Hey everybody, I wanted to let you know that this episode of Villanue You know sometimes you look back on your life and realize the mistakes you made and I guess that's one of them because I Think I think y'all would have really enjoyed a space buddies real play podcast I know I would have so this episode of an underground is brought to you by mistakes Hello and welcome to another episode of the villain underground. I am your game master happy puke and with me today I have four menacing malist full men and lady man ready to fight good and be bad first We have the mechanical menace himself Robo-nobo played by will hey, it's me. I'm not gonna do the goof from before We have the stretchy sinister bad boy played by Phil Hey, it's me. I'm not gonna do the goof from before We have the devilish deed doer misses deeds played by Cody.
I Forgot the goof from before and we have the trigger happy tyrant because I liked it from before kind of we have dead I played by Ali I didn't have a goof before here's a flannel Friday So as you can tell we try to record this one already and if I computer doesn't crash this will be the last time we try to record this This is a real play face podcast based around some bad boys here in the SHU universe everything on this feed is canonical everything else on this feed so that means the things that these bad boys do effects the things that the other good boys do and Would anyone like to let us know what happened on last week's episode of the villain underground? He was magma boy, okay, so misdeeds had to go to a meeting and Disappeared we didn't know what happened She was gone. She was summoned away and then we went to a big party at a house There was a statue there that so Congress was trying to get rid of as a snake statue had been following him around he There was an altercation between two of the auxiliary villains greev rober and Like a bad guy and who's like a bad guy. Yeah, they were they were getting into an argument in the parking lot and They were talked down out of it and Silicon artist asked For the statue to be burnt on top of Gary's car using their might But changed his mind they put it on the ground and then magma boy set on it and caused it to be burned Then we all went to six flags and had a good time and nothing bad ever happened because of what we did There's one that's there's one detail that's being missus anyone have that detail.
Oh, yeah We wanted some carnival games at the party That's all that's important. All right. Okay. Good.
So everyone at six flags You all had a ruron time and you wrote the rides to your heart's content and as you are leaving six flags Miss deeds a while ago You were summoned away to a town a couple times over but none of the things that you had were summoned there So you kind of had to walk back So as you're walking back you walk by six flags with heels and hand and you see your crew coming out of six flags It looks like they just had a good time. They have baseball hats and pennants and they're doing all the figures And funnel cakes what the hell? So so all right, let me get things straight. I get some into way and you all have a good time it to six flags without me Yeah, you you didn't call us.
I couldn't I didn't have a phone or anything What do you think I'm walking your phone with you? Oh, why do you always leave it plugged in on the nightstand? It's like why I don't know if you think damn half the time It doesn't matter we need a way to reach you so you just have it on you and we'll do the other half of it You just have to do one thing which is take it with you. It's it's a weird thing.
I don't like it. It's a little box and I understand there's a little man in it and then there's the circle. It looks like a weird rainbow I don't like it that bird nobody's like inside of it Nobody's inside of it Can't just say this dudes is just staring at the look on artist just with a just a meanest me nis mug all right You can say that is that what happens. That's what happens.
Okay. I can feel you staring at me. You didn't even try to find me. Oh Come off it.
Of course. They did Sort of exactly that's mmm other things arose. So let's put it down So when I try to get you know, ask you about things like your little statue thing or your little friend that you've been stealing Trying to help you with your things, but you okay. You just don't even put up an effort look your powers I'll admit this are a lot more powerful than mine, but you can teleport halfway across the world as long as somebody summons you That's I know the power that I really drive a car It's an aspect of what you are as it as a thing as a person's a devil devil yes, and You know, I don't Just open up the shotgun when she sits down and slams the door Yeah, there's over there.
I do think this is ours. Yeah Right, so this is where we'll get new birth well. Yes, I'm having some weird day job. You guys we just go home The uber guys like hey, how's it going?
I got some extra large charge cables and some mini waters if you need them She doesn't need to charge cables because her phone's fully charged. It's just sitting on the nightstand. I'm sorry That seems like there's a little bit anybody else need to charge cable or mini water The uber driver opens up a little cooler and hands you any water Roba no bus and you ask a charge cable in his pocket Alright, all right, so the uber driver drives you all the way home now Alex For the for our listeners could you refresh the listeners on where or what teens need to be killed in order to enact to the The will of this team and that is possessing me not killed kidnapped first of all I Killed man The first one is Jennifer shill and the other weather vane yeah weather vane, but she does have an actual name Do you remember what her actual name is her name is Bethany miles Bethany miles yes, and do I know where they're at the man in your In your head seems to yes, okay. He's like yeah, I know where they're at Excuse me mr.
Uber driver. Yes, I know the app says we're going to a different location Mm-hmm then where we actually need to go unfortunately it was called by my friends my friend left I can't physically change that Could you take us to a different location than what we have programmed in oh? I'm sure yeah, okay perfect. I tell them the location that I know where those two are of which teen oh?
They're separate areas. Oh gosh. They both they both live in Ruby River, which is like a ways away. It's like it's a bit of a drive, but they do live in different houses They're not in the same house.
Okay. Yeah weather vane then okay. Let's go kill never Alright, so the uber driver starts driving you to Ruby a river it is a bit of a drive So you guys are on the road for a while I want us in the very far back Okay, wait do we have like a uber excel or something? Are there three rows?
Yeah? Yeah, you got you an uber exile because he wanted a robot able to be able to fit in it Robinova actually sits up in the front seat in his engine with the uber driver in conversation Okay, the uber driver Oh did Miss needs pull the front seat was she opened the door and yelled shotgun okay never He's leaning in between the two seats in the front engaging with the uber driver So you guys from around here are you going back to Ruby River? This is gonna be a expensive ride No, I'm originally from Chicago. That's where I was built.
Oh, okay Like what do you do to apply for this job? Well, I was a taxi driver and uh, you know I was just kind of dried up but because of this app so I kind of joined the app I'd still do taxi driving sometimes and I do uber so I'm kind of doing both Yeah a little bit yeah, monkey when did you turn into Greg? What I'm not great. I'm just interested in what this guy does.
That's fine. Do you mind? It's really fascinating to me You might play some music or use your whatever device I listen to you. Yeah, I got a I got Spotify So you could do like yeah, you can go over the dash you can play whatever you like to play okay?
I try to be as confident as possible. I mean as long as you rate behind you know she reaches over in place AC DC's highway Oh, this is a little bit crosses her arms and just looks at the window You guys have a policy on if somebody tries to get stick in your car or tries to like climb out on the window Yeah, probably I'm not sure what that policy is at the moment. Yep sure we do okay We're just gonna not his head and look around a cool cool Yeah, he seems like a pretty respectful respectful Whatever so you're in the uber for a while because you're driving between towns so this kind of conversation comes up every like five minutes or so to you Alright, he is uh he is accommodating although since the ride is so long he gets a little bit annoying a little bit annoying Did I what are you doing while you guys riding the ride in the car? I am studiously ignoring everyone in the car All right, the best kind of road tripper the road trip goes for a while you rack up quite an uber You guys ride in the uber for a while you rack up quite a bill on Baron Von Heat's tab And then then you guys are dropped off at a house in the suburbs of Ruby River It's been a few hours drive so you're about like four hours away from your town and the guys like well This is worth the drive I guess you want me to hang around for the drive back or where are we here?
That's a good question So Excuse me, I'm sorry, uh, yeah go ahead and just wait for like five minutes I'm gonna check back with you. I'm gonna talk to my group see what our plan is and then we'll be right back with it Alright, I'm gonna go grab a burrito from a from the burrito place down the street I'll be back totally fine totally fine. Totally fine. He drives away So I'm not exactly sure of uber's policy on Kidnapped people But we're we do need to go in here and kidnap one of these these peoples Specifically one of the kids in here.
I'm pretty sure their policy is not favorable But luckily we have a robo nobo what if we knock them out put them in a bag or something and say that it's luggage But why are we are we back on the the I thought we were going straight. I thought we were going legit for it Do we really want to so boring though put some fire on to us and everyone's eyes are gonna be on us? Well, we're totally you know, this is think about it as one last job, you know, just for the fun It just for the heck are we kidnapping someone so Wallach you work on You know that statue yes, well, we burned it It melts it okay, and then what happened from there is it was possessed And so now technically I'm like more of a vessel than I am a person for this Demon oh, okay, so you're dealing with other other supernatural creatures now. Are you home?
You're the vessel leave it so you read into that sure yes, yes, I am it was unintentional and I did not ask for it to happen, but here we are So so why are we doing this because it because they you promised them something? I didn't promise anything they kind of took me over there in my head right now and Basically if we do this we get there's another person we need to kidnap as well So we need to get nap at least two people right in the same town once we get them then we can Begin like thousand year end of the world rate of destruction kind of thing and then holy meal up Which is great. I think it's actually pretty easy all things considered Alex is there a way that I can like kind of make a role to figure out what this thing is if Phil ever asked its name Or anything about it. Well, what about the statue himself because I'm just eating the statue Yeah, the statue you didn't recognize at all in particular No, but so converse doesn't currently have that information if you were to get that information probably But so converse has not given you any usable information as of yet.
Well, okay I maybe you could ask its name and I can figure out maybe if there's another way around that because a thousand years of Death and flaming destruction doesn't it's not my schedule honey. It's not on my schedule And it's not on your schedule and we can figure out other ways around this. You know that you think there's well It's kind of in my head and I guess I can find it Um, so let's okay. Let's do this kidnapping and then afterwards we can discuss what our options are.
How about that? Does that sound good? You seem you kind of seemed your heart's intended on the killnapping You know, it just seems like a lot of fun. Okay, I'm being a hundred percent honest.
No, I understand Let's go. Let's go kidnap this team. Okay, and then we can discuss things later. Does that sound good sure?
Yeah, I think that'll be okay. I think it's a little cheek gross Even grossing all right, all right, you guys are just standing in the suburbs So do we know which house it is yeah? You're like on the you're on the sidewalk in front of a house and that's the house that he has told you that she is in Okay, so how do we want to go about this? I mean I could easily sneak in there is that the way to do it or do we just want to like blow up in the front door?
Mmm. I mean we don't I don't think do you want to smash and grab this? You just want to have like lure the kid outside and you're like cookies and then just snatch them up I've heard three candy works. I can sneak in I can I can infiltrate the house and check it out.
There we go Alright, yeah, let's see if you can case the joint. I guess Robo, okay, you mind oh no, I don't mind I Roll burglary for case on the joint or do I need to be stealthy game master? Briglery to get through any entrances and stealth to not be detected. So what exactly are you doing?
You're just walking around the place. Yeah, I'm walking around and looking in the windows. Okay, so then that's a stealth Okay, or all right you stealthily walk around looks like a pretty normal suburban home Okay, I'm gonna burgle my way into one of the windows then burgle it. Wait.
Do I see anything in there first? No, no You're watching TV in the living room. I'm still living room window You guys were you guys were at Fright Fest so it was pretty late already and then you drove a bunch of hours So it's like it's like really really early hour. It's like the small hours in the morning It's super late everyone in this place seems to be asleep.
Okay, good. I'm gonna burgle the window roll burgle I got three. All right, you burgled into the house. Okay.
What's in the house? It looks like a pretty normal house. There doesn't seem to be a lot of furnishings There's like a couch on TV like a coat rack which that has a mirror on it by the door and then stairs leading upstairs Can I see the kitchen from where I'm at? Yes, you can okay?
I'd like to go to the kitchen and burgle what's in the refrigerator? Okay, you go through the refrigerator It's a lot of food that you think like if a 17 year old was in charge of buying groceries is the groceries that they think they would buy So it's like it's pretty it's pretty full, but it's like not a bunch of super healthy stuff like monster energy drink in there Yeah, well, like yeah, okay. I'm gonna go for it. Okay.
All right, so we do that and then I'm gonna head upstairs quietly, right? Okay, roll stealth. I got it too on myself Alright you stealth up the stairs. Oh, okay.
So it creaked a little bit, but I'm good. Yeah, I mean you're you're into the auspice that you're being relatively sneaky Yeah, nice. Okay up the stairs is there several rooms a minute hallway or anything Yeah, there's like there's like three rooms upstairs. It's like a small hallway with three rooms One of the doors is open and that's a bathroom Is there two other doors is there like TV light or anything coming out from any of the other ones?
Somebody might be up late or are they dark? Nope, they're dark Okay, I will stealth back down to the burgled window and I will relay this information for my team to follow me in Let's do the thing. All right. I'll go in you get this information really to you.
Okay, I'll try to be stealthy You're just kind of going in. I'm gonna turn into a little snake puddle and puddle my way through All right, stuffy Indeed that I and I'm not so great at going covertly into buildings. I mean I'm not either we can just walk like normal people But just don't bump into anything that'll cling I'll try I don't have my keys on you. I guess they won't jingle all right.
Well, let's go. I guess just walking She has her heels on so they're kind of like clicking like oh god Missy'd you may want to change your face if possible. Oh, yeah, oh gosh. Let's see here Which one which one and I'm gonna spend a feet point so you change what she looks like into one of the Airdros like old bear trust people.
Okay, so you guys are all in the house. Yeah in the downstairs I want to change my parents to that just as an if I'm still puddle but With a different looking puddle. Yeah gotcha. All right, so you guys are all in the house Yeah, I can stay down here and play look out since I'm More of a plus through doors kind of person than a sneak around kind of person I mean what I'm saying is y'all don't want me going up downstairs because I will kill someone So who's going up them stairs?
Actually, did I could you help me out with the parents room? And I could you two to kill the kid? Sure which one is here in the room? Yeah, you got it Let's go miss you two partners on this one.
Oh, okay. I'm not sure I can help you with this Walk behind a robot. Oh, all right. So there are two doors upstairs.
There's one to the north end and one to the south end who goes in which I would first like to make my eyes stretchy and put my eyes under both doors and see which one to switch Okay in a one of the rooms There is a bed and looks like one body sleeping in the room and in the other one It looks like it's kind of an office area So there's like a lot of paperwork and filing cabinets and a dresser, but like there's no bed in there Oh I'll pull my eyes back into my head Looks like the parents are here or the kids not here There's only one person up here. Should we check the first floor? I got it and then I want to send my eyes down snaking through the first floor looking for another room with people in it You don't find another room with people in it. No heck.
Do you do you think they would live alone? Seems a little weird for like a 17 year old, right? Maybe she's emancipated. I mean not really There's 13 year olds living by themselves.
No, I'm not even 13 8 year olds on the streets. That was like 500 It's before you guys this time. Okay, cool Alrighty then let's talk about that a little bit later What you're old it's um yes, it's not that's fine So how about this? I'm gonna sneak under the door try to cover up like another face and then you won't bust any grab the body Okay, I was good to me.
I get to break down the door. It's a good day. Okay. The signal is all shout Subtle I like it Okay, I'll go find something to help and then Robo's going to go to search the office area for something to help in this All right, what are you looking for?
I'm going to bring back the office chair. Okay, I'm wielding it like a baseball bat Alright before we do this there's probably an easier way to do this. Do you want them like flailing around while we take them or? No, so looking at this is gonna suffocate them a little bit and then we'll just drive them downstairs.
It'll be fine, right? But okay, I don't know where you were kill napping not just kidnapping Phil napping right. I mean, okay, that's fine. All right I Slither under the door.
All right. You slither to the door. You're under the door perfect I'm gonna creep creepily up to the bed. Okay.
You see one body in the bed. It is a young girl I In like a massive glop of glue landing on your face I will basically like just fall onto the bed and then like wrap my head around like my body around her head What are you gonna roll to restrain head? I mean, I usually do dexterity. Oh, yeah, it's kind of thing I'll roll dexterity everybody get the turn roll dexterity shit.
Yeah, plus four. All right So you wrapped around her head who goes next? Oh, I would definitely go next so that I you get to go next I'm going to kick the door open. All right.
You kick the door open to see a big blue bee dude on the head And the body that is under the covers is the body moving at all? It is just starting to react because he shouted as he landed on her So she's just waking up so like that whole lot of time has passed I will run over and like grab her ankles Okay, roll to grab ankles that would be a wash So you grab the ankles ish but aren't getting a real great grip. Okay, so I'm as easy as you go next and she can she start like Maybe she should have done this before but look for some rope or something to tie them with so that way Stephen doesn't have to be on them constantly Are you gonna go downstairs and look at looking for rope now? Yeah, all right, so Missy's go downstairs Okay, so Robo no is going to run into the room with the office chair and he's going to begin beating on silicon artist All right roll fight I got three oh wait no, I went in fight.
Yeah Yeah, basically Can he be allowing himself to get hit if I'm like, you know like hitting the person through like transferring through? Yeah, I would I would say that he gets to defend with dexterity I got a four okay. All right, so it seems like some damage is getting through to the person underneath on their turn They're they're writhing around under silicon are Massive face covering right they are writhing around for their turn. It's still pretty dark in there Everybody making in the room make a notice roll zero three one We're gonna go to the top of the order the order we shift now that that I is in the mix so did I get you get to go first?
I'm gonna try to grab her ankle still all right roll roll ankle Okay, you are able to get relatively decent grip on the angles just pass out already still cardis you get to go next Perfect. I'm just gonna be screaming just go just sleep. That's fine That's all we want just go to sleep just go to sleep and then I'm going to try to like tie her hands up with my Spindly goopy body all right roll that beautiful bean fudge plus four all right So you're wrapping up her arms. She seems a relatively restrained arms wise Miss deeds you go downstairs.
Where are you looking for rope? I'm gonna go in the kitchen I'm gonna see if I can find like a little timey potato sack and Underneath the cabinets for maybe some rope or something, you know like clothes lines or something You do not find old timey potato sack You find a lot of boxed meals and a lot of like ready-made shit Is there any like anything that I could put over their head like if they all right do they have a gallon of like goldfish That I can like rip on the top and then put Don't have a gallon of goldfish. They have trash bags They have they have some paper bags. All right.
I'm gonna grab some paper bags I'm gonna take out a sharpie and draw a face on it. That looks angry So you're drawing face on paper bags robin oboe. Okay, so the way the bed situated That I is at the feet of the bed holding the ankles silicon artist is near the the head of the bed like covering their face up I'm so I'm gonna be on silicon artist and I'm gonna drop the chair And I want to grab the ends of the mattress where their heads up and I want to take the mattress and fold it over like this Okay, you're folded over like a burrito. Yes, and I'm going to do that with my amazing physique Wait burrito or taco.
It's like a hot dog paper fold style Are you fully hamburger way? Yeah, where they folded the waist so like they're okay Yeah, they'll be like folded over like that and then they'll be contained in the mattress Okay, we'll roll that with your physique. I got a two Alright, so you are you are folding you starting to fold it a hamburger ways a massive wind gust Rips through the window like kind of blowing it open and like the whole room kind of fills with a gust of wind It's just like swirling around everybody like papers and like everything is just kind of flying everywhere and it's crazy Did I you get to go there's crazy wind everywhere? And she's being folded up hamburger style As her head like comes up towards me because she's being folded up hamburger style and I pissed a wiver Just to get go for it.
Yeah, so can't it's still on her head. So make a hole or something Your pistol whipping so the hardest Okay, so conners you have to defend with dexterity. I got a plus three Alright, so you take one damage and she takes a little bit as well, but you do take a little bit of damage Then so card is your turn now, okay, so Well, heck that's all I'm gonna do I think I'm just gonna just gonna try to hold on and wait for it to stop struggling Okay All right, so mr. E's you have paper bags You've drawn you've sufficiently drawn a face on it.
Have I found anything to tie anyone up with it's gonna be something in the kitchen, right? You find some twine, but it's not exceedingly thick Crap it size and starts walking upstairs. All right, so you have to start walking upstairs Roman up what is your turn is the mattress folded up or is it still in the process of being folded up? It's it's folded up.
It's all it up. Okay. I would then like to use my athletics to jump on top of it I'm gonna break her to unfold it or to keep it Like so this is what I'm seeing right here The mattress is getting folded up. Let me do this way the mattress is getting folded up and then robots going to jump and crush it down with his body weight Gotcha.
Okay. Gotcha. Okay. Go for it.
All right. This is a Or a four. Mm-hmm. All right, so you do a bit of damage Everyone you're all like trying to fold her up and hold her down Everything gets kind of calm for a second and you feel like tingles on the back of your neck as all of the hairs on your body stand up And then a large lightning bolt comes to the window and strikes her everyone in the nearby area gets hit by lightning This is a problem.
She got six. So Two strong she got blasted by a bit of lightning now the fact that a human body would conduct electricity Does she get hurt by it also if it's hitting me? I'm taking that consideration. Okay, cool.
I got a three. Okay, so you take three Yeah, shoot. I got a one So you take five five electrodes damage Okay, and I'm gonna physique through this and I get a Two all right you take four so the lightning bolt as Missy's we get to the top of the stairs and you're walking back towards the room with a bunch of paper bags in your hand Uh the room that you're walking towards lights up as a large lightning bolt streaks into the room and just strikes everyone in the room Oh god this That'll get blasted pretty hard and then we're gonna go to the top of the order did I you just got zapped Can I see miss deeds in the room? She's just outside of the room right now.
Can I see her though? Yeah? Hey, deeds. I bet you can't knock this girl out.
That's that's not that's not exactly how that I bet I bet You can't knock this girl out. She's just she just like size So are you doing anything that I'm gonna get back up in full body twitching Go back over to hold her ankles down. I hope she doesn't hit me again. All right roll roll angle holden This is like an artist.
It is your turn perfect. I'm going to um tighten my grip specifically around the nostrils and her mouth Okay, and try to uh really begin the uh Shoking out Oh boy plus two All right Uh, okay, so you are holding her breath pretty good Missed you this is your turn. Just slowly walking to the door shaking your head. That's not how this work No, it's still come.
Can you get off of her? Maybe we can just leave her alone. Just get off of her What's no just get off of her why just do it your Your ridiculous schemes aren't working get off of her now You're gonna boss me now Silicon what is he still is he still like not? Yeah, she's gonna throw the paper bag Under her and the twine she's gonna go to the like the front of the room like just outside of where she saw the splash them before and just like arms crossed And sit there.
I'll be here if you need me. All right, Roman elbow is your turn. Um, this needs to do the twine on the mattress Yeah, okay. I would like to use crafts to tie the mattresses into a folded sandwich All right, you roll roll it.
All right I got a All right, you start tying the mattress up. She seems pretty well restrained, but it's not stopping the wind from coming into the room On her turn it starts raining inside pretty heavily It starts laughing Daddy is your turn. I'm gonna try and pistol wipper again because she's irritating me. Wait, can I see her head though?
No, so I can't just still wrap her on her head like a bag Silicon artist. You gotta like make a hole not on her face just like on her temple or something. That's a plus five All right, I gotta plus seven. You knock her out.
Thank god She stops moving and then it stops raining in the clouds that have formed in the room start to start to dissipate See it ended up working. I didn't say that it wouldn't work. I just said that there were easier ways to do this to go about this Easier, okay Your next we'll discuss things. Okay.
All right. I'm just saying your twine didn't really work My health robo the monkey man tie up the mattress. Oh, yeah, it's actually put the back on her comfortable Why? I uh, I unleash myself and then uh, I guess I put the bag over her head.
All right. That's great. Oh, look at that She's sad. It's like she got pistol whipped in the head Look you can even see oh, there's oh actually that's kind of a bit of blood Yeah, I have a feeling that uber driver is gonna have an issue With this Hey, robin no, but she do the robo copter.
Okay. Uh, robin. That's the robo copter not in the room All right, so the room is destroyed would be a robo copter Yeah, we got work on our communication Yep We do Everybody robo coptering out of there then You know, I think I would yeah, okay. So we began to robocopter is uh, robo nobo picks a drink of the Monster energy drink he stole from the fridge Okay, you feel real hip all right?
You're home robo coptering around. Where are you guys going now? Uh, can we try to locate the uber where he was out and i'll robocopter them to the uber You don't see the uber outside. Okay.
Oh wait, did he ditch us? He have him a really low rating I don't see the uber guys. Where do you want to go? It's not on my app.
I can't give him a lower rating Guys my job. There's in the back room when we have physical media come in we keep it in a secure cage We can use that we can just put the DVDs on the ground the blue race on the ground there. Um, physical game discs Video game components. We just don't really like luring things back to our main base of operations.
Can we like Can I click can miss deeds call it foxy? Yeah, okay? I'm gonna talk to foxy see if there's like any uh, warehouses that the company owns in either ruby ridge or somewhere near lap Is hardware that we can put in a safe location that is lightning resistant that is that yeah Very specifically say something about weatherproofing. Okay, she's probably had something So are you guys leaving ruby river right now?
We also want to make sure that if she wakes up we're up in the air and We're in a very disadventurous position if she wakes up so if she starts waking up i piss a liver again, what's the issue? Okay All right, so you guys are heading back to labor star with them. Yes. Yeah, so there was another team that Is in ruby river if we just want to try to get them.
I mean, I don't care I feel like it was a lot of like a lot of a lot of teens in just one area. I can barely stand this one I mean I can barely stand you all but uh It's a lot of back and forth though. That's just like a lot of time on the road. Um, we're in the air I suppose I thought we were going to discuss it after we can after this one that's true.
Okay All right, let's let's take this one kidnap victim back and then uh, Guess we'll discuss about the other kidnappings we have to do. All right, so you guys are heading back Um, I would like to talk to the demon in my air the the possess the thing that's possessing me in my head. Okay Uh, he he always seems to be around every reflection you look at he's standing near you Okay, so in robo's eyes that sees reflection That are the windshield of the robo captain I feel like i'm being rude here when I say I don't know your name. I'm sorry that you feel rude It's not about my feelings.
Just what's your name? Oh, see you you try to go about these pleasantries and it's unbecoming. What is he doing? He's talking to himself.
I'm talking to And then I gestured before the thing to give me its name. I'm zehak. I am bivar asp. I am azidah.
Oh my god Cool. I repeat all those names perfectly Would miss dudes recognize any of those names. Oh, absolutely Do I don't have to make a laurel for this or you just know? Yeah, you have to make a laurel cool That's a seven.
He is one of the most evil gods in all of mythologies. Fuck Fuck Great, which witch mythology? Iranian. Oh god.
Okay, little obscurovas All right, you're being possessed by an evil deity. Great. Um, that thing. I'm not possessing you Apparently he's not possessing me then what is he doing to you?
You can see him. This seems like a possession of some sorts or curse or something God, devil's are just stupid. He called you stupid. Yeah, he's An evil deity and really I I really can't refute that because he's a fucking deity Yeah, he can.
He tells the fuck themselves all the time. No, no last time I did that Uh, they basically put me in internal torment. So you know, that's fun No, uh, we're gonna have to go home and discuss this. We can figure this out Maybe we can figure out any way to get it out of you and back in the statue I don't recommend that he doesn't recommend it.
Yeah, of course he wouldn't I guess it doesn't recommend it What what pronouns do you prefer god? He is fine. I suppose It's fine by me. It's pretty nebulous when it comes to things of all nature it or he or whatever.
It's fine Okay. Oh, uh, we kidnapped one of the teens for you. I see I've been watching you've been doing great That's why I haven't been bugging you perfect and I like your style So you need one more and then where do we go from there? Oh just one more from review I need four individuals altogether, but uh, I was just trying to yeah, I gotta get give you steps Okay, uh, could I get all the details that you possibly have for any of these uh, these people?
Ah see I think some of them are not gonna like very much Like I said, it's not really about feelings at this point and um Sort of demonstrated that uh You don't actually care about me. So well, it hurts my feelings. Um, like I said, it's not about feelings Right. Well, uh, the other two are actually friends of yours.
Uh, I need grave robber and bern Von heat You motherfucker Alex motherfucker, you know bern Von heat was literally in the car with us Like he was literally at six legs. Yeah, but you know He's gonna be a tough one to get and I wanted you to be halfway in before I say hey, you know your best friend Let's betray him. I want to go as far to say his best friend, but oh, whatever Somewhat friend casual acquaintance giving him an arm's length. I like it.
I'm not here to impress you god Let's let's just stamp that out. We're not gonna be friends after this I don't care whether you want to impress me or not. I'm gonna let known what I feel. I'm not saying it to make you feel good I love that God is good Okay, so you guys are just straight flying back to lepa's harbor to put Bethany miles away.
I think so All right, so you guys go back there the the the ride is is is it as awkward as the uber ride there? Probably yeah, all right, but it's not as long right Yeah, it's not as long. No, but maybe it's not as much awkward because like we there's like the team did something So it's kind of right, but also you don't have the uber driver giving you mini waters when you charge up your phones and playing music So now it's just the robo copter. Hey hey robo.
Could you sing us something or can you get can you stream from here? Yeah, yeah, I could put a movie on he starts playing the boss, baby I'm sorry. I asked okay connect to the Wi-Fi right now. It's the only thing I have downloaded locally So we watch that on repeat until we get back home.
Why don't you hack into a satellite or something? I'm gonna only do like so many coordinated things at once. I'm a flying helicopter I've got to make sure that I'm able to stay airborne and communicate with you guys at the same time. I can't be downloading movies Okay All right, eventually you make it to the pepfotross Corporation where they have set up a containment unit has Bethany woken up at all?
Or is she just no, you're not okay cool. I'll let you know and I slam dunk her into the containment unit as I land Yes, you may but I roll for that Doesn't affect anything Just a little bit NBA jam just from downtown Do cartwheels I'm on fire. Well, I do okay, so you guys are on the roof boxes like you know Having a connect team in the buildings probably not great if anyone finds out about it. Yes, that's why I said I was I was hoping for an ulterior a different location Well, we can ship it somewhere, but this is the here here at the building was the fastest we could get something So we can have it shipped out.
I'm just I thought we were all kind of semi-going straight The so-called artist has Something going on with him. He's got a curse and he's got a kidnap these teens for some reason I'm gonna like lure foxy aside and I'm gonna like wave over a dead eye and the monkey I'm gonna say just watch watch her for a second there. Honey Me? Oh, okay.
Yeah, just keep it on her. You know, I'm gonna look to pull the other rest aside Um If if I'm correct this this isn't going to go this isn't going to go well He's he's been possessed by some either either he's not insane or he's possessed by some mad god I'm from old. I mean he's only been a little bit crazy. Right, but this If what he's saying is true, we might be royally screwed I might try and see if there's a way that we can take it back out and put it back into the statue But it's still going to be haunting him or haunting someone Uh statues gone Why do I need to be part of this conversation foxy?
I'd like to keep you up to date on these things. Oh Okay, I have news if you Yes, go ahead well, uh Rainbowhood has been kind of uh part of his showed up and he's kind of being part of the the manufacturing thing Good. He worked he worked us out some contracts with a weapon manufacturer. Okay, the weapon manufacturer only goes by mr.
Fortune uh never met the man, but uh rainbow hood says these are coming up with some cutting edge stuff that we've kind of been implementing into the suits Did you say mr. 4chan Yes, mr. 4chan. Yeah, mr.
4chan or mr. 4chan, but yeah, so we've been we've been integrating mr. 4chan's uh Weapons into our suits great. All right.
No, that sounds good I will have to look up who mr. Fortune is um does it sound like a legitimate source or as long as they're integrating the technology into the Into the suits themselves. What about uh any legislation being passed through everything else? Okay, they seem to be handling it.
Okay, we're we're working on some other states Shipping prototypes out so perfect. That's a lot. I don't know about this whole demon statue thing That's not my forte. So I've shared with you what I can share with you.
I still need to be part of this No, no, it's fine. Maybe do you have any like researchers the ones that the scholars someone with the knowledge about old mythologies? Maybe you can get in contact with somebody like that Monkey, do you have a try? Rude?
Oh, there are of course I do. Okay. Um, all right that might not work then um Yeah, if you can get in contact with some researchers researchers, maybe some scholars or something that know about old mythologies I we're gonna have to fix this. This is ridiculous.
I'm not kidnapping three more teens. Oh Okay, well, I'm I'm gonna go back to doing business stuff. Yes. Fox.
Yes. Thank you. Sorry. All right.
Bye Why is it always awkward with her? All right team. Uh, well done Let's put her in one of the warehouses on the edge. We're gonna have them ship down But uh, yeah, why don't we go home and get have some rest relax?
How uh, how easily are we gonna be able to get to this container? Like when we need to do the whole You know ending the world thing. It'll be it'll be available. All right, so unfortunately full disclosure Uh, here's what's gonna happen.
We're gonna have to kidnap that other team. So that's a four-hour drive or you know short flight There The other two I think we can get pretty easily Um, one is mernivon heat. That's easy. PZ.
I got that one covered. Don't you work? The other one is grave robber now. I know you two looking at robo and dead.
I have some history with him so Maybe we invite him over for a party. We have you know, we tell him we have the body of uh That somebody super famous. Uh, elvis pressley elvis pressley sounds pretty cool. Right?
Right? Even use all this pressley like what what point is he gonna make it? I mean, that's That's okay. Okay.
Yeah, I think that's part of his superpowers, right? Power of the pun gotta be Sure Um, so, uh, maybe we could do that. I think that'd be good And then you know, we could uh, basically summon the sky get him out of my head start a few years of destruction and pain and uh, world ending Uh, ness, but other than that should be relatively easy. That should be good to go That sounds like a long-term goal.
Can we can we just you know, maybe take the night just sleep sleep? Maybe in the morning? No rush. It's fine.
Oh, he seems like he's in no rush. So yeah, that's totally cool. Okay, maybe we can take a few days I mean after that whole ordeal. I mean, I mean, I'm kind of shocked about the whole situation Dye your your phone goes off.
You have an alert. I will look at it. You have been uh, pinged. There is a, uh, GPS coordinates and you've been invited via facebook invite to uh, it says family reunion and has a, uh, gps location Facebook invite.
Oh, she is so dead. She made me use facebook Or book whatever we want to call it. Um, your page or whatever so silicon artist how Relaxed is this guy about this whole kidnapping thing? Uh, I mean Do you feel like you should answer this one?
What what's that? How lax are you about this whole kidnapping thing like is like a week? Okay? Oh, yeah, that's fine.
Yeah, I've been in the set you for about a hundred Thousand years. Um, yeah, I'm fine. Oh, so this is like is like nothing to you, right? Yeah, I mean if you did he Donald like too much, I might get ornery, but I mean, you know, you make you make progress today.
I'm pretty happy Okay, he seems fine. We can take as much time as we need Hey cool. You guys wanna help you? Yeah, cool.
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