Are you do you want to pay to get upstairs? You can go upstairs.
Yeah, how about that? That's what you do that with my boys of course Okay, that's fine. Yeah, 200 bucks. Okay upstairs.
That's fine All right, and then I look at the other two guys. I'm like let's go. I got a success. All right golden arrow and knocks you see Black leg loss is waving you guys upstairs Knox is gonna like put up a finger and then like put it a little bit higher and then like elbow elbow go narrow in the side Tell him wait a second who who has a bounty on me?
Grave man. Grave digger grave digger. Yeah, great You you pissed off a lot of people man But I've done any well places you steal stuff from our own by people dude. Yes, but all right fine Yes, they may own things, but they're technically my how many people do you know?
What has this been on the network or I just I heard from some connections man that people would put it down in your head And I think some dangerous people took it up and there's a lot of people in this martin I'm just looking out for you. Thank you Sincerely appreciated the work that you do with my father He's gonna like reach in his wallet like take out a few like of the hundred dollar bills and give into him like he have Have something for your troubles. I gave them like $300 Thanks. See you later man.
Peace. Yeah Good dude How much was that? What's up? What's that?
How much was the bounty for like how like how are big players going after it? Some big players. Yeah, what's the amount of the exact dollar amount you want me to find out and get back to you? No, I'm just wondering you don't have to knock just gonna slowly turn and look up at golden arrow Here to protect you figure out how much I need to protect you Like can I let you go the bathroom by yourself or not?
It really wasn't me trying to like kill you and get the bad Kind of help the story. Well, you see where I'm coming from you asked the man how much I have a bounty Look if you had a boy man. Here's what I would do if I were you I would I'd get in contact with some of the the big CEOs that you might have pissed off and try to smooth things over I'll take you advice to hot Or else you'll be the one seeing me next putting me in the grave. I would be digging you up and using a zombie behind me I would I would be a very good one.
Don't use me, please. Oh Well, I mean once you're dead you're not in there anymore. It's just a just a husk. Don't worry.
You won't care about it So a grave digger is able to like create zombies Yes Can go narrow flip knocks off and join up with gold So many missions with that man why do you think he went up to me because me and him are already cool mean him are already Are you gonna leave with great diggers? So I guess we're gonna walk over to black Layless and so are we getting in? I would keep an eye out apparently I have a price tag on my head. Oh, yeah, how much?
Just gonna look up at black Layless again. You're the second person to ask that technically third because I want to know as well That's a good question. I'm not quite sure great. Even an old associate of my parents Talk to us while we aren't the bar.
Let's let's just try to finish this as quickly as we can Don't want to make notes and wait forever So as we're walking I'll be like so your mom and pop her dead right now They've been dealt with yes. Do you think that dudes don't come up and use them as like husks or whatever you call them? No, no one's ever gonna find my parents. Oh All right, so you guys get upstairs It's it smells like cigar smoke and you hear like you hear like six or seven voices and you go It's a private back room poker game and everybody kind of looks as you walk in You'll hear a refrain voice and knocks his helmet go Respirators activated is are you always running out?
I forget? Yeah, pretty much. Yeah I like to do a picture of it, but it's like a cross between like imagine like Darth Vader's helmet But like star Lord had like some influences on it. It's like this dark like burnt orange with like this eyes kind of like robo no Bose so we can see through it with our little respirator nice So kind of yeah kind of weird Darth Vader eat mask.
Yeah, but there's like six people around a poker table I'll look at look at you guys as you walk in is there like a spot opener like random chairs that are able to be pulled Yeah, there's a random chairs open. Yeah, like do you guys know how to play? Hey, what are you playing? Texas hold them.
Oh, all right. Why what game do you play? Oh? Is that a real thing yes, you get dealt four cards and you play two of them is that right?
Yes, you choose to have to pair with the three on the board correct? Is that harder than Texas hold them some say easier Well, it's more possibilities like you're you're more likely to get a better hand essentially No, like it's very rare that I think like I'll pair very rarely when yeah, some say you have to bluff more in it It's a lot harder to know what your opponent has Because of the amount of just yeah variations. Yeah, okay. No, I got a better game.
Why don't we play blind man's poker? What's blind man's poker? That's what we all stick a card on our heads. We can't look at our own card and based off What everybody else has on their head you guys gamble that I think we're fine with what we've got going on Thanks, though guy are you gonna are you in here to play or you look for something?
Yeah? I got some money. I want some information to what information are you looking for looking for? Wow, Chan.
Oh Okay, they all kind of like look at each other and looking back and forth and one guy One guy's like I think I might know somebody who knows something about where he might have gone I What do you what do you want to know just where he is? We need some information from him What do you what information do you need from him? Why would I be asking you when I can ask loud change directly? Cuz I'm the one that could tell you where you might be able to find him Right well, I'm not loud so I don't know I mean I can't help you unless you want to answer my questions I'm not gonna give information away for free and I don't want to put anybody I know in danger if you're gonna go start blowing stuff up looking for somebody He's gonna walk over to the table pull out the MTC sit down and He's gonna take out his wallet again.
He's gonna pull out as many bills as he can and slap it down on the table And he's gonna look at him one hand and you tell me what a lot of Chinese nothing blows up No one gets hurt Just a friend said just a friendly game. I said I know somebody who knows where he went I say and I know where he went but I can give you a name. What's the name? What you want to play for the play for the name is that what we're gonna do?
We can we can play this yes, okay? He's willing to will the play for he's willing to play for the information Okay, what would be how about we do deceive that seems best right? Sure Contest of deceive that makes the most sense all right does it make sense? Yeah, this poker is about bluffing right well I guess in some instances you could provoke your opponents into trying to get up higher and higher until you to see them for Last second, but okay Well, what what strategy would you like to use because he's gonna use deceive as far as trying to bluff I'm gonna use the best poker face.
I have which is my helmet which is in no face whatsoever We still have body language and you're still 15 so How about then how about a will tonight let my body language tell what I'm doing? Okay You have to be a two all right well, I got four fours so my will is it too? Okay, so you you are able to beat him in the hand He's like but like just barely like you had a pair of threes and he had a pair of twos and he's like well that wasn't a blowout a week ass hand But I I'll tell you to go see A mobster here in an oval this is a whole part of right is where we were like there's a mobster named catman suit I recommend you go talk to him. Thank you and just for further information your name my name is Adrenaline he's gonna reach his hand out kind of shake adrenaline sand and Good playing with you gentlemen until next time and he's gonna pick up his is virgin apple martini and leave with black Elis and golden arrow okay black leg was golden arrow do you guys do anything while this happens or you just gonna I'm gonna stand there menacingly Okay They'll see him plot his phone in Texas on listen get the extra pair of underwear out of the trunk Is your whole thing you act like a bad up you should be shooting your pants all the time Yes Why does he bring yeah, why the hell would someone bring a baby to a bar?
What That's up to you man you can smell the ass as Conservation or not someone someone toed in okay, so you're back in the car. You've changed your trousers Alright, so where you guys going now? I guess probably go back and try to find information right are we still following this like thread of Quest I don't know we got it. It's not the next day yet, right?
No, it's still like and we know that there is somebody named catman soup Oh, I think it's soup. I was like what is that guy's super very power Now makes sense. He has a catman soup. Yeah, he's a neko.
He's a neko All right, where is catman soup and does he wear a cat suit you don't lie I won't ever know All right, let's let's find cat man soup. I'm assuming that I got kind of in general location of where he is from adrenaline Yeah, yep, you know where his basic base of operations is Tella tell Donaldson to kind of go up there and turn to the other two and come tell them to be ready Ready for what? I don't know the man has a cat suit Are we gonna like break his knee cats until it tells us where this dude's at? Not a bad idea You're coming with such great idea.
You guys recently the riot Yeah, okay You pull up to an estate it's a pretty big house and there's there's guys like as you're pulling into the drive area There's a lot of guys with machine guns Just kind of hang around it looks like what you would think you know a mobster at the height of mob prime would be hanging around So there's like a lot of dudes with machine guns hanging around and you pull up to the front door Like somebody somebody walks up to the car and taps on the driver window and Donaldson rolled down a little bit I think I was like can I help you are you lost? And I also kind of just the first two guys he's like I don't know Just scream up to the front we're looking for cat man suit. He's here We want we wish to speak to him about Lao Chen about what about Lao Chen in his whereabouts All right, he leads you into the house a couple of guys are like don't try any funny business capes I'll shoot them. I'll shoot them sideways glance and be like you want to see it coming if we do Do you want to get into the state or do you want me to just shoot you here because I mean how much you tell me now?
What's that I don't want you to tell me what to do? Look you're coming to our place. You're asking to come see our boss Maybe you should just chill out for two seconds Maybe you should listen to my associate here and maybe you should understand that this is a business meeting and telling a business Men like ourselves to not have any funny business is very inappropriate. I would speak to your boss about that I mean having men of your caliber under his wing is I Wouldn't I wouldn't assume that he associates with such a man as yourself I I would really really think about retraining yourselves in the way of business Your guys are idiots follow me He leads you through a couple places and he opens up into an office And there's like a big food feature kind of turned around and you hear a voice The voice is kind of like a little high pitched and a little little little hissy and the voice says who are these people?
And the guy says they're here talking about Lao Chan and the chair spins around and it's a cat in a suit With a burlap sack over its head with a face painted on it. Wait, so how do they know it's a cat? Is the cat body? Yes, because it has a cat body.
It's not it's like actual house cat size cat. Okay, so explain how it's sitting is it like Sitting like a cat sits or is it sitting like a human sits? No, it's sitting like a cat sits slightly disappointed Wait, it's got it's got like a mask over its head with like the face of a human painted on it. You'll not see a body guards Does he have what body guards like other people in the room with us?
Oh, there's lots of body That's kind of like what kind of like tongues like like this is true Do not call me a kitty cat I apologize. I lost myself for a second there. This is cat man suit obviously What do you want with Lao chain? We want information from him.
He's currently under my employee Looking for somebody under his employ. Maybe you know of them. I heard that one of the Mastival hackers was under his wing at the moment. I always hope you're looking for you're looking for a hacker.
Yes What do you need a hacker for? That would be information that I would like to keep right then Right, but since he works for me whoever works for him also works for me Therefore if you need them to do anything you're asking my employees to work for you And I think I deserve a cup of whatever heist you have going down. I Assume that the second was a freelance. I think you assumed incorrectly.
I don't work with freelance Everyone under my employee is under my employee With a strict regulation Sometimes those take over to the hospital hostile like Lao chin he was resistant at first But now he's under my control. Okay, I raise my hand to be like hi. I'm golden arrow What are our options for like co-oping like paying to use his services? That's a that's a great option.
I would just want to make sure that nothing blows back on my organization Well, it doesn't look like we like being known hence the costumes So we're not in the business of people knowing who we are Fair enough. Yes. I will supply you with a hacker for a nominal fee. We don't want a hacker.
We want this hacker Well, you have to talk to like Chancie if he's still working for him. Do you have like an HR department we could talk to? No, I can give you a lot of chains phone number. Oh, they'd be fantastic.
What's your percentage charge? Communicate through him. Okay, cool I feel like kind of tug on black like it less his shoulder. It's a cutie.
Very quietly And then I hear it as well Okay, so you get loud chains phone number all right gonna go ahead and call him and Just actually gonna go ahead and text him be like we talked with your employer I want the name of I need the name of your hacker. We're going to pay you for him and your employer Okay, you get the name So look to just like it was just like a normal hacker guy, right? Yeah. Yeah, you get the name of the hacker So it's gonna look to black like a lesson to go there.
I'll be like I guess that's enough work for one night. I Understand that my missions on to this Well, there aren't as blowy up your riot tee Make Donaldson run into things exciting, but it could have been and Someone has a bounty on my head, so that'll be fun So wait, you just need the hacker guy's name I need to contact him and make sure that I have him for future views. Oh, I thought we're gonna break his ankles There's kneecaps or something No, how do you pull off negotiations and then come out here and talk about breaking ankles? I don't I don't give it well I negotiate because I wanted to break somebody else's ankles or kneecaps I can't do that to a cat human thing.
He would have four times as many ankles to break. It's too easy though I get challenged plus there's all this bodyguards. I really wish you would have brought that one man's ankles So we're all just standing outside this mansion Now sounds like are we going sir? Yes back to back to four Okay, I don't have back to four times Guess until tomorrow we have that mission with what's his name?
What? Fang about magic rings? Yes, this guy fang told us we'd get these rings that make it super strong But I guess he wants to sell them And so he wants to help with the heist he works for the chaos committee, so we can just go back there We should probably take a nap or two That's what I call sleeping two naps. It's just I'm going to spend the rest of this night in my bed You can do whatever you want Donaldson will take you home afterwards Donaldson put up my suit for missions Take them home.
Are they staying here? They can stay here if they wish I have extra bedrooms Are you guys gonna stay there or you want somewhere else? I'm gonna go back home to my house Okay, you have a fan. I got a fan.
I'll just crash out on Knox's couch Okay. All right. Next day next day. I'll say uh bye honey I gotta I gotta go to work and then I'll be at the gym after work.
So I'll be gone for a while All right, all right. She's like you just got back from like two months of Work, you know, it's on a business trip. I'd still have to go back to work. I know it Does she not know he's a school?
No, that's why I took so many points into C How many kids do you have? I have one child a daughter I do it for my kid different but don't answer. You're like, yeah, but I mean I work this hard so we can have this nice house It's it's an alright house So let's fucked up is like you're spending all this money to create the beat palace, but yet you live in like a janky ass house That's a janky. I said medium house Well, the the beef palace is it's an investment.
Yes, so he's working on his body and then his body will get more money exactly Yeah, and his more money will get him more investment to be palace. Yeah, it's like yeah It's like how drug dealers are spending so much money on rubber bands that they bought the rubber band companies I think that's a story Yeah, I know there's no shitload on rubber bands because they had rubber band all their money So it's like just wiser to buy the company and then you can just use them for free or some shit like that Anyway, I can't imagine the cost of rubber bands being so high you have to buy the rubber band company How much rubber bands are these fucking drug dealers using god? I mean we might as well just buy the briefcase company as well because we keep carrying all this cash around In briefcases. I mean No, I was watching that nargos show and they just had too much money.
They couldn't launder all of it. So they just buried it. Yeah, yeah They're like, you know, there's just too much of this and that show good. That's alright.
I mean, it's like it's a slow burn It's not a It's a slow burn show When you wake up in the morning and you're heading over to the Knox Knox cave or oxenard or whatever um you Golden you get a text from an old associate. That's like hey, hey, man. I heard you were uh, uh out of uh Out of the clink. What's up?
You want to get together do some jobs? Who's this uh, who's this old associate? Uh, he used to be a workout guy. His name is carl Sanchez.
Um, he Got injured and put into a robot body, but he used to be a used to be a workout bro with you Nice. Uh, he's an robot. He's an robot. He got put into a robot body.
Yeah, um, he Uh, he was he was like the most attractive dude at the gym. Um, and he used to want to be known as hot carl But everybody was like don't don't go It's not great. And then he's like, well, the carl Sanchez then Oh, no, not that either Yep, so yep carl Sanchez he gets a hold of you like hey, what he been working on it. I would love to work with you again Um, I'll just text back like yeah, I got a lot on a plate working for this guy Knox Um, I'll see what he has in store Okay, talk to you back to me man.
I I worked worked on the dried up. So okay. How are the robot parts? He's like it's all right, man.
I got a new name. I'm not carl anymore. So you were never hot carl, but okay, he thinks that doesn't say that He's like yeah, yeah, I got a new name. I think I got a new shtick.
It's pretty good. Can't wait to see it Ask him what his new name is Send me a selfie and tell me about the name of this Okay, he sends you he sends you a picture of himself. Um, he looks kind of steampunky and he's wearing a Football sweater that's brown and orange And he's like because you know how big of a fan I am of Cleveland Oh fuck Yeah, he's like new names Cleveland steamer bro All right, I've been golden arrow and you can find me on twitter Everybody else have fun. He's like dude Cleveland steamer.
Yeah, me Cleveland steamer golden arrow teaming up. It's We'll call our car ram run I don't text him back after that No, I'm not gonna go down that path just yet Okay, together you guys are the golden All right, um, I'll probably text these guys and say let hey, let's meet at the chaos committee club house Back like that and then you meet up with your old friend Dutch oven You still on my I'll just erase that one fuck. Hello goes in general. It's a sign that's on it Do you want to hear some of the other ones for?
Okay, all right, cool. I like that in the same page of notes in your book You have grape digger, which is the most badass one I've like seen yet like he creates an army of zombies And you're like a dude that's all steampunking anywhere's a brown and orange sweater and his name is Cleveland steamer No, he's just a steampar robot that loves a people brown He's from Cleveland. He's a he has one town pride Can't put a price on that All right, so we go to the club house Fred ruined the dirty thing Oh, there's a whole list of okay, all right, so So you don't talk about Cleveland steamer So are you guys meeting up at the chaos committee place? Yeah, I think so, all right, okay, all right You agree on it and then it happens.
Okay, you're there. Um, can I walk by blue prince office first sure? Yeah, I'll talk my head and be like hey I put those requisition orders in your mailbox Just let me know when those get filled And then I'll walk away for all the for all the workout equipment as I'm like further down the halls to shop back. Yes All right, okay All right, so you want me to up you're there Yep, um, I'll find fang in the uh, yeah in the club house You find him.
He's like hey, what up man. Hey, how's it going? Uh, it's my crew or I guess I'm part of your crew I'm part of his crew and I'll point at knocks knocks his turn away and pouting Okay, he got sand in his eyes I don't know why he's still got it in there, but that's why he's crying. Oh, fair enough.
Uh, So you're you're ready to go you're ready to do this. Yeah, you want it's not gonna be easy Wait, why isn't it gonna be easy? Because the person that has these rings is probably has the rings and also other powers So, I mean probably gonna have to take them from force because I don't think she's just gonna hand them over How many rings are there? Uh, there's five in total, but she has four who's got the fit?
Oh Continue what but um, yeah, we um I don't think she's gonna give them over easily. So it might be pretty difficult No, is this person like a hero type? Oh, no, not at all. She's kind of a she's a murderer, but cool, whatever I just didn't want anybody.
Yeah, you know any supers mucking it up or anything like that No, she's she's actually been kind of being hunted by some people because she's working for some unsavory types at the moment So I don't think anyone anyone's on her side. She's why somebody sold her out to me. I know where she's hiding tight. Cool.
Yeah I totally thought I knew what this was going about, but apparently I don't never I was like, oh shit. I got everything on never mind So all right, so what's the right now? um Her She has plant powers, uh, which is one thing to deal with but she also has these four rings that allow her to control some of the elements Um So we're kind of boned if you guys can't handle that Justin when doesn't sound that bad. Yeah, it can be bad.
Oh wait. Can she control like Oxygen carbon dioxide if she was powerful enough she could I don't think she's had the rings long enough to know how to use them that well Knox is gonna walk over and take a fire extinguisher off of the wall in the uh, Castellini clubhouse and then just like start carrying it around Okay, all right. We're gonna need more than that, but all right is this all the help you can summon because I mean I can go ask somebody else who has more contacts. I just thought you guys were a fool group One guy's out of commission right now, but Very good.
Wait if we can't wait a day. He's not gonna be back. I don't think so unless how we want to schedule this I don't know what your plan is Uh, yeah, so we can we can go we can go he like um, I think he wants Cleveland steamer to be Oh, yeah, let's call your boy clean up steamer. I I will say, um, I like how's another robot replacing robin elbow I'll be like I look at thing and be like well There might be somebody yeah, have you heard of Cleveland steamer I've been unfortunate or Reddit or whatever you want to call it.
Yeah, I've been I've been on the internet I don't know if the consumers. I'm not interested if that's what you're offering. Do you know me and name Carl Sanchez? All right, he uh, he's a guy that now has a robot body And he's looking for work.
I guess that's one more person to punch telling him to meet us out when he gives you he gives you a location Tell him to meet us out there. All right. I will uh Send it to Cleveland steamer. Let him know.
Okay. Hey, got a job. Can you do it right now? Questions like yeah, I'm totally free cool.
You never told me what you thought of the thought of the the get up I'll say need to see it in person so you get the full effect Okay, see you all right here and send them the information Okay, all right. Are you heading that way right now or are you gonna wait a little bit? I don't know do you guys want to do anything before here? Good Knox Yeah, I can't think of anything Okay, all right.
So um thing drives you in his uh, he's got a coupe whatever we got a car He's driving you out that way Um, did any of you guys google or look this guy up at all ever or ask anybody or anything about what his deal is? Fang? Yeah, no Okay, cool. All right.
So you guys get to uh Uh, like a it's like an old building tenement that's been kind of abandoned. It's kind of like on the house or it's a town And he's like I have an authority that she's in there Another car pulls up um and a steam car robot finds out of it in a football jersey. It's like what up guys I will look at him and say yeah, it looks great, man Looks really really cool. Who's this bros?
Who's this piece of shit? Piece it. No, man. I'm Cleveland steamer.
I'm his bro. Yeah, this is Cleveland steamer. He used to be Jim rat just like me Yeah, everyone around the around the the beef palace called me uh hot car because I was the cubist dude So car here, uh, he got into a little bit of a tiff and is now in a steam powered robot How you suppose? I'm in a robot body And everyone knows I love the Cleveland Browns.
So I'm uh Cleveland steamer. Wait, yo, you know what Cleveland steamer is, right? Yeah, so big steam powered robot that loves Cleveland. I have fun.
Tell pride bro. Don't think about it too much You're a robot. You don't got like google and shit Well, I don't I'm not real great with computers. I'm more I like a lift right bro.
Go narrow. He'll lift. He'll pound it. He'll pound it.
Yeah Yeah, yeah, he knows what I mean. I ain't got time for that geek shit. Yo, yo, nast Google look clean the steamer for boy over here Gladly. He's a google Cleveland steamer He's gonna lift up.
He's like iPhone like six psd fucking ujscering and showing to him That's gross Why look at that you're gross. This kid's gross. What are you doing here guys? He like taps on the picture.
It's like read the tagline Cleveland steamer 52.jpeg That's a 50 second like picture of a Cleveland steamer Look it's a tumbler pager. Right? It's a 50 second post Oh, man. I mean, I have to change my name Why don't you just why don't you just lose the jersey and uh, just call yourself I don't know something related to steam Uh, he takes the jersey off.
He's like well, somebody once told me that I punched as hard as donkey kicks. So I could be a donkey punch That's the new thing. I'm a donkey punch. All right.
Let's go everybody So No, we're donkey punch. Doc's is going to doll over the blue tooth. Be like, um Black like is donkey punch another Another in-you window for something. I feel like I should know this.
Oh, yeah, that's that's when you fucking a girl And you punch in the back of the head. We fucking love that shit Thanks. Okay, this thing is like, hey, I have very little tolerance for this. Are we gonna are we gonna go in and do this?
Is this thing? Yeah, he's like this is ridiculous Yeah, sure. Are we just gonna go punch her in the face multiple times See if she'll give him to us and she doesn't then yeah cool. Um, we should chop off her fingers that hold the rings If you want to Holy shit, cool What floor did she- what floor did you say she was on?
I just know she's in the building All right. Well, here's the here's the tactic we found we go in the front door and hope they come at us And then we fight them that way That's fine by me. That's the way we've always done it Yeah All right, that works. Let's do it She's got plenty of powers.
Just letting you know and she also has some element rings I don't know if she's using them or she just has them Uh, so be prepared for that Is it just her or is she not people with her? Oh, I think it's just her she's just been working on uh, she's just been working for somebody uh trying to get the rings so I'll go knock on the door Okay, the door kind of comes off the hinges and falls because it's a broke ass tenement And he's like, are you knocking man? The thing just kind of kicks the door and just walks in. Oh, he's like hello.
Where are you? Hey, hey does she have a name? What's her name? Nightshade.
Nightshade. Hey, nightshade. We're here to talk to you Real soon. All right, you guys start searching the building um It's kind of a big place.
So does anybody have Investigate or notice? I have also an investigator notice. I have an investigator. I have notice Okay, roll roll your vestigates and notices I have three I have a five I don't know one Jesus golden arrow.
I've got a three Okay, the hack legless for some reason You kind of smell pollen in a certain direction. It's getting thicker in a certain Certain direction. So you're kind of like you kind of think you know where to go Okay, I will inform the team of that because I have minds. I wish the static bonus to notice utilizing his uncanny daredevil senses So I'm very very very perspective Right.
That that's fine. I like it So yeah, he starts leading you in a certain direction as you're as you're going in the direction He's leading you see the foliage in the building getting thicker and thicker There's like vines in the walls and like roots coming out of the ground um And you come to a room where it's like super super lush and there's like a giant pod um in the middle room I will walk up to it and Tap it It it quivers a little bit Oh, tap it harder. Okay It quivers a bit more. You want to try to rip it open?
All right, roll the z plus four get enough for a static bonus Yeah Once so I'm rolled to minus two plus four so two positive Okay, um you start prying it open. Um as you do The whole room starts to get a little warm. Um some wind starts pouring in through the windows Uh, it starts raining a little bit in the room and everybody feels feels a bit weird like you start Like feeling funny. Like kind of woozy And the pod starts to open And in the pod is a woman and she's got plant like stuff on her and she has four rings on her fingers And she's got kind of a crazy looking her eye and she's like, what are you doing here?
What do you want? Can we have your rings? She says I am under the guidance of Gaia herself to collect these rings. You cannot have them You got something for this Knox is gonna like tap his helmet and you're gonna get the same rest of the raiders activated He's gonna fall on black like this is like low shirt.
He's gonna hand him a gas mask I'm like, I know you're not gonna be able to smell but you might need this Unlike fully around with the gas mask She says I'm I'm collecting the rings to start the revolution things will change and you cannot stop it Gaia will have her power back. He will be raised again The fuck's Gaia She is the spirit of the earth. Is that what you're carrying? Okay, she's like fool you do not know Gaia the spirit of the earth the one that brings life to all Trapped her island unable to leave trusting humans to care for her child.
I work for her now. Yeah, I bring him back I retract the thing I said earlier. I totally now understand She's like leave from this place and live the rest of your short short lives in glee before he comes and returns and ends it all There's no reason for your blood to be spilled today. You still have time Go to your families say your goodbyes.
Well, she makes a good point. I think we should make like a tree and leave Your pun is terrible I quite I will shoot her hand with an arrow Okay Go for called blind shot one feet point to inflict a condition on someone was shoot Okay So what kind of conditions can I inflict that would be beneficial at this point? Can I like shoot her hand and like cut off some of the rings from her hand or something like that like off her figure? Um, you could disorient you can stun um you basically just like add an adjective to her if you're doing a condition like hobbled or stunned or Limp or lame or you know what I mean something like that.
You're like you're trying to or fingerless. Yeah, can I like Make her like arm inoperable like to main Yeah, so she can't use her rings. Yeah, you Right, you wouldn't be doing any direct damage as far as like her her hit points Quote go but you'd be adding that and then people can exploit that to get oh, yeah, that's right. That's right Like so you hit her and you say okay, I'm gonna make her um paralyze an arm and say okay So she has that and the next time gold arrow wants to fight her say i'm gonna go to her paralyzed side to do a fight And then i'll get a plus two to fight on it.
So you can you can exploit the thing you did. Yeah, let's do that Okay, so I roll a full click force d6 Yeah, all right two fours two fives. So that's a plus two and She this would be shoots which I have a plus four sets of plus six But I did use a Right, um Okay, she got two so you beat by okay, um you're able to put the Um, you're able to put it on her. So she is now uh paralyzing an arm Yeah, okay Did you have a bun or something gold narrow?
No, I thought there was a poem that was related to guy bodybuilding, but I was wrong You thought there was a you thought there was a specific guy a related bodybuilding poem Oh, yeah, kind of about earth and bodybuilding, but it was more about the human condition than it was about the earth so It didn't work out as well as I hoped that was gonna relate on to her to her on the Guy a level but then black like a lot of shatter in the arm All right, okay, so um, she's now got everyone an arm and she gets really irritated And she lashes out vine spring from the walls as like a windy torrent of water and fire spread around Um, and you guys are going to enter combat with her next time Oh, villain underground On the villain underground who's that guy? He does in their background It's me. I live in a fucking this. There's never ending siren.
It's just always With this just like Like so far apart or like at least yeah, well everything should start all the way down here seer What well or again just in the city well, I mean like marijuana just became legal in Oregon didn't it or like a shop Yeah, yeah, so now you can yeah, yep, and for somebody who doesn't smoke pot at all and it actually has an allergy to it. That's not great I don't I don't really care Yeah, so but if if you guys if you guys enjoy it, um, it'll be 100% legal for you to walk into a store and buy some When you guys get here Whatever you whenever you'd like but because geekly con is coming here when everybody else does y'all be welcome to do that then And whenever you like to visit read my apartment is a lush 240 square feet You can sleep over in that corner nice On the on the no furniture I have and i'll be over here on the one furniture I have it'll be It'll be great Anyway, um, I hope you enjoyed listening to that insanity With these dudes, um, I have been your game master altator and I am at happy puke I'm golden arrow and i'm at Canada underscore philip I played nox and i'm Cody and i'm at code 3 and I am Fred playing black lead a loss at I think i'm Fred Yay, there's another one in the can any cool goose to end the actually yes, I think I actually might have a guy up home Read it about bodybuilding about bodybuilding. Well, that tree is up for it trees on my barbells mountains Used to use my pull-ups. Fuck already fucked it up Mountains are used to do my pull-ups and I use gaya the earth herself to push as I do push-ups Did you just make this up right now?
I thought like you google like gaya bodybuilding poems and like came across something and i'm like wow That's fucking like crazy. Yeah coincidental. I just like trees as my barbells I just imagine a dude just like my passing pressing a tree. Yeah, but he's not moving the tree is he's just like Oh nice.
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