Villain Underground #55

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Yes, and then we can all post a poll and see who wins. And then when you lose, because you're gonna lose, you get to do something horrible. Now see, I know that I truly love Love to Hate because you guys just described the premise of Love to Hate. And you would have known that if you have listened.

But I, the true fan of Love to Hate, have listened to it and know that that is the plot. You know what I love about Love to Hate? What is the stores? The stores?

Yeah, the stores and the stores. The stores and the stores. I'm starting to start a Green Acres thing and it kind of falls in space. I don't know.

I'm a millennial, but Green Acres goos don't play with me. You know, I'm ruining it. I noticed that with a lot of people in my age range don't know much about Green Acres. I guess I was the only one in an elementary school purposely staying up to two in the morning to watch Green Acres because it was my favorite show as a kid.

Favorite field? What's the talking pick on Green Acres? No, there's no talking animals. Mr.

Ed, I'm thinking of the talking horse. Yeah, that's the talking horse. Those are different shows. Those are different shows.

Mr. Ed is fucking garbage compared to Green Acres. For the glory that is, Green Acres. Oh, for sure.

Yeah. Greg, did you have any building tips for anybody that may want to start their own Green Acres? Well, you know, first things first, you could need a lot of land, you know? And then I'd fence it in.

Oh, you'd fence before you start building. I'm just going to go get it. Well, yeah, you got it while you build a fence, you know? So that's building.

And then if you want to put up a building, I suppose you could go conventional construction, but that's kind of price he takes to. You could put up like a post in bean building or this day and age, you go get what's called a pen. Alex, how long did you just speak? Metal building, you know?

Those go up quick because it's all just, it's all like modular. It's all like modular. It comes already pieces and then it just kind of stack it up like Legos, you know? Like this isn't the end.

I'm happy for diaries. We don't understand. Yeah, I don't know. Greg, what do you think about the podcast?

Love to hate? I'll tell you, I love the fact that S.H.U. has a brand new podcast. I hate the fact I haven't heard yet.

But I'll fix that soon. Trust me. Yeah. And you know how I'm going to go to a podcast you're near me and catch it.

Right? That's what they're for. Perfect. Yeah.

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Hello, welcome to another episode of The Villain Underground. I am your game mustard, happy puke. And today with me, we have three saucy tarts ready to do some bad. First we have Philly Boy playing City Boy.

My favorite candy is Kit Kats. We have Koda Boy playing Middie Beez. I like the Reese Cups. And we have Adeboy playing Diddy Eye.

I have a soggy bottom. That's just, right. Well, the candy's the places. Good candy themed entry.

Good things. Good candy doing in the candy stuff. I'm sorry. How's this intro made me think of Great British Makeup and all I could think about was soggy bottoms.

Oh, see, what do you say? Soggy bottom, I think, is a soggy bottom boys from Old Brother Where Art, though. No, it's an unnamed price. I have a man comes in sorrow.

I see pain. Oh, my days. Bring it to. No, it's an ID strike on my game.

Because someone played my momma number five last time. Did we really? Or did you really like Alex? No.

When I went to the bathroom, Greg was playing my momma number five over the PA system. So over the PA system. All right. Anyway, we are a real play face podcast based in this SHU podcast feed conical, everything else on the show.

We are a show based on some baddies and villains and no good nicks with somebody like to give us a rundown of what happened on last week's show for me. Please look like filly. Uh, so last week, Miss Deeds went to a city council meeting where they were discussing the deregulation of power armor. And the tie was split and Miss Deeds needed to pick a side.

And she picked the side that moves the vote to next week. So fully discuss this. I'm pretty sure it was going to be against me, but yes. Sorry.

Oh, that was the other issue. What the fucking hospital shit about vending machines and hospital rooms? Oh, sure. In addition, that I took her kidnap sister and threw her in a large pit in a abandoned warehouse that I can watch with cameras.

Yes. Silicon artist tortured massacre a little bit more. Robonobo is not here because he is rigorously training a new top purchase employee. Yes.

And then at the end of the episode, the villains were called to the warehouse where they were holding Bethany because some massive explosions were going off. Yes. Yes. Did I get everything?

Yep. Yeah. Fuck yeah, I did it. We start back up and there is a suit of powered armor with presumably somebody inside in your warehouse blowing up your dudes, their inner base killing your dudes.

So did I? You come on to this. You guys. All right, dude, the shoot.

Well, that was a bad role. That is a plus four. All right, you ping him. You ping him.

Ping your bullets. Out of our base. OK, your bullets do a little bit of damage, but doesn't seem like much because of the body armor on the sweet robot that's in front of you. It is now her turn.

She is like, if you want to do it the hard way, we can. And she lifts up her hands and shoots energy beams at you. She fires one at you, did I, and one at you, Silicon artists towards a dead eye. There is a six and towards Silicon artists, there is a five.

I got a five as well. I got a three. So I take it. OK, she shoots you.

There's a million. So then I says, now your turn. I'm going to ask the god in my head. How alive does Bethany still need to be?

Well, preferably alive. All right, sounds good. I begin running towards the explosion site, and I'm looking forward Bethany. OK, so you abandoned the current fighting area.

You're going to go look for Bethany. Got you. OK, Miss Deeds, it is your turn. I'm going to take the gun.

I'm going to shoot. All right, roll shoot. I got one. All right, she did well.

It seemed to deflect off of her armor. Ping, ping, ping, ping. And she's just kind of flying there in the middle of the warehouse. That item's up to you again.

The gun's working. You can't aim. Is there like a ceiling above her? Yeah, you're in a warehouse, so the ceiling is pretty high.

Damn, OK, never mind. I'm just going to shoot her. Hands out in cool plant, but you ruined it out. Sorry, Cody said warehouse.

I said, what is the building in the east of warehouse? It's a plus eight. Ooh, plus eight. That's where your store thing's come on.

Oh, no. All right. You seem to hit some real prime spots and damage her. Quaking, ping, ping, and you hear these sparks kind of flying off and everything.

All right, so now it is her turn. Her shoulders kind of open up and two little drones fly out. And they seem to form a triangle around you, Dadai. And they all fire in all directions.

How close are they? They're kind of far away. I would say that each of them is about 10 yards away from you. So I can't use gun food, is what you're saying.

Yeah, no, they're not close range. They're just they're trying to get a shooting from all directions. So she gets a plus when she uses this particular ability. She got a six.

I got it too. Oof. These little drones, they fire in three different directions and you aren't able to get out of way and she'd be blasted. All right, so the conartists, you are running through the facility.

There are some some chamber off areas. And then you find the containment unit that was built by Alfjordos Corporation to hold Bethany and Bethany is inside. Oh, I would have first changed my appearance into that of iron justice. OK.

And then I would like to come up on Bethany. OK. That was a poor choice of words. Oh, yeah, sorry.

Not that way. Just see her visually with my eyes, only eyes. Right now I got you. Yeah.

Ma'am, are you OK? Give me out of here. I've been kidnapped. There are several villains around this area.

We must keep you safe. Hold out here. Do not move. I will return for you soon or I am iron justice.

And I slam the door shut. If you hear her shout, if you let me on the cage, I can help. I like it. OK.

All right. Miss Deheed is your turn. Can I yell over to Da Da Da? Can I have your phone?

I thought you had your. Oh, wait, that's right. You always forget your phone. Yes, don't bring it up again.

Please. I'll throw my phone over. Can I like look up on the on her phone, the PDF that she downloaded? Yeah, I guess so.

Part of my Amazon account, you have to log in. You have to log into the Amazon account. So you have to ask her for the password. I ask her for the password.

Not giving you my password. Give me your password. No, this isn't. I have circumstance.

You can change it later. Absolutely not. Then you'll get to see all the other things I've ordered on that account. And no.

Can I use my ability? I know what you desire and return mine to get her password. She doesn't desire her password. She already has it, though, doesn't she?

I desire her password. Fucker. Come on, my secret thing. I know other people desire.

Yes, yes, I know. Shut up. You wrote those pop. I know.

I feel terrible about doing it now because I like having complicated ass rules. It's probably on Google. It's public domain. Just Google search that shit.

OK, Google search that shit. And it's wrapping up the book that was from the domain thing before. OK, yeah. So you pick it.

It's a very, very long book. Can I say that I know this book, especially since it can summon me? It summons nearby devils or demons, yeah. But I mean, do you know it well enough to skim through it and be able to find what you're looking for, but it might take you a bit of time?

Can I skim through it actually? Someone either summon a demon or find something else like it. Some of the rituals that are in this particular book take a while, they like candles and draw on the floor and stuff like that. So you're going to have to take a while to do it.

No, fuck that then. Can I just say I just do an incantation to have chains come from the floor and grab a hold of that to create an advantage? Yeah. You got magic.

Yeah, you're going to try to create advantage against them. I just wanted to come from the book. I got a six. All right, so you're rolling a six degree advantage on the mech suit lady?

Yeah, I want chains to kind of like summon from the floor and try to like wrap her out her. All right, so you're going to use demonic magic chains? Yeah. She's going to defend.

What did you get? I got a six. So there is a plus two of double chains that can be used against this mech suit lady. Silicon artist is your turn.

I'm going to turn towards the mech suit. I'm hopefully behind it and in my best iron justice impression, I'm going to go stop friends. I can assist you and draw its attention to me. OK, roll the sieve.

Yeah, three. OK, we're going back up to the top of the turn. Yes, so it is dead eyes turn. I am going to shoot it.

All right, we'll shoot. Plus six. Oh, I'm using the double chain. So fluffy.

Boom. You use the fact that she's held by the double chains and you should work on your shooter with. I want to pull out a shotgun. All right.

Yeah, you blast her with a shotgun and she kind of goes flying. Sparks go flying off of her thing. It is her turn now. She turned to Silicon artist and says friend and like kind of indignantly.

And she's going to roll to shoot you with a shoulder mounted rocket. Right. All right, so she got a seven. Take one damage.

I got a six. OK. Like a rocket kind of pops out of her shoulder. Yeah, you and I try to dodge, but take a little bit of dying image.

I dropped the iron justice disguise. Silicon artist is your turn. I reel back in, punch her from real far away. All right.

Roll punch plus five. You guys are nickel and diameter. OK. You punch her.

Missed is your turn. Can I use my empathy to know what she desires? I'm assuming I already know, but I just want to make sure. Yeah, so you're going to roll contest of will and empathy to read her desires.

Yep. All right. Go for it. Two.

OK. At the moment, you get to read that her desires are to bring back her classmates that you captured. Two murder. I figured that much.

If I roll that again, do you think I can get more information? Yeah, if you roll if you roll deeper, you can get like more deep personal desires, but like add like with a role contested that lightly you get basically her base desire, like what she's going for at the moment. But if you were to get a really good role against her, you can like figure out like deep personal stuff about her. All right.

Does it make sense? Yep. OK. And so I'm sure he went.

So did I have his your turn. I'm going to shoot her. OK. Oh, no.

That was bad plus four. It's four. My little nine millimeter. OK.

It pings off of her. Now it is her turn. She is going to rocket boot over to Silicon artists and try to punch you in the mush. Do it.

You want it? She got five. Uh oh. OK.

It's a three. You take three. Ooh, she punches you in the mush so hard with a robot hand. It's all goopy with it.

Still hurts. Yeah. So I'm going to say it is now your turn even. Fantastic.

I'm going to I assume this power armor has a little nooks and crannies, correct? Mm hmm. I'm going to try to get all up in the nooks and crannies with my goop. OK.

So you're going to try to infiltrate her. Like are you going to roll a skill for her? You're just taking the turn to try to get in her goop. I'm going to roll a skill for her.

I'm going to roll my dexterity and try to get in there and like kind of seize it up and like, you know, kind of get in there and then expand a bit so it makes it like harder and doesn't flex correctly. OK. Cool. So roll that versus her.

I guess her attack build to see like if she was able to get all of the cogs to fit properly or whatever. Yeah. I'm going to goop. She.

All right. I got five. She got three. You're getting in the goop.

You're getting in the cracks and crevices. This turn or next turn? Oh, well, you would create an advantage for other people. So what would the advantage be?

All up in them guts. All right. So any of you are but so either plus two all up in guts. Yeah.

All right. So there's a plus two for all up in guts. Miss Deed, did your turn. So the artist has got all up in her guts.

Try not to be jealous of it and roll empathy again. All right. That's a much better role. Five.

She did not roll very well. She has a deep desire to please her father. And then we're going to go over to dead eye. I'm going to shoot her.

Go for it. That is a plus six. A plus six. Wait, Phil had a all up in her guts.

That was a plus two. Yes. All right. So make that a plus eight.

Okay. So you're using everyone's advantage. Very good to die. Sometimes people make advantages and they'll be using them.

So that makes her roll a bit worse. Cody's like literally knocks for his seasons. Yeah. All right.

It is her turn. All up in her guts advantage was used but you're still all in her crannies. So what she's going to do is she activates a defensive. A massive mesh that electrocutes the shit out of you.

Oh hard countered. So she's going to roll it. Hit you with that bad boy. What do I use?

Just like normal fight stuff. Yeah. Yeah, that's fine. Okay.

She got a seven in for. She got your electric hurts. What is a consequence of that? Since charred, Melty.

Oh, I'm going to go with Melty. Action figure. You know, when you grab one of those little tiny green army men to the end of a Roman candle and see if it shoots out with it. It doesn't.

That's what you're going to write in that tiny box. Sure. I got all the Google Docs. Oh, good.

All right. So then it was her turn. Silicon artist is your turn. So since I am a little tiny green army men at the end of a Roman candle that has been melted and off of her, I'm just going to try to a whirling dervish or roll world to do rich.

Seven. Oof. That is a big hit. Yeah.

Okay. She's not happy. All right. Her suits started to spark a little bit but she still got some fight in her.

Missed. I'm going to explain the first one. So see if I can do it. Okay.

If I make a deal with Phil, can I transform? I know that she has a deep desire for her father. Could I get the image of her father? If I make a deal with Phil to, well, Silicon artist to always have my phone, can I use his power to turn into her father and provoke her?

You can try yes. Okay. Missed is going to yell out. Sweetie.

I promise you I'll have my phone from here on out. 100% deal. Yes. And I swing my hand over there and shake on it.

Can I use his power to transform into her father? Yeah. Are you going to roll provoke to do it? Yes.

And I'm going to, since I know what she desires, can I? I'm going to replace my will with provoke. That is a five. Okay.

So I'm just going to like slowly walk up to her and be like, is this really what you think, your powers, what your abilities you should be doing with it? You're such a disappointment. All right. So you've created a plus one advantage of enraged.

Okay. So I can artist roll notice. Okay. All right.

Dead. I rolled notice. Look, my eyeballs have just been melted into my skull. Give me a break there, Alex.

That would be a one because my guys hate me. Oh God. Okay. We're about to die.

Dead eyes, your turn. I'm going to scare you. Cause I'm going to go this. Oh, Jesus.

Plus five plus five. Oh, she got one under your fucking paper cutting her to death. All right. So all right.

Her turn, Mizzadie, she looks at you very upset and says he already tried that and then shoots you with everything she's got. She's gonna spend some fake points to get some pluses. Okay. Yeah, we can spend fake points.

She got she got a nine. Oh my God, guys. This might be bad. You guys do have a plus one from Enraged.

You can use that as a defense as well. Say that she's too angry to aim properly and get a plus one to your defense if you'd like. Okay. So she like literally just unleashes on her.

Oh, fuck yeah. She does. All right. So I have it two.

Oh, sweet God. Are you going to use the plus one? No. Okay.

So the plus one stands nine minus two is what seven? Seven. I'm going to spend a fake point. Okay.

So activate the devil in me. I'm going to drop Mizzadie's disguise and she's going to transform into the Hiddies piece that I'm going to use. Okay. And like all of my lore and my fight are all of my lore and empathy and physique are all replaced with fight, athletics and will and you see like a gigantic disgusting monster with like the knock symbol on her chest.

Okay. Or their chest and it like opens up and it's just like a gigantic mall. And I now have the thing, ventral. So you took a little bit of damage.

Did I, this your turn? I'm not sure if I want to shoot her or the giant scary monster now, but I'm going to shoot the robot suit. Okay. My rolls are real bad tonight.

That's a plus five plus five. Then it is her turn. She's going to fly up to the ceiling. Dude outside.

That was rude. I was so close to killing her, I think. You still hear like the burning of rockets in the distance. She doesn't go anywhere.

She's just outside now. Yeah, but all right. All right. So I'm just going to turn.

I can't really attack her. What are, what did you do with Mizzad's? Have I, I haven't seen this one before? Have I?

No, no, it has. Yeah. I'm just going to make a deal to replace you or Mizzad's with a giant demon. So who are you?

Are you skipping your turn? I'm talking to you. Yeah. Okay.

Yeah. Mizzad's is going to, can I jump? Can I use Fizik to jump up in the air and grab her? The girl that just flew out?

Yes. When it comes to your turn, if Silicon artist is, if you're just giving your turn and saying that. I'm literally just talking. I don't know.

Okay. They're not, they're literally not paying attention to you at all. All right. So you're going to use your turn to move to the zone that she's in?

Yeah, I'm going to try and jump up and grab her. All right. I'm going to follow her for your turn. Okay.

Okay. So you're following her to outside. Uh, that I did your turn. So she went up through the ceiling.

So there's a hole in the ceiling? Yes, but she went kind of diagonally. So she's not direct. You can't see her at the moment.

She's in a different zone. She's going to shoot at her. Damn it, Alex. You're on all my plants.

Um. Oh no. Did I have to do something beside shoot? There's nothing else I can do.

You'll have legs. Damn it. I guess I could run out the front of the warehouse to see if I can see her. All right.

So you're moving zones as well. So on her turn, did I and Misty, do you ever run outside to follow her? She's outside kind of flying in the air. You see way off of the distance behind her.

It looks like something is entering orbit. You're like these big, large robot parts kind of slam into her and then click around her and her robot is like four times the size now. Um, and then she aims at you with a missile barrage and attacks both of you. I don't like this giant mech suit now.

Um, she hits the entire area with a eight. Jesus. Well, hmm. Nice knowing y'all.

I got a six. All right. So you take two, did I? Not a three.

Jesus. Do you want to spend a fake point to reroll? Yes. Okay.

It's probably a good idea. Slightly better. That's a four. All right.

So you take four. So count artists is your turn. Everyone is running outside. Okay.

Hold on. Hold on. We're not done with this. And I follow the demon up through the skylight.

Like I just grab my arm and like pull myself. Shit. Every fucking time. All right.

So you're spending your turn to move. All right, Miss Deeds. You are there. She's in a giant monster fighter armor now.

Okay. I'm going to go over here. All right. Roll fight.

That is ace plus six. Okay. So then we're moving on. Dead eyed is your turn.

Are you out or not? No, I'm still in somehow. I'm going to shoot at her. Okay.

With an RPG because I'm pissed off now. That's more better. That's a plus eight. Oh, plus eight.

Okay. Well, let's see. She's on her last box. Let's see if you get her.

Yes. Okay. You did one ping a damage and you knocked her out. So you hit her with an RPG and armor kind of shorts out and blows up and kind of crashes down to the street.

Now we're kind of out of combat. So yeah, y'all can do whatever. So once the mech is down, I'm going to still guns out, swing towards this weird monster and be like, okay, and who the fuck are you? Miss Deeds is going to walk over to the down body of the person that we were fighting.

Okay. Her mechs is all blown up and you can see there is a person deep inside of it, but. They passed out. Yeah.

They're so pretty. They're slightly conscious, but barely. Like they wouldn't be able to hold a conversation. Okay.

I'm going to turn to, um, uh, to die. And Miss Deeds is going to leap and attack to die. Oh, that's not a comment. All right.

Nope. I got a five. All right. So you take one, uh, like start yelling at her.

She was mine. Uh, what? I'm going to shoot this weird crazy thing and just punch me. All right.

Shoot it. Uh, they act as a plastics. Uh, I got a plus five. Get off me.

All right. So you take one of the melt busy. So like I said, it's your turn. You, you see this.

The giant mech suit is on the ground busted open and blown, blown, blown up. Uh, not completely blown up, but damaged enough. Um, Miss Deeds is a giant monster and attack at eye. Yeah.

I'm going to whirling, der a big monster. Okay. That is exactly enough to take out all of my boxes. And the monster is now on the ground.

All right. Do you transform back? Or are you just a big monster right now? No, just a big monster.

All right. So it's an artist in Dead Eye. You're standing there. There's a big monster and a giant monster fighty armor.

It's laying there in the warehouse district. I'm still whaling away on the monster. You're punching a knocked out monster. Dead Eye.

What do you do? Um, I feel like this location is no longer safe. So I am going to very bloodily and very injuredly lip it back into the warehouse to try and grab the idea except I'm going to have to knock her out again somehow. But I'm going back into the warehouse.

Okay. All right. So you're going back into the warehouse. So you're just going to keep beating up on this big monster.

Yeah, I would eventually, yeah, I would eventually stop and grab the person out of the mech suit as well as this demon dog thing and put them on both my shoulders and begin making my way down towards the container. Okay. So the person in the mech suit is kind of hard to get out. And as you're pulling them out, the mech suit seems to have a safety feature that fries all the circuits and burns all the boards and basically self-destructs from the inside out.

So none of it's eligible. Reasonable. Okay. Okay.

All right. So it's there. It's all damaged. Now it's just a smoldering pile of solder basically.

But you have her. She is knocked out. So you're going back into the warehouse with that item. Yeah.

Can I spend a fake point to pull it? So I made a deal with Phil's character. You have a fake point to have the demon or this monster have in its hand misdeed cellphone. Yeah.

If he wants to put a fake point for that, I can't. Yeah. I don't know if that's going to appeal to Silicon or hard of mentality, but each. All right.

So yeah, this monster has a cellphone in his hand as well. So Silicon or she's going back into the facility. Where did I go? Yeah.

Okay. Hold up. Hold up one second. Did I?

What? I see. I pretended to be iron justice and she thinks iron justice is going to save her. So let me be iron justice.

Then we can like, pop her and knock her out safely. Okay. You're not going to see me complaining. I'm like dripping blood on the floor.

Just don't get that blood on these two and I set them away from did I? The two bodies I'm holding already. But they already have blood. You know what?

I'm not going to argue with you. Just open the container so we can go home. I'm orphaned to iron justice. Okay.

And I give it a light tap and be like Bethany. It's iron justice. Yeah. Let me out.

Just let me out of here. Don't worry. I have saved you. All right.

Can you let me out now, please? Absolutely. Because I have saved you from the evil doers and I open the door. Okay.

See, it is safe because of me. Iron justice. That I are you still invisibility range? Uh, can I have like moved to the side of the container so she can't see me but I'm within reach should she step out?

Yeah, sure. That's fine. She's like, Oh, thank you. I can go home.

I bet everybody's worried about me. Of course. We will get you back to the place you came from Ruby River. She's like, No, I can get there myself.